#SO MUCH CAT POOP

[daftpatience]

i wanted to link it but i cant find that post that says something along the lines of ‘this is my kitty emotional support animal’ the cat is actively trying to make their life worse becuase its TRUE and it HELPS!!

#cream cheese from france #< thats the tag for one of our cats #he does the most TERRIBLE stuff but it keeps us from spiralling sometimes yknow #i dont get too much time to wallow in misery when this little animal steps in his own poop and we have to wash his paw #i love him so much #comic

[spiderin-space]

Some more silly things inspired by my playthrough

#COTL #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #Yeah uhhh I beat the game the other day #still working my way back through the dungeons again but 👍 #first one was from when I first unlocked the mating tent #there was so much POOP I felt like I couldn’t leave cause I had to follow the babies around cleaning up after them #even with the janitor’s station 😔 #also kept thinking of that one hissing cat when I first got Narinder #+ paraphrased interaction I had today and I caught the two of them having a conversation the other day 🥺 #also Narilamb(?) is starting to grow on me I see why yall like it now

[3-aem]

Adopting a new cat is hard and EXTREMELY draining so I’m so happy you’re happy!!! This motherfucker day TWO had clawed a hole in the carpet of his quarantine room, taken chunks out of the door for fun, smelled just terrible and hunted down the only piece of chocolate in the entire house to eat it while i was asleep. I don’t even know where it came from it was Christmas themed and we were in March. He’s fine though!

The wet food was a good call! And I’m glad you saw your cat was so happy about it, it sounds like their foster or previous owner might have expected them to be more like a dog? Maybe more self sufficient?? WRONG cats are two year olds. Keep us updated, I love your cat posts!

CATS ARE TWO YEAR OLDS!!! oh my god they are just as stinky just as fussy and my cat is a just as much of a Fking dumbass-

he’s silly and i love him more and more each day but ngl a tiny part of me is like i am HAHA keep that up and im going to give u away-

#petting him aggressively as we speak #he jumped into the toilet bowl #snd then put up a fight in the bath #i hate him so much #idk how he’s stinkier post bath but he is #literally so annoying i fed him a meal worth of treats #pos #i have cried to my mom so many times and shes like such is it to rais a child #i had to squish that cat #straight up so glad i trimmed his nails #and had the foresight to buy cat shampoo #i almost didnt and regretted purchasing it #bc i was like he cleans himself fine #THE VERY NEXT DAY THIS HAPPENS #moral is always buy cat shampoo You Will Need it #also just to be clear he fell asleep as i was petting and scritching him #and im mad at this too #u flung litter and peepee water into my eye and ur tail smells like poop #thats unrelated to the bath but it does

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

phil is making a lot of what i can only call digestion sounds. and im sure its bc of the dewormer and suddenly having access to infinite high quality kibble and a can of mediocre friskies a day. still sounds worrying

#phil #i did not know one small cat could produce so much poop

[gongustheawsome01]

My brother won't stop showing me this image of Mr sticks as jerma and I'm not kidding you when I say I woke up at 6 I'm the morning to him shaking me awake and showing me the image again I can't take it anymore I hate this house so much.

@funnylittlegoober if you see this post I hope someone farts on your pillow and gives you pink eye you sludge dyed green cat

#mr sticks #mr sticks pizza tower #i hate that green cat so much im gonna #GET SLUDGED YOU POOP BUTT

[bioethicists]

it's so funny to me how horrified my dog is that we all (including the cat) poop indoors. he literally will not set foot in the bathrooms. he keeps a wide berth from the litter box- has never even sniffed it or looked into it. he follows us everywhere + throws a tantrum if we shut doors EXCEPT the bathroom door. the fact that the cat does it too makes it even funnier because he thinks he's alone in his distinction + despite his positive role-modeling, we have all continued in our depravity

#it's kinda sad too bcuz one of the symptoms of him getting old has been #that he poops in his sleep??? #then he wakes up + is like SOMEONE DO SOMETHING. THERE'S A POO. SOMEONE HELP #the looks he has given the cat when she emerges from the litter box specifically LMAO #just total disgust. he's like i am so much better than you. why did they bring you into my home. you have stolen so much from me.

[box-of-sims]

My sweet baby 💜 I miss her so much 😢💔

#she has gone missing almost a year now #and no matter how had i was looking for her #and what i did i never found her #she and my other cat oliver (he's still with me almost 4 years now) never left the yard #and i never thought something like this would happen #i still feel guilt for it honestly #though i know i give her best life i could while she was at my care #she was a tiny kitten when i found her and took her #almost on brink of death #ahe was so skinny and had a diharrea #she pooped everywhere lol #but with proper medicine care and lots of love and care she got better #and i got twi wonderful years with her #i miss her #i miss her so much... #and i still hope she will comeback or i will found her somehow #even tho i know chanches are almost none #i decide that i will adopt a new kitten soon since oliver is missing company and sadly i can't give him as much time as he needs and deservs #since i am preocpied taking care of my sick dad and everything else in the house #my dad tries and spends time with him too as much as he can #but he is sick man and gets tired fast #so he will get a new friend too #hes is a rescue toobtw #anyway idk why i wrote all of this #i guess after seeng her photos it just come to me #non sims #nonsims #personal #buffy the cat

[dilsdoes]

there are moments when i am not physically washin me n my clothes. im not washin me. and im not washing my clothes. but spiritually? im washin me n my clothes bitch.

#dils declares #sitting here at 3am after a 12 hour day of travel on the couch since i cant sleep on my bed #because my beloved kitty cat missed me so much he just HAD to poop all over my bed. #i do feel drunk as fuck

[soijustdidthat]

sometimes i forget that i don’t own my cat, my cat owns me, and then i climb into bed ever so carefully around the five pound furball that planted herself right below my pillow while i took a shower and struggle to get my feet under the sheets and part of me goes ah yes. my weekly dose of cat-reality

#cats #cats of tumblr #cats aren’t owned by anyone other than themselves #they aren’t our pets we are theirs #and they fuckin know that shit #but their little faces are so cute #and she loves when i give her little forehead kisses so much she rubs her face against mine #like yeah she poops on the floor when her litter box isn’t cleaned for an hour #but she’s a sweetheart and i love her

[hafwen]

This is a much better birthday than I expected I spent over an hour on the floor with Toni playing with the string toy

Now that she's been dewormed once and has stuff to kill the bugs that were on her she's actually starting to bathe! I think she was just too lethargic to do it before because that's all that's changed

#poop came back with tapeworms in it which is unsurprising since she was living outside #poor baby #and her tummy is getting much smaller now that the worms are dying #she needs to be dewormed one more time and then after a little bit we can take her poop back and fingers crossed it's worm free #she's getting more and more comfortable being in the room with my husband and I and takes much less time to coax out from under stuff #personal #so i have cats and a dog #we found a kitten #Toni

[moonblossom-bunny]

Not my old cat giving me a scare thinking this might be the end for her. Only to going from probably sick and dying to seemingly groggy and only getting up bc food.

At least she seems fine for now.

#moon being random #I hope she just had a stomach bug or a stuborn poop or something #my baby is 17 that's old for a cat #she also lost so much weight the last time she got sick and it's been a struggle getting it back

[running-in-the-dark]

😬

#I have not slept much and I am still very tired #but one of the cats decided he needs to do a very stinky poop and it was so bad that it woke me #well also the sprinting through the room (including over the bed in which I was sleeping) back and forth for about thirty minutes #but that wasn't too bad. the smell is much worse. have already cleaned the litter box and it is still smelly. 🤢 #had to light a candle so now they're seeing a candle for the first time 😅 Freddie is fascinated #very adorable actually lol #I just hope. it will stop smelling soon. or I will have to come up with a reason to leave this room

[spyruce]

Had some goofs and gaffs on Aggie last night with the worst people on earth (my friends)

Full spreads and insults to the horrible people I hang out with below

featuring:

@overtireddoodlr (“I have 400 followers on tumblr because I have thousands on Twitter” YOU DRAW RANBOO KYS)

@dano-moment (“I hate Paul Dano” but can recite the entirety of Swiss Army Man, Little Miss Sunshine, The Batman, and Prisioners)

@place-holdername (“gonna give him wolf paws and a rat tail because it fits” jerma tier 3 sub)

@gameofthronessuckz (“I need to draw the horror” percy fartson fan)

@limestitches (I don’t have a quote for him he’s just cool (and a squid enthusiast))

@cnedy and @rooktumble were there as well but you gotta squint to see em

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #jon sims #martin blackwood fanart #jonathan sims fanart #🐝art #aggie drawing #aggie #the riddler #jerma #ranboo #percy pjo #walter white #splatoon #coupe poop #cat!jon #like the AU by that one cool person with time travel cat jon #I love that little guy so much

[captain-crowfish]

I was looking for old edgy 2010's Warrior cat AMVs look what I found instead

IT'S THE FUCKING CORALINE CAT MEETS THE CAT FROM BOLT YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP IN A MILLION YEARS

#Bolt #animash #ship edit #crossover edit #crossover #misc #disney #hoyl shit #faovirtes #favs #favorites #still not as good as Winnifred beating the shit out of Norman #This has so much 2009 vibes I poop pure sugar #2009 core #nostalgia #coraline #laika studios #laika films #laika edit #coraline cat #his name is sebastian BTW #one of the lead animators said so #If you want the source I can go find it #I promise #youtube edit #Youtube #bolt disney #bolt movie #bolt edit

[jess-emurphy]

Favourite hobbies include updating my boyfriend on everything to do with Wisp the cat's health.

#he didnt ask for it but hes getting the full update on her poop situation sorry #wisp the cat #god shes such a used napkin i love her so much

[bunnyb34r]

So I FINALLY found out how landscapers/groundskeepers water outside flowers/shrubs when theres no hose/a hose would be such a fucking pain

They have a big green canister of water that they fill up and then wheel around like a portable hose

Now I knew that they had a big green canister but I thought that they were all spraying fertilizer 😅

How did I find out?

I was the only fucking deer in the clearing and a manager needed someone to water the plants

Took me 30 min and the help of 3 fucking people trying to figure that shit out

And clothing looks like shit and we might get a special somebody coming this week (: but sure let's pull people from clothing (:

#i had fun once i got it figured out though agdggdgd i did get sprayed (twice...) from my own stupidity 😅😅 but! Homicidal Forklift Driver #helped me bc we could not figure out how to screw the stupid hose on and he was like oh fuck i dont remember... and then got it right away #agdggdgd and i was spraying like 3 feet back so i wouldnt get pollen on me bc cats... and im allergic to so much i didnt wanna risk it #anyway i got this one corner of my area up to height and all filled out so >:) and FINALLY got the pjs together like they should be #marquilla #work talk #anyway im fucking pooped