#I'm obviously exaggerating

[therealkaidertrash21]

Kai when Cinder didn't laugh at his joke:

#I'm obviously exaggerating #but i thought it was at least a little funny #very little #but enough #also excuse the awful picture i took #i kinda gave up #the lunar chronicles #tlc #cinder #thelunarchronicles #linh cinder #lunar chronicles #marissa meyer #tlc tag #prince kai #kaider #emperor kai #emperor kaito

[littlestfallenangel]

It's so ridiculous that people are pressed about Furina being an archon when the archons we've seen so far are:

a drunk bard who got mugged for his gnosis by one of the weakest harbingers

an old man who faked his death and perpetually forgets his wallet

a shut-in who got tricked into starting a civil war

a small child

#furina #genshin impact #obviously i'm exaggerating the negative traits of the others #but 'the gods kind of suck actually' has been a major theme this entire time #so of course the god of water france is a theater kid

[mjrino]

Two types of ao3 authors:

1. "I'm sorry I'm three hours behind on schedule! My cat and I got hit by a car and hospitalised, my cat died, then my grandmother died the next day. I'm writing with voice-to-text rn. Enjoy this 30k word chapter as an apology!

2. "Yo sorry I haven't updated in three years I forgot about this lol. Anyway here's the chapter, enjoy.

#ao3 #funny #fanfiction #text post #exaggerated obviously #which one are you? #i'm the second tbh #ao3 memes #ao3 author's notes #the devil works hard but fic writers work harder #sometimes #this might've been done before idk #either way enjoy a new flavour of it

[therealslimshady]

i love how the answer to the eternal paranatural question "if there are so many spirits in mayview how come everyone isn't a spectral" turns out to be that actually YES everyone IS a spectral/spectral adjacent, they just are caught up in their own little schemes and wanna keep it on the downlow

#obviously I'm exaggerating #but still it's so so funny #paranatural

[icequeenlila]

It's funny that everyone says Deku was born quirkless. He can litterally mutter ppl braindead and the ammount of tears he's able to cry could easily extinguish Bakugo's fire.

#I'm over exaggerating #obviously #mha #deku #bakugou katsuki #izuku midoriya

[darehearts]

me signing on after 48 hrs of radio silence  :  does anyone.......  remember me  ?!  hEWWO....... ?!?1  🤧

#obviously i'm exaggerating and being silly but yes hello 💛 #after 2 days of contemplation and trying to get my marbles #together-- i'm here ish. i am resuming my queue and after #nearly a month? i will be getting back to my ooc msgs today #tbh? on top of all that happened i learned 2 days ago that #the company that acquired the previous company that i #worked as a contractor for is firing basically all contractors #and i may lose my job any moment from now... and my #project will get terminated for sure end of the year and as #you all know my car is basically totaled... and i am the only #person who has a job in our house rn lmao so like!! i am not #well ;' ))) my personal life is on fire too but i HAVE to get it #together. and i will fight through my discomfort writing Jim #after taking 3 weeks long of a break. idk anymore beloveds! #i will chill out with my vent posts. thanks for sticking around~ #tbd #vent tw

[obessivedork]

Fallout 4's biggest crime is that I & 99% of the OCs I'm interested in creating and playing would never in a MILLION years agree to name a kid Shawn. I don't have anything against the name or people with it, but it is very much not one I would ever pick or say yes to when there are other names to pick from unless my partner had a REALLY strong sentimental reason. Even THEN I would negotiate and see if we can't have it as a middle name rather than a first name.

#side note I care so little about this kid that I spelled it Sean instead of Shawn in this post originally lmfao #This is exaggeration obviously its biggest crime imo is that the story MAKES you a parent to begin with #I think slaughtering an entire vault of people you KNOW would be sufficient enough motivation to go seek revenge #Like BITCH YOU DEFROSTED MY FRIENDS IN A WAY THAT KILLED THEM!!!! #If we REALLY need family involved give the player some very kind elderly parents/grandparents! #don't get me wrong I'd burn the fucking world down for my niece but I don't really want that experience in a video game #& I'd pick Philip or Sylvia so like. I'm not immune to 'names other people would probably not pick for their kids' either but Shawn? 😭 #not much to report with Michael right now I'm doing more sidequesting with Hancock- took out covenant or whatever it's called #still having fun dungeon crawling! Going to hunt down the Railroad so I can join it next! #fallout #fallout 4 #fo4 #kat plays fo4

[makerofmadness]

Update on Town Square:

I got in and it is fun :3 you can just like. Choose a cookie to mess around as. I decided to be Alchemist.

