Synopsis: Toji Fushiguro was not exactly the father you expected to meet when he showed up for his kids’ (aka Megumi’s) parent teacher meeting—especially not when you find yourself being the one punished for bothering him by wanting to talk about Megumi’s behaviour.
— Word Count: 1.9k
— A/n: Based on this ask here by @misaki-the-lotusflower . Thank you so much for requesting sweets<3 and uh- dilf toji? Yes please
— Warnings: AFAB! reader; MDNI!! Porn without much plot; toji is a bitch; slightly naive reader?; cursing; name calling (slut, whore, etc); age gap(?)—reader is in her mid twenties and toji in mid thirties; face slapping; mutual masturbation; degradation; oral (male receiving!); not proof read, might have typos
He was late—you huffed in annoyance.
After 8 tries of trying to schedule a meeting with him, the least you could expect was the insolent man to show up on time—he was a good kid, Megumi but a genuine concern flashed you everytime his behaviour came to check.
A hefty talk with a parent was always the way to go, it was useful to say the least—but it was well past half an hour that the school had ended and he still hadn’t shown up—and as a teacher, things like this made were sure to infuriate you. After all, no wonder Megumi Fushiguro acts up.
Your eyes bummed onto Megumi and Tsumiki—contrasting, they both stood and yet so similar, a sincere smile you passed them—fingers reaching out for the fifth time to call the concerned man.
“No need to call me again,” his voice deep—the first thing you noted, then his hair and face, Megumi was an exact replica in most sense of the word. He wasn’t very old— and whatever age he carried, he did it well—certainly appealing to your eyes.
Megumi’s distasteful expression could never go ignored by you—but you passed a thin smile, pressed—“After noon sir,”
“Fushiguro’s fine—or Toji, if you prefer,”
A nod you passed, “Mr. Fushiguro,”
“I prefer Toji,” your jaw clenched, released as you looked at the kids—ignoring his comment you smiled, “can you guys give us just a couple minutes? We’ll be done soon,”
And ever the lively kid, Tsumiki was quick to pull Megumi out with her, a pleasant smile—all so different from the man who sat across you.
“Mr. Fushiguro,” you began—“You’ve an issue by taking my name woman?”
Your blood boiled, lips pursed, you stared at him.
“Excuse you sir?” Your words were steely- firm, any other person would’ve noted onto your frustration and beckoned it—Toji Fushiguro? That was a new challenge you’d seemingly encountered.
“Cut the ‘sir’ bullshit—what do you want?”
Head tilted to your side, you stared at him—“Your son’s behaviour, Mr.Fushiguro,” you stared into his eyes, emerald just like Megumi’s—gorgeous, really.
“He’s a nice kid, good student and he’s fine at academics too—”
“—is he?” The man drew out, a subtle smirk resting on his face.
You looked at him confused—“I mean with that slutty skirt of yours?” Your mouth hung open—ears burning and embarrassment fresh upon your face—“But then he’s a kid, it doesn’t matter right? It’s for men like me isn’t it?”
From ears to your face, slowly it spread—flushing all over.
A denial lay loose on your lips, unsure—you felt dirty from his mere words—he chuckled.
“Mr Fushiguro I assure you that’s not the sort of language-”
“-shut up,” he snapped, another grin—wolffish this time, hungry as if—“I’ll keep it short and simple for you, I’m sending my kid here because I can’t deal with him. He’s your responsibility,” he paused letting his words process, “next time you call me, I’ll fuck you so good you wouldn’t be able to walk—let alone talk,”
Mind a mess, you stared at him—bewildered, not a single part of it was unserious, you knew and yet, even threatened you couldn’t help the certain feeling of need emerging, sprouting in you.
“You can’t- I- sir this isn’t…” your words fumbled, his mere gaze piercing enough—“what?” He promoted once and you were putty in your seat.
“You can’t talk to me like that- I’m a teacher for fuck’s sake-” you internally cursed at the outbreak, but regret lay a thin line—“well in all particularity, you can’t wear such clothes either,” eyes gazed down—it wasn’t all so bad, per se.
But it just passed the dress code so it wasn’t much better either—a sheer white blouse and black slacks that defined your figure—it was all so intentional, but nothing bad when the context be the kids you taught.
