#I couldn't come up with a date

[blobee]

Spahder Claf

Paper is great

#scp #fanart #scp fanart #dr alto clef #tarantula? #we need more floof guys #sketch #scp doodle #I couldn't come up with a date #I don't need a date #anyway

[vernikowo]

#yeah idk lmao #put date here cause i couldn't come up with anyone else #yakuza #rgg

[nocreativityfornames]

Legit question: what do you guys think is the number of population in the Devildom? Because in the beginning of NB Diavolo says this:

Which leads me to believe that it's not a whole lot.

Now, we know that demons are basically immortal, in the way that they don't die of old age like humans do. An example of this is demons who were alive even before the Devildom took shape and yet are still around to this day, like Barbatos.

So yeah, being a demon ( even if he's not nearly as old as Barbatos ), Diavolo has had plenty of time to meet many different other demons in his lifetime.

Another thing: we know that demons can give birth, given that demon children have been mentioned in past chats between the characters and of course, Satan & Diavolo exist. But...it can't be easy for a demon to give birth, because if it was then the population of the Devildom would be HUGE and Diavolo wouldn't be surprised to meet a demon he has never seen before.

So...what's everyone's thoughts? 🤔

#I've been thinking about this recently and I couldn't really come up with an answer #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #omnb #omswd #obey me diavolo #obey me satan #☙ no creativity for names ✾

[666writingcafe]

Satan's Object

The House of Lamentation (8)

MC: I am going to have to return to the human world soon, but before I go, I would like an object from each of you that I can take with me and use to summon you.

Content Warning: implied nsfw in the last paragraph

Solomon must have told them about the ritual. It makes sense, actually; none of the pacts were made traditionally, not even mine. Still, I am honored that MC asked, because it means that they value the relationship they have with each of us.

Thankfully--and surprisingly, given how messy my room is--I find the perfect gift for MC in fairly short order. Now, I am waiting for them to arrive to accept it.

A knock at the door interrupts me from my thoughts.

"Hey," MC greets as they enter my room and plop down on my bed. "How are things?"

Better now you're here.

"They've been okay," I reply. "Nothing out of the ordinary, really. I'm glad you're feeling better."

"Me too. I'm still trying to get used to this thing, though." MC glances down at their hands, forcing me to notice the black metal ring on their finger. "I wasn't one to wear a whole lot of jewelry in the human world, and even when I did, I was able to take it off at the end of the day. This, however, has literally attached itself to my finger."

"Magical objects can do that sometimes." I sit down next to MC, gently grasp their hand, and bring it closer to me in order to get a better look at the ring. "I've always pictured the Ring of Light to be gold. I wonder why it's black."

"I haven't gotten a clear answer on that yet." MC gazes at me, and I momentarily lose my train of thought. Their eyes always have a tendency to put me in a daze.

"So, you mentioned that you found something I could take with me?" MC asks. I clear my throat as I remember why they're in my room in the first place.

"Right, yeah." Standing up, I walk over to a nearby shelf and pull down a simple-looking book with a worn cover.

"Do you recognize this?" I ask, turning the cover towards MC.

"Isn't that the book that caused you and Lucifer to switch bodies?" I nod my head, causing MC to develop a worried look on their face.

"Don't worry: the magic's faded now. Some might say it's worthless now that it doesn't work as originally intended, but for me, this represents something greater than that."

"Oh?"

"It made me realize that I am more than just a fragment of Lucifer's emotions, that I am in fact my own individual. I used to be so angry at him because I felt so inferior to him. No matter how hard I tried, I could never compare to him." I pause. "Those series of events also mark the time when I really started developing feelings for you." Silence. MC seems shocked. I take the opportunity to set the book down on their lap.

"I wish you didn't have to leave," I continue, sitting back down. "I know that you have your own life up in the human world with responsibilities to tend to, but..."

Why do I suddenly feel the need to cry?

"Satan." When did MC scoot this close to me? "I won't forget you. Just say the word, and I will summon you to me. I promise." They lean in and kiss me softly.

"You are quite the sadist, MC."

"How so?"

"You know it's going to be even harder for me to say goodbye to you now." This causes MC to smirk.

"Well then, I suppose we'll just have to keep kissing then." What? "It's going to take me a bit to learn summoning magic, and I can't risk you forgetting about me."

Fair point. Time does move rather quickly in the Devildom, especially compared to the human world. Plus, I'd be an idiot to deny MC's request.

Of course, we'll probably end up doing more than just kiss. After all, I've not been able to properly thank MC for helping me when I was under the influence of the syrup. I need to reciprocate at the very least.

#obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me satan #i thought about adding actual smut to this but couldn't come up with anything solid in my head #and i didn't want to push something that didn't want to come out #so you are free to imagine the specifics of what happens

[thebirdandhersong]

sometimes (very often) I just sit there like ?????????

#mother has asked once again in all seriousness if i'd consider mr knight if he were to ask me out a second time................ #mother the answer is you couldn't pay me enough money to do that. i'd literally rather be single for the rest of my life #between mr knight and the engineer boy ive learned quite a lot about what i'd like/DEFINITELY would not like in a potential boyfriend #and personally. PERSONALLY. i can't do this no more <3 i CANNAE HANDLE that kind of anxiety sadness insecurity confusion! #the anniversary of the day i wrote mr knight a ten page (occasion: valentine's day) love letter for the first time #and received a random Facebook meme and two weeks of radio silence in return is coming up and i must say #that kind of experience is enough for a girl to put her foot down and declare: that's enough. i can't do this no more :-) #anyway father too was like well all things considered mr knight's not the worst option. he's okay. he could turn out okay #to which i say. father. i may seem and feel desperate at times but i'm not THAT desperate. #no offense to mr knight he simply isnt the right person for me and im simply not the right person for him #i wouldnt be offended if he said you couldnt pay me enough money to date her again either (well. maybe a little. but still)

[teathattast]

I wish I'd had a chance to take over the driving

You'd swear to keep me up, then fall asleep beside me

And nothing, no terrible dream could ever wake us

I don't wanna wake up

~☆•°♡°•☆~

And then, one good day when we live in the same city

I'll come by and tell you that you look insanely pretty

Like something, don't know what it'd be

But you'd say nothing, like something and smile at me

#love notes #leith ross #(you) on my arm #i like this one it's whimsical yet foreboding in a yearning kinda way #// #i dream about the day #you fall asleep on the highway #listening to your favorite tapes #reminscing about our fun date #we pull off at the rest stop #eat a late meal at the local diner #the sun's about to come up #but we couldn't be feeling finer

[skania]

Me, waiting for ONK to get good again and for Akane to be allowed to do something, anything

#fandom: onk #man aka is making it such a struggle to keep up with this manga #I keep saying that I'll just check it in a few months to see if anything has happened #but it's such a quick read that it doesn't take any time at all to stay up to date #it's just such a joyless endeavor lmao #at this rate S2 will come out and we still won't know what ai's wish was #why couldn't my queen akane be in a better-paced manga

[bonefall]

how do you make new words in your conlang? like, is there any specific process you use to make up a good sounding word orrr

I try to really think about the object, and how it "feels" to Clan cats. If something is soft, I use soft sounds, if something is dangerous, I use growling sounds.

For animals, it's almost always a feline-ized onomatopoeia. For example, the sound of a wood pigeon,

Hoo-HOO-hoo(hoohoo) became "hoowoohoo" in Clanmew. They would call this animal by the sound it makes, because they are hunters. That's how they know one is in the area.

For plants, I consider its use, where it grows, any sounds it would make as the wind brushes it. There are two kinds of heather they would experience, so I have very different names for them.

Common Heather is tall, shrubby, used in construction and is fire resistant. So that one is "ssinb".

Bell Heather is fragrant, an attractor of bees and pollinators, and softer. So that one is "wish".

#We have almost 300 words so far btw #And a helpful document for practical grammar coming up #Also when I was in England the wood pigeons gave me echolalia #And I just hopped in the shower and couldn't stop cooing like one because I thought about it again so #I guess it never really left LMAO #I appreciate my partner also being autistic so badly I cannot imagine what it would be like to date someone who doesn't hoohoo back #That was when the gougar meme was at its height too so we were going back and forth #Mebbeitwasagougar hooHOOhoo.hoohoo. #Clanmew

[baldursghaik]

Hi! Forgive me if this is annoying but I really like Thyneron! I saw in your OC pic that both The Emperor and Gale are love interests. How does or did that work out?

Not annoying at all (come on, who doesn't like to talk OCs amirite). Sorry it took a couple of days to respond, I was busy!