Except apparently there's ALCHEMIST CONTENT IN THIS UPDATE??????? and I don't know how to get to it 😭😭 I saw someone else ask that in the middle of running around the square and I just. Started circling them dndjdjdjdnmd

Btw just wanted to highlight these parts of the title screen since I didn't really show my appreciation for them earlier.

(also also I love Granola Cookie already just-)

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #alchemist cookie #Btw I haven't posted much about witch's castle but I am incredibly cracked at that game and am having fun #Even if it is uh. A bit buggy sometimes dndnndndndnd #Look when I was like 9 I ascended to godhood at gardenscapes reached my full potential there and the skills carried over #(Ok I'm exaggerating obviously but-) #I probably should post more. Gingerbright says Yippee like an autism creature- #I'm still waiting to get alchemist in that game I wanna see her room decor stuff 😭 and I don't wanna look it up online- #It would be so easy to but I wanna get it in my own... #Same with vampire's but I actually have him you just get him for free #Also the little favorite items just. I need my lore okay I need my lore- #I might actually give in and look it up eventually i'm dying to see dndnndndndndndd #Yeah I just. Idk I'm very happy right now. #Ok well school's been making Gaming a bit difficult but that's just because we had a lot of projects and stuff but things should calm down

[helpimstuckinafandom]

Horikoshi will keep Yoarashi Inasa an Endeavor hater if he knows what's good for him

Like sure we gotta work together rn but if he doesn't end all the war arc stuff with Inasa being like "glad we solved this and managed to fight off AFO! But despite all that, Endeavor! I still don't like you! Bye!" then I'm turning this shit off

Edit: Yes I've been reminded that Inasa said he was gonna work on/overcome his Endeavor hatred. Idc. Leave my post alone. I am being delusional and holding onto nothing because it pisses me off that we're all just chill with Endeavor. No I do not want you to explain to me that that's because he's making an effort to change and the people around him recognize that. Again idc. I tagged this post 'anti endeavor' for a reason. I hate that man. If you disagree don't anger yourself. Literally ignore the post. Block the tag. Sorry if this offends you but I just don't care to fight about this.

#obviously i'm exaggerating #but the rage i will feel if inasa ends up liking endeavor #i simply won't accept it as canon #we keeping grudges thanks #bnha 380 #bnha manga spoilers #yoarashi inasa #anti endeavor

[apollos-olives]

some of yall will be like "here's a list of blogs i recommend that post about palestine!" and then not a single blog on the list is a palestinian blogger

#obviously i'm exaggerating but why are you guys recommending people who aren't even palestinian #like it's fine to recommend them but recommend ACTUALLY palestinian blogs also

[hamartia-grander]

How is it even possible for a post to get more than 20k notes aren't there only like 300 people on this website

#Obviously exaggerating but. You're telling me there's at LEAST 60k people on this site??? #The more notes I get on That Post of mine I'm like wow I didn't think there were any more ppl on this site and then it gets more notes #Wdym everyone hasn't seen it yet. All my friends have seen it

[homielander]

the boys is really like: supes are bad and evil. their depravity knows no bounds. the evidence? *cuts to a scene of supes having weird sex*

#the boys #thinking about tnt twins versus mindstorm framing #also i rewatched 1.01 a while ago and it was so glaring? #right after billy tells hughie supes suck they go to a s*x club and hughie's like omg. my worst fears confirmed💔 #termite and popclaw accidentally kill people in the act #meanwhile billy/becca and hughie/annie have very conventional s*x #and the writers even said something weird abt how kimiko was too pure for a s*xual relationship w frenchie post-kiss if memory serves #i'm only using * so the post isn't blocked from tags btw #but yeah #it's actually so weird. what. #obviously some of the above are exaggerated but it's a wild pattern

