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Amoreena | Chapter sixteen

Chapter Sixteen

main summary: Heaven is a real place and it's located exactly 14.6 miles away from the FBI, Quantico Headquarters. Off behind a small park, under a fantastical willow tree surrounded by wildflowers, in every colour young minds can imagine.

Don't forget, heaven also comes with angels.

Chapter Summary/Warnings: Amoreena meets Jo, Jo shares her experience with the foster homes (tw self-harm and child abuse), and Spencer shares his shitty childhood with her. They bond, he loves her more than he thought possible, his dreams of a big happy family are coming true.

word count: 4.8k

from the beginning <3

His phone is ringing at 7:50 and all he does is groan, forgetting Y/N’s agreement with Amoreena. His wife reached over his face and towards the phone, picking up with an overly cheerful tone for a pregnant woman who was up until 3 am.

“Hello sweet girl, how was your sleep?”

“Ugh,” she makes a weird face as the morning nausea kicks in and she tries to swallow it down. “Yeah? Oh, I’m so glad, dad and I are just waking up. We have another big surprise for you today… I know honey there’s always a lot going on, but this one is a good one I promise!”

“Can I go talk to her?” Spencer asks, “alone?”

“Dad’s going to come and see you while mommy has a shower, okay? I love you too, bye,” she smiles as she hangs up and passes the phone back to him.

They kiss quickly before separating, Spencer throws on the same clothes from the beach last night before heading down the hall towards Amoreena’s room. He knocks quietly before entering, seeing her sitting in a queen bed with 2 cats.

“Taylor let Olivia and Benjamin stay in here last night, she said they usually sleep in here anyway!” She was whispering, but it was still loud for her this early.

He sat on the edge of her bed and gave her a big hug, “how was your night?”

“Really amazing, Dad, Taylor is my best friend now,” she’s completely serious, “I hope mom’s not too upset about that, I guess we could share her…”

“That’s a nice thought, are you good at sharing?”

“I think so,” she nods with a serious face.

“Good, because there’s a new person who’s coming to live with us. She’s going to be kind of sad for a while and I’ll be spending a lot of time with her too,” he watches her face as she listens, confused but fine with it.

“Who is she?”

“Did your mom tell you how she made you?”

She nods, “she said sometimes people with penises donate sperm to help people have babies, and you were the one who donated for me,” she gives him a run down so seriously that it makes him laugh like the 7-year-old.

“Yeah, exactly, well I also helped 2 other families make babies,” he says softly, petting her hair as she understands what that means.

“So I have more siblings?”

“Yep, 2 sisters and a brother,” he smiles as she starts to bounce with excitement. “Josephine is 12, almost 13, and she’s coming to live with us.”

“Where is her mom?” She asks, he knew she would.

“Her mom and dad were in an accident, they died and she looked for me because she didn’t want to be alone anymore,” he knows it’s a hard topic, and that she understands death after losing her gg, but it’s still hard.

“Oh, that’s sad,” she frowns, moving in to hug him again, she keeps her head pressed to his shoulder. “I hope she’s okay, is she here now too?”

“She is, but I’m not sure if she’s awake yet, she’s a teenager and they sometimes sleep in longer than you would, like when Henry was over and slept until noon,” he has all his kids profiled in his minds and it’s actually more helpful than a hindrance.

“Does she like Taylor?”

He knew that one was coming too, “she’s a huge fan, she cried meeting her just like mom.”

“Is she going to call my mom her mom now?”

“I don’t think so, would that upset you?” He’s worried for the answer, he had the same jealous tendencies growing up. Hell, he still has them.

“No, she needs a mom, I would be very sad without mine, I know she needs one too,” she looked at him like it was a stupid question because of course, all kids need a mom and her mom happened to be the best.

“That’s really nice of you, she knows all about you and she’s really excited to move in with us, maybe you can help her decorate her room?” He isn’t sure what Jo will think, but he knows it would be good for bonding.

“Can we see if she’s awake? Wait, she’s a she right? Miss Kennedy said sometimes people look like girls but they don’t like to feel like girls, so we use they,” Amoreena was so worried about being a good sister he didn’t know why he worried so much.

“Well, I’m not sure, Jo hasn’t told me but you can ask?”

She shot right out of bed, still in her dress from last night as she ran to the door, “come on, what room is it?”

“Right there, knock nicely,” he says as he joins her in the hall, pointing to the room across from her.

She knocked 3 times, hearing a small ‘yeah?’ From the other side before opening it, “good morning!” Amoreena cheered.

“Amoreena!” Jo smiled as she got out of bed and ran over to her. She dropped to her knees so they’d be the same height and wrapped her up in her arms.

They hugged like this was a reunion and not an introduction, they held on to one another so tightly they both squeezed their eyes shut and held their breath. He knew that kind of hug, that was a hug you gave when you deeply loved the person you were hugging.

It made him want to cry, again.

Jo pulled back from her and Amoreena immediately held her face in her hands, observing her. “Yep, you’re my sister,” she smiled as she saw her nose.

That same perfect little button that was slightly angled towards the sky, she booped it lightly. Jo booped her right back.

“I am, it’s pretty cool getting to share a dad with you cause now I get to meet Taylor Swift, how the heck did we get so lucky?” Jo talks to her like she’s used to being around kids, finding the wonder in every word and saying the whole sentence with enthusiasm.

She turns to him, both his girls making the same face as they looked at him in the doorway, “how did you meet Taylor, dad?”

“You remember Uncle Dave? He came over for the barbecue and talked to poppy bob about winemaking all night?”

“Yeah, he’s Italian,” Amoreena remembered his funny accent and how she called him Mario.

“His daughter is Taylor’s friend, so Taylor sent me an email asking to meet you,” he couldn’t help but smile as she did.

“So you guys really are knights at the FBI, huh?”

“Yeah, but my armour got too rusty so now I’m going to guard the princess only, no more battles for me,” he was happy to make it magical, to turn the terribleness of it all into something she could be proud of.

He feels cold hands reaching under the back of his shirt then as he jumps, Y/N is wrapping her arms around him and pressing her cheek to his back, “your armour is fine, it just needs some polish.”

“They’re kinda gross, you’ll have to get used to that,” Amoreena says, pressing her lips together awkwardly as she looks at Jo.

“It’s nice though, it makes you feel like love is real,” Jo smiled back, “not many kids have happy families.”

“You do now, okay?” Amoreena took her cheeks in her hands again, something she must have learned from Y/N. “My family is your family and we are the best family, you’re going to have so much fun with us, can I help you decorate your room?”

Jo cried, laughing lightly as she nodded, “that would be cool, maybe we can get bunk beds for random sleepovers?”

Amoreena shot her eyes to her mom, “can we?”

“That would be cool,” Y/N agreed, “we’ll go to Ikea on Friday when I’m not working, okay?”

“And this weekend we can buy some paint for your room?” Spencer added, “you guys can plan all week together.”

“Yes!” Amoreena cheered, hugging Jo again.

Jo held her gently, resting her cheek against the top of Amoreena’s head with a small smile. She looked genuinely happy, peaceful like she belonged somewhere again.

Right then Amoreena’s eyes are darting right to him, “It’s fathers day!” She screams, way too loud for 8 am in someone else’s home. Thank god Taylor was on the other side of the mansion.

“Oh my god,” Amoreena smacked her forehead with her little hand, “I was so carried away with the wedding I didn’t pack your present, dad! I’m so sorry.”

“I’ve got you covered little miss,” Y/N smiled at her, “It’s in my purse!”

Amoreena pushed past them in the doorway and ran to their room in search of said purse. Probably emptying it out on the bed and making a huge mess, but it was fine.

Y/N took a moment to kiss his cheek, “good morning, happy father’s day.”

“Thank you,” he blushed, turning to face her and hold her close, “I can feel you staring Jo, come here.”

She comes skipping right over, wrapping her arms around them both and resting her head on Spencer’s side. For a 12-year-old she was tall, a lot taller than Henry was, that’s for sure.

“Hey!” Amoreena butts in, “let me in,” she pushed into the middle of the hug to steal all the warmth, “happy father’s day, dad.”

“Happy father’s day,” Jo added with a soft smile, “thank you for everything.”

“Yeah, you’re the best dad in the world, Jo you should see how he reads with his mind, he doesn’t even need to look at the books at bedtime,” Amoreena bragged, pulling back from all of them then.

Spencer wiped the tears from his face and pretended he wasn’t crying, overwhelmed by love just like he told Jo to expect. “I love you guys, I’m so glad I helped make you both, you’re the best kids a dad could ask for.”

“Here,” Amoreena hands him a wrapped present.

It’s a handmade book, blue construction paper bound with green ribbon in little loops and covered in a thin layer of tissue paper from the present he got her last week. He carefully removes the tissue and hands it back to her, “do you still want it for dresses?”

“Sure,” she takes it with a smile, “I wrote this for you after a dream I had, Miss Kennedy helped me write it all and reword it a bit. But it’s all from my brain.”

“Spencer’s little women,” he reads and then his heartbeat almost stops when he sees the bottom, “by Amoreena Reid.”

“We can go sit in the living room while you read it to us?” Y/N offered, taking the girl's hands and leading them all down the hallway.

Taylor’s house was full of floor-to-ceiling windows, allowing them to watch the sunrise over the ocean as they cuddled up on the couch as a family. Him and his little women.

“Once upon a time, there was a kingdom ruled by a beautiful princess who had a broken heart. She promised to hide away from the townspeople until she gathered all the pieces again,” Spencer read the first sentence and knew he wouldn’t be able to make it through the whole book.

“You know, I think it would be better if you read this to me Amoreena,” he asks her gently, “I want to know it from your voice first.”

“Okay,” she bounces up from where she cuddled into her mother to take the book from his hand, sitting straight as she got ready to read.

“Slowly, but surely, the pieces came back to her one by one as the people felt the need to search for her, they missed seeing her smile as she ruled alongside her parents, the king and queen until her heart was fixed.

A little girl, Lady Amoreena, arrived like a gift. A fairy godmother handing a small child to the princess to raise and love forever and ever, they were best friends more than anything.

But the princess’s baby girl made it her mission to fix the rest of her heart as she grew up seeing her mom frown, questing for princes and kings, even another princess to come and fill that last missing spot of her heart. To make their family love grew as the cracks from where they separated were healed.

She set off on her daily adventure, running off past the gates on the way to the willow tree, excited to see what wonders the pond of youth brought to her this time. Surprised to find a knight, his broken and rusty armour fallen on the ground, he was wrapped in weeds, he had been trapped for too long to remember.

Amoreena cut the vines off him with her sword, “you’re free now, sir knight.”

“How can I ever repay you?” The kind man with the same nose as her asked.

“Meet the princess, tell her about your battles, make her laugh and you can stay with us,” she gives him one final quest. His last ever duty.

The princess smiles as soon as they meet. He wins her over without even trying, he completes their family and makes all the cracks in her heart fuse back together. Gold light shines from her as she’s healed, completed by the love of a family she never knew she needed.

The love didn’t end there… the knight and the princess knew lady Amoreena would be like her mom when she grew up. The possibility of a sad and broken heart as she got older, so they made her 8 more siblings, her group of sisters to keep her company during the happily ever after part.

“Sir Spencer, where are all your little women?” The king of the land asked, seeing the knight and the princess all alone on the path, old and slow as they walked.

“Down by the pond, it’s story day!”

He knew that’s where they’d always be, at their pond with a book, braiding each other's hair, weaving flower crowns and chasing each other through the wildflowers that replaced the vines that once held him down.

Free, healed and happy. Spencer and his little women healed the princess, allowing her to take the role as Queen, like her grandma always wanted for her.”

“There isn’t a 'the end'?” Y/N’s voice questions lightly as Spencer cries too hard to even respond.

She was the most amazing child in the whole world and he didn’t know what he did to deserve her. He wrapped her up in his arms and held her so tight she was smacking his arm to let her go with a laugh, “I want to add more to it when I’m older, like GG’s book.”

“You can write one for all your sisters,” Y/N smiles at her softly, “you know, gg only wrote Amoreena because you came to her in a dream?”

She nodded, “that’s why I started writing this book for dad because I had a dream about him reading to all of us, he was so old it was funny.”

“How old?” He asks, remembering his reflection from his own dream.

“Like poppy, you had a white beard!”

“What did we talk about?” He doesn’t know why he wants to know so badly but he’s desperate to know if their dream was the same.

“It was story day, you and mom were late, but you said, ‘I’d never miss a Saturday with my little women,’” she smiles, “I’m so glad you’re my dad.”

She holds him back just as tight this time, snuggling into his chest as he breathes her in. His first little baby, even if she was the middle kid now, she was his baby, he couldn’t even imagine holding someone even smaller than her soon.

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They take a quick trip to target in the morning, needing to get some things for Jo and Y/N really, really wanted chocolate-covered cranberries, making sure he knew that she would kill him if he didn’t bring them back to her. Finally having those pregnancy mood swings he was expecting.

Jo is quick to pick out some summer clothes and a bathing suit for the day as well as toiletries and anything else she wanted because Spencer said so. He was going to spoil her because he didn’t know what else to do. This is what he wanted from his dad, someone to see something, think of him and just get it to make him smile.

