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blobbyclouds · 3 years

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Hello I love stuff! So I remember that you headcanons about the main 6 realizing that they're in a game. Can you do headcanons for the main 6 actually appearing in the real world and meeting the player? Imagine the chaos that would ensue when they come into contact with modern technology.

But like... really imagine it. Really just think about playing the game one day and POOF your fav LI is sitting beside you, completely real and a little messy as they look at you with wide eyes

Also, for the sake of these headcanons we’re going to say the LI is aware that they were in a game :) (because I don’t feel like dealing with any existential crises)

Warnings: none!

-Asra Alzanar-

Definitely the most chill about popping into another world. Pretty normal stuff for him when spells go backwards

You on the other hand backed up against the wall like a blushing mess while he calmed you down as quickly as he could. He was calmer than you simply because he’s always sensed that there was more to the mc in the game than what met the eye

Asra was a fast learner as you taught him all about Earth

It was interesting, to say the least, having to explain Asra’s presence for the few weeks he was with you before the spell wore off. Luckily, by saying he was an exchange student and using a few deception spells, it was no problem

Sorting out his fashion sense was interesting too

“No, Asra, you can’t wear mystical robes or magical amulets to the cafe.”

“But… magic is my thing.”

“But magic isn’t a thing here.”

He ended up playing with a lot of different styles of our world and unfairly looked amazing in all of them??? He’s aesthetic in everything??

Always sweet and affectionate, touching you in some way because he can’t really believe he gets to the meet the real you <3

Whenever you went out, he liked to hold your hand

He really liked getting to learn about your life outside the game, like your hobbies, school/work, and other such interests

He was really happy to meet your friends and family, sizing them up to decide if he completely trusted them to take care of his darling apprentice

If you come from a bad home or anything, it’d break Asra’s heart and he’d do literally everything in his power to help you. And with any other problems in your life, he’d put his heart and soul into helping you too

When he had to leave, he taught you a special way to make the game glitch so he’ll know that something is really wrong and he’ll come to the real world asap

-Nadia Satrinava-

More than a little surprised that Asra’s spell landed her here

You two made eye contact and it took you both a second to process what was going on

“Oh. Good evening, Nadia. What brings you here?”

“Good evening. It seems Asra’s spell has landed me in your home world.”

And then the “??!!?!!?!?” feeling hit both of you and you went into extreme planning mode

In a few minutes, you two had figured out when Asra’s spell would wear off and bring her home, a cover story for Nadia’s stay, and had everything planned perfectly because y’all are a power couple

Nadia had a bit of a rough first day with technology and no servants to help her figure all this new stuff out

The first time she saw a car was when you were walking outside your house, and she yanked you behind a bush because she thought it was some sort of monster

She was super flustered when you explained it was just a car, but you insisted you thought it was sweet of her to “protect” you

Nadia felt really bad about not being able to pay you back for your kindness and tried to make up for it by being helpful around the house

No matter what type of wardrobe you have, Nadia helped plan your outfits for the few weeks she was there

You two went shopping once and she managed to get a bunch of deals

Yeah, she’s better at sweet talking and bartering than you’ll ever be :(

She wanted to know all about your interests and hobbies, they’re all fascinating to her

She gives the best advice and listens attentively to any of your problems

Have any toxic friends? Rude family members? Teachers or bosses making your life miserable? Nadia will verbally demolish them and make sure you’ll be treated well after she’s gone

When she eventually had to leave, she left you a sweet letter to read whenever you’re sad

-Julian Devorak-

Pure utter chaos when he first pops in

You’re yelling, he’s yelling, everything is a mess

Eventually, you both calm down though and manage to talk things out, Julian rambling so quickly you can barely understand him

The two of you manage to figure out that Asra’s spell will last a few weeks. So, in the meantime, Julian is stuck with you

At first he acted all confident as he tried to convince both himself and you that he had this entire situation under control

That is, until he stepped into the kitchen and nearly caused three disasters in five seconds

You gave him a crash course on Earth and he literally took notes and made flashcards that he would randomly look at as you showed him around

When friends and family began to question his presence, the both of you had this elaborate story about how Julian was a childhood friend who was stopping in town to meet up with his family. There were character names and everything, y’all really got into it

He’s fascinated by the medical advances in the real world and loves all those hospital shows like Grey’s Anatomy. You two are definitely going to spend some time cuddled up on the couch watching those shows

He was so excited about seeing everything and kind of frustrated he couldn’t get you anything as a way to repay you for taking care of him and being such a good teacher in general

He actually picked a bunch of flowers for you, and while you’re certain he stole some of them, it was a very kind gesture

If you got sick at all during his stay, he’d go into doctor mode and nurse you back to health

He was constantly making plans to spend every single second he could with the real world version of you, so that he could return to his world knowing as much about you as he could

-Muriel-

When he simply appeared in your room you two silently stared at one another for a very long time and then began to panic

Muriel was more flustered than you because it took him a second to realize he was right in front of the real mc, the real version of you

You managed to calm him down though, and after that it was pretty smooth sailing

Muriel was not a fan of the attention he got for his height whenever you two went out to malls or other such public spaces

It was just a lot to process. You both knew each other, but Muriel’s mind couldn’t quite process the real world version of the mc he knew so well and you couldn’t quite believe that Muriel was here in real, 3-D form

It was even harder for you because everyone wanted to know all about him and kept asking all these questions him

That’s why you spent the majority of your time in less public spaces or just stayed home and enjoyed things like baking, video games, and movies

Muriel really enjoys farming games like Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing and he’s really good at them too

Is 100% down to be a listening ear for all your real world problems

He feels a little guilty that he’s known you for so long, yet this is the first time he’s been able to help you with your real life problems

So he plans on being as helpful as he can be for the few weeks he’s with you and insists on helping with any chores around the house

When he had to leave, he tried to stay calm, but the moment you started getting upset, he’d get upset too

He left you a wood carving of one of your favorite things, like a favorite animal, favorite character, favorite something that would mean a lot to you and show you there’s always of part of him with you

-Portia Devorak-

When Portia suddenly popped into existence beside you, you were both surprised, but like, too shocked to properly freak out?

“Oh. Hello, Portia.”

“Oh. Hello to you too. You look a little different… where are we?”

You managed to get in a pretty calm explanation about where she was and a bit of info about the modern world before she started freaking out

She was stuck here for two weeks and neither of you knew any way to get her back to her own world, so you decided to just go with it

Portia was mystified by all parts of modern life

Her favorite things are always the clothes and the food

Technology low key scared her for the first few days, but you helped her adjust

Her favorite thing is ordering stuff online because there’s so much cool stuff!!! And she can get it all in the click of a few buttons!!! So cool!!!

She always links your arm with hers when you’re showing her parts of town so that the two of you can’t get separated

She’s pretending to be a good friend of yours who is coming from out of the country and will be staying for a few weeks

You two do a lot of baking and Portia only starts one, little fire by using the microwave wrong :)

If you have any big problems in your life Portia is an absolute sweetheart about them. She listens perfectly and will give you all the advice and comfort you need

She’s such a cheerleader and gives you a bunch of compliments and support that she can’t give to you in the game

When the time came for her to leave, she wrapped you in her arms and wouldn’t let go until Asra’s spell pulled her back into the game

After she left, you realized she had secretly made you a cute stuffed animal version of Pepi just for you <3

-Lucio-

S c r e a m i n g

He got really defensive really fast because he was so confused

You confused him because you look a lot like the mc in the game but, since this is the real world you, you look recognizable but different

You had to carefully pry the make-shift weapon he had grabbed and explain who you were and what you thought had happened

After that Lucio chilled out but was still a little on edge

With all the technology you showed him he either loved it or hated it

Itty bitty phone screens that don’t respond to his metal hands, somewhat larger tv screens that are as confusing as Asra’s magic, and dumb people called Siri who can’t understand him? Stupid

Super fast cars and speakers that blare music? Very cool

He wasn’t the best at hiding the fact that he’s from a game and almost let it slip a few times

So you have to dive into the conversation to assure this random stranger that no, your exchange student is only joking about being a count, isn’t he hilarious???

Give him a sharp elbow in the ribs to shut him up, works 9/10

He loves movie theaters so much and will beg to go there all the time while he’s with you

He’s always very touchy because this is probably the only time he’ll get with the real version of you, and he wants to savor every bit of it

He’s an extremely picky eater and seems to only like the food you make

While spending time with the version of you in the game is always fun, it was always wonderful to get to meet the real you. A few weeks didn’t feel like nearly enough time to get to know you

He acted like going back to the his world wasn’t a big deal up until the last second when the spell started pulling him back. Then, blinking away tears, he wrapped you in a far too tight hug that was surprisingly comforting

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falsegoodnight · 3 years

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a new header??? it matches better <3 these are the fics I read or reread and enjoyed this month! like last time, i’m separating it into different sections: main list, wips, and non-1d. rereads will be included in the main list and marked with a star (*).

*note: this list encompasses the fics i’ve read from the 1st to the 28th only

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main list ~

✰ Don’t Wait Up by reliablyimperfect | NR | 1k

Without Harry’s warmth next to him, he felt the chill of the air creep over his skin. He tugged the blanket down from where Harry kept one draped over the back of the couch for him, grateful. With the blanket, he instantly felt warmer, but it backfired when his eyes began to droop again. Trying to keep his eyes open was impossible, and he was consciously aware of how long his blinks were becoming. They stay closed longer and longer until, eventually, they didn’t open again.

so soft and sweet and lovely! made my heart feel so warm <3 will return to this for some quick comfort in the future!

✰ my ugly mouth kept running by @hadestyles | E | 4k

Sometimes second chances are more important than the first.

rori’s lush writing + abo + exes to lovers = absolute perfection. my fic cameo gives it a bonus too :’) definitely one of my rori favs

✰ i’ve loved you three summers now honey, i want them all by @softloubabie | M | 4k

The restaurant was small and bright, soft colors filled the walls and tables and fairy lights hung from everywhere. From what Harry had read, the food wasn’t overly expensive but it was still comparable to what you would get at one of the more expensive places. If Harry could he would take Louis to the biggest most expensive and extravagant restaurants to do what he planned to tonight, but this would do.

After being led to their table Harry nervously tapped his jacket pocket, sighing in relief when he felt the small box still there. Tonight was the night. He couldn’t wait till it was time to surprise Louis with all the gifts he got for him. Then finally the big surprise.

so cute and sweet! their kids were so adorable and the proposal so lovely!! they love each other so much <3

✰ love me in between the future and the past by navigator & quitter | E | 11k

Harry's scared of history repeating itself.

this honestly hurt to read but in such a raw and emotional way?? was mad at harry and then sad for him :( this writer duo’s fics never fail to amaze me!

✰ sunshine on my mind by @raspberryoatss | E | 13k

Louis visits Harry in Portland

this was so sweet and lovely! the perfect addition to this wonderful universe! pip’s characterizations and fluff never fails to make my heart feel warm <3

✰ rapture in the dark by @stylinsonsupporter | T | 13k

Harry Styles is a breakout musician who has shed his boyband label in favor of embracing his inner brooding rockstar. His PR team think that his rebrand is the perfect time for Harry to come out of the closet and have devised the perfect plan for doing so. Enter Louis Tomlinson, up and coming (and very openly homosexual) model whose public image as America's Sweetheart is the perfect foil for Harry's new edge. From a PR standpoint, it's a dream come true - a power couple that can slowly coax the public into accepting Harry's altered image. The only problem? They hate each other.

always love a good fake dating au and this is no exception! and model louis >> really enjoyed this!

✰ Maybe, Baby* by thoughtsickles | M | 16k | mpreg

It all feels too easy, too good to be true. It all feels like a scene from Louis' daydreams, the kind of life he'd always imagined he'd have when he was younger and bored at his momma's work, sneaking around the hallways of the maternity ward until the nurses let him in to hold the babies. He'd felt so important being allowed to touch them. He'd told them stories of the lives they were going to have, houses with nice wallpaper that wasn't peeling, yards filled with sunshine and flowers and grass that never went yellow. A hammock to nap in, cuddled up with his husband.

You can't stay here, he tells himself, but Baby doesn't want to listen.

have reread this one quite a bit of times now and it still makes me so happy <3 this Louis and Harry deserve the world <333

✰ Let Me Inside by reliablyimperfect | E | 18k

Louis is Harry’s boss, but Harry is the boss of Louis.

loved this one! really enjoyed the balance between h&l and how they maintained their dynamic in subtle ways outside of the bedroom while also keeping it separate. very much enjoyed the jealousy as well <3

✰ a scintilla of predilection by @dehydratedpoolfics | T | 20k

There, in the far back of the room, next to the only available seat left, is none other than Harry Styles. Harry, who grew up next door to him, who knew all his secrets as a child and played FIFA with him on Saturday mornings after he would spend the night Friday evenings every week, whose curly hair would tickle his nose as they held each other during bitter cold nights that made his room glow a haunting blue.

love ex-childhood friends with misunderstandings!! louis was so cute and i loved his poetry <3 harry too was so stupid but so smitten and lovely :’) really enjoyed this!

✰ Keeping The Flame Alive by @crazyupsetter | E | 20k

Recording with One Direction never felt like this. There’s a couple reasons for that, Harry thinks. One is that they did most of their recording on the road, rushed and in busses and hotel rooms, never in one place long enough to really get an argument going. The other, larger and more important one, is that back then he had the sweetest, meanest little omega around to distract him from all of that frustration.

The first time around, when he’d been recording his debut solo album, it hit him pretty hard. He likes to think he’s better adjusted to it now, but frustration is warring under his skin nonetheless. He doesn’t want to be told what to do most of the time, and he especially doesn’t want to be told what to do when it comes to his music.

What he does want right now is that sweet, mean little omega right in front of him with his mouth on Harry’s cock. Unfortunately, the best he’s got is his own hand and a shared toilet. So. That’s really not going to work.

✰ like it’s a game* by @soldouthaz | E | 32k

There is little Harry hates more than truth or dare.

And Louis.

queen of enemies to lovers! it’s been a while since i’ve reread this but too absolutely no surprise, it’s just as amazing as always <3 sarah never misses!

✰ Too Young To Know by @2tiedships2 | M | 35k

Harry doesn’t present as an alpha… until he does.

really enjoyed this as per usual! exes to lovers is my jam and the added angst of Louis dating someone else at the beginning... love <3

✰ Some Things Take Root* by navigator & quitter | E | 50k

Louis' ex doesn't get jealous of anyone besides Harry. Harry helps Louis use that to his advantage.

stumbled upon this randomly and decided to reread on a whim... ended up staying up to read it in one sitting! so good!

✰ Safe and Sound (You’ll Always Be) by @all-these-larrythings | E | 58k

When a failed case and a guilty conscience leaves Harry more than a little lost, his boss presents him with a new, less taxing assignment to help him cope. An escape from all the madness is just what Harry needs to get his life back on track. It's just too bad his new client has a grin like the devil, a pair of electric eyes that Harry simply can't get over, and no intention whatsoever of letting him catch a break.

i don’t know how i’ve never read this before??? it was absolutely amazing though! perfect blend of humor and fluff and tension and angst <3

✰ Mind Over Matter (You Under Me) by @youreyesonlarry | E | 74k

It’s dark outside when Harry finishes practice for the day.

the slow burn in this fic killed me - which is to say, it was perfect! loved how they progressed from working together to being friends to something more and how much they genuinely cared for each other! the hockey was so fun too!

