what do you MEAN the nkorean government stole one billion dollars from the bangladesh national bank.
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wakatoshi loves to squeeze your cheeks and it’s so funny, i’m telling you. he can’t help himself, it was so random and unexpected when he did it for the first time. he usually does it when you’re in front of him and you’re literally unable to speak because he won’t stop squeezing your cheeks. but truly, wakatoshi doesn’t mean to interrupt you, he’s listening, as always. but can you really blame him? he’s smitten, so, so in love with you and it’s so silly. you’re too cute in his eyes. you always have to tell him to stop, to which he always replies with, “i’m sorry.”
every single time it’s a genuine apology. and every single time wakatoshi has the same look in his eyes— that of a man who’s just fallen in love again and who does it every single time he looks at you. that’s why he does it after all. not to annoy you, (he never does that, at least not on purpose) but rather to love you and savor every inch of you more.
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könig headcanons ^_^
baking ver.
a/n: i am going to knead him like bread dough and gently place him in an oven . anyways silly könig in full force here !!! these r short bc work took up all my brain power ❤️
if there’s one thing this mountain man loves, it’s spending time with you
könig has a HUGE sweet tooth (which he controls .. most of the time), so when you asked if he wanted to learn how to bake one of your fave treats? he teleported to the kitchen ong
he pays really close attention to how you make it !!
makes note of exact measurements & when you’re just eyeballing it
(which is a majority of the time)
if there’s a portion that involves using your hands you take the opportunity to guide könig yourself
he melts so fast .
but he is like terrified he’s gonna mess it up
you reassure him he won’t, and even if he does it’s okay
it took you an embarrassingly long time to nail this specific recipe
so when your bf who was literally just stressing about if he overmixed it or not gets it down faster than you did?
your ego was a little (very) bruised
while he’s not looking you take cream/frosting and put it on his face
he thought it was gonna be wholesome & domestic quality time
until your gremlin ass ruined it
your hands are resting on the counter, ready to push off and make a run for it
until he goes back to what he was doing
then youre like ??? wtf man
so you go back over to him, helping
not even 5 minutes later you feel something on your cheek
you got gotted.
next thing you know you’re chasing e/o around, smothering e/o w the shit you actually need to successfully bake
you enjoy silly moments like these with your silly little bf. seeing him let loose and be all giggly with you :,)
before you have time to make your next attack you find yourself in a bear hug
you & könig are just being happy n giddy, holding you as you very poorly try to wiggle your way out
you turn around to face the babygirl himself
and he has a sickeningly sweet smile on his face
it is taking everything in you to not smother him half to death with love
(cuteness aggression much?)
you bring him down to your level to cover all the frosted parts of his face in kisses
he stands there & accepts his fate, giggling n blushing n shit
your kitchen is a mess & you’re pretty sure the dessert is burnt by now
but nothing matters in that moment besides the shared looks & pecks between you and your austrian hunk of a man
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Welcum back, you're missed here.
Thank u 🖤✨
Here's my back (◕ᴗ◕✿)
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