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The painting and the muse.
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#💙 sugar life posting 🌙#stim#stimmy#funny stim#silly stim#gifs#gifsets#stimblr#stimming#South Park#art#artwork#glass#glass art#Mitch Conner#Hennifer Lopez#pink#brown#gold#shiny#Comedy Central#Eric Cartman
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Sorry the South Park Meghan and Harry thing is old now.
But Meghan, you saw how SP bashed religions, companies like Disney, celebrities, and even the British Royal family as well over the years right?
I just….how egotistical you are to be upset over a cartoon that take a shit on everyone?
Gonna quote myself here
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Chef being forced to quit was the biggest blowback they've had to endure that I can recall, might be worse.
Now let's go check in with ben afleck and hennifer lopez
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Pepper Potts Lindsey Lo-Hen Drumstick and Hennifer Lopez join the Nelson-Spring Household
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by Tee_85
Nick watches Mrs Hinch's Instagram stories about her rescue chickens.
Nek Minit, there are chickens moving into the Nelson-Spring household.
Words: 2775, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 3 of This Old Love Will Never Die
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Mrs Hinch, Nicholas "Nick" Nelson, Charles "Charlie" Spring (Heartstopper)
Relationships: Nicholas "Nick" Nelson/Charles "Charlie" Spring
Additional Tags: Mrs Hinch - Freeform, Chickens, Fluff, rescue chickens
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✨ 🌮 Hennifer Lopez 🌯 ✨
I have no idea how he does that with his hand, so I’m not sure if the result is really convincing 😅
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Gudmernin’!
#hennifer lopez#deannacat3#hen#chicken#marshmallow#homestead#homesteading#backyard#hobby#farm#farming
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U guys wanna see a great picture of me
That's Hennifer Lopez
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As requested, here is me and Hennifer Lopez...
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How would you feel if oh idk, out of the blue someone just sent ya a picture of a chicken named Hennifer Lopez? Cuz I have a chicken named Hennifer Lopez, she's cute
i’d love it ahdjf chickens are wonderful and cute and i would die for every single one of them
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If anyone wondered what it must be like to live with a dinosaur, it’s not much different than living with a cat.
- Attacks without warning.
- Wants to fight the dog.
- Nosy
- Loves sunbathing
Chases fake bugs.
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Mathletes Headcanons
because,,,,they deserve love too,,,duh,,,
Kevin:
Misc:
Pansexual and proud, doesn’t care who knows but doesn’t think it’s some big thing he has to tell everyone
6′1″ he’s VERY tall and lanky
Anxiety & ADHD
Trans Icon? He also has no fucks to give about who knows, he’s super loud and proud about it, tries a new name like at least once a year
In the end he picks like 13 names just be difficult and a smartass when people ask him to sign his full name onto things
School:
Straight As, 4.0, all honors/ap/de classes
also works on the school news team, he’s actually one of the favorite anchors because he goes off script often for bad jokes and one-liners, he’ll also drop in random news things that no one cares about
he’s in charge of editing the news as well, so of course every dumb thing he does and says makes it into the final version
Wants to be a literal rocket scientist, would kill to work at NASA
Friends:
Doesn’t understand a single goddamn thing about robotics or the club but goes to all the meetings anyways because he’ll be damned if he doesn’t shoe enthusiastic support for his best buds
He has the worst luck in dnd but that never stops him from trying to seduce all the enemies
He goes through characters like nobody’s business as a result
Family:
Has 2 little sisters, they’re twins and the love to scare him and pretend to be various creepy/evil twin tropes from movies
Pets:
No pets but he really loves rats
He’s a lil upset his parents won’t let him get any but eventually they give in and let him get a tarantula so who’s the real winner here?
