#Skeppy is king of something

[q-starhalo]

All the things Bonnie has said to others on how they smell (how they smell their souls as):

- Tallulah smells of cempasúchils (marigold (a flower used for El Día de Los Muertos)) and that she might be someone who guides the dead in the future

- Bonnie can smell the essence of an old king within Chayanne

- Pac smells like jail food?

- Richas smells of a 50 year old bald man

- Bad smells like a combination of lies, salt water, and some diamonds (he sunk Atlantis, that's why) (you'd never guess why he smells like diamonds)

- The Skeppy statue smells like addiction (as in the statue is addicted to something)

And I think that was it? Might've missed something but that's it :D

#qsmp

[doodlebloo]

Hi I wrote a quick fix-it ficlet to make me feel better. Enjoy <3

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"And then, I turn to him and I say, 'Do you want to be friends?' Fade to black."

Tubbo and Ranboo share a glance.

"...That sucked."

"Yeah. That might have been your worst story so far."

Tubbo disagrees, really - He thinks Tommy's worst story tonight has been the one about Skeppy being named the server's new king - but this story has put an equal damper on their sleepover.

The blanket fort they've haphazardly arranged in the mansion's living room seems to agree. It leans pecariously to one side, threatening to collapse and bury them in linens and sheets.

Tubbo cradles his pillow close to his chest, legs crossed. To his right, Ranboo lies on his back, staring up at the ceiling. Tommy sits in front of them, lying on his stomach with his head in his fists, pouting.

"It did not suck," Tommy protests with a whine. "Tubbo, you- You got to use a nuke, man, I made you so badass."

"Yeah, but like, why? And why did we lose all our memories?"

"And why did you forgive Dream?" Ranboo chimes in. "He was- I mean, he was pretty awful to you."

"Yeah, but this- In this story, he's a good guy deep down. He's just- He was really lonely, and so he-"

"Bullshit," Tubbo interrupts. "Dream is a fucking maniac, and you know that, Tommy."

Tommy looks away, chewing his lip.

Tubbo's brow furrows. "Tommy."

"No, no, I- I know. Dream was... Dream was bad."

"Mhm," Ranboo agrees encouragingly.

Tommy swallows roughly. "And... And he wasn't my friend. He was not my friend."

Tommy sounds like he's convincing himself more with each repetition, but Tubbo steps in regardless, leaning forwards to meet Tommy's eyes.

"He wasn't," Tubbo quietly insists. "And you don't have to forgive him if you don't want to. Ever."

Tommy opens his mouth to say something, but shuts it quickly. He takes a shakey breath, burying his face in the pillows beneath him.

Tubbo leans backwards on his hands to give Tommy space. "Besides, he's fucking dead now, dude. Nobody to even forgive."

"Mm. I'm glad that guy's dead," Ranboo murmurs.

Tubbo smiles, flopping down on his back to lie next to them. "Yeah?"

"Yep."

"Well, I'm glad this guy's alive," Tubbo pokes at Ranboo's side teasingly.

Ranboo giggles, turning to look at him. "Aw, you don't mean that, come on now."

Tubbo grins. "I do, actually. Nice to hear you breathing and shit."

Tommy groans, so loudly and abruptly that it makes Ranboo jump.

"Stop fuckin' flirting right in front of- I'm having a moment of reflection! I'm- I'm coming to terms with all of my fuckin'- And you two are just, 'Mimimimi, ohh, we're married!'"

"Do we really sound like that?" Ranboo quirks a brow.

"Yes," Tommy and Tubbo respond in unison.

Ranboo sighs. "Well, do you have any idea when you're gonna be done reflecting? I either want to keep flirting or go to sleep."

"Sleep," Tubbo agrees, climbing underneath their designated sleeping blankets. "Fuck flirting. Not worth it."

Ranboo lets out a sad trill, speaking with an audible pout. "No flirting?"

"No, now go to sleep," Tubbo murmurs. "You too, Tommy."

"I wasn't done telling stories, though."

"Then I'll tell a new one. 'Once upon a time, Dream was dead, and me and Tommy and Ranboo all went to sleep. The next morning Michael came and woke us all up and our fort fell down. But we rebuilt it later. The end.'"

"Hooray," Ranboo cheers half-heartedly.

Tommy scoffs, though he moves to climb into their pile of pillows and blankets anyway. "That story was shit."

"You're shit."

"Shut up, man."

"I hate it when you guys fight like this," Ranboo sarcastically murmurs, already half asleep. "Tearing this family apart."

Tubbo yawns. "Yeah, Tommy, stop fighting. Think of the families."

"Fuck you." Tommy throws an arm around Tubbo's waist, thrashing until he's comfortable.

Tubbo smiles. After a few moments of struggling he's able to locate Ranboo's hand under the mountain of blankets on top of them, and he tangles their fingers together. Ranboo reaches to turn off the singular redstone lamp they'd had lighting the fort.

"Love you too, prick," Tubbo slurs. "And you too, honeysuckle."

"Eugh. Now you two are really just doing it to piss me off."

Ranboo snuggles back into bed, tossing and arm across Tubbo's shoulders.

"You should piss him off more often," he whispers into Tubbo's hair.

Tubbo chuckles quietly.

"Don't worry, I plan to. I've got time."

He means to say something else, to keep antagonizing Tommy or snarking to Ranboo or both, but Tubbo quickly drifts off before he's able to form any more coherent thoughts, fading slowly away into overwhelming warmth.

#this is short but you know what it made me feel better and maybe it will make you feel better too. #i love you all and I had fun writing this. i still love these characters and writing for them #<3! #doodle.txt #fics #this is /rp btw. the implication is that the shitty canon ending is a story that cTommy made up and cBeeduo hated it lol

[beeindaclouds]

Hiya, can I request c!DSMP with a reader who has the power of Chlorokinesis like Isabela from Encanto? The reader can conjure and grow flowers, they can also manipulate plant life.

-🥀 anon

Hallo again 🥀 anon, hope you enjoy <3

C!DSMP w/ a Chlorokinesis!Reader

Includes C!: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Wilbur Soot,Philza,Technoblade, Nihachu, Eret, Punz, FoolishGamers, Awesamdude

Click here before requesting, please ^^

Reader: GN - They/Them

Your powers give you the ability to create any type of plants that exists in the world

So obviously you made a job out of it by opening a flower/plant shop

It's true that in the SMP not many bought your flowers, but you were always happy to give out some for free since you basically made them with your powers

You gave each and every people in the SMP a different type of flowers, with meaning close to how you saw them

Dream received a Poppy flower; it's said that in the chinese culture this flower signifies the inability to control one's worst urges

George, the one time he visited before dissapearing from the SMP completely, received a Phlox; the flower has alot of meaning connected to love, but you merely gave it to him because it also means "sweet dreams", something he has a lot of

Sapnap is always attracted to one flower in particular, one that you always gift him, the Lily of the Valley; the flowers means pain and loss, and between Dream, George, Karl and Quackity, you weren't surprised by this choice of "attraction"

Bad always liked to buy Orange Lilies from you; a very ironic choice, considering the prideful and hateful meaning

You once gifted Skeppy a flower, after hearing about his constant quarells with Bad, a Chrysanthemums; as a way of comforting him for the loss of his once close friend

Quackity liked the Petunia's a lot, and always bought tons of them to put in his casino; it seems like the anger he held also translated into the flowers he liked

A bouquet of Periwinkle, Lilac and Pheasant's eye always waited for Karl at your shop; all three of them holding a meaning regarding memories

After the destruction of L'manburg, and the death of Wilbur, you threw a flower in his memory in the n9w destroyed Nation, a Yellow Rose; just as a reminder of how infedel he was to the people closest to him

Phil always liked to buy Violets from you, most of the time they were for his wife; they really showed how tranquil the couple were

Marigold was a flower Techno always admired in your shop; sometimes he would mumble about the closeness of death and the counting days

You always gifted Niki Blue Iris whenever she visited; a way of complimenting her for her strength and hope in the SMP

Eret always commissioned his servants to buy a few Purple Asters from you; of course a king like them deserved the royalest of flowers

After the imprisonment of Dream, you gifted Punz Black Dahlias; he thanked you happily, if only he knew the meaning...

Amouranth seemed like the perfect flower to gift Foolish, especially after gaining immortality

The only flower you seemed ro gif Sam was a single Lone Daffodil. Togheter they meant luck, but alone they meant the opposite

#dreamsmp #dsmp #mcyt #dream smp x reader #dsmp x reader #mcyt x reader #dream x reader #georgenotfound x reader #sapnap x reader #badboyhalo x reader #quackity x reader #karl jacobs x reader #wilbur soot x reader #technoblade x reader #nihachu x reader #eret x reader #punz x reader #foolish x reader #awesamdude x reader #beescenarios

[froggyrights]

since I was summoned by two of your anons I am here to say that yes, unfortunately, they only ever call each other Bad and Skeppy and using their real names in fic is uhhhh weird. (Some people do it, but I personally hate reading it.) So you just kind of have to accept that you will be writing about men named BadBoyHalo and Skeppy even in the most serious settings! Fun!!