✰ Call Out My Name by frenchkiss | E | 102k

Apparently, it's bad PR to fall in love with the omega you hired to help you through your rut.

Harry Styles begs to differ.

ellen truly knocked it out of the park with this one!! had everything i could ever want: abo, famous/non-famous, fluff, humor, angst, drama, and more! i loved it from beginning to end!

wips ~

✰ ‘cause all our tomorrows lead the way by @loubellies | E | 64k | 7/11

So maybe Louis’ in over his head.

He had signed up for the Bachelor on a whim after his second bottle of wine and well, here he is. He’s just been announced as the twenty-sixth Bachelor and his ass is sweating. Like, literally sweating. He’s positive that if he was to turn around, the entirety of Bachelor Nation would get a nice peek of his ass sweat.

am thoroughly enjoying each chapter!! it’s been a wild ride so far and although things are currently calm, i am still on edge!! but i trust mar with my life <3

✰ Truth Behind Golden Eyes by @lwtisloved | E | 83k | 8/16

Louis is a royal servant born with magic in a kingdom where his sole existence is outlawed with a war he has no idea he has a part in upon him. Harry is the prince on whom the burden of mending a broken kingdom falls upon and he might be willing to risk it all for a simple servant if only he admitted it to himself.

caught up last night! still really enjoying every chapter and can’t wait to see what happens next!! things are *happening* with h&l and answers are being given!! (love the jealousy too!)

non-1d ~

✰ Keep Me Close (I Need Your Faith) by @princelouisau | E | 23k

Somewhere along the way he had fallen in love and in doing so, had broken the one rule he knew he couldn’t come back from. As quickly as he realised, he decided that he must never dare speak it. He resigned himself to loving Draco in silence.

first foray into reading drarry... and, to no one’s surprise, i loved it! beautiful writing as always and beautiful atmosphere! it’s really not a shock that i fell for these characters and their story when danielle is behind it <3 it had me entranced from beginning to end!!

finally, i myself actually posted a fic this month:

my fics ~

✰ yesterday came suddenly by me | E | 49k | mpreg

Harry the deadliest member of the NYC assassins’ guild, is forced to face a seemingly impossible task in hopes of finally leaving the underground behind for good, but when ghosts from the past come back to haunt him, escaping the darkness becomes that much harder.

If you read any of these beautiful works of art, remember to leave kudos and comment to show your appreciation!

*if i made any errors, please let me know :)

enjoy!

#my fic recs #fic recs #28th appreciation #march recs #2021 recs #march 2021 recs #scheduled

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enchantedchocolatebars · 4 years

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The Grim Adventures Of The Hazbin Hotel

Since I love both The Grim Adventures and Hazbin Hotel, I decided to write a crossover for them! I know that one is a kids show and the other is for adults, but both shows have dark humor in them, which I love! (Plus, Billy and Mandy has had a few adult jokes in it before.😂) Got really inspired to write this after watching the Billy and Mandy KND crossover special multiple times. Enjoy!🙂

Charlie: After arriving in Endsville, Princess Charlie was amazed at how the town looked compared to Hell! Cleaner streets, no (or rather less) cynical faces, and no red! The supernatural stuff didn't really faze her too much since Hell was filled with that, but when weird things did happen, (things that were weird and out of the ordinary even for Hell's standards) she would just try to stay as positive as possible about them and just accept it as it being apart of the world. What Charlie appreciated most about Endsville was that it was exactly the type of place she wanted Hell to be like. Sure, there were still mean people and monsters running around, but at least they weren't completely horrible. She honestly loves the place! Being that the princess was in an environment that was alot different than her own, she got all excited about everything and wanted to explore around more! We then get the classic 'disney princess is super curious about the new world she's in and decides to explore around the place and enjoys virtually everything that said place as to offer' trope in the form of a fun montage which leads to a musical number sung by Charlie about how much she loves Endsville! While singing, other residence of the town join her and they perform a High School Musical like choreographed dance. We even get a rap verse from Irwin! (What? Don't give me that look. It's a 1 hour cartoon crossover special, gotta fill the time up with something, am I right?😉)

With Grim, she respects him alot (unlike most people in the show) because of the important role he plays as the Grim Reaper. When the skeleton goes on another one of his emotional rants on how much he despises Billy and Mandy and ends up breaking down in tears about it, Charlie pulls out a box of tissues and hands him one as she tries her best to comfort him. Mandy...she didn't like the little girl's negative and cynical attitude, but tolerates it. Billy is a nice kid but...she finds him to be a bit gross at times. Charlie can still appreciate that the boy is trying his best though! She also relates with how positive and optimistic he is in a bad situation.

Bonus: Charlie and Vaggie visit a small store that sells merchandise of three cute, super-powered little girls who all wore dresses, had large eyes, stubby arms and legs and round heads. While Vaggie was looking around in an aisle that was dedicated to the third super-powered girl who had short black hair, light green eyes, and was described on her toy box as "The Toughest Fighter", an excited Charlie rushes over to her, holding a doll of the second super-powered girl who wore a blue dress, had blonde pigtails and had a happy smile that reminded the princess of her own.

Charlie: (shows Vaggie the doll) Vaggie! Vaggie! Look! Look! Isn't she just the cutest thing you've ever seen?!

Vaggie: (boops Charlie's nose) You're the cutest thing i've ever seen.

Charlie: Look! Look! She even talks when you pull her string! Watch this! (pulls the string on the doll's back.)

Doll: Hi, my name's Bubbles! I like animals and flowers and crayons! Let's be friends!💙🐶🌼🖍️☺️

Vaggie: Vaggie is in a constant state of denial the minute she steps into Endsville. She never knew there could exist such a place that was even more absurd than Hell. Being that so much weirdness happens, she stays true to her conscious demeanor. Out of the other three, (Charlie, Angel Dust, and Alastor) she was the most concerned about how they were going to get back to the hotel. (A running joke for her would be that she'd be the only one who'd question alot of the bizarreness that happens, like questioning how some people had the strange ability to somehow look at the "camera" and talk to the "audience".) Her main expression the whole time would be her pinching the bridge of her nose and saying, "This cannot be happening." Her role throughout the special is the voice of reason.

The grey demon was tolerate of Billy when he was behaving and acting like a "normal" child, but quickly became annoyed with him when he decided to do...well...Billy things. He'd also mispronounce her name several times even after she corrects him, refer to her as a "one eyed weirdo" or "lady one eyed", and would ask her over and over again if he could try on her bow. Vaggie saw Mandy the same way she saw Alastor...as pure evil who couldn't be trusted. She eventually warms up to the vile little girl, but still has her doubts about her. Mandy, to her, gives off 'I could cause chaos and take over the world in three seconds if I wanted to' vibes. Being that he was the Grim Reaper, (you know, Death himself) Vaggie jumps straight to conclusions and thinks that Grim is a possible threat that could hurt her or someone else, but soon lowers her guard once she sees that the undead skeleton is harmless. In fact, the moth noticed that alot of the "scary monsters" in this universe weren't scary at all and didn't pose much of a threat. Once she got the chance to learn more about him and interacted with him more, Vaggie ends up getting along with Grim just fine. She liked how Grim was able to relate with her having a good reason to get upset with others due to the choices that they made that made situations even worse since he sorta goes through the same thing with Billy and Mandy. They take a break from all the wacky shenanigans to go get mud facials together and gossip about the people that peeve them off the most. It's what they deserve for having to deal with all the crap that they go through with certain characters.

Bonus: While Grim and Vaggie dig around in Grim's trunk in search for a supernatural object that can help get Vaggie and the others back to Hell, a small sight gag is that alot of the items that get pulled out from the trunk but are then tossed to the side are items from previous Billy and Mandy episodes like the magic zipper from the episode "Zip Your Fly", Billy's dinobonoid toys from the episode "Toys Will Be Toys", the Thromnambular skull from the episode "Wishbones", (one of my favs lol) as well as many others.

Angel Dust: Damn...and he thought hell was filled with freaks. Nope, this place definitely takes the cake. With a town filled with monster hunting red heads with eyepatches, who looked like they were on some serious roids and were most likely crazy, who he ends up getting into an over the top fight and shoot out duel with and after he wins they state that they only went easy on him because he was a 'girl', extremely annoying and slightly pudgy kids with glasses who used the word "yo" way too much, and old washed up senior citizen vampires who wouldn't stop flirting with him and constantly asked the spider to watch them dance for some reason, he swore he felt as though the people here were on more drugs than he was. What annoyed him the most was that everytime he'd try to make a joke, comment, or gesture that was considered "inappropriate", "problematic", or "not kid friendly" in this universe, his words/comments would somehow get bleepled out and his gestures would be censored. It frustrated him to no end. Screw it, if he couldn't make sex jokes then he's doing the next best thing...constantly breaking the fourth wall/being self aware and making suggestive innuendos!

The porn star couldn't really form too much of an opinion on Billy since the kid wouldn't even go near him. When he did, he'd just take a good long look at Angel before screaming, "AAAAA FILTHY TALL DISGUSTING LADY BOY SPIDER! DON'T LAY YOUR EGGS INSIDE OF ME!". He'd then run away and jump out of the nearest window. Overall, Billy's a weird ass kid to him. Mandy is just some rotten little girl. Angel would call her another word that started with a "b" and ended with an "h" but couldn't because he's pretty much forced to keep his language TV Y-7 (with an occasional PG rating). Grim, he thinks, is...lame, which is sad because you'd think with him being Death and all he'd be this extremely powerful being with a super long backstory that would make Angel fall asleep the minute someone started explaining it to him, but no, instead he's just some skeleton who lost a game of limbo to two kids and is now their eternal slave because of it. Angel would keep bringing that fact up to get a reaction out of Grim.

Bonus: It was a dark and spooky night. The screeching of bats - and for some reason a werewolf's howl - echoed across the sky. As the slutty spider was looking for a quick cash grab, these four teenagers and their dog pull up to him in their mystery van and immediately start to compliment Angel Dust on his amazing "costume". I mean, the costuming work just looked so realistic to them - the sharp teeth, the fluffy white chest, the red eye, the two extra arms, it really looked as though he was some sort of spider creature! Good thing he was just some guy in a costume! At least...that's what they thought. One of the teens makes a comment. "Wow, groovy costume, stranger! Though...it's a bit too early for Halloween, don't you think?" To which Angel replies with, "What the *bleep* are you hippie weirdos talkin' about? This ain't no costume! This body is all natural baby!" (Hmm, a tv show about four teenagers, their dog, and a spider solving mysteries together? ...I'd watch it lol.)

Alastor: Alastor's feelings on the Billy and Mandy universe were...mixed. On one hand, the deer demon didn't mind some of the show's zany shenanigans. In fact, he'd describe them as "wacky entertaining nonsense". On the other hand, there were some hijinx that did happen that even he was slightly weirded out by, but would pretend not to notice or care. An example of zany shenanigans he'd find entertaining were brain-eating green meteors who sang swing music, (omg imagine him in the "Little Rock of Horrors" episode) and an example of hijinx that would weird even him out were...invisible duck ghosts who...caused a person to be blamed for farting by...blowing raspberries while standing next to them??? (omg imagine him in the "Duck!" episode). Being that the show lacks one, he's definitely going to add in a laugh track! He would also be the antagonist of the special who'd try to cause chaos in both Endsville and The Underworld all while smiling and being as polite as possible.

Ah, Billy. Billy is...quite the character. Good natured, happy go lucky, optimistic...loud, idiotic, dim-witted. Alastor thought that Billy was just some brainless, moronic kid who lacked basic thinking and hygiene skills that he'd have no time or patience for. The only time Alastor would have any time for Billy is if he decided to use the big nosed boy's stupidity for his own end. Mandy...was such a cute and kind little girl! He doesn't mean that of course, he'd just say it because of how dark and brooding he is. Being that the girl was way too smart to trick, Alastor would just say little remarks to infuriate Mandy like telling her to smile. After all, you're never fully dressed without one! He finds Grim to be amusing in a way. An idea that he would come up with would be to constantly compliment the Reaper on his outfit and abilities. Grim, being Grim, would get all flattered and let his guard down. Little does Grim know that Alastor is actually secretly studying him to see if Grim possesses powers that rival his.

Bonus: A musical number that Alastor had kept being interrupted by a tubby, green, short, elephant demon. He kinda just showed up out of nowhere. No matter how many times he kept shoving him out of the way to finish his song, the childish elephant would just pop right back up and would either say his name or the word "yes" over and over again, randomly blurt out his love for nachos, frozen yogurt, and other foods, would sometimes mistake Alastor for being a magician rather than a radio announcer and would attempt to eat the shadow demons that Alastor casted and even asked Alastor in the middle of the song if he could borrow his monocle and cane for just 5 seconds before effortlessly taking them away, thanking him, and then would proceed to put the monocle on and would sing-shout into the cane, using it like a microphone. That was the final straw. Alastor would stop the song completely, lose his amiable persona and would threaten the other demon. The green demon didn't seem bothered by this and even happily asked Alastor if they could be friends and get frozen yogurt later on! This both confuses and surprises him. No, it really does. He's now stuck in confused chibi mode.

Fred Fredburger: Hey, Mr. Radio Demon! Mr. Radio Demon! Hey! Hey, Mr. Radio Demon! Uh, I have a question! I have a question, Mr. Radio Demon! Do you like music? Because I do! Hey, Mr. Radio Demon, do you like music that goes like this (starts to loudly sing the Camp Lazlo theme song) or-or this (starts to loudly sing the melody of the Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends theme song) or maybe even this (starts to loudly sing the melody of the Codename Kids Next Door theme song).

Billy: He thought that Hell was literally the coolest place ever! Pentagrams, upside down crosses and dead people everywhere?! Cool! Purges and turf wars?! Cool! Inappropriate words that were written on walls, stores, and buildings that were said by pretty much everyone 24/7 that he wasn't allowed to say due to his contract with Cartoon Network?! Cool! But wait...he was in Hell! Those bozos down at that network wouldn't hear him! Oh, he was definitely gonna say every swear word in the book! If you thought the characters in the pilot swore too much, YOU HAVEN'T HEARD BILLY YET! The dimwitted boy also really liked the hotel and agreed with Charlie's idea! Everyone deserves a second chance! Once inside, Billy met this small, red, one-eyed cleaning lady demon who talked really fast! The lady was really excited when she saw Billy for the first time! I mean, she's never met a human test monkey before in person! The boy nearly wet himself in excitement when he saw that the hotel had a naked cat man bartender with wings and a top hat! Billy was quick to rush over to the cat demon and gave him a giant hug. The "cat man" wasn't too pleased about the sudden embrace and became annoyed. Billy then spots the hotel's main phone and gets even more excited! The big nosed boy decides to make prank calls to other Cartoon Network characters.