She saw some purple bedding that she liked, so it ended up in the cart. And then she needed some new pillow, and some fitted sheets… oh and those curtains are nice… and before they knew it they had $300 worth of things for her bedroom in the back of Y/N’s car.

Jo pressed her lips together awkwardly as they sat in the front seats of the car, he looked over at her and smiled, making her laugh, “this is the best father’s day.”

“I’m supposed to be getting you gifts today!”

“You are a gift, Jo,” he doesn’t mean to get sappy, but he can’t help the love he feels for her already.

“Drive before I cry, dude,” she turns to look out the window. “Are we going to have a 'ground rules and behaviour' speech like all the foster parents do? I have a feeling you have no idea what you’re doing.”

He starts the car then, pulling out of the lot and starting the 40-minute car ride back with her, “how do they normally set the rules in the foster homes?”

“They pay for my phone bill with the money provided for me each month and they sometimes get me the groceries I want for lunches and stuff but they mostly kept the money for themselves. I’m only allowed on the internet for an hour a day, homework has to be done in front of their eyes at the kitchen table, no food after 7 pm, lights off and no walking around by 9,” she gave the rundown and it made Spencer’s stomach turn.

“I will pay for your phone bill, you don't need to worry about that. We can even get you a new one when we get home. Y/N has great internet and every streaming service available, you don’t have a time limit here. Just promise me you’ll go outside sometimes?” He reaches a hand out to hold her’s while driving, letting her know he means what is coming next.

“I trust you have a way of life you’re used to, and I’m not going to change that on you, if you want to share things with me and be open and honest, I’m always here and I will never judge you. I don’t want you to ever feel like you need to hide things from me. And that being said, I trust you enough to use the internet safely, and not hack anything without good reason anymore?”

Derek was right, it’s surprisingly easy to be a dad. All you have to do is love them and be there for them.

“Okay, then I think you should know,” she takes a deep breath and a pause. “I’m pretty sure I like girls too, I never got to tell my mom that but I’m sure she knew, and I’m kind of scared to put my bathing suit on when I get home.”

“First of all, I’m proud of you,” he squeezes her hand 3 times, and she does it right back with a smile. “Secondly, why? Did you not get one you liked? I was fine buying any of them for you.”

“I have a lot of scars on my legs, and I don’t want to scare Amoreena,” she’s really ashamed of herself and Spencer understands it.

He rolls his sleeve up and extends his arm for her to see his very faded track marks, “I was drugged on a case once, I had an addiction after. The scars fade over time, but I also haven’t shown Amoreena my bare arms yet.”

“Mine are pretty faded now too, it’s been a few months, they look more like stretch marks,” she smiled at his honesty, feeling safer with him.

“If she asks, you can say it was from a cat at the foster home. She’ll think about Cinderella and the evil stepmother's cat, and then completely forget why she asked,” he assures her, knowing Amoreena like the back of his hand now.

“Lucifer,” Jo smiles, “I was like her as a kid too, always making up stories and finding new movies to be obsessed with. I have ADHD, by the way, but I’m un-medicated cause my last foster home didn’t listen to the school’s diagnosis,” she says it like it’s not a big deal.

His blood starts to boil at the thought of someone not taking care of her, “excuse me?”

“Yeah, and when I asked for a therapist they said no to that too, I was ‘fine’ apparently and they settled for a dead parents support group so that Colin could have a coffee while I sat there,” she’s oblivious to how terrible it is.

“Make me a list of all the things you want, I mean everything down to the most niche interest or therapy technique that you’ve researched and I will help you with whatever it is,” Spencer is furious at the conditioning she’s experienced to think this is okay.

“You don’t have to, dad, I’m okay now,” she lies and he can tell.

“You don’t have to be, believe me, I cry almost every night to Y/N about things I thought I had recovered from. If you want to talk to someone because you think it will help, or if you want medicine because you feel like it’ll help you focus better or just be happier, I’m here to help you get that.”

She goes quiet, staring at their hands where he’s still squeezing her palm. She rubs her thumb along the skin softly, “did your mom ever hurt you?”

“Only when she wasn’t really there in her own mind,” he presses his lips together right after, he’s never told anyone about it.

“Did your dad?”

“Emotionally, but he wasn’t there long enough to lay a hand on me.”

She nods at the response, “my dad was evil, I think he killed my mom in that ‘accident’, but on purpose.”

“I thought my dad was a murderer once too, but it was actually my dad’s friend,” he isn’t sure why he’s telling her everything, but she deserved to know.

“There was a pedophile in our town who killed this boy, Riley, and my mom told him about a man who was watching me like I was next. And Riley’s dad killed him, but I was so young my mind tried to think it was my dad who did it all.”

“Your old job must have really messed you up inside too, huh?” She tries to laugh it off, scared of his past but intrigued at the same time, he just nods at her observation.

“I have a friend, her name is Penelope, her parents died when she was a little bit older than you. She snuck out and they went to look for her, and they were in a car crash,” he makes sure she’s comfortable, her hand is still in his and her thumb is still moving over his skin.

“Like you, she got into hacking, the FBI had to hire her because she was so good she became a threat, you’d really like her,” he says, turning to look at her quickly, he loves the smile on her face.

“I’d love to meet her,” she smiled, “thank you, I wish you could have always been my dad.”

It breaks his heart a little, “well, you have me forever now.”

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“Two questions,” Y/N’s voice approaches as she walks towards the trunk of her car.

Jo and Spencer are digging through all the shopping bags trying to find all the things that she needs for the afternoon, leaving the rest for the ride home.

“Here,” Spencer hands her the chocolate-covered cranberries, “king-sized bag.”

“I love you,” she smiles as she takes it, “the second question, how are the suitcases going to fit in there now? We have two kids to bring home, they’re going to be squished.”

“I don’t mind,” Jo smiles, “one time they didn’t have room for me in a car so I sat in the trunk for 15 minutes.”

Spencer wrapped her up in his arms, “every time you tell me a story about what has happened to you, I want to kill someone.”

She laughs, holding him back gently, “believe me, I was an asshole to them, they got what they deserved.”

“What did you do?” Y/N worries about what she’s capable of, Spencer can tell.

“I called the tax people and said they have been claiming foster kids as dependents and now they might have tax fraud charges coming their way,” she seemed very proud of herself. “I would never hurt someone, but I have no problem getting them in trouble.”

Y/N extended her fist, bumping it off Jo’s with a smile, “as you should! Now, come on, let’s go get ready for the beach.”

Jo skipped inside with Y/N, their arms linked as they did so. Spencer couldn’t believe this was his life now. He closed the trunk with a slam, picking up the bag of things he set aside before joining them inside.

