#I think it would've been funny

[rassicas]

A different day, the legend returns.

Fuck you, it's Sunday everyone.

#Or Saturday? Timezones. #Splatoon #Splatoon 3 #jelfonzo #I am SO GLAD he returns #I also think it would've been really funny if they changed the text #Because that would mean They Know #But also it's great that the shirt is in there. Unchanged.

[the-final-sif]

I need to hop back into my transformers bullshit for just a moment because I don't think they've had much interaction in canon, but I think it'd be really really funny if Tarn was actually terrified of Starscream.

Like, I dunno if MTMTE/IDW canon has confirmed Starscream's immortal spark for that particular series, but I'm going to assume it carries over. If so, it'd make Tarn's power basically useless against him.

In my ideal headcanon, Tarn got sick of Starscream's shit at some point and went against Megatron to try to murder him. He tried to do this subtly using his voice only for it to 100% not work even a little bit. He would've had this whole build up where he got Starscream alone and was attempting to be a dramatic bitch about the whole thing and build up to the murder and then-

And then it just doesn't work and there's a really awkward pause where Starscream is looking around kind of expecting something to happen when literally nothing does. Tarn is trying to keep a normal conversation going now while also attempting the murder again and again just for it to literally do nothing. Eventually Starscream gets sick of him being weird and walks out judging the guy.

It'd be so fucking funny particularly because Starscream having an immortal spark is generally totally unknown, so Tarn would have to assume that Starscream had found some way to render his ability useless, which is terrifying. Tarn is now extremely worried that Starscream somehow had a spy and found out what he was planning to do ahead of time. He might've even been able to get something into Tarn's head somehow to know his plan this well. Clearly that level of genius must be part of why Megatron keeps him around. Tarn was a fool for having attempted to disobey, and Starscream was clearly not a problem he could solve like this. What if Starscream reports this clear disobedience to Megatron? Tarn just tried and failed to kill the second in command! Starscream would have every right to demand his execution if he so desired, or save this as blackmail!

Tarn is just out of his mind spinning conspiracy theories and getting super high levels of paranoia about Starscream. Just doing whatever he can to not have to be in the same place as the guy. He runs under the assumption he's being blackmailed by Starscream for his attempt and does what he can to not cross the seeker.

Meanwhile from Starscream's perspective, Tarn showed up and had a very weird conversation where he kept raising his voice at random times and then nothing happened. Then the guy freaked out and got even more weird about it. He has no idea why this happened. He has no idea that Tarn is hiding from him. He thought it was weird and stopped thinking about it after a few days. Starscream's minding his own business and mostly forgot about this entire thing after two weeks meanwhile Tarn is having a mental breakdown about it for years.

#tarn idw #tarn #starscream #starscream idw #tarn mtmte #tf mtmte #transformers #crack #sif speaks #everyone who follows me for other stuff can ignore this #we were just talking about transformers in the drblr discord the other day #and it got me thinking about how funny this would be #also I know it was more fitting for megatron to kill tarn and everything #but it would've been really really funny in this au #if starscream showed up at the necroplanet for some reason #and tarn just fucking booked it out of there #literally NOBODY knows why he's so scared of starscream #meanwhile starscream was entirely there to be a bitch about something #and he's equally confused #idk I just think it'd be really really funny

[catwafers]

i'm coping

#trigunbookclub #<- this is for you guys #trigun #trigun maximum #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash the stampede #vashwood #trigun fanart #was having my doubts but i saw ppl talking about the wedding imagery and i was like okay now i HAVE to finish this #i considered making angelina ww's pfp but i didn't want to draw her. sorry. ik it would've been funny #meme tag #my art #artists on tumblr #if you're thinking 'oh?! this is someone new in the book club tag?!" no it's me june. this is just my sideblog. hi #trigun spoilers #trimax spoilers