Billy thought that Charlie was really nice! He was glad that he had the same optimism as her! He liked the puppy panda (that's what animal Billy thought Charlie was a mix of lol) princess alot! Though, one thing that did confuse Billy about Charlie was that if she really is a princess, then where on earth was her magical unicorn pony who farted out candy and rainbows? Vaggie, or was it Valerie? Raggie? Maggie? Baggie? Shaggy?? Wait, no, wrong cartoon. The girl with the X on her eye. Yeah, her. Billy got along with her just fine despite her being a major party pooper sometimes. Angel Dust...AAAAAA!!! GIANT TALL LADY BOY SPIDER!!! HE NEEDS TO BE SQUISHED ASAP BECAUSE HE'S A FILTHY, DIRTY, DISGUSTING BUG!!! A montage began of Billy coming up with creative ways to try and crush Angel Dust by using heavy objects like giant rocks, grand pianos, anvils etc, but Angel is just oblivious to it and every plan/idea Billy came up with always backfired and somehow ended up crushing him in the process. Woah...that Alastor guy...is one bad dude! A radio demon who broadcasted his carnage all throughout hell?! Awesome! Billy would want Alastor to be his friend so that he could have two supernatural buddies, his first one being Grim.

Bonus: As Billy was just happily walking around picking his nose, he had the sudden urge to go to the bathroom! Luckily, he spots a giant office building just ahead! There had to have a bathroom in there, right? When the big nosed boy quickly goes inside the building, he heads into a room where he sees three demons and a hellhound who were having some sort of meeting. When Billy asks for the bathroom, he stops mid-sentence when he spots the dry erase board in the back. The boy gets wide eyed, speeds over to it, and begins drawing a picture of himself as the Green Squeaker! His urge to want to use the restroom had somehow gone away. Meanwhile, the three red demons and the hellhound wondered who Billy was and why he was even there. The boss guy even asks, "Uh...who the fuck is this kid?". Billy didn't know why but he had this sudden feeling in his gut that him and the demon with the black and white striped horns who was sitting next to the female demon with long black eyelashes were somehow, vocally, connected with each other! He even sounded a little like him! Were they brothers?! Was this fate? Oh, wait, nevermind, it's just gas.

Mandy: For a place where you are to be burned and tortured for all eternity, Hell wasn't all that bad. To Mandy, it was like Endsville, but just colored red with a bit of the Underworld mixed in. With the hotel idea, she had a similar opinion about it as Alastor and that it's dumb and pointless to try to rehabilitate people who were in Hell, but what heck she'll go along for the ride because I mean what else is she gonna do for 30 minutes? Though, from what she's seen of the demons around here, in her mind, she's thinking that these guys are totally hopeless.

Charlie annoys her. The princess's 'sweet and cutesy but also really naive personality' reminded her too much of her shadow counterpart, and because of that she treats Charlie similar to how she treats Billy and Grim. Vaggie on the other hand was the complete opposite. A person who seemed to have the most sense out of everyone, wasn't afraid to resort to violence if needed, and was prudent? Hmm...Mandy could respect that...a little. Angel Dust was too gross and perverted for her taste. She didn't think very highly of him and saw him more as a prostitute rather than an adult film star. While Mandy did find Alastor's dark ways to be somewhat interesting, it also ticked her off because NO ONE was allowed to be more dark than her. Also, she finds his smiley and cheerful attitude to be annoying as well as his voice. Plus, he kept calling her "cute little darlin" which was a BIG no no. Looks like she has a new rival.

Bonus: Once Mandy found out that Hell had a news station, her first reaction...take it over. When she steps inside the station and immediately starts bossing the demons who were there around and ordering them to bring her things, the blonde girl was approached by an extremely irritated Katie Killjoy who told her that the only one who got to tell others what to do around here was her and that she most certainly wasn't going to be replaced by some 8 year old little shit. Mandy tells the head anchor that she doesn't listen to old hags who use too much botox on their faces, which infuriates Katie and causes her to go into full demon mode. The two then get into an epic DBZ styled anime fight but it doesn't last long as Mandy is quick to kick Katie's homophobic ass and sends her flying out in a Team Rocket sorta fashion. Everyone at the station and the viewers who were watching were shocked and speechless at what just happened and what they had all just witnessed. The station stayed completely silent for a bit until Mandy asks, "Now...does anyone else have a problem?" to which everyone, out of fear, quickly shake their heads no. It's official, Mandy was now the new head anchor and supreme ruler of 666 News (she had it changed it to "Mandy News") and now reports the news with Tom Trench who was forced to wear a Mandy outfit along with a Mandy wig every time he and her were live on air. Tom was glad that Katie was gone, but honestly, Mandy was no better.

Grim: Grim didn't mind being in Hell at all. The dark, creepy atmosphere really reminded the Reaper of his old home, The Underworld. Though, there was one thing that made his experience in the other lower world a not so enjoyable one and that was definitely the demons. He didn't like them at all. They were so rude! Their immature insults and constant making fun of his Jamaican accent caused the skeleton to whimper before bursting into tears and running away. How could they be so mean? (Okay, okay, so he gets that he's now in Hell, you know, a place where the most horrible of souls go, so he should expect most, if not all, the demons there to be total jerks, but still! He's sensitive, you know.) Grim liked how Charlie seemed to be the only one who actually respected his duty as the Grim Reaper. Sure, he thought that her hotel idea was absolutely stupid, but he warms up to it eventually. Yes, the random singing and breaking into song did get annoying, but at least she was nice, which made him respect her in a way. Vaggie was a little violent at times, but she was the most reasonable out of everyone in the hotel, so Grim spoke to her the most. He tries to stay as FAR away from Angel Dust as possible. Why? Because he doesn't really like the guy. He flirts with him WAAAY too much and makes too many sexual jokes and puns about wanting to "bone" him. At first, Alastor just seemed like some smiley, overly happy talk show demon guy, but once Grim learns about Alastor's backstory (with help from Vaggie) and witnesses some of his powers, he soon starts to get intimidated by the radio host. It's a good thing Grim didn't know much about Hell's other overlords because if he thought Alastor was scary, he'd be absolutely frightened by the other demons who were in charge.

Bonus: "Scythy! Oh, Scythy! Here Scythy, scythy! Where are you, girl? Come to Grim!" the reaper called out. No reply. He let out a sad sigh. Grim had been wandering around Pentagram City for hours in search of his scythe, but couldn't find it. Billy, for the millionth time, had swiped it behind Grim's back without his permission and when angrily confronted by the Reaper about it, the boy simply stated that he traded the scythe to some weird, evil snake guy in exchange for a cool looking peanut, which was, of course, just a regular old peanut. Grim was starting to get worried, his scythe was one of the most powerful tools that he possessed. He couldn't imagine what would happen if it were to fall into the wrong hands, no, he KNEW exactly what would happen - it could cause mass destruction and chaos, creating an imbalance in the universe and bringing about the end of time as we know it! Grim had to find it fast! Billy had mentioned that he gave the scythe away to an evil snake? Now where on Earth was Grim going to find--KABOOM! Grim was startled by the sudden explosion. He looked to see...oh. It was just that Angel Dust guy again. Great. And he was with some one eyed rocker chick??? It looked as though they were up against a snake demon and his gang of eggs. The snake kept hissing about how taking down the rocker chick and ruling all of Hell would be alot more easier thanks to his new magical scythe. Seeing his precious scythe in that snake demon's grubby hands irritated Grim. That scythe belonged to the one and only Grim Reaper, not that legless reptile. He had to find a way to get it back, and from the looks of it, that meant somehow convincing Angel Dust and his friend to join forces with him. This would certainly be an interesting team up.

Once Billy's, Mandy's, and Grim's adventure in Hell came to an end, Grim uses his scythe to open up a portal for him and the kids to head back to Endsville. Grim wishes the staff that's there the best of luck with their hotel and tells them that he'll keep in touch. Mandy rudely mutters under her breath that that's very unlikely. After saying their farewells, the gang enter inside the portal as it disappears. It seems as though the hotel was back to its normal self! Well, as normal as a hotel that was set in Hell gets.

(We see Angel and Vaggie sitting on the sofa in the lobby. They both are bewildered about the events that took place today. Endsville was such a bizzare and peculiar place and having Billy, Mandy, and Grim in Hell was even more bizzare. The other hotel staff members were there as well; Alastor was having a conversation with Husk and Niffty was partaking in her usual afternoon cleaning spree.)

Angel Dust: Sooo...uhh...that was weird.

Vaggie: I know, right? That Billy kid was the weirdest one.

Angel Dust: Am I the only one who's glad that they're gone?

Vaggie: Nope. Hey, where's Charlie?

Angel Dust: I dunno. Haven't seen her.

Cute Voice: (off screen) What are you guys talking about? I'm right here!

Angel Dust and Vaggie: (at the same time) Huh?

(Everyone in the lobby looks in the direction of where the cute, unfamiliar voice came from. It's revealed that the voice belongs none other than Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls! She was inside the hotel and was dressed up as Charlie.)

Bubbles: (copies Charlie's manner of speaking) And starting today, there's going to be a few changes around here!

Angel Dust: (confused) Uh...what?

Alastor: (Is also confused but isn't showing it in his expression. Tilts his head a bit) Pardon me?

Vaggie: Oh no, this is bad.

Angel Dust: I know, right? Now we have two midgets.

Vaggie: No, not that! Charlie is gone!

Niffty: What are you talking about, she's right there. Though, she does look a little...different. Ooo, I know! She must have gotten a haircut or something!

Vaggie: Niffty, that's obviously not Charlie! That's just some kid dressed up as her. But wait, (to Bubbles) if you're here then that must mean that Charlie is...(slowly realizes where Charlie is and facepalms)...oh no. She didn't. She did.

(Transitions to The Powerpuff Girls universe. We get an opening shot of The City Of Townsville during the day.)

Narrator: The City Of Townsville!

(We see two light pink and light green streaks of light fly overhead. In the sky, like in the show's theme song, when Blossom flies on screen, her heroic part of the song plays, Bubble's cute part of the song plays, but she doesn't show up, and when Buttercup's tough part of the song plays, she flies on screen.)

Blossom: (notices that Bubbles isn't there and looks behind her) Uh, Bubbles?

Voice: (off screen) WHEEEE!

(The voice is revealed to be Charlie's as she flies on screen next to the two girls while happily twirling in the air in an exhilarated fashion. She's dressed up as Bubbles.)

Charlie: This is so much fun! (twirls even more) WEEEE! (puts her twirling to a quick stop to talk to her "sisters") Are you guys having fun too?

Blossom: (unsure tone) Uh, sure? I guess.

Buttercup: Not really. I mean, we pretty much fly all the time.

Charlie: Say, after we beat up that giant monster, you guys wanna go out for cupcakes? (In a sing song voice) I'm buying~!

Blossom and Buttercup: Uhh--

Charlie: Great! (zooms foward. Off screen.) WEEEE!

Blossom: (concerned) Uh, Buttercup, does something seem a little different about Bubbles?

Buttercup: (in envy and shock) Yeah, since when did she get taller?! Especially before me!

Blossom: It's not just her height. Everything seems different about her today. Agree to talk to the Professor about this when we get home?

Buttercup: Agree.

(Blossom and Buttercup zoom forward to catch up with "Bubbles". The standard Powerpuff Girls heart closing screen comes up.)

Narrator: So once again the day is saved thanks to...(Blossom appears) Blossom! (Charlie appears) Bubb--uh, I mean, Charlie! (Buttercup appears) and Buttercup! (The classic "THE END" screen from the tv show appears. The screen cuts to black. The credits roll.)

As the credits roll and "Bitter Letter" by BERRY ROLL (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VWS26DTopag) begins to play, we see what Charlie and Bubbles have done after the ending of the crossover special as their new character roles. In the first picture, in The Powerpuff Girls universe, we see Blossom, Charlie (still dressed as Bubbles), and Buttercup battling a giant monster, with the text on the picture saying, "Charlie gives up on her hotel dreams to become a Powerpuff Girl.". In the second picture, Charlie and the two actual Powerpuff Girls (Blossom and Buttercup) are sitting down at a table in a cupcake shop, happily partaking in cupcakes (a small sight gag is that the 5 cute cupcakes that are on the cupcake stand on the table are decorated to look like Vaggie, Angel Dust, Alastor, Niffty, and Husk). The text on the picture says, "She also buys cupcakes." In the third picture, in the Hazbin Hotel universe, we see that the outside of the hotel has gone from it's usual red color scheme to a bubblegum pink one. The building (along with the sign) is covered in glitter and cute stickers. The text on the picture says, "Princess Bubbles decided to make a few changes to the hotel." In the fourth picture, we see that the interior of the hotel is the same as the outside as it is also pink and has things covered in glitter and stickers. Bubbles also has some of her cute childlike drawings on the walls. The blue Powerpuff, still dressed as Charlie, standing next to a can of pink paint and holding in one hand a bottle of glitter and in the other a pack of stickers, smiles with satisfaction at the work that she's done. Meanwhile, Angel, Vaggie, and Husk look at the changes that Bubbles has made to the place in utter confusion, while Alastor glares menacingly at a cute picture of a dog that's on the wall that Bubbles drew. The only one who seems to like the hotel's girly makeover is Niffty, who's one eye shines in amazement at how the place now looks. The picture text says, "ALOT of changes." In the fifth picture, Charlie and Bubbles (still dressed as each other) are smiling and hugging as hearts are above them. The picture text says, "New besties!" The rest of the end credits consists of pictures of crossovers of different Hazbin characters in different Cartoon Network shows. In the first picture, in the Powerpuff Girls universe, we see the girls (Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup) in their room with Charlie and Vaggie. Charlie (still dressed as Bubbles) and Bubbles (still dressed as Charlie) are having a tea party with Octi and Bubbles' other stuffed animal toys, Vaggie (dressed as Blossom) and Blossom (dressed as Vaggie) smile as they complement each other on their new bows, and Buttercup excitedly flies around the room with Vaggie's spear. The pillows on the Powerpuff's bed are in tatters due to Buttercup using the spear on them. Vaggie, busy in conversation with Blossom, doesn't notice the third Powerpuff with her weapon. The text on the picture says, "Looks like the girls have some new friends!"

In the second picture, in Johnny Bravo's universe, we see Johnny proposing to Angel Dust, who looks both shocked and touched by this. The text on the picture says, "Johnny finally decides to propose." In the next picture, we see the both of them getting married (Johnny wearing the tux as the groom and Angel wearing the dress as the bride) as the text says, "The Wedding." And the third set of pictures are pictures that show off Johnny and Angel Dust's new life together as a couple doing couple activities such as going on dates, holding hands, having a picnic, and singing karaoke at a karaoke bar. The text says "Johnny Bravo x Angel Dust 4ever!"

(Btw Johnny has no idea that Angel Dust is a guy lol.)

In the third picture, in the Courage The Cowardly Dog universe, the sky in the middle of nowhere, which is now a blood red hue color, is covered in hoodoo symbols as Courage, Muriel, and Eustace scream while fleeing towards the farmhouse to safety as they are being chased by an army of Alastor's shadow demons. Alastor, who is now in his full demon form, is broadcasting his carnage all throughout the farm. The text on the picture says, "Seems like Courage has a new foe to face."

