The Hot Water Tea Incident
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MK: Which one of you was gonna tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Mei: You were putting in cold water...?
Redson: Noodle Boy, answer the question Noodle Boy
MK: Yeah, I thought for like five years people just put into hot water to speed up the "Tea-ification process" Didn't realize there was an actual reason.
Mei: You don't have patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?!
Redson: Why are you...Putting it in the microwave...To BOIL it?
Mei: Do you think I have patience to boil water on a stove?!
Redson: IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE.
Mei: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SAMAHDI FIRE?!
Redson: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE?!?
Mei: LIKE SEVEN MINUTES???
Redson: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that and you use a sauce pan.
Mei: You're putting the whole mug on the stove? At medium heat?! Your stove is enchanted.
Tang: Every single person in this shop is a fucking lunatic...
Pigsy: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!?!?
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more thoughts about the lmk and hollow knight au thing because im going insane rn.
ANYWAYS LET'S ASSIGN ROLES 😇
- the pale king is. obviously. wukong
- the hollow knight could work for MANY different people:
1. MK. He must either contain the ink or his monkey form
2. Macaque. He must contain LBDs possession / influence <- she works really well as the radiance
3. Mei. She must contain the samhadi fire (is that how you spell it?)
4. HELL even Syntax works for this... he has to contain the venom,, spider queen as the radiance,,
5. RED. SON. same thing as Mei w the fire :3
6. MAYOR. YEAH. LBDS WHOLE THING.
7. you know what even Bai He or whatever her name is 😭 so many people to be sacrifices this is crazy
there are probably more that I'm missing but that's my Potential Hollow Knight list
- the knight/ghost could ALSO work as the characters i listed above... ex. mei as the ghost and red son as hollow, mk as the ghost and macaque as hollow, mayor as hollow and syntax as ghost... they're super interchangeable!! these could all work vice-versa too. also if mk was the ghost, then instead of the void it'd either be his monkey form or ink mk. mei / red son would have the fire, etc.
- hornet... if the ghost is mei or mk then it'd probably be red son otherwise ive got no idea 😭
- tang could (possibly??) work as quirrel. either that or cornifer HAHA
- no idea who sly could be tbh
- grimm. Oh Boy. could work as the samhadi fire if you're not using that as the infection already, plus it already fits him,, perhaps he'd be red son (evil red son. consider.) i don't know how the grimchild would work for this though 😭 but dw it's okay i am going to mess around w their roles a tad if this ever becomes and actual au
- idk who the white lady is too actually... she isn't that relevant (?) to the overall plot. i think. i should play hk again jeez
- godseeker. no idea. no one in lmk really seeks out the gods, maybe that'll change in s5 though
- if macaque was hollow, then mayor would probably be the seer
- the dreamers would probably be the 3 rings instead if red son or mei was hollow
- if hollow was anyone other than mei or red son (as mentioned above), the pilgrims would probably be the dreamers (so that tang can do the whole quirrel thing if tripitaka/tang sanzang is in monomon's place) I'm not too sure about how we'd fit ao lie into this though because there's only 3 dreamers 😭
im missing a TON more characters but this post is getting way too long and im sleepy... feel free to leave suggestions and stuff in the tags or comments ^_^
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Aaand I couldn’t find these in my gallery earlier. More Lego Monkie Kid x Spiderverse stuff. Macaque isn’t actually a spiderman, he’s a variant of the prowler.
Mei also has a second suit, for when she unlocks her Samadhi fire, but I havent drawn anything with that suit besides a quick scrappy concept sketch
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