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zombiegirldean · 20 hours

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Dean:

- Spent ONE week having meaningless sex with Lisa Braeden (gumby girl) (no indication that he considered this a romantic experience)

- decided to go see her again on his farewell tour for more meaningless sex

- realizes she's a mother now and you can't have meaningless sex with someone's MOM that's disrespectful. suburbia. bouncy castles.

- oh fuck do I have a kid?? should I teach the kid to use violence to solve problems??? becomes overwhelmed by his secret desire to be the dad in a grill commercial

- saved the girl. who is also a mom btw. <- well luckily he famously has no mommy issues which affect the way he views women

- he's in love with her now he decided (lisa braeden) (gumby girl) as illustrated by picnic date dream . Ben's at baseball practice.

- (last person he visits before suicide) "when I picture myself happy... it's with you... and the kid." (to woman he has spent a total of 6 days with!!! AT MAXIMUM. and he doesn't even come in her house!!!!!!!)

- tells her his dying wish will be to guarantee her safety.

^^^ normal behavior of a heterosexual man who is definitely actually attracted to women and hasn't just mythologized this random woman as representing the nuclear family/clean wholesome suburban life bc she has a kid who looks like him.

#supernatural #dean winchester #lisa braeden #and this is all presented like it's totally NORMAL and not an example of the twisted cognitive dissonance dream logic #that governs dean's psyche #he doesnt even come inside for a beer. it's tragic! it's bizarre!#m/f relationships on spn will be written so terribly that they circle back around to being fascinating #lisaposting

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lazarushound · 5 months

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06.14

15.18

if I had a nickel for every time dean's love interest tells him they want him but can't have him........

#why does nobody talk about this #insane parallel actually #06.14 #15.18 #supernatural #cw supernatural #spn #dean winchester #castiel #dean and cas #deancas #destiel #lisa braeden

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spn-rewatch-ventzone · 21 days

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Okay I’m curious on the consensus for this one

Please reblog for sample size!

#ben braeden #dean winchester #lisa braeden #spn #supernatural #spn rewatch #sam winchester #castiel #season 3 #season 5 #tumblr polls #my polls #turnip talks

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thefandomchaos · 6 months

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The fact that Jess also had the same birthday as Dean- and I’m still supposed to believe Wincest isn’t real

Bts @carvedsam is the original person who posted this- I myself just found it on Pinterest and reposted it here- all credits goes to them

#spn #supernatural #deansam #samdean #wincest #sam winchester #dean winchester #lisa braeden #jessica moore #jess moore #They literally went out for the female version of their brothers #and people still say wincest isn’t real?

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seasononesam · 2 months

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Women of Supernatural (4/?) | in/sp

#supernatural #spn #amelia richardson #kelly kline #lisa braeden #donna hanscum #jody mills #spnedit #supernaturaledit #*#amelia apologism forever and ever #anyway...#this has been in my drafts for a year bc i was too lazy to make the last gif Well

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brainrotarchive · 13 days

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blabla dean deserved better blablabla cas deserved better...what about literally every single woman in spn whose existence was tainted by misogyny from the start THEY DESERVED BETTER

#spn #charlie bradbury #jody mills #jo harvelle #ellen harvelle #supernatural #meg supernatural #bella talbot #donna hanscum #lisa braeden #claire novak #eileen leahy

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horrorshow · 4 months

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She's lying. [...] She's fine, Ben. She's fine. She's gonna be just fine.

#spnedit #deanedit #dean winchester #supernatural #lisa braeden #6x21 #deanlisa #**

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disabled-dean · 8 months

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Shout out to Lisa Braeden because if Dean Winchester showed up at my door ten years after a one night stand of questionable quality and was like, "our suberban fever dream is the only thing that can save me from the anguish of my angel lover abandoning me", I too would put a spatula in his hands and teach him how to barbeque like- whatever you say beautiful 🥰

#spn #Supernatural #dean winchester #lisa braeden #destiel #deancas

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rapidhighway · 1 month

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rewatching that episode killed me..... [wip]

#lisa braeden #supernatural #spn #wip #art

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zombiegirldean · 12 days

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being a woman in Supernatural world is so fucking horrifying. don't wear white, you will get fridged. don't be blonde, you will get fridged. Jessica Moore was forcibly stenciled into Mary Winchester's shape to turn the narrative engine of righteous violence. she's the inciting incident for the entire epic and we know literally nothing about her. bc why would we need to. the wife is the sister is the daughter is the mother and they're all dead, and they're all used as instruments to give men an excuse to cry. you can love a man and take him into your home for a year but you'll still never get close enough to touch him bc he's keeping you in a pristine little box of unsullied domesticity. he's keeping you SAFE and CLEAN. he's making arrangements for you. and when the narrative machine beckons he will set you gently back down and return to his real and important work. don't be a virgin, virgins get fridged. don't be a hellbitch, here comes the fridge. do NOT put on that white nightgown, that is the uniform of the fridge, but it's too late, you're already bleeding out on the ceiling, maybe you always have been.

#supernatural #spn #lisa braeden #jessica moore #mary winchester #ruby supernatural #jo harvelle #that post that's like. doomed by the narrative bc the writer is a misogynist. literally #sam and dean's occasional convictions that they cant get close to women bc their lives are too Dark and Serious & theyll put them in Danger #would be neurotic and self centered except they are literally right. they ARE cursed.#ellen's conviction that jo will die young if she hunts and dean's condescension towards her. would be misogynistic.#but theyre right. jo will get fridged. she's blonde. it is literally a plot point in no exit that the ghost wants to get her more bc shes #blonde #like. they live in misogyny world.

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xofemeraldstars · 8 months

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SUPERNATURAL -> 3x10 ❝ dream a little dream of me ❞

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fandomofisolation · 7 days

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I genuinely don't believe that a single Supernatural character is straight. I just know, in my heart of hearts, that every last one of them is queer as fuck.