#NO THAT DOES NOT GO IN YOUR MOUTH

[britcision]

ALRIGHT MY FRIENDS OF THE DP X DC VARIETY

Glowing green goo that fucks with death

It’s the trope, right?

We like it

You know who else has glowing green magic death goo?

KILLJOYS

I Can And Will Make Everything About Killjoys

They’ve got it ALL

Evil space lesbian queens

Magic green goo

Former assassins with a complicated relationship with murder

What do you mean “this is already a niche fandom do not pull even nicher fandoms into it”

(And yes that is Hannah John-Kamen in both gifs, no she is not playing the same character in each, she’s the main hero AND the main villain for half the series)

They even have one of THESE!

Honestly I dunno if I want Jason to have a conflicted stabby heart to heart more with Dutch or with Fancy. Or D’avin because Oh Yes We Also Have Mind Control

And like, most obviously of all

Killjoys is in space

Danny will Lose His Fucking Mind and go on immediate geek patrol, especially with Johnny and Lucy the sapient space ship

Give Fancy Lee (yes that’s the character name, yes he is exceedingly fancy) 10 seconds with ghost weapons

Also the three way showdown between Ra’s, Aneela (who yes does drink the green and gains magic powers) and Danny trying to explain that No You Need To Fucking Stop

Heck they even have clones

And best of all

I haven’t seen the final season of Killjoys yet either so it’d be 3/3 shows I haven’t finished

#dp x dc #dpxdc #killjoys syfy #dp x dc x killjoys #who else has green magic goo #yeet em in the pot #do ra’s and aneela technically danny’s subjects #like they’re both at least 60% ectoplasm by volume #who got cooler green goo powers i don’t dc #aneelas include controlling other gooed people so he might be fucked #danny just #fucking horrified #what are these fuckwits doing with ectoplasm #NO THAT DOES NOT GO IN YOUR MOUTH #NO IT’S BAD AND GLOOPY YOU NEED THE CLEAN STUFF #chasing them around like naughty toddlers #aneela’s might be cleaner tbh it’s not bubbly and boiling like the lazarus pits #and kinda has a ghost in it #but also you can run a spaceship with it #so danny could make himself a spaceship

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hanguang-Jumpkick

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #xue yang #lan wangji #blood #This was supposed to be no.69 but I forgot that I don't number the bonus episodes B*( In my heart it's 69. #LWJ hasn't had dialogue in 10+ comics but that's because his mouth has been busy biting and ripping and tearing into flesh #He and LXC never fought as children so he has all this pent up rough and tumble energy he needs to let out #A LWJ does not hunt for sport. A untamed LWJ hunts to protect his territory and a tamed one hunts on command #however it is very hard to get the loyalty of a LWJ. One must prove themselves worthy by demonstrating acts of standing up for justice #once a LWJ chooses you then he will stay by your side forever. #He will need daily nutrients in the form of head pets. Do not let him starve #I had a lot of alternates for the third panel line. Hanguang-jun-jitsu. Going for the Hanguang-jugular. Hanguang-judge jury and executioner #Hanguang-june means Hanguang-jokes

[cemeterything]

#🐉 #personally my moneys on VAL because although jon beat the distortion which bears some similarities #the distortion tricks your mind into believing the world is not what it is while VAL can actually rewrite reality #so the power of omniscience would be of little advantage #however this does assume that jarchivist would let VAL even open her mouth before eldritch blasting her #or that VAL would choose to neutralise jarchivist without playing with him first. giving him more time to counter her. #all in all i think it really depends on who speaks first #but im going with VAL unless jon unravels her mommy issues faster than she can turn him into a chair #tma #the silt verses

[mugwot]

isa, my everything isa

#i see a pretty man i put him in a skirt thems da rules buster #spend all of the gender that was left in the house on the lad #only the best for him #btw dont do what he does dont put pins in your mouth or clothes its unsafe #its just a bad habit of mine #so im imparting it upon him #isat #isat isabeau #isat spoilers #technically since its a post game design #in stars and time #late night projects is where sleep schedules (and eyesight) go to die

[thatmooncake]

Hello there! I’ve been wanting to draw our two Moons interacting for a while now lol (I hope that’s ok!)

Bonus:

I really really love your art and the way you color!! I hope you have a lovely day! 💫

MOON MEETS MOON

I love them both I love their antics this is MORE than okay I canNOT get over how precious they are!! 💖💗💕

#fnaf #moondrop #aaaaa this is beautiful #they’re both so skrunkly #I love it #thank you thank you! #I keep looking at it #your Moon seeing Moon mouth for the first time #can’t blame him for being taken aback asfjdsa #like where does it come from #where does it go #where does it come from cotton eyed joe

[phoenixcatch7]

Been reading some ff7 stuff and it's mostly sephiroth based and like... It's so funny seeing people write his thigh length hair, they never get it right.

'he wrapped his hair in a towel on his head-' I appreciate the thought but I can promise you that that hair is coming out the end of the towel and still dripping cold water down his spine despite having been wrung out five times.

'leaving it to dry -' babe it'll be still sopping in six hours and it's incredibly heavy when wet. I don't care how sleek his hair is it's going to frizz if he steps one foot outside in that condition.

'Haha the bottle of shampoo and conditioner every time rumour isn't true-' the shampoo, no, but the conditioner? You'd be surprised!! Not to mention whatever hair oils he uses to prevent all that loose hair matting in seconds!

'he quickly dried his hair-' no.

#Fr if someone is plaiting his hair or washing it or whatever and they're standing within a metre they're going to have to loop it #A door handle their arm SOMETHING. If they want to keep any tension at all. #Because if your hair is longer than your reach you're gonna have to use a third point to bring it back in #Also there's a very high chance he ties it back for bed #You WILL end up strangled in your own hair if you don't lol. And get it in your mouth and eyes #Like I can see why people with normal hair treat it as normal hair but once it gets that long it needs more dedication #Also how does it not get set on fire in battle I'm so jealous lol #ff7 #final fantasy vii #final fantasy 7 #sephiroth

[pastafossa]

Me, to friend: don't you hate it when you have those days where your heart is just mad and it beats REALLY hard at random moments, even when you're just sitting there, like not FAST but really hard and it is VERY UNCOMFORTABLE for no reason? Friend: you know that's not normal right??? Me: you mean that doesn't happen to you? Friend: NO, IT DOES NOT. Me: ...please hold. *five minutes later* Me: so I talked to my mother and this might in fact be a highly hereditary genetic issue that both her and my grandma and my great grandma all had, who knew??? Anyway I need to see a doctor and I might need heart medication. Friend: YA THINK?

#it's discovering my nut allergy all over again #me as i'm munching snowball cookies with walnuts in them: 'ha ha don't you guys hate that weird burn walnuts give your mouth?' #friends: DROP THE FUCKING SNOWBALL THIS INSTANT YOU HAVE A NUT ALLERGY #apparently the heart doing this is not actually normal #i just thought everyone had days like this #like don't worry i'm not going to keel over but internet was like 'yeah you need to watch for this if it's in your family' #mom was only diagnosed like 2 years ago and my grandma had it too and it apparently goes undiagnosed usually #because of *exactly* what i was doing #which was going #'well. it's not painful just uncomfortable so I'll wait and see if it goes away' #and then it does the next day so you forget about it #and consider it just a Weird Thing That Occasionally Happens

[sysig]

*You’re starting to feel very sleepy... (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Handplates #Gaster #Sans #Papyrus #Mostly silliness and randoms but also a little two-panel for funsies ♪ #Always with the miserable Gaster! Pre-void tho just when he had cracks in his face #Would you please let your friends heal you just once you mess of a skeleton - you're not going to let your sons do it so! #Angy Snas <3 I'm really happy with how that one turned out haha #He really has such a cute face! Even when he's mad! #It's the big eye sockets I think - his mouth is quite fun to draw emoting other than a smile too :) #So disheveled! Your shoulder's gonna get so cold and then you'll be even meaner! Lol #Various babybones sleeping positions <3 Sans up top exemplifying the cat pose #Initially it was supposed to be that one sleeping position kids do where they sleep all middle-scrunched but the rest splayed out? #Does anyone know what I'm talking about lol I used to sleep like that when I was a littley #He does look very cute tho <3 Skeleton loaf ♥ #Papyrus starfishing haha - either rolled away while sleeping on the floor away from Sans or they're sleeping mismatched #Otherwise Sans would definitely be curled up in any of the many negative spaces lol #Maybe that last sleeping Sans is the matching one! Just lost the energy to get all the way up onto the cot haha #Laying on his back and kicking his feet up and finally just dozed off like that haha #More sleepies! You cannot escape them Papyrus! #Sans knocking out at a moment's notice and dragging Papyrus with him - started early! Just so comfy together #Gaster just ;/ at Papyrus complaining lol he wants to run around and play! #Gaster has a lot of work to do and it would be a lot easier if things were quiet for a little while let your brother lead naptime #I do love his whiny complaint haha ''YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I'M /SLEEPY/!!'' ''...Yes?'' ''NOOOOOOOOOOO'' Lol

[fluxedbuds]

constantly overjoyed with the amount of Hermitcraft AUs about putting evil stuff in a guy!!

ft Prion AU Grian by @canned-goose-feathers, Eldritch Horror Keralis by @mawofthemagnetar, and Endermited Tango from @infinityroom

#they are full of. Something ! #sketchbook #ehk #keralis #eldritch horror keralis #infinity room au #infinityroom #tangotek #grian #prion au #ok technically keralis' stuff isnt /evil/ and. well idk maybe tango does have bugs in him #apparently he was going to have one REPLACING HIS TONGUE bc thats just some shit real parasites can do (to fish) #and im always thinking abt that. parasites my beloved. why do you do this shit sometimes #however. taking that one mite with the eye off tango and crushing it so much. You Are Doing Actions And I Dislike Them #also mildly hilarious that keralis here is like. The Most Normal Average Guy ive ever drawn #and i drew him to put slime in him. the world must have balance or something #prion au is a continuous cycle of everyone involved yelling 'WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH' at each other like you do with dogs #anyways in conclusion i love diseases and parasites and weird shit! please continue putting evil stuff in guys #and i wanted to make some art celebrating the abundance of it ive been finding

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

This one’s about your human au! What kinda life did Wally have before he met Barnaby? :c

no one knows <3

#who's to say! #who's to say.... #he just showed up! and then repeatedly vanished to Somewhere! #where did you come from where did you go.... where did you come from cotton eyed jowally #to my understanding wally is Very good at keeping his mouth firmly sealed when he wants to #and so that carries over into my aus #and as a result! no one knows! wally does not want to share and so he Wont! #tis not for any of us to hear <3 #rambles from the bog #wh modern human au #i imagine that barnaby has attempted to ask #and its one of the very few times wally has Immediately shut down a conversation #a straight up very firm slightly testy No. #barnaby: do you ever want to talk about your feelings wally? #wally: no #eddie: i do! #barnaby: i know eddie #eddie: im sad #barnaby: i know eddie.

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

the pixie chihiro (and alter ego)

chihiro's wings are warped and damaged from birth, so flying is impossible. as such, they built and enchanted a wooden puppet to carry them around, and named it alter ego

alter ego is also sentient...in a way it is an extension of chihiro that can also think for itself? the string tied around alter ego's wrist links it to chihiro

instead of computer programming, chihiro specializes in making enchanted objects, including enchanted dolls. alter ego is not their only puppet but its the one they like the most

chihiro is self-conscious about keeping up with others given their size and inability to fly, so will usually only introduce themself when piloting alter ego. because of this most others assume chihiro is a magic, sentient doll

#chihiro fujisaki #danganronpa #my arts #chihiro my friend chihiro #and their megic mecha alter ego #havent really prescribed a gender to this chihiro or alter ego they both kinda just do what they want #but alter ego does use it/its pronouns and likes skirts #the relation between chihiro and alter ego is kinda complex like. chihiro built alter ego and can pilot alter ego around #but alter ego can assume its own thoughts and personality away from chihiro #but in a way they are still the same person. if chihiro dies alter ego also dies if that makes sense? but not vice versa #whatever it's all handwavey #kyoko meeting chihiro for the first time is kinda pleased. like oh youre a sentient artificial being? me too we should get drinks #alter ego is giving. 'no little german boy dont go into the murder school' #was trying to channel pinocchio a little bit #im not really a fan of chihiro's teacup skirt in canon but. unfortunately. it is kind of iconic #because alter ego is made of wood its mouth doesnt really move...so when they talk it just sort of sounds like alphonse from fma #dgr mnm au

[wetthandss]

i have never and will never use rails and minecarts in minecraft because they are just so inefficient and expensive for such little gain. theyre incredibly slow unless you use a rare and expensive material thats difficult to find and much more so get in large amounts to make a small number of powered rails that you have to place pretty close to one another if you want to reach an actually useful speed, and if youre making a rail system that small whats the point you can just walk or run there. there are no other relevant blocks for rails except detectors. no bumpers or launchers or stations or anything, very little utility outside of complicated redstone machines for furnace, hopper and chest minecarts that most players arent concerned with. i think theyre a horribly underdeveloped feature but also one that has SO MUCH potential. here's what i would do to make this feature better and how i actually would use it if it was that way.

i would remove the need for powered rails to go at any useful speed. you could travel in the minecart at the speed you can with a powered rail in the game now just by holding the direction you wanna go. powered rails are still there, and you can use them to go even faster if you want. they're like a speed upgrade rather than a necessity for travel. secondly, you dont have to keep holding down the button to keep moving, the minecart wont lose speed as it goes unless it hits a powered rail, where it will decrease in speed similarly to how it does in the base game, but only down to normal speed and not to a snail pace or complete stop. if you push a minecart (without being in it) it will slow down quickly to a stop, because itd be pretty annoying watching it run away on you if you accidentally push it. but also that already happens when you have to place powered rails down every 10 blocks and if the minecart touches them it just runs away on you. in my ideal update, to push a minecart down a track without losing speed, you can either get in it and get out of it when you reach speed, or you can use a powered rail to get it going. ADDITIONALLY, powered rails just act like normal rails when inactive instead of stopping entirely. if you want a rail that automatically stops the minecart, keep reading cause i have a replacement for this usage.

i would allow diagonal rails to exist, including on slopes. this is something i wish for other blocks that connect to each other in minecraft too, like fences, walls, iron bars etc. the zigzagging pattern is very ugly in most use cases and requires you to use double the materials. this would also be useful for setting up proper train stations where a train can be pulled to the side of the track either to let another train pass or to be filled with passengers/items.

i would allow multiple rails to connect to one another, letting you have multiple paths. a redstone activated directional rail could control which path you go on while in a minecart, while the default is just continuing straight.

I would add rail signals with an associate redstone connected rail that can decide when a minecart is allowed to pass or be stopped, or set a precise timer that counts down before making a redstone signal. you can set it to repeat or to only start its timer when receiving a redstone signal. would this remove the need for other forms of redstone timers? yes because i think its such a simple thing that requires incredibly complicated setups to do precisely that are frankly unnecessary to the average player and would allow them to make redstone more useful to them without having to spend nearly as much time and energy fine tuning multiple different complicated timer setups. you can still use the complicated timers if you want. no one is stopping you. anyways, this would let you automate trains a lot easier or automate a round trip rail system with consistent schedules, or to send a minecart back to you after sending it away.

Minecarts will have an updated model with a clear front side and a back side. you can flip directions whenever you want if youre riding in it, its mostly just an aesthetic change, but ive run into situations where if i stop a minecart on an inactive powered rail and activate it again, it will start going back in the direction it came from rather than continuing forwards and that is REALLY ANNOYING. i get that thats useful for sending a minecart back and forth but my bumpers would solve that issue while the clear front/back side fixes the one i mentioned above at the same time, as well as just making it more predictable and visually clear.

I would also aesthetically change the chest minecart cause i think it looks really ugly, i would prefer the chest minecart to show the minecart filled up with the sprites of the items that are inside it. i think that would be way cuter than just having a big wooden chest inside a metal minecart.

finally have actual linkages to tie minecarts together. it can just be a lead idc.

maybe a minecart that can be filled with rails that it automatically places as it goes? idk about this one

another maybe is that detector rails could be configured to only activate one-way.

a third maybe is having "lazy rails" that let the minecart travel at the speeds that they do now, so people who would inevitably complain about these changes ruining their finetuned overly-complex redstone rail machines could have something to use.

And finally i would have a bumper rail that can bounce back a minecart at half its speed, or its full speed with no loss if powered with redstone.

so i would definitely use rails and minecarts WAY more if these features were in place, they would be actually efficient for long and short distance travel, more versatile and less rigid in how you can actually place them, you can use redstone and train linkages to create more complicated railway setups if you want, it would all LOOK better, and it could actually be useful for putting in mineshafts. as it stands now, you have to put powered rails all over the place (a full chest minecart can only move 16 blocks per single powered rail boost! and it will slow down heavily before reaching the next too), fill up your stupid looking chest minecart and push it down where you then have to have a big redstone setup to automatically send the cart back, timed with a redstone timer (either a massive repeater one or a smarter comparator/observer one) so that the cart has time to unload into the hopper below it before being sent off again where it can make its way back to you.

in my update, you can fill the (good looking) chest minecart and use a single powered rail to push it where it will continue to the end (slowly, but at a far more consistent and as a baseline FASTER pace) where it will reach a detector rail connected to a rail signal which will start its timer, stopping the minecart. the cart will unload into the hopper, the timer will finish, sending the minecart into a powered bumper rail on the end where it will flip directions and be sent back, it will pass through the rail signal (because the detector block is on the other side) as if it were a normal rail, and come all the way back to me.

#i am not tagging this with minecraft im afraid if i do then rabid vanilla minecraft fans frothing at the mouth will attack me for not liking #their precious underdeveloped lost potential features that go #“umm actually i do it like this and its just fine *shows me the most unnecessarily complicated rail system ive ever seen in a video game*” #like come on. the game is called minecraft. there are even naturally generated mineshaft structures. #using minecarts as an actual utility WHILE YOURE MINING would be really fucking cool! #im not a modder and dont ask me to just get this mod or that mod. im talking about one of many underdeveloped features in vanilla minecraft #a game i do not even like without dozens or hundreds of mods. so yes i know. you can just mod it. #but sometimes you have to consider that if you have to mod a game so heavily to make it fun its probably not a fun vanilla game. #i want vanilla minecrafters to flourish and have a game with actual thought put into its features that havent seen any #meaningful updates in 10 years. unfortunately thats not what microsoft does with the game. #heres 8 new mobs that dont match the aesthetics of our game at all that have one super hyper-specific use that youll do once and then ignor

[hopefuladdictions]

I finished the WIP…. Everyone cheer.

My little messy eater…it’s all smeared….it’s dripping…it’s on his nose…. He’s showing off his teeth….. I love him. Anyways, here, enjoy finished Akaza drawing!!

#Akaza #akaza fanart #kny akaza #kny #demon slayer #demon slayer fanart #somebody please wipe his mouth (kyojuro) #Akaza scrunching his face up as kyo wipes it off….eyes squeezed shut as his head is tilted up #being wiped down…. #what having a pet demon does to a mf #‘if you want a pet you have to be responsible for it and take care of it’ kyojuro come clean up the mess your pet made #hopey’s doodles #i wrote the word pookie in the art somewhere #go find it

[rainyrindou]

in reference to that post abt hands i just rbed can u imagine putting kakucho's fingers in ur mouth. like. he would not know what to do with himself im afraid

#he'd get bricked up immediately and have no clue why #he's wondering if the two are correlated and if so he is going to be Very Embarrassed. #he has no idea what to say to you which is not normal for him #i think kaku is an inexperienced loserboy #(that is not to say that inexperience = loser it's just him ok) #(moving on) #but he can still be suave and good with his words #or at the very least #he can use his words to distract from the fact that he is freaking tf out #but you've got his fingers in your mouth down to the knuckle and all he can get out is stutters #bc wtf and why is it hot and why are you doing that and why does he like it sm #like hes not a virgin but he Can be corrupted #anyway bye i have things to do i cant be thinking abt this rn #venus.thirsts <3

[sunwarmed-ash]

So I saw this video as a new bby gay

and it still cracks me the fuck up with its relatability

but now I also see Billy/Steve and I just gotta write it.

#i quote it all the time with my partner #oh you mean the part about my tongue in your mouth? #can you go when youre new?!?! #does that make me gay? #big time man BIG TIME #harringrove #billy x steve #billy hargrove #steve harrington #mad tv #its a football thing #happens all the time #Youtube

[yuridovewing]

As a fellow Dovewing lover, it's frustrating how the fandom watered her down into a whiny brat who never cared about Ivypool. I mean, seriously? Not only did Dovewing care about her sister (reacting in horror when Lionblaze, her own mentor and Jayfeather are willing to potentially sacrifice Ivypool's safety by employing her as her spy instead of trying to get her out of the Dark Forest's clutches, hiding a thorn in her nest to cover for her scarring from her training).

Heck, even the scene where she tries to feed Ivypool her catch during a hunting patrol was demonized because 'she was trying to make Ivypool break the code like SHE does, as if it doesn't matter' and because she got upset when Ivypool started arguing with her! But you guys said she didn't care, right? Plus, people act like being forced into a prophecy is something you should be grateful for, as if it didn't irreparably change her close relationship with her sister? As if Lionblaze and Jayfeather didn't still keep her out of the loop (and for all the fussing they made about keeping it a secret, Lionblaze confesses his power to Cinderheart and Jayfeather doesn't even care).

Meanwhile Nightheart is angry he isn't orange and hates his mom for being exiled and the whole world has to stop for him. 🤪 And Bramblestar is simply so tortured by having an evil father, the only choice is to train with him and his evil half-brother and hide this from his wife! (But remember, it's bad when that witch Squirrelflight hides the parentage of the three from him, even when Blackstar and Leopardstar were still around after being complicit in the torture and killing of halfclan cats.) Why are these male characters sympathized with, even when they actively harm people (Nightheart forcing himself into Sunbeam's life by lying to everyone about being her mate without even asking her if she would be fine with that beforehand), Bramblestar (we all know what he does), but when Dovewing or any other female character is upset, people freak out and call them whiny brats or abusive for (checks notes) asking her partner if he loves her anymore after they argued multiple times in a book. Really makes you think! (Sorry this is so long, you just have based opinions!)

dovewing being characterized as this flighty airheaded vain popular girl stereotype in fanon is like. one of those biggest "we didnt actually read the books" things in the fandom. like theres so much fanart where shes grinning and giggling over the prophecy and shes besties with the trio and shes got preferential treatment, and then in the actual books shes basically the autistic kid no one actually likes. people really, REALLY overexaggerate that one scene where she snaps at ivypaw and brags. (and i dont wanna shit on amvs but i am forever side eying how the animation community handled dove back in the day. more than one person animated her getting murdered. normal.)

i do think its gotten better recently at least. but wow does it feel like at least one person on the writing team has a bone to pick

(also awww thank you <3 no need to be sorry i love getting stuff in my inbox)

#it does also feel so insidious to me just how long the bramblesquirrel conflict was painted as ''equally kind of wrong'' #the ppl who put words in squilfs mouth sometimes which. btw ill get to that when i read the book #and tbf part of it is that sometimes abuse isnt as easy to spot if youre primed to the mainstream version of it #like. bramble isnt a born evil wifebeater everyone can see coming from a mile away. hes a complex guy with his own insecurities #and his own goals and people he openly cares about. and even in some fanon stuff i see ppl kinda erase that part of him #(which i wont pretend im above- ive been trying to walk that line myself) #and that doesnt match how abusers are usually percieved by the public. or in this very series. #like. the main excuse for clear sky is literally ''hes sad his sister died and tried to save her! no one changes THAT much'' #anyone can be an abuser. you could be an abuser. i could be an abuser. that doesnt mean that we ARE but we are capable of it #and the thing that catches ppl off guard is that abusers are really good at hiding who they are and theyre often charming #i often hear this account of abuse that goes something like ''my parent abused me but no one believed me bc theyre nice in public'' #you dont know whats going on behind closed doors. and ik this is about funny kitties at the end of the day but its quite telling #so... yeah bramble has his nice moments. hes got his GREAT moments even. i love his relationship with his mom for example #but those moments dont mean that hes not capable of being worse. of being a monster to his loved ones #its why squilf keeps getting sucked back in. hes not a one dimensional asshole. hes capable of being kind to her. #and thats what makes his disgusting moments hit so much harder #wow ok i got off topic in the tags but yknow. idk i got feelings abt this matter as someone who's experienced toxic relationships