In the fourth picture, in the Teen Titans universe, inside Titans Tower, we see that all five of the superhero teens are stunned to see a small, one eyed yellow demon with short red hair (aka Niffty) happily tidying up their home with vigorous speed. The text on the picture says, "The Titans now have a maid! And boy, is she a cutie!" In the next photo, we see Niffty, along with the Titans, wearing different colored maid outfits. Niffty, (wearing a black maid outfit) shows off a happy grin while holding a duster and holds a peace sign near her eye, Robin (wearing a red maid outfit) is holding a spray bottle and cloth, and, from the expression on his face, isn't really digging the maid outfit like Niffty is since it isn't really his style, Raven (wearing the purple maid outfit) is holding a mop and is standing next to a bucket filled with soapy water. Like Robin, she isn't a big fan of the outfit either and the look on her face is just her usual gloomy, bored one. Starfire, on the other hand, is the exact opposite! She's beaming in utter delight and excitement as she joyfully twirls around in her new uniform while holding the ends of the dress. Cyborg and Beastboy (Cyborg wearing a blue maid outfit and Beastboy wearing a green one) are both being dorks, doing silly heroic poses. The text on the picture says, "T-e-e-n! T-i-t-a-n-s! Teen Titans! Let's Clean!"

In the fifth picture, in the Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends' universe, inside the Foster Home itself, we see Eduardo giving Husk a kind and sincere crushing bear hug. The purple monster was super elated by the new "imaginary friend" who had just arrived at the house! Husk, on the other hand, was clearly annoyed by the affection. Mac, Wilt, and Coco also were thrilled to see a new face at Foster's! Bloo seemed to be the only one who wasn't as excited as the others, making a facial expression that said, "What the heck kinda kid imagined this guy? Were they on something?" The text on the picture says, "Foster's has a new friend!"

In the sixth picture, in the Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi universe, inside a photo booth, we see Ami, Yumi, and Cherri Bomb posing in a photo picture. The captions that are next to each of them say their names in japanese kanji with emojis. For Ami, it's "大貫亜美💖🎤" for Yumi, it's "吉村由美💙💀" and for Cherri, it's "チェリーボム🍒💣". The text on the picture says "Hi Hi Cherri AmiYumi!".

In the seventh picture, in the Codename: Kids Next Door universe, in the KND treehouse, we see an action-packed battle between Sir Pentious and the Kids Next Door going on. Sir Pentious, of course, is backed up by his egg henchmen, while each KND member has their weapon. The text on the picture says, " Sir Pentious vs. The Kids Next Door! Who will win?"

In the eighth picture, in the Samurai Jack universe, two of Sir Pentious' egg henchmen are making up an adventure as one of them is dressed as Samurai Jack and the other one is dressed as Aku. The text on the picture says, "A Japanese samurai must embark on a mission to defeat the evil shape-shifting wizard Aku? Ooo, this looks egg-citing!"

In the ninth picture, in Chowder's universe, at the catering company, inside the kitchen, we see Molly and Chowder getting along just fine as they both work together to decorate a cake with frosting that has the same colors as the italian flag. The cake also has decorative toothpick italian flags sticking all over it. The two also have a bit of cake frosting on their faces and clothes (Molly even has a bit in her hair). Meanwhile, in the background, we can see Truffles flirting with Henroin, trying to get some of that spider you know what, (😏😉😏😉😩🕷️🍆💦🍆💦) and Henroin is OBVIOUSLY not up for it, giving the cashier a look that says, "Yeah, uh, hell no." We also see Mung and Schnitzel running away in utter terror from a food monster that's chasing them as Arackniss tries stopping the beast by shooting his gun at it. Molly and Chowder don't seem to see or notice the craziness that's going on in the background behind them. The text on the picture says, "Chowder is cookin' up some trouble with the mob!"

In the tenth picture, we see Chowder, (wearing Angel Dust's / Anthony's old 1940's suit and hat) Molly, Arackniss, and Henroin in a family photo. Chowder and Molly seem to be the only ones who are genuinely happy as they both have smiles on their faces, while Arackniss has his usual frown on his face, and Henroin just facepalms. The text on the picture says, "Chowder joins the family business!"

(I have a headcanon that Chowder joined because he found out that people who are in the mob get to wear a cool hat and suit, and also because he thinks that by being in the mafia he'll get an unlimited supply of italian food.)

In the eleventh picture, in the Dexter's Laboratory universe, in Dexter's lab, we see Dexter and Baxter working together on a science experiment. Meanwhile, in the background, Dee-Dee is doing what she does best - running around in Dexter's lab, happily destroying things. The text on the picture says, "Two Brains Are Better Than One".

In the twelfth picture, in the Scooby Doo universe, we see the gang and Fat Nuggets riding inside the mystery van. Fred, of course, is the one behind the wheel. The gang seem thrilled to have Fat Nuggets ride along with them, and Fat Nuggets (wearing a Sherlock Holmes costume) looked delighted to be accompanying the team. The text on the picture says, "Looks like the Scooby Gang have a 6th member!" In the thirteenth picture, Scooby and Fat Nuggets are with each other. Scooby was happily giving Fat Nuggets a piggyback ride. The demon pig (still dressed as Sherlock) was enjoying the ride that his new dog pal was giving him. The text on the picture says, "Scoob and Nuggs!"

In the last picture, in the Class of 3000 universe, at a park, we see a dance battle being held as Razzle and Dazzle dance alongside Sunny Bridges and his students. Razzle and Dazzle were having the time of their lives as well as Sunny and the kids. The text on the picture says, "Razzle and Dazzle really know how to throwdown!"

Once the end credits finish, the epilogue starts. In the Ed, Edd n Eddy universe, at Eddy's house, we see The Eds in the living room. An irritated Eddy is sitting on the couch with his arms crossed, Ed is in his underwear splashing about in the small inflatable pool that was inside the house as two empty pizza boxes float inside. There were also pizza boxes that were near the pool, but the "pizza" in them was really just dirt in the shape of pizza with some grass sprinkled on top as the cheese. The sign that was on the front side of the pool read "Ed Edd n Eddy's Indoor Pizza Pool Party!🍕🏊" Edd (also known as Double D) was the pool's lifeguard, holding a rescue buoy.

Eddy: This stinks!

Edd (Double D): What does, Eddy? Another failed scheme? We should be use to these by now.

Ed: Look at me Double D! I'm swimming! (Splashes in the pool) Splash, splash, splash!

Edd (Double D): Yes, Ed, I can see that.

Eddy: I ain't talking about the scheme, i'm talking about the credits!

Edd (Double D): Credits?

Eddy: The end credits! We didn't make one single appearance!

Edd (Double D): But Eddy--

Eddy: Now that I think about, we didn't even get to make a cameo in the special! I don't even think we've had our own crossover before. Can you believe that, Double D?! We've been working for this stinkin' network for years now and not once did we ever get to crossover with anyone!

Ed: Boy, the cartoon industry sure is a rough one, ain't it, Eddy?

Eddy: You can say that again.

Edd (Double D): Cheer up, Eddy. Only time will tell.

(The doorbell rings.)

Edd (Double D): That's strange, I didn't expect anyone to actually show up.

Eddy: (his irritation quickly turns to excitement as dollar signs appear in his eyes) They must be here for the pool party! (At Double D): Sockhead, go answer the door! (Rubs his hands together) Will be rich in no time!

(Meanwhile, at Ed's house, in Sarah's room, a tea party is going on. We see the red haired girl dressed up in a queen costume, Jimmy dressed up in a prince costume, and Moxxie is wearing a long, flowery dress and a summer hat. While Sarah and Jimmy seem to be having a fun time, Moxxie, of course, isn't, annoyed by the whole situation.)

Sarah: (giggles) Isn't this fun, Prince Jimmy?

Jimmy: It sure it, Queen Sarah! (Picks up the tea pot that's on the table.) More tea?

Sarah: Don't mind if I do! (Jimmy pours tea from the pot into Sarah's plastic tea cup. She takes a sip of the drink.) Mmm, delicious!

Moxxie: (facepalms) Ugh, this is so embarrassing!

Jimmy: Uh oh, Queen Sarah, it seems our new toy, Mr. Snugglekins, isn't having a good time.

Sarah: *gasps* That's no good! We'll have to fix that!

Moxxie: (irritated) For the last time, I. AM NOT. A TO--

Sarah: (stuffs some cake into Moxxie's mouth) Here, have some cake!

Jimmy: (with a plate of cookies) Try some of my amazing homemade cookies! They're fresh baked! (shovels cookies into Moxxie's mouth.)

Moxxie: (face filled with food) What the--?! (Immediately spits / coughs out the sweets.) Gross! That's disgusting!

Sarah: He must really like them, Jimmy!

Jimmy: We need to get more!

(Sarah and Jimmy quickly run out of the room to get more food.)

Moxxie: (gives them a "What the hell." look before sighing and looking into the camera at the audience.) I should have stayed in bed today.

For the epilogue picture, we see Blitzo, Eddy, Edd, Moxxie, Ed, Millie, Loona, and Jonny 2x4 at a sales stand that was being ran outside of Ed's house. The sign on the top of the stand reads, "Blitzo and Eddy's Cheap Bullsh*t Sale! Everything's only a quarter! This is NOT a scam!" The items that are being sold at the stand are mainly cheap, worthless objects, along with bobbleheads of Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, the Eds, and an Angel Dust body pillow for some reason. Blitzo and Eddy, both wearing top hats, (Blitzo wearing two through his horns) fake mustaches, and monocles stand in front in a 'welcome to the stand' pose as their direction is pointed in front of the store. They both have mischievious grins on their faces. Moxxie and Edd (Double D) are the sellers at the stand. They both look very tired and annoyed with everything. Millie and Ed happily hold up promotional signs for the stand. Loona is holding Plank, a question mark above her head as she wonders why she's holding this piece of wood and not her phone, while Jonny walks away from the stand with Loona's phone in his hand. The bald boy seems to take a liking to her device. The text on the picture says, "Helluva Eds: Coming in Summer 2090!"

#the grim adventures of billy and mandy #billy and mandy #hazbin hotel #hazbin #hh #crossover #crossovers #writing #my writing

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caws5749 · 4 years

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This took SO LONG thanks @natthisback

1: Name Madison

2: Age 21

3: 3 fears spiders, not becoming a doctor, becoming like my parents

4: 3 things i love marvel movies, my blanket (whoops), and scrunchies

5: 4 turn ons compliment me, be chivalrous, (idk if this means sex turn on too or not but) moaning my n- ANYWHO uh and the last one definitely like showing you want me

6: 4 turn offs someone who only talks about themselves, being like wishy washy, being arrogant/cocky, complaining about the same things

7: my best friend that would be shea @cloversofshea

8: sexual orientation lesbian

9: my best first date okay SO this like isn’t a first date but it was my first like nicer dinner date so I’m gonna count it. It was just this past weekend actually and i just i loved it so much it was amazing

10: how tall am i 5’2

11: what do i miss honestly, feeling like i was good at things

12: what time were i born 11:14am

13: favorite color purple, although it’s slowly been turning to like a baby light pink

14: do i have a crush yes yes i do and i likes her a lot

15: favorite quote “Truth is a matter of circumstance. It’s not all things to all people all the time. And neither am I.”

16: favorite place Chicago or New York City

17: favorite food SALMON

18: do i use sarcasm yes, but i feel like i don’t use it as much as i used to

19: what am i listening to right now Christmas pop playlist on Spotify

20: first thing i notice in new person whether they only talk about themselves

21: shoe size 8 or 8.5

22: eye color blue

23: hair color right now, it’s a brown that goes to blond at my ends

24: favorite style of clothing so if this means like fav style to wear daily, definitely athleisure. If it means in general, i love love love preppy looks? But not super preppy.

25: ever done a prank call? Absolutely, many times

27: meaning behind my url i explain this in my about me page (linked in bio!)

28: favorite movie captain America winter soldier

29: favorite song i don’t really have favorite songs but rn it’s prob December night by Michael buble

30: favorite band i don’t really have fav bands

31: how i feel right now it’s really hot in here, so warm. I feel okay

32: someone i love i love lots of people but ill stick with @cloversofshea

33: my current relationship status I’ve answered this so many times literally just look at the ask game tag

34: my relationship with my parents um yikes

35: favorite holiday Halloween

36: tattoos and piercing i have i have 6 tattoos! “Breathe” on my right inner ankle, a heart on left shoulder, heart w equal sign in it behind right ear, basically an ecg on my left inner ankle, Aquarius symbol on right bicep, and caws 5749 on my left side. And my ears are pierced.

37: tattoos and piercing i want definitely the black widow symbol in the same place Scarlett got her og6 tattoo, an amino acid tattoo that spells out “wah” , definitely more little tattoos! And maybe more ear piercings idk

38: the reason i joined tumblr so, I’ve had a tumblr for many many years. I originally joined bc my best friends at the time had them, and i was like sure! Ive deleted that personal blog since, and started my new personal blog a few years ago. I also have a studyblr that i started i think back in high school, and i just started this blog back in the end of July!

39: do i and my last ex hate each other no, I’d say far from it bc i likes her a lot

40: do i ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts yes from her and i fucking love it, it used to be a bigger thing almost every day and i loved it

41: have i ever kissed the last person i texted lmao no and for those who were wondering it is @cloversofshea

42: when did i last hold hands LMAO WITH @michelinaamour WHEN I WAS STUMBLING HOME DRUNK IN HIGH HEELS

43: how long does it take me to get ready in the morning it depends, anywhere from ten minutes to an hour and a half

44: have you shaved your legs in the past three days no! I am super lucky and have really light colored hairs on my legs and so i dont’ have to shave very often. Also i just want to say that i personally love shaving my legs and it is my choice to do so.. girls, you do not need to shave!!

45: where am i right now so i started answering this in the research lab, but i am currently sitting at one of the dining places on campus finishing it

46: if i were drunk and can’t stand, who’s taking care of me LMAO DEFINITELY @michelinaamour because she’s done it ALREADY FOR ME MULTIPLE TIMES

47: do i like my music loud or at a reasonable level it depends, in car trips, definitely blast it. But just driving around or listening in doors, definitely reasonable level

48: do i live with my mom and dad nope i live with @michelinaamour

49: am i excited for anything yes, I’m excited for lots of things. I get excited easily

50: do i have someone of the opposite sex i can tell everything to no. I used to

51: how often do i wear a fake smile this is a really interesting question. I don’t consider smiles i give to random people like ordering food or something to be fake, so i would say fake smiles are when I’m not okay and trying to hide it. Which happens less often now bc I’m just much happier of a person

52: when was the last time i hugged someone I think it was @michelinaamour two days ago but i think i hugged @cloversofshea that day too so

53: what if the last person i kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me I’d be heartbroken tbh

54: is there anyone i trust even though i should not yes, certain adults in my life

55: what is something i disliked about today my hair won’t do what i want it to :(

56: if i could meet anyone on this earth who would it be probably Chris Evans or Scarlett Johansson

57: what do i think about the most tumblr and everything with that, or probably her or school stuff definitely

58: what’s my strangest talent i don’t think i have any lol

59: do i have any strange phobias yes definitely haha, I’m terrified of stepping on worms

60: do i prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it i think a few years ago i would have said behind, but honestly I think I’d love to be in front of the camera now

61: what was the last lie i told i actually don’t know. Maybe this past weekend as to like the fact that i was going out on a date instead of just going out with a friend

62: do i prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online I’d say talking on the phone bc then they cant’ see me lmao

63: do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes and yes

64: do i believe in magic? Yes, or at least, that’s what i tell myself

65: do i believe in luck yes

66: what’s the weather like right now snowy!

