#HES STUPID YOUR HONOUR

[acegoldenguard]

okay so if the savage ages ended about 50 years before the start of owl house, and theres about 16 masks in the mind graveyard + hunter. And if we assume every golden guard eventually betrays belos.

that means that a golden guard cant go more than about 3 years without betraying belos. this guys such a clown he cant keep his own creations loyal for longer than the average lifespan of a blackbird 

#toh #the owl house #toh hunter #Toh Golden Guard #emperor belos #toh spoilers #HES STUPID YOUR HONOUR #why keep making them if theyre going to betray you #want to pick this mans brain apart #hate him and love him at the same time #sorry if someones brought this up before ive been a bit out of the loop regarding toh

[robinmage]

one thing i really appreciate about jinshi's character is how he has NEVER once actually had any intention of succeeding the throne. every time the idea is brought up he immediately detests it. so hes giving maomao as much as he possibly can, even though maomao has many qualms about it due to their difference in social status, but jinshi DOESNT CARE because hes NEVER cared about or wanted the status of crown prince! its been nothing but a burden to him! from his perspective the ONLY thing keeping the two of them apart are outside influences. he has no doubt within himself-- hes horribly down bad, in fact. but unfortunately his stupid JOB is getting in the way of him skipping off into the sunset with his favourite little cat

#jinshi literally maiming himself infront of the emperor and empress: “can you please fire me so i can marry the girl of my dreams” #emperor: “no. now go to the west capital relatively unsupervised with the girl of your dreams andpromise REAL HARD u wont something stupid” #also not to mention i think maomaos problem isnt that she doesnt want to marry jinshi bc she doesnt care about him-- she cares abt him A LO #which is precisely why shes convinced herself she cant marry him. she wants whats best for him and #she wholeheartedly believes that marrying her is the EXACT OPPOSITE of whats best for him. #like she has. yknow. not the prettiest of backgrounds. growing up in a brothel might do that to you #shes mentioned before- shes basically a commoner. she has her biologicaldad but hes more of a wildcard selfmade man with no real connection #and she doesnt even like him. #but she just CANNOT comprehend that someone would sacrifice so much for her and ask for nothing in return but her company #i just love them a lot your honour. #the apothecary diaries #the apothecary diaries spoilers #for the anime/manga onlies #READ THE LIGHT NOVEL #kusuriya no hitorigoto #kusuriya no hitorigoto spoilers

[bird-inacage]

Episode 10 | Prapai’s Horny Crisis

(PART 2) / (PART 3)

Prapai mustering every fibre of his being to resist Sky. Resident playboy and self-confessed slut hasn’t had any in two months (and has been fantasising about their Grade A+ night together for three entire months prior to this). Send him your prayers everyone.

#LITA #love in the air #love in the series #love in the air episode 10 #prapaisky #prapai x sky #sky x prapai #LITA shitpost #LITA incorrect quotes #he's trying to do the right thing everyone #the path to being honourable was never going to be easy #humanity's strongest soldier #this amused me no end #you are being punished for your sexy antics SIR #YOU ARE STUPID AND I LOVE YOU

[sushisketching]

I haven't even played the event yet but yall seem to like the funny pathetic pretty baby girl

#kaveh #kavetham #kaveh x alhaitham #genshin spoilers #genshin #cyno #tighnari #collei #art #alhaitham #gemshin impact #genshin event #before leftovers #your honor im obsessed #your honour they're gay #why is he like this #why are you reading the tags? #why are they like this #why are they so stupid #aaaaaa #thanks for reading

[black-and-yellow]

Last Window if it was awesome

#They're best friends your honour #you'd think it would be a bit awkward if your old best friend killed your new friend's best friend #but fortunately for Kyle his friend is Louis Denonno #the human equivalent of a medium sized dog #hotel dusk #kyle hyde #louis denonno #tony wolf #last window #I actually do like Tony #I've not played Last Window but I've seen a playthrough #and Tony was my favourite character #but Louis would hate him #Tony always struck me as more malicious. Which is probably an unfair judgement since he's going through his character arc in last window #but he's definitely more violent #Tony has a history of aggravated assault. Louis has a history of picking pockets and being a bit stupid. he's a good boy at heart #I made all 3 of them in the Sims and Tony stole Kyle's vinyls so. I'm just saying Louie would never do that. #but yeah if anyone has fun little Last Window If It Was Better ideas I want to hear them. Housemate shenanigans my favourite.

[ohdeargodnoo]

not au related i just really wanted to draw him

#your honour he's stupid #yuichi usagi #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #rise yuichi #leosagi #samurai rabbit #doodle dump

[aflockofravens]

GET HIS ASS MAOMAO

He thought he had you playing his game, but you were three steps ahead of him the whole time.

That's my girl!