Thyneron and Gale were together through the end of Act I to about the earliest bit of Act III. Thyneron really liked Gale, even for as quickly as everything happened, but constantly felt overshadowed by Mystra, and how Gale was clearly still hung up on her. Even when Gale turned from Mystra though, he immediately latched onto the crown, and while Thyneron supports him pursuing it, he felt that he would never actually come first in Gale's life.

Not least of all, he realized he wasn't as into Gale as much as, or in the exact way, he thought. Gale was comfortable, a reminder of his home life (raised in excess wealth and finery) before everything literally went to the hells. Someone he can sit around and share stories and good food with, but not someone that particularly pushes him to be more than he is.

Meeting the Emperor face to face put a lot of it into perspective. Because of his closeness and trust with the Dream Visitor he already had a connection with the Emperor, but they immediately had a very different and much more real chemistry than Thyneron ever had with Gale, and it made him examine how he actually felt. He and Gale get along well, but there's no particular spark or chemistry between them, so much so that Thyneron was just sort of passively going along with the relationship because it made Gale happy, and he wasn't exactly doing anything better.

Thyneron has had dozens of flings/one-night-stands, but only a couple of actual serious relationships. He's a bit flighty on the commitment side, but he did sincerely care for Gale. It was sad, but Gale felt a bit the same way. Gale never liked how dismissive Thyneron was about the Weave (Thyneron is basically "atheist" in dnd terms, he doesn't worship anything, and always thought Gale's reverence of the Weave was strange and unappealing). It was nice while it lasted, but neither regrets it, and they remain close friends even in the post game.

#Thyneron #that wound up being longer than I intended whoops #I do love their relationship for as short as it was #sometimes you just need someone to feel secure and happy with even if it's just for a little while #Act II would have been unbearable if they couldn't have leaned on each other the way they did #so neither has any regrets about it at all #perks of dating when you're older #relationships come and go #friendships can last forever though

[retracexcviii]

Sharon Rainsworth

Heello there. Another edit I made.

This one is from the event at the end of Pandora Hearts, someone shared a photo and I edited and painted the missing parts.

#pandora hearts #ph #sharon rainsworth #emily #edits #my edit #with this one we are up to date #this week i am doing a new one #and it's the last one of the group #i will ask opinion for the next ones again there and there #so until then I probably won't have that much to share #also #probably in 2/4 days we will know if this month there is new vnc chapter #i couldn't expect it to come back #since it's something a lot of people is expecting #so they should have said something by this time #i wish i can eat my own words this month #we will see

[themyscirah]

Every time I start to seriously consider reading Tom King WW (aka whenever new issues release and I'm bored + not pulling anything that week) the new issue comes out and any panels I see immediately kill all interest with a vengeance

#seeing tk ww very much an inoculation to the “maybe i should read tk ww” disease #also for context. im no talking abt buying it just seeing whats going on #just to see whats up currently bc after solely reading back issues for like 3 years im just starting to read current stuff in the past like #6 months. and i like having the weekly release to keep me engaged and up to date and (hopefully) happy #but like its such a cycle w tk ww #bc i get bored enough that i start to think maaaaybe i should read it just to know and understand-- and then it comes out and i see panels #and just go oh god no im not strong enough #this week especially is pretty bad. id say you couldn't pay me to read that its so bleh uninteresting and not it to me but like. odds are #ill break one day and get there at some point #anti tom king #just grrrrr #ive read bad comics before but i feel like the more i read the less resistant to them i get

[twpsyn-who]

AU where Eddie is a radio host and Steve is listening to him every night.

Okok, so Steve found out about it once when he couldn't sleep and did go on a drive around the town to clear his head. And he's not a big fan of metal or rock (because that's the kind of music they play) but the host's voice is calm. Relaxed. Steve doesn't know himself what it is about that voice, but it makes him feel safe. So, every night he couldn't sleep or he would wake up from nightmares he would play the radio and listen to the host talking for hours. Steve isn't sure when he began imaginating that person being next to him, holding him close while talking about random things. When he began wondering how he looks, how he might be as a person...

Meanwhile Eddie is having the biggest crush on that one guy working at Family Video and he thinks both employees might like the same gender but he's not sure and he doesn't wanna risk flirting with the guy and get punched in the face and banned from the only place renting movies in their shitty town. So he's pinning hard. Totally not coming in there daily just to see the guy. Making a little bit of small chat with the girl cuz somehow he never gets the guy at the register and the girls always offer to help him up so he doesn't get to actually talk with the dude.

