#IM GONNA SPAM ALL OF YOU!

[felrend]

THEY ADDED PHOTO MODE TO WITCHER 3!!

#the Witcher 3 #the Witcher #photo mode #IM GONNA SPAM ALL OF YOU! #YOU ARE NOT PREPARED #ugly crying #snot dripping #I’m wet all over #LFG

[smidge-j]

If this post gets 5,000 likes before the end of the year I will read homestuck at some point in 2024

#not gonna maintag #im not going to make it easy for you #i will stick by this if it somehow does get enough likes #end of the year measured by my timezone (nzdt) #i am also specifying likes instead of notes to prevent spam notes #by all means go ahead and spam reblog if you want #but it probably wont do much to the number of likes

[haemosexuality]

[show outfits] [marceline's comic outfits] [marceline and the scream queens outfits] all of bonnie's outfits in the adventure time comic series! i tried not to get any that appear in the show. i really like some of these :) i mightve missed some tho, because there are a lot of issues and i just kind of skimmed them, so tell me if u notice any missing pls <3 bonus bubbline shirt cameo from issue 7 🥺

#my favorite is the issue 75 pink polo shirt look #i also rlly like the issue 66 dress and the issue 58 shirt tho #id totally wear that shirt irl #thank you adventure time fanwiki and readcomiconline this wouldve been impossible without you 🙌 #tag spam time #adventure time #princess bubblegum #bonnibel bubblegum #princess bubblegum outfits #adventure time comic #adventure time comics #princess bubblegum comic outfits #now im gonna do. all the other at comic series there r many #thankfully none are as ridiculously big as this one

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Bruh yall fam I love Danny Phantom crossovers

Like hes so easy to plop in other universes

The idea hes in Miraculous Ladybug and gets akumatized and just talks to hawkmoth. Dudes stuck with this 14-16year old kid cause the bug wont/can’t get out. Kid please im trying to work stfu. Ok yes yes my fault for trying to use you in my evil plot hut it’s 4 am and I have a big meeting in the morning. Kinda shit. That or Ladybug thinks hes an akuma when hes Phantom snd doesn’t trust shit he has to say.

Mcu? Hawkeye getting another kid. Ironman finding out parenting is easy wtf is wrong with people. Captain America finding out parenting is hard someone help him. Bucky just chillin. Thor throwin hands. Loki 🤝 Danny

Fnaf? Dudes a dope security guard and befriends all the animatronics. Or hes just a dead kid haunting the place who befriends the DCA. Who probably don’t like him at first cause hes a dirty rule breaker. But a kids a kid man.

Saiki K? Do yall think Danny could clock Saiki? 20$ says Danny head empty so Saiki thinks hes either like him or like Nenduo and avoids him either way.

RWBY? Ozpin son and defence squad. Too easy next.

Soul Eater? Hell yes fuck yes. Bruh don’t need no one and is topping the charts as worst student ever cause he aint collecting one soul. Helping those fuckers move on. Oh now hes expelled. Well you can’t expels him sir hes walking out. Next new villain cause hes saving those souls you sick fucks. Oh yea these are bad people? Well doesn’t mean they should be used to give you a fucking one up. His own soul has been used to power a country and that shit sucked. No one deserves to have their own being used like that. Wtf (souls arent the same here danny smh you are starving some poor kids probably idk I have t seen the show in ages)

Honestly idk how I would put him in SAO? He would just win?

Psych? Yea hes called in a tip and everyone is sus about him like with how they are about Shawn. So fuck it. Plays it up. Holy shit a ghost! Shawn is going thru it in here cause ghosts arent real right? Gus probably making Shawn take a break from cases cause hes clearly lacking sleep. Though didn’t Gus believe in ghosts??? Lassiter actually ends up liking the kid. Pranking Shawn is just a bonus. Karen knows.

Doctor who? Again too easy next.

DC? Adopt him adopt him adopt him adopt him. No matter which dc character is it they gonna adopt. Unless it’s Joker cause he dies on sight.

MHA? Bruh still getting adopted by someone.

Why is Danny so adoptable???

