#Hes fucking every month

[forestlion]

why is V releasing his thirteenth boring jazz ballad plus MV within a week. enlist NOW

#jungkook im gonna need you to release another bop we cannot be doing this #Kpop #Bts #I cant judge Vs music except for the fact that he couldn't pay me to listen to any of those songs #I lied he could pay me. And he should #Everyone got an album out and jungkooks chillin or what #Too busy fucking #Next song called Twelve #Hes fucking every month #And the lyrics are listing the months and then saying that hes fucking every day every month all year long #Hes the rolf zuchowsky of kpop #Januar Februar März April #Die fucking Uhr steht niemals still #My truth is V couldve released the most generic radio friendly pop song and jk would've still outdone him #V is like the Tzuyu of BTS #Hes got the most stans but we know Jungkook is the Nayeon #Anyway this also is a petition for jimin to get vocal lessons please #Serendipity is such a major slay but i truly wish he had. Like #Range. The capabilities #Ive been listening to serendipity. He did pop off..... #Pers

[kamwashere]

whoever runs the verified batman account in instagram needs their ass ate cause these are hilarious

#10000 CRIMINALS TERRIFIED IS CRAZY #365 days that would have been better with alfred #NOW WHY DID THEY GAG HIM LIKE THAT #you sent the joker once and for all 9 times 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HELPPP #he’s getting out almost every month #what the fuck are you doing bruce #THE GENRES ARE SOOOO 😭 #gcpd scanner 😭😭😭😭 #amazing #topnotch #no notes #they go to the good omens school of social media marketing #batman #bruce wayne #the joker #tagging this as batjokes because why not #batjokes #dc #kamwashere

[gabe-lovebot]

councilor 3D model

i learnt 3d modelling from the ground up to bring him to life. he's yours now. do whatever you want with him

[link]

please credit me if you make something using the model (or even ping/link me to it, i would love to see what you made!)

currently available as a .blend, .fbx and an SFM port.

#hello councilnation i'm finally releasing him to the wild #have fun playing toys with him #ultrakill #councilor #councilor ultrakill #3d stuff #obviously with the councilor having just 1 full body image of him means that some stuff i had to improvise on #so you get to enjoy my headcanons on how he looks #(like obviously the wings & halo) #(but also the chestplate design) #but did you know that the councilor's canon design has subtle engravings on his forearm armor pieces? #i only barely noticed them when painting textures and i was floored #i had to add them #to the sfm anon and whoever else wants to use this for sfm stuff- #i did my best with a port for sfm and i'm quite proud of the result #but please be aware i have never used it before so if you find that something doesn't work as it should please please let me know!! #gonna pour my heart out in tags as always so close your eyes if you don't wanna see me being sentimental but #i'm not kidding when i say i learnt 3d modelling from the ground up for this #i have meddled with blender before but never actually came close to finishing a project #and i don't know how i did it and how i kept going #(i do know) (it was my friend encouraging me every time i showed him progress) #this was like 1 entire month in the making #but i'm so fucking proud of this and how it turned out and people's tags in my act 2 render genuinely were such a huge confidence boost #so thank you guys for liking it <3 #i'm still very much thinking of doing a version with just his bloodied head #but it might take a while because i want a break and i want to play warframe

[cacaocheri]

this was supposed to be one drawing!! ONE DRAWING!!!!!!!!! but every time i draw them i can't stop i need to keep going

#i like how sun looks in these #im tryna play around with how i draw him in my style #he needs to be.... tastier #anyway it is a genuine problem with the dca #bc ill be drawing them #and then in the middle of drawing them #ill suddenly get like 10 more drawing ideas #its so fucking funny #funniest part is that i can go months without inspo but the MOMENT i start drawing them again. they are back to taking over my brain space #i love these guys #yknow its weird to think that before them i was waiting for YEARS for a fictional character to make me feel anything #and then they come along #and make me feel every emotions humanly possible on the spectrum #uhhh okay anyway #for those who read my tags i hope you enjoyed this rant #my art #security breach #sun fnaf #fnaf sun #sundrop #sundrop fnaf #sun x y/n #fnaf security breach

[dracoj]

glass onion demonstrates how great satire often seems prophetic since it draws on what’s plain to see in the present. fake-elon Miles Bron waters a crowd of sycophants to do his bidding, throws money around until smarter people turn his idiotic ideas into something workable; worse-elon bought twitter in what looked like a childish fit of pique, grand proclamations to finally rid the platform of bots and meanies*. but that can’t be what’s going on right? theres gotta be something we’re not seeing, no one would make such nonsensical, expensive, dangerous decisions just for notoriety. there’s gotta be some master plan. but no, glass onion says (way back in 2021!), the center is clear. to see it, you just need to accept that he really is that fucking stupid.