But then again, Toji wasn’t a middle schooler—and his eyes were seemingly stuck onto your chest.
“Nor is the way you just talked the protocol, is it?”
Your face burned all the more—Toji knew the effect he had, all so evident in the way your thighs were pressed together, face flushed at his words and lip bitten all so cute—he knew you liked it.
“Now,” he paused, getting a look at your desk to catch your name, “Y/n,” he grinned and you couldn’t help the butterflies emerging in your stomach as he did so—“You know what would happen if I complained? To your authorities?”
Blood running dry, you coughed out a “excuse me?”
His grin only widened, “You’ve pissed me off woman, calling me these many times—even the whores I fuck and leave don’t bother so much,”
And in the moment, he could see the discomfort on your face—a roll of the eye, he softened, “I won’t call your mistake out alright?” He smiled—as if treating you a miracle—even when you had no mistake in particular, “But I do want something in turn for it,”
Eyes narrowing in confusion, you paused, “money?”
A laugh he barked out, “Had money been an issue I wouldn’t have wasted my time with you doll,” he smirked, “just need you to use your tongue the right way,”
A deep pit seemed to have dropped on you—you stared at him, dumbfounded.
He stared back—hands moving slow as he pushed his chair back, an invitation
“It’s either this or losing that pretty job,” and in that particular moment, you lied to yourself, that all of this—propping yourself on your knees between his thighs—you looked at him through hooded eyes, a slight pout on your lips.
“You’re shameless,” you whisper, staring at the tent in his pants—he was huge, he raised a brow, “says the slut on her knees for me,” he chuckled—“Sucking your students’ dads—is that what you do Hm?” A soft hand caressed your cheek as his eyes bore into yours—contrary to his degrading words.
But you stayed quiet—nimble fingers working fast, any and every pretence dropped as you focused eagerly upon the hook of his best, pulling carefully the zipper down.
And there it was, you smiled, it was hard—it’s tip leaking with precum and you passed him a knowing smile, proud of your affect upon—the moment lasting only so long before you felt his hands grab your hair.
His grip was rough—a yank, hard, and your face was at level with his cock—salivating you stared.
“Beg for it,” he ordered, voice gruff as he stared down at you—“beg for it like the whore you are,”
He was all so mean, with the way his foot nudged at your clothed cunt—with the way he pushed your body a little —“please,” you whispered, desperate.
“Please let me ah!-” a cry you let you as his hand came crashing onto your cheek swiftly, sharp—“that’s the best you’ve got?”
You felt tears at the brink of your eyes, “Please,” you began again, voice breaking—perhaps it was the tension that did so, “please let me suck your dick Toji—mm!” Words interrupted by just another slap—“Ah ah ah,” his tongue clicked at your mistake.
“Who’s Toji baby? Mr.Fushiguro, right?” You gulped and sniffled at his words, “Yes,” you but your lip, a pout resting there soon—“Please let me suck your dick Mr.Fushiguro,” expectant eyes encouraged you for more—“Wanna- wanna make you feel good, wanna taste you,”
And just then he snickered, pulling your head hard towards his base, “Open yoour mouth slut- tongue out,”
You followed numbly, instantly—tongue plopped out for him as you stared at him with big eyes, “Such a good pet,” he groaned—same hands caressing your head as he slapped his cock on your tongue—plop-plop-plop—until thick fingers squeezed your mouth open suddenly shoving his entire length into your mouth.
Every groan gagged by his thick length, you could only let your tears out as he abused the back of your throat, pulling your hair in a messy ponytail—and shoving you deeper and deeper with each thrust.
You could hear him groaning loudly, carelessly—after all your reputation barely mattered to him, “Fu-ck so eager for my dick, my pet,” you continued moving your mouth around him, experimenting hesitantly.
A roll off your tongue around the sensitive tip and simple, swift suck at it too—a moan he let out.
Your eyes shot up, fascinated as he chuckled—“hmm~? Is this what you want? my taste? the way i stretch your mouth?”
You nodded to his words, ready to seek his pleasure.
“you can’t keep your mouth off of me can you? Some teacher” a scoff he passed, the embarrassment you felt never truly stopped.
Broken moans fell from his mouth—and obscenities that would have you hurling but you loved it, loved the way he feel apart for you.
