So glad I get to listen to What Was I Made For by Billie Eilish on the work playlist nine times a day every day I'm glad they're coming out with new funeral music to play ad nauseum at my place of employment
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hating the way i'm managed at my job 🙃
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eaten half this jar of cbd gummies i need real meds tho
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Um.. Superman.. what that thing stuck on your cape?
Clark's brain short circuit for a moment as he just got back of flying at great speed in the middle of deep space to thrown one of Lex's giants bombs destroy the city and come back in record time.
He turn a bit to look at his cape to see a tiny humanoid starlight dust covered child with white hair, glowing full green that look like white specks stars were implanted themselves into his big ol eyes, nawing on a handful of stardust with inhumanly sharp itsy bitsy fangs.
A small yet floating crown that look similar to one of Nasa pictures of far out space.
Did he just accidentally abducted an royal alien child/teen?
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I think it would really benefit people to internalize that mental illnesses are often chronic and not acute. Some of us will never be able to jump the hurdle of managing illness, much less sustaining a sense of normalcy. Many of us will never "recover," will never manage symptoms, will never even come close to appearing normal - and this is for any condition, even the ones labeled as "simple" disorders or "easy-to-manage" disorders.
It isn't a failure if you cannot manage your symptoms. It isn't a moral failure, and you aren't an awful person. You are human. There's only so much you can do before recognizing that you cannot lift the world. Give yourself the space to be ill because, functionally, you are.
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PLZ JD X CREEK THO
YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING
SOMETHING VERY FUNNY AND CONCERNING
creek likes to harass all of branch's brothers but JD is his favorite to make miserable cause he's so reactive </3
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one of the most devastating lines i’ve ever read is “who said please that made you hate the word so much” “i did”” like the way it physically hurt
and the follow-up “i was seven. i believed him” ???? literally punched the air out of my lungs
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Robin looks playful. "And now," he smiles. "It's your turn."
Robin disappears under the cover. A moment later you feel his tongue licking your quim.
You are overcome by sensation and climax. You shudder from the sudden release.
He kisses you again. "I love you."
Nothing too spicy but better safe than sorry so POIPIKU
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manifesting a very Please Dont One Shot Kill Any Of The Rat Grinders Next Episode. and maybe dont kill any of them at all that woukd be great
i want to see them fight for longer than six seconds fjfjjcjcjf i want them to have lil villainous breakdowns and realise theyve been used and manipulated and porter doesnt care about them at all
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ref sheets + info for the (genderneutral) boyos
with a repost of nightmare's ref cuz I posted it with the last nightmare batch like a dummy
'being the multiverse's self proclaimed protector, ink gave himself the job of keeping the aus from harm. Not even he knows what such job entails as aus, by their very nature, are untouchable by characters and can only be truly affected by their creators.
Ink being also nihilist at heart, does not bother to stop characters from changing script either, as no matter what path they might diverge the story from, they will always get the same ending, which is all that matters to ink.'
'a kindhearted monster with extreme tactics and black and white views, dream takes the job not of guardian but of judge. Dream completely misunderstood the purpose his mother gave him of 'creating a better world', so he took it upon himself to judge people and 'get rid of them' if he deems them a danger to others or getting in the way of his perfect utopia.
despite what might seem like cold-heartedness sometimes, dream truly has the best intentions in mind and is simply misguided.'
'greedy, sneaky, untrustworthy and scummy. nightmare is the embodiment of a snake oil salesman. First getting into the marchant business to gain money to renovate his crumbling castle, nightmare found more fun in scamming people than terrorizing them, and he slowly strayed away from his objective of becoming king and started investing more time in his selling.
Despite calling himself hatred incarnate, nightmare's hatred slowly ran out over the years and now focuses on living his life however he pleases rather than taking revenge.'
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