bitches be really bitching these days i go and listen to hollywood undead for shit like "i want a girl on my lap and a jägerbomb" or "im gonna ruin my life turn on for a blackout kind of night" but they suddenly pull "i like to think i look like a hero but all i see is a child that’s terrified" card and im somehow in tears immediately
Direct quotes from my principal at the opening assembly (it’s a Catholic school):
“The chapels new slogan should be ‘come for the wifi, stay for Jesus’”
“Couldn’t have said it better myself. I also love my boi Jesus”
“I know that we’ve had a lot of complaints about the new bell, and several hundred students were late for first period because of it, but you’ll all grow to love it” (tumblr staff coded)
“We respect everyone here, even gays”
“So let’s have a great year everyone, and don’t not try to get died or not” (direct quote)