#* people who don’t laugh at his jokes #j rambles #knives out #glass onion #watching this movie mirrored the experience I had watching the Twitter news over the past couple months #thinking ‘oh so he really is just that fucking stupid’ with every lore drop #really enjoyed it. paired nicely with my recent columbo kick #glass onion spoilers #1k

[dailyloopdeloop]

DAY 7: i miss my wife bonbon

#codacheetah #isat #loop isat #twohat spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #SLIDING IN WITH 14 MINUTES TO THE CLOCK YEA BABY #this is like the dollar store version of what i had in my head but in my defense i was out all day. woopsiedoodle #its my personal postcanon headcanon that sif goes on like a several month 'i miss my dead wife' arc about loop bc he thinks they evaporated #into the either infinity war style after their fight. so theyre rlly sad and emo n shit about it but theyre like well. i hope loop is happy #at least. i hope they moved on and found peace :) #meanwhile loop does not know what moving on is they are clawing onto mortality with every last sap of their strength #always approximately 4 seconds from deciding to track down the party #but theyre scared so they spend all their time fuckin playing with birds and scaring kids or whatever #until one day siffrin's like stars i know they probably cant hear me but i miss them. and like does the handsign morosely #and then after several seconds loop picks up like ....hi stardust!!! wow you really didnt miss me that much huh!!! #siffrin voice: YOU'RE NOT FUCKING DEAD?! #anyways what heinous crime did the running one commit. leave your answers in the comments below #also. happy one week of this fucking guy!!!

[tectoniccyborg]

Newest drawing!! I will never not draw Ashley where I can

#the boys #the boys tv #homelander #the boys homelander #the boys ashley #ashley barrett #she has seen that scene in Saltburn #they watched it together to teach him the zeitgeist that he refuses to read every month #why the fuck did nobody tell me drawing was easy when you use reference??? #I’ve been so jealous of so many people who can draw him so he looks like him and the second I use reference it’s easy as FUCK #this is ridiculous

[brother-emperors]

CAESAR AUGUSTUS AND MARCUS LICINIUS CRASSUS

this is about the spolia opima that crassus was robbed of lmao. like, yeah okay octavian could've asked him not to claim it, but nevertheless. a kind of theft happened there.

Fact and Fiction: Crassus, Augustus, and the Spolia Opima, Catherine McPherson

#this is one from the vaults I started a few months ago and finally finished. it’s always the furniture details that put things on hold lmao #the former co consuls are fightinggggg (?) #rome is built on top of other people. this is about both the imperialism-slavery machine and the way that all these guys would #politically devour their own generation to sit on a throne. etc. anyway. octavian specifically sits on a throne of other people’s #accomplishments. that’s a specific kind of debt to carry around your neck. or theft depending on who is doing what #this was theft. anything involving Agrippa was a gift so there’s an obligation to succeed which is it’s own kind of currency so to speak #sugghrhfh. every crassus always has to be like this. in my heart i always root for whoever decides to go up against rome #and then i'm stuck with the guy who should've got a spolia opima like. congrats on your win. i guess. i think. RIP. #ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT. while im talking about this crassus. domina fucking sucks. what an absolute clusterfuck of a show #anyway. if anyone ever does augustan age politics again. octavia would be a great character if you want to invent shit #but also more importantly octavian should seduce crassus for this. thank you. #octavian #marcus licinius crassus.....christ how do i write down that he's the grandson of my crassus. i'll figure it out later #roman empire tag #drawing tag

[sappy-detective]

“im not a crook adict.”

#someone genuinely help me my quality is so fucking bad how do i fix it is it just me? this is so embarrassing… #“sappy we don’t care about SP get back to danganronpa” I WILL OKAY! my hyperfixations just flip flop between DR and SP like every month. #it’s south spark winter. #anyway i think a lot of people underestimate or discard that tweek is an adict #wether he wants to be or not he’s a meth adict and it’s bound to catch up to him one day #weather that’s having major side effects and accidentally ODing #i have a long of angst instore for him #but that’s for my fanfic. not tumblr :9 #south park #creek #sp creek #tweek tweak #craig tucker #art #fanart #my art #ship art #craig and tweek #tweek and craig

[mintaikcorpse]

Okay but how detached were Charlie and Lucifer for Lucifer to not even know about the random girl Charlie saved in an alleyway that started living with her and then became her girlfriend?

#like damn bro they REALLY didnt talk #minus a 30 second call every 5 fucking months or something that #like i think Lucifer didnt call bcuz depression and the mindset of “She's an adult and she has her own things to worry about” #and “if she wanted to call she would” #and Charlie was like “My dad hasn't talked to me in a couple months he must be super busy or not wanna talk #if he wanted to talk he would“ #THIS IS WHAT MISCOMMUNICATION DOES TO A RELATIONSHIP MY GUYS #appleye #charlie morningstar #vaggie #hazbin hotel charlie #charlie hazbin hotel #vaggie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vaggie #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #talking #rambling #hazbin hotel

