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innytoes · 14 days

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🐑 wolf in sheep's clothing, alternate universe - magic, aged-up characters, heist

Wolf in Fair Isle Sweaters

Just because Willie was a Wolf, didn't mean he didn't like cozy things. Sure, wolves had a reputation for living rough, luring innocent girls in red hoods to their doom, and eating grandmas. But Willie was more of a 'cozy sweaters and curl up by the fire and bake muffins with your grandma' kind of Wolf.

Sadly, the townsfolk didn't see it that way. Which meant the only way to get cozy was to break into the town's yarn shop, steal a bunch of stuff, and hope he could learn how to knit from the books he'd seen in the window.

He hadn't expected the shop keeper to still be there when he broke in, though.

Fake Fic Ask Game

#willex #julie and the phantoms #fake fics #okay but willie doing the little Wolf Headscratch like Wolf from 10th Kingdom #fanfic #fairytale au #in which alex teaches willie to knit after hours and learns some things about himself along the way #I wrote a thing

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writercole · 1 year

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Back Alley Shenanigans

Beyond the Edge

Spur of the Moment

Under the Sand

I absolutely adore the way you send me so many at a time. Even though the editor is a dick.

"Shhhh," Jake hissed at the group of pilots as they crept down the alley.

"Why are we doing this again?" Phoenix sighed.

A bang echoed off of the walls, causing the group of pilots to gasp and jump backwards.

"What the hell are you doing?"

They relaxed when they recognized the voice of the woman who had become a mom away from home.

"Oh, Penny, uh, it's...it's nothing. Don't worry," Jake assured her, stumbling over her words.

"I'm looking at the four most chaotic pilots since Pete Mitchell in 1986 and I'm not supposed to worry? What are you doing?"

"Well, you see," Jake started, rubbing the back of his neck, "you mentioned that she lived next door but you won't let me get close enough to talk to her and -"

"And he convinced us that creeping through the alley was a great idea and guilted us into coming along because we wingman for Rooster all the time on, and I quote, that stupid, out of tune piano," Fanboy explained.

"I did not -"

"You did too!" yelled Phoenix and Payback.

"Go home," Penny sighed. "She isn't home anyway. She and her friend went to the theater for the evening."

"But -"

"Go home, Seresin. You can talk to her tomorrow. But so help you if you fuck her and leave her." Penny shut the window and left the pilots in the dark once again, Phoenix, Payback, and Fanboy grumbling as they left Jake in the alley alone.

Rhett stood at the edge of the giant hole in the pasture. His dad had vanished. The girl he let camp on the grounds disappeared. Amy and Perry both gone.

He stared at the inky black murk that lay beyond the rim and digested all of the things that had transpired over the last two days. Perry was gone after using the ranch as collateral. So now, their home was gone.

Rhett turned away from the gaping maw and walked away. His life in Wabang was over. It was time to start again.

His breath caught in his throat when Hangman pointed out Phoenix crossing the floor of the hard deck.

His heart skipped a beat when she bantered with Hangman.

"Who're your friends?"

Please tell me you're not dating those idiots.

"Hey, Coyote."

He'd give her anything she wanted.

"Heey."

Yeah, he'd known Phoenix - Natasha - for years. But something shifted. He was aware of her beauty, her warmth, the way she ignited something in him.

"Who's he?"

Who's who? No one else exists when you're in the room.

It may have been a spur of the moment realization, but it was no less than pure love.

Sleep wasn't a very reliable thing after the mission.

It's how Rooster and Hangman ended up on the same beach staring at the same moon, just inches apart.

The two of them burying everything they felt deep inside, just like they buried their hands under the sand, fingers interlocked, longing for that touch, that comfort. The acknowledgement of the feelings they'd never tell.

#cole answers #cole loves fe #creator coven #fake fics #may not be too fake soon #these seem fun to expand

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jessicanjpa · 10 months

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Fake fic title: "I Have Hated You All For Millennia" + the Volturi

And obviously this is sung to the tune of A Thousand Years. Anyway

Centuries after the civil war caused by the Cullens and their rebel army, the vampire world is still one of disorganized chaos. Marcus, now an aimless nomad, stumbles upon Stefan and Vladimir's stronghold one day. This is his long-awaited chance to destroy the villains who destroyed his happiness so long ago. But instead he uncovers a shocking truth: Didyme's murderer is closer to home than he ever realized. Can eternal enemies truly become allies?