[guard-en]

bitches that giggle make me so fucking cute aggressive this is so dangerous FOR YOU AND ME I MIGHT GRAB YOU AND SQUEEZE AND YOU POP!! I MIGHT PUNCH A WALL AND BREAK THE WALL OR MY DAMN KNUCKLES!!! DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH MY BIG GAY ASS I HAVE NO WAY TO REGULATE CUTE AGGRESSION.

#obviously slight exaggeration #i regulate it by doing that hand grip mock strangle thing #or slapping myself violently #or making gross gutteral noises #i'm not used to super strong positive feelings #its so much. TOO much. #random eden rants

[astrxealis]

merry christmas btw i kinda forgot to say it ere at all oopsies >_< i hope you all had/have a wonderful holiday season or week or day or month regardless of your religion and if you celebrate christmas !!!!!

i got 'the end of everything' by katie mack for xmas (i begged my parents lol) bcs i finally saw it in a bookstore after months of looking for it that i just Fell to the ground ..... i love astrophysics i love space i love science. i also love u all

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #:3 :3 :3 meow #urgh. tired! i wish to ignore my responsibilities but i should not cannot #i actually got genshin again yesterday which sounds unreal. i just want pretty blonde girl navia LMFAOOO #but also i've actually been making progress w quests and shit so yay ^_^ also playing again bcs i lov my friends. nini u will not see this #but ily. also u berry even tho we are on wholly different servers bcs i'm on na haha despite the fact i am literally asian & in asia but ok #i miss ffxiv ... :(( i meant to make my theme vincent valentine and reference hit song valentine by hit band mäneskin #but i was like i do not think i can live long w this. and then thought hard. and then. ryne/gaia... my darlings <3 #also idk if i've said but i'm finally. heading and delving more into dnd finally !! tis meant to be lmfao i love my friends wow #and also my dad had his own dnd set back in the day he never used unfortunately and doesnt hav anymore but Yes <333 #bg3 ocs are tasty! you have apollo erebus and thanatos there is an obvious theme in names going on! #funny there is one silly bard (my guy ever. obviously) and then the other two are durges on opposite ends #pretty boy draconic sorcerer who tries to be good but honestly he's romancing astarion too so he's kinda Yeah #and then you have than who is. what a pretty enby he/she ladyman! romancing minthara ofc <3 they are my evil girlie #evil girlies more like. Two of them yay!!! w opposite color schemes (quite intentional but also i Just Love Red) #haven't watched pjotvseries bcs i will cry throughout the whole thing (probably not an exaggeration) so i am obviously not ready #yeah. ^_^ <3

[maureen-corpse]

One thing I think is really fun is when I'm trying to do A Craft and tutorial people are like "oh the math part of this is really hard so here's how I get out of doing the math" or "here's my hot tip for making the math So Easy" and I'm here like You Just Did Math And This Is A Spatial Reasoning Issue Actually And You Are Not Addressing It For Me, A Person With No Spatial Reasoning Skills

#basic arithmetic is not hard #you are squandering your camera #i am going to kill you #also yes obviously i have spatial reasoning skills but i'm exaggerating

[helladventurers]

I love it that every time the game takes me back to azys lla, my first reaction is "HEY DON'T THINK I FORGOT TIAMAT IS JUST OVER THERE SUFFERING FOR ETERNITY, ARE WE GONNA DO ANYTHING TO HELP DRAGON MOM MOVE AWAY FROM HER TRAUMA AND GUILT OR ARE WE GONNA JUST GO BACK TO REDEEM ANOTHER ASCIAN/IMPERIAL INSTEAD?"

#gui plays ffxiv #shadowbringer spoilers #only slightly exaggerated #but if we never do anything to help and free her i'mma flip my shit #hashtag free dragon mom #also don't take this post as an excuse to tell me spoilers since i'm obviously playing through the game yet