Robin 100% notices the guy comes daily and is a little sus of him, but she doesn't know if he's there for Steve or for her cuz damn is he giving mixed signals.

Yes Eddie complains about it sometimes at the radio, but makes sure to be vague enough so people wouldn't know he, a guy, is pinning after another guy. Meanwhile Steve is dense as fuck and can't connect the dots.

Is a whole shit show. They finally get introduced to each other via Jonathan Byer.

#'So how do you know Jonathan?' 'Oh. He's my ex's boyfriend. You?' #Eddie 'I can not tell him that Jonathan is my ex' Munson - 'I sell him drugs from time to time' #Idk I just wanna Steve to fall in love over Eddie's voice #also Steve listening to Eddie talk and paying the price for it by being forced to listen to metal 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 #this could also work as post season 'whatever season Eddie died in' if Eddie graduated when he was supposed to and his smitten ass couldn't #recognize Steve as yk King Steve Harrington #stranger things eddie #stranger things #stranger things steve #stranger things robin #steddie #stranger things steddie #steve harington #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #ok before anyone comes at me for the prev tags - I had at some point this vague idea for a multiverse AU for stranger things and some #variants of Eddie showed up to save this Eddie and they all found out at some point they have been dating Nancy's exes (with this Eddie #pinning over Steve aka Nancy's ex and another Eddie dating Jonathan aka Nancy's ex in that universe- cuz in there Nancy got together with #Jonathan first then they broke up and she got together with Steve- and that other Eddie who's dating Billy aka Nancy's ex but they lasted #only 3 weeks so idk of it counts) #they also came to the conclusion that they have no taste in man but that's another thing altogether #anyway the conclusion is that I'm a multishiper and I love to ship Eddie with people and why there are no ficts of Eddie and Jonathan :( #I would write one myself but I don't know the plot of the show or Jonathan's personality rip #I should read more Jonathan centric

[evilkitten3]

talk to me about sarada in a sakuino and sasunaru world i beg

i mean. i'll be honest with you anon idk if she'd exist. there was a sns comic with her that had some light sakuino in the background but if i'm being fully honest i personally have like. zero interest in most of the next gen kids. i like chouchou, i don't mind himawari, and i'm indifferent at best to the rest of them.

also i haven't seen/read bort and probably never will. i've read fics that did things i liked with sarada but since i personally have no real interest in her there's not a lot for me to do.

if you have any ideas on it feel free to share them, but unfortunately i don't really have much

#naruto #naruto shippuden #bort #bordo #uchiha sarada #sns #sakuino #i don't dislike sarada i just. don't really care about her? #honestly i'd probably be more interested if karin really WAS her secret mom #actually i do have a mini au in my head where sakura and karin WERE dating and sasuke agreed to donate for their kid #bc he wanted another uchiha around even if he didn't feel up to being a parent #but it turned out sakura couldn't get pregnant so it had to be karin #but like two months before karin gave birth she and sakura broke up #and karin wasn't willing to be a single mom but sakura was #and none of the three wanted to explain this to naruto so now all three of them are lying to konoha #sasuke and sakura are legally married but only so sarada can be sasuke's heir (initially this was going to be karin) #but honestly that au isn't really about sarada either it's about sakukarin being disaster exes #and also sasuke trying to figure out how to share what he remembers of being an uchiha #and also how to handle a kid who thinks he's her second parent instead of her sperm donor #eventually the truth comes out and sarada comes to the conclusion that she has three parents #then she makes sakura and sasuke get divorced since she's already technically a bastard and it doesn't really change much

