#I love how the vees are like

[midnight-mismanagement]

I think it would be funny if in season 2 it becomes a running gag of Vox sending spies to the hotel who just end up captured into the net of found family and friendship and become part of the clientele and Vox doesn’t get why he keeps losing contact with them (and assumes Alastor probably killed them) until one day Charlie comes to personally thank him for bringing her so many souls for rehabilitation and for believing in her cause and Vox just. Doesn’t know what is happening. And short circuits.

#I love how the vees are like #so bad at being antagonists that they loop around to actually helping the plot #then charlie offers vox a spot at the hotel if he ever feels he needs #and it takes all of his self-control not to laugh in her face #but #this is an opening #maybe he can see for himself what alastor is up to #(and then my self-indulgent unrealistic brain goes to and then he also gets sucked into the clientele without realizing) #he would die without access to his gamer room of screens tho #and alastor keeps trying to ban his technology from the hotel #but vox just sends charlie one of his pathetic expressions #‘but it reminds me of home’ #and charlie folds immediately #allows him some installation of his screens in his own room #yeah I know this is unrealistic but shh #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox

[paper-lilypie]

Noceda-Clawthornes

#the owl house #siblings siblings siblings siblings SIBLINGS SIBLINGS SIBL #i love them A Lot Okay #actually very proud of how this came out #i like to think they’d be very close actually #luz noceda #hunter toh #king clawthorne #vee noceda #fanart #clawthorne siblings #noceda siblings #toh #toh spoilers

[momentomori24]

Surprisingly, hearing Vox and Val technically (I love how technically needed to be added) aren't dating didn't upset me as much as I thought it would. It did... for like a minute until I thought about how painfully much it fits them.

Val throws tantrums and is ready go out and kill people to let off steam, but decides to stay put in his room and sulk instead while he waits for his flat-faced prince to come and comfort him before he does anything drastic. He's killed and abused people for the slightest hint of non-compliance, which he sees as giving him an attitude or questioning his authority, but he doesn't so much as flinch when Vox raises his voice and starts shaking him in frustration more than once. He doesn't lash out or get angry when Vox tries to talk him out of marching towards the hotel, but instead listens to his points and takes his words to heart even when they weren't what he wanted to hear. He's not interested in Alastor, but is willing to sit through watching the extermination broadcast because Vox is a passionate football dad about his one-sided rival getting dunked on. He doesn't even act jealous towards Vox's obsession, just weirdly amused and supportive even tho he hates not being the center of attention any other times. And then there's Vox, who acts like he's annoyed to have to put up with Valentino but still does it anyway. He acts disinterested about Val's ranting over Angel until he hears that Angel might've quit because he's an jealous, insecure loser that wants that mf's attention to himself. He lights his cigarette and decides to call up their lowest earners for him to terrorize without being asked just to lighten his mood a little (unrelated but i feel for their employees). He keeps his eyes on him both in his room and when he's at the pub through the cameras he's got everywhere. He takes his hand like one would with a princess and smiles fondly at him before disappearing when noticing they're being watched. He's the only person that Val trusts enough to calm him down when his temper gets the better of him. And Val-- despite his volatile temper and obnoxious quirks-- is someone he respects and cares about, both as his business associate and romantic partner.

And they aren't dating. Val and Vox clearly have a connection and understanding and attraction yet are unable to confront those feelings in fear of being vulnerable. So they aren't dating. Val obsesses over Angel and Vox obsesses over Alastor to distract themselves of the other only to fall back into each other's arms at the end of the day. Even tho they aren't dating. They celebrate, dance, sing, support and shamelessly make out with each other. They're the only ones that would put up with each other's bullshit no matter what-- but for some reason, they're still not dating. They are two of the worst Overlords in Hell, capable of committing so many despicable acts and jumping to immoral tactics for their own gain without any regrets, but opening that door into genuine emotional vulnerability? Acknowledging their softness for each other? That's where they draw the line. They're clearly made for each other, but neither of them dare to step over that line to commit to something more.

Which means that we could get to actually see these changes take place. We could get to see more sides to these two we still haven't seen before. We could get to see them actually start dating and the complicated journey it took to get there. We could get to scream and kick and seeth as these two morons continue to dance around admitting their very much requited romantic feelings for every stupid reason under the sun episode after episode. We could get to see these two fix each other and make each other worse simultaneously. Mostly make each other worse. We could get to see them have a romantic duet. We could get to see them be happy together-- officially together-- while they make life worse for everyone around them.

