#I fucking love cucumber

[fregget-frou]

What would the listeners bring as a good to a party/potluck/bbq in my opinion:

Angel: David made Mac n cheese with bacon and baked cheesy potatoes. Angel brought napkins :))

Sweetheart: tater tot casserole and jalapeño poppers, milo probably had to make them stop eating them in the car before they were all gone

Baabe: veggie plate with GOOD dip and veggie kebabs, they strike me as a fellow cauliflower lover

Darlin: stale pretzels and vodka. Sam brought some Apple fritters too

Sunshine: lemon tarts, orange tarts with caramelized peels they are gone very quickly

Freelancer: baklava and caprasi salad, specifically pear and walnut baklava Caelum helped

Lovely: lemonades and cold chili tofu , also a cute cups of blood for the vamps :)

Starlight: deviled eggs and cucumber rolls, they don’t really seem like the person to bring meats and they prolly love cucumber

Smartass: the grill champion!!! Burgers, chicken, hotdogs! Yes they’re competing with Aaron for grill privileges

Honey: pizza obv, watermelon and honeydew cups as well it’s Guys favorite fruit

#this is my opinion #I am biased #I fucking love cucumber #ITS SO GOOD #AND WITH DILL AND SOUR CREAM AUGHHHH #David does seem like he’d make a good Mac n cheese tho #freggzocs #redacted asmr #redacted asmr freelancer #redacted asmr gavin #redacted asmr angel #redacted asmr listener #redacted asmr sweetheart #redacted asmr lovely #I headcannon freelnacer as Greek #starlight and baabe give me veggitarian vibes #also I fucjing love califlower #I’m usually the one who snacks on veggie plates because I make good dips #sunshine also seems like a citrus lover #i know people like tarts but it’s my brothers fav and I eat them a lot so I don’t like them anymore #atleast darlin is bringing pretzels #redacted asmr headcanons #freggrambles

[maypersonne]

Shang Qinghua really does think that he is unlovable huh

He really thinks that he is of no value to anyone if he isn't making himself useful he will be disposed off and that will be it

He genuinely believes no would ever want him so he manipulate and posture as a lesser so to be seen as a necessary annoyance rather than the pest he believes himself to be

He hates all the work he has to do but he prefers exhaustion to the paranoia and anxiety that eat him up when he isn't showcasing his value

He is in a constant battle just to be acceptable rather than loved so he can just be in the presence of those who are dear to him

Like damn like father like son I can see where binghe got all his issues like airplane bro stop unloading it all on your OCs look you gave the poor dear anxiety

#sqh child of divorce #svsss #shang qinghua #actually this was part of my grand scheme to formulate that everything is cumplane but like it became its own thing #i was gonna relate it to #moshang #i was trying to say that bingqiu and moshang relationship hangups are similar #like mobei jun is repressing his feelings and believes that someone like him doesn't fall in love with a human or a servant or a lil rat #he internalized how he should and shouldn't act to be socially acceptable like sqq #and like he's difficult to read in general and refuses to talk about his feelings that also he doesn't understand #sqq and mbj both have sinuous minds that defy the mortal's comprehension #anyway #cumplane agenda #sqh: i made a power fantasy! #(cucumber voice): you fucked up a perfectly good protagonist is what you did! look at it it got anxiety! #sqh: well see thats what some would call a self insert #like sqh making memes about isn't making it better but i guess it's maybe better then bottling it all up #sqh got so much of his validation from his readers #so for sy to actually *see* him to criticize him to believe in him to know how good he can be #he doesn't even realize it #that does something sqh's lizard brain

[torchstelechos]

I do think its really important to remember that SY was suppose to be the villain character but its only because of his kindness and newly gained life that he didn’t end as one. In the very beginning of the story we learn that Peerless Cucumber Bro often left comments on how SJ didn’t get his dues and needed to be punished more, and only after he transmigrated did he acknowledge how awful of a death SJ had. He also made point to explain that he only read the book for LBH, which he noted to enjoy his decisive actions and deft ability to kill. Markedly, he liked his brutality and personality over the erotica that the majority of PIDW fans enjoyed. Peerless Cucumber Bro is someone who loves action and the ability to cut right to the chase, something that he does not do and most likely has difficulty with in his world.