“Surprise!!!!” Amoreena screamed as soon as he walked through the door.

There was a hand-drawn Happy Father’s Day banner hanging from the staircase and purple balloons all over the place.

“Happy father’s day!!!” They all cheered for him, even Taylor’s mom was there now, smiling at the display of affection.

Amoreena and Jo came running up to him, wrapping their arms around him and holding him close, nothing felt real. “Can you pinch me?” He asked them with a small smile.

He didn’t think they’d do it, but even Y/N walked over and started pinching him all over. Amoreena pinched his leg, Jo pinched his belly button and Y/N, she pinched his cute little butt as she pressed a kiss to his blushing cheek. “You’re very real, so are we.”

“I love you guys,” Spencer reminds them, holding them all as close as he can for just a moment, “okay, enough sappiness, let’s go to the beach!”

Amoreena and Y/N are already in their swimsuits under their sundresses, Jo, on the other hand, picked out some trunks and a tank-style swim top, hiding her scares just enough that she felt comfortable getting in the sand and building a castle with Amoreena.

Y/N laid on the towel beside Spencer in the shade, Taylor and her mom were playing scrabble on the picnic table, her dad was cooking up burgers on the grill. It was serene, it was perfect, they were a little family and it made absolutely no sense to him how it all worked out so well, but he wouldn’t change any of it.

“Look how big it is after lunch,” Y/N grabbed his attention, sticking her belly out as far as it could go, “I’m going to get so huge again, at least this time I’ll be the biggest when it’s cold out.”

“Are you comfortable? Do you need more sunscreen or water?” Spencer worried, making her smile as she pushed her sunglasses up and turned to him.

“I am fantastic, thank you, cutie.”

He leans in to kiss her gently, but she wraps her arms around him and pulls him down on top of her. Kissing him like she just rescued him from the sea and hasn’t seen him for years.

When he finally pulls away, he doesn’t go far. Just sitting up as he brushes her hair off her face, “I love you.”

“I love you, too,” she reminds him with another soft smile.

“I missed mother’s day with you by only a few days, but you should know you’re the best mother in the whole world,” he whispered, wanting to share his day with her because, without her, he wouldn’t be a father.

She pulls him into another kiss, hands resting on his cheeks as she breathes in deeply through her nose. It’s like she’s taking the soul out of his body, he's a part of her now forever and always. He never wants to be anywhere else.

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starlesscitiess · 3 years

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Hey chance what is your favourite water parks song

OKAY OKAY OKAY SO

yall better know by now that i could NEVER pick just one its just not fair okay

and i want to ramble so

my favourite songs from each waterparks album (+eps cause duh (not including 1 cause i havent heard it im sorry)) with explanations

lets go

airplane conversations

i was hiding under your porch because i love you

i will admit this is purely for self-indulgent nostalgia reasons. it reminds me of fall out boy and fall out boy = 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 so yknow,,,,

S C R E A M I N G??? YES????

black light

night maps

the opening is like ✨✨spooky✨✨ i love it sm

“shouldacouldawouldbeenthelastonesto bleedthefuturewhOoOOaAa”

awsteb,,,,,, voi cE ,, pr e t t

im a natural blue

this is just a no brainer its so gOOD I,,,,, REEEEEEE

i love the guitar smmmm

“i know that not everybody wants to be different, but this is getting riDICULOUS”

hehe futurey vibe w the lil bleep bloop noises

cluster

mad all the time

its just,, such a mood,, tired all the time? mad all the time? i dont feel lucky in here buried in my head? i feel most safe in my bedroom? so keep out of my room cause i think ive seen enough of you today??? same

would you believe me if i said the “ah ah”s werent part of the reason? no? yeah neither would i

it feels like exactly what its trying to express which is brilliant

g u i t a r (god bless geoff wigington)

“oH wOah (wait shit)”

pink

the whole first verse is just,,,, perfect

chorus. also perfect

more electronicky beep boop :D

THE BUILDUP??? BETWEEN THE BRIDGE AND CHORUS???? YES???

dubsteppy bit 🥺🥺🥺

lil tiny quiet bit 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

crave

the drUMS (gOD BLESS OTTO WOOD???)

maybe just a lil bit cause of the music video

gimme that blessed geoff singing content fuck yeah ill slorp it up 😩

THE ONE GUITAR BIT TOO???? LIKE SORRY AWSTEN UR TAKING A BIT OF A STEP BACK FOR THIS ONE SONG

double dare

gloom boys

maybe just a lil bit cause of the mv too,, (lord knows im obsessed with that fucking “slow down jellybean” line)

THE GUITAR??? ICONIC

BASS??? ALSO ICONIC

its just so goddamn catchy f u c k

i ADORE the way the chorus like s o a r s in a way i could never capture like yes u go u funky lil dyed hair man

“on my ceiling,,,, yEAH-”

in fact dont even ask me to pick a lyric theyre all gorgeous

stupid for you

listen,,, we know how that relationship ended up but look me in the eye and tell me this isnt just the cutest fucking thing ya ever did hear????

THIS IS AWSTENS FUCKING MOMENT OKAY I HAVE NEVER BEEN DISAPPOINTED BY ANY PERFORMANCE OF STUPID FOR YOU EVER

seriously i wish someone wouldve written this for me it just 🥺🥺🥺

GET THEM HIGH NOTES FUCK YEAH

ALSO??? VOCAL??? RUNS????

i am literally in love w the music video so i mean

royal

the drums are actually amazing help

THE CHORUS SO CATCHY FUCK YEAH-

“cause i worked myself to death, dont believe me ask geoff” *points to geoff* 🥺🥺🥺

RELATABLE AS FUCKKKKKKKK

nananananananana nananananananana

jfc ive already written so much

entertainment

11:11

WHEN THE DRUMS START THAT IS LIKE A WHOLEASS SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE RIGHT THERE

this is such a great song to be sad to????

nostalgia for absolutely no reason levels are off the charts-

not warriors

i just love the way it starts it makes me so happy

this has some of the best lyrics ive like ever heard (yes im biased and what of it)

“but hey for what its worth, i think you saved my life” we just gonna ignore how accurate that is

haha nice reference to,,, your own songs,,

its just? so pure???

we need to talk

its boppy but like in a sad way yknow??