[buwheal]

alright gang what we thinkin Ive been doing this without a reference this entire damn time and its KILLING my consistency.... sigh... me when i have to follow the properties of a character to draw them correctly.... (bwomp)... /j

is he fucked up enough

#his jaw was NOT being tapered and his face was a tidbit too wide and it makes all the damn difference #fuck this guy hes so weird and unusual and hes a pain in the ass to draw right and i cant for the life of me /aff #i cant do the asks because every time he looks so off and its been really bothering me honestly #his wack ass arm length vs leg length is on purpose im trying to mimic the sprite a little. I want him to be a freak and somewhat triangula #[you've got mail!] #i did this because i was sketching the next ask and like... his chest looked weird asf so i tried to do a full body underneath to fix the #proportions and it was pissing me off so i just opened a new canvas #I CANNOT believe i do not have a reference sheet. Its been like 4 months since i made one this is criminal

[milfglupshitto]

Is there anything gayer than refusing to ask someone out, then holding them personally responsible for the silent, ever-increasing intensity of your feelings until they tell you casually they're going on a date with someone who asked them out, then exploding with despair? Almost certainly, but no one will tell me what it is.

"I would've died for you" is a complete non sequitur of a response to the sentence "I am going on a date with a boy named Blane," but it's also the only honest thing one can say in response.

Something that May Shock and Discredit You, Daniel Mallory Ortberg (Lavery)

#something that may shock and discredit you #finished this book a month ago but think about I would have died for you every fucking day #he does not miss

[breadfacednerd]

This is a really stupid thing to be asking in late July but do you think Karkat would get uncomfortably attached to Rudolph the Red-nosed reindeer if he ever watched it?

bro this fucker is candy red and an outcast out of like 12 people hes just fucking like me

#i think he absolutely would #karkles would watch that movie in like #fucking august #idk its winter here every month is christmas to me #requests #karkat vantas #homestuck #christmas

[esmes]

ooh, let the light in at your back door yelling 'cause i wanna come in ooh, turn your light on look at us, you and i, back at it again

#sweeney todd #sweeney todd revival #broadwayedit #sweenett #been working on this since i realized it's been THREE MONTHS without them D: #every day i think i miss them MORE which is so fucking stupid #they were always... touching... each other....... #the way she RUNS to him when he finally comes home and the beadle is in the parlor.... god help me. #him showing her the chair is sooooo. marrieds. evil marrieds. #the fact that... the fact that their love is poisoned by lovett's deception but... setting that aside... #(lol) #they're each other's safe place... he fills her heart and home with purpose. and she's his constant. his safe harbor. #ykw she didn't get that ring but she did get forever 😈😈😈 hellbride. :') #** #otp: if you only knew #not a lot just forever.........

[senselessalchemist]

Bow problems (+ other nonsense)

#saroart #dead cells #the beheaded #the collector #they just wanted a nice bow #the collector can do a lot of stuff but i don't think he's good at bows #i was drawing a lot of antagonistic beheaded/collector content so i wanted to do some more cute junk #okay a lot is an exaggeration. still #need some guys being buds content sometimes #weird monster guys doing domestic shit is my favorite genre #i got a bonus at holiday time and im tempted to buy a tablet i can use portably #esp because holy fuck i don't know how to draw anymore #but also i just spent stupid money on tickets to live podcasts so i probably shouldn't #unrelated im very upset today because fucking UPS didn't ring my goddamn doorbell and so “”missed me“” and couldnt deliver my specialty meds #why must i get my meds through ups #because the us is a hellscape and i am beholden to my health insurance company #ups who has literally never managed to get a package to this apartment #tbh im stressed as fuck about having to go through this every goddamn month

[explodingcrayon]

reminder as easter approaches to not give rabbits or ducks as gifts

both are animals that require special care (no, not all animals are just different shapes of cats or dogs) and can live up to 10 years if well cared for

they're not toys, they're living creatures that require love, care, special diets, time, and modifications to your home to keep them safe

they are also not creatures that can just be released into the countryside and be expected to survive. They're domestic animals and will not survive. Please don't impulse buy any animal as a gift, but at least have the basic humanity to rehome them or surrender them to a shelter/rescue and not leave them on the side of the road or in a box in a dumpster

Kind of like Christmas time, there's an influx of impulse/gift adoptions around Easter time that are then immediately surrendered or abandoned within a month. Consider finding a local rescue in your area and donating money, supplies, or your time via volunteering to help! Many also run foster programs, or need help with driving the animals in their care to vet appointments and so on.

k PSA over thanks ✌🐇🦆

#txt it #also tbh as someone that was cruelly gifted a rabbit after Oreo died #i did not bond properly with Mallow because I was both so entrenched in grieving Oreo (it was only 1 month after he died) #but i was also driving between states at the time and could only visit her every 2 months #and it both absolutely fucked up her socialization #and tbh!!!! i do not have a strong emotional bond with her!!!!! #it's a super fucked situation that I'm now trapped in for the next 7 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!! #instead of it being MY choice to get a new pet #what KIND of pet I might want next #or when or from where #that decision was taken from me #i would've loved to have adopted a dog or another rabbit from a local shelter #i see them all the time - litters that are found under cars or in dumpsters bc people just. throw them out. #please do not do that and please do not force that kind of thing on someone else or an animal #if you love animals so much then consider volunteering instead!! :))) #k i'm done for real sorry