Put that fucker in warrior cats and bluestar is gonna come fukin running

#danny phantom #I aint spam tagging all those fandoms #but wait should I for organisation? #yall I type dannys name wrong so much #you almost had like 3 fannys and a denny #I love seeing the phandom go thru phases of crossovers too #or is it just me? #idk yall but im livin my best life #this is the only fandom I read crossovers for lmao #I was gonna just post it then I realised I watch too much anime so I had to go back and add more non anime stuff #I pilled about four inches of skin off my foot and it hurts now

[ceruleanharley]

a very dangerous wild cat indeed

#im gonna spam you all with these babies #cats #kittens #baby animals #caturday #sunday caturday? oh well

[whumpypepsigal]

guys, Guys, GUYS! i’ve another new whumplicious recommendation

tlou meets jurassic park meets aliens… i introduce you to the movie “65”. mills (sad-angsty-space-pilot) and koa are surrogate father-daughter who crash land in a vicious planet full of dinosaurs trying to kill them in every turn. my man mills goes through so much whump while protecting the child. did i mention it’s ADAM DRIVER? *screaming crying throwing up*

#sci-fi + dinosaurs! I FUCKING LOVE IT #idfc what the critics said about this movie #it’s so good and i enjoyed it VERY MUCH #i have a soft spot for surrogate father/daughter duo… i know it’s pedro pascal’s field but adam driver is so good! #65 movie #65 #ariana greenblatt #adam driver #mills #koa #spoilers #go watch it! #my gifs #like the first whump starts in the first 10mins so you know it’s gonna be a fun ride #adam driver still as hot as ever!! he needs to be in more action/sci-fi stuff #you know the drill my friends… gonna spam you all with gifs im sorry hehehe #to the people who sent me requests sorry for the delay im working on them :) #p/s: im a bit sick rn so i will be posting a bit slower just bear with me guys 🙏

[sharkdays]

yall aint gonna believe this. LOOK WHAT I JUST BOUGHT

#im fucking shitting my pants over here #HORIZONS MERCH #AND ITS OF MY TWO FAVES #GOODBYE. IM HAPPY FOREVER #FORVER SILLY GOING HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEE #i checked and theres nothing for the redt of the cast as far as i can tell… #BUT STILL AMETHIO??? LIKO Makes Sense shes yhe Protag. #BUT AME??? MY OTHER FAVE #NOT COMPLAINING AT ALL #yeah he’s gonna become a good guy guys watch (coping w lack of ame content) #anyways. SORRY IM FREAKING OUT IM SO HAPPY IM GONNA HAVE MY GUYS ON A T SHIRT #full credit goes to @/the-spam-specialist btw #i would have never seen this if it werent for your post so if you see this THANK YOUUU #they have the link on a reblog of their post #but if anyone sees this and also wants one ill send it your way or put it in the comments of yhis post or something idk #anyways bye peace and live and joy happiness forever #shark speaks

[cccotard]

god i hate this game i hate this game SO MUCH

how it established Gashu’s cruelty both during his sons life and after, and his inevitable full corruption from Asunaro.. but something, Some Part Of Him still saw Ranger worthy enough as a successor. Do you think he thought he was Really helping Ranger when he stopped Safalin from putting in his heart? Thinking his positive emotions (affection, love, etc.) is what got Sei killed within Asunaro’s rule? Do you think any ‘human’ part of Gashu left felt terrible seeing his boy turn into a monster ? 

Or maybe Gashu was so corrupted by Asunaro that he felt the only way one of his sons were worthy of being his successor was without their positive emotions.

And the worst part, the remaining participants don’t care. Why would they? Gashu is cruel and Ranger is downright terrible. The only person who could’ve felt anything seeing Ranger’s chip and the like was Kai. Nobody is going to remember Sei. Arguably, Safalin might’ve known Sei, she confirmed knew he ‘used to be human,’ but I doubt she ever knew him personally, (just enough to pity his old self) she doesn’t even call him by his true name in the end. 

#IM SO EMO #im gonna stop spamming and my thoughts r all jambled together anyways #BUT #LISTEN #I LOVE RANGER #I LOVE SAFALIN #i hate gashu #I LOVE KAI #yttd #yttd mini episode spoilers #DO YOU THINK SAFALIN HAD TO LISTEN TO GASHU BASH THE WEAKNESS OF HIS DEAD SON #i already loved how amazing safalins relationship with ranger is #but having gashu have an arguably stronger past with him is so . #ohhgn

[khihi]

I need to treat his armpit like a pussy and eat it out while he pounds into me

it's a good day for armpit fuckers

#agdhdjsksjsj you guys did NOT hold back at all huh #k�� thirst anons #ask #im gonna not put them on the main tag anymore i dont wanna be spamming #if people want the tea they know where to come now

[nilefreemans]