She’s a mexican red rump and her name is Rose (both because uh duh? red but also doctor who)
Marwan:
Misc:
5′5″ and a lil chubby
Bisexual & probably on the ace spectrum somewhere but he doesn’t really care much and it rarely gets brought up so he tends to just brush over it
Dad Jokes Extraordinaire
Actually pretty fashionable and particular about his clothes
Still wears a ton of dad baseball hats all the time though
Big ghost hunting & conspiracy fan
Jokes a lot about flat earth and fake moon landing and it annoys Kevin to no end
School:
President of the Robotics Club
Isn’t really sure what he wants to do for a career but he definitely wants to design and build things? He’s looking into architecture and the likes
Friends:
Dad Friend(TM)
Packs his own lunch for school everyday and packs a second one for Tyler or Kevin just in case they don’t have money or forget their own at school
If they don’t need it at lunch, they all split it as a snack after school
He also carries spare glasses for Tyler and eventually a pair for Cady as well
As well as has his own remind texts for when Kevin’s supposed to take his medication so he can make sure he doesn’t forget
Super protective of Kevin & Tyler and very wary of strangers or new people approaching them in the halls and stuff
he’s the DM friend
he’s also notorious for having great luck, Kevin & Tyler swear he gets nat 20s on almost every roll with a d20
Family:
2 dads, Dad & Babai
His mom died in childbirth and Babai remarried by the time Marwan was 3
Pets:
3 chickens and a rooster; Chickira, Hennifer Lopez, Hilary Fluff, and Foghorn Leghorn
The neighbors HATE Foghorn so they try and keep him at least indoors in the mornings so it’s not as obnoxious to the other people in the neighborhood
Tyler:
Misc:
Littlest Mathlete, he’s 5′3″
Big green thumb, tons of plants all over his house and yard that he near exclusively takes care of himself
Gay and very in the closet until after Cady, still reluctant about coming out to the public but is very open towards his friends and a few friends of friends (i.e. Janis & Damian and so on)
World’s Worst Eyesight: farsighted in one, near in the other, like a -6 or so
Selective Mutism but if he gets comfortable or excited enough he’ll talk to no end
Really into conspiracy theories and cryptids
LIKE REALLY INTO THEM
his favorite cryptid is bigfoot because he firmly believes if any of them are real, it’s him
School:
Vice President of the Robotics Club
Wants to teach, maybe something like english, he’s not sure
Also a theatre kid, mostly just does backstage stuff, but he’s played decently important characters on stage a few times
Friends:
Has been tutoring Shane Oman in math since 6th grade and is therefore actually really close with him
He’s the first non-family person that Shane let into his “Lizard Sancturary”
He was also one of two friends who even got invited to Shane’s bar mitzvah, the other was Regina and they made a deal never to speak a word of it to anyone else at school that they actually hung out during it
when Janis pulls the jokes and calls him and Shane boyfriends, he doesn’t so much as bat an eye, he thinks it’s easier to just let her joke or believe whatever rather than try and argue
However secretly he’s kind of always felt like maaaaaayyyybe he and Shane were like,,,,kind of dating, but he was always too nervous to say anything
Family:
Parents are seperated but not divorced
They all live in one house together, people call it awkward a lot but he jokes that it isn’t because it was worse when they were still trying to stay together instead of split
He’s the youngest sibling of four, two older brothers and a sister
Pets:
a single dog, she’s a pug, like a real pug without all the health defects and stuff
her name is Juliet
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unpopular opinions because I enjoy fighting people:
I know in most fanfiction Carfman is protrayed as some big stud with a huge sex drive who’s always sneaking out into the bathrooms to fuck and is super sadistic but uh...
But there’s a lot of evidence that disproves that.
If you believe that i won’t judge you (well...maybe a little bit) but you are entitled to your opinion and I respect that.
1. Eric Cartman is not the biggest fan of sex,Especially if it’s with someone he doesn’t completely trust.
I think it’s pretty clear that’s Eric has sadly been sexually abused in the show,To be fair this is southpark and it’s supposed to be taken as a joke but that doesn’t mean the tramua that causes is within the character. If you look at the wiki you can see a LOT of instances where Eric has been sexually abused but the main ones to come to mind are:
Scoutmaster Mr. Grazier forced Cartman and many of his male classmates take nude photographs in the shower and threatened to hurt them if they told on Grazier.
An unidentified man once allowed Cartman to suck semen “out of a hose” if he closed his eyes.
Cartman once gave Hollywood Actor Ben Affleck a handjob, Cartman was once sound asleep while Affleck had sexual relations with Hennifer Lopez in Cartman’s bed.
These alone can cause lots of trauma and I’d like to add more but I don’t want this post to be too long...
Another indication that cartman doesn’t like things sexual in nature is in TFBW game where he describes your parents having sex (A consensual and normal thing) as a tragic backstory.
And in tweekxcraig when Tweek and Craig were fighting he yelled “Guys! They’re about to have sex!” Showing he thinks violence is correlated to sexual things.