“cause you shine brighter than morning... at least i thought you did”

the,,, th e ,, l i dd, ol g i g,,, th, e g i gg, le,,,,,,,

“fuck me” idk why i think thats so funny but it is

fandom

dream boy

actually just slaps. 10/10

but also?? the lyrics?? discussing an unhealthy expectation from fans that is built completely on each individual fans emotional needs and is therefore unlikely to be fulfilled for everyone??? A+ i love it

another example of the song sounding like exactly what its trying to express. its almost overproduced, larger than life, built to sound almost fake just like what its trying to condemn through sarcasm, especially in the video. incredible. love it.

i felt younger when we met

“i said i loved you to death/so i must be dead” is such a gutpunch of an opener. hits you right away

the entire chorus is just great

HOO BOY THE PRE-CHORUS. THE F U C KIN G-

again an amazing song to be sad/have a mental breakdown to no i dont speak from experience what do you mean

the transition into cherry red is fucking genius okay

high definition

where do i even start

its just so perfect. relatable even if youve never experienced the exact thing hes referring to. honest, understated, emotional, heartbreaking.

every single time you listen to it a different line hits you

yet another song to cry to

awsten was not lying when he said this was the best song hes ever written

feels like holding a vigil for yourself.

overall just... perfect

anyway that was probably way too long and annoying and you probably wont read all of it but like,,, goddamn i needed to ramble. thank you soooooo much for the ask and have a wonderful day 💜🥺

#long post #awsten <3 #awsten #awsten constantine knight #awsten knight #waterparks #parx #geoff wigington #otto wood

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asweetersapphic · 4 years

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forcing a different friend to rate the infernal devices characters:

(all art is by Cassandra Jean!)

again my alt text is too long, so here’s what he said:

Tessa:

yellow/orange and red makes me think she’s very calm, but has one specific passion that she doesn’t let people fuck with, she doesn’t curse angrily, only like “fuuuck” definitely leadership material (whether it’s rebellious leader or more serious is up to her really), not usually a bitch but there’s like 1 person who really can’t with her whole confidence thing, 8.5/10

Will:

chill boi, some self-esteem issues and only like 1 creative outlet, watches people, likes nature but doesnt usually visit it, nice eyes, doesnt hate anyone, 10/10

Cecily:

dual personality, fire and water. social, relates to water in it’s flowing nature and fire in it’s emotion, likes the color blue, love/hate relat. with nature, only visits when she wants to chill for a bit, 9/10

Jem:

gonna get killed, you think he’s soft but he’s a DOUCHE, anyways chile next, 5/10

Jessamine:

cottagecore, not doing it for the trend, never curses, all good soul vibes, would kill hitler, 11/10

Gabriel:

bad boi vibes, I would sex, likes nature for it’s mechanical aspects, can be fancy but likes to get down and dirty for inventing purposes, 12/10

Gideon:

he’s like his brother when it comes to passion, but is more reserved and nice about it, he likes people sometimes, into writing and journaling, and sketches, 11/10

Sophie:

she’s shy but will speak up ONLY at the last straw, likes hearing the tea on the dl, hates boys! but loves everyone equally except her haters, 8/10

Charlotte:

the villain, but it’s sad. she’s unstable and murderous, secretive, but seems like such a socialite. hates everyone but pretends not to. gg, 9/10

Henry:

sex master 2000, not a mega genius but definitely not stupid. drinks respect women juice and might not be fighting for basic human rights, but would snap out of it and become a better human being 10/10

BONUS:

I asked him about Magnus and Tatiana but Tumblr only allows 10 pics:

Tatiana:

THE REAL VILLAIN, but she’s actually really nice and is peer pressured into it. she likes autumn the most, and her favorite animal is a bear, because of their gentleness. she’s a mega boss. personally, she gets a 10/10, overall I think she’s more of a 8/10 gal (he just described Grace)

Magnus:

sexist, wish he would stop talking. he’s still nice, just doesn’t understand that stereotypes were created to oppress, not to be followed word-for-word. he’s mystical, and more fun then the other lads. he’s the fuck bitches get money of the group. his alignment would be chaotic neutral. he sometimes says boop, for no reason. 10/10

BONUS PART TWO ELECTRIC BOGOLOO:

I tell him how he did:

1. Tessa, 10/10 you nailed her. the author needs to let her say fuck.

2. Will, 7/10, has big boi self esteem issues BUT he’s a very angry and rude boy, also very sarcastic. does have nice eyes tho.

3. Cecily, 9/10 you basically nailed her. I didn’t tell you but all the art comes from this one art book where the characters are drawn with flowers that represent them so that’s why all the drawings are so naturery.

4. Jem, 3/10 he does get (kind of) killed but HES A BABY AND SO NICE AND HELPFUL. best friends with will, literally the uncle iroh to will’s zuko.

5. Jessamine, 5/10, the stereotypical mean girl until she dies and becomes a lot better. BUT she’s a very Proper Lady™️ (takes place in Victorian London) so she would definitely never curse.

6. Gabriel, 7/10 mostly nailed him but he doesn’t do any inventing.

7. Gideon, 9/10, you nailed his personality. shy boi.

8. Sophie, 9/10, pretty good but unfortunately she does marry Gideon so doesn’t fully hate boys. she was a maid for a lot of the story so she’s usually pretty quiet but once she’s on the same level she speaks up more.

9. Charlotte, 0/10, you fucked up a a ron. She’s a babe, very nice but puts her foot down and deals with a lot of sexist shit. nothing would work without her.

10. Henry, 3/10 he do be drinking that respect woman juice but he’s also a fucking genius who invents all sorts of cool shit. good guy and supports Charlotte (his wife). unknown abt his sex life but we do stan.

11. Tatiana, 5/10 bc you just described her daughter.

12. Magnus, 5/10, the second half was right but he drinks plenty of respect women juice. also a bi person of color, we stan him! I could see him saying boop and he is a warlock

#the shadowhunter chronicles #the infernal devices #tessa gray #will herondale #jem carstairs #cecily herondale #gabriel lightwood #gideon lightwood #sophie collins #jessamine lovelace #charlotte branwell #henry branwell #cassandra clare #cassandra jean art

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milfsana · 4 years

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Since there's a lot of controversy concerning itzy songs here's my ranking nobody asked for

Cherry (amazing. not a title track but should've been. a proof that itzy can release good songs) >>>entering the noise category>>>> Wannabe (good for an itzy song, enjoyable when it comes on shuffle) >>>>> mechanical noises>>>> dalla dalla (listened to it twice and it was enough for me. we need to talk about how ggs debut songs at jyp get worse and worse each generation) >>>>>industrial disaster>>>> "i see that i'm icy beep beep boop boop" the most memorable part tbh (a nightmare. corny ass lyrics. still dumbfounded at how this made the cut)

#i'm sorry to all itzy fans #the girls are cute and all #but they're the female version of stray kids #noise yelling shouting whatever this is #they need to release a cherry 2.0 again