All this mumbo-jumbo, sleep-deprived ranting will likely not happen, but the potential character growth, the dynamic development, the resolved romantic tension, the SONGS we could get??? I'm clinging onto this hope for dear life until it's ripped from my cold, dead hands.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #voxval #staticmoth #only a few things make me giddier than two horrible men being less horrible when they're together #two businessmen who keep their hearts behind lock and key and refuse to acknowledge that they might actually be in love #whose actions speak louder than words even when they don't want them to #this is absolutely fueled by the bad liars comic by lola summer and how it portrayed their dynamic btw #and by the valentino animatic as well #case in point i really want some tender moments between these two and the vees in general #like please #viv please #not brushing this up have my incoherent rambling about these two in its purest form #i'm frothing at the mouth over these two and you're going to suffer through this mess with me #shoutout to all the staticmoth shippers that used viv's confirmation about them not dating to make themselves stronger you guys are awesome #momento rambles

[gloriousmonsters]

picturing Velvette huddled up on a Hell doorstep 2 hours after she arrived making a list of possible ways to get some power as quickly as possible on a bloodstained cellphone she took off a corpse and it's like

create startup, get aqui-hired

become first hellfluencer

sugar daddy?

startup + collab with a celebrity for more attention

celebrity boyfriend?

become already powerful couple's third, profit

actually find people to work with who respect and value my skills and me as a person <- this one is a joke

and then a year later she's in bed, awake after vox and val have nodded off for once, looking at mockups of the Vee tower design on her phone, and brings up the old list for just a minute to cross everything else out and write in 'all of the above???'

#YES IT'S BEING SAPPY ABOUT VELVETTE AND POLYVEES HOURS #in my headcanon she crashlanded in Hell juuuuust after the extermination happened and/or during the tail end of it #and it was both a curse and a blessing in clawing together her first tiny power base #because there's a lot up for grabs! but it's basically like being hired in retail during holiday season #but that's one of the reasons that usually hanging out during exterminations is one of her favorite activities #it's a potent reminder of how much power and safety she's gained #anyway i just love how Velvette is so 110% for her boys and their mutual brand the fact she has a #'<3' i.e 'V3' phone case kills me among other things #to me she seems like someone who dealt with being unappreciated her whole life so being part of this #powerful flashy exciting thing she shaped and getting attention not only online but from her clearly appreciative #*carmilla carmine voice* colleagues #hits her hard. ok i need to shut up and make velvette psychology/past headcanons a different post sometime #hazbin velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #poly vees #polyvees #polyamorvee #happy days in hell (hazbin tag)

[akkivee]

*OTOME VOICE* THEY ARE THE QUEENS

#vee queued to fill the void #WAKING UP TO GREAT NEWS FEELS AMAZING LMAO #NO MORE NEMU.PNG WE HAVE REAL WOMEN IN OUR HOME #ichijiku………… her lips are so pouty how does she look so powerful but also looks like she’s tragic i’m— #i need— #i might be biting my fist at the thought of nemu next to uehara samatoki lmao #and there’s so much life in stage otome’s eyes LOL i already love her AND THEM I CAN T WAIT TO SEE MORE #WOMEN LETS GO LETS GO WOMEN LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[khanidae]

Late artfight revenge for C0RNIX!

#hellhound #canine #fantasy art #illustration #artists on tumblr #furry #furry art #art #artfight #c0rnix #vee #i love this character so so much #i spent too much time on this #but i like how it came out! #gotta work on the design for the patterns of the windows though #i do want to find a mix between my style and semi believable stained glass #not there yet but working on it

[seagull-scribbles]

By unpopular demand, 💕 Val

#hazbin hotel #Valentino #the vees #here he be #Valentino in my own style #I didn’t want to draw his wings as a coat because he wouldn’t look much different #and then I decided naked was more on brand ahaha #listen he is a moth AND he is from the seventies he SHOULD have atleast some body hair #I shaded him so much you can’t even see everything but I had so so so much fun with this #I’m embarrassed to say how long I spent on it when he isn’t even my favourite bee #but I do actually like him he’s a great villain #and I love that he genuinely believes everyone just loves him he’s so deluxe #he’s like velveteen and fox’s pet cat but he also runs the house ahahahaha #anyway here he is #I haven’t marked it as mature because he kindly censored himself #what a good boy…. #don’t…. #don’t think into the smoke and drool too much…. #can’t believe this turned into a bit of a thirst trap but also I can #he kindly whispered in my ear to give him some piercings

