#Marketing Accountants

[ukulelekatie]

pls this is so funny

#idk who’s in charge of tumblr’s marketing or twitter account but i love you

[swampthingking]

andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:

“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”

#pr manager is like: andrew… this is the last time i’m gonna tell you #andrew: whats the point of democracy if i can’t exercise freedom of speech #pr manager: andrew it’s no longer about your image #at this point we are concerned the fbi is going to show up #andrew: neil has connections. i’m fine #they thought marketing andrew on social media would be good #they were sooooo wrong #because now andrew has a place to share every insane thing he’s ever thought #for instance—a tweet that just says ‘an alien googling: human clothes’ #he’s on there advocating for lgbtq+ youth you KNOW HE IS #he’s cursing and mildly threatening members of congress for imposing these disgusting bills #one day he tweeted ‘does mitch mcconnell know he’s dead yet’ #when mitch mcconnell stepped down from senate andrew tweeted ‘hopefully next he steps down from life’ #unsurprisingly: this endears him to some people and makes others fucking hate him #and he’s such a shit. he does not care either way #he’s kind of just like: pr manager. you gave me a twitter and told me to tweet. i’m just doing what you asked me #they’ve threatened to change his password so many times #they actually did once but andrew reported the account so many times for defamation and fraud that it got suspended #and he made a new account out of pure spite #his pr manager is like: andrew nobody is going to want to sign you because of your public image #and andrew is like: ?? ok. they can lose every game then #(he knows he’s the best goalie) #ok i think that’s enough for now. however i will probably be back #andrew minyard #aftg #tfc #trk #tkm #the foxhole court #all for the game

[icewindandboringhorror]

HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! To this elderly bapy boye!!! he...!!!

#cats #ghhbbb this is the first time I've genuinely considered tumblr blazing a post lol but no.. i shant.. I feel too weird putting financial #information into tumblr or whatever unless I made like a seperate bank account or something not associated with anyhting else lol #but I gave it serious contemplation which is really sayng something (the evil magical spell that all cats cast over u by their perfection) #ANYWAY.................... old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #it's technically like march 8th but I did his party a little early. I have other pictures to post later maybe too..hrmm #The '1' candle is actually a '4' candle with the side part cut off because they didn't have any 1s #I went all out (like under $15 still lol) and got new birthday decorations for him instead of using the same old #ones from the past like 5 birthdays that I've done for the cats lol.. #His theme was rainbows mostly in as light of colors as I could find #The legal age to drive a car in the US is 16 so.... honk honk beep beep.. I shall go out and buy him the most expensive car on the market #as soon as March 8th comes. then he can run little errands (probably mostly getting kibbles or chicken somewhere) #stealing the rotisserie chickens from walmart or something lol #AND they would let him have them. He would drive up and walk inside and they'd call the manager to come over #and they would be so moved by his presence and his big goofy stare that they would just be like..... okey.. have all the chicken in the #entire store. Actually. have the store. it's yours now. And This would continue all the way up the chain until he was handed #the entire walmart company. And every other company. a boy who owns everything. probably wouldnt use it for evil. he'd just abolish #everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...

[nostalgicfun]

#this is from my pearl market vid #I don't remember where each individual gif came from but I believe I followed the ones that came from tumblr accounts! :) #nostalgia #nostalgic #bath time #kidcore #kiddiecore #mine #original

[fuumiku]

It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.

Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3

This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!

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#Dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #Chilchuck tims #marcille donato #spoilers #dunmeshi au #Maid cafe au #Marchil #Workwife marchil save me. Kabuholm in the background bc i said so lmao #i think people forget marci n chil are coworker worsties first and foremost. Ppl should capitalize on it more #The orange hair swag that makes him look like a marketable idol more #You can tell idk how to draw maid outfits. I hate those hats sm I will miku miku beam them out of existence #Marcille does change her hairstyle everyday btw #they don’t get back together btw she goes you haven’t talked to me in 4 years and he immediately goes YOU haven’t talked to ME in 4– #i mean ehem i’m sorry haha… while Marcille is like 4 years?! 4 years… #Mei only did it bc Fler has been getting jittery again kept sighing #I wanted to draw Chil with a car key at his belt but it wasn’t meant to be #idk if marchil ever gets together in this one it’s an eternal summer coworker with tension situationship au #romance is when you slowly deteriorate his work ethics so he starts skipping on his worktime to spend it at the front messing around w you #once he’s blessedly in the office and he hears this huge crash and the Marci just goes ‘…… Chiiiiiil?’ cue sigh and having to repair #the coffee machine. So many lil comics i couldn’t indulge myself to draw save me #shoutout to the time as a cashier in training at a convenience store I was left by my coworker who was supposed to wash the greasy chicken #oven but didn’t so I had to clean it for the first time myself while I was alone in the store and was also supposed to man the front #Shoutout to my convenience store’s accountant helping us with cashier duties often when there was less job to do ty ty #Understaffed struggles are so real #People also call Chil a manager because the boss is most often away so he just does everything #There’s no union but maybe one day he’ll get to overthrow the boss idk #The pay IS good at least #Modern au

[royalarchivist]

I say this in the kindest way possible, but I think this style of prose is more appropriate for a personal account rather than an update account. I have no idea who's being talked about half the time. 🥲

[ Tumblr meme via @mikaikaika ]