I have an odd craving for carrot cake :/

#gonna research recipes #the one I have is #okay #more of a spice cake that happens to have carrots #VERY TASTY #but like #I want better #this is random im sorry im all alone with my thoughts #so I spam you with carrot cake

[threadbareturnbacks]

Black Sails and Facial Hair - Part 2, Captain Flint

Part 1 Here, in which I give a 1000 word history of the beard in Anglo culture and its place in defining masculinity and empire. Let’s start with the Pirate, Flint, and his journey of presenting Empire. Flint at his origin, or his McGraw, the absolute picture of 18th century moral appearance. His hair is long and neat, his face is clean, his clothes are correct for the story (though the English naval uniform didn’t exist until 1748). He is The Picture of English Empire In Our Collective Imaginations. The story tells us as much too. He’s had to be perfect in every way to get to where he is and that includes his physical appearance. He is, too, not conflicted about his place. Visually, he fits. Arguably he fits in place better than Thomas in the scenes by the docks. This is his space and he is comfortable in it. 

Compare that to when he returns from Nassau. His beard is overgrown. It’s not particularly cared for and is, in fact, the some of the most beard we see on him until S4. It wasn’t unusual for a sailor to grow a beard while away at sea, but barbers traveled with both the navy and army, and to return to polite society with such a set of whiskers is a conscious disregard for propriety. All his other actions and appearances are correct, but his inner criminality is showing. He is, in the language of beards, obscuring his true self. His sins (Thomas, rejecting perceived wisdom, wanting to start over in the Hinterlands) are starting to take precedence over Love of Country. 

And when we first meet him, 9 years later. His hair is tied back, not so long but still reasonably respectable. His beard and twirly mustache, however, is distinctly Jacobean. Strangely, besides his resistance to England itself, we never actually learn what Flint’s politics are, but we do know that Flint himself is a construct designed to be as frightening as possible to England and their ships. And in 1715, a visual Jacobite armed to the teeth is nothing if not a terrifying and direct rejection of King George I and the English State. But the longer hair still keeps him tethered to the idea of respectability (and Miranda, who keeps up the trappings of civilization despite their circumstances etc). He is caught between his two selves but neither is authentic, both require extensive upkeep and both are constructs that visually fit within a story that is not his own (the navy and his pirate persona). Remember too, his calling card is his Ninja Outfit which isn’t a ninja outfit, but the outfit of a Barbary Pirate, a North African, and those connections to barbarism and barbers. He is literally balancing the line between the Other (Barbary) and resistance in appearance (Jacobism)  

After Miranda dies, all bets are off. Friendship with civilization ended. His last ties of society are cut, literally, with a shorn head. Ironically, this is one of the more accurate cuts in the whole show - if a gentleman wore a wig, they did not have a nice tousled cut underneath a la Thomas or Guthrie, they shaved their heads to avoid lice, fleas, and other pests. But! A shorn head is also the signature haircut of, wait for it, Bedlam. He has literally cut Miranda and her tether to civilization and become wild, uncontained, and, like Thomas, mad by association. Maintaining a Jacobean flip in your ‘stache takes work, it’s always been part of his construct and theater and there is no more Flint Theater. There is only Flint. There is no going back. He is no longer pretending one way or another, he is and will be judged for who he is, not who is pretending to be. 

He keeps this cut through S4, which, even if it takes place over 5 months, is going to require an occasional trip to the barber (or Silver does it for him though I doubt Flint’s letting anyone put a knife to his throat even if it is his one and only). It’s a classic ‘devil’ cut, and one that speaks to the Faustian nature of the show, where the theme of trading spiritual torment for power is always an undercurrent. 

And finally, Flint returns “home” to Thomas by means of Oglethorpe's plantation. Apart of society, it takes the outcasts, the dregs, those that cannot participate in civilization. And in doing so, there are no longer requirements to fit within a role or story. And what do we see there? Thomas with a beard. He is no longer a member of Empire, no longer concerned with propriety. He’ll kiss a man in broad daylight. He’s wearing the outward signs of a madman. Neither of them require any trappings of civilization, they are firmly apart from it, never to return. 

This show is the gift that keeps giving and I feel like the mirrors of analysis are endless and but boy am I pushing it. 