[starrytect]

sunny forest and danyonvanished are genuinely hilarious ships to me because how the fuck you gonna find love when you and your bro are both greasy af and constantly covered in blood sweat and dirt and are also hella pasty cuz you haven’t seen the sun in literal YEARS

#i say this with love btw #i just. god. they’re so silly #like i KNOW vee and tucker are just #so rancid #liaison!danyon even more so because he’s a drippy darkwater zombie #how. HOW does anyone kiss their homies goodnight without acknowledging how gross they both are #they are probably just immune at this point tbh. fuckin losers #i was gonna say they could prolly bathe in a lake or something till i remembered they’re all darkwater LMAO #so yeah these guys are just gross forever. L #the sun vanished #tsv

[benchtrioupdates]

Ranboo duetted himself on TikTok!

#mod vee #I DOWNLOADED THIS TWO HOURS AGO AND FORGOT TO UPDATE ON IT 😭😭 #also sir its been three days. #ranboo #tiktok #saw the dance chain person comment ‘ah so you do know how duets work’ love that for them #anywys watching the new resident evil show and cuddling with my cat life is good #i mean i dunno if the show’s very good im only like 20 minutes in but the cat is nice #sorry im rambling in the tags xD

[vse-kar-vem]

now that i am semi-confidently ?? both on tumblr and twitter i have to say that joker out twitter is what i imagine being in the most cliquey american high school would be like 😭

#im just in my corner munching on cucumber sticks from home or whatever #its..... something ...... i prefer it here infinitely love u forever joblr #vee rambles #noo i swear you could make one of those relationship charts #like ohh so this group of people are close mutuals and one of them has beef with this other person! and that person has a friend who hates #the first groups guts but are friends with people super close to the onss they hate??? #like im just making shit up but ... no matter how bad we get at least we're not 😭 them 😭 #its so bad #like i cant lie i have that nosy drama following hater streak in me but this shit is heavy man 😭

[valoale]

I wanted to take a cute picture of me and my dog today but somehow it didn’t go as planned

The queen goes rogue

#hello from an undisclosed location in South Karelia #also known as the underworld #I have never loved anyone or anything like I love my dog #and she deserves the world #and her own post #my soulmate #she’s getting old and it makes me sad #wish she could live forever #also crazy how I was able to go to the forest with my dog earlier and now I’m having one of the worst crashes my chronic illness cooks up #never let them know your next move right #anyway look at her cute little face #aino the dog #Vee talks

[platonically-loving-alastor]

Listening to What The World Needs (the only song I've heard from Ride The Cyclone) but imagining a Hazbin animatic where it's Vox telling Alastor why the people at the hotel suck and he really should just work with him and the Vees instead

#dont know much about Ocean but she and Vox seem to have some similarities #like how i love them both depsite them being absolute pieces of shit #hazbin hotel #alastor #vox #the vees #rtc

[willosword]

hmm just watched ep 3 and it didn't vibe with me that much. i kinda wish 'knife lady' had a stronger connection to the main cast if she's gonna be such an important catalyst to the plot. like keep everything the same but maybe make her vaggie's mom instead

#like i get the parallel sentiments but it seemed a little clunky since we didnt have any previous time or connection with her #willow whispers #velvet's part was epic though i love how the vees are all arrogant little shits #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers

[gloriousmonsters]

tbh the more setting details i notice the more i realize how the other Vees are signaled as complicit/participant in Angel's abuse.

It's not just Velvette's 'love potion' being used in an attempt to roofie him out in the world - it's a huge poster of her advertising the 'love potion' put up in Val's studio, notably paired with a Voxtech 'Trust Us' poster on another wall. When Vox is walking past posters in his first appearance, Angel Dust posters are noticeable, along with a Love Potion advertisement that features both Val and Velvette and a poster that just seems to be for the Vees in general. When Angel backs away from Val in his dressing room, a scene where he's been taken out of sight of Charlie and is alone with Val - up pops a Love Potion on his dressing table to one side of him, and a Voxtech camera trained on him on his other side. The other Vees are present, in spirit. When Vox and Val fuck off at the end of Poison (and there's YET MORE to be said about that moment) and Angel finally has his moment of genuine breakdown, there's a Voxtech camera in the foreground pointed at him. Even when he's 'off-camera' he's not safe from observation, and even when he and Val are 'alone', the other Vees are there.