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treasureboys · 5 years

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boyfriend! hyunsuk

who?: yg treasure box’s choi hyunsuk genre: ☀️ type: bullet point

treasure map

bf! AU

very soft, he’s a major squish try and change my mind bitch

a/n: hyunsuk has this soft-loud energy and I think that is truly precious

disclaimer: pictures used do not belong to me and credit goes to their original owners this is purely a work of fiction DO NOT READ IF TRIGGERING

~ *＊✿❀ how you met ❀✿＊*

you met hyunsuk through mutual friends

...sort of

it was the night of your friend’s birthday party

you had to come over earlier bc her sister was stressing over the cake

she collected the wrong cake

“happy birthday hyunsuk!” was beautifully written in red frosting over the strawberry shortcake

nice

“Jennie cannot!! find out about this!” Chaeyoung shrieked, smacking the cake box lid . “I’m calling the bakery right now. Make sure she doesn’t enter this kitchen!”

luckily, Jennie was tucked away in her bedroom, getting ready for the big night

you reentered the kitchen as chaeyoung hung up

“what did they say?” you asked

She only sighed

“they have our cake and they need the other one back. But we need to hurry because the other cake is scheduled to be collected in an hour.”

a-an hour?

the bakery was 45 minutes away from the house!

“I’ll get the cake. Stay here and keep Jennie occupied. It won’t be suspicious when I arrive later,” you voiced out.

so you grabbed the cake box, flagged a taxi and sped to the bakery

I wonder who this Hyunsuk guy is though...

I feel kind of bad for taking his cake

you had to hug the box super tightly lest it flew around the backseat and self-destructed

sorry if I ruined your cake, Hyunsuk

you managed to rush into the bakery just slightly under an hour

as you expected there was a young man leaning over the counter to talk to the staff

he seemed quite irritated and frustrated

“what do you mean you can’t find the cake? I called two hours ago to confirm my collection,” he hissed, completely exasperated

hyunsuk?

quietly, you turned the cake over to another staff member

“We’re sorry sir, there seems to be a mix-up-oh! Excuse me for a minute.”

the staff disappeared behind double doors

“H-hey, you must be here for...hyunsuk.”

damn b u gon shoot ur shot here

the boy’s eyes widen but he nods

“Yeah, do you know what happened to my cake?”

so you fill him in

his reactions are to die for

“omg sis they did that? wtf spill more tea, pop off!”

he reminds me of a tea aunt lowkey

“My name’s Yedam, by the way.”

eventually, the staff came back with the correct cakes

“hey, you should come to the party tonight if you could,” yedam says warmly. “I’m sure Hyunsuk would like you.”

“maybe,” your reply is short and uncertain

but you leave with Yedam’s number and the address in your phone

Jennie’s bday party is a success :D

no one mentioned the whole cake situation

Jisoo and Lisa encourage you to hit Hyunsuk’s party up

“It really isn’t that far away! Just two bus stops! C’mon, I think it’ll be cool!” Jisoo cried out, beaming.

at first, you opposed the idea but a 1am Uber ride with the girls changed your mind

Hyunsuk’s party was still pretty happening

*knock knock*

“___! So glad you could make it!” Yedam smiled broadly. “I’ll take you to meet Hyunsuk!”

You could barely hear him over the noise. “Wonderful!”

Giggling, Yedam whisked you through the crowd and into what seemed like a living room

“Say hello to the birthday boy!”

With golden curls and a smile that reached his eyes, Hyunsuk was the definition of charming.

He grinned and waved calmly

Starstruck, you could only return the wave, a hot blush sweeping across your face

You ended up sitting next to him on the sofa after Yedam insisted Byounggon move one seat down

“Hi, I’m Choi Hyunsuk.”

*＊✿❀ kisses ❀✿＊*

wow kissing,,, something I have 0 experience in

anyway! Hyunsuk’s kind of a goofy, cheerful, laid back ? guy

so kissing is a normal thing

probably gives more ‘fleeting’ and ‘quick’ pecks to leave you wanting more

dramatic about them

“that’s enough for today!”

he would 100% still be shy internally

enough to keep you happy but too little to stop you from missing them

would totally give you a cheesy goodnight kiss ugh his mind

first kiss? Kind of spontaneous

It was a chill day, he invited you over to hang out after school or whatever

Just a day to relax and be with each other

And someone decided it would be fun to use an app that randomised cute couple activities to do

you didn’t think much of it since it was just for fun and games

but things were starting to get intense in staring contest pt.2

you didn’t mind looking into his sparkling orbs

brain: press his buttons

you: send a playful wink his way ;)

hyunsuk pressed his lips together before moving his face closer to yours

“c-can I kiss you?” he stammered out, the nerves getting the better of him

you were sTUNNED

LITERALLY SPEECHLESS

IT WAS SO IMPROMPTU AND UNEXPECTED

so all you could do was close the remaining space by placing your lips on his

(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

UWU BITCH

AHHHDJSJSJDDB

quite a cute first kiss i must say :))

hyunsuk wouldn’t shy away from pda

would still blush a lot

he would even make out with you but only if you were comfortable

And if he felt particularly brave that day

really! likes! to! kiss! your! nose!

and boop it

wow why did this occur to me where am i getting this from

He could also be big on putting his arm around your shoulders

just a thought ;)

*＊✿❀ dates *＊✿❀

dates with him are probably laid back too

he’ll probably be down with anything you’re down to do to

but he would like to introduce you to his world too

maybe you’d take a dance class together

or just chill in the studio

or listen and work on verses

boy would write rap verses for you

Idk he strikes me as a person who would enjoy your company regardless if you’re there to do anything

Once in a while, when he gets out from yg basement you guys would go on full-day dates

just the whole day together

you and him

picnic! dates

and 11/10 he would forget something, like a picnic mat or cutlery

even if things don’t go as planned, he would be innovative and find alternatives

or just act like he meant to do that lol

would get a little sulky once dates had to end

“but I don’t wanna goooo. :(“

texts a! lot!

Likes to send u memes

ur like his bff

facetimes until 5am if he gets the chance to

chuckles and talks a lot

LoUD

can get pretty deep and serious

He wants to be real and transparent with you

gets more and more comfortable with you all the time

:”)

first date? he suggested going to a night market and stuffing your faces

I’m gg to say you guys were close friends even before starting to date

well, it rained that night

he got flustered and upset at first

but that never dampened your spirits!

let you use his jacket as an umbrella

did the boyfriend thing with that

still bought street food

still ate street food

still fed you street food

bonus! yall sought shelter in a covered noodle stand and ended having a second dinner waiting for the rain to stop

which meant more time spent together!!

in fact, you didn’t even realise when the rain stopped

but y’all bought celebratory ice cream right after

he walked you back home and you waited until his taxi came before heading inside

you even gave him a goodnight kiss on the cheek

and his ears got all red and he became bashful

“g-good...night!”

asked the taxi driver to blast the AC because he could not! stop blushing lmao

acted all smug abt it later

“so,,, about that kiss...”( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hyunsuk’s a whole squish and softie

also a full-course meal when he wants to be

a hella wholesome boyfriend

#yg treasure box #yg treasure box scenarios #ygtb scenarios #choi hyunsuk

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thestangossip · 3 years

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Nobody is mad about anything. Some are happy because they think he’s not with SM. Surprise, if he’s not with SM then he’s with another MAN. Then I read he talks about breasts. So what? That doesn’t make him straight, lots of gay men are fascinated with breasts.