67: what was the last book I’ve ever read The Butchering Art, it’s about the history of surgery

68: do i like the smell of gasoline omg yes yes yes yes yes yes

69: do i have any nicknames yes, madz, madi, girl who lives by the kitchen, queen (a new one) and clown (also a new one) thanks @natthisback

70: what was the worst injury I’ve ever had back in freshman year of college, i did something stupid and my foot swelled up like hell and hurt so bad. There were no fractures detected but the swelling stayed for a really long time, as well as the bruising and pain, and it never returned to normal

71: do i spent my money or save it SPEND IT BABY

72: can i touch my nose w my tongue no I’m not that talented

73: is there anything pink in 10 ft from me. Hmm part of my backpack? And my rings are pinkish bc they are rose gold. Oh and my scrunchie is pink, as well as my iPad

74: favorite animal cat

75: what was i doing last night at 12am i was still at work In the emergency room!

76: what do i think satan’s last name is uh honestly Jim lmao (it’s demons Jim! @cloversofshea )

77: what’s a song that always makes me happy when i hear it so good by dove Cameron

78: how can you win my heart suggest we watch a marvel movie, and I’m prob straight up in love. There are other things too but they’re pretty general, like compliment me, show you want me ya know

79: what would i want to be written on my tombstone haha, as a joke, “so realy its very thing. Just to keep everyone guessing.” But idk something funny

80: what is my favorite word i have no idea, maybe like sophisticated or something like that or aesthetic , champagne is a good one too

81: my top 5 blogs on tumblr ooh! Okay so @markiplier @lesbian-deadpool @americasass-romanoff @lesbianmariahilll @shining-rey-of-sunshine but i love so so so so so many more, and i have a lot of top blogs

82: if the whole world were listening to me right now what would i say fuck trump also I’m gay as hell and I’m growing tired of hiding it from people

83: do i have any relatives in jail not that i know of

84: i accidentally eat some radioactive vegatables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super power of my choice! What is that power lmao this question is great. Prob same powers as Wanda

85: what would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on any weird fetis- JUST KIDDING. Do you still think about them?

86: what is my current desktop picture so on my laptop, it’s fall flowers. But since that’s broken af, i use my iPad and that background is one of the apple ones. It’s just a beach idk why but I’ve never changed it

87: had sex WHY IS THIS IN EVERY SINGLE ASK GAME WTF

88: bought condoms nope i am gay as hell bye

89: gotten pregnant nope i am gay as hell bye

90: failed a class nope, definitely come close though

91: kissed a boy yes

92: kissed a girl yes

93: have i ever kissed somebody in th rain honestly, probably at some point, but I’ve never had one of those romantic kisses in the rain. I really really want to though and i think about it a lot

94: had job yeah, I’ve had three true jobs

95: left the house without my wallet probably

96: bullied someone on the internet no bc I’m not a fucking douche

97: had sex in public not yet

98: played on a sports team yeah, played softball and basketball in middle school

99: smoked weed yeah, but i didn’t get high

100: did drugs nope

101: smoked cigarettes nope, i think i asked drunk once if i could smoke, but my friend was like “really?” And i was like uhhhhhh just kidding haha

102: drank alcohol lmao i drink fucking all the time i mean. I literally have drunk writing nights , I’m drinking tonight too

103: am i a vegetarian/vegan i was a vegetarian for a while, and then an aspiring vegan, and then vegetarian, and then pescatarian now!

104: been overweight no

105: been underweight yes

106: been to a wedding yeah, but like not for a long time. I was like 4 and the flower girl. Oh WAIT. Does playing a wedding count? I played cello at a wedding so i was there???

107: been on the computer for 5 hours straight hell yeah, how would i function not doing this with class and relaxing

108: watched tv for 5 hours straight lmao definitely

109: been outside my home country yeah

110: gotten my heart broken yeah

111: been to a professional sports game yeah. I don’t really do sports though , so when i go it’s usually in suites and I’m just there for the food

112: broken a bone nope!

113: cut myself this is...a. Really deep question but bc i want to be able to speak about mental health on here, the answer is yes.

114: been to prom yes! I went to my junior and senior proms!

115: been in airplane too many times

116: fly by helicopter no, I’m not sure if i want to do this or not

117: what concerts have i been to I’ve been to lots. So first off, I’ve been to hundreds of classical concerts (and performed in them). As for pop, Bruno mars twice, maroon five like three times. Selena Gomez. Josh groban. American authors. Definitely others that i don’t remember

118: had a crush on someone of the same sex yes I’m fucking gay

119: learned another language so if this means fluent, no. I took a decent amount of French and am learning Russian right now!

120: wore make up absolutely. When i choose to wear makeup, its because i fuckign love makeup haha. Most days I’m lazy though and like to let my skin breathe and be natural

121: lost my virginity before I was 18 no

122: had oral sex yeah

123: dyed my hair many times

124: voted in a presidential election okay i think so but honestly can’t remember. But I’m pretty sure i did.

125: rode in an ambulance no and i never want to.

126: had a surgery no and i never want to haha. Well i cant say that. Depending on how my life plays out, I might freeze my eggs or something.

127: met someone famous yes, several I think, but probably Henry winkler was the one I remember most.

128: stalked someone on a social network yeah

129: peed outside nope don’t think so and definitely don’t want to

130: been fishing yes I have been ice fishing and regular fishing

131: helped w charity i have!

132: been rejected by a crush I’ve been not liked back but i don’t think I’ve ever made like a move on a crush and been rejected

133: broken a mirror ooh i don’t think i have actually

134: what do i want for birthday nothing bc i dont’ like my bday

#madison speaks #ask game

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jeonbase · 6 years

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Hi lovely!!! I was wondering if you could recommend me some canon/non AU yoonkook fics???

these are a couple (not a couple, its A Lot) canon verse fics i’ve read and rlly liked!

advice by motionlessmuse

Jeongguk had always found the art of composing to be fascinating, beautiful. Yoongi always managed to produce the best songs. There was a deadline to meet, it was only natural to ask for advice, right?

birthday gift by nabi_noir

Introduction: noun The action of introducing somethingJungkook didn’t expect Yoongi to go through with the joke and get him musical equipment for his birthday (or as Yoongi points out, software doesn’t count as equipment).

(fluff)

breathless by bluemixtape

The distance between Prince Yoongi and his only comfort Jungkook is more than earth and sky: the weight of the crown, the unspoken apology, the endless regret. When the fate forces them back together again, all version of universes are jumbled in messy emotions and lingering memories. Min Yoongi, carrying a heart that never rests, desperately trying to reach his air: a splendid soul with thousand years worth of pain, Jeon Jungkook.

(reincarnation, au prince!yoongi/servant!jeongguk; still canon verse, fluff, angst, smut, hurt/comfort, implied prostitution, cross dressing, top!yoongi, bottom!jeongguk)

note: i’ll never get over this fic, also i miss bluemixtape’s writing; the day they post a new fic i’ll cry and be the first to scream about it

but i like you by landofpromise

“close your eyes,” yoongi grumbles, startling jeongguk. jeongguk pouts.

“but i like you.”

(fluff, secret relationship)

couples you past by by xiajin

(outside person’s pov)

note: i love fics like this from an outsider’s (third person?) pov

dangerous by xiajin

yoongi gets close to the shy maknae;

(fluff)

exposure by angelminie

jungkook never loved himself as much as he did when he saw his face on yoongi’s pictures.

(fluff)

familiar by fvxc

jungkook is the sacrificial lamb that is always tasked with the difficult mission of waking up yoongi.

(fluff, established relationship)

first listen (first love) by florets

maybe yoongi has always been a romantic, somewhere deep inside. maybe there’s just a part of him that was waiting for jungkook to happen to him.

(fluff)

flower boys by siderum

“it was pretty,” namjoon protests, trying to defend himself. “and it was a gift from a fan. wouldn’t she have been troubled to have to take it home?”“and you brought it back to let it die?” yoongi interjects, dry as sand. he rises to his feet, dusting off his jeans. “you gonna take care of it, namjoonie?”“how hard can it be,” namjoon says, but he sounds hesitant, like he knows his own annihilatory powers will trump his determination. “it’s a small plant. it needs water, sunlight, and air. we can provide all of those. piece of cake.” (yoongi and jungkook take care of a plant together.)

(fluff, developing relationship, domestic fluff)

friday night at the drive-in bingo by riveting

The four times Jungkook accompanies Yoongi to IKEA.

go for it by gbyesummer

in which Yoongi is out on a convenience store run & lets Jungkook look at his camera to find pictures for a video

hands to myself by licornes

All the hyungs take care of him, but the way Yoongi does it feeds a different longing. (Or, Jungkook wants Yoongi hyung to choke him.)

(has choking, no sexual content tho)

his alpha by the_obsessed_halfblood

Yoongi really didn’t mean to snap in the middle of live television, but the alpha in him didn’t understand rules or what reputation meant. Nor control. The alpha definitely didn’t know the word control. or How Yoongi ended up confessing to Jungkook because of his unstoppable alpha because he for sure didn’t shut up. Ever.

(abo au; still canon verse, alpha!yoongi, omega!jeongguk, fluff, mating bites)

how to omega by yeoubi

“Can’t we just change it?” Jimin asked. They were huddled around their manager’s laptop looking at Jungkook’s public profile. Underneath his birth date was his wolf status, Alpha, in glowing red. “Then the company will end up looking like a liar,” their manager moaned piteously. (Or, the one where Jungkook wasn’t as alpha as everyone expected him to be.)

(abo au; still canon verse, alpha!yoongi, omega!jeongguk, fluff, light angst)

note: y is alpha!yoongi/omega!kook so underappreciated

i can’t sleep, hyung by orphan_account

Jungkook spends his night on his bed, nervous and worrying about the concert the next evening. After deciding to get a glass of water, he finds Yoongi in the kitchen, and things escalate. Or the fic in which Yoongi and Jungkook stay up too late, and end up falling asleep together.

(fluff)

note: little spoon jeongguk is everything

i’ve got you by pursuit

jungkook’s not quite sure on how to explain it ( :they kiss )

(fluff)

note: he kissed the lil mole under jeongguk’s bottom lip!!!

kicking off the cruise-control by sugaspun

Yoongi takes Jungkook by the hand, and runs.

kkt (5 new messages) by bellamees

[jungkookie] [00:08] keep me company?

(fluff, fwb, mutual pining)

lifelines at midnight by pinkichor

“what’s my future like?” yoongi sounded almost fond. “you’re gonna be famous,” jungkook laughed.

(fluff)

light up by ial

yoongi still won’t dare to cross the ocean, but jungkook knows no fear, just runs and leaps and crashes—crashes into him, curling around yoongi’s edges, pushing and pushing and pulling him in.

(fluff)

make a move by xiajin

(fluff)

midnight (mercury) by pursuit

the words written with ink and pen melding together with strange you’s and i’s like how jungkook and yoongi are a ‘you’ and ‘i’ (or: jungkook and yoongi in a recording studio)

(fluff)

min yoongi vs. 3am by fvxc

it’s three am and he should be in bed, but instead, he’s watching jungkook down his third cup of ramen for the night.

(angst, fluff)

one, four, three (i love you) by ichibanjeon

“You should be sleeping, Jungkook,” Yoongi says.“I couldn’t, hyung,” the other says. Yoongi couldn’t either, even if he tried. Jungkook gulps; it’s now or never. “What time is it?”

(angst, fluff)

one thing by darling

you + me = we

alt: the only math worth learning

(fluff, first date)

puppy (love) by bellamees

“i’m going to go see holly this weekend, do you want to come along?” (or: they’re whipped.)

(fluff, mutual pining)

riding the wavelength by siderum

“i was asking jungkookie about how yoongi hyung and he could read each other’s minds, and yoongi hyung was completely out of earshot, but when i said, ‘is it dark in there?’ hyung told me to shut up from the other side of the room. he wasn’t even looking up from his phone” - park jimin

(mental link, fluff, light angst)

semantics by bellamees

semantics is the study of meaning; it focuses on the relationship between words, phrases, signs, and symbols and what they stand for.

(fluff, light angst, mutual pining)

sink or swim by fvxc

yoongi isn’t really fond of hand holding or any form of skinship, really, but jungkook is an exception. just because.

(fluff)

sleeping away by xiajin

(fluff)

snapshots by ial

yoongi’s always known, from the very beginning (rationally, theoretically) that jungkook was good-looking. or cute, or pretty, or all of it and sometimes more than that. their fans say so. so yoongi knows.but nowadays, the reality of it is– more than that.

(fluff)

someday by icedpeanutbutterlatte

“You’re warm, hyung,” Jeongguk murmurs contentedly and Yoongi’s heart squeezes bittersweetly. Maybe this is okay for now Yoongi tries to placate himself as his body yearns to snuggle into Jeongguk and his fingers itch to hold Jeongguk’s hand. Someday, Yoongi thinks as he basks in the comfort and warmth of their bodies, too close to be considered friends, but never close enough for Yoongi.

(fluff, developing relationship, implied sexual content)

note: i love this fic so much…

some time with you by nixxi

fluff and making out

(fluff, implied top! yoongi, implied bottom!jeongguk, implied dom!yoongi, implied sub!jeongguk)

spiraling like september leaves by allthefeels

Somewhere along the way, they’d traded wanton, needy kisses for holding each other desperately as the sun dared to begin to peek through the blinds.

(fluff, off screen relationship, established relationship)

sweater weather by papermoontrick

Winter is coming, and Yoongi takes Jeongguk shopping.

(fluff)

telescoping series by siderum

five eyewitness accounts of the interaction between min yoongi and jeon jungkook. – (blossoms and cherry-sweet affection as seen through the eyes of bts members)

(fluff)

thank you by pjminkook

When Jungkook goes through a particularly painful heat, Yoongi is there for him.

(abo au; still canon verse, fluff, alpha!yoongi,omega!jeongguk, mating cycles/in heat)

the little things by pinkchu

the little beauty spot beneath jungkook’s bottom lip becomes one of yoongi’s favourite places to kiss.

(fluff, insecure jeongguk, self esteem issues, implied sexual content)

the nights really were made for saying things you can’t say tomorrow day by siderum

“you know, the fact that my rap puts you to sleep should be insulting,” yoongi says wryly.

(slow burn, angst, hurt/comfort)

note: siderum’s characterization will always be one of my top favs, this fic and ‘color in your cheeks’ was a blessing (and their other works)

color in your cheeks (the feeling flows both ways) by siderum

(continuation of ‘the nights really were made for saying things you can’t say tomorrow day’)

yoongi and jungkook get put together in a hotel room for the next tour. just the two of them.

(established relationship, hurt/comfort, light angst, sexual content)

the feeling of you by xiajin

within one moment and the next, jungkook takes his finger in his mouth, slowly, lips hollowed around yoongi’s thumb.

note: ….the finger sucking… i love

the others (don’t know) by heartbee4

Yoongi and Jeongguk had decided not to tell the others.

(secret relationship, established relationship)

this is my home by licornes

It takes four pointed knocks for that drawl of a voice to come through the door, the one Jungkook would recognize anywhere. And then he’s stepping inside the studio (that’s not exactly Yoongi’s claimed territory–but at the same time kind of is), catching on a familiar hoodied figure hunched over all the music equipment. It’s dim, the single lamp by the computer casting a gentle glow on Yoongi’s freshly dyed hair, the bags underneath his perpetually sleepy eyes.

