i grew up reading the romanian fantastic and the thing that makes interview with the vampire FUN to read in spite of anne being racist and xenophobic is the mythology and the way it suspends belief enough to where the books can be cohesively be seen as fantastical and narrative, as opposed to commentary on the real world. which is also why rolin jones should literally NOT tackle random shit he knows nothing about.
It's getting closer to the weekend, gente! We've reached Alec Secareanu Throwback Thursday! To get us in the holiday mood here is Alec during his Tonomatul days, the Romanian variety show he was one of the hosts for, circa 2012.
oh this is a DELIGHTFUL concept for both angst and fluff reasons (unsurprisingly, knowing me, that's where my brain goes ahglkjsdg). i'm such a sucker for characters with fangs, vampire or not, and i'm just thinking about actor poking at his nearly acquired fangs uncertainly, worried that about them ruining his appearance, while y/n has to assure him that he's still very adorable (maybe moreso depending on how much of a monsterlover your y/n is fhdklJLKDF)
and of course there's the matter of being turned itself, whether it was a betrayal by someone he trusted, or a matter of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.........maybe vampire!y/n turned him after years of begging........who knows, the possibilities are endless, but the aftermath of it is fun to think about (especially if it's something that was unexpected, because then there's the angst of him and y/n [presumably they're there idk though] having to deal with the fallout......ohogadosgndso)
and god. him trying to hunt for blood for the first time is a very fun concept for me cuz while i'm sure he's charming enough to draw in victims i love the idea of him montage-ing through different victims and choosing not to bleed them dry for different reasons, some of them for angsty reasons like they remind him too much of people he loves (or people he's hurt and feels regret for.......) to funny reasons like he just. gets so annoyed with them that he leaves and forgets he was supposed to drink from them cuz he wanted to get away from them quickly but an annoying person would've been the perfect person to drink from relatively guilt-free DAMMIT—
depending on whether this is post-wkm who's already immortal and just now has vampire shit to deal with or a mark who was human and is confused and/or HORRIFIED to have vampire shit to deal with my headcanons are gonna be different so just lemme know if there's something specific you want me to focus on but.......yeah. i love him omfg 🥺
okay so im still not done with my dissertation yet but when i am so i can catch up the media tumblr is into rn is not only the rest of the gay pirate show but the netflix adaptation of heartstopper and.... the 19th century gothic horror novel dracula... but in email form?
I forgot to post this edit I made for tt here yesterday but its fine, it’s still his bday weekend 🥹💗 A huge thank you and absolutely all the love I can muster in good wishes to this sweet, kind, beautiful soul. You deserve all the happiness. Happy birthday Seb! 💗🎂
Birthday Girl (Sebastian Stan Revised Version) Teaser
Y/N: I Hate Fucking Hate My Birthday With A Passion! Knowing my luck, someone would remember my birthday. Hope they were ready to be decked because that is the first thing I would do. Ok, might not be such a good idea considering half of the majority of the clients were celebrities. Seriously, when was the last time someone famous even remembered the receptionist’s birthday?
Ok so far so good, no one had approached me to mention my birthday. No way to bring or draw attention to myself that was until I neared my desk when I saw a large bouquet of Salmon-colored roses. That just screamed it was someone’s birthday or anniversary. Whoever sent me the roses would be in deep, deep trouble. I noticed a card attached to the roses, good a clue as to who was on my hit list as of now for making it a bit obvious to any of my co-workers it was a day I would like to completely forget. I took a quick look around to make sure the coast was clear before I slipped the card off the roses to read.
Does your Birthday Wishlist include “Sex”? Because that’s what I got you. Happy Birthday. I know that you like me, so why not act on it.
Love,
Your secret admirer
Birthday Girl Teaser
I Hate Fucking Hate My Birthday With A Passion!
Knowing my luck, someone would remember my birthday. Hope they were ready to be decked because that is the first thing I would do. Ok, might not be such a good idea considering half of the majority of the clients were celebrities. Seriously, when was the last time someone famous even remembered the receptionist’s birthday?
Ok so far so good, no one had approached me to mention my birthday. No way to bring or draw attention to myself that was until I neared my desk when I saw a large bouquet of Salmon-colored roses. That just screamed it was someone’s birthday or anniversary. Whoever sent me the roses would be in deep, deep trouble. I noticed a card attached to the roses, good a clue as to who was on my hit list as of now for making it a bit obvious to any of my co-workers it was a day I would like to completely forget. I took a quick look around to make sure the coast was clear before I slipped the card off the roses to read.
Does your Birthday Wishlist include “Sex”? Because that’s what I got you. Happy Birthday. I know that you like me, so why not act on it.
Love,
Your secret admirer
Birthday Girl Will Officially Be Blowing Out Her 30 Fucking 9 Candles On April 14, 2021
"he was born in bohemia to a french whore and a romanian trapeze artist, he had 3 siblings, 2 of whom died in infancy of smallpox, he spent several years in the military, married his first wife, a dancer, in cuba where he also spent 6 months in prison for arson, he was discovered while selling newspapers in st tropez and adopted the stage name of Ken Walters upon the suggestion of Gina Lollobrigida whom he met at Federico Fellini's birthday party, since his birth name of Balthazar Moses Igor Bogdan was a mouthful, he died in his sleep in Zurich, where he had lived since his retirement from the screen in 1963. his fourth wife, actress, Giorgiana Bottesi predeceased him by five years. he is survived by 8 children, 16 grandchildren (inc the model, Lala Brun and writer Ulrich Heines) and 7 great grand children."