#QSMP #Philza #Edited #Phil #Let me know if this needs an additional tag #I don't think this necessitates a discourse or neg tag or whatever because I'm being silly but I'm happy to add one if folks need it #I won't post this one on Twitter I don't think because I genuinely don't want to hurt anyone's feelings #but. I feel very strongly about this. It's not helpful #I say this as a fan and as a professional writer (who also worked in the Marketing and Communications field for far too long) #The prose is nice! It's very whimsical and they're having fun! But I don't think it's appropriate for an updates account #I recently turned off notifications for QsmpEN and I'm considering muting them because half the updates just aren't helpful to me #I want to be able to speed read through the update thread I don't want to spend an additional 30 seconds trying to decipher who's who #I don't like posting complaints so I tried to make it a funny complaint #because I do think feedback is good! And I know I'm not the only one who feels this way #but at the same time: these update writers ARE volunteers #(As a side note -- I personally think anyone running a large social media account should be paid) #(I did that for a few years and it was hell. I can't imagine doing that and NOT getting paid for it) #But anyways #They're all volunteers so I don't actually wanna go all pitchforks and torches on them (which I wouldn't do anyways even if they WERE paid) #I'm just venting my frustrations in what is (hopefully) a funny way #but you're welcome to disagree! That's ok too #Portfolio

[epikhightechnology]

Desperate times ask for desperate measures aka I find myself unsure of how I am going to pay my rent & bills this winter so I am wondering if anyone would be interested in exchanging some money for my drawing services? I don't do prints cause I don't know how lol but I can mail you the actual drawing. Here's some of the stuff I've drawn this year:

I can draw your blorbo, your bias, your mom, anyone really, just need a good reference picture. Price would depend on the picture, the size, if it's b&w or coloured and shipping (i live in the EU). If anyone's interested lmk and we'll figure it out together? 🙏🙏

#i do have a job but its fucked rn #my boss owes me nearly 3k for previous months but he cant even pay the business bills so idk when i'll see that money...... #bro has like 30eur in his business account rn i am laughing but also crying #it will get better in spring but i need to get there somehow and the job market aint great i must say so i'm trying this first #im so tired #send help #im gonna take a nap now #epikdraws

[bitchesgetriches]

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[st-hedge]

Rest assured my degeneracy will always prevail

#this account shant ever be marketing and family friendly #and yes this is #once again #wait for it #dmc #I woke up with an urge to draw this #tw: blood

[podcastwizard]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be marketable to corporate entities

#tumblr is the best website because you can openly call for the death of billionaires #not like I would do that of course #on account of how marketable i am

[monarchamos]

heyyy chuuya lovers

I made a compilation of every. single. scene. of Chuuya. spanning from season one to season 5, including dead apple and the ova. also its in dub.

so like. if anyone wants

{BSD but it's only Chuuya}

Update! After a bout of boredom, i have created

{BSD Wan! but it's only Chuuya}

#the way most of the scenes are just from fifteen is so funny #chuuya's screentime ratio is always so funny to me #like this man is in 25 out of the 61 episodes and in the movie #he has 1 hour and 12 minutes out of 1 day 1 hour and 54 minutes of the entirety of BSD #yet hes featured in like all of the marketing #sounds like someone is a little favorite #bsd chuuya #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd #also dont judge me for using dub okay i like dub and also the bsd english dub is one of the few actually good english dubs for anime #i spent two days on this crying sobbing #yes i am the same person who compiled the subbed bsd stageplays into google drive but no these are not the same drive accounts #soukoku #skk #...technically

[charlottan]

what are you guys' favorite Very Long Books. i need more like 250k+ word worlds to get lost in

#like personally i love shantaram by gregory david roberts #ive talked about it before but its the semifictional account of an escaped convict who flees from australia to india and gets #involved in black market stuff there #its really really good and full of love for the country and for life itself #book talk

[sanctus-ingenium]

Is it possible you’ll publish The Black Horse to a printing company to make access to getting the book easier? Or is that not something in the works.

I did consider self-publishing on amazon but I'm leery of that company and the terms & conditions you have to agree to. It might happen at some point but I'm not pushed. However I know it's probably the best way to reach An Audience who aren't just ppl who happen to follow my blog here.

I do plan to get a physical print copy for myself and I know that the companies that offer this service often need bulk orders so I might have that as a limited option for sale at some point to make up the order. I just need to do up the spine & back cover and review my options.

As for traditional publishing, what can I say but Unlikely

#ngl the thought of having to make a self promo writer twitter account or w/e so i can advertise it with a list of ao3 style tags is awful #to me. #i say best marketing is still word of mouth. i know someone who's bought multiple copies for their friends #(thank you btw) #(i am also fine with ppl just sharing the files with their friends as well)

[rassicas]

on today's episode of "why the fuck is this japanese product branded with anime characters":

demon slayer toilet cleaner

#kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #i have not watched this anime or whatever but the amount of marketing it gets in japan is fucking insane #also realized i put this on the wrong account whatever

[themintman]

me adding "it builds the economy" to every answer in business class (I have no fucking clue what it means to build the economy)

#business #School #Business memes #But fr what the fuck does it mean to build the economy #Mf it's not a house???? You don't build that shit???? #I'm so good at business #Don't come at me for calling it business y'all I'm still in a year where everything sciency and businessy is grouped together into 2 subs #Dunno if imma do accounting or marketing or whatever yet 💔 #Hey if y'all Americans can split math into like ninety different flavors we can do the same with science and business #Why are there so many flavors of math in America??? #The fuck is calculus????

[mortallymoonstruckgames]

This Lesbian Visibility Week, consider playing a cute witchy yuri game I made with my wife! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🪄✨

#lesbian visibility week #indie game dev #visual novels #yuri game #gayming #yuri #making friends #sorry for so many video posts: I am trying tiktok and this helps consolidate my marketing time :^) #also sorry for breaking character since I'm not the only one that posts to this account lol