#YOU ARE NOT PREPARED

[unhingedpirates]

I love how annoyed Ed gets when Stede mentions how romantic Mary's story was (about Anne slicing the face off a guy to save her, btw).

He's thinking "I can do better than that. I have done better than that. Dickfuck doesn't even know what romance is."

#and he's right #except stede doesn't think it's romantic. he's just saying it to be polite #oh but my guy wait till he gets to be romantic towards you. #you are not prepared #ofmd #ofmd 2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2e4 #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death #ed teach

[iguessitsjustme]

I just realized I didn’t show y’all my favorite gift I’ve ever been given please hold

#rae irl #i got it for christmas this year #and its both the most thoughtful and most terrifying gift ive ever been given #you are not prepared

[dancingtotuyo]

You all are simply not prepared for this

#writing memes #yes this is about woman #I’m getting the first chapters sorted out #you are not prepared #joel miller #the last of us #tlou #joel miller x reader #joel miller x you #joel miller fanfiction #pedro pascal

[1hellofacookie]

I just installed blender.

The fucking power I've just been given.

Im going to be so fucking unstoppable—

holy shit

#holy shit holy shit holy shit #YOU ARE NOT PREPARED

[redwolf17]

Jaime Update

Outline: 7,049

Should be able to start prose tomorrow, I think :)

#the weirwood queen #this one is gonna be FUN #malevolent cackling #you are not prepared

[mcbiteypantspresents]

Me with a new hyperfixation.

#I will make it everyone’s problem #let me tell you #you are not prepared #hyperfixation #adhd feels #adhd life #adhd problems

[drizzlederg]

The next take two sides episode will be the amogus rain world homestuck mega man june archive episode btw

#taketwosides #take two sides #you are not prepared

[felrend]

THEY ADDED PHOTO MODE TO WITCHER 3!!

#the Witcher 3 #the Witcher #photo mode #IM GONNA SPAM ALL OF YOU! #YOU ARE NOT PREPARED #ugly crying #snot dripping #I’m wet all over #LFG

[moonlight-prose]

marc spector fic coming tomorrow. everyone thank @softanon because this shit is FILTHY.

#you are not prepared #now i'm off to work on winter prompts #witch aunt talks✨

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot #also like. #it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony #EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain

[squidmayo]

giving my enemies psychic damage by being too horny on main

#baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #astarion #bg3 #dhwhshdudvdjfjf #oh you wanna see into my brain? PREPARE FOR COCK

[dykealloy]

what do you mean jennifer saunder's shrek 2 cover of Holding Out for a Hero didn't play over the entirety of dressrosa arc

#happy new year. it's been about a decade since dressrosa arc first aired #i thought i was well and truly done with that last edit but this struck me like a bolt of lightning #one last go at it to wrap up the year #also. to be fair to doflamingo: how the fuck do you predict or prepare for this shit #(small aside: dressrosa arc is so badly paced you would not believe how many eps i had to download to pull four minutes together) #one piece #op #CJ's op watch-through #CJ's edits #dressrosa #trafalgar law #donquixote doflamingo #amv #monkey d. luffy #monkey d luffy #lawlu #roronoa zoro #zoro #donquixote rosinante #lulaw

[ibtisams]

I AM DOING A HUNGER STRIKE FOR GAZA

It has been almost 200 days of genocide in Gaza, and during this time Palestinians have been in the worst stage of starvation and famine. Children have begun dying from starvation and malnutrition, and more and more photos of Palestinian children are coming out where the child is nothing more than skin and bones.

Personally, I know I take the food I eat for granted every single day. I am no more deserving of a meal than the children of Gaza, so for that reason me and a few of my friends will be doing a minimum of FIVE day hunger strike in solidarity with my brothers and sisters in Palestine.

We will be starting on 1 May, as to hunger strike safely there is preparation needed. I making this post now in case anyone wants to join me and will want to prepare. I am not doing a dry hunger strike, I will be having fluids and I also don’t believe I will be able to hunger strike safely for more than 15 days for health reasons.

“Sponsor me” on my hunger strike!

If you send me proof of a $50 USD donation to Anera (the equivalent of feeding 180 Palestinians), I will add ONE day to my hunger strike (a maximum of 15 days)

Join me on my hunger strike!

If you think this is something you would be able to participate in, I encourage you to participate in any capacity that you can- as long as you’re doing it SAFELY

Here is a resource I have been following to prepare ***YOU CAN’T JUST START A HUNGER STRIKE BY CUTTING OUT FOOD COMPLETELY AND NOT PREPARING***

If you want to participate, please do your research and do it safely. I am doing this for the Gazan children who don’t have a choice right now, and I know in my heart I owe it to them. There is so much we consider a basic right and take for granted that people in Gaza don’t have access to. This hunger strike is solely in solidarity/raise money for Anera, there is no specific end result.

More information on hunger strikes (and why they needed to be prepared for if you’re choosing to do one)

#in case anyone gets weird about it I am Palestinian #this is important to me #I also am not kidding a hunger strike can go very wrong if not done properly #so if you actually want to do it properly you need to be preparing and doing research #ask box is back open for proof of donations #🦢

[feyburner]

Guess who got hit with a de-aging beam 👍🏻

Page one text:

Dick: Let’s see, you’ve met ✨me✨, Duke, Dami, Al… who else is around…

Dick: Oh hey! It’s Jason!

Jason: Uh.

Timmy: Jason………. Todd?

Dick: That’s right!! (Wow, good memory!)

Jason: Hi.

Dick: T-TIM?!

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Bonus:

#tim drake #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #bat family #dc #droring #sometimes you’ve already had a very long and confusing day and you are simply not prepared to meet your hero 😔 #this was a groupchat concept that rapidly spiraled out of control. see also: mammutblog #timmy au

[themandilorian]

I was wholly unprepared for the experience of watching the untamed in 2023. I’ve seen the gifs! I’ve read some character analysis! I vaguely knew the plot but I did not expect a.) the show to be a lot more tragic and nuanced and funny than what I thought possible and I cannot stress this enough b.) for Wen Ning to also be there on that damn boat

#the most show of all time #I’ll do a separate post about the book series because you also could not have prepared for that experience #mdzs #the untamed

[teaboot]

You need to make art that nobody else likes. You need to make art that speaks to you alone. You need to cradle a serpent that eats its own tail and you need to love it until it loves you back

#The best art I've ever made will never be hung in anyone's home #That's not the point #It's not about being good #It's about being real #It's about eating something unpalatable #It's about being consumed #And tasting bitter #It's gorging yourself on crude oil just to feel something different #It's biting your tongue to make yourself cry #I'm saying that I am capable of making you feel good through personal sacrifice but I kind of don't want to cut myself up like that #If you want my heart to taste good you have to prepare it yourself #That isn't my problem