#GUESS FUCKING WHAT

[buticanfixhim]

Some of you would know about a research paper i did on something related to water for getting in on this HUGE government research programme that takes place in my college and only 10 students from the entire department gets selected and mine looked shitty and i thought i won't get it......

#GUESS FUCKING WHAT #THE RESULTS CAME IN TODAY #I'M ON THE LIST #AND LIKE SUSJSJKSJSHSGSGSGSBSBSBHSBS #idk what to this this is A BIG DEAL FOR MY CV AAAAAAAAAAAAAH #borg knows about this one #he's read the thing

[the-ichor-king]

alr so if sinners can be redeemed that implies that winners can be corrupted…. 👀

👀

#guess fucking what #i’m making another fucking hazbin oc #someone take my ability to draw away #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel oc

[jocelynships]

I swear to god legit every cartoon I watch now I gotta be prepared for Roger Craig Smith to pop up doing the D.raxum voice

Bc it will happen and I’m never prepared for it and almost fucking DIE

#I saw a clip of Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur and guess what #GUESS FUCKING WHAT #GUESS WHO SHOWED UP DOING WHICH VOICE #and Devin and I rewatched the first couple episodes of Owl House. and. ya know. YA KNOW #and apparently he voices a character in one episode of that Transformers Earthspark show that I HAVE been considering watching and #again. does The Voice #it’s going to Kill Me #I’M SO MAD #I HATE FINDING VOICES ATTRACTIVE BC THIS SHIT HAPPENS AND I FUCKING DIE #WAS IT NOT ENOUGH FOR HIM TO SPRING IT ON ME IN PERSON NOW I GOTTA GET JUMPSCARED EVERY TIME I WATCH A CARTOON #SCREAMS VERY LOUDLY

[cabinet-of-ecologies]

there is nothing in the world worse than a friend telling you they don't want you in their life anymore.

and then add the fact that actually, you're stuck living together for another 6 months.

#trying desperately not to turn my love for jon into hatred as a defense #its hard though #im so so so angry and hurt #he clearly does not and has not given a shit about me for a while and i feel used #i feel used because of the hours i spent up at godawful hours in the hospital #i feel used because i have a car and a license and he cant and doesnt #and i feel used because he clearly has an expectation that all of that can continue despite the fact that he decided that our friendship #was not worth repair #but because we have two more terms living together.....and me and my partner are the only ones with cars..... #guess fucking what #all because this bitch isnt in therapy for his myriad disorders and add onto that the shit hes been going through for the last year #have fun burning your bridges asshole #i hate this i hate this i hate this #grief sucks the most out of anything ever #and this grief just feels like all the love i have for him twisting up and turning black and hateful and acrid

[koko-heads]

[texting]

dillon: what are u doing :0

tina: laying in bed listening to music

dillon: nice, what kind

tina: memory foam

dillon: no, like who's your favourite artist

tina: picasso

#dina #bob's burgers dillon #tina belcher #GUESS FUCKING WHAT #bob's burgers #incorrect bob's burgers quotes #bob's burgers incorrect quotes #source: still trying to find it

[theartistichuman]

my fucking UTERUS

#im 16 weeks on t #last month i did not have a period #GUESS FUCKING WHAT #transgender #good post good post

[omglaurashutup]

i got bullied so much at school bc of my non-standard-appearance and personality, that i would always think "i will never get a partner, no one ever will think i'm pretty, i will never be desired"

and guess what?

i was right

#guess fucking what #i'm never wrong #even when i was younger #i knew it #omglaurashutup #vent

[xrd]

Oh before I forget it exists again I need everyone to see this r/whowouldwin post

#03 #sorry someone left a fucking bizzare comment on this so guess whats getting locked for the time being

[pollyanna-nana]

“Actually Falin’s not fat-“ wrong. I spoke to Marcille last night and she told me herself how much she loves sucking on her gf’s fat tummy. Also 12d6 fireball damage

#polly speaks #tw suggestive #I guess #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #as a fat person let me fucking have this. she’s fat in my heart and that’s what matters

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

going through my old journals as part of therapy homework and i'm reading a section written in the emotional wreckage of a full-on breakdown when i get hit with this line:

There is never a satisfying answer to ‘Why didn’t they love me?’

like wow babe. good fucking point

#like you were on the ground biting the carpet and dry sobbing while you wrote that and still. good fucking point #not a shitpost #cptsd #and it's true. there's never a satisfying answer #the truth is i know why i wasn't loved #i analyzed my parent's traumas and abuse to death. i understand why i alienated and was alienated from my siblings #i know why my mom was too overwhelmed to be capable of nurturing #i know why my dad vanished into addiction and avoidance #the details of our cycles of trauma and cptsd and family history i have a phd in all of it #i understood perfectly. i spent years studying and now i knew the answer #and guess what? IT WAS NOT SATISFYING!!! #because they still didn't love me! and i still couldn't change that! #it was still a completely unsatisfying state of affairs! #so like. when the people who are supposed to love you...don't. #when the people who are supposed to take care of you...fail to #you can look for answers and reasons and explanations #but that's not actually going to FIX your situation. #and it's probably not within your ability TO fix the situation. (and definitely not your job) #because you don't need answers--you need a new situation #*inserts Just Walk Out. You Can Leave!!! (Running Skeleton) Meme* #and yes. walking out isn't always possible. #but for you i hope it will be one day soon. and i hope you build the courage to take that leap. #stepping away from the people who failed to love you...it feels like being untethered but also like being lighter than air #new and scary. immensely relieving. the future opens up. empty but empty like a canvas. blindingly bright until your eyes adjust #like climbing out of a pit you called home and for the first time realizing how bright the light of day can truly be #when you aren't just getting glimpses from the bottom of a hole

[beemovieerotica]

HELLO?

#nsft #dubcon cw i guess??? #what the fuck is happening asfjsjdh

[im-tempted]

Every day I'm fighting the pessimism disease with all those like things to do if you're disabled posts

Cuz like yes good amazing

Please stop giving me any of that advice it won't help it's just obnoxious

#drink more water it helps #i know i can't! bites you bites you bites you #eat more food #i know i can't! bites you bites you #take pain meds #GUESS FUCKING WHAT #like yes good plz others if you want #but for me #plllleeeeseaase stop #adam fucking around

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts #course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism #being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍 #hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn #i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well. #obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it. #realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus #cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself #into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway. #so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation #but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct! #and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want... #best case scenario. is what i'm saying. #every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy #and it's so fucking satisfying. every day. #fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system #you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao #yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :) #aromantic #aromanticism #aro positivity #aroace #arospec #sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon #you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself. #FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better #life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not #i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao

[im-very-sorry]

some of the biggest betrayals ever is when i find a song that absolutely fucking fucks and then it keeps going and i go oh shit. this has a weird ass meaning. what the fuck. and i gotta add it into the playlist of shame.

#this is about pantsuit sasquatch by molly lewis #arguabley one of my favorite songs right now #but guess what #guess fucking what #its about the 2016 US election #jesus fucking fuck #it is literally about #hillary clinton #like i listen to music about hillary clinton #i am so shameful #music #songs #favorite songs #weird songs #anyway its a great fucking song though #like damn its got them tasty bitter vibes #that deattachment #mmm delicious

[glassphinix]

dont ask how or why snapchat would exist in hyrule

bonus:

#loz #tloz #totk #legend of zelda #the legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #loz link #totk link #totk light dragon #zelink #totk zelink #totk spoilers #idk how many other artists have decided link should have fucked up teeth due to eating rocks and other weird shit #however! i think he should have crooked teeth and he is my scrungly i can do what i want 2 his design #in one of these drawings i traced the light dragon from a screencap cause im not confident in my ability to draw anything tht isnt humanoid #youll never guess which drawing it was(hint its the one with visibly more effort put into it including any semblance of a background) #art #my art #internal monologue

[godofdystopia]

Therapy isnt enough for me, i need Dan Schneider murdered live on television.

#Guess what i just watched? #quiet on set #dan schneider #nickelodeon #anti nickelodeon #fuck nickelodeon