Also yeah bbh's "real" name is almost certainly fake, even if ao3 uses it. No one has ever called him that. Apparently he only said it like one time on a stream when asked and it sounded made up on the spot. Same for his birthday, actually. There's your bbh lore for the day!

-bagelrites (aka amie)

I guess I did sign up for this when I got into mcyt huh. There really is something awesome about writing serious things about skeppy and badboyhalo im sure I'll get over myself soon enough hahaha

& I love that for bad actually like yess my Internet safety king!

thank you for tapping in to explain the lore I really appreciate it :DD 💗

#sorry i didnt know your name </3 but i will never forget it now i promise 🫡 #asks #bagelrites

[tu-es-gegg]

if you don't know me basically i came up with a story where the entire magic system was based around the French suit of playing cards which are different Houses which are as follows;  Spades (Air) are the scholars where most are the notabilities, Diamonds (Earth/Flora) are merchant traders, Clubs (Fire) are the warriors and Hearts (Water) are like the bishop/caretakers, the rankings are how powerfult heir are and kind determine their status kinda

So far in my head, the SootCraft family are all Spades like I physcially cannot imagine Phil being NOT King of Spades and Wilbur Jack of Spades. the kids all start off as aces so both Tallulah and Chayanne are Aces of Spades.

Then Forever is King of Hearts and Richas most likely will also be Ace of Hearts. I’m undecided if Baghera would be a Queen/Jack of Hearts or Clubs because she feels like both to me, both being family community oriented and very head strong. (Queen is  different from Jack in teh sense that the Jack is about to become either a King or Queen, its not really gender based at all its more that Queens are connected to the people, Kings lead the people mainly)

Bad might be also Queen of Hearts or something (and skeppy can be diamonds because why the hell not)

Dapper and Ramon, my Aces of Clubs, my little guys

ig dramatrio can all be hearts thats very fitting of them three

Pomme is kinda Spades coded, by how much shes docile and not that much instinctual,

ETOILES IS DIAMONDS CODED SO DIAMONDS CODED HE MIGHT AS WELL BE JACK OR 10 OF DIAMONDS FIGHT ME

Tazercraft i like the idea of Pac being Clubs and Mike being Diamonds, it feels fitting for them somehow, probably both of them being 6 of their suits respectively

Cellbit is Spades I don’t make teh rules, Seven of Spades, he is that

Roier is Diamonds just by how giving freely his own love away and its traded back as others love as well, he is very well connected to people and gives most of himself and sometimes he gets betrayed but he gives anyway

Jaiden is SO Hearts, Queen of hearts or Ten of Hearts, she loved Bobby so much and seh cares abotu others evry much she will do anything,

 (Diamonds indicators how they interact with their givings and recievings, what they trade for and the effort to do so, for Etoiles its both material and metaphysical by just how much effort he aspires for the hunt, Roier its metaphorical with his own heart and love, its about the tradddeeees boys)

(for me hearts is fully emotional coded, its the connections and the value of their connections if it makes sense, the dramatrio they value their family above all else)

Charlie and Mariana, Hearts coded to all hell btw but also Clubs coded to an extent, both have things to do with emotional passion, both to each other and to their daughter, like they value that connection between them very much more than anything even if it hurts them (esp by how much fuckin much fire symbolsim in them liek jesus) Juana must eb Clubs tho, its very important.

Quackity GOD hes so Ace of Diamonds, he trades everything and gets nothing in return, bitchless behaviour hes so sad

(and tilin is Clubs my little bastard)

and then ElQuackity can be Ace of Spades, HEHEHEHEH IT MAKES SENSE

uhhhhhh Vegetta and Foolish also Clubs coded, Kings or both can be Eights, they are builders adn creatives, very action in their actions (ha), plus Leo being Clubs makes so much sense

*bangs table8 MAXO DIAMONDS CODED, 5 OF DIAMONDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

to obe continues i guesss when i think abotu more at like 12 am

#txt post #qsmp #random shit i know but like hang with me here #its very late for me i am being insane over my oc story

[ditzydreamsss]

child gods au

"I said I knew" is a quote from a book im reading at school and of course that led me to a scu fic idea!

AU: The council but they're children.

IDEA: Adventures of the Council when they were children! At some point they accidentally but not really accidentally send Grizzly to hell.

-- this was supposed to be /srs fic but its turned into crack.

-- Since I want to tie SBI kingdom into this, I'm gonna just casually snatch some DSMP characters and make them baeby too :]

-- Some side characters will be Tommy, Wilbur, Techno, Phil, probably Skeppy and Bad, Quackity, Purpled maybe? Oh yeah and Schlatt.

-- The format will be short stories each chapter, none really connecting but there are references.

-- Condi's a dragon hybrid. He can fly and carry around his body weight. He can control dimensions but his powers are sometimes out of control. He's the quiet kid, always with his oversized headphones.

-- Charlie can control plants and knows a lot about potions. The usual, but when he panics he can lose control. Same for the rest of the group. He's an extrovert and protective over Condi.

-- Bizly doesn't really have a filter and is bold of what he says. He has a very strong bond with any animals.

-- Grizzly is an ambivert. Loud with friends, pretty quiet alone unless someone says "anime".

-- Schlatt's the bully in this fic, but everything's pretty light hearted in this au. He somewhat cares for the people around him, but he's not good at showing affection and ends up hurting people. Orrr he's just annoyed and actually wants to hurt people sometimes. Children. Oh and he's a few months older than rest of the Council.

-- Everything's the same besides they're children and nothing really bad ever happens.

-- Tommy pretends he's more powerful than the Council but he isn't. He's bossy sometimes but not in a Schlatt way. Charlie's fond of him and considers him a friend, and Tommy does consider them (as in the council) friends no matter how much he denies it.

-- Wilbur's the middle child, Techno's the oldest, Phil's the dad. The usual SBI stuff.

-- Phil adopted(?) the gods as his own. The orphanage was struggling with four very powerful gods and almost pleaded for the king to not take them because they'd only cause chaos. But Phil did adopt them (not officially, but he lets the children sleep in the castle if they want).

-- To Condi, Charlie's his everything. Charlie's the one who speaks up for Condi. He really, really likes Charlie. Very attached, clingy even. This changes as they grow up to be teens, and Condi does talk, but for now he's a shy child :>

-- Puddi is actually a character here. Genderfluid he/she/they/it. Puddi can change its hair length and stuff so that's helpful :D Puddi's one of the few beings Schlatt's gentle to. Puddi can sometimes be really energetic or really, really shy.

-- There's also Apple. Agender and no pronouns (just name)! Loves chaos. Looks up to Schlatt.

-- Condi sometimes uses they/them.

-- Schlatt is surprisingly very respectful for people (or non-people)'s identity. There was this one time he actually stood up for Condi when they were feeling they/them and no one was using it. They have this digital nametag thing that shows name and pronouns. ["We're never talking about this again. But stand up for yourself, okay? This is a one time thing."]

-- That's why Condi's the one to stop Charlie from lashing out at Schlatt when he's annoyed and being over dramatic.

Drabble time!

It was a very fine evening. Grizzly had dragged his three friends out to the forest to show them something he'd made.

"Are we there yet?" Bizly asked again impatiently. His blue hoodie was like a neon blue sign to predators, but they would never harm the god of animals, no matter how young. They were even more protective, really.

Grizzly didn't answer, stubbornly struggling with a bush before Charlie moved it with ease.

"We've been walking for a while." Charlie held Condi's hand, the young dragon hybrid trailing behind the young god of alchemy and plants silently. "Shouldn't we be there right now?"

Grizzly huffed. "It's a top secret place! It's very far from Spawn."

Condi finally spoke up, adjusting his headphones. "It's been about five chunks."

"Mhm! Far... and we're here!"

The four huddled over the bush to a small clearing, clearly artificially made, rocks rooted up and a circle of dirt inside the circle of stone. Inside the circle were markings.

Satanic markings.

They all stared.

Bizly walked forward cautiously. "You have to spawn Satan?"

Grizzly almost rolled his eyes. Wasn't it obvious?

"No! I want to be Satan."

Grizzly sighed when he was met with more silence.

"Guys, I need you to send me to h-e-double hocky sticks."

"Grizzly, Condi could send you to hell anytime you want." Charlie deadpanned. Condi nodded.

"But where's the fun in that? I already got-"

"OH MY GODS, HAM!" Bizly shrieked, running forward to see a dead hairless rat in one of the ritual triangles. Bizly desperately brought it back to life, which actually worked.