also Velvette is wearing the same outfit she's wearing in the Love Potion poster as she is in the finale, I don't think that necessarily means anything but well. i noticed it

#the vees #angel dust #hazbin hotel meta #happy days in hell (hazbin tag) #abuse mention #cw abuse #mainly been noticing the hell out of this bc of the handful of people who'll be like #'i like the other vees but not Valentino i hope they get rid of him/leave him etc' #bc the implication is always 'valentino is worse than the other two' #but like. aside from their own terrible activities it really is crazy how much 'no comrade. OUR abuse victim' #shows up in the setting and staging details #which i love. they're all SO awful and SO tight-knit i am foaming at the mouth to see more of them next season #but also goddd Angel's life somehow gets Worse every time you pay closer attention. baby.

[akkivee]

my hypster magazine finally came in the mail lmao and man the special feature talking about how the world is coping without mics is very interesting??? like:

crime as a whole is at an all time high

within ikebukuro, the police are doing fck all about it so the bb have volunteered their services to making the civilians feel safe

ichiro’s been a mediator within more casual disputes, expressing his desire to talk things thru if possible, jiro’s got his whole high school as a neighbourhood watch and saburo’s set up a huge surveillance system to keep watch

in yokohama, the sea port has been particularly targeted and the report says the police and yakuza have teamed up to protect the flow of commerce. katengumi has stepped up to protect the territory and rio is keeping watch via satellite images and drones

in shibuya, dice complains of disruptions in gambling dens and the lack of real gambling has dulled his senses lol. he’s trying to compensate by making his own gambling game lol and he hasn’t been able to pay his phone bill due to lack of funds so he hasn’t been able to talk to ramuda or gentaro

curiously, neither of those two were mentioned in the article, save for dice using the section to try to reach out to them

in shinjuku, the day is desolate and the night scene is busier than ever. doppo’s company has been particularly hit by logistics nightmares as they’re haemorrhaging money due to lost medical equipment. (doppo’s boss has been accusing him of stealing funds and doppo claps back asking what exactly has he been managing currently lol)

shinjuku central hospital has been at full capacity with patients due to the inability to fend off armed criminals. fragrance has seen a significant uptick in patrons

in osaka, businesses have taken a sharp turn towards maliciousness, with scams at an all time high. sasara and rosho advise not to go out at night alone, and rosho, as a teacher, further explains that adults have a duty to protect minors, especially as a person who has been affected by scams in the past. neither sasara nor rosho have heard from rei in a long while, stating dh is on hiatus because of it

in nagoya, petty crimes are up because there seems to be a restlessness amongst them without the mics giving the populace the power to stand out. hitoya himself watched a dude climb up nagoya castle literally for the memes. the court of law has been barren as of late so nobody is being tried for crimes but he believes justice will prevail in due time

kuukou and jyushi have taken up patrolling nagoya in order to persuade others into not doing crimes and all three of them still practice rap battling together

#this is vee speaking #like i highly doubt they’ll put most of this in the drama tracks #so here’s some worldbuilding for y’all when the tracks come out next week(!!!!!!!!!!!!) lol #i love to see how proactive some of these divisions are lol shoutout to bb mtc and bat lol #dice is very funny but i am very concerned he’s out here in this new world without anyway to contact his support group lol?????????????? #like not only it’s scary if something happened to him but what if something’s wrong with ramuda and/or gentaro??????????????? #and he’s literally too broke to know lol???????????????? #the dh section just like………. murdered me because it ends with rosasa wondering if rei’s just somewhere out there drinking without them #aka drinking by himself AND THEYRE………….. THEYRE AIKATAS GODDAMMIT A WHOLE SET DO NOT SEPARATE #i also think it’s neat both bb and bat are focused on trying to resolve with the power of words ::::) #ichiro’s the only one with rap on the entire album and bat’s the only section talking about their rap practices ::::) #lol and somewhat offhandedly hitoya is talking about justice prevailing in front of nagoya castle #and that’s actually nagoya castle’s catchphrase lol i wonder if that’s a very subtle sign for something lol

[lonelyquail]

speaking of plagiarism did you know I love my oc sera. I don't have anything new to share about her really but I do want to report that I still love her a lot.

#i still think its very funny i made her Before learning abt [redacted] #and then i was like. looking over her lore again after consuming that media. and going Well Shit. #then leaned into it anyway while making up her final arc bc it gave me Ideas. #this is really how character creation is supposed to go #we all love the world's most self destructive girlbeast in the world though. yes girl we love your death spiral #vee shut up