Speaking of, it is something to note that Peerless Cucumber bro is rich. He had head chefs, he could pay for a 6k+ chapter book of erotica in 20 days, he noted that he could not understand SJs envy and ambition for power since he lives well, and he even noted to himself that his family was well off. He is incredibly wealthy, and it shows. Which is important to note because he, not once, showed any guilt or remorse on dying and leaving his family behind. Yes, he sometimes refers to people as being similar to his family but he never showed any pain for losing that life like he did when he lost LBH. This is important because I genuinely think SY was depressed and self destructive to himself, which goes against popular HC that he was chronically/terminally ill (I do like this HC and like how its portrayed in fanfiction). It would explain how he ended up dying all alone by himself, and how blase he was to his own life and death.

SQQ is a self destructive force who ended up dying three times, and didn’t feel anything about death itself. He was worried about others and the effect it had on them, but for himself it was up and on again like it never happened. He does not care for his health, had self isolated as SY to the point he died alone, and has a horrible self esteem to the point that he continuously agrees when other people put him down and often calls himself the villain. Even though we have seen the evidence of someone who is always being thrust into new situations and awful plots, he calls himself lazy and easy going. He hides his thoughts and feelings behind his fan and has a remarkably thin face. At the very base of his actions and his thoughts, he is self destructive, powerful, and smart. This is the set up for a villain.

However, when shown the actual people in front of him and forced to act as SJ did towards LBH and his disciples, he flinches from it. He notes that it happening in front of him was different. His entire self soothing comedy monologue went quiet when he had to enforce the Endless Abyss scene, and grieved for the childish innocence he killed from one of his favourite people. SY was set up to be the villain and obviously thinks of himself as one, but can not act as one. If he had the choice LBH would have been his sticky sweet white lotus disciple for as long as LBH wished to be.

His kindness, as seen in the book, is what turned him from being “the scumbag villain” to the protagonist we see in the novels. Which, yes, he is a protagonist! He even has the protag halo that LBH has and its very funny in the meta way for SQQ not to realize this, but thats for another post. But he loves his disciples, he loves his peak lord siblings, he loves his Binghe, he loves his new life, and he is kind. That is what kept him from being the villain he sees himself as, his kindness and love for others. Whether that be romantic, platonic, or familial, he loves the people he has met and he treats them kindly. That is why it is important to remember that he was set up as the villain by everything in the story we do not see, but what we do see is him continuously changing the story to fit a new genre that lets as many people as he can save live. Sorry sorry, I just think about SY being set up as a villain so much. It changes a lot of views I have on the series when I remember the duality of SYs story and character development.

#SVSSS #scumbag self saving system #Shen Yuan #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #Meta #I think?? Haha I dont usually do metas but I dont know how to write fanfic for this series #so Im just writing down my thoughts on the characters #Like how if we see this from the PIDW characters POV SY is truly a villain #Its just something that makes me laugh because he is a villain just as much as he isnt! #what a wonderful complex character to write for. This type of story. #I wonder if Peerless Cucumber Bro would forgive me for writing meta about him?? I think he would be kind of happy but utterly disgusted #ew fans that actually think im complex even though Im a really simple person with no hidden motives -SQQ probably #I love this fucking idiot so much I relate to him on a spirtual level and think he was probably depress to the point of having A Plan. #if you know what I mean #because I still think him reading PIDW entirely in 20 days marks a special occasion for something and if its not for the final chapter... #Anyway #I love this stupid sweet potato of a character #Oh! New tag! #Sweet Potato SQQ #for archiving puproses on meta for him #Probably not good meta I didnt even add quotes or page numbers Im just talking out my ass from what I remember #Watch me write an essay on this lmao

[digitalclowns]

“So, it’s like that…”

I’ve been reading Cucumber Quest and I have brainrot about Noisemaster so! I made this small doodle thing

Noisemaster my beloved, I think he might just be my new comfort character. Also he and Mutemaster deserved a happy ending :(

#cucumber quest #noisemaster #cq Noisemaster #gellyroll #traditional art #new hyperfixation #move aside Edolon #there’s a new comfort character in town #and it’s also a fucked up villain #but like #he’s a little guy #fucked up little guy #i love him #digitalclowns art #digitalclowns #digitalclowns posting

[piosplayhouse]

thoughts?

RHIS IS PERFECT LMFAOOO

I love how the cumplane sex arrow only goes one way I completely agree I think it would be super funny if that was sqq's first sexuality experiment so he gets super hung up on the humiliation of his virginity being taken by THE airplane shooting towards the sky (idiot) and meanwhile airplane regularly fucks and has already forgotten their hookup ever happened

#sorry i love airplane fucks hcs i think it would be funny if sqq was beating his ass for writing bad sex scenes and meanwhile sqhs like #cucumber bro sorry to tell you this but i havent been a virgin for years im just not into women #lemon text #svsss #scumbag self saving system #shen qingqiu #sqq #cumplane #shen yuan #bingqiu #moshang #luo Binghe #mobei jun #shang qinghua #sqh #scum villain's self saving system

[huntersapprentice]

WAGHHJ

a new year approaches, and before this one ends, I'd like to throw some doodles at y'all

happy almost new years 🎉💕

#veggietales #gijinkas #hollow knight ocs #I should really make a self shipping tag... fucking #plan for 2024 make the tags IVE BEEN MEANING TO FOREVER #bob the tomato #larryboy #larry the cucumber #also my ocs who I havent drawn in so long but I still love them so much #I should also make tags for them.... #but Im saving that for 2024 me #ember umen and nokka my lovely little fools

[steakout-05]

ahhh fucked up little six-nippled snake-handed spiritual dude covered in buffalo fur with heterochromia and a bird beak nose my beloved

oh YEAH? you only got ONE PEENEYE????

#xavier renegade angel #he's so fucked up and weird i love him #i have the entire argument he has with himself in shakashuri blowdown memorised word for word #you slumber a cucumber! you catch up on some zzz'eds you get outta my heads! #you snost you lost #that one isn't in the episode but it's so funny to say in his voice #a lot of things are funny to say in his voice #one time me and a friend were reading the entire ''does bruno mars is gay?'' website's pages in Xavier's voice #like it has multiple pages and all of the ones written by the ''does bruno mars is gay'' guy are all hilariously written #there's like 2 people running that website it's really funny #anyway...... xra funny you should go watch it if you like really surreal 3d animated shows that look like they come from a low budget- #-ps2 game with wordplay and a story that is simultaneously the dumbest and ridiculous and most clever thing you've ever heard #it has an episode where xavier's in a pickup truck getting chased by a sentient living explosion that used to be some kid's dad #and at the end of it he says ''they say when you die you shit your pants. not me. i'm gonna shit my heart out.'' and it's really funny #in the words of julius caesar: it's like lsd on acid! #sketch

[cokowiii]

@tammydrawz “Donnie drowning Leo in cucumber galorade after he tricked the purple turtle into drinking it in a energy drink can”

Do people not like the cucumber flavor!?

#drawing #sketch #rottmnt #tmnt #doodle #tmnt 2018 #rise of the tmnt #comic #donnie #tmnt fanart #small artist #color #leo #request #artists on tumblr #I fucking love the cucumber flavor Gatorade

[random-mica-person]

This is peanut butter. they are friend shaped

I fucking love ferrets but they are a pain to draw aaaa

Good news! If you fucking love ferrets too and would like merch of peanut butter, you can get some on my redbubble :>

#art #mica's art #ferret #animal #cute #long dog noodle #living pipe cleaner #furry slinky #cucumber mouse #cat snake #discount pokemon #i fucking love ferrets so much i stg #they are so shaped

[obstinaterixatrix]

Also it looks like I’ll be taking ex-coworker out for pho this weekend, she’s never had it before :V if I’m being evil and strategic, I won’t tell her that it’s a cash only place so I can pay her back for the burger. but I suppose the fair thing to do is give her autonomy and fight over the bill on equal terms rather than having an unfair advantage.