"-Sacrifices." The anime obsessed child winced. Bizly had tears in his eyes when he turned, though it was difficult to tell through his sunglasses.

"What the frick, Grizz?"

"Yeah, sorry. Anyways, send me to hell guys. I want to be the last sacrifice!"

"GRIZZ-"

"Yeah, that sounds fun!" Charlie interrupted Bizly's dialogue. "Doesn't it, Condi?"

"I guess?" The other replied, tilting his head.

So, with a bit of tears on the ground, Grizzly was placed in the middle of the ritual circle. Bizly reluctantly helped, putting Ham on the side and replacing it with a dead ant instead.

"Anime, anime, anime, weeb! Anime, anime, anime, weeb!" The three chanted as red lights began the glow around the sphere.

"What the hell is going on here?"

The Council froze their chant, all turning with wide eyes as if they were caught with a video game at school. Schlatt faced them in utter confusion.

"NOOOOPE NOPE NOPE GET OUT!" The Council all simultaneously yelled except Condi, who was behind Charlie. Grizzly raised a giant rock at Schlatt, who, for a split second, had an expression of regret before he screamed and ran away.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRong with you..." His voice diminished.

Good, now they could continue the chant.

"Anime, anime, anime, weeb! Anime, anime, ANIME, WEEB!!"

The red glow of the ritual grew brighter and brighter until the ground started to shake. The trio continued, thinking it was Grizzly making everything dramatic again even when Grizzly was muttering, "Hey... Guys? Um- maybe we should-"

Then everything happened too quickly.

Condi grabbed Charlie by his arms and flew up, Bizly getting a murder of crows to lift him up as a giant sinkhole opened up in front of them. Grizzly screamed as he fell down.

"ANIIIIMEEEEEEE!!!!" Grizzly screamed his last words. The hole then shrunk before any of the others could react.

"Huh."

-----

I haven't looked over that, just a fyi

i think thats all (for now??)

the fact that none of these have anything to do with "I said I knew" 😭

I was supposeddd to work ahead on school work and WAIT IM SOBBING I JUST NOTICED LOVE LIKE YOU PIANO COVER'S PLAYING-

the song reminds me of dapduo so much :(

oh right where was i?

oh i also have this different phil adopts 4 gods au that's been sitting in my drafts forever, i'll get it out here at some point

maybe.

if i don't forget.

#slimecicle cinematic universe #scu grizzly #scu bizly #scu slimecicle #scu condi #grizzlyplays #charlie slimecicle #bizly #bizlychannel #condifiction #the council #ditzy scu corner #ditzy story corner #scu schlatt #fanfiction ideas

[calamari-minecraft-corner]

Alright, what’s the deal with Reset Loop AU? What causes c!Karl to go sicko mode?

OKAY SO! Long post ahead! And I want to preface that this was made over 2 years ago so this was way before when Eret talked about the finale— also it’s a bit edgy so I’m sorry in advance

*

The basis of the Reset Loop AU is that Karl, the boy tm, wants to figure out a way to help others in the server. As well as learn more about the gods that inhabit it (yes, gods, there’s more than just DreamXD in this au :3). Along the way he realizes the power that DreamXD holds since he is the most powerful one on the server, and in a last ditch effort, thinks that the only way to protect everyone is to take DreamXD’s godhood.

However it doesn’t go as planned.

To reach DreamXD he had to go through the In-between and the Other Side, which resulted in his memories getting jumbled and messed up. However he persevered and once he went through the realms, he finally encountered DreamXD. There was a fight and Karl *somehow* got the upper hand against the god, which instead of killing him he basically absorbed all of his powers. This resulted in him basically going sicko mode and mad with power. As well as that he had absorbed part of the other two realms which resulted in his well— look. Now that he had the power of a god, he could do whatever he wanted! The thought of wanting to protect the server and his friends left his mind and he realized he could just reset it over and over and no one will notice!

For the most part.

That’s the basis of how Karl goes sicko but some more tidbits—

Each of the members of the DSMP have more monstrous attributes- except for Karl. For example, Eret was the embodiment of a Lich king and George was a fungus Zombie.

DreamXD is NOT dead. After basically having his powers taken away, he was sent to the mortal realm to basically be a player in the server. He’s a mortal and can die, but he hides himself away from everyone in fear of that.

After XD got dethroned, the other gods basically turned away from the server— not wanting to deal with whatever was going on.

Karl pretends to be friendly on the server, acting like how he usually would in the server but obviously it would work up to a point.

Sileo, the OC i made for this au, is the only one that knows about the loops in the beginning of when the story starts. She wouldn’t realize until she feels a horrible case of deja vu and it freaks her out.

This would result in Karl basically terrorizing her a lot, since she’s a Thorn in his side when she’s trying to figure out how to stop the loops.

The Eggpire is slightly different- the only difference is that when the Egg absorbed Skeppy, the egg turned into a white Diamond. It still Functions as the egg otherwise though.

It is possible for other members of the server to remember the loops, it would just take time is all.

Dream would be the next person to realize something’s wrong, but he would handle it in his own.. way HDJSKSKS

Philza also attempted to stop Karl but it didn’t go as planned and it basically resulted in the Colorzas existing as well—

That’s all I can think of, but I’m glad to answer any more JDJSKSSK again it’s edgy and very outdated, but it’s an AU I hold close to my heart.

#The Reset Loop AU #cala rambles #dsmp #dreamsmp #dream smp #dsmp au #dreamsmp au #au

[mantasunray-art]

coran is badboyhalo klance ate dnf allura is hannah the other paladins are sapnap sylvee and punz. does anyone hear me. does this make skeppy king alfor that is so fucking funny to me what the fuck am i talking about. also cait is stuck in that balmera planet im in tears im so sleepy... other friends like sam and ant and red are rebels like matt holt or something. also i think dnf would go try to save sapnap shiro style even though their dynamic is different and etc. but like dream is going to save his brother yeppers what am i even talking about im insane

#b.vld

[being-delirious]

QSMP being on a timeloop like In the Tall Grass inspired by Stephen King is truly something to consider.

It cancels out the prospect of them remembering their past lives ( Lulu land / Dsmp) because they're on the loop and shouldn't be aware by it.

I love the fact that so many possibilities could happen with the lore considering even the tiniest detail could be a plot twist. QwQ

Skeppy's little, "I didn't miss it." (Talking about all types of transpo to Quesadilla Island)

Or the structures of dungeons/terrains implying past inhabitants.

#qsmp #theory #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp skeppy #theory bros

[nerdyenby]

Red time :D I’m watching Ranboo

I am so behind on vods but it’s MCC day baby!!!!!!!

This team is gonna be so good, so silly but I think they could win

THE DRESS IS STUNNING KING but why the magenta eye makeup?? it adds to the unhinged vibe lol

Ranboo doesn’t know what sequins are?????

“I don’t mean anything that I say ever, any of the time, just so everyone knows” my streamer

HAPPY ROSH HASHANAH EVERYONE!!! <333

“Don’t be pissed at me if I don’t do well ❤️” why are they like this /pos

Ranboo’s religious side screaming for help every time he wears a dress 😭😭😭

Bad news: freedom of speech isnow behind a paywall, Good news: the money goes to charity

The M rating is exclusively so they can say death threats

“I swear to god, be funny!!! ‘Haha I said funny jokes’ I KILL YOU!! Guys it’s all jokes <3 it’s all jokes and it’s all love <333”

Shelby INSTANTLY gaslighting Ranboo into believing the audibly farted, I adore this duo with all my soul

Ran and Shelby are now pushoverduo <333 /s

WATER DOESNT HAVE A TASTE

I love this team so much

You can watch Ranboo but watch out, it’s a slippery slope to the “HELP HELPPPPP” vocal stim

Bingo enthusiasts my beloved

Ranboo just screaming when Shelby called them sexist 😂😂😂

Michael is a genuinely good sandkeeper, he just needs a team that will hype him up and respect him

The way I knew exactly where Ran was going lmao

Ranboo staring into the camera when they start talking about saw

Oh…. Ok……

Bingo but Fast

BINGOOOOOOOOOO

I missed bingo so much, it’s not even funny

He found a Michael you guys

“Wait can we take fall damage?” “I don’t think so” *falls to his death*

Gosh, I am still not used to the new caves, they’re so beautiful and scary

“I’m so smell and dumb :(” “that’s okay!!”

Holy crap the top 4 teams are all so close

“That was fun… well, it’s all downhill from here” SHELBY 😂😂😂

Parkour Tag

Them being excited to play it because they all hate it lol

Ran losing their absolute mind in parkour tag, maybe this game is fun

Shane is killing me actually

“I don’t feel strongly about anything” same!!!

This team is so funny holy

“Oh we’re in tenth right now” “No we’re not” Shane 😂😂😂

“Guys we’re better than a bunch of 40 year olds” “they’re not 40!!!!!” “They’re 50 theyre 50 theyre 50” this team oh my god

Ran calling Skeppy homophobic and Shane’s “I mean… is it-?”

“Who are we going up against? Who am I?” “You’re Ranboo” “Oh ok, that’s right” their chemistry has no right to be so good what the

I love Joel and Shane’s rivalry, neither of them know why they’re rivals but they are

I haven’t laughed this hard in absolute ages holy

Meltdown

“I can’t believe we have beef with the goddamn Pack”

“Are we supposed to be doing something?” THATS MY S-TIER

Tubbo threatening to tweet Ran’s address, beeduo crumbs /s /s /s

Red and pink’s beef is the funniest thing ever oh my god

Hole in the Wall

They’re so all over the place they mean everything to me

My streamer’s favorite color is 3, so true

“Skeppy’s having problems” “aren’t we all?”

The reactions to Shane saying his nose is bleeding lmao “What we’re you inhaling?” “Air”

“GUYS ITS BLUE- oh wait, it’s red” Shane 😭😭😭

“We’re all just gamers” “We’re all gay” so true

SHELBY POPPING OFFFFFFFF

Everyone hyping her up <333

Ranboo insisting they’re not bothered by different pronunciations whilst sounding progressively more bothered

Parkour Warrior

Ranboo?? Screaming????? Noooo…. /s

Vod muted Sadge

They’re popping off!!!!!!

Ran screaming at purpled to get a job and then instantly apologizing 😂😂😂

That drop lmao, it happens to Ran’s team every time

Ranboo got prescribed adhd meds today FINALLY /lh (I’m a psychology student and have adhd lol)

Skybattle

They’re surviving!!!!

Ran 2nd!!!!!!

Them avenging Michael’s honor my beloved

Shelby and Shane hiding in a hole lol

SHANE WILDIN

SHANE’S LEVI PLAY WHAT THE?!????!?!!

I could go off about how the amount of alcohol on MCC day correlates to how chill contemporary events are, everyone’s just here for a good time and it’s so much better this way

TGTTOSAWAF

WHY ARE WE PLAYING TGTTOS?????? I thought the final two were sands and grid :( /nm

Nothing like spontaneous karaoke over discord <333

“I AM FULLY STRAIGHT, I AM SO GODDAMN STRAIGHT, I AM NOT TILTED”

Ran was tabbed out but I’m imagining Michael and Scar holding the door open for each other lol

I have a headache lol

Grid Runners

I’m actually entirely okay with this tbh

Shane cheating pogchamp

Ran and Shelby “no u”-ing in the stone pyramid lol

That search the house was CLEAN

THEYRE SO GOOD AT THIS HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

Michael is so tipsy lmao

Ranboo in third, who woulda thunk

Dodgebolt

This was an amazing time, this team was wild

Oli v Ollie!!!!!!

“Everyone’s scared of Jojo and they should be” SO TRUE SHELBY SHUBBLE

“I actually have seen Sapnap miss these” lmao Shane

Them chanting Gem’s name <333

Aw rip, gg

Great times, great vibes <3

#mcc34 #mc championship #ranboo #shubble #firebreathman #michael mcchill #nerdy’s mcc reactions #cw swearing

[meteor752]

Dsmp Pokémon AU: Scarlet and Violet update

Yep we’re doing this

Just gonna go through the ol’ teams and see if there’s any updates I can make now that there’s some new guys, plus any changes I would make. Also I’m not adding any Pokémon to all the new people, I don’t even think I have a team to everyone on the server in the first place

Younguns

Tommy still has a good team. Okay not like good good, but it’s very Tommy. Wouldn’t change it

There’s some like, possible changes I would like to Tubbo’s team. Like, I gave him a Xatu and a Grookey for like no reason. I don’t know what if replace it with tho. Maybe a Galar Weezing? Or a Gumshoos? Idk. Tell me if you have any ideas yourself

Well we’re evolving Ranboo’s Girafarig to a Farigiraf. Other wise it’s still good

Gonna make a change to Purpled as well. Instead of Ambipom we’re adding Houndstone, cause it’s like purple-ish and that’s all I need. Dogchamp

Tommy Innit - Camerupt, Scorbunny, Galvantula, Shiny Galar Linoone, Exploud, Snom

Tubbo Schlatt - Beedrill, Mareep, Alola Vulpix, Ribombee, Xatu, Grookey (????)

Ranboo Beloved - Male Meowstic, Farigiraf, Zorua, Buneary, Axew, Umbreon

Purpled Bedwars - Mienshao, Espeon, Noibat, Shiny Gourgeist, Drapion, Houndstone

Feral three, or something

Okay so Dream’s team fucking suck. I intended for him to first have all green Pokémon, but then I gave him a Drifblim for some fucking reason. So yeah we’re changing this quite a bit. Removing the Breloom, Serperior and Manetric, we’re instead adding Tatsugiri, Shiny Espeon, and Scovillain

George’s team is still pretty good. I still like it

I didn’t give Karl a fucking Spinda, I’m disappointed in myself. Replacing the Furret

Dream Wataken - Sceptile, Tyranitar, Drifblim, Tatsugiri, Shiny Espeon, Scovillain

George Notfound - Quagsire, Komala, Walrein, Snorlax, Foongus, Munna

Karl Jacobs - Poliwag, Spinda, Tangela, Croagunk, Noctowl, Stufful

Puffychu

Puffy’s team is still pretty good. No real gripes here honestly

I’m gonna remove Niki’s Fennekin and Vaporeon, and evolve her Cottonee to a Whimsicott. I’m giving Niki a Flamigo cause it’s just sorta funny, and a Dachsbun as a throwback to her bakery days

Puffy Schlatt- Flaaffy, Dubwool, Altaria, Dhelmise, Empoleon, Archeops

Nikki Nihachu - Female Pyroar, Dachsbun, Milotic, Mimikyu, Whimsicott, Flamigo

Prank duo or smt

We’re gonna evolve the Fennekin to a Delphox and give it to Fundy in exchange for his Bronzong. Partly cause fox, and partly cause it’s Furry bait! Which is funny! The rest remains the same

Replacing Eret’s Gothitelle to instead have Kingambit, cause it’s a king Pokémon that evolved through the betrayal and massacre of their fellow kind. Sorry queen

Fundy Soot - Thievul, Vulpix, Delphox, Mienfoo, Scizor , Marowak

Eret King, - Mawhile, Salazzle, Garchomp, Meowstic female, Kingambit, Seviper

Foolsamponk

Immediately giving Foolish a Garganacl, cause it kinda looks like building blocks. We’re replacing Cubone for it.

Giving Sam a Mabosstiff instead of Elgyem, cause it kinda has that guard dog vibe, and I can see it t training up his Lillipup

Ponk gets a Grafaiai instead of their Slakoth

Foolish Gamrs - Gofagrigus, M Arodactyl, Shieldon, Sharpedo, Sensu Oricorio, Garganacl

Sam Awedude - Fran the Lillipup, Ferrothorn, Golurk, Magnezone, Turtonator, Mabosstiff

Ponk Obsby, Medic in training - Tropius, Blissey, Bounsweet, M Pidgeot, Grafaiai, Bellsprout

Jack Manifold only

Sad little man

Jack’s team are just…good Pokémon. Diverse team. He’s been at the gym challenge for ten years, he’s built up a good team

Not changing anything

Jack Manifold- Druddigon, Raichu, Pyroar male, Talonflame, Aggron, Samurott

Skephalo

We’re changing Rat from being a Rockruff to being a Fidough, mostly cause it’s the most Bad Pokémon ever lol.

Skeppy’s team is either pranksters, Gem related, tounge users, or a combination of the three. We’re keeping it that way

Bad. B. Halo - Shroomish (Muffin), Walrein (Mr Squee Gee), Chansey (Eggsy), Blitzle (Roberto), Hydreigon (Snappy), Fidough (Rat)

Skeppy Halo- M Sableye, Carbink, Impidimp, Gigalith, Lickitung, Gengar

Velvetfrost

(See I say that but I’ve only given Velvet one Pokémon sooooo…yeah)

Antfrost needs to have the fucking weed cat. We’re getting rid of Sneasel, not even a real cat, and giving him Sprigatitio. The moment I saw this cat I knew Ant was getting it

Velvet has a Cherubi. This is because I don’t know much about Velvet. I’m adding on a Milcery, because baking/cake related and it sorta looks like cu-*Gunshot*

(If someone has any suggestions for a Velvet team I’ll gladly take ‘em)

Antfrost Cake, - Purugly, Delcatty, Liepard, Persian, Sprigatito, Torracat

R.Velvet Cake - Cherubi, Milcery

Punzie

Punz is the same as Jack in that his Pokémon are mainly just…good Pokémon. I am changing his Dewott to a Lokix tho

Punz Bedwars - Absol, Greninja, Lucario, Zangoose, Bisharp, Lokix

Human man

I’m giving Charlie a Clodsire. Don’t care if it ain’t really goo, it’s goo enough and it has zero braincells. It’s perfect

Charlie Slimesicle, - Muk, Goodra, Ditto, Slugma, Clodsire, Gulpin

Fast as fuck boiiii

Connor has fast boys. The fastest Pokémon added were like, the box art legendaries and I’m not giving him those. He keeps his team

Connor Eapans - Togudemaru, Rapidash, Ninjask, Accelgor, Jolteon, Sandshrew

Shady business man

Out of the originals, Schlatt was the only one I didn’t give a full team. We’re changing that today. Mans getting a Wooloo from his sister, a Paldean Tauros, and a Gholdengo

J. Schlatt, -Gogoat, Combee, Wooloo, Purrloin, Paldean Tauros, Gholdengo

ᓭℸ ̣ ∷ᔑリ⊣ᒷ ᒲᔑリ

Callahan keeps his Sawsbuck

Gym leaders

We’re switching Hannah’s steenee for a dolliv. I would give her Arboliva but she’s the first gym aight.

HBomb gets a Tinkatuff cause I think it’s funny. We’re removing Sylveon

New duck Pokémon means new Duckie for Quackie! I’d love to give him a Quaquaval, but he’s gym three so like, damn boy. Quaxwell it is, swapped out with Golduck

Wilbur keeps his team. Was thinking of giving him Annihilape, but it’s too strong.

Switching Sapnap’s Infernape for Armarouge

Philza keeps his team, but switching his extra Tepic for Lechonk

Drista keeps her team (I’d give her Roaring Moon if I could but it’s like from 3000 years ago or smt, she ain’t that powerful)

Switching Techno’s Abomasnow for Baxcalibur

Hannah X. Rose, - Roserade, Dolliv, Petilil (Venusaur, Bellossom, Gossifleur)

Haitch Bomb- Fairy Terra Skitty, Spritze, Tinkatuff (Mime Jr, Granbull, Gardevoir)

Alex Quackity - Ludicolo, Ducklett, Quaxwell (Hawlucha, Politoed, Tepig)

Wilbur Soot - Banette, Froslass, Mismagius (Jigglypuff, Wooloo, Krookodile)

Sapnap Halo - Armarouge , Alola Marowak, Houndoom (Pancham, Chimchar, Charizard)

Philza Minecraft - Honchcrow, Corviknight, Male Unfezant (Lechonk, Pluzle, Phantump)

Drista Wataken - Flygon, Haxorus, Salamence (Lopunny, Kadabra, Mareanie)

Techno Blade - Mamoswine, Baxcalibur, Beartic (Steve) (Doublade, Emboar, Beldum)

#dsmp #dream smp #Dsmp Pokémon au #Pokémon au #Pokémon #pokémon scarlet and violet #Skephalo #Foolsamponk #Karlnapity #Puffychu #Velvetfrost #Tommyinnit #Tubbo #Ranboo #Purpled #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #karl jacobs #niki nihachu #The Eret #Itsfundy #Foolish Gamers #Awesamdude #dropsbyponk #Jack Manifold #Badboyhalo #Skeppy #Antfrost #Punz #charlie slimecicle

[bigboobyhalo]

red skeppy was actually respectful as hell when he said “what are you, my dad? my mom??” after BBH showed concern for him. like king of respecting that c!BBH likes being referred to with both masculine AND feminine terms ! just ignore how he was also belittling bad’s worries at the same time okay it was actually like an awesome trans rights moment or something

[somehowmags]

🌻

did i ever say anything about my factionswap au? here's my factionswap au:

corrupted snowchester/team drift compatible (eggpire/snowchester swap): one day while trying to retrieve lost items, jack manifold finds the beating heart of snowchester. it kills him to look at it, but, as always, he returns from hell with a new gospel to spread. strange animals the size of buildings begin to walk the smp, changed permanently by the heart. after converting tubbo, ranboo, puffy, and foolish, team drift compatible (bad, skeppy, ponk, punz, antfrost, and hannah) form in opposition

the lonely city/strange roots (kinoko/niki's secret city swap): unwilling to be ignored ever again, niki built the city to touch the sky, with high peaks and enough supplies to feed the server. it doesn't matter that she's the only one in the city; its entirely self sufficient, with every building hiding a different farm. friend to all, ally to none. meanwhile, karl, fearing the worst for his library, retreated deep into the caves underneath the city and reads by the light of the glowberries. they say the residents of kinoko (karl, sapnap, george, tina, and corpse) only appear on the surface at night- if you see a man with glowing eyes, don't be scared. he'll probably just ask you if you want to watch cartoons with him.

city of angels/the speakeasy (syndicate/las nevadas swap): tired of being powerless, quackity forms a secret society (quackity, fundy, foolish, slime, and purpled) dedicated to wrestling control over the server. their first target is the mysterious city of angels, a strange faction whose goals are unknown, but whose members (techno, philza, niki, ranboo, whoever the fuck harpocrates is, and connor) walk freely among all others

mad king's domain/knights errant (l'manberg/greater dsmp swap): eret sees the writing on the wall before anybody else does- wilbur is cracking under the pressure, and she's not going to be there when he snaps. she takes the knights errant (eret, puffy, punz, ponk, hbomb, eryn, hannah, boomer) and makes a run for it. unfortunately for her, wilbur (as well as tommy, tubbo, niki, jack, and fundy) takes this as an act of rebellion, and declares war.

i wrote all this in march lmao i still kinda want to do something with it

#asks #dsmp #factionswap au

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

New idea where we treat the less talked about members of the dream smp like the most popular and plot relevant/plot important characters and give them funky designs and cool movie poster-esque art

#im drawing Corpse and Lil Nas X as the main characters with a very dramatic scene and nobody can stop me #Conner is also very important now #Callahan is the new DreamXD #Alyssa is a folk legend #Ninja has a plan to overthrow the entire smp #Vikkstar is doing something idk #Sir Billiam is there #Velvet is there #Grian is there for some reason #Bearsmp members are also there and very plot relevant #becuase technically theyre canon?? #Skeppy is king of something #Bench Trio? no no no those guys are no longer plot relevant #Would Beautie be canon cosidering all the referenced to the dsmp on the date? #idc she's there now #Drista and Lani are incredibly important to the plot now

[beeindaclouds]

If the DSMP were Dating Sim characters

Includes: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Wilbur Soot, C!Technoblade, Nihachu, Eret, Punz, FoolishGamers, Awesamdude, Aimsey

Click here before requesting, please <3

[Ok, wait, let me explain why I got this idea. I remembered of when I used to play these Dating Sims game created by Pacthesis (they're an artist on any social media and also have a webtoon, go check her out <3) and, to pay an homage to her games since they've all been deleted by now, I kind of wanted to make this :)]

❝ Dream ❞

He's that one rich character that you hate at first but learn to love by the end of the game

Basically an enemies to lovers lol

Like y'all start "fake dating" cause he needs to clear up his image from some dating rumors while you need money

So y'all act all lovey dovey in public but behind the scenes you want to kill eachother

But you get to know him better and learn that his true self is actually not bad, he's just cold and an asshole because he's scared of getting hurt

❝ Georgenotfound ❞

The privileged prince who has it all and falls in love with the commoner that shows him the reality of his kingdom

You came to complain about the money and food taken from your land and he just instantly falls in love

He promises you that he'll learn more about becoming a better king but you needed to teach him

And you learn that he's clueless to whats happening not because he wants to, but because he's been hidden many things from his dad, the king

So while you secretly teach George everything you know about the outside, feelings start getting in the way

But will your relationship be accepted?

❝ Sapnap ❞

He's that one scary neighbour that's just misunderstood because of the way he dresses

Maybe you've also seen him doing some questionable things or just seen him during moments where he seemed really scary looking

Always wearing black and covered from head to toe, his hat hiding his eyes and making him look more sinister

But then after you befriend him you realise that he's an actual puppy

He'll pass by your house just to talk cause he loves to spend time with you

And because of this y'all fall in love pretty quickly

❝ Badboyhalo ❞

He's the one that works at a bakery you always visit after school

He's probably a few years older then you, and all your friends have crushes on him

But you're the only one who he has his eyes on, which Skeppy loves to make fun of

Then you start working at that bakery, getting close to him in the process

Y'all have those cliche moments where y'all are cooking and it just turns into a food fight

Or he calls for you to taste something and you end up getting your face dirty, so he cleans it up with his thumb

And boom, kiss moment!!!

❝ Quackity ❞

The typical class clown and shy student story

Y'all are complete opposite but during a project that you've been assigned to do togheter y'all get pretty close

He starts trusting you and telling you all the things that happen outside of school

You're there to always listen and help him whenever he needs it

So falling in love with eachtoher was inevitable

You also have a cute moment where he's serenading you and, caught in the moment, y'all also kiss

❝ Karl Jacobs ❞

The cute boy that just looks out of place in your town

This probably takes place in the past, maybe the 800's

You get to know Karl and he seems so clueless about everything, but you push the thoughts away thinking that maybe he's from a different country

But you discover later on that he's actually a time traveller and that he'll be leaving the next day

But why was he there in the first place you may ask? Well, you'll never know 👀

❝ Wilbur Soot ❞

You happened to transfer in the same apartment that the famous singer Wilbur lives in

You stumble upon him and try to act cool as possible, you fail

The little meetings outside the apartment and small talk later turn into hangouts

You also get to meet the other members of his band, Lovejoy, and get to see a snippet of their new song

And things just seem to go from there~

❝ C!Technoblade ❞

The secret character that you only get to meet if you do a favor for the blacksmith, Philza Minecraft

You end up finding a map on one of his table that indicated that something was in the woods nearby

And instead of finding a treasure you stumble upon a Pig hybrid

The legends of the Blood God finally make sense to you, but the scary figure turn out to be just another misunderstood man

And only once he trust you does he turm into the handsome pink haired man cursed into beign an ugly pig hybrid because of all the sins he's commited

❝ Nihachu ❞

From the same universe as Karl, but this time you're the time traveller

You met her on one of your journeys and quickly befriended her

There was something odd about her, but you never let it get to you. She seemed like a new born baby, only now getting to learn things

And she also refused to touch water for some reason

On your last day there y'all had a fight, because you never told her that you weren't from a different time

But she was also keeping a secret of her own...

❝ Eret ❞

The cold soon-to-be king that, after losing their partner, just shut everyone out completely

You, a simple servant on you frist day of work, ended up getting lost and stumbling upon their room

They didn't let anybody in, but with the small talk y'all had the first few days they started getting interested in you

After a while they finally showed themselves in all their beauty, both of your feelings growing each moment you spent with eachother

But Eret's dad interrups his child's happiness with an arranged marriage, and it's up to you to stop it and get your lover back

❝ Punz ❞

[Don't ask me why, ok :')]

The vampire that has lived years alone

Watching all the people he has loved and cared about die

And promising himself to not get attached to any ody anymore

Will you find a way to keep this love alive? Or will you die like the rest of his partners?

But after meeting you, the bakery owner that would always give offer him something, he couldn't take you out of his mind and ends up falling in love

You also being interested in the mysterious man that would always visit the garden near by

❝ FoolishGamers ❞

You get stuck in the theme park you were visiting with some people you don't know

One of them was this very clumsy but cute guy, Foolish, who was the first one you met there

Y'all don't know how to get out, but you all come to the conclusion the different numbers on your phone screens are what will keep you alive in this universe, and that if it reaches zero it might be the end

Knowing that your days are basically counted, you get close with the cute guy that first approached you

Will you both live long enough to actually start something is a question that, for now, will remain unanswered

❝ Awesamdude ❞

From the same universe as Foolish

He was the lasy to join the group

All your numbers seemed pretty high, but Sam never showed his phone

At first you stayed by him to see what he was hiding

But whenever he'd talk about hismelf he sounded so...lonely

You took it upon yourself to try and make him happy by passing as much time togheter as possible

Sam happy to finally have a group of friends, secretly felt guilty from what he was hiding from them

❝ Aimsey ❞ [Fem!Reader]

They've always been someone you admired

Never scared to hide their personality and be themselves

But, like magic, you wish became a reality

You dreamed of becoming like them one day

Even wishing it upo a star ome day, not believing that it would actually come true

As the girl themself approached you in hopes of becoming friends and teaches you the ways of "not giving a sh*t"

While those lessons brought up new part of yourself that you didn't even know where there, Aimsey started blossoming some feelings for you too

This took me 2 hours, wtf-

Also the universe of Foolish and Sam are inspired by the game from Pacthesis! Most of them pretty much are, but they're more prominent in those two

#dreamsmp #dsmp #mcyt #dream smp x reader #dsmp x reader #mcyt x reader #dreamsmpscenarios #dsmpscenarios #mcytscenarios #dream x reader #georgenotfound x reader #sapnap x reader #badboyhalo x reader #quackity x reader #karl jacobs x reader #wilbur soot x reader #technoblade x reader #nihachu x reader #eret x reader #punz x reader #foolishxreader #awesamdude x reader #aimsey x reader

[findingjoynweirdstuff]

Dream SMP Recap: A Week of Revenge [1/30 - 2/6]

Sam is trapped in the prison of his own creation. When he is visited by Dream, he is confronted by some tough questions. Who is right and who is wrong? 

Meanwhile, Skeppy returns to the server after a long vacation to find himself roped into yet another of Bad’s conflicts, this time with the collateral damage being their entire home. Bad has plans for revenge, but with Dream on the run, he’s more fearful than ever that Dream will come hunting for the people who kept him locked up.

Sapnap also is on the hunt for Dream, now armed with a new power to rival Dream’s own. But he’s not the only one with something to lose if he’s successful, and Foolish now has to juggle the seemingly impossible task of keeping Dream and Sapnap from killing each other – and himself.

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Sections: 

1/30 - The Death Book: Sam and Dream have a conversation about good and evil. Sapnap finds the second book and speaks with DreamXD.

2/1: The Mansion: Skeppy finds out that his home has been destroyed and tells Bad.

2/2: Waiting: Sam spends a day alone, thinking to himself. Bad plots a multi-stage revenge scheme.

2/3: Tough Questions: Dream returns to Sam for another conversation. 

2/4: Freedom for a Price: Dream lets Sam out of the prison cell for a final tour. Foolish is visited by DreamXD telling him that Sapnap found the book.

2/5: The New Neighbor: Bad and Skeppy attempt to rebuild the mansion only to find that Dream is out and about in the area.

2/6: History Lesson from the King: Eryn gets a tour from Eret as he learns the story of the server.

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January 30, 2022: The Death Book

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VOD LINKS:

Awesamdude Sapnap

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- Sam is still trapped in prison, wondering if Dream is even going to come back before he starves to death. Sure enough, though, Dream arrives, starting off with a question:

Dream: “Are you a good person?”

- Sam thinks that he is a good person, that the actions he did were for the greater good even if they were bad - Sam tells Dream about the things he’s done – cutting off a friend’s arm, trapping Tommy with Dream, letting Ghostbur come over, killing Ranboo – he made a threat, so he felt it necessary to follow through - Dream notes that Sam didn’t mention locking Dream up in prison for a year and allowing him to be tortured as one of the bad things he did. Sam says it’s because it’s not something people hate him for, to which Dream asks if Sam doesn’t consider Dream a person - Dream agrees with Sam that a wrong for the right reasons could make a right

Dream: “I think if you were me…you’d have done almost everything that I’d done! I think that you are me if you were a lying pussy. With no self-reflection whatsoever.”

- The subject of betrayal comes up. Dream tells Sam that Bad gave out the prison blueprints, and Sam doesn’t believe that Bad would do such a thing - When Sam tells Dream he and Quackity would have let Dream leave if Dream gave them the book, Dream is outraged that Sam would lie to him so blatantly. He throws Sam some steak, tells him not to lie again, and leaves

- Sapnap runs around the server hunting for Dream. He has an idea to check Dream’s old base and does so, finding a piece of bedrock with a book inside.

The book is the Death Book, listing out the rules in English of how to use it to kill someone. If the book is used, both the target and the user die.

- Sapnap tries to outwit the book’s rules by writing a fake name inside. DreamXD appears in front of him. XD says that according to the book’s rules, Sapnap still must die even if the name is false. The book work on pets, but Sapnap still tries writing “MICHAEL” in it - XD is willing to make an exception that Sapnap can put one more name in the book and only die once. Sapnap decides to put Dreams name in the book, but DreamXD tells him that the owner of the revival book can’t die - DreamXD and Sapnap decide on a deal: XD will tell Sapnap where Dream resides, but if Sapnap finds and kills him, Sapnap would die permanently with no ghost. Sapnap accepts the deal and DreamXD tells him that Dream is in prison - Sapnap wonders what would happen if he and Dream team up, with Dream to revive and Sapnap to kill, over and over again. DreamXD questions this, but Sapnap says he’s experienced worse things than death - XD also tells Sapnap that Foolish knows about the second book. Sapnap considers if it would be in his best interest to get rid of Foolish. XD pleads with Sapnap to murder Bad, but Sapnap refuses

- He needs somewhere safe to keep the book, so Sapnap goes to Kinoko and puts it in his Ender Chest. He finds DreamXD annoying - Sapnap and XD go to Bad’s house and Sapnap shoots Bad while invisible. Bad thinks he’s a ghost. DreamXD leaves

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February 1, 2022: The Mansion

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VOD LINKS:

Skeppy

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- Skeppy logs on and visits his house only to find it completely destroyed. He’s furious. The mansion meant a lot to him as one of the few builds he did that still remained - He calls Bad and tells him that the mansion has been destroyed, asking what Bad did to anger Foolish - After Bad leaves the call, Skeppy – a strong and independent diamond block – goes to try and figure things out for himself. He wanders around in the Nether, getting lost, and gives up on trying to find Foolish’s house without Bad’s help - He tries to do a bit of repair work on the house, but he doesn’t have the proper materials. Still, Skeppy does his best

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February 2, 2022: Waiting

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VOD LINKS:

Michaelmcchill Ponk Awesamdude ErynStreams BadBoyHalo

—- - Sam is still trapped in prison. Dream hasn’t come by. He calculates how long it would take him to break the obsidian of the cell wall and get into the wiring, but it would take longer than he would starve to death - He starts punching a block, but quickly gives up Sam thinks to himself in the cell. Dream’s his only hope, he just has to hope Dream comes back - Does he deserve this? He was just trying to do what’s right. He’s not the bad guy. Dream’s the bad guy. Is Dream right? Or was Dream the one who put Sam into those situations where Sam had to do bad things? - But Dream was right, everyone’s done bad things. But Dream is the real bad guy…he has to be…but Techno and Eret have blown up a nation, betrayed people and gotten them killed. Everyone has done bad things, Dream is right - Sam took Ranboo because of what he did, or maybe didn’t do. He took Michael to try and control Techno through Ranboo. He wasn’t being the bad guy, he was just being resourceful - He calls for Dream, but there’s no answer - If Dream’s not coming back, Sam has no other option but to die. Then he’ll come back here through Purgatory and finish breaking out - He refuses to accept that he’s the bad guy. He’s not the bad guy. Dream is the bad guy, Techno’s the bad guy, Eret is the bad guy, but not him. He’s not the bad guy.

- Bad is furious about Foolish destroying his and Skeppy’s house. He farms cactus at the summer home, still paranoid about Dream being on the run. He starts thinking that every speck of green out of the corner of his eyes is Dream - He checks on Skeppy Jr., who is in his Ender Chest next to the Skeppy and Bad heads Bad got from DreamXD - Bad sees the ruins of the mansion for himself, horrified - He hears that his house is in Ohio and goes looking for it, finding the mansion in the New World. He thinks the house in Ohio is a huge downgrade and does not want to live there. He doesn’t want to raise Skeppy Jr. in Ohio, as 90% of the people who live in Ohio are made of corn - Bad starts plotting his revenge and taking stock of his supplies. He mentioned that he was spooked by a ghost at his mansion the other day

- Bad returns to the summer home and takes the Eye of Ender from the DreamXD statue and moves it to Tina’s house in Kinoko, replacing the Eye with a giant carrot. His plan is to drive a wedge between Foolish and Tina by framing Tina for the Eye’s disappearance. Because Foolish is unkillable, Bad needs to defeat him another way: by taking away the things he loves and cherishes until he wants to die. 

And once Foolish is at his lowest and weakest, that’s when Bad will strike.

- Quackity calls Bad. He asks for a Wattpad bedtime story and Bad tells him a tale about two men visiting Quackity in Las Nevadas and making a deal, delivering a briefcase full of Quackity’s favorite food in return for a tiny diamond block with two eyes and a tongue

Quackity: “I thought you were reading a gay fan fiction.”

- Quackity hangs up

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February 3, 2022: Tough Questions

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VOD LINKS:

Ponk Awesamdude

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- Sam is in his prison cell punching the wall when Dream appears. Sam asks for food and Dream gives him steak and a cake. He baked it himself - Dream’s been busy on an island…metaphorically, of course… - Dream asks what Sam’s been thinking about. Sam thinks Dream is right about some things, that there are a lot of bad people. Dream gives him a clock for making progress - Dream asks if Sam has written anything and looks through one of the books, the one he himself wrote. He doesn’t remember writing it - He asks if Sam thinks he’s a good person. Sam doesn’t. As for whether Sam is a good person, Sam says yes, but seems unsure - Dream asks him what Sam thinks makes Dream a bad person and not Sam.

- Sam says Dream wants to take things from people to control them in a malicious way…but Dream doesn’t. He wants people to do the right thing, but he doesn’t want to control them - Sam is confused. Isn’t that what the bunker was about? Dream points out that locking Skeppy in a tiny box when he has an entire inescapable prison seems a little ridiculous, doesn’t it?

Dream: “That was just for show. It was all theatre! For Tommy!”

- Sam points out that Dream took some things, didn’t he? But Dream says he just named a random cow Henry. It wasn’t actually Henry – Henry died a long time ago, and the revival book doesn’t work on pets. It was one of the rules.

- The only thing he took was the Axe of Peace, which he doesn’t remember how he got, and why would he do anything to Techno? - Sam brings up Tommy’s exile. Dream says he was trying to rehabilitate him, that Tommy was causing problems, that Tubbo exiled him. Dream says that the things he said to Tommy weren’t “morally perfect.” Sam questions why Tommy hates him so much, then? Dream says because of the discs and the lore behind them

- Dream argues that Tommy gave him the discs in the war and so they were rightfully his until Tommy stole them back. He won them - Sam sees where Dream was coming from, but at the end of the day, Tommy’s just a child. Dream says both of them can learn and grow and be better - Sam says that Dream was going to kill Tubbo, but Dream wasn’t. If he was going to kill Tubbo, he would have. Tubbo’s one of the people who haven’t done anything wrong

- Who’s good on the server, Dream asks? BadBoyHalo? No, there was an evil Egg that was controlling everyone’s minds. And what about Wilbur, who’s blown up a country? Techno’s done the same. Sam agrees that Techno is a bad guy, as he broke out Dream after the server agreed to keep Dream locked away

- Dream points out that Techno wasn’t there on that day to agree to locking Dream up. And he wasn’t the only one in the prison. Connor and Ranboo were there too, what were they in for? As long as Sam keeps locking people away, the “majority” just keeps getting smaller and smaller until Sam alone is the majority

- Techno just came to visit. He broke himself out, but Sam locked Techno away only for the potential of Techno breaking Dream out. It was a self-fulfilling prophecy that Techno would come back and actually break him out - Sam thinks that Techno and Dream were plotting since Dream told Techno it was a trap, but Dream points out that Quackity told him it was a trap and of course he would try to help his friend in that situation

- Dream also says that killing Ranboo didn’t make sense, as Dream had only spoken to him a couple times. Threatening Techno with Ranboo wasn’t a good idea either

- Dream thinks the people who locked Sam in prison were wrong. He doesn’t think Sam deserves to be in prison. He doesn’t think that he deserved to be in there. He asks if Quackity deserves to be tortured and put in a chair

Sam: “What are you gonna gain by doing it though?” Dream: “So that – that’s what matters – so torture’s fine as long as you gain something from the torture!”

- Dream asks him what he thinks Quackity would have done had he gotten the revival book. Sam thinks he would have had it too, maybe they could have shared it with everyone, but Dream thinks Quackity would have kept it to himself and revived Schlatt - Dream thinks that everyone is a good guy in their own story and a bad guy in a lot of other people’s

Dream: “That’s just how it works. Everyone is selfish, everyone does things for their own best self-interest.”

- Sam thinks if people just knew why he did things, they would understand the greater good. But Dream disagrees that people would agree with Sam’s reasonings. If Dream dies, the revival book dies with him - Sam says again that he wouldn’t have killed Dream if Dream gave up the book, but Dream points out that Sam said the first time Dream came here that he was waiting for the moment to kill Dream. Dream understands why Sam would have done so, but he still thinks Sam is a bad person

Dream: “In our world, you have to do bad things. You have to be a bad guy. Otherwise, you die. You get killed. You end up dead.”