“Wanted you- ah…” another suppressed moan, “since the day I saw you in that fuckin’ sundress—always dressing like a cockslut aren’t ya?”
You could feel the wetness between your legs grow—begging to be touched, desperate.
“Wearing all these skirts—just ready to be fingered yeah?” The pressure he applied on your head increased as you gagged—daring not once to pull away, hair and makeup ruined minutes ago.
You could tell he was close—in the way he twitched, in the way groans and insults had suppressed into breathy moans.
You looked pretty though, hair disheveled, and lipstick all over your lips and his cock—a pretty mess of his.
A needy, desperate mess for him, especially in the way your fingers—laying bare for Toji was fully face-fucking you then, broken and choked out cried you let out—fingers inching towards your throbbing pussy.
You needed it—he did too.
“Don’t touch,” a warning, “not until I tell you to,” your movements came to a hault—a ‘ok’ you whispered as pulled away from your warm mouth—hands pumping his own cock fast.
“Remove the blouse,” he was close—so very close—“now,”
Shirt lay unbuttoned half way when he stopped your frenzied movements, “cup your boobs,” a confused glance you would’ve passed had you had the chance—but a glare from him lay more than enough to continue.
Tired your fingers felt as they moved to grab your boobs together—squeezing them, pressing them how you imagined he would, you sat there kneeling before him.
“Shit—you’re so fucking pretty,” he groaned, voice breaking as his head hung back, pushing his own climax—“pinch yourself,” and so you did without hesitation.
It was simply erotic, the sheer image of you two, your mouth hung open too—in the pleasure the pain provided you—“touch yourself,” he moaned then.
And just what you needed then for you found yourself touching yourself through your pants—applying just the pressure you needed—so wet.
Filthy—in the way the sound of his hand pumping his cock—flesh on flesh; your moans and his filled the room.
“C’mere” he growled—and you did, closer to him, musky his scent—you were so close, just a little more and—
A gasp you let out as sticky, white hot mess he spilled on you—your boobs and neck and face—cum spilling out in thick ropes as he pumped.
And just at that—you came too, mouth hung open as you traversed your high—it felt the best it ever had, under his panting gaze.
A series of sweet nothings he provided you, putting your head as you settled back—a frown on your lips and a chuckle on his own.
“Get decent,” he commanded and your frown deepened further—“you’ve got plenty of kids for me to fuck you anyways,”
A roll of your eyes as you too, beside him started getting dressed—“and anyways,” he grinned, “I’m sure gumi’s gonna act up soon,”
A sharp slap on your ass and a squeeze and just like that he was leading his way out as non-chalantly as he entered.
All of this work is entirely original and my own—please refrain from copying or reposting.
Since Tumblr has a link-per-post cap, here is a list of the Round 1 matchups with their links:
ROUND 1
WEEK 2
33.) Kendra Young (Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel the Series) vs Sylvanas Windrunner (Warcraft)
34.) Katherina Minola (The Taming of the Shrew) vs Barbarara Gordon (DC Comics)
35.) Arcee (Transformers) vs Naomi Misora (Death Note)
36.) Orihime Inoue (Bleach) vs Julia (Hellraiser)
37.) Talia al Ghul (DC Comics) vs Amy Amanda Allen (The A-Team (TV Series))
38.) Britta Perry (Community) vs Grelle Sutcliff (Black Butler)
39.) Athena Cykes (Ace Attorney) vs Carmelita Montoya Fox (Sly Cooper)
40.) Kotori Mizuki/Tori Meadows (Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL) vs Iris Sagan (AI: the Somnium Files)
41.) Kairi (Kingdom Hearts) vs Clarke Griffin (The 100)
42.) Gamora (MCU) vs Sansa Stark (Game of Thrones)
43.) Mary Winchester (Supernatural) vs Konan (Naruto)
44.) Jade Harley (Homestuck) vs Chloe von Einzbern (Fate/kaleid liner PRISMA ILLYA)
45.) Natasha Romanoff (MCU) vs Sylvia (Two Gentlemen of Verona)
46.) Dragona Joestar (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: The JOJOLands) vs Gwen Stacy (Marvel Comics)
47.) Katara (Avatar the Last Airbender) vs Eve (Paradise Lost)
48.) Jiang Yanli (Mo Dao Zu Shi) vs Cordelia Chase (Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel the Series)
49.) Misa Amane (Death Note) vs Nami (One Piece)
50.) Rey (Star Wars) vs Nezuko Kamado (Demon Slayer)
51.) Tetra (The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker) vs Margaret Houlihan (MASH (Movie 1970))
52.) Amy Pond (Doctor Who) vs Madison Paige (Heavy Rain)
53.) Casca (Berserk) vs Sweet-P (The Caligula Effect)
54.) Stephanie Brown (DC Comics) vs Aki Izayoi/Akiza Izinski (Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's)
55.) Dahlia Hawthorne (Ace Attorney) vs Ophiuchus Shaina (Saint Seiya)
56.) Hélène Kuragina (War and Peace) vs Laurel Lance (Arrow (CW))
57.) Sky (Lost in Blue) vs Sonia Hedgehog (Sonic Underground)
58.) Elektra Natchios (Marvel Comics) vs Celica (Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia)
59.) Charlie Bradbury (Supernatural) vs Susan Pevensie (The Chronicles of Narnia)
60.) Mildred "Millie" Knolastname (Helluva Boss) vs River Tam (Firefly)
61.) Allura (Voltron: Legendary Defender) vs Mikaela Banes (Transformers)
62.) Ophelia (Hamlet) vs Momo Yaoyorozu (My Hero Academia)
63.) Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog) vs Alys Brangwin (Phantasy Star IV)
64.) Abbie Mills (Sleepy Hollow) vs Misaki Unasaka (Buddy Daddies)
WEEK 1
1.) Starfire (DC Comics) vs Nya Smith (Lego Ninjago)
2.) Natasha Rostova (War and Peace) vs Gwen (BBC Merlin)
3.) Marwa (What We Do in the Shadows (TV Series)) vs Mikoko Sakazaki (Kaiji)
4.) Azula (Avatar the Last Airbender) vs Jennifer Lopez (John Dies at the End)
5.) Chloe Bourgeois (Miraculous Ladybug) vs Milla Maxwell (Tales of Xillia)
6.) Kallen Kouzuki (Code Geass) vs Chi-Chi (Dragon Ball)
7.) Padmé Amidala (Star Wars) vs Bumble (Warrior Cats)
8.) Irene Adler (BBC Sherlock) vs Leia Organa (Star Wars)
9.) Alex DeWitt (DC Comics) vs Elya Musayeva (Топи/The The Swamps (2021))
10.) Is (Kamen Rider 01) vs Amber Volakis (House MD)
11.) Marinette Dupain-Cheng (Miraculous Ladybug) vs Throné Anguis (Octopath Traveler 2)
12.) Jane Crocker (Homestuck) vs Jade (Dragon Quest 11)
13.) Leafpool (Warrior Cats) vs Katherine Pierce (The Vampire Diaries)
14.) Holy Kujo (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders) vs Poppy Pipopapo (Kamen Rider Ex-Aid)
15.) Mikan Tsumiki (Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair) vs Ochette (Octopath Traveler 2)
16.) Lisa Cuddy (House MD) vs Brunhilda/Mym (Dragalia Lost)
17.) Kaede Akamatsu (Danganronpa V3) vs Juvia Lockser (Fairy Tail)
18.) Agent Texas (Red vs Blue) vs Kamala Khan (Marvel Comics)
19.) April O'Neil (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)) vs Teresa (Maze Runner Series)
20.) Stephanie “Steph” Nocanonlastname (EverymanHYBRID) vs Megaera (Hades)
21.) Ochako Uraraka (My Hero Academia) vs Julia Wicker (The Magicians)
22.) Ran Mouri (Detective Conan) vs Malty S Melromarc (Rising of the Shield Hero)
23.) Magne (My Hero Academia) vs Asuna (Sword Art Online)
24.) Tasha Yar (Star Trek: The Next Generation) vs Yan Hui (Back from the Brink)
25.) Sakura Haruno (Naruto) vs Ada Vessalius (Pandora Hearts)
26.) Hinata Hyuuga (Naruto) vs Niki Nihachu (Dream SMP)
27.) Pyrrha Nikos (RWBY) vs Quiet (Metal Gear Solid: The Phantom Pain)
28.) Lucy Heartfilia (Fairy Tail) vs Pussy Galore (Goldeneye)
29.) Ann Takamaki (Persona 5) vs Mikuru Asahina (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
30.) Daenerys Targaryen (Game of Thrones) vs Kes (STar Trek: Voyager)
31.) Flora Reinhold (Professor Layton) vs Agent South Dakota (Red vs Blue)
32.) Deanna Troi (Star Trek: The Next Generation) vs Nemu Kurotsuchi (Bleach)
"Send me 10 characters and I will tell you who I would…"
Marry - Hmm I'm gonna go with Robin for this one. Her vibes are unmatched. I think we could be happy together. Plus... tall wife 😳
Drink tea with- I'll choose Honoka, I think. It's just the vibes, since I don't really know her.