[bloodsbane]

crying and sobbing bc like. i guess it was never the 'proper' or 'official' translation of this line, so i get why it's different, but ;lkajsfdlkj NOTHING is ever going to top the way this line was originally delivered to me:

let genya say fuck im begging you

#banebabbles #demon slayer #demon slayer spoilers #just in case lol #kny #EVEN IF THEY'D JUST SAID 'TINY' INSTEAD OF PUNY. I THINK IT WOULD'VE BEEN FUNNIER #although i think 'puny' is more fitting for genya specifically to say #like 'WHY IS IT SMALL AND /WEAK/ LOOKING' is the vibe that comes w 'puny' so it kinda works #it fits w the way he talks #BUT ANYWAY. I FORGOT ABOUT THIS LINE UNTIL IT CAME UP AND I WAS LIKE LOL. AND THEN ALSO INSTANTLY DISAPPOINTED #it's funny

[canisalbus]

I find little Machete being happy over bread baking to be so endearing, especially because I can imagine a world in which helping with baking was one of the few childhood joys he had (due to the lack of art of him happy as a pup), and then remembering the art you did months back of modern Machete making a souffle, I can see reincarnated Machete being drawn towards baking in his free time due to those residual feelings from his past life.

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#aww dang #it's funny you remembered the souffle and made that connection #I didn't even think of that but it's very fitting #to be fair the part of his childhood he spent as an oblate in the monastery was relatively worry-free and uneventful #small children are good at making their own fun it often doesn't take much to make them happy #Machete was nervous and sensitive as a kid that's just part of his innate personality but that doesn't mean he was miserable all the time #things started to get difficult when he was old enough to start his apprenticeship #and his master was way harsher than he was prepared to handle #answered #lunalemures #his life would've been less turbulent if he had chosen to stay in the monastery and become a monk instead of pursuing a clerical career #baking bread or tending the library #with bland regular meals twice a day and bedtime at 6 pm #but he would've never met Vasco of course

[dadailybocch]

Forgot to upload this one, this is based on the first draft versions of Kessoku Band. We almost got Golden Retriever Extrovert Bocchi instead of Shivering Chihuahua Cryptid Bocchi. 😆

Kita was apparently going to be more of the tsundere archetype, Ryo was going to be more ditzy, & Nijika.....well, I think Nijika was the same actually. No need to improve on perfection, I suppose. 😌

#hitori gotoh #ikuyo kita #nijika ijichi #ryo yamada #bocchi the rock! #bocchi the rock #drawin' da bocch #i think it still would've been funny but I'm vert glad we got the characters that we got 😌

[moongothic]

You know it's funny, despite Crocodile making a big deal out of him not trusting anyone, he still like, makes a lot of "deals" and actually follows through them and expects others to do the same

Like Robin expected Crocodile to betray her, but because she betrayed him first out of her own trauma-based fears (and the basic human decency of not wanting to let Croc have a weapon of mass destruction), we actually don't know if Crocodile really would have "betrayed her".

Like, if she had truthfully told Crocodile that Pluton was in Wano, there is a possibility Crocodile might've still killed her if he thought she was lying. But if Pluton had been in Alabasta and if she had told him the location to find it... Might he not have kept her around?

Because he explicitly states that he's going to kill her because she's not delivering on the deal they made, and yes, he might've been suspecting she was lying

And Crocodile tells Luffy the same thing when Luffy defends Whitebeard from him, saying "their deal" was only to aid each other to break out of Impel Down and get to Marineford, so with that goal achieved they could mind their own business again

And even with Buggy, Crocodile loaned him money because he fully expected Buggy to repay him back later and honor the deal

(Probably because Crocodile's way to enforce his authority is through threats of violence, so he expects people to do as their told out of fear if nothing else)

I just find it interesting

Because in that sense he's weirdly similar to Luffy, is he not. Like Luffy also makes deals/alliences with people and expects people to honor their promises, it's just that Luffy is overwhealmingly positive and doesn't assume he's going to get betrayed/backstabbed

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Sir Crocodile #Something something like father like son #Also yes until Marineford Crocodile as being blackmailed just to make sure he didn't do anything funny #But like. Honestly I don't think it would've been nececary #Since he DID want to go get Whitebeard's head and wasting his energy on Luffy or anyone else would've been. Well. A waste #Like yes the blackmail was good Just In Case but might've been unnececary??