#my ramblings #tbh it’s been pretty easy to cut takeout out of my spending habits #because I kind of hate ordering delivery #the food prices are jacked up AND you have to pay and tip the driver AND the food isn’t as fresh #I’d rather eat at a restaurant as a treat or eat with friends if it comes down to it #and also food is so expensive in the usa #I used to think a reasonable amount to spend on lunch was 10-15 and a reasonable price for dinner was 20-25 #nowadays the prices aren’t that… #any time I see the price of a cucumber roll I wince #that guy used to be $4 tops what do you mean it’s being sold for $5-6 #also also I never trust delivery from a restaurant I haven’t been to #in fact I barely trust delivery from a restaurant I *HAVE* been to #there’s a place that only does hash browns for the breakfast menu #like grated potato hash browns #I love when the potatoes are grated. I hate grating potatoes for hash browns but it tastes so good. #ANYWAY I paid the STUPID upcharged price for delivery #and it came COLD #so fucking mad. I’ll never order delivery from that place again. #I’ll go to eat tho I haven’t been there in a while #it’s a little fancy. not like folded napkin fancy but farm to table fancy. #eating out at a restaurant last weekend was like ‘yeah I do enjoy this :) especially going to restaurants I enjoy :)’

[drawbudd]

please reblog this post with a character (or ship) and what song you associate with them!!

i don't mean like ''oh yeah this suits them'' (although you're free to name multiple songs and talk about why if you want to though! this is a character appreciation post foremost!!), but more something like every time you listen to that song now, even if you're not even in that fandom anymore, it will always be their song to you

i'll start with one that's been on my mind for ages, and that's huntlow and ''golden hour'' by JVKE

#wow actually me talking #playlist #i also kinda associate ''where the watermelons rot'' by Madelynn Whitt with Philip Wittebane but not so strongly that i'd say its his song #definitely an honorable mention though #(as you can tell owl house has definitely been on my mind sisfeiufe) #but yeah definitely go ahead and reblog this post with your fave and their song!! #i'd love to see the perspective and maybe even discover some new songs along the way #and don't think ''ohhh but my blorbo is cringe :('' look at me #in this house we appreciate characters and the magic of creating stories and in turn the stories make who we are!!! #it could be the fucking Cucumber from Veggietales for all i care

[elytrafemme]

someone remind me to post a really bizarre comment i got on ao3 here bc im reeling but first. one thing i like abt college (at least my college experience so far) is truly nobody gives a Single Shit. like my textural issues and picky eating made me nervous that ppl would be weird but like no we make light hearted jokes about me eating a full plate of plain pasta. i can experiment w new things and if i dont like it thats okay. i just made myself plain pita bread and my roommate saw me and i was like oh shit do i have to explain and so i told her a bit abt it and shes like no thats so real im heating up a popeyes leftover rn. like nobody cares about what i do and don't eat and if they invite me somewhere w food i dont want i can just decline and Oughhgh i fucking LOVE college bro

#nightmare.personal #i both hate college (the institution) and love college (the mental health relief of being here) #my college for unrelated reasons fucking SUCKS but #hehe people so niceys here... #also i was nervous ppl would be like why aren't you eating a diverse array of foods but #i have only received positive comments abt me getting stacks of cucumber slices instead of a salad #and my buddy eats basically the same meal every time we get lunch together so like he does not care either #ppl eat what they want and its so! <3 yeah #also even tho the dining hall is rated like shit here i actually like the dining hall food which means #auspicious prospects for literally every other school bc i know objectivley ours is ASS #but i do go crazy for their rice despite everything

[dixy]

going to make silly salad (random vegetables i like with vinegar & olive oil (and spices))

#mostly cucumbers tho i fucking love them #tpt

[0wlzcr4ft]

#crispy please for the love of god my stupid lil weewizz joke is abt stacking donuts on on a cucumber #i need to learn to fucking filter myself 💀

[kriegsmutter]

cucumber water

#i love cucumber water #with ice… fuck #hydrate urself gang #hal

[huntersapprentice]

can I copy your homework

#veggietales #petunia rhubarb #bob the tomato #larry the cucumber #i dont have much additional tags except for #I love petunia archibald larry trio. love when cartoon episodes that arent objectively strong but are still just kinda fun #also I love petunia's blouse wirh the beige pants. literally one of her best outfits in my opinion #PANTS???? I MEANT SKIRT. WHAT THE FUCK