(see the ask game here)

#Inbox #Ask game #Fake fics #Marcus #Stefan #Vladimir #I'm so boring even my wacky fake fics are predictably canon

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selfproclaimedunicorn · 10 months

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you might not be my love but baby i doubt it (for the fic title meme. i loved the era of long ass lyric titles)

This is so very good, & I cannot lie it would probably be a good title for the "may get written, who tf knows" fic for one of my asoiaf plot bunnies 😅 especially since I moved things around for her & a lot of her character is falling into place lol. That feels like cheating, though so let's go with something actually fake

Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire

Summary/Concept: Set shortly after Robert's Rebellion, the fic follows the slow burn Fellow Trainees to Friendly Rivals to Brothers In Arms to Friends Who Refuse To Admit They're Pining to Lovers relationship of Benjen Stark & another ranger of The Night's Watch

#asks #fake fics #TWO REASONS #1: i am a Gay Benjen Truther #2: you CANNOT tell me that none of the night's watchmen are fucking EACH OTHER #the oath says 'bear no sons & take no wives' not 'never bone or tenderly hold your brother in arms'

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baka-monarch · 2 years

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I wanna write part two of garden people but my writing juices are gone...

But I know a way to fix that with my favorite ask game...

FAKE FICS

Send me the title of a fic that doesn't exist and I'll write an ao3 type summary for what I think it'd be about if it was real!

#rambles #fake fics #IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN FOLKS

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formlessvoidbeast · 26 days

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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

#life of ts #writing #fanfic #seriously newbies don't do this #if the fic is really that bad get a beta reader to help you make it unbad #and if it isn't then fake it till you make it and stop shitting on it

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camembri · 3 months

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you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.

#need a fic where zoro genuinely does marry sanji on wci without planning it #type of thing to happen to goofy pre ts zoro #zoro in the same mindset in which he created the usopp sword: well i didn't mean to but i guess this solves the immediate problem #and ofc he just rolls with it #they look at each other after the dust settles like. hey wtf was that. and immediately blame each other #pre relationship AND feelings realisation on both sides #dont get me wrong i love fake relationship that becomes real but hear me out #legal accidental relationship thats extremely convenient and also funny until you pavlov yourself into being in love #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #one piece #sanzo #zoro

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harrysfolklore · 4 months

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tom blyth being obsessed with his girlfriend: a compilation

this was inspired by @astranva’s famous blurbs, love you and miss you novs <3

MASTERLIST | MY PATREON

It seemed like the entire world was crushing on the same man: Tom Blyth

Unfortunately for those who watched The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes and came out of the theater in love with the man who played Coriolanus Snow, he was happily taken and loved to talk about his girlfriend any chance he got, which lead to fans making several compilations about the times he was a simp over his girl.

The most popular video was a 10 minute and 33 seconds compilation, which had around 445k views.

It started with Tom's interview with Good Morning America to talk about Billy the Kid, the interviewer asking about how he prepared for the role.

"It was during the pandemic, like any actor during that time I was just hoping that the world came back to normal so I could start making a cent," everyone in the set laughed at this, "I was living with my girlfriend YN in a barn house and we were like chopping wood every morning and visiting my friend's ranch. So when I got the part I kinda felt like I was ready for it."

"Your girlfriend, you say," one of the interviewers said making Tom smile right away, "Did she help you prepare for the role too?

"Of course she did, she's my biggest supporter ever."

The video moved to show some behind the scenes of Songbirds and Snakes footage, Tom dressed in his peacekeeper costume and dancing around while Rachel recorded him.

"See this moves?" he got closer to the camera, "I used them to charm my girlfriend."

"And I doubt they worked." Rachel laughed behind the camera.

"She loves me so I'm pretty sure they did."

The next thing shown was Tom sitting next to Hunter as they did an interview for Rolling Stone, the crew just asked about their thoughts on Olivia Rodrigo's single for the movie.

"I love Olivia Rodrigo," Hunter cheerfully said, throwing her arms up to the air, "The new album is so good."

"I'm a big fan as well," Tom joined in, "My girlfriend YN, she's obsessed with her, plays her songs all the time."

"Just so everyone knows, YN is like the coolest person ever," Hunter said, making Tom smile, "She brought us snacks on set so many times, such an angel."

"She's the best."

The following footage was Tom and Rachel's rapid-fire questions with Vogue.

"Can you guess where this is from?" Rachel asked holding up a card that showed a zoomed in picture of a suit.

"That's my Prada suit from the London premiere," Tom asked confidently, Rachel confirming that he was correct, "My girlfriend YN loved that suit, that's why It's one of my favorites."

"Oh I miss YN."

"So do I, so do I."

Next clip was Tom's interview Stephen Colbert, who just asked him if he was a fan of the books growing up.

"I was such a huge fan, I grew up watching the films. My mom and sister used to go to opening weekends to see the movies," the audience cheered at that, "Actually, for my third date with my girlfriend I took her to see the last movie, so getting to play a young president Snow is a real honor."

The video quickly moved to show the lat clip, one of Tom's interviews at the London premiere of the movie.

"Are you here on your own? No date?" The interviewer said once Tom finished answering the previous question.

"I'm here with my girlfriend, actually," his face beamed as he spoke, "She's probably somewhere taking selfies with Hunter, those two are like best friends."

"Is she close to your cast mates?" the interviewer asked again.

"Definitely, they try to steal her from me and I can't blame them, she's the best."