And lastly,I believe once he DOES mature and understands the fucked up things that he went through,And if you STILL think he might enjoy sex still because “it feels good/he likes power/whatever you think” Theres one last thing that I deeply believe will make Eric Cartman not the biggest fan of intercourse.
His mom.
Now it’s easy to see that Liane is not the best mother,Especially in the earlier seasons.
But her lifestyle and “career” is probably her biggest fault.
In the early seasons cartman mentioned how “It sucks to have a whore mom” or “Oh god...my moms a slut” and no offense to anyone who believes otherwise but I think that Eric defiantly doesn’t want to follow his mothers footsteps.
(Also can I mention how messed up it is that cartamn is Jack Tenormans child.. )
time and time again Eric had shown sadness,disgust,and disappointment in his mother’s life choices. Although he’s more apathetic towards the situation now it’s still promamant.
If Cartman was to...Well fuck someone then I believe he’d had to trust them almost completely. Now this doesn’t mean he had to have a established relationship with them that’s romantic or anything,Infact the popular “fuck with no strings attached” Trope is one I enjoy especially when cartmans a bottom .
But I believe he wouldn’t like a purely sexual relationship,Afterall he wouldn’t want to follow his moms lifestyle.
Anyways thanks for coming to my tedtalk. Here’s some quickies:
1. Butters is not some pure innocent boy,Sure he’s somewhat innocent and ignorant of most things at the moment bUT HES DONE SO MUCH FUCKED uP stUFf. Even if he didn’t know what he was doing.
Like,He was a full on pink for awhile.
He also has pretty high beauty standards which granted isn’t a huge fault but still.. like “sorry,you’re too fat for me” or when he thought every single Canadian at the school was pretty ugly except one.
But he’s also a well meaning character who i love so uh...yee.
3. OK SO CAN I JUST SAY I LOVE EARLY SEASON WENDY S O MUCh.
Like,I love her still but... I miss the Wendy who would launch a teacher into the sun bechase she was jealous.
4. KENNY IS A HARD WORKING BOY WHO CARES ABOUT HIS FAMILY AND FREINDS AND MAKES SO MANY SACRIFICES FOR THEM SO IM GETTING REAL TIRED OF EVERYONE SAYING HIS ONLY PERSONALITY TRAITS ARE HIM BEING HIGH AND LOVING SEX.
5. Kyle’s a T O P
6. tWEeK May be feminine in nature but I keno damn well he’s a tough boy who isn’t afraid to stand up for himself. And Craig? HA the lil red racer space nerd who cares about his guinipig? You think HES a top? Really?
7. I just want to say I have no complaints about how the fandom protrayed Clyde as a meme loving semi popular semi loser like damn good job. But if you draw him a lil chubby you get bonus points.
There’s SO many spelling errors but I’m lazy and typing this on my phone so uh sorry .
#kyman#south park#eric cartman#kyle broflovski#clyde donavon#tweek tweak#craig tucker#leopold scotch#butters scotch
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The three queens of the flock... Sundae, Hennifer Lopez, and Nugget.
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1,158.) Mon Feb. 3, 2020
The Song of the Day is: Hennifer Lopez - “Waiting For Tonight”(1999) #SongoftheDay #musicblog #parenting #journal #JenniferLopez #JLo #SuperBowl #shakira @JLo #HalftimeShow2020 #JLoSuperBowl2020 #HearTodayGrownTomorrow Support the Blog - Click Below
The Song of the Day is:
Jennifer Lopez – “Waiting For Tonight” From the album On the 6 (1999)
It’s perfect, it’s passion, it’s setting me free
From all of my sadness
The tears that I’ve cried
I have spent all of my life
Waiting for tonight, oh
When you would be here in my arms
Maria Christensen – Michael Garvin – Phil Temple
The reviews have been quite positive for yesterday’s Super Bowl…
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#1990&039;s#1999#3rd Party#Bad Bunny#Beyoncé#Bruno Mars#Coldplay#Dance#J Balvin#Jennifer Lopez#Justin Timberlake#Latin Music#Maria Christensen#Michael Garvin#New York#Phil Temple#Pop#Shakira#Sports#Super Bowl#The Bronx#Up With People
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We renamed our chickens
because we forgot them again...
Speedy Cash/ Chase
Geico
State Farm
Siren
Fish
Ralphie (The Christmas Story)
Hennifer Lopez
Agent Coulson
The Democrats
Sprite
The Beastie Boys
White Wolf/ Bucky
Buttfaced Lil’ Brain
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