[kaltacore]

idk i love that ketheric is devs' special princess out of all three chosen like. orin is the crazy murder woman, the cult leader, sarevok's daughter, almost-destined-to-be bhaal's chosen, blood and gore and violence aesthetics and all. gortash is the tyranny guy, the power hungry usurper with almost cartoonishly evil grin and lil devils embroided on his clothes. and then there's sad dead geezer. he's voiced by jk simmons. he has the most badass introduction. a whole act is built around his story. he could've been a recruitable companion

#please please please don't take it as ketheric hate. he's my favourite evil tragic peepaw #but i think it's funny that aesthetically he can be perceived as the most boring out of all three #and then he get all the special treatment. his compensation for endless suffering brought upon his family i guess #also it's just hilarious that if he'd been a companion he would've changed allegiances ONCE AGAIN. peak comedy #ketheric thorm #bg3

[introspectivememories]

yknow the veil/kotteri image redraw meme? the one that's been going around on twt? now make it timber. bernard who goes on to be a famous model after grieves and does shoots all over the world. one day he does one for a gotham brand and he ends up plastered all over the city. now tim who has managed to miss all this just by virtue of being too busy being a vigilante and running wayne ent. steps out of his car one day and bam! directly across from wayne tower is this giant electronic billboard, displaying bear's new perfume ad. in it he's wearing a fur coat that's slipped down his shoulders to reveal the muscles rippling across his back. bernard looks over his shoulders and laughs, lips painted a pretty pink. the ad reads "all new scent 14 from beams: the scent of love. it's like burning" bernard winks coyly and tim is burning all right. rock hard in his too tight work pants.

#tam: what the fuck are you doing? turn around and go inside! #tim whispering: my dick is hard. i can't turn around now everyone would know! these pants are really tight #tam who def does Not get paid enough for this: what the fuck. why is your dick hard? does the thought of our fiscal reports for the quarter #make you hot and bothered? #tam following tim's line of sight: are you serious? is this your first time seeing this? this man has been plastered all over the city for #months! where have you been? #tim trying desperately to adjust his pants: i was busy! and isn't there some kind of public indecency act he's violating? #tam exhausted: tim you're the one being indecent in public rn. soften that dick and let's /go/. #tam and tim being work partners is so funny to me #bc tim thinks they're having so much fun! best work partners for life! #meanwhile that is tam's mortal enemy. if she could strangle him without consequences she would've done so by now. #bernard dowd #tim drake #dc #timber #timbern

[fromtheseventhhell]

I think it's so funny that people treat Arya like she has no self-control because she *checks notes* stood up to Joffrey and defended her friend from being attacked

#arya stark #asoiaf #that's literally the only evidence people have to /prove/ that Arya wouldn't have been able to survive in KL 😭 #and then the same people call Sansa a queen for thinking about pushing Joffrey over the edge the obvious bias is so funny #people treating Arya like she's the dumb and reckless counterpart is soooooo forced cause there's literally no evidence #even her defending Mycah isn't impulsive...she has a whole internal monologue about thinking her father or his men would've defended him to #because it was the right thing to do but I guess no other character is allowed to be naive and learn a lesson #anyways saying this just makes you look stupid cause Arya's entire arc and survival hinges on her keeping calm in tense situations

[liauditore]

ok i reblogged smth on my sideblog that i really liked but didn't agree with the main point op made but i didn't wanna. seem like i was arguing with them in the tags so i'm writing this here lol.

pearl didn't throw the fight against scar.

in fact, everything mentioned in that post contributed to her decision to Actually Fight Him.

Pearl has been meaning to sacrifice herself for someone else all season, and when she lost her mounders she scrambled to find a replacement.

Scar rejects that notion, in his own words "it would be lame".

Pearl ends the series talking a lot about Double Life and what it did to her, the lack of closure she got from it. I think hearing that from Scar made her realise she was becoming like Scott and that's very not who she is. I think she got her senses back in those last moments and had faith in Scar that she could fight him properly and really give him the victory he deserves.

Cus yeah. Anything else would be lame.

Scar earned that victory through and through.