[lisbonsteresa]

he's HORRIBLE

#tm #all the bullshit she put up with from him for 10 years and she's late to a crime scene ONCE and look at him ffajdslk #as if you give one single shit about punctuality patrick; but this brings up a point that i can't believe i never considered in all my bs: #does patrick jane know how to be jealous? discuss #i mean...obviously he KNOWS but....does he though #at the very least he's exceedingly out of practice #of course we know next to nothing about his and angela's relationship but between that and this he's basically had 10+ years of red john #and we know lisbon dated during that time (and we know he DID get jealous because...obviously how could he not) #but not jealous in a way he could act on - in part because ms 'intense and particular' didn't seem to have many repeat dates #(idiots) but mainly because of the red john of it all #i doubt he realized it on any conscious level (and if he did he repressed/ignored the shit out of it) #but he couldn't see anything happening with them while he had red john hanging over his head #(tangent: all his 'you deserve a good man' 'he's a good man' later on...he really doesn't see himself as a good man does he #my poor little meow meow - thinking about naomi's tags about the letter again god i wish that had happened) #and she deserves better than that; deserves better than him (SOB); so he lets the hints and the moments of jealousy pass by #but now....well now there's no more red john #he's still got a LOT to work through but that gigantic weight is off his shoulders and there's been this shift between them #(i can't come up with a better way of saying it than) they're flirting like they mean it....not that they didn't before #but now there's this sense of actual possibility behind it; this could be going somewhere; it's slow but they're taking actual (baby) steps #and then pike shows up and the whole thing is imploding as they speak - like he knows from the second that cab pulls up #how her date went and she knows that he'd know and they're just talking around it and they're so AWKWARD where they'd been #working so well together (minus an airplane ride or two) #and now he's trying REAL hard to be supportive even though he probably wants to curl up and sob #because he wants her to be happy (more than maybe anything he wants her to be happy) and he couldn't make her as happy as pike #she deserves a GOOD man and that is not him; she shouldn't have to put her life on hold for him anymore she's done that too much already #but what he doesn't get - what he can't quite comprehend (what absolutely stuns/amazes/thrills him at the end of blue bird) #is he DOES make her happy; he IS a good man (he might be the best man she knows; flaws and all); and (in this instance) #she'd be more than willing to wait for him; to be patient with him #if he'd only let her know that there's something there to wait for; something concrete they could be heading towards together

[amos-reviews-main]

I find it interesting that Tinn seems to be the more female coded character in My School President.  He is the dreamer, the romantic, the more submissive between him and Gun, despite being taller, which would usually place him in the more dominant role.

Despite being a Dreamer, he is not delusional.  He is a teenage boy who has been pining after a classmate from a different social circle than him for years, constantly trying to be noticed by Gun, even changing himself somewhat - losing the nerdy look but not changing his personality - but constantly failing because Gun has been more focused on his music than romantic pursuits.  He dreams of romanticised versions of what he wants to happen, but he lives in reality and isn’t ignoring the evolving relationship that him and Gun share.

Gun is definitely taking on the more masculine Seme role, now that he finally woke up to feelings (that may have been there for a while since the birthday flashback). He is openly and obviously flirting with Tinn (and making him flustered in the process) even if the are still taking things slowly while they get to know each other.  They have both let the other know they like them, and they are both acknowledging the other’s feelings.

I will be interested in if Tinn’s fantasy’s lessen as the show progresses, and the real version of Gun becomes better than any dream Tinn has imagined to this point.  We know from the dance sequence in Ep 3 that even if Tinn had to imagine the fantasy dance to get over the nerves of dancing with his crush, the dance that was observed by their classmates and teacher was just as romantic and genuine.  

#my school president #tinngun #tinn x gun #amos rambles #character analysis #I've seen takes comparing Tinn to Toh from SCOY #as they were both dreamers #but their dreaming is coming from two different places #Toh dreams due to chronic lack of self confidence and insecurity #He develops a crush on Nuea and starts stalking him #because he doesn't think a guy like Nuea could ever like him back #Even when they start hanging out #faux dating #and Nuea starts actually flirting with him #his insecurity prevents him from accepting reality #so he creates scenarios in his head that Nuea couldn't live up to #to save himself from heartache #The secret crush stopped being a secret about a third of the wat through the show #sorry #I just really didn't gel with the relationship between Toh and Nuea #I watched mostly for Daisy and In #amos rambles in tags

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

and um. yeah if it isn't obvious already. i'm not posting any of it until i finish all of it. bc im scared i won't finish it at all otherwise 😎

#Feed the Roses #i am amazed about the surplus of practical uses i've discovered for polls #its like i can almost pretend im a normal human being #anyways. my old due date is coming up again... feb 14th #i'm disappointed i couldn't reach it. but college is hard. and i'm still going to get it done #i'm trying not to put too much pressure on it. perfection is the bane of creativity and all that #anyways lmk what you think