(subtle relationship)

travel plans by siderum

“hyung, i looked up more stuff on hong kong,” jeongguk says when they’re both in the bathroom together, like he’s reaching out for yoongi’s approval. yoongi’s brushing his teeth. “it looks like a nice place. is new york not your favorite city anymore?”

we’re new by xiajin

we’re so new at this, jungkook clears his throat, rests his head against the car window.

we’re older at being friends.

before being in love, that’s how they loved each other. one tripped into the other, and now they’ve both fallen.

wonderwall by ichibanjeon

wonderwall » » someone you find yourself thinking about all the time; a person you are completely infatuated with. music is in his blood, but there’s a boy that also runs in his veins. jeon jungkook.

(fluff)

you fill my head with pieces (of a song i can’t get out) by fvxc

jungkook is sleepless and cold and is, therefore, grumpy. good thing yoongi is his personal heater, then. (yoongi just doesn’t know that yet.)

(fluff, first kiss)

you have cream on your face by monoxxide

“Don’t think we should do it.”“No one is watching.”“I know, hyung, but this way it’s a bit… dirty.”“It’s your birthday, Kook, please yourself.”

(finger sucking)

your smile is my happiness by sealegs2414

“Hyung…” the shorter male just grunted in reply. “Is there a reason your knees are shaking and your hand is squeezing like there’s no tomorrow?”Yoongi refused to turn his head towards Jungkook and meet his gaze. If it hadn’t been for the fact that it was really dark outside even with all the lights of the city, Jungkook could have seen his hyung blush. Sadly that was not in the cards for him to night. The two could see each other just fine but it wasn’t quite bright enough to see any dusting of pink on either of their faces. A gruff, “No,” was the reply he got as well as a forced relaxation in the grip that the elder had on his hand but it still never moved. The knees however, well they got a little worse before they got better.

(angst, fluff, pining)

everything after this has explicit sexual content:

a favor by ito

(smut, spanking, top!yoongi, bottom!jeongguk)

a fever you can’t sweat out by wicked_lovely

Jungkook doesn’t know what he wants. All he knows is that Yoongi’s responses to his bratty behaviour makes his blood run hot like it’s on fire. His feelings run deeper than just lust, but he doesn’t know how to make his bandmate look at him in any other way. So he continues his childish assault, slowly chipping away at Yoongi’s cool exterior, waiting for the tension to break.

(smut, fluff, top!yoongi, bottom!jeongguk, spanking, humiliation, rough sex, dom/sub undertones, light bondage, possessive behavior, phone sex, sex toys)

a helping hand by asterismos

Jungkook really likes the way he looks in a skirt. So does Yoongi.

(smut, top!yoongi, bottom!jeongguk, bdsm, masturbation, teasing, nipple play, thigh fucking, orgasm delay/denial, coming untouched, blow jobs, spanking, face slapping, thigh slapping, rimming, jeongguk wearing a skirt)

a helping hand by sorayuri

Yoongi accidentally stumbles upon Jungkook’s private time…

(smut, eventual fluff, top!yoongi, bottom!jeongguk, hand jobs, blow jobs)

afterparty by gwangju_bby

After a concert 2 of the boys celebrate with some sex while the others are sleeping a few feet away.

(smut, dom/sub undertones, top!yoongi, bottom!jeongguk, semi public sex)

bergen, 4:30 a.m. by bellamees

“it’s coming of age day, hyung. i’m allowed to be reckless.”

(smut, fluff, rimming, blow jobs, hand jobs, top!yoongi, bottom!jeongguk)

but i want it anyway by marchdahlia

It usually takes quite a lot to wake Yoongi up; think house on fire, dying friend, end of the world, that sort of thing. So when he is reluctantly dragged from the comfort of a deep, dreamless sleep one night, he’s all kinds of furious and confused. aka: one of the members jacks it in the shower instead of biting their hand and doing it under the covers like a normal person and it’s all downhill from there for Min Yoongi

(smut, fluff, top!yoongi, bottom!jeongguk, masturbation, teasing, voyeurism, daddy kink, rules, begging, rimming, oversimulation)

dress up by florets

“can you help me with this?”somehow it gets worse - yoongi didn’t think that it was possible for it to get worse - but when jungkook reaches down, fingers toying at one of the straps, clearly asking for yoongi’s help in getting them off - he kind of thinks that he could die, right here on the spot.

(smut, jeongguk wearing a garter belt…)

note: jeongguk wearing a garter belt…

obéissance by syubnugget

Jungkook can never back down from a challenge. Yoongi is more than willing to give him one.

(smut, top! yoongi, bottom!jeongguk, bdsm, spanking, chastity device, cock cages, nipple clamps, vibrators, butt plugs, semi public sex)

potty mouth by aribugg

Jeon Jungkook has a bit of a potty mouth.

(smut, fingering, blow jobs)

serendipity by showersthatarebritish

basically jeongguk is stressed over the comeback and yoongi eats him out until he cries

(smut, fluff, top!yoongi, bottom!jeongguk, dom!yoongi, sub!jeongguk, rimming)

note: we love a jeongguk crying from pleasure in this house, also jeongguk getting his ass eaten… need more of that

to the tune of our hearts by wordlocker

five times jeongguk and yoongi’s love story gets a soundtrack

(fluff, smut, top!yoongi, bottom!jeongguk, lingerie)

note: JEONGGUK WANTED TO BE FUCKED WITH AN AGUST D TRACK PLAYING IN THE BG AND I DIED, but i highkey agree that jeongguk loves the sound of yoons voice/rapping; also yoons loves jeongguk’s voice

two can play this game by ulthosucc

Jungkook wants to get a rise out of Yoongi

(smut, top!yoongi, bottom!jeongguk, dom/sub, established relationship, daddy kink, spanking, cock rings, dry orgasm, multiple orgasms, exhibitionism, light bdsm, light masochism, butt plugs, praise kink, blindfolds)

wicked games by sungmin

Jungkook’s eyebrows furrow in concentration and the rapper thinks it’s darling how focused he is, how determined he is to break him. He can pass it off as a mixture of teenage rebellion and some kind of maknae complex that all the youngers seem to have- wanting to push their hyungs until they got pushed back. It was fun most days, but sometimes they could push their bounds too far, overstepping them by miles and having to backtrack before they got into too much trouble. The youngest, however, usually managed to escape the wrath of his hyungs no matter how far he stepped. There was something in that cheeky grin and the challenging glint in his eyes that begged push me back- push me harder instead of any form of apology or humility.

(smut, top!yoongi, bottom!jeongguk)

#this took me a while sorry bout that #asks #anon #yoonkook #answered #ficrec #long post #i should update my actual ficrec

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svtgot7reactions · 7 years

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Got7 as dads

A/n: I thought this would be so cute bc who doesn’t love imagining their favs as dads???? Anyways enjoy!!

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Mark: • soccer/softball Dad™ • will get your kids riding bikes and walking as quick as he can • treasures every single moment with them • if your kid is interested in a sport he will do everything in his power to coach it • doesn’t matter if he likes the sport or not • if your kid likes it he LOVES it • super passionate about making sure your kids do well in school • “if this gets to be too much just know you can quit whenever” • a lovely and understanding Dad • would rather you be the one to drive the kids and friends around bc he can be awk sometimes and you’re “really good at it” • he can sweet talk his way into getting anything from his kids tbh • like you honestly wonder how they listen to him every. single. time. • you start to think he has some magic or is paying them bc WOW • your kids friends like him a lot, he’s “the cool dad” • this makes him v v happy • overall: A+++ Dad that loves you guys so much

Jaebum:

• the Hot Dad™ • I feel bad for your daughter(s)/son(s) • your daughters friends are gonna fawn all over him • and your sons girlfriends are really gonna reevaluate their lives • just a LITTLE overprotective sometimes • doesn’t let his daughter get a boyfriend till like late high school bc “boys are dangerous” • “but Dad you’re a boy” • he’s only protective bc he loves your kids a lot and he doesn’t want anything to happen to them • you gotta talk some sense into him sometimes bc if it was up to him his kids would never leave the house in anything less than a full head to toe suit • especially his lil girl • god bless your daughter(s) • overall a good Dad but just controlling and sometimes can’t control his anger • thankfully he’s been working on it and is much better than before • loves your lil family like crazy and wouldn’t trade you guys for anything

Jinyoung:

• the PTA Dad™ • the one that carpools his kids friends around whenever • also known as the 2nd mom • won’t hesitate to go to the school board if he feels kids aren’t being treated right • not the first time he’s done it • everyone loves him • can be embarrassing • drives around in the minivan with the windows down playing old school music • drops off your kids and yells that he loves them w/ the window rolled down yikes • will definitely run your kids the project they forgot at home so they don’t get an F • has good intentions • def will talk shit about your teachers with you bc he agrees that “Mrs. Lee totally has favorites” • will be very proud of how well his kids do in school and will def brag about them • overall really supportive and loving, you’re lucky to have such an amazing father to your children

you’re mark and coco is your kid

Jackson:

• another soccer/softball Dad™ • SPORTS • really involved with his kids athletics • he couldn’t wait to help coach your sons basketball team and your daughters softball team • for most dads that would be too much to handle but not him • he’s “super dad” as he puts it

• smoothies for everyone after the games

• some of your daughters friends have a crush on him • it’s cute when you notice their blushing, Jackson is literally oblivious to it • H E A L T H Y • y'all eat so damn healthy and organic • he will sign all of you up for gym memberships • when the kids get old enough yall will take family gym trips and it’s so cute • parks are also a big deal • like fresh air >>> • he really is that sports dad • will encourage his kids to do tons of sports in high school • you gotta tell him to chill bc academics are just as important if not more • “oh you’re right, listen to your mom kids” • pretty understanding of a lot • rarely yells/punishes your kids bc “they are just so cute” • you’re the bad cop most of the time sorry • altogether, a very loving, healthy and supporting Dad good job

Youngjae:

• the fun field trip Dad™ • literally EVERYONE wishes he was their dad too • always has snacks at the ready • will feed any child, doesn’t matter if they are his or not • the one that makes sure their group gets all the work done before having fun • helps with big school projects even if they don’t need it • also a lil embarrassing but he really doesn’t mean to be • sometimes you’ll have to pull him aside and tell him to give your kids some time with their friends • “but they were having fun?” • “just trust me babe” • will let your kids date in like the beginning of high school • tries to intimidate boys but sometimes it doesn’t work • takes him a hot minute to actually accept people your kids date bc • “nobody is good enough for my kids” • the innocent Dad too • def won’t hesitate to buy your kids a puppy or three if they ask • your kids take advantage of his kindness sometimes • he really doesn’t notice and feels bad when he makes a decision w/o consulting you • a sweet and sentimental dad, truly one that is worth treasuring bc this man is a dime

Bambam:

• that Dad™ • will pick your kid up from school in the bright red lambo • spoils them to no end bc as he says “yolo” • you hit him when he says that • Christmas is a big deal in your house, like shit yall need two trees bc all the presents “santa” has gotten everyone • if your daughter asks for something she’ll more than likely get it • lowkey highkey tries to outdo the other dads • if someone else brings their kid flowers • he’ll bring his kid flowers and a new charm bracelet • is protective as well but not nearly as bad as JB • lets his kids date in like middle school • will probably have the sex talk with your son, you’ll definitely hit him for how he explained it • surprisingly a really caring dad, he can be strict but not too bad • what a lucky girl you are, people will be wishing they were apart of your family

Yugyeom:

• dance recital dad™ • such a cheerleader for his kiddos • not the coach type but will definitely hype them up in the stands • “babe sit down you’re gonna embarrass them!” • “YOU GO GIRL FAKE EM OUT YOU GOT THIS” • will buy them ice cream after • is so excited when your kid expresses an interest in dance • will sign them up for classes as soon as legally possible • gets so excited when the parents are allowed to stay and watch the rehearsal • will try and keep up with the lil tots but finds it way harder than anticipated

• imagine big ol’ giraffe boy tryna learn baby choreo and literally tripping over his own feet

• will hold little shows in your living room bc he’s so proud • such a stage Dad! • gives your kids pep talks before they go on • brings huge bouquets of flowers to give to them afterwards • doesn’t matter if they can hold them or not • such an amazing dad that loves your babies to pieces and will probably want like a million of them so get ready girl

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10000dayswithoutwings · 7 years

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I was tagged by @9puzzlepiece9, thanks Jenna, sorry I took so long... was away from my lappy for a week.

I tag: @rupko unless you’ve already done it.. and anyone who just feels like it I guess.

1. COKE OR PEPSI? Coke definitely, more specifically; Vanilla coke.

2. DISNEY OR DREAMWORKS? Mmmmmmm actually not that bigger fan of either.... but Disney because Mulan.

3. COFFEE OR TEA? Coffee <3

4. BOOKS OR MOVIES? Books forever

5. WINDOWS OR MAC? Linux.

6. DC OR MARVEL? Marvel

7. X-BOX OR PLAYSTATION? Xbox, but only because I grew up with one and can’t be bothered adjusting to a new console or buying new games.

8. DRAGON AGE OR MASS EFFECT? Dragon Age (but actually Lost Odyssey)

9. NIGHT OWL OR EARLY RISER? Night Owl.

10. CARDS OR CHESS? Chess

11. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate

12. VANS OR CONVERSE? Converse :) High tops are the best

13. LAVELLAN, TREVELYAN, CADASH OR ADAAR? Don’t know what those words are, but I pick Trevelyan because it’s the prettiest.

14. FLUFF OR ANGST? Angst, but it has to be resolved with fluff.

15. BEACH OR FOREST? Beach :)

16. DOGS OR CATS? Fish (Sorry, I make my own rules :P)

17. CLEAR SKIES OR RAIN? Thunderstorm!!

18. COOKING OR EATING OUT? Eating out because I actually can’t stand cooking.

19. SPICY FOOD OR MILD FOOD? Spicy :)

20. HALLOWEEN/SAMHAIN OR SOLSTICE/YULE/CHRISTMAS? Christmas because I always drive down to see my family :)

21. A LITTLE TOO COLD OR A LITTLE TOO HOT? Freezing cold

22. CHOOSE A SUPERPOWER! The power to speak every language in the world.

23. ANIMATION OR LIVE ACTION? Live action

24. PARAGON OR RENEGADE? Renegade

25. BATHS OR SHOWERS? Baths with tea and candles and books.

26. TEAM CAP OR TEAM IRONMAN? Team Black Widow

27. FANTASY OR SCIFI? Fantasy!!

28. THREE FAVOURITE QUOTES: they change all the time, but at the moment

-”Everything seemed at a distance, as if painted in a shade of white. He needed more wine; he needed it now. In the back of his mind, he vaguely remembered his decision not to buy any more wine; but this seemed like the decision of another person, someone long ago and far away. In any case, he would stop later...” Unwrapped Sky by Rjurik Davidson

-“It was wise enough to know itself, and brave enough to BE itself, and wild enough to change itself while somehow staying altogether true.” The Slow Regard of Silent Things by Patrick Rothfuss

-”’It’s the same dagger,” Royce explained, “but from where you saw it was light while I saw it as dark. So who is right?"

"Neither of us,” Hadrian said.

“No,” Royce said. “That’s the mistake people always make, and they make it because they can’t grasp the truth.”

“Which is?”

“That we’re both right. One truth doesn’t refute another. Truth doesn’t lie in the object, but in how we see it.” Rise of Empire by Michael Sullivan (you know I wasn’t doing this without a Riyria quote)

29. YOUTUBE OR NETFLIX? youtube, then you don’t need netflix

30. HARRY POTTER OR PERCY JACKSON? Harry Potter!

31. WHEN DO I FEEL ACCOMPLISHED? never.

32. STAR WARS OR STAR TREK? Star Wars

33. PAPERBACK OR HARDBINDERS? Paperback, so much easier to hold. I get that they don’t last, but just buy the book again if you really like it.

34. HORROR OR ROM-COM? uuuurg action.

35. TV SHOWS OR MOVIES? TV Shows (show ((TWD)))

36. FAVOURITE ANIMAL: Hyena

37. FAVOURITE GENRE OF MUSIC: Metal \m/

38. LEAST FAVOURITE BOOK: rude question. I’m gunna say Cloudstreet by Tim Winton, only because I had to read it for school but didn’t enjoy it so it has bad memories for me. But if you don’t like a book, just don’t read it. You don’t have to have one that’s your ’least fav’

39. FAVOURITE SEASON: Winter :)

40. SONG THAT’S CURRENTLY STUCK IN YOUR HEAD: None, but as soon as I started thinking about songs that get stuck in your head, I started thinking about Cotton Eyed- Joe, so there you go.

41. WHAT KIND OF PAJAMAS DO YOU YOU WEAR? A fav Tshirt (must be black) and my long flannel PJ pants in winter. Tank top and tiny shorts (with anchors on them) in summer.

42. HOW MANY EXISTENTIAL CRISES DO YOU HAVE ON AN AVERAGE DAY? Well, I mean, it’s just one long ongoing one really. But I think about it maybe a couple times a day

43. SONG YOU WANT TO HAVE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL: Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

44. FAVOURITE THEME SONG TO A TV SHOW: The one from That 70s Show

45. HARRY POTTER MOVIES OR BOOKS? Books!

46. YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OTP CANON; BUT YOU’LL FORGET THAT TUMBLR EXISTS. WILL YOU DO IT? Nah. Tumblr is great, and if I need my OTPs to be cannon then I can just go to AO3

47. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE FLOWERS? Carnations

48. A LANGUAGE YOU REALLY WANT TO LEARN: Cantonese

#there you go #hope i didnt bore you to death #thanks for the tag #9puzzlepiece9 #rupko

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geminimdma-blog · 7 years

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That one time @CrushAZ2k16

TLDR; Attended a rave on three tabs of a research chemical that had some crazy effects compared to real Lsd. The adderall accelerated the comeup, and the molly caused me to feel a lot more vibes and energy than I knew even existed. I ended up being escorted to an ambulance where, as jumpman was played through the radio, I was tranquilized and strapped down, thus removing me from the rave and into a hospital. During the hospital encounter I had some awesome hallucinations that were quite honestly life-changing but when I woke up I was very angry that I wasn’t at a rave. The end.

For starts, I was an 18 yo male at the time with a bit of experience with psychedelics. A year before this I had my first roll at a rave and a few other rolls that followed as well. Mdma is my fav. Lsd however showed me some darker corners of my imagination that I don’t necessarily like seeing. Fuck research chemicals btw. Those dumb things cause me to loose my shit apparently. The first trip I ever had wasn’t too long after my first roll in the spring of 2015. Mind you, it was also a few weeks after suffering from a severe fracture to the skull playing a bit of smash-mouth Rugby. Fuckn luv that sport m8.

Anyhow, later that fall I had made quite the connection to some really pure mdma and lsd as well, so I was able to have some much better suited experiences at some dope concerts I attended.(That pure lsd hookup eventually moved, so I had to resort to some dumbass highschooler selling some other shit he had no idea about)

Btw I love Edm. #mellogang

So skipping to the day of my “crushing” experience I had been anticipating this night for a long time. Seeing that it was the middle of february and I hadn't been raving since NYE i was really excited to get back into another event. Quite frankly after my previous psychedelic encounters I was ready to see some shit. At the time I felt like I was only scratching the surface of this unforscene world that is my imagination. Boy lemme tell ya, this trip was quite the wake-up call to what the mind really has to offer us.

Getting to the come-up I pre gamed a bit with some homies playing some casual BP and having a couple brews. (Mabey alcohol isn't a good mix with this stuff? Haha fuck it!)

During the car-ride to the event we all popd the mollys. It was supposed to be synchronized but my tabs had been in my mouth for an hour at that point. I was ready to get this candyflip started and my dudes were taking forever.

(All three inserted at once, yes they were bitter, but I ain’t no quitter [This may or may not have fucked me over])

By the time we were close enough to the event my group and I attempted the synchronized pop for the mollys(not that it mattered) and I ofc dropped it early and fucked it up for them haha

Getting into the parking lot we decided to elect someone as the group banana. We had a banana suit, yes, and naturally I was best suited to be the banana. I wore that shit like a champ.

Getting into line, I realized I forgot my drawstring bag, this could be considered the point I start to loose my shit. I had to make two separate trips back and forth to our car because apparently I didn't have all my shit together. First it was the whole bag, then it was the entry ticket.

I finally get into the event and that's when the effects start to kick in. The adderall had also been taken around the same time as the 100mg of mdma so my body was having a wonderful time trying to process the multitude of psychoactives that were all still in their come-up. Walking through the grass lawn trying to get to the stage I started feeling a really heavy burden in my stomach. As if my body wasn’t ready for the load it was carrying i kept bending over into trash-cans that I saw and couldn’t stop feeling like I was gonna throw it all up. Never threw up, and fortunately enough that vibe didn’t last and my crew brought me inside to the main stage where the rave was taking place.

Genius crew btw, they take a motherfucker dressed up as a banana about to trip balls straight into the middle of the goddamn crowd of this big ass rave. and what do ya know, my shit starts kicking in with the power of a freight train driving through a nitroglycerin plant. (If you get that reference I LOVE YOU) Think of this part as a very accelerated come-up for the mdma and RC’s together, the candy-flip was definitely happening. I was dancing, moshing, having a fuckn blast. Tripping the fuck out i was also waving my arms into other people's space tagging them without knowing, I really felt bad about that after I realized what I was doing.

This was the fun part, we start moshing and dancing, headbanging our brains into eternity and really feeling the music. Also the effects definitely started to kick in for me at a much faster rate than anticipated. My body temperature was definitely rising and I was seriously exhausting myself quite quickly. Hydration was also an issue.. Never go to a rave without a camelback. That is fucking rave law. You will fuck yourself over sooooo hard if you don’t stay hydrated throughout a roll or any other experience that requires energy for you to continue going.

Looking around I was seeing layers of the atmosphere as if there were different phases of existence I could walk through. If thought patterns and vibrations are actually real, I was able to see those strange lines and geoglyphs crystal clear. At that point my senses were in a tangle, especially since the mdma was sluggishly making things almost too fun to handle. The roll had been engaged at this point too.

I was looking at the animations and stage-craft at one point and I kid you not, it was literally growing, not like a slow poke flower or anything. I seriously saw the stage expanding and as the music progressively got more intense, at the same rhythm of the songs that were being played. That stage was becoming a fucking entity, and my hallucinogenic-state-of-mind was telling me that it was a “vibe-war”. As if to say the totems, props hanging from the ceiling, and everything else there was vibrating off of each other and exchanging energy. And I was witnessing that exchange between EVERYTHING. Now this is where I lose my shit, I was dancing really really fucking hard and I eventually danced my pants off. Literally. There was a moment where my shorts that I was wearing were around my ankles and I had a complete boner expanding through the compressions I was wearing. If there was one banana that didn’t give a fuck, it was definitely yours truly.

I got to see fucking sound. Sound has got to be the most beautiful thing in existence, because not only are you automatically able to hear it as a human, but seeing the movement of music as it traveled amongst the headliners of a crowd of ravers had to be one of the most beautiful experiences of my life. Imagine it as a wave from the ocean, except that wave is colorful, fluid, and transparent. Sound was going through everything. It was bouncing from head to head, totem to totem, body to body, wall to wall. The sounds of this rave became the rave, and my mind was only able to grasp it as it was. It was fucking beautiful lemme tell ya. That my friends, is sound.

The vibration and drum of the bass and electronic fuzz’s, wuzz’s, and wips and snares were really having their way with me. My mind reached a point where it just couldn’t keep up with everything. Trying to fathom the rave and looking at totems that I could relate to(especially one with stewie from family guy trying to sell his shirt for a grilled cheese)[That was a beautiful totem btw] was really becoming a struggle. I literally started to get bored with reality. My mind was starting its journey into a deeper and darker corner of existence. Things started to get fuzzy. My imagination was urging me to let it become reality, and what do ya know, I gave into the experience. I sort of stopped giving a fuck about what was happening in the outside world and went onto this expedition of my soul. And that was only the beginning. I decided at one point to remove the banana suit, that could essentially be considered my game over in a sense, however I would have just put it back on if it wasn’t such a heavy trip. Removing that banana suit for me was a figurative gesture of my trip, as if to remove the condom to my soul allowing my energy to just splooge into the entire environment. No I was not a bomb, but for a minute during my trip I definitely thought my energy was condensed beneath that suit and when I removed it ya may as well consider it a splooge. Weird, but non-existent. It literally had no affect to reality, but in my mind I thought I did some dope shit. Who knows.

After my friends noticed me continuously dancing with my pants around my ankles they definitely knew I was tripping out harder than I could control. The boner may have given it away..

My buddies helped me out by giving me a major wedgie from the rear literally lifting me into the air by pulling my pants back on. I was seriously in such a heavy trip at this point that not only did I consider that a new phase of existence, but I couldn't even button up my own fucking pants.

One of my crew at the time helped me out by escorting me to a grass area. This is where i definitely went down hill. Its honestly tough to think about this part because of how lame it got from this point on. I literally stopped considering reality real and felt as if that my trip mattered more than anything in the universe. Not only was I still dancing around and waving my hands at this point vibing the fuck out but I was even being confronted by old classmates from high school I didn’t even recognize because I was too deep within my own spirit to consider them relevant or even real. At this point my actions were a direct result of what I was experiencing in my mind. My mind was literally absorbing the environment and relating EVERYTHING to my own life. That rave was me. That scene was real because of my energy and that energy was so pure and so positive that if there was ever a party to be considered a party, it would be complete SHIT without my presence and vibes. That’s how selfish my hallucinations and thoughts became. For a moment while i was sitting in the grass, I had actually thought that I turned into an engine that provided the rave with positive energy that people could feed off of if they made connections with me. Everything that I thought I knew became this weird sense of reality that caused me to think I was a GOD. Eventually ground control found my trippy ass fuckn around in the dirt with my friend who had no idea what to do with me. They tried to calm my shit down but my mind was more or less doing circles around these people. The addy molly and three tabs were in their full effect. I was gooooone. Like, reality was meaningless at that point. Whatever happened was happening because it was happening. They had no idea how to approach me. It was as if I was dumber than a fifth grader. From this point my mind had taken me to a place where I had a bird's eye view of my entire life. From the point i was born and to the present moment. Don’t get me wrong, none of us can remember what the moment of our birth was like because of how underdeveloped our brains were at the time, but my mind was racing so fast that I was having memories return to me from when I was in elementary school. I was watching a slide-show of events and memories of my life that had a lot to do with that moment and more so of recent events. I didn’t even realise it, but there was a group of about 4 EMT gentlemen escorting me to an ambulance. I don’t really have many details of this period of time since time became an essence, and not a feeling in that memory. But I apparently had a very difficult time being strapped into the chair where they were gonna tranquilize me. There were multiple attempts on their part to inject me with an IV and by the time I was strapped in I was definitely feeling a bad sense of urgency to get back to reality. That was out of the question though. There was no going back to the rave for the banana who took off it’s peel. The ambulance had already engulfed me, and Jumpman was blasting in the cabin. That was my only sense of pleasure at that point, hearing Drake and Future through the radio was actually calming me down. And the tranquilizer hit around that moment too so there was no question about it that I was done raving for the night. FML.

The hallucinating continued however, except it took on a more nightmarish nature once the opiates of the benzos mixed in with my already rolling face took me into a different perspective of my imagination. The ambulance ride was more or less a hallucination that I was aboard a submarine. That was weird. Then once we got to the hospital itself I couldn’t stop seeing my soul. It was like a transparent ball of life that my mind was seeing as a sphere of water, except the water had a darkness within it like a corruption of the soul. It moved and breathed as if it was representative of all of the negative things I’ve done in life. Now that I’m actually typing a trip report on these events I’m very concerned for the well-being of our planet. What we consider to be good/bad in life is completely perspective and opinion.. Being able to dive that deep into my imagination was something that changes people's lives. I for one found it as an inspiration. Whatever the negativity in my soul represented is only something that society would consider evil. I hardly remember anything else from the events of the hospital since I was knocked out not too long after they checked me into ICu, but the lessons I learned because of that experience are something that I will surely take with me for the rest of my life. Quite frankly, I have a greater sense of respect for the things that people within the medical field put up with and do for safety of our future. That adderall and molly would have done some serious damage to me if they hadn’t taken me into the hospital, and some people even were speculating that I was going to overdose because of that experience and maybe even die. Honestly though, waking up at 3am asking if i could be taken back to the rave was really a buzz-kill. My friend brought back my gear and other items that were left at the time when I was removed from the rave. Then the best thing happened to me. I checked my pocket to find a still-full baggie of mollys and couple tabs of acid. Nobody had fucked with it or thrown it out. I immediately put that shit back in my pocket and continued my journey onto the next rave.

