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mirconreadzztuff22 · 4 months

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Awh the sweet babies are getting along so well! 🥰☺️

#shitpost #arcane #mircon rambles #i’ve been laughing for ten minutes #sevika arcane #sevika #vi arcane #vi #vi vs Sevika #the scrunkly #the cuties #my pookies

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imagines-random · 6 months

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Lokius new ship name 🫏

#marvel #loki #tom hiddleston #loki the god of mischief #loki season two #loki series #loki of asgard #loki show #loki season 2 #lokius #donki #this is so funny #i’ve been laughing for ten minutes

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iguessricciardo · 1 year

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#nothing but facts #i’ve been laughing for ten minutes #he’s sooooo unserious IM OBSESSED #daniel ricciardo #mt*

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toki-is-the-king · 9 months

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Dumb Dethklok Headcanons:

I had a dream last night that somewhat inspired this, but I also keep thinking about it because a bug attacked me the other day and I screamed like Skwisgaar and fell

What happens when there’s a cockroach in Mordhaus:

Nathan: kills it. No questions asked, no hesitation. Either stomps on it with his giant boots or smashes it with his bare ass hands. Then gets grossed out by the mushy bug particles and pukes blood out of disgust, but not fear.

Murderface: also kills it, but has to let everyone know he’s not afraid, he’s a warrior! Murderface uses one of his old civil war weapons to obliterate the shit outta the roach, accidentally catching the living room on fire or blowing a hole through the wall with his shot gun.

Pickles: Dude isn’t bothered by much. He was a punk in the 80’s, he’s slept on lice infested mattresses behind dumpsters, he’s seen it all. Pickles catches the roach and then releases it outside somewhere. Probably tries to get it high before releasing it, puffing a cloud of smoke on it from his blunt and it dies. Oh well, he tried. Great way to go out, death by marijuana.

Toki: Growing up in the icy mountains of Norway, Toki never saw too many bugs. He loves all creatures, no matter how ‘ugly’ they are. Sometimes Toki’s naïveté gives him no fear, because he doesn’t understand the American cultural norm of fearing certain animals or insects. Toki puts the roach in a jar covered in stickers and makes it his new best friend. He cries when it dies because he forgot to feed it or give it oxygen.

Skwisgaar: My guy. Skwisgaar is the one that for whatever reason, bugs like to attack. Maybe it’s because he’s so tall that they assume he’s a tree. (cicadas often land on people for mistaking them as trees), but he is terrified of them. Skwisgaar’s only reaction when seeing a roach, beetle, spider, etc is jumping on the nearest chair or person and screaming bloody murder until someone removes the threat. After it’s taken care of he goes quiet and pretends he didn’t lose his cool over a bug and gets offended if you laugh.

Charles: Captures the roach for testing. You never know if it’s a secret camera sent by government officials to spy on Dethklok and gain information. To be on the safe side he wipes it’s memory and has the Klokateers transport it somewhere far away from Mordhaus.

*BONUS*

Rockso: eats it or shoots it while having drug induced psychosis.

#these are so stupid #i’ve been laughing for ten minutes #metalocalypse #dethklok #toki wartooth #skwisgaar skwigelf #nathan explosion #pickles the drummer #william murderface #charles offdensen #dr rockso the rock n roll clown

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hyrulethehealer · 9 months

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Hyrule trying to heal: HOLD YOUR WRISTBONES IN PLACE PLEASE!!!

Wind: ??

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu hyrule #lu wind #lu incorrect quotes #source: my brother and me #I can’t even explain the context #i’ve been laughing for ten minutes

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starkwlkr · 11 months

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okay this pic was on my ig explore page and at first i see it and then I’m thinking oh cool it’s charli damelio’s mom at the monaco gp whatever and then i notice mick in the background 😭😭 ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE