#I'M RIGHT!!!

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

they should've fucked nasty

#i'm right!!! #1670 #1670 netflix #jan paweł adamczewski #andrzej pobreża #what is their ship name #jan paweł x andrzej #jandrzej #idk idk

[beemovieerotica]

ok so listen. tears of the kingdom happens near the end of (one of) the Zelda timelines, right? and Zelda was born into the royal family, raised as such, so she had to have been educated in her own reincarnation history AND the history of the other triforce holders! this is how they identified link as the hero of time, right?

so how the hell does she meet GANONDORF, ONLY MALE TO BE BORN TO THE GERUDO IN 100 YEARS, and be like "hm. there's something not right about that man. his name gives me pause..."

like??? OF COURSE IT DOES!! that's literally the same guy from the history books!!

so there's one possible explanation for this.

-not every male gerudo named Ganondorf has been a bad guy. IF the triforce holders have been reincarnating for at least 10,000 years, and the existing LOZ games only cover a fraction of that time, then there were many centuries in which the male gerudo was just a normal, everyday guy.

so imagine if you will, the gerudo announce that a male child has been born to them. the existing Hyrulean royalty very cautiously accept the invite to see this baby.

everyone is gathered around the crib, and the King (and Zelda, in some cycles where she is born before Ganondorf) are like "awww how cute, congratulations, what a precious baby boy--"

and Zelda very discreetly pulls a suspiciously triforce-shaped baby toy out of her pocket and dangles it in front of this infant while whispering furiously, "do you want this? HUH? YOU WANT THE TRIFORCE, YOU TINY DEMON KING?"

and the baby is like :0 and the gerudo mom who is just barely recovering her six pack goes "please leave my infant son alone" and the Hyrulean family excuses themselves and apologizes and leaves.

#loz totk #loz botw #loz #legend of zelda #I'M RIGHT!!!

[jasontoddssuper]

Characters who aren't canonically trans girls but might as well be considering how they're written

#i'm right!!! #trans marco #minnie díaz #gwendolyn poole #percy jackson #persephone jackson #cassie sandsmark #svtfoe tag #gwenpool #pjo #hoo #wonderfam #young justice #dc #trans women #mtf #tgirl swag #transfem #rr crit #💌 #letters from summer

[punkeropercyjackson]

Percy and Annabeth are transmasc/transfem solidarity but Percy is the transfem one and Annabeth is the transmasc one.And Grover?Also part of it but a secret third thing

#I'M RIGHT!!! #the original trio #percy jackson #persephone jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #transfem percy jackson #he/him lesbian annabeth supremacy #nonbinary grover so true #black percy #latino percy #leah is our annabeth #blasian grover underwood #pastel punk percy jackson #team mom percy jackson #butchbeth #gay grover #autistic percy jackson #ocean girl and wise guy #pjo #hoo #tods #pjo disney+ #walker scobell #leah jeffries #aryan simhadri #< tagging the kids because i love them and want clout don't make it weird ty!!! #💌 #summerposting

[alistairian]

Every animal: sustained eye contact creates tension and communicates aggression

People, for some reason: actually if you don't sustain eye contact you're weird and untrustworthy. Always make direct eye contact with people you've just met. If you look away it's rude and dismissive and means you don't like the person.

#i'm right!!!

[baezdylan]

girl who tells people she studies art (med student)

#jo in the tardis* #I'M RIGHT!!!

[eurosleazarchive]

actually you know what? your spooky hot mom gf would wear this for you

#( ooc. ) this blog is sponsored by raycon. #usfw // #i'm right!!!

[spoondrifts]

jewish ben suliman. you agree. reblog

#I'M RIGHT!!! #ben suliman #hmc #howl's moving castle #wizard suliman #ben sullivan #hmc book

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[phantomrose96]

I think we should have a turn of phrase for "I'm not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing" because more and more I'm finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.

#the person who's re-emailed me asking for help with something: yes I should get back to you. yes I will get back to you #but in the meantime I will look at the email like 'I am busy right now! I have deadlines! do not bother me about this unrelated thing!' #and like in 15 minutes when I'm ready to be an adult again I'll get back to them

[silverskulltula]

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

#texttula #idk what i'm even saying anymore but deep down i know that i'm right

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

#the good place #i'm binge watching it again and it just takes me out so hard #i get lost in the sauce thinking about this quote #the idea that those who hurt you are capable of being better people and then seeing them change and grow just hits me right between the rib #who am i kidding it stabs me like the senators stabbed Caesar #anyway #icy does a tag ramble

[jasontoddssuper]

My version of Jason Todd and also canon Peter B Parker

#I'M RIGHT!!! #jason todd #peter b parker #batfam #robin #red hood #spiderverse #atsv #spiderman #utrh #rhato #rho #teen titans:damian edition #jaysumm #peternora #real self shipping hours #lemon #i GUESS #letters from summer #as per always my jason and peter b are bi trans men who are autistic adhd and mdd and have anxiety and jason's also afrolatino!!

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.

i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it's SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.

obviously a fucking BABY wouldn't know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn't get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.

i hate this feeling. it's so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they're learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they're brand new. why didn't i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it's this easy?

it's so easy. it's so fucking easy.

#ok2rb #op #babbyposting #apologizing to my child is second nature #i'm brand new at it too #obviously im gonna fuck up here and there #its only right to apologize #why did no one ever apologize to me #not until it was too late

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

Fifteen immediately changing the TARDIS to warm toned lighting is such a mood

#he has his priorities right #I'm immediately sold on his doctor #ncuti gatwa #doctor who #doctor who 60th anniversary #the giggle #15th doctor #fifteenth doctor