#Oh no not now

[elinekeit-artstuff]

Did you know Jon’s brain played Stray Italian Greyhound on repeat when he was pining after Martin in S2? 

Source(s): Dude, trust me

#the magnus archives #jonmartin #martin blackwood #jonathan sims #teaholding #the dinghy #thinking about S2 marto growing his hair out a bit and started to have a bit of a stubble #martin k blackwood #jarchivist #Oh no not now #please not now #2022 works

[pillowspace]

I just remembered this song exists, I am legally obligated to share it with you

#OH NO NOT NOW #PLEASE NOT NOW #I JUST SETTLED IIINTOOOO THE GLASS HALF EMPTY #MADE MYSELF AT HOME #and so why now #please not now #i just stopped believing in happy endings and harbors of my own #but you had to come along didnt you #tear down the doors. throw open windows #oh if you knew just what a fooool you have maaaade me #so what do i do with this #this stray italian greyhound #these inconvenient fireworks #this ice-cream-covered screaming hyperactive thought #god i just want to lay down #these colors make my eyes hurt #this feeling calls for everything that i aaam noooot #im not that kind #im so good at shooting down any notion this tired world could change #its all been bought #or at least that was my line #no use in spending all that emotion #when theres someone else to blame #rev up the crowd. rewrite the rule book #where do i go when every no turns into maybe #this sudden burst of sunlight #and me with my umbrella #i reached tag limit. bye

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now #there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??' #and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies #aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you #so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager #the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience

[corviiids]

my top bit of advice going into the new year: compliment people. especially strangers. literally everyone you interact with if you can. when you buy coffee in the morning compliment the barista's tattoos. when you're chatting with a coworker tell them that by the way you like their outfit. always find something they've chosen to do on purpose. nail polish, jewellery, tattoos, hair colour/style, statement accessory, outfit, etc are all good bets. things people hope will be noticed. things that aren't too personal so it doesn't make them uncomfortable (eg probably not their physical features). i've gotten into the habit of scanning everyone i talk to for something about them that i think is cool so i can tell them. it's a great habit because it makes me notice people and realise just how many neat little details there are in people's presentation of themselves that might pass me by if i wasn't paying attention. and it brings out so much joy. you'd be surprised how much it disarms people to receive an unexpected compliment from someone they don't know. it is the most sincere smile you will see all day long. it feels nice to make people happy but it also means you win the social interaction. establish dominance by complimenting a stranger's earrings and disappearing into the fog

#rookposting #the little 'oh!' followed by a big grin is now my highlight in every interaction i have with a stranger #you can always spot the things people hope will be noticed and you have no idea how happy it makes people when it gets noticed #i find it's always better to compliment things they did deliberately vs complimenting stuff like their voice or their face or other things #that are inherent or they cant change because that can make people uncomfortable for one thing to hear that from a stranger #but it's also just less meaningful imo because they didnt do that on purpose

[nicktoonsunite]

shrugs

#nicktoons unite #danny phantom #jimmy neutron #the fairly oddparents #spongebob squarepants #my life as a teenage robot #el tigre #dewdles #comic #oh yeah hey guys im finally getting into mlaatr and el tigre now so theyre kinda just around

[junewild]

what do you say to a trans person who’s sharing after-surgery pics?

#oh hey i can edit this now that the blaze is gone #if you can see this & haven’t seen the second half of this post: go find it #lgbtqia #lgbtq #lgbt #transgender #trans pride #queer #queer humor #queer community #trans joy #lgbt humor

[beaft]

"i won't be coming back here" is the funniest possible thing you can say to a customer service worker. you're at your place of work and someone comes in, acts like a jerk, ruins your day, and then, paradoxically, finishes up by reassuring you that this interaction is now over and you'll never have to see or hear from them again

#oh no! what a threat! #be shh now #containment breach

[balthazarslostlibrary]

Dan Piraro, Bizarro Comics 2006

#people get so weird about me using a cane sometimes #it’s like oh my disability is visible to you so now you treat me different #actually disabled #disability #disability aids

[pixlokita]

friendship (?) sillies ✨💕

#my art #the amazing digital circus #tadc #oh god i have to tag them all #tadc pomni #tadc jax #tadc gangle #tadc ragatha #tadc zooble #tadc caine #tadc bubble #tadc kinger #that’s everyone ??? #okay -w- #going back to fnaf now

[bisclavaret]

a day late to my 6 years on t anniversary ✨🏳️‍⚧️ a short comic about looking back

#trans pride #transmasc #comics #autobio comics #transgender #this reads a little more melancholy than I meant it to! #I think I forget how far I’ve come #like oh yeah this rules actually my body’s changed so much #also I grew my hair out and I’m less blond now #anyway I love being on testosterone :) #life saving magic potion that makes you hot and happy #my art #Magnus post art at a reasonable hour challenge (impossible)

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for lying to my dog about food being 'spicy?'

A while back I taught my dog what spicy foods are (by letting her sniff them and saying "Uh oh! Spicy!") and she figured out that it means it'll smell/taste bad and she immediately loses interest. It was initially an accident but it became really handy in getting her to leave food alone if it might hurt her.

Recently though I've started saying "Uh oh! Spicy!" about any food I don't want her to eat. If she's sitting and staring at me eating a regular non-spicy snack and I don't want to share, I'll tell her it's spicy so she'll stop begging for it. She believes me 100% of the time. She does have a 'leave it' command that she obeys as well, but she always acts so sad whenever I tell her to 'leave it' and it's something she wants.

I feel a little bad because she's an older dog (10y/o) and maybe I SHOULD be sharing my snacks with her, but sometimes a man's gotta enjoy his food in peace without a little creature gazing longingly at him the entire time and crying like the world's soggiest beast.

Included is a picture of her making her very best begging face so that everyone can accurately judge how evil I am for lying to her.

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole #joke aita #pet tax #thank you op i will now be repeating uh oh! spicy! to myself for days #(in a delighted way)

[a-canceled-stamp]

"i can fix him" "i can make him worse" yeah well i can boop him

#boop #I thought this was hysterical at first but now that I’ve typed it out I feel foolish #oh well lmao #april fools #the boopening #the funny

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

#every time #managed to actually send it today! #but also i have been reminded to post this by the fact that i just had a task to do in two different rooms just now #so i turned the light on in the room i was getting to second because my brain would go 'oh why is the light on that's weird' #and check the room and it would remind me to do the second task #in the less than five seconds between turning the light on and exiting the room #my brain went 'oh the light's on better turn that off before i leave' #and i had to manually catch myself #PLS. #adhd

[marinebiologyshitposts]

fishjak. if this is anything

#submarine #oh this is fucking excellent. saving this forever now thanks

[elbiotipo]

What's funny to me is that nobody cares about copyright outside the US and maybe, I dunno, Canada and Europe? For the entire third world, it's something we politely pretend is real so we don't hurt their feelings, but it's probably the fakest and less upheld concept here, absolutely nobody cares.

Some yanqui says something deranged like "um, uh, yeah, you should pay for every time you play a song otherwise you're stealing" and we just pat their head and say "claro que sí tesoro" while we download 15 GBs of movies and the local pizzeria has a mural of like Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny to promote it.

#oh now that I think about it definitively Europe #Spain is draconian with copyright. bunch of losers. #cosas mias

[queenretcon]

I think I dislike ‘fuck canon fanon rulez’ takes because time after time I see how boring and predictable fanon is and how often it reinforces racism and misogyny etc. in ways canon never did

and I think having to work around canon and with canon to make something new usually ends up pushing people to make something weirder and cooler

#talk tag #oh everyone just holds hands now and the dumb/sexual/violent one is brown while all the smart/innocent ones stay white? #groundbreaking.