If there’s a lesson to be learned from me, it's hydration. I would not have lost control if I had my camelback had been with me and full of water. My honest theory is that my body was overheating at a rate that wasn’t being compensated for with the use of water. H20 is our friend you guys. And there’s only so much of it on this planet that is safe to drink. Take care of your water, and don’t waste it. Countries go to fucking war over that shit. People die because of the lack of water in some nations of our planet. Water is the best thing in our fucking cosmos right now, it is the job of every human being to have a sense of respect for such a beautiful thing like water. And other than mars and a few other moons in our solar system, I don’t think there’s a whole heck of a lot of water near our planet in case we run this shit dry....Don’t waste that shit. Don’t spit in that shit, don’t piss in that shit unless it's a goddamn urinal. And please, for the love of god and his almighty domain we inhabit, SHARE that fucking shit!!!!!!!! I love all of you who have the courage and focus to read all of what I’ve just posted. I apologize if some of this doesn’t make sense. Psychedelics usually don’t make much sense anyways because of how different people are. Individualism is real whether we like it or not. Lsd and other research chemicals have completely different effects on each and every individual soul in existence. The things I experienced are not something to go out and obtain for yourself. This was merely an event that took place in my life that I have decided to share with you for the common sharing of knowledge and experience. Don’t drop 3 tabs of acid, a molly, and an adderall. Subtract the adderall from this equation and I guarantee you I would have had a much different experience. My heart rate was fucked all night because of that amphetamine. The things I was being forced to see within myself were not at all entertaining or pleasant in my sober opinion right now. Mdma is all you need. Please heed my warning about mixing substances with research chemicals such as 25i-nbome. That was not pure lsd I took that night, and an estimate of 200ug of that shit is more than enough to cause some dangerous neurotoxic effects to our minds. The brain is a very powerful tool in our existence and is constantly firing millions of neurons without you even controlling it. Respect your mind. Respect your body, and respect the world in which you inhabit. Go make a difference, and give back to your reality somehow. Each and every one of us has a certain array of talents and skillsets that are unique to our character as we have developed over the course of our lives. And if you think you can just freeload off of this godly existence we all share in, your wrong. If you haven’t discovered the meaning of PLUR. You have much to learn in these cosmos you inhabit. Don’t take these words for granted. The shit that you experience in life will only lead you on the track of life that you choose to create. We all make our decisions. Yet in the end, our decisions make us. Live life in the moments that still exist and enjoy them for the respective value they contain. Peace. Love. Unity. Respect. That's all you fucking need to get along with any goddamn soul in existence. I love you, now go spread some more of that love, the world is in short supply as of lately. AND DON’T FORGET TO FUCKING HYDRATE YOU FILTHY ANIMALS. The end. 0

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alienkidddo · 6 years

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all of the ice cream asks? Or every other flavor

this took me so long but it was fun, thank u!

chocolate: when was your first kiss?

freshman year of high school, i was probably 14

french vanilla: how old are you?

cotton candy: three places you want to travel to?

spain, austria, & argentina

strawberry: a language you wish you could speak?

spanish!! i took it from kindergarten - sophomore year of high school, but i can only recognize phrases here & there

coffee: favorite cosmetic brands?

nyx & kat von d (i know she’s problematic, but if we canceled every single problematic person, we couldn’t support any brand or celebrity)

mint chocolate chip: indoors or outdoors?

outdoors if the weather’s nice

cookie dough: do you play any instruments?

piano & cello

rocky road: favorite songs at the moment?

fuckthepopulation - suicideboys

october - lil peep

og beeper - asap rocky

bad things - mags

sea of love - cat power

butter pecan: favorite songs for life?

always anything by modern baseball i’ll be emo forever

cheesecake: what’s your zodiac sign?

capricorn

toasted coconut: the beach or the pool?

the beach but i don’t like getting in the ocean

chocolate chip: what’s your most popular post?

i think a picture i took a long time of a flower

bubblegum: books or movies?

books

pistachio: manga or anime?

neither sry

salted caramel: favorite movies?

the hannibal series

birthday cake: favorite books?

the harry potter series of course & the secret life of bees by sue monk kidd

peanut butter: favorite academic subject?

math

black raspberry: do you have any pets?

i have 2 cats at my parents’ house!! i’m moving out in a month & don’t get to take them, so we’ll probably get a lil baby of our own

mango: when and why did you start your blog?

when i was like??? 13-14???? and bc i was emo i was one of those black & white depression blogs for a hot min

mocha: ideal weather conditions?

sunny but with a nice breeze

black cherry: four words that describe you?

this one’s hard,,,,,,, ambitious, kindhearted, fragile, & anxious

neapolitan: things that stress you out?

crowds, men

raspberry truffle: favorite kind of music?

indie probably

chocolate marshmallow: favorite brands of candy?

mmm those lil strawberry candies that old ppl give ya? delicious

toffee: a card game that you’re good at?

euchre

lemon custard: do you eat breakfast?

yes

dark chocolate: turn ons?

my man

fudge: turn offs?

people assuming it’s cool to send me dick pics or asking me for sex bc i’m open about my sex life on social media

peach: how do you relax?

light some incense, smoke a blunt, & read a book or doodle

praline: a popular book you haven’t read yet?

recently i’ve been wanting to read dracula! a classic that i never got around to in high school

superman: do you like sweaters?

oversized men’s sweaters are the comfiest things ever

cherry: do you drink tea or coffee?

both, but more frequently coffee

dulce de leche: an instrument you wish you could play?

i rly just wish i was more skilled w the cello

blackberry: have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

yes, the specific memory coming to mind is one from middle school but it was iconic

ginger: a new feature you wish tumblr could have?

i’m not on here enough to really care, i just pop up randomly, reblog some things, & disappear for the rest of the day

blueberry lemon: favorite blogs?

^^^

almond: favorite mean girls quote?

i haven’t seen it in so long, i wouldn’t know

butterscotch: what color are your nails right now?

not painted, i work in a restaurant

cinnamon: have you ever been confessed to?

i’m sure i have

blue moon: have you ever had a crush on someone?

of course

cappuccino crunch: do you take naps?

lmao i don’t even sleep at night

mint: the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?

i have absolutely no idea i try to repress all embarrassing or bad memories

EDIT: i literally mentioned it up above it was definitely my black & white depression posts tumblr phase

brownie batter: do you like sushi?

i’m vegetarian so i can’t eat most of it, but i’ve tried some veggie rolls & they were good!

key lime: where do you want to be right now?

this is gay but in my bf’s & my new apartment that we move into next month!!!

red velvet: do you wear prescription glasses?

am i supposed to? yes. do i? absolutely not.

green tea: favorite flavors of ice cream?

mint chocolate chip or something coffee flavored for sure

i just deleted the fav manga/anime ones bc i’m not into either

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markwatkinsconsumerguide · 7 years

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Consumer Guide / No.45 / Musician Roberta Donnay with Mark Watkins.

MW: Roberta, you live in San Francisco, does any of the 60's 'flower power' energy still exist in the area?

RD: I think that the energy of the 1960s does certainly exist in the San Francisco Bay Area, Mark. I'm reminded every time I tour the bookstore called “City Lights” in North Beach and just across, my fav bar ever, called “Vesuvio” - the alleyway in between is named for Jack Kerouac.

http://www.citylights.com/

http://www.vesuvio.com/

I guess this just shows the energy of a city which seemed to encourage ‘Flower Power’, Love and Peace.

San Francisco certainly had that open creative energy when I first moved out here, which is what drew me to it. I feel the energy of an educated society here, mostly, I'm surrounded by similar spiritual seekers, those who feel they want to improve their own lives as well as society, and those who are creative. Creativity is alive and well in the “City by the Bay!”.

And altho' I didn't grow up here, and had no real interaction with the hippies, my friends are certainly proof that the hippies made a real contribution here, and I guess I've sung with quite a few from that era. Although the known music coming out of SF was primarily rock, and I really didn't listen to rock music at all. Even tho' I moved to an area where The Grateful Dead was king, I have to admit

I never really listened to the band, I never was interested in much rock music or white music for that matter. For me it was Blues, it was Jazz, it was R&B. That was pretty much it. I grew up in Washington DC area, and I was lucky to listen to my parents' records and the radio. Most of what I learned was from the radio.. and then later going to jazz clubs. That's pretty much where I stayed as a music fan, to this day. I still listen 99% to jazz.

MW: What's the attraction of the ‘Jazz Age’ and how are you bringing the ‘Roaring Twenties’ boom up-to-date through your music / stage shows?

RD: My attraction to the ‘Jazz Age’ began like almost any good adventure, in kind of a backwards way. I'd finished my first real jazz record with Orrin Keepnews and had been diving into jazz from the 1960s, and I started thinking about the mentors of my mentors. And so I knew that Bessie Smith was Billie Holiday's mentor, but who was Bessie Smith's mentor? Ma Rainey. And I knew Sippie Wallace, and of course Ethel Waters, and Ida Cox. I started listening, quite innocently, to their songs, with no real intention of anything, except I was really looking for something I could "give away for free" to fans and I thought it would be great to find a public domain song. And so I found "You've Been A Good 'Ole Wagon (But You Done Broke Down)" done by Bessie Smith, thinking this was the same song written in 1896 with the same title. I went to record it, and only after "A Little Sugar" came out did I find out that there were two songs with the same title, and the one I recorded was really from around 1926. My plan was to first record a project based on the 20s/30s - then move into the 40s/50s - and it would be like a sweet history lesson using all my mentors in jazz.

But something funny happened. It was like the wind blew this beautiful vision in with all the sounds of the era. And the project kind of created itself. We went to do a mock photo session and I borrowed some 1920s props. I was trying to pose like a 1920s film star, just having fun, and these photos came out like, “WOW!” - I hadn't ever seen myself that way, really, it was just like an experiment leading up to the real photo-shoot. Eddy Bee (Images) helped create the look. And from then on, it was like the branding happened, everyone who saw those photos and came to the shows, were like, “WOW!”, this is really like a thing. My only goal was to educate the public, especially the youth, on the history of this music, and all our music, since it all came from then and before, from the blues. I'm such a history geek, and I ended up getting kinda stuck in the 1920s and 1930s; it took over; all the melodies, the images of that time, the flappers who were pushing the envelope for women's rights in their own way, the gangsters who helped support jazz by opening and operating Speakeasies, the Prohibition, the artists themselves, everyone who built and operated dance halls, and all those who were involved in recording this music and bringing it to the world. I just felt like a kid discovering all this, just like the first time I heard Louis Armstrong or Billie Holiday. Mesmerized. And completely in love.

Our stage show just kept being fun for us. At one point we decided that I should create a character from the era, who could announce stuff, which I did, and I named her "Velma Parrish". There's even a little movie around her on YouTube, along with myriad other videos on the making of our records, live performances, and other fun stuff. Now my name on stage is back to my name but the character stayed and we also the guys really got into their characters as the "Prohibition Mob" - they all dress like gangsters from the 1930s, they drink from flasks, and they all have mobster nicknames. It's really endearing, especially out on tour, when sometimes we have pick-up horn players, and these guys are really like geeky jazz professors who all of a sudden get to dress up and curse like mobsters. It's entertaining for me, that's for sure!

MW: How did you assemble your 'Prohibition' band?

RD: Well Mark, I had lots of friends who I loved playing with in the Bay Area. I called these guys and told them I wanted to put together a band around this recording project and they were all like "YEAH!" and all were so supportive from the very beginning. I realize now I had the perfect group of musicians without really trying or thinking very hard about it; there were no auditions.

Sam Bevan (bass/arranger/producer) and I had been playing these jazz gigs together for a few years already, and one event we'd been asked to put together a wedding gig for friends who were members of the ART Deco Society - and we could only play music up until 1929. So quickly we assembled these charts, which I wasn't really familiar with, but after playing that gig, Sam and I were like, “YEAH!”, this was cool.

I called John R. Burr, pianist, who just embodies this particular sound of jazz/blues, and a drummer I'd met and played with from LA, Michael Barsimanto. Then on horns - Rich Armstrong (trumpet), Wayne Wallace (trombone), and Sheldon Brown (sax/clarinet). Sheldon was the only one I didn't already know - Sam brought him in, and the whole group played. I think we had one long rehearsal with the horns, the rhythm section had one previous rehearsal, and then we went in to record. We'd planned two albums at the same time, so we recorded 26 songs in three days, most of these were first takes. And all I can say is, there's no substitute for great musicians!

Everyone put their heart and soul out there. Then we added a few originals before "Bathtub Gin" came out, and by that time Wayne had moved out of town. So we got Danny Grewen. And our original drummer who I'd played most of my jazz gigs with over the years, Deszon Claiborne.

On the newest project we finally got to work with Mike Rinta on trombone, who'd been playing with the live band all these years : Mike had also worked with Dan Hicks. And so the dye was cast and the band just grew even better than before. We also just added Matt Baxter on guitar for the new project, and Matt and I had been in my original bands back in the late 90s, early 2000s, so it was really perfect.

MW: Dan Hicks died last year (2016). What was it like recording and performing with Dan, and what lives on, Roberta?

RD: It's tough to put into words the effect that Dan Hicks has had on me as a musician, as an artist, as a human being. Dan was incredibly funny, serious and truthful all at the same time. He could be a terror to be around, like when he was unhappy at sound check if the sound guy didn't get what he wanted. But mostly, he was an angel to me, he was kind, he was encouraging, he was supportive way above what he needed to be. And I can't tell you how much fun it was to sing and play his music. It was always just the BEST.

And I was a huge fan as a kid growing up on the east coast, I'd be listening to the radio and all of a sudden there was this sound, and it was "Dan Hicks and The Hot Licks" and it was understood immediately and loved instantly. I think Dan had that effect on most audiences. Once you saw him, and you only had to see him once, you were a fan for life.

Dan was a consummate performer. Like an old vaudeville guy. He could dance, he could sing, he could tell jokes, he could play. And then of course, he could write. He would do anything, anything, to entertain you. There were no boundaries. And sometimes you wish there were! Ha! He taught me more as an entertainer than anyone had in my life. And I was lucky he called me that day in 2005, to come over and sing a few songs with him. I had no idea that this would become my job or that he would become such an important figure in my life. He's definitely one of my musical mentors, along with Orrin Keepnews. I'm so lucky to have had both these men, genius musical figures, in my life. I was lucky to have been on the last three records with him, too. Dan even opened solo, on one of our "Prohibition Mob" shows once. On his own, he wrote a Walter Winchell radio show and performed this along with a song and soft shoe, to open our show. He was very very kind. And he really dug our music! Of course, I also credited him with exposing me to some of the great songs I ended up doing, including "Rocking Chair" , and also I found "Shake Sugaree" written by Elizabeth Cotten, who Dan introduced me to...

MW: List (in order) your Top 5 favourite books, movies & records of all-time...

RD:

Books:- 5 Unlocking the Mysteries Of Birth And Death - Daisaku Ikeda (2004) 4 The Source - James A. Michener (1965) 3 any poetry book by Charles Bukowski 2 Bird - The Legend of Charles Parker - Robert Reisner (1962) 1 The New Human Revolution - Daisaku Ikeda (ongoing series, 30th volume published 2016)

Movies:- 5 Ghandi (1982) 4 Walk The Line (2005) 3 Pie Lady Of Pie Town (2014) 2 Gigot (1962) 1 The Apartment (1960)

Records:- 5 Lady In Satin - Billie Holiday (1958) 4 Kind Of Blue - Miles Davis (1959) 3 Ballads - John Coltrane (1963) 2 Innervisions - Stevie Wonder (1973) 1 West End Blues - Louis Armstrong and His Hot Five (1928)

MW: Tell me about the last album...

RD: Our last album "Bathtub Gin" released in 2015, features both 1920s-30s covers and four originals written for the band, co-written by me, including "Happy Feet", "Bathtub Gin", "Horizontal Mambo", and "Throw Your Heart Over The Fence". These were co-written with Joel Evans, Sam Bevan, Gerry Grosz, and Jana Herzen. The album did well, and won one of the BEST albums 2015 in DownBeat Magazine. We had a great time touring both the records on Motema (including "A Little Sugar", released 2012) and the band has gotten great feedback on the live performances as well as airplay ("A Little Sugar" charted and stayed for nine weeks on the Jazz Charts). It's always fun to play this music! Both these records were produced and co-arranged by me and Sam Bevan.

MW: Roberta, what's in store for 2017?

RD: The newest album (not out yet), is called "My Heart Belongs To Satchmo" was produced by me, Sam Bevan, Matt Wong and (co-produced vocals) Annie Stocking. Arranged by Matt Wong and Sam Bevan, and co-arranged by me. The new record features 15 iconic tracks of Louis Armstrong recorded by his Hot Five and Hot Seven bands in the 20s-30s and a couple from 1940s.

We're planning tours starting in Europe and moving across the US starting October 2017, but meanwhile can be found playing around Northern CA (and earlier this year we did a stint in Vegas).

Please check the website for updates http://www.robertadonnay.com/ and Facebook https://www.facebook.com/robertadonnay and Twitter https://twitter.com/robertadonnay

We post nearly everything, all the time, Mark!

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