SUMMARY: A serial killer decides to teach the secrets of his satisfying career to a video store clerk.
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Sharon Tate in The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)
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Side note: Also Alisha Weir's performance is so good I kind of want to check out the Matilda musical movie on Netflix? // (my tweet)
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BAD MEAT.
just playing with horror and comedy ideas.
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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight
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The way he fucking stands is killing me
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We need a new installment in this universe every couple of years, this is my mcu.
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SUMMARY: Two tabloid reporters are sent to Transylvania to find the Frankenstein monster - or get fired. They are laughed at there, but something suspicious is going on.
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Sharon Tate and Ferdy Mayne in The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)
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Thinking about how this must have felt...
Being able to freely move his body again, to feel some semblance of life after over a century of lying in that grave rotting. Up to this point, he's been so stiff, lumbering around arduously. But this is where he becomes more man than corpse.
And the first thing he does with his newfound life?
He dances with Lisa.
He knows there is a piano inside. He could go in and play it for her, he could finally play music after nearly 200 years without it. But he dances with Lisa.
With his new life, all he wants to do is be with Lisa. To touch her, love her, make her happy. He has all this energy and he gives it all to her. Everything is for her.
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The Wasp Woman | 1995
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