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norris55s · 22 days

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chaotic texts - lando norris

reader x lando norris texts, except they’re crazy (pt. 4)

pt. 1 pt. 2 pt. 3

warnings: a lot of lighthearted no wins jokes because that’s just what reader is like

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#f1 #f1 au #f1 fanfic #f1 x reader #formula 1 #f1 smau #f1 social media au #f1 fake texts #lando norris #lando norris au #lando norris smau #lando norris x you #lando norris x y/n #lando norris fic #lando norris fanfic #lando norris x reader #lando norris imagine

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innytoes · 14 days

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🐝 can't let you go (your handprint's on my soul)

can't let you go (your handprint's on my soul)

Reggie never had a soulmate mark when he was alive. He figured it was just not meant to be. Besides, it hadn't worked out so great for his parents, so he tried to push down the little voice inside him that told him maybe he was just unlovable.

Julie never had a soulmate mark. Her parents tried to reassure her, but she'd seen her mom's bright fuchsia fingers wrapped around dad's bicep, her father's deep blue hand on the small of her back from where they crashed into one another at a concert. She knew what love looked like, and her heart hurt that she'd never get that.

Until that night after the Orpheum, when she almost lost her boys.

Fake Fic Ask Game

#julie and the phantoms #fake fics #reggiexjulie #fanfic #I wrote a thing #except not really #of course it's a soulmate au #I'm guessing it right after the glowy hug #of course Reggie's mark on Julie is red and Julie's mark on Reggie is purple

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021894s · 26 days

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JAKE SIM BF TEXTS 2

bf!jake x f!reader

warnings → cussing, suggestive photo/language

genre → fluff, smut

masterlist

#enhypen #enhypen fic #enhypen scenarios #enhypen texts #fake texts #jake sim #sim jaeyun #enhypen imagines #jake sim x you #jake #jake sim smut #jake sim x reader #jake sim smau #enhypen smut #enhypen smau #kpop smau #kpop fake texts #kpop fanfic

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luvyeni · 4 months

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10 DAYS TO FALL IN LOVE — LEE HEESEUNG SMAU

Pairings: badboy!heeseung x goodgirl!reader

Genre: university!au, mini smau, mature scenes, fluff, angst, pinning

Synopsis: you and heeseung used to be bestfriends as children — he even told you he'd marry you one day. but then you went to highschool and things changed , he dyed his hair and started hanging out with a new group group of friends. through all that his love never changed for you — has yours changed for him? OR in which heeseung swears to make you fall in love with him again in only 10 day; the punishment — he leaves you alone for good— can he do it?

Warnings: kms/kys jokes , sexual content , mentions of drugs, drug usage

THE COUNTDOWN STARTS NOW !

(🤎) ... PROFILES !

CHAPTERS:

1.) 10 days ...

2.) the countdown starts today ...

3.) proud of you ...

4.) what really happened ...

5.) thank you ...

6.) dates and apologies ...

7.) you down? ...

8.) jays party ...

9.) aftermath ...

10.) he's missing ...

11.) moving forward ...

12.) got the girl ....

— ( TAGLIST. CLOSED )

©️LUVYENI

#kpop x reader #kpop smut #enhypen smau #enhypen x reader #enhypen imagines #enhypen fanfiction #enhypen fake texts #enhypen fic #enhypen x female reader #heeseung x reader #heeseung fanfic #lee heeseung x reader #lee heeseung smau #heeseung smau #heeseung x female reader #lee heesung x reader

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selfproclaimedunicorn · 10 months

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(made up fic title game) Down to Earth

Fandom: Sailor Moon

Summary/Concept: A strange new student has arrived at Juuban middle school, and she finds herself inexplicably drawn to Usagi. Both girls try to make friendship bloom, but with her stand-offish demeanor combined with stilted and secretive answers to even the most basic questions, the Sailor Senshi find themselves growing suspicious. However, when it is discovered she is a guardian just like them, more revelations come to light; this new senshi has almost no memory of her life before coming to Tokyo. The only two things she knows are that there is an impending catastrophe set to destroy her home planet, and that the only solution to saving her planet lies here on earth.

#asks #is this what anyone expected? perhaps not #but this title demanded sci fi & sailor moon is the closest thing to that i have intaken recently #i am no longer confident enough in my dw lore to do that & i dont think i have EVER been confident with my trek lore #so sailor moon #enjoy~#(bc i sure enjoyed)#(i might use this for my not at all related sailor moon project)#(when i can actually get off my ass & do something with it 😅)#fake fics

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baka-monarch · 2 years

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@noodleydoo

1: Dream is a good chef. Everything he cooks is considered the most amazing thing anyone has ever eaten and nothing can rival his skill!

That is... Until someone starts making spaghetti, something Dream doesn't know how to cook... Now he must go on a dangerous quest to learn how to cook pasta!

2: This is a jellyfish. They float and live a clam life. That is a human. The human has decided to take this jellyfish home with them even though this jellyfish screams.

#fake fics

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stars4ni · 23 days

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