At the end of the day, I DGAF who he’s with, I’m just trying to show how in denial and stupid some people are. I’m a conservative and I think he’s a typical liberal crybaby who got to keep his job with Disney because he appeals to the leftist loonies who wasted no time jumping on him and wanting him canceled when he liked GG’s post.

Beep bop boop. 😅😅

So you’re a transphobic cunt… good get your biphobic transphobic conservative ass out of here nobody likes you anyways.

#mod belle #anonymous

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somniiloquy · 7 years

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types of players on your team

doomfist players: antagonizes the other team in match chat and says “gg easy game” every round

genji, mccree, reaper, soldier, and roadhog players: “WHY AREN’T YOU GUYS DOING ANYTHING!!!”, isn’t actually doing anything, thinks they’re carrying, is literally always some 20-something year old dude that still lives with his mom and has horrible anger problems, is the one usually to tilt the earliest in a game, “WHERE’S THE HEALING??????”

pharah and tracer players: either get some good ass ults in or completely fail/kill themselves instead with their ults, upvote themselves, either always the first to die in a team fight or the last to die

junkrat and hanzo players: get absolutely bullshit kills, do trash damage and feed the enemy team, never switch even if the opposing team is countering them very efficiently and they’re dying in every engagement, occasionally gets in a good ult

bastion and torbjorn players: payload queens, horribly frustrating to the enemy team, “i have gold damage”

mei players: either absolutely awful or is carrying, keeps the team together, at least once walls off your ultimate, spams a voice line

widowmaker players: “i’ll switch if i don’t get a pick” and then doesn’t switch, gets eliminated by the enemy widow, constantly grappling away from a d.va or winston that’s harassing them

sombra players: hacking every health pack, just saved your life from an enemy ultimate, usually pretty obnoxious over voice chat, ulting every .2 seconds

d.va players: either doesn’t talk at all or talks way too much, spams a voice line, is the last one alive on the objective and gets frustrated about it, always needs healing but doesn’t want to aggravate the supports, gets killed immediately after reviving when trying to get back into mech

orisa and reinhardt players: “dude stay behind my shield you keep dying”

zarya players: really good, like you can’t just play zarya and fuck around, bubbles supports, fucking saves your life like nine (9) times

winston players: off chasing the enemy genji somewhere, accidentally falls off the map sometimes when jumping or ulting, likes to use emotes a lot

ana players: hits a bong over the team voice channel

symmetra players: “you guys want a teleporter or shields?”, angrily replacing their turrets as soon as they get destroyed, dies in bullshit ways, as soon as the enemy team thinks theyve got the objective, symmetra is There and it’s time for the car wash, gets play of the game a lot

lucio players: just chilling and trying their fuckin best, some good ass game-saving ults, booped roadhog off the map seven times, “GIVE ME ANA BOOST I WANT BOOSTIO”

mercy players: “sorry guys i was hiding waiting to resurrect but then genji killed me ):”, upvotes themselves, doesn’t get upvotes, “come back to the point for heals please i will die”

zenyatta players: very good at shotcalling, good ults, is pleasant over the voice chat and shuts down toxic people, keeps the team relatively calm and lifts their spirits

#please keep in mind this is based off of being in platinum rank #so obv not every rank plays the same #overwatch #also done by a d.va main #fixed bc i forgot sombra like a dumbass

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kingofdarknessgerard · 7 years

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I was playing overwatch and we were in the Sanctum on Nepal and I was playing Lucio so I could boop people off the edge. The enemy team had a D.Va that kept wrecking me, so I changed to D.Va also since I'm kind of okay as her and we won that round. Next round I get a message and I'm like "oh god, if it's someone trying to trash talk me..." and it was enemy D.Va saying 'I love how you changed to counter me' and I was like yeah. Once we got to the Shrine, I switched to Mei because for some reason I'm good as her there but nowhere else. We won again, it was a close call, but our Reinhardt stood strong and held the fort. After the round, enemy D.Va was messaging me again, being chill and saying 'yknow, the tank did all the work' and I replied with "yes, he was a god. I was just moral support." D.va replied with 'the best support!' I ended up saying '❤ gg btw' and they replied with a heart and then said 'gg, love you man' And I just...that's so sweet o3o

#overwatch #Hana Song #D.Va #d.va overwatch #nepal #Mei #Sanctum nepal #shrine nepal #quickplay #videogames #gaming #friendly gamers #personal #personal gaming

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brooklynisher · 29 days

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I don't remember making this-

You guyssss!!!!!!!!!!!

#boop has fans!#wow!#I wonder if she knows!#but I guess you'll have to ask gg since she doesn't talk very loud #anyway thank you for the silly #<3 #sorry I responded super late #spg fanbot #boopsy doodle #ask #loveandsupportmachine

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nodesiretogrowup · 3 years

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ok, here’s my play-by-play

spoilers:

gotta love those parallels to the first episode

modern disney shows LOVE them some goats

she got monster catfished

Luz and King are me and my puppy. she likes to run off w/ things she SHOULDN’T be playing with (like my socks)

new opening is MAJESTIC

boop

I like that they animated the video footage to be all pixel-y

DAWWW, KING (maybe he can be her “pet" when she gets back home)

“She’s doing her best now” mood

I love the Thirty and Flirty mug I turn 30 in Sept so...relevant

I feel like Lilith could hear Luz, because she starts to smile when Luz says that they could become friends

poor Hooty

to be fair to Lilith I would also slam a window on someone who popped up out of nowhere and scared me

show of hands-who thinks the Stab-Catcher is gonna come back at some point and be/be used for something important

KING, NO!

Eda STILL hit the bullseye, so King was probably safe

I don’t know why but “this week we’re bounty hunters” made me laugh. maybe because it sounds like the start to some reality show about some shmuck doing random jobs every episode

Luz showing off her GUNS to her mama

GOD LUZ IS TOO CUTE

I also love that Luz speaks in Spanish when she talks to her mom

"I love you, Mom. I promise, I'll be back home soon." T_T

CURSE YOU POOR INTERDIMENTIONAL CONECTION!

“Do you own anything that isn’t COVERED IN FEATHERS?!” funny joke about Eda being a bit of a slob or foreshadowing?

also I want that shirt

“I’m trying to stay civil” *FUCKING KICKS A DUDE OVER* Eda, my love, never change

Eda had a bit of a Karen moment there

DAT GROWL! *swoons*

I really like the egg couple, they cute

Gun Show Round 2-Lilith

“heh heh, you’re a TRADER!” King likes to kick ‘em when they’re down

The Golden Guard is a stupid name. it REEKS of trying to be cool but failing, this kid’s a nerd. like, I wouldn’t be impressed by someone with that name I’d think they were a knock-off superhero

the “genius teen prodigy” hmm? I know people are comparing him to Eda, and rightfully so, but that could also apply to Gus. I mean, he’s technically a pre-teen when we first meet him, but STILL.

I love that Lilith just says vomit. she really isn’t so above it all lol

Greg’s List, lol

I NEED TO SEE LUZ TAKING WITCH CHACKLING LESSONS

WANTED-YOU, A FRIEND! aw, hope that person finds a friend

ok, the Cutie Pie kind of disturbs me. THOSE DEAD EYES

I’d like to pretend Lilith and Eda are having two different conversations

MAMA EDA!!

“That’s rough, buddy” THAT’S ZUKO’S PHRASE

and King just takes his lollipop and pushes him lol

then Luz steps on him

“I can’t change the past, but I can still change the future.” a good mindset. and maybe foreshadowing some time travel in the future?

I really relate to Luz in this episode. I feel like a burden on my family, especially my parents because I’ve had health problems since I was a kid and am still living at home. they reassure me that I’m not but still

this episode gave me a lot of Treasure Planet vibes and I mean that in the BEST way

I’m mad that the captain is in league w/ the emperor, he seems like a cool dude

SHAKE IT EDA!

this is a realistic portrayal of siblings. one of my sisters will bring up the time I threw a remote at her

why did Lilith pull the spell out of the book?

HOOTY YOU NEED TO STOP SNEAKING UP ON PEOPLE

Bestie, Lulu. oh Hooty, I love you. who else kinda wants a Hooty nickname?

“We can find out their secret crushes! We can give them cute couple names.” HOOTY TOTALLY USES LUMITY TO REFER TO LUZ AND AMITY. HE IS ONE OF US

“A good friend would respect her wishes but a BETTER friend would help her no matter WHAT.” well his heart’s in the right place

I LOVE THE SHOT OF THE SHIP SAILING! TOTAL TREASURE PLANET VIBES

the stained glass windows on the back of the ship remind me of the windows at the Mystery Shack

pirate Luz is adorable

“I HAVE MANY DEBTS!” I love this dude

Luz has come SO FAR! MY SWEET CHILD!

King just hanging w/ the other “parrots”

YOU ARRRRRRH! PIRATE JOKE!

“BOO!” oh hush King, it wasn’t that bad

I love the little noises King makes

SO MANY TRIANGLES! King must feel at home lol

poor King

when we gonna get fire bee Pokémon?

didn’t think I’d feel bad for Lilith this early on

has Hooty gone out fire bee hunting before?

NOOOOO, DON’T MAKE HOOTY SAD

I DID NOT NEED TO SEE SOMEOME TIE THEIR EYELIDS TOGETHER THANK YOU VERY MUCH

I knew the moment we saw the selkidamus that it was a mama

at first I thought the ghost pirate was part of the Emperor’s plan to capture Luz and the captain was in on it

I love that Luz ends up with just cubes under her feet

PIRATE EDA IS SEXY AF

GG IS THEATRE NERD (I’m calling him GG because the Golden Guard is long and I don’t want to type it)

“Because none of you can use real magic.” I think GG is projecting a bit here. I think his magic is artificial/tech based

I bet that plant doesn’t eat flesh and GG was trolling them

I love this little shit lord

I feel like the selkidamus is just a red herring. GG doesn’t even take it in the end

I don’t know about you, but that doesn’t look like DANGLING. THEY’RE LIKE 2 INCHES ABOVE IT. YOU WEAK, GG

WHY WAS THAT SWORD MADE OF MUSCLE AND SHIT?!

aw, the whimper Luz makes

does GG really think King’s a bird?

King and Soos both conk out when it gets dark. wish I could do that

“I AM A WITCH...UNHINGED!”

Lilith, you’re relatively smart, why did you use a FLAMMABLE OBJECT against FIRE BEES?

HOOTY COMES IN FOR THE SAVE!

“No witch is an island.” such wise words

Lilith clapping at the VIOLENCE!

this WHOLE SCENE made me WEEP! I could relate to Luz SO MUCH and Eda lets her know that she has made her live BETTER! SO MANY TEARS!

BABY!!!!! I find the selkidamus baby WAAAAAAY cuter than the Cutie Pie thing at the beginning

LUZ IS JUST SO SWEET AND EARNEST

GG finds King endearing? I smell a future plotline with these two

“Gross.” “YOU’RE GROSS!” these are children, someone help Luz come up w/ better insults

I bet King doesn’t smell and GG is just trying to act cool

“BY-EEEEEEEE” this child is in NO WAY straight

I think GG might be looking out for Luz. he wasn’t gonna take her in, just Eda. and all he does is tell her to stay out of trouble because the Emperor is a bad dude. I think he might relate to Luz on some level, maybe even admires her (in a nonromantic way) for going toe-to-toe w/ Belos and being able to hold her own

aw, Eda looks so proud of herself, and she should be

I WOULD DIE FOR BABY SELKIDOMUS

selkigris. I remembered from and episode of Futurama that the whale version of this (I don’t remember what it’s actually called) was worth good money

that pose Eda strikes after she jumps in the selkigris, beautiful

and King found a skull

I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED LILITH/HOOTY FRIENDSHIP BUT I AM HERE FOR IT!

Hootisfer! I love it! I want a nickname from Lilith!

“I’ll protect you, Hootisfer.” TOO CUTE!!

I feel like the KNEW they were being watched and the Emperor WANTED Luz to see him w/ the door. I bet he was PISSED when he found out no one saw him/heard his cool quip

I really enjoyed this episode. I think it was smart to limit the cast to just the Owl House crew and see where they are before we see everyone else.

I think GG might be like a magic clone/son of Belos mixed with some of Eda’s magic to make him more powerful/unbeatable. And that Belos might be planning to transfer his soul into GG’s younger body. And there is not a DOUBT IN MY MIND that Belos is actually a human. WE DON’T SEE HIS EARS!

#the owl house #toh spoilers #oh how I missed you my love

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