Part One - History of Beards Part Three - Long John Silver

#black sails #black sails meta #black sails history #captain flint #james mcgraw #thomas hamilton #black sails beards #thats gonna be a tag now #i do actually need to do my job and work #hopefully I'll be able to do silver tomorrow #if you are following me i apologize for all the beard spam #this show makes me insane #im no longer responsible for my actions it's steinbergs fault

[ronkeyroo]

I AM BACK AND IM MAKING IT EVERYONES PROBLEM I HOPE YOU ARE READY FOR A SHITTON OF VARIOUS ARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

#We gonna have sum Ardyns #some wolfbois #personal artsies #Raven being unhinged #i am have been EXPERIENCING alot of Art joy the past few days while I was recovering and oh my god #ill try not to spam all at once ill TRY #Im just glad to be back and posting and being with ya'll ;_; #I missed you so much and im tired of going in and out of hospitals #gonna shove that shit so far out out of my radius and just focus on taking care and having fun and that means #sharing my ridiculous art with you and screaming online #normal bimbo werewolf activities

[ccasey0]

;^;

You keep doing this to me- thank you. :0000

ah, sorry! I didn't mean to spam like you. it's just that basically my whole fyp is your content, so I can't help but like the posts that I see that are from you. I think sometimes I forget that tumblr gives notifications that one of your posts got a like 😅

#@allyheart707 #You ask #i answer #hi ally!! #sorry for spamming you #i didnt mean to #honestly tho you have no idea how happy it makes me when i get notifications #especially asks #and especially from you #oh if only you could see how flappy my hands get when i see i got a message or a comment or a like from you #it makes me so happy #:DDD #i didnt realize how excited i could get from this #also sorry for answering this so late into the night #it's literally midnight for me #but ive got insomnia and coffee so im just gonna be scrolling tumblr and drawing all night #lol #:)

[mossy-rot]

me with an elf oc with a horribly traumatic history, who is generally very slutty and seductive but really just desires physical affection not specifically sex, has a fucking rune on his back branding him, who dresses androgynously, seeing astarion: this will have no effect on me

#by talos this can't be happening #mossy's rambles #luci's rambles #text post #anyways. you all saw the spam posts #you know what's going on #im not gonna play the game still bc i don't want to but. you know what's going on #kabrin #kabrin blightkin #oc posting #dnd oc #astarion bg3 #astarion #mossy rot characters

[blazersparker]

My bday today !!

#I SWEAR ILL POST SHIT WHEN I HAVE WIFI #AND LIKE ACTUALLY. DO THINGS #but i cant rn sad face emoji #youre gonna get spammed with. So much Oppo #its collecting in my galleru #evil snickering #ANYWAYS #happy birthday to meeeee #i may not have a cake but i have a packaged brownie #i rlly rllly wanted to be back home for this. but oh well #fuck the exam tho im not doing that shit #literally they told us yesterday at midnight that we had an exam today? #r u people fucking crazy? deranged? #and if im a minute late to submitting my hw you piss and shit on me? #fuck u all #oh also jellyfish. ouauahgg #jts bcuz im stupid and wanted to be on the beach like. by myself #^ if theres no one at this specific beach during Beach Season theres probably a reason. yeah #not even the first time #same beach too #im just dumb fr #my stubble in that doodle is Greatly exaggerated #but a boygirl can dream #i had to shave it anyways bcuz. family gatherings and whatnot #sad face emoji #ok enough ranting in tags

[always-a-joyful-note]

So I've read Bogie Time and Fist of Idol, as well as a few other stories (cannot for the life of me remember their names) thanks to the Sanctuary Event almost being out on Engstars = free stories to read and have realised that enstars also has

- cryptocurrencies (shoutout to the tags that said this) - vampires - literal war flashbacks - debates on the fluidity of morality (who was the philosopher who said that morals change as people evolve?) - censorship laws discourse - nonconsensual drugging - power rangers - questionable but compelling breakdowns of classic literature - did i mention the monologues? - urban fantasy characters - references to tax laws - a surprising amount of crossdressing - on that note, a surprising amount of flirting (you guys weren't kidding) - information wars - a concerning amount of teenagers with god(ish) complexes - totalitarianism

#im probably gonna continue spamming the tag with these lists because i cannot keep this to myself so my apologies in advance #not in the nice meme format though sorry again #its just......theyre all so....young #and theyre already so messed up #fist of idol had mao saying 'starting to see that yumenosaki's a bit odd' #cue me going 'a BIT? didnt you go to a normal middle school before????' #but yeah...like on many levels this kinda accurately depicts how a high schooler would perceive their high school life as #but on another level i really want to read that pta story because the stuff this school goes through is illegal #enstars #ensemble stars #fandom spamdom #stuff i say