Party with- Idk how much of a 'party' it'd be--more like two socially challenged introverts occupying the same room for a while-- but I'd hang with Asa. Maybe we could have a movie night/popcorn party to help facilitate conversation.
Kiss- I'll give Athena a lil smooch, idk she sounds like she needs it.
Go out on a date with- Tsukimi. She can infodump about jellyfish all she wants <3
Push down the stairs- Sumireko... she's got ESP or smthin right? She'll be okay. Probably.
Slap- Well if Arle is a sorta-god she could probably handle a measly slap, so I'll go with her.
Invade the dreams of- Definitely Midori, because her imagination is so vivid. I just know we'd have a great time exploring the subconscious dreamscape.
Take a nap with- Mei. Girl's been through a lot, she needs to REST.
Round 2 of Who Is Queen Of Manipulation? will not be ready to go until at least another day passes, so to hold y'all over until then....
Manipulation Consolation time!
This is where those who lost their matches go against each other to determine who gets a consolation prize (like being part of the eventual Manipulation Queen's court), and who goes home empty-handed. This way, if you wanted to see your fave win, you may still have your chance!
Familiar Of Zero-Louise Francoise Le Blanc De Valliere
Fanfare of Adolescence
Fantastic Children
Fantastic Detective Labyrinth
Fantasista Doll-Akari
Fantasia Sango-Xiao Ling
Farewell My Dear Cramer-Midori Soshizaki
Fate-Saber[stay night], Illyasviel
Von Eizbern[Fate/Kaleid], Jack The Ripper[Fate/Apocypha], Nero Claudius[Fate/Extra Last Encore], Gray[Case Files of Lord El-Melloi II], Ana/Medusa[FGO Babylonia]
It's been a while!! Here is a new fanchild that will be joining my blog ( @futureronpa) her name is Misaki Tsumiki (罪木 美桜木). She attends a Junior High School with another fanchild of mine. Her future talent will be SHSL Herbalist. Her mother Mikan doesn’t have a significant other (by choice) so her other parent is kept anonymous. Misaki’ s name parallels Mikans because their names both relate to fruit in some way, (桜 being the kanji for cherry blossom), only Misaki’ s name holds a more light hearted meaning having a more positive mikan to help her around.
Here they come. All 16 students of the Danganronpa: Offsite fanfiction with their name and Ultimate talent.
The story is set in a hotel, the characters are Americans and the protagonist is the only Japanese. I’m writing the story in Italian. I don’t think I will translate in english but I will think about it.
I used actual sprite of characters as references, but the personality is almost never alike them.
How would you rank the protags (and for the sake of "Why Not" Toko counts)
note that my ranking might be different to others in the system (and since we're counting all danganronpa protagonists, i'm counting ALL danganronpa protagonists - but i will list those that i can't rank because i don't know enough about them)
Manipulators, tricksters, decievers, and gaslighting gatekeeping girlbosses have popped up quite a bit in my polls. So I figured: why not do a tournament with them and find out who voters on Tumblr choose to be named THE Queen of Manipulation?
For this, there's only one rule to be aware of: Each round, in accordance to my poll rules, will last for only a day's time, since they're polls with just two options to choose from.
HELPPPP IM DYING THAT WAS WAY HOTTER THAN I IMAGINE &/$/$/&:))::& I DIDNT EXPECT THAT, I’D THOUGHT THAT U’LL DO STH SHORT AND NOT THAT. PLS I’M STILL WRITING ABT THE GOJO AND HIS THEORY THING AND BECOME GIGGLY AFTER I SAW THE NOTIF ABT MOM! MC AND THIS AND GOT ME ON MY FEELS
THAT ONE’S SO UNNECESSARY CUTE. i can’t help but think that even though mc cant cook w/out risking food poisoning, megumi taking the liberties to secretly looking up recipes starting from easy one to the complicated one (i feel like he can cook considering the kitchen appliances in his room) and made it look like it’s a store-bought food and bluffing like “nah i just happen to pass a konbini otw here” as a pay back 😭 he’s definitey gonna say that he forgot to get sth for gojo if that dumbass is there at the time he give the goodies, i’d too won’t share my food (aside from the fact that i also have sweet tooth but not as bad as him in the light novel chapter 1) and the follow up ask abt it,,, made me think of the song children by bin 🏃♀️
ALSO LOOK AT THIS STSG + NANAKO MIMIKO AND MEGUMI BEING WHOLESOME
AND ARE U A MIND READER CUZ ITS BEEN NO THOUGHTS, HEAD EMPTY BUT A MANGA PANEL I SAW AND LOST TO OBLIVION WHERE THERE’S A THUMB PRESSING ON A TONGUE AND IDK WHY THATS HOT AND GETOU $:$/&/@/@@/‘ SEXC MOVE. THE PLACE WHERE HE AIMED TO MARK HELLOOOO???? NOT GOJO MAULING MC AS IF SHE AN ANTELOPE SPACING OUT IN THE WILD
I BEEN SAYING,,, UZUI RAISE MY STANDARDS WAY TOO HIGH FOR IRL. MISAKI CAN STEP ON ME ANY TIME ESPECIALLY AFTER THE TIMESKIP IN THE MANGA AND UZUI CAN TREAT ME AFTERWARD,, WIN WIN SITUATION FOR BI FOLKS - 🐱 *intensified muffled screaming*
and i just realize sth, not u tagging my ask saying i made ur day as if it’s not almost midnight for u ✋😐
MEGUMI COOKING FOR RIP!MC GOD I LOVE THAT IDEA SO MUCH!! HES SO CUTE!!! AND SO BASHFUL ABOUT IT TOO while tsumiki is smiling into her hands. he only learned to cook bc rip!mc can't and even gojo admits it's "pretty good" he's so precious omg and him purposefully not making gojo any 😭 (it's fine he'll just make rip!mc share and feed him sorry megumi you lose)
“Alright, alright, now that the kids decided to stop causing a ruckus...”
It seems like that’s not the first attempt to keep the other students quiet. The girl at the front of the classroom nodded, relieved that there was no more screams. By her side, a tall boy holding onto a katana stood without any expression.
“...let’s go to the introduction, by pairs as usual. Be. Brief. Asakura Chika and Brighton Philip?”
“Fuyuko Endo, Ultimate Investigative Journalist at your service!”
“Hosokawa Misaki and Isami Akifusa?”
“Ultimate Egyptologist, Misaki Hosokawa, here.”
“...”
The redheaded girl sighed, before uttering ‘Ultimate Samurai’ under her breath. She pinched the bridge of her nose, before signaling for the others to keep going. “Jagemann Emi and Yuji Kogane?”
“Ultimate Clarinetist, Hirone Onishi. ...good, didn’t mess it up—”
“Osamu Nobu and Shimoyama Taiki?”
“Nobu Osamu, Ultimate Violist.”
“Taiki Shimoyama, Ultimate Conductor. Done.”
“Shokyokusai Kaito and Tachi Ryoichi?”
“So... uh, crap, I forgot what I was gonna say. You know when you’re gonna make something and y—”
“Kaito Shokyokusai, Ultimate Toymaker, next.”
“Um, Ryoichi Tachi, Ultimate Defense Attorney! Let’s be friends, yes?”
“And Suzuyo Uedera, Ultimate Alternate History Writer!”
“...” The girl sighed, but she recomposed herself. There was no use in stressing herself over the younger kids of the class, in her eyes. Wasn’t even worth it.
“...anyway, I’m Itsuki Yamashita, the Ultimate Baccarat Player. I know we’re kinda late for the party, but we would like to make some friends. Our only acquaintances are the guys at @ouranswer, so we’re eager to meet new people. Please receive us well, yeah?”