#Milktoast

[the-belle-siblings]

*The letter to the 3 of them says, "Take good care of Milktoast for us, ok? Love Wave 🌊 and Emote anon." Inside the box is a cat bed and a frighten white kitten.*

🗿A cat?! Why would someone give us a cat?

💦Awww!! Kitty!! Hello little meow meow whisker baby

I just shook a baby, I will never make up for my sins. Hell waits for me in the ever daunting future. I have committed atrocities known to no man. I'm a bad pers-

🗿Caden, it'll be fine. And you really ought to be more fine with "sins" considering you want to take over the world with me.

💦*Reaches in to grab the cat*

Caden smacks her hand away

Don't touch Milktoast! He's been separated from his parents and family and he's in a rough spot right now. You leave him be to sleep and cry.

💦*cough* projecting on a cat *cough* ahem sorry just had to clear my throat there.

🗿*picks up the cat*

Ivan! Don't-

🗿silence you fool, we don't even know if the cat is a guy or not yet. It's kinda important to figure that out.

Isn't that an invasion of their privacy..?

🗿It's a cat, Caden. And it seems Milktoast here is a girl.

💦I'm still gonna get her a little bow tie!

Let the cat be naked and free

💦Now I'm just hoping your not projecting-

🗿*ls currently holding it like a baby with a flat expression.* it looks old enough to eat soft food. Misra, you will be going to get the cat food.

HA!

💦What!? Why me?!?

🗿Caden simply can't leave the house without some form of disguise, unless he says he's in cosplay but even then that answer doesn't seem likely. And I don't trust you not to smother Milktoast.

💦ugh whatever, Milktoast will like me better anyways after I feed her. She knows where the food comes from.

🗿okay? She can be your cat, I don't want her. I just don't think I should let you suffocate her in one of your death hugs.

Uh I like the cat, I want the fella.

💦nobody cares

🗿I care

You do?!

🗿Rot in hell, Burn in your grave

I think you said that wrong-

🗿I think your wrong.

💦oh my gosh you two are litterally a married couple with a child- I'm gonna run to the store before you two kill me

Smart Idea-

Aggressive coughing noises

🗿Caden?

💦*Halfway down the street*

🗿Are you oka-

Caden coughs a few deep red flowers into the palm of his hand and tosses them somewhere outside. There's a barely visible red liquid on his pitch black skin.

Let's just go in now, I'm alright.

🗿*He gives Caden an apparent look of concern but doesn't say anything, the pair walks indoors. Ivan holding the cat and Caden with the box tucked against his side under the arm he did not use to cough into the palm of.*

#miserable💦 #invincible🗿 #caden umbra nati #asks #the belle siblings #CAt #Milktoast #Milky boy whom luvs her milk #except cats don't really drink milk as it does give them tummy issues

[ivovynckier]

Did "grab 'em by the pussy" Donnie mean "MILF toast"?

#milquetoast #milktoast #covfefe #gazpacho police #gop #republican #republicans #kalyeigh mcenany #mcenany #kayleigh #MAGA

[dogwwater]

freckles :)

#milktoast #cats

[slimkhezri]

Guten Morgen & Happy Autumn 🍂 ☀️ Made fresh homemade strawberry jam .. 😋🍓 #breakfast #strawberry #strawberryjam #fresh #coffee #milktoast #slimkhezri Oh, what a lovely day! (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CivSC0Gvzbl/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#breakfast #strawberry #strawberryjam #fresh #coffee #milktoast #slimkhezri

[shivroy]

my one life is strange opinion

#life is strange #lis #life is strange fanart #art #doodle #max caulfield #go boy. go wimp around like you do #he is cute though. hes a little silly #like not The most milktoast mf ever to exist i guess i will give lis that #hes got some sauce (sort of) (sort of)

[kurulover]

you know not to give algorithms and even staff too much benefit of the doubt but plenty of times when they nuke someone you think has a good opinion, the person they nuked has twenty other terrible opinions that they actually got nuked for. just take any “they nuked them for this”post with a grain or fifteen of salt maybe. maybe please.

#there are lot of obviously terrible opinions on this site that remain untouched so #I highly doubt your favorite blogger you don’t follow for nuked for the milktoast opinion that got reblogged #tbh it was probably for the antisemitism you didn’t see. or the transphobia you didn’t see. or the racism you didn’t see. or the #many such cases :/ #bye bye tankie #committee memo

[potatoodles]

TWINK FIGHT

#stex #ocs #stex ocs #thank u toby for giving me this idea #literally early 2000s comedy abt two teen girls trying to get the most milktoast guy #starlight express

[sillyprettyfairy]

One of the funny (but sad) things I see a lot with men who play Fortnite is that when they critique skins you can tell they just hate femininity and cuteness and think it's inherently ugly and less than. Like as someone who prefers cuteness, pink, and more "girly" styles and aesthetics I'm obviously gonna be biased, but I have the ability to look at stuff that may not be for me and be like "This looks really cool actually I just wouldn't use it for myself". But every man I've ever seen talk about cutesy stuff in Fortnite is like "This is ugly! This is bad!!! This is BORING!!" and the design in question is this

image credit (emily solomon)

#fortnite #fairy babble #didn't say this in the post but immediately after they'll call the most lukewarm milktoast basic looking male skin the best thing ever #like it has to be either subconscious misogyny or your taste level is in the dirt #i'm willing to believe it's both because a lot of these men can't dress either but that's a diff convo

[hello-god-its-me-sara]

okay reblog with your like most rare ds9 pair and why in the tags (ship can be more than two people)

I'm doing research ("research")

#julian x bariel #i know bariel is milktoast as fuck but you can't convince me he and julian didn't get drunk at quark's once and like make out #is this just an extension of julian fucks everyone at least once #shut up leave me alone #julian bashir canonical ds9 bicycle #ds9 polycule #julian bashir #deep space nine #ds9

[the-belle-siblings]

🗿I don't have your food, Milk.

mii mroow

Miii mowww

mrrrow

🗿Caden, stop–

#invincible🗿 #Milktoast #caden umbra nati

[bottlehawk]

i just saw your responses to anon. so wait are you like saying you're into problematic stuff or not. sorry i can't read tone very well...

okay so if you look through my blog you can see that i am like the biggest teenage girl-man blogger faggot in the world. the general cadence and word-choices of every single sentence on this account painfully recalls the image of a butch tumblrina teeheeing kicking its feet back and forth going slay-queen while sipping a nonbinary soy milk frappuccino in an eco-friendly tumbler with a "BELIEVE WOMEN" etsy sticker on the base. i literally say shit like "autism girl-queen winz" unironically and trigger-tag scopophobia and blood and weed and make trans swag headcanons for almost every homestuck character that would probably make 2017 r/homestuck explode. what i'm saying is that when you see like my fifth post in a row about rose lalonde steven universe style autism moment i want to ask what particularly compels you to think that the persona occupying this blog is into like. incest or something lol

#bottlehawk text #asks #please be serious with me. what about this tumblr makes you think i'd be comfortable with an age gap of 16 and 21 lmao. #when you see me reblog my 600th all trans aimkid furry pocstuck post what makes you think i'm the type of person who reads dead dove fic. #i think generally people have no idea how much stuff i DON'T reblog from the past lmao. maybe because i seem to reblog a lot. but i promise #you're dealing with someone with such milktoast consumption a seasoned hetalia hazbin south park fan would be jeering me as a puriteen. #slurs #<- again like do you see this haha. #i can't really change how i type online it's now just me unfortunately. #/annoyed but also mostly amused. 10:90 ratio. #it's like walking up to the pho-taqueria place in the gentrified area of brooklyn and wondering what the owners' stance on veganism is.

[lesbiancolumbo]

#i was inspired #milktoast 😔

[shardsofswords]

Fundamentally i think making fun of people's looks or anything akin to body shaming is bad activism and not actually helping anyone's cause every time i se enews that another korean woman was assaulted harassed, or fired becuase she posted or did somehting that could conceiavably be interpreted as the 🤏 emoji I feel the sudden and inescapable urge to post it a million times. 🤏🤏🤏

#south korea #feminism #misogyny #'your dick is small' is such a milktoast and benign insult to sexist men #and yet in korea it is paradoxically also a type of activism that can ruin your life because antifeminist men are so incredibly sensitive #over an EMOJI #i don't actually care about dick size. i cannot stress how little i care about dick size #but🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏

[dogwwater]

#milktoast #cat #i love him sm

[sshrimps]

My heart and soul belong with you ♡

#sfw furry #furry art #lgbt art #trans artist #blackarist #hi its been a while I'm gonna see if being on here works for me again #twitter is ass and instagram is milktoast and impossible for me to gain traction on so wooooo hi tumblr #this is my official coming back post ig #doodle

[succs]

they’re gonna make nendoroids of fucking flo from progressive or chester cheetah before Beatrice this shit is despicable

#some milktoast isekai that’s only gonna last one season that’s made in a lab for incels will get a nendoroid before we get even a Funko pop