- Sam thinks there must be some things that even the people doing them don’t think are right - Dream killed Tommy to prove the revival book’s existence, saying it a matter of opportunity. Sam asks what happened that day that Tommy got locked in. Dream says it was Ranboo - Dream tells Sam he’ll let him go in return for the prison keys. He leaves Sam to think about it, throwing him a golden apple

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February 4, 2022: Freedom for a Price

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VOD LINKS:

Awesamdude Foolish

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- Sam is in the cell. Dream arrives and asks if Sam has thought about his proposal. Sam is ready to go and the two swim out of the main cell with Fire Resistance - Once out, Sam gets Dream to the keycard reset and gets Dream the keycard. He then shows Dream around the prison, explaining how the various redstone mechanics work. A lot of them were damaged in the explosions from the Revengers’ escape

- The two make it to the main entrance and Sam explains the portal mechanism Just when Sam thinks everything is finished, though, Dream pauses

Dream: “Well there’s a bit of a problem with that…”

Dream: “Sam, you kept me locked up in here. Forever. You fed me potatoes, you had me tortured! And you know what? I will have mercy, I will let you walk out of here, after I fucking kill you. You can walk out! You can walk right on out. I’ll take you right on out, I’ll take you through the portal, you’ll be fine…I didn’t say I’d let you go without some scarring. You can walk out of there and be a walking, living example of not to fuck with me.”

- Sam says he’ll tell people if Dream kills him. Dream laughs and says that if he does, he’ll hunt Sam down and take all of his lives and he won’t have any mercy. But for now, he’ll kill Sam once with a pickaxe, give him a matching scar to Quackity

Dream: “Bye Sam!”

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CANON DEATH: SAM

Cause: Killed by Dream with a pickaxe

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- Intending to work on the Doozer HQ some more, Foolish gets a surprise visit from DreamXD who is displeased to see his statue’s Ender Eye replaced with a carrot - XD ate a soul today and was able to visit Foolish with the extra energy, as he now considers Foolish a friend - He also informs Foolish that the second book they spoke about weeks ago has now been found by Sapnap, and that if Sapnap dies or Dream dies, the book will disappear. Foolish now has to save the book by keeping both Sapnap and Dream alive while avoiding death himself, as with his newfound powers Sapnap is capable of killing even Foolish

- Once DreamXD leaves, Foolish thinks to himself and tries to come up with a strategy, creating a board of all the factors he knows of so far

- Foolish goes up to the carrot and finds the book Bad left, believing that it was Tina who made the carrot statue

- Foolish is later visited by Bad in a call, who confronts him about the house being torn down. The two get into a heated argument about all of their past quarrels, from pranks to L’Sandburg and to the Banquet - HBomb joins the call and Foolish mentions that he spoke with DreamXD again today. Bad warns Foolish to be careful around him

- Hannah joins the call and they all get an extensive lecture from BadBoyHalo about surviving bear attacks

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February 5, 2022: The New Neighbor

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VOD LINKS:

Dream Technoblade Skeppy

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- Dream does a subathon with friends, hanging out on the server. He gets into a chicken-throwing ban roulette with George, Sam, Punz, Ponk, Tina and Callahan. Tommy and Quackity briefly join in the stream as well. Tommy gets op-ed for a moment and temporarily bans George

- Techno continues building his not-so-secret build in the New World

- Skeppy wants to rebuild the mansion with Bad, and he wants revenge - Bad shows Skeppy the mansion in Ohio. Skeppy isn’t a fan of the Ohioans living nearby. Even so, Skeppy and Bad consider leaving the moved house as their vacation home - Bad has several stacks of TNT saved for later in a chest - They return to the ruined mansion to start rebuilding. The two start bickering with each other, but Techno logs on and they don’t want to fight in front of someone else

- Dream logs on and Bad freaks out, bringing Skeppy into the basement to hide. Skeppy is confused, so Bad explains about Dream being locked in prison and escaping - Skeppy reassures Bad that everything will be fine, and if Dream comes along, Skeppy will protect him - Skeppy puts Bad in a box and keeps an eye out for Dream nearby. He sees a flame arrow fly by - Skeppy tries to convince Bad that Dream isn’t there and they roleplay a situation where Dream arrives to prepare for the real thing - They find a lagged arrow and realize that the direction it came from was the prison - They sing to themselves while they sneak up on the prison entrance. They don’t find Dream there, so they return to the mansion only to find random blocks of TNT placed everywhere - Skeppy still doesn’t get why Dream would attack them, so Bad explains again. - Bad was one of the prison guards, but it turns out some of the people in the prison were torturing Dream in prison. Bad gave the plans to the prison to Ranboo to help Dream escape. Skeppy realizes that none of this has anything to do with him, so he doesn’t have to get roped in - Bad tries to tell Skeppy about the Skeppy cage, but as they keep bickering, Bad sees a name tag - Bad thinks that they can box Dream like a fish while he takes power naps - Bad says he never tortured Dream, he was just a spectator. The screaming was all he heard - They go back to their house to find more TNT - Skeppy has an idea. They can pretend to keep going away to come back and see more TNT placed. The two run off and come back, but there isn’t any TNT. They try again, except this time Bad boxes them in with cobblestone - They go outside and see arrows, so they run down the path. They spot Dream in the hotel shooting from one of the top floors - Bad and Skeppy go up the hotel and search around - Dream shows up on the mansion. He places TNT on the Rat statue while Skeppy and Bad watch fearfully from the hotel. They run over, trying to negotiate for cash. Bad breaks the TNT before it can ignite - Dream appears again and gives them a Netherite block. They’re confused. He then explodes their house and they’re very confused. He gives Skeppy a Totem of Undying and disappears again

- Bad wonders if they should take a vacation. Maybe Dream is trying to send them a signal that there’s something around here that he doesn’t want them there for - Bad shows Skeppy what he did to Foolish’s house, explaining why their mansion was destroyed in retaliation - Bad tells Skeppy about his revenge plan on destroying the summer home. Skeppy wants to think about it first - Bad points out the carrot on the statue, explaining how he’s trying to frame Tina - Bad has a multi-stage revenge plan:

Stage One: Create a rift between Foolish and his allies, namely Tina and Callahan

Stage Two: Once Foolish is weakened, gain his trust while all his friends are against him

Stage Three: Place TNT everywhere, then organize a meeting with Foolish and blow everything up

- They have to play things carefully, or they’re the ones who might end up in prison. The first thing they need to do is turn Foolish into the villain - Bad and Skeppy need to orchestrate this conflict from the sides, then once everybody is in turmoil, they can sweep in and pick up the pieces - Side-by-side, Bad and Skeppy return to their ruined mansion. Skeppy remembers that Dream has house himself that they could visit and leave a little sign at - Bad tells Skeppy that they can’t just let people destroy their house that they built together without consequences. Skeppy scolds Bad, saying that things will happen if Bad griefs other people’s things and Bad faces consequences too

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February  6, 2022: History Lesson From the King

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VOD LINKS:

Eret ErynStreams

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- Eryn names Bob and then goes to get a history lesson from Eret. Who better than the ruler of the server? - He meets Eret at the castle, who asks how they can know Eryn won’t use all this information for wrong. Eryn gives Eret a Warden’s access card and mentions that he’s a tax-collector, something Eret attempted before without much success

- Eret shows Eryn the Community House, Church Prime and Tubbo’s house. Eret tells a bit about the L’manburg War. Eryn asks which side Eret was on, and Eret says she was on L’manburg’s side - Eret brings Eryn to the museum, explaining the various things there and the story of L’manburg, why Dream SMP was against L’manburg in the first war - They look at the maps with the various explosions. Eryn asks what all the red things were on the server map and Eret points out the Egg replica - Eryn comments that he punched it once and it hurt him. Eret asks if that’s why Eryn’s fist is covered in red. Eryn says no, it’s unrelated – but it could become related… - Eret shows him the room replicas, explaining what happened in the Final Control Room - Eret’s not sure how old they are. Quite old, probably - They visit L’manburg and Eryn sees the real Final Control Room with the remains of its redstone - Eryn tells Eret that he’s been watching everybody from afar, snapping a few pictures for his newspaper

- They head to the prison and Eryn tells Eret that he’s been inside – not legally. He shows Eret the Dream shrine inside Tommy’s house that he built to try and put Tommy in prison. Eret questions his logic and asks if Eryn actually believes that Dream hasn’t done anything wrong. Eryn tells Eret that he hasn’t had many interactions with Dream, but the one time he did, Dream gave him a Totem of Undying. He’s not going to make any presumptions - Eret isn’t sure whether to trust Eryn. She’s not sure where Eryn stands - Eryn is the new guy, he just wants to gain some recognition from people. He didn’t know anything about Dream yet people were still interrogating him

- Eret explains that Tommy has a long history with Dream. He takes Eryn all the way to Logstedshire, telling the story of Tommy’s exile and everything that happened at Logsted - Eryn questions why Dream would do all this. It’s a long story involving a couple of discs, a story that began before Eret even got there - They repair the portal and head back. Eryn falls into the lava by accident and explains that he’s half demon - BadBoyHalo is not Eryn’s father, but Bad is Eryn’s fatherly figure because they played chess one time and Eryn killed him afterwards

- Eret talks about Jschlatt. Eryn has already pissed on Schlatt’s grave - They visit Pogtopia. Eret thinks that Wilbur’s resistance was against both Dream and Schlatