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pressmost · 4 months
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Ardagger - Frühstücksnews - Dienstag, 23.1.2024
(c) Helga Amon Sehr geehrte Gemeindebürgerin! Sehr geehrter Gemeindebürger! Die heutigen morgendlichen Frühnews kommen aus Tirol. Ganz genau aus Schwaz in Tirol –  der ehemaligen >> “Silberstadt” im Karwendelgebirge. Aber das hat eigentlich nur die Bewandtnis, dass ich hier auf einer Besuchstour zu den Länder-Gemeindebünden von Vorarlberg (gestern) und Tirol (dann heute) Zwischenstation gemacht…
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tinyron · 1 year
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hooved · 1 year
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someone listed this rare vintage quark's bar shirt i've never seen before on ebay today and i couldn't resist getting it not just because it's rare and quark-related but also green and pink are my favorite colors so it's perfect for me lmao....
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Bio Leinöl, kalt gepresst
Ich bin entspannt und nicht gestresst
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ghostpunkrock · 2 years
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lately I’ve been on a mission to find the rarest ds9 rarepair fics that are actually shockingly good like I’m talking a pairing that has less than 50 fics in their tag and yet you find one that is so well done it just knocks your socks clean off and makes you rethink everything you know about canon if anyone has any fics that fit this category please send them my way
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nerds-yearbook · 2 years
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The iconic X-Men antagonist Mojo made his first appearance in issue 3# of the 6 part Longshot limited series (cover date November, 1985). He was created by Ann Nocenti and Arthur Adams. The two actually appear in this issue. ("Just Let Me Die", Longshot 3#, Comic, Event)
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gwyoi · 1 year
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DS9 trivia from IMDB - Part 1
- Colm Meaney was initially reluctant about signing onto the series. Meaney was comfortable playing O'Brien on an episode by episode basis for Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987), and at the time, was unsure if he wanted to play a full time television role.  
- Although we only rarely see it, there is an ATM in Quark's bar. It dispenses the various types of currency used by major races visiting the station: Federation credits, Bajoran litas, Cardassian leks, and Ferengi latinum.  
- Constable Odo was originally envisioned as a young Clint Eastwood type. When Rene Auberjonois was called in for his audition, the casting director told him that none of the previous actors had been "grouchy enough". So Auberjonois improvised his lines using his most gravelly voice, and secured the role. Odo's scoff eventually became such a character trademark that the screenwriters would often script it into his lines (as "harrumph!"), much to Auberjonois' annoyance.  
- Michael Dorn did not want to reprise his role as Worf, since the daily make-up application was exhausting, and he was relieved to be able to move on. Dorn said that the salary he was offered made him reconsider.  
- The Dominion storyline was originally only meant to span two episodes. Ronald D. Moore and Ira Steven Behr lobbied to make the storyline on-going, but met with resistance from Executive Producer Rick Berman, who wanted to maintain an episodic format to the series. After Berman left production to oversee the launch of Star Trek: Voyager (1995), Moore and Behr were given more creative control over this series, making the Dominion War the main plot of the show, and adopting a serialized format.   
- Wolf 359, mentioned as the battle site between the Borg and the Federation where Sisko lost his wife, is a real star that is seven and a half light-years from Earth.  
- In Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Trials and Tribble-ations (1996) when Sisko and Dax see Kirk and Spock, Dax has the hots for Spock. In August 2017, Terry Farrell (Jadzia Dax) got engaged to Adam Nimoy, son of Leonard Nimoy (Spock).  
- The jars of "pills" in Dr. Bashir's office were filled with M&Ms. In many instances during the early episodes, the level of the pills would change between shots because crew members kept stealing them. The problem was solved by epoxying the lids in place.   
- When Colm Meaney was fitted for his Deep Space Nine uniform, he made two requests of the costume designers. He explained that unlike the officers, the non-commissioned Chief O'Brien was a working man. So he needed to be able to roll up his sleeves, and he needed pockets for his tools. The costume department altered his uniform accordingly.  
- The character of Morn (Mark Allen Shepherd), the Lurian bar patron who is always seen sitting at Quark's bar, was written as a nod to the character of Norm Peterson, played by George Wendt on Cheers (1982). Morn is an anagram of Norm. The mask worn by Shepherd originally had no opening for the mouth, so make-up artist Michael Westmore gave him lips over the course of the series, in case the character needed to speak. Several lines for Morn were scripted over the years, but unfortunately for Shepherd, these were always written out at the last moment. So Morn never said one word during the entire run of the show, leading to a running gag where bar patrons, station crew members and civilian residents often mention that Morn is excessively talkative off-screen, and "never shuts up."  
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milfleeta · 1 year
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ds9 missed the chance to do an episode of the daily lives of the promenade merchants. quark and garak get into a disagreement when quark puts up an obnoxious new sign in front of the bar. garak declares it an eyesore that’s ruining business for everyone. the entire ep is them quipping at each other and seeing who can get their petition signed first. cut to crazy shenanigans of them making their case to a wide range of merchants with increasingly hilarious results. the number of signatures remains a tie until the klingon chef is all that remains. he sides with garak after garak says something that could either be a threat or a proposition for sex. the episode ends with quark taking down the sign, and he and garak commiserate over their shared businessman woes.
and idk maybe the b-plot is sisko and lwaxana switching bodies
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specialagentlokitty · 1 month
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Aizawa x student!reader - more to this
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Swinging your legs back and forth, you frowned a little bit as you stared at your feet, then up at the man who was stood next to you.
“I don’t get why I can’t just go home…” you grumbled.
“Sorry kid, it’s the rules you know that. You’re already a behind schedule, this is also the school that you chose to go to.”
“I didn’t think you were serious!”
He turned to look at you.
“Didn’t you listen when they explained it all to you?”
You shook your head and he sighed heavily, turning to the other man who was stood next to him.
“Weren’t you there? Why didn’t you make sure they paid attention?” He scolded.
“I wasn’t even paying attention.” He shrugged.
You looked up at them both.
“Shiro?”
The second man leant forward, giving you a little smile, stepping past so he could come kneel down in front of you.
“What is it?” He asked.
“What if I don’t do well…?”
He smiled, placing his hand on your head.
“You will, you’ve already got good control of your quirk. Remember you’re only here to attend a few classes a week, that’s all.”
“Well, yeah, but I still have to stay in the dorms and I don’t want that…”
He sighed softly.
“Unfortunately we can’t change that, it’s too far to travel back daily, but you’ve got the council watching things while you’re gone, and you’ll still get all your paperwork delivered each week since you love paperwork.”
You swatted his hand away, glaring a little.
“I hate paperwork.”
He grinned a little.
“Shiro don’t annoy them.”
“Come on Arthur, it’s funny.”
Arthur walked over, grabbing Shiro by the back of his jacket, pulling him away.
“Stop stressing them, it’s the first day of school, seriously.”
Shiro turned to you.
“Don’t worry about it, just give it your all, okay?”
You nodded your head, holding your hand out to him, he reached into his jacket, pulling out a candy bar for you and you grinned brightly at him.
You went to eating your candy while waiting, and only a minute later the door was opened.
“I’m sorry for the wait.”
You looked at the headteacher of UA as he walked into the office.
Shiro and Arthur straightened up, both of them standing behind you with their hands clasped behind their back.
“All the paperwork is here.”
Shiro stepped forward, setting one papers on the desk for Nezu to go through.
He carefully looked through them, nodding his head as he set them aside.
“It’s wonderful to have a member of a royal family attend our school!” He beamed.
You turned your attention back to him when he said that.
“Do I have to get a hero license as well?” You asked.
He laughed a little.
“No! Of course not!”
Nezu climbed on to his desk, he walked over and sat on the edge of his desk.
“As you are not actually a Japanese citizen, you have no need for a hero license for Japan unless you were wanting to become a hero. Your paperwork states you’re here just for basic classes and training, however when your quirk has been assessed we could offer you additional training.”
You nodded your head in understanding.
“Now, typically we don’t allow the use of quarks outside of training classes, however, given your situation, I have decided to allow you the use of your quirk to do your normal duties that you would when you’re at home.”
You nodded again.
“I’ve asked your home room teacher to come join us, that way you’re able to explain your quirk to us both.”
Just as he said that the door was opened and closed and you watched as the teacher walked.
Eraser head.
You’d been doing some research on the schools and what teachers taught where, trying to decide which would be the best one for you to enter.
With All Might now at this school you decided on this one, but you had read a little about Eraser head and his quirk.
“Now we’re all here, this is Mr Aizawa, your home room teacher. It’s important he knows everything about your quirk.”
“It’s called summoning, I can summon the spirits of the dead to help me. I’m not sure what the limit to this is. Ghosts can last for a long time, until I either banish them, or they get really hurt.”
Both the teachers nodded.
“Do you have full control over them?” Aizawa asked.
“No, I can summon them to help me but I can’t control them, they’re essentially their own person, I only summon the ones that would actually help me, though sometimes I mess up and summon some bad ones.”
“(Y/N) typically knows when they’ve summoned a bad spirit and can send them back before full manifestation, if they can’t that’s when we come in.” Arthur said.
Your two bodyguards began to talk, and you lost interest again, looking through your phone instead.
Shiro noticed this and he took your phone from you making you huff as you looked up at him.
“Pay attention.” He scolded.
“I’m bored…” you whispered.
Nezu laughed, and you turned your attention to him.
“Well, fortunately for this meeting is over. As it’s the end of the day and the start of the weekend you’ll be taken to the dorms, Aizawa will bring you some catch up work and talked you through things you missed, then on Monday you’ll attend some classes.”
You nodded your head.
“If you three want to follow Aizawa out, he’ll take you to your dorm room.”
“Thank you.”
Standing up, you followed the bored looking teacher out, he took you outside the school and you looked around.
You weren’t so used to being away from your home, so all of this was new to you.
Aizawa led you into the dorm, taking you to the top floor and he pushed a door open.
“This is your dorm, doctorate it however you want I don’t care. You have the basics, there’s a communal kitchen downstairs, you’re all responsible for your cleaning. I’ll introduce you to everyone tomorrow, these two have a room next to yours.”
“Thank you sir.”
He turned around and left, and you walked into the room, looking around it.
“Can you guys bring some of my things to decorate it?”
Arthur grinned.
“Of course, give me an hour.”
Arthur vanished, and you turned to Shiro.
“I’m hungry.”
“Stay here, I’ll go buy you some food.”
He was gone as well, and you explored your room out of curiosity, checking everything out, and deciding where you were going to put things when you were done.
Shiro came back first, putting your snacks away from you, and he picked up another bag.
“Let’s go to the kitchen.”
You happily followed him as he led you downstairs, sitting on the counter while he started preparing your meal.
“What are you making? Are you making meatballs?”
“Yeah, it’s your favourite so I thought it would be nice for you to have something comforting on your first night.”
You grinned brightly from ear to ear.
“I think it’s unique this school allows its students to live with one another, I bet there’s some really powerful quirks too.”
“Most likely, it’s one of the most prestigious schools in training the next generation of heroes, I assumed it’s why you chose this school.”
“I chose it because all might is here, it seemed logical since he’s the number one hero. It would be the safer option out of all the schools.”
Shiro turned to you.
“You really haven’t been paying attention to the news.”
“Actually I have, I did my research when you guys said it was serious. Despite facing actual villains they’re all still standing, I’m impressed to be honest, most would’ve run scared but not those guys.”
“It’s why it’s one of the best schools.” He replied.
Shiro stood in front of you, holding out some different herbs so you could have a look.
Jumping down, you scanned over them all, putting the ones you wanted aside.
“Hey, what smells so good?” A girl asked.
You looked up, shuffling beside Shiro as some students came wondering through, all stopping when they saw you.
Aizawa walked in, looking over at them and back at you.
“Everybody sit down, let me introduce our new student.” He sighed
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sommerregenjuniluft · 8 months
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@jegulus-microfic september 8 — colorful — 1.4k words
cookie baking vs beef cake jamie and reg being a mess
James was trying to put on weight.
Something or another about how you gain more muscle that way and after a few weeks you can decide to cut back and ideally the fat will get burned up and vanish and the muscles underneath will remain. However the hell that’s supposed to work, Regulus is no fucking gym rat.
His stupid brother and that one’s equally stupid best friend are though and so Regulus is subjected to witnessing them throwing back their morning protein shakes like berserks and nearly pissing himself when at night he wants another glass of water from the kitchen sink and is met with the sight of Sirius and James wolfing down blocks of Feta or spooning half a litre buckets of low-fat quark like feral fucking raccoons bent over a trashcan.
As well as, apparently, high calorie sugar cookie baking.
James had the ‘brilliant’ idea of getting thousands of edible baking embellishments to put on top of the cookies. Food coloring for the frosting, marshmallows, little chocolates, nuts, sprinkles, whipped cream– Regulus is fairly sure the list goes on. 
Pulling out every option under the sun, basically.
Somehow they’d ended up being abandoned by all three Sirius, Remus and Peter so now Regulus was to endure all…this all by himself.
This being James burly arms clad by his tight shirt that fits even more snugly now after the extra few pounds. Smooth brown skin, broad shoulder and a wide back, as always, and now he no longer looked fit as fuck but he instead fucking cuddly.
Regulus was led into a false sense of security believing that surely the less pronounced James’ muscles would get the less he’d internally melt down if in his close proximity.
Regulus was fucking wrong for that speculation because now the light pudge to James’ tall form makes him look so fucking domestic and warm and like home that Regulus wants to rip the hair out of his skull no less than a thirty times on a daily basis.
And now Regulus is being seducted bullied into baking cookies with that man. Looking the way he does now. For the next two hours minimum. Just the two of them. Alone.
“Arms up, love,” while tying the apron low on Regulus’ back.
Helping Regulus mix and knead and roll their dough, standing all close and smelling spicy and mind bendingly good.
Hunching forward and pressing his palms down into the counter to get it flat.
Smiling softly to himself when he places the excelled cookies successfully on the tray and snickering mischievously when he gets away with using the Christmas cookie cutters, producing several reindeers before Regulus catches him and puts an end to his nonsense.
It’s barely even Halloween season, christ’s sake. 
Regulus takes a breath when they slide the last tray into the oven. Rubs with the back of his hand at the crusted flour on his forehead as James sets the timer, grinning warmly at him.
They take a few on the couch in peaceful silence. And again, false sense of security.
Regulus thought the hard part was over already.
Regulus had not given James’ creative streak enough credit in his calculations.
They ‘have to’ make 4 different colored frostings.
A nice warm pink one, a light blue one, one is yellow with edible glitter, “Obviously so that it looks like gold, Reg, keep up.” and a last one James wildly pours the blue, green and purple into. Doesn’t mix the last one well so that it stays colorfully streaked.
“Galaxy vibes, hey?”
Regulus sighs.
James’ grin only widens at that, “What?”
And he pauses to lean right next to Regulus against the counter. Regulus busies himself with stirring the already perfectly smooth, equally saturated pink frosting, huffing an annoyed breath, “What for?”
“Why not?” James counters.
Regulus ignores that. “Don’t you think it’ll taste weird if the coloring’s not properly mixed with the frosting?”
James cocks his head at that for a moment, “Only one way to find out.”
And then proceeds to swipe a finger through the bowl and hold it up to Regulus’ face.
“Open up, love.”
And Regulus knows he shouldn’t.
Feels it in the way his shoulders draw tight and his breath refuses to come back out after the intake.
But James is looking at him with those deep brown eyes behind his glasses, the mess of raven hair streaked with flour dust and the slightest uptick in the corner of his parted lips.
Regulus slowly opens his mouth and sticks his tongue out.
Looks up at James as this one’s eyelids flutter once, twice and then he’s smearing the frosting from his digit down onto Regulus’ waiting tongue.
Regulus feels himself sway into the motion, tilts his head back to make James’ index slide down the tip of it and off.
Then James puts that same finger back into the frosting, without ever taking his eyes off Regulus, before leading it into his mouth as well.
Closing his lips around the sole fingertip and sucking. But still managing to get some on the lower line of his lips, having dipped his finger in too deep without watching what he was doing.
There’s a line of green in the formally white frosting and Regulus can’t stop staring at it. “You have a bit…”
James nods dimly, pupils blown, “You too.”
“Yeah?” it’s barely above a breath. James probably wouldn’t have heard if he wasn’t so close. When did James get so close? Wasn’t there just an arms length between them?
There’s not anymore. James is standing so close that the body heat radiating off of him is threatening to seep into Regulus’ slim frame and whack a shiver up his spine. 
So close that he has to duck his head to keep looking at Regulus.
So close that it’s apparently necessary to get Regulus’ chin in a gentle grip and tilt his head up.
That would be an explanation.
What does not fit into the explanation is the slick index finger that’s now sliding back and forth over Regulus wet bottom lip. 
What also doesn’t fit into the explanation is how Regulus would have gotten frosting on his lips when James had smeared it onto his tongue directly. 
Honestly, Regulus’ mind is far too occupied with more important thoughts right now.
Like the way James’ breath puffs against his lower face and how he keeps manipulating Regulus’ lips to part more and more.
Satisfied apparently when the fingerpad disappears only to promptly be replaced by James’ own fucking mouth.
Sucking Regulus’ bottom lip between his teeth and dragging oh so slightly that Regulus’ brain simply shuts down.
Because then James is releasing it, having gotten rid of the bit of frosting, but Regulus keeps his chin angled up. Like an insane person.
James doesn’t go far and promptly breaks into a smile before he dives back in for more.
Licking into Regulus’ mouth more confidently now and Ah, yeah there’s the frosting and the food coloring.
Regulus has the stray thought that their tongues must be stained from the color now but then James is skillfully prying the other bowl out of Regulus’ palms and then he’s being twisted a bit and now his hands are free to do stuff like run up the swell of James’ arm and shoulder and neck.
Which is downright indecent, even more so when James rumbles a noise into his mouth at the contact and Regulus feels it vibrate down into his gut immediately.
It makes him gasp and James uses that space happily, hungrily swiping his tongue and sucking at Regulus’ like he could fucking eat him, or at least the frosting right back out of his mouth again.
Regulus digs his blunt nails into the muscle of James’ neck which has him drawing back with a gasp.
It’s a bit embarrassing how little control Regulus has over the “Oh my god,” that’s slipping right out of him.
James smiles into another two quick kisses he can’t seem to help himself but steal.
They’re resting their foreheads together breathlessly when James mumbles, “And?”
Regulus makes an inquiring noise that’s more high-pitched than it should be.
James’ smile is evident in his voice, “Did it taste weird with the food coloring?”
Regulus suppresses the urge to pinch the skin of his neck, “Dunno.”
James lifts his head a bit and Regulus blinks his eyes back open.
Feels a warm tremble surge his body at the way James looks at him, “I think we should try again then.”
Regulus swallows with a bit of difficulty, nodding his head embarrassingly eagerly.
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hooved · 1 year
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When I finally saw a photo of you I went "yeah. That seems like a quarkfucker" (nonderagatory)
thank you. his fashion and sluttiness are an inspiration to me
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trashgremlendoesart · 4 months
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So my dad is somewhat of a computer wiz and I asked him about some of the tech stuff in the magnus protocol
my dads says..
"I was involved in a rollout of about 1,000 NT4 workstations over four campuses back in the day (mid to late 90s)
Our machines started at Pentium 120 with 32Meg of RAM and 1.2G hard drive in a mini tower case. Apart from the drive bays in the case front for 3 1/2 floppy disk drives and CD ROM drives they don't look all that different to a small gaming pc today.
The mice still have balls though, the keyboard have big 5 pin DIN plugs but otherwise are just as dishwasher safe as modern ones.
If connected to a network you are very likely to find its Novel Netware 4.1. The networking will look like a thin black cable strung from machine to machine with a little silver T shaped connector on the back of each one, apart from the first and the last they have 'terminators'.
You probably won't be connected to the internet yet, there is probably no TCP/IP on your LAN at all, only Novel IPX. The ZenWorks NT4 workstation management tools from Novel are sublime, it take Microsoft quite a while to copy them.
If you are in our publishing class we will be teaching you Photoshop, Illustrator and Quark Express. If you are in our business course we will be teaching you Office 97 with that bloody paperclip. We will also be teaching you Groupwise, Microsoft haven't copied that off Novel yet so there isn't any Exchange.
If you have email its probably Pegasus, maybe early Eudora. Its unlikely you can email out of the organisation you are in. Internet connected mail is still to come, mind you so is any interoperability between mail systems. You expect attachments to work?
We still taught some things on Windows 3.1 so our machines all boot from the Lan initially to fetch the boot menu. You can choose Windows 3.1, NT4, in some classrooms Win98, or you can re-image you machine if its broken. Thats all done in assembler in the boot sector on the network boot disk image, theres no PXE yet.
Internet arrives one day in the form of a product called "Instant internet", it will share its single built in 36Kb dial up modem with a whole classroom of only IPX connected NT4 workstations if you install the Winsock32.dll file that it comes with.
You are probably looking for Mosaic or early Netscape if you want a web browser, Altavista is likely your search engine.
Better things are coming though soon we have a whole 128K ISDN service to share with about 10 classrooms, we have TCP/IP on the LAN now. Your classroom is still going to have to book when it wants internet access though, as that's still woefully inadequate.
I think the Macs are System 8 or 9 they have not made the jump to the unix kernel of OS X yet, they keep my colleague busy, she seems to be reinstalling the System folders on them on a daily basis.
One day you find I have changed the default home page for all the machines to Google Beta.
My job is done, the world as we know it has been ushered in."
Dad worked In TAFE (only Australians will get that lol) for a few years as well as other tertiary education providers.
This is probably not going to be very relevant for anyone but I figured having some sort of info available could be helpful for other people's writing, fanfic or whatever.
Feel free to send asks for any clarification or further info
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ODO from STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE
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JUSTIFICATION:
"We deserve a little slime girl Odo. As a treat <3" - @quarks-pussy
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decy-press · 5 months
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i finally completed Virtue's Last Reward last night so now i can finally post these memes i made several months ago
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the images show portraits of a bunch of zero escape characters, each one paired up with a dril tweet i thought matched up to them. the characters and their matching tweets are:
sigma: "the rumors are true.; i am indeed sending out valentine day kisses to all of my pretty lady followers. even the ones who have betrayed me" phi: "sad to see people betraying their friends for no reason. couldnt be me. i only betray my friends when it gives me an Advantage" K: "if i had a suit of armor i could easily beat the shit out of any man alive" quark: "DAD: i just heard on t he news that teens are taking the "kick my ass" challenge. please dont do this. ME: you have no power over me, old man" tenmyouji: "dont pay mind of me. i am just a hound dogs old ass..." luna: "can we stop the posts please guys. can we all cool it with the gags, riffs, spoofs, and epic shit. people are trying to do mental health" dio: "struting around in my stepson cowboy hat looking for an ass kicking" clover: "(carrying a huge polkadotted bindle, looking like a dumb ass, shoes completely untied) mother.. father... im leaving home to join the cops" alice: "to the longhorn steakhouse which refused to serve me: a bib most certainly counts as a shirt" zero jr: "the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit"
ace: "wghen other people do jokes, they get the big buzz feed office, allowed to kiss girls, etc, but when i do it im treated like a Crook. typical" snake: "daily reminder that i wear a suit and tie daily eeven though i have not set foot in public for over 16 years. #GoodBoy #Hansdome" santa: "look at all these pitiful toads shamelessly seeking validation, unlike me, seeking validation in a cool, disaffected sort of way" clover: "(in a really quiet, barely audible voice) hope your dick falls of bitch" junpei: "AH. ONCE AGAIN IM RAKED THRU THE COALS AND TORTURED TO DEATH FOR HAVING A NORMAL PERSONS OPINON. FUCK OFF" june: "GIRL: (after listening to me explain something i invented called Weed Theory for 20 mins) Wow thats pretty good. Did you invent that? ME: yes" seven: "i may not know "jack shit", but i know my friend "jack fists" and he would like to come knock the shit out of your teeth," lotus: "to me the most normal career path is to fail at show biz and resort to getting paid by defense contractors to make reddit psots or some shit" ninth man: "so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement" zero: "if you are a hater you have 9 hours to confess to being a hater and apologise and pull your pants down so every one can see your dick"
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