#liauditore is unhinged #secret life spoilers #finally putting this into words now that the adrenaline rush has settled #sorry im always thinking about pearl forever #it's funny that the last big drama in the community was about fridging women because that was basically-- #-- what pearl was trying to do to herself #and it would've been fine storyline wise but i think this is even better

[shadeswift99]

Current thought: the Genuine Dismay in Iskall's voice when Beef suggested building his house interior instead of and not in addition to the attic room. I did not know a guy could express "D:" out loud so clearly but he Did

#iskall #vintagebeef #just when i think they're going to stop the bit they Get Worse #losing it #they are so. and iskall specifically is SO. #this would've been a perfectly normal rivalry if it was up to Beef but Iskall said no. toxic yaoi time #/hell /j /whatever but you can't mock me you know I'm right lmao #they're speedrunning divorce #already fighting over custody of Lemon and Lime #it's so funny i hope they're having fun

[amphitritemists]

Good Omens Season 2 Spoilers

We were robbed of Crowley and Beezlebub chatting about their respective angels.

#I think a double date would've been funny as hell #crowley&aziraphale #good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable idiots #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 spoilers

[beanghostprincess]

unpopular opinion i really think they got rid of nami’s joy and whimsy in the la. obviously it was strained up til arlong park in the anime cause she had arlong breathing down her neck and they had her trauma show out more in the la but still. where is my girlies silly !!

Nami suffering the consequences of being the only woman in the East Blue crew and Netflix being unable to write women with personalities so they have to make Nami the "mean/strict/responsible girl that takes care of the dumb men" because they're just sooo feminist and they looove empowered women (I am being sarcastic, btw).

#btw this also happens in the fandom and it bothers me a lot #bc YES she is strict and she is smarter than them but you put a bunch of shiny stuff and money in front of this girl and she loses it #and also she's the cutest thing #i think emily did a great job my problem with opla is the script i fucking hate it i have so many issues with opla's script and directing #the adventures of loverboy and hatergirl except that i'm both bc i love the cast but i fucking hate the final product #it's a 6/10 it's a 'nice' show it's not that good #it's been enough time right ??? i can say it please don't hate me #they also got rid of zoro's silliness like- he has a few jokes here and there and he's funny but idk i would've done it differently #one piece #opla #cat burglar nami

[butchthirteen]

by the way i've been going through rtd's non-doctor-who work and the first thing i watched was queer as folk and i have to say. there's a lot going on in that show but my main takeaway is "it's extremely obvious that the guy writing this really wants to write doctor who." there are ten episodes and of those i believe seven mention doctor who in some capacity. the theme starts playing in the middle of gay sex. k-9 is there. the character responsible for most of these references breaks up with his boyfriend because the boyfriend can't name all the doctors. at the end he has a couple lines where i was like "wow this sounds like something the doctor would say" and then the next lines out of his mouth were about doctor who. all of this is retroactively much funnier now that rtd kickstarted a 20+-year-long reboot for the show

#doctor who #like the show itself is not all that similar to doctor who beyond like. rtd having a pretty clear voice as a writer #like the characters aren't similar the plots aren't similar it's a totally different genre #and like. ostensibly doctor who comes up so much because one particular character is a fan #but like. you can *tell* that it's coming from a place of appreciation and knowledge on the writer's part #i don't know. if i'd been an adult in 2004 and i'd seen queer as folk and then heard that that guy was going to be writing doctor who. #well i simply would not have been surprised. #i would've been like. yeah good for that guy. proud of him. #(i also found an interview with rtd from like. 2000. where he was like 'yeah i was going to do doctor who but then someone new came in so #that's probably not happening anymore :/' and again. very funny to read in retrospect) #anyway. the funniest reference was the theme playing mid-gay-sex because for half a second i thought i was watching the wrong show #and it had gone to the opening credits #also i need to find out if they used the original k-9 prop because i think that would be EXTREMELY funny

[partywithponies]

I still would've ended the show with Mike and Aluson both dying suddenly and comedically and both getting stuck as ghosts, and maybe then a new owner moving in.

#bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts spoilers #It would've been funny #and tonally similar to the very first episode I think #like imagine it #Alison realises she's a ghosts now and instead of freaking out she just reacts in annoyance #like #*realises she's dead* “ah shit. well great.” #it would've been so funny and in character