#I love her your honour #i absolutely guarantee Jinshi was both scared and aroused by how smart his future wife is #get his fucking ass Maomao #fuck that guy #lakan #maomao #jinshi #the apothecary diaries #kusuriya no hitorigoto #honestly though? i love the expansion of Lakan's backstory #it really makes the character three dimensional instead of just 'the guy who fucked over Maomao's mom' #he still DID #and he was so fucking stupid about it #but it's a lot more complex than 'I slept with her to lower her value' #like it's initially presented #still hate him! #but he's got depth now #balsam and woodsorrel

[wintereyed]

#winterbaron #fleshtony #bucky barnes #helmut zemo #tfatws #sebastian stan #daniel bruhl #he is fucking stupid your honour

[somegrumpynerd]

AHHH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!

You are so nice and so supportive!! Your tags always cheer me up and you make me wanna draw even more!!! You’re the absolute best dude, thank you a thousand times <33

ME SHOWING UP ON YOUR DOORSTEP WITH 1 MILLION MORE NICE COMMENTS

akddkjjfhjkdh no YOU have amazing lovely tags on things that always make me smile when I see them!!!! Your art is so cute and funny and it makes me inspired to draw too!!!! Get thanked right back!!!! <3

#Ask #Sandeewithtwoe #Uno reverse card but it's me giving you such a big hug #How dare you come in here and be nice to me that's illegal /j #For real though honestly it's impossible not to say nice things about your art #You are like genuinely one of the best utmv artists in this fandom to me #Your art makes this fandom a home and you're super nice and funny #Also just realised in the ask I sent you I called you mozart and he's not an art man #(Insert the I may be stupid meme) #Anyway for real it's an honour to see your art and a pleasure to lose my mind in the tags of it o7

[druidshollow]

rivers is so me when im programmed to be incapable of hurting my creators entire race in any way so i even If the opportunity to defend myself arose i still cant do anything about the guy whos hurting m

#sorry. its 11:40 pm im going to fucking bed #druid babbles #who put flowers in charge of someone vulnerable and susceptible to harm #that was a stupid decision #“this guy is opportunistic cruel and conniving” “eh give him an easy target whatever” #“eh we dont like him lets give him the old sick iterator who lives in the middle of nowhere cuz who cares: #if rivers knew that the people down south in the more populated areas basically said #he matters less and hed be terrible to be in charge of so lets make this guy we dont like ahve to deal w him #can you imagine if rivers knew the only reason flowers was assigned to him was an attempt to be petty to flowers #because they didnt think rivers was worth being in charge of #they all fucking suck your honour

[innytoes]

I’m gonna blame your foster care AU for the way these lyrics are screaming Boggie at me so..👀 here you go!

“he’s gonna notice me (we’re the best of friends)”

he’s gonna notice me (we’re the best of friends)

"So the dates, the flowers, the chocolate, the hugs, the late nights driving around and talking until dawn, the sleeping in the same bed, the teddy bear, and the freaking song I wrote you weren't clear enough?"

There was a pause, where Reggie cocked his head like a confused puppy. "That's just what friends do, right?"

In which Bobby tries to romance Reggie, Reggie is just stoked at more time with his best bro, and everyone else is Staying Out Of It.

#julie and the phantoms #fake fics #bobbyxreggie #bobby shaw #reggie peters #he's stupid your honour #you just know that Bobby won Reggie a bear at the fair and he was like: aw I'm naming him Bobbear and he has no idea it's a romantic gestur #it doesn't help that Bobby says stuff like 'saw the chocolate you like on sale' because he's trying to keep up his cool guy persona #like surely the message is clear it's in a heart shaped box #narrator: reader the message was not clear #listen his other friends are Luke Writes A Song About Everyone Patterson and Alex Needs A Hug Mercer

[thebrainofocto]

April fools star wars sona

#Get it because I'm Octo #and that's an Octolan #He looks so stupid your honour #not a single thought behind those eyes #only the urge to boop and be booped #may the boops be with you #star wars sona

[extantformoflife]

my boy aint got a single thought in his head

#extantreads #trigun #vash the stampede #your honour hes stupid <3

[purpleturtle9000]

"What's that thing your brain makes? Dolphin memes?"

"Do you mean… dopamine?" Donnie asks slowly.

"No," Leonardo lies, immediately deciding he can never let anyone know how badly he messed that up. "In the future, you really liked dolphins. I don't know why."

#he's so stupid your honour i love him #rottmnt future leo #rottmnt donnie #preview #fic: i know exactly what i want and it's this life that we've created #series: when i found you i found me

[pixiefms]

mo always giving into he tians whims no matter how silly or ridiculous.

#I DIAGNOSE HIM WITH SIMP #HES IN LOVE YOUR HONOUR #ITS INCURABLE #19 days #tianshan #he tian #mo guan shan #don’t involve me when you do smth stupid #ends up cuddling in a dog house #don’t feed me #gets spoon fed #don’t cuddle me in public #spends the whole ride getting back hugged #don’t come to the party #gets carried out christmas tree and all #don’t give me earrings #buys a piercing kit just for he tian to do his piercings #i know what you are.

[actual-howlinglikeaseaturtle]

#they're very stupid your honour #911ls incorrect quotes #911ls #911 ls #911 lonestar #911 lone star #911lonestaredit #911lsedit #marjan marwani #mateo chavez #carlos reyes #carlos loses braincells every time he hangs out with the 126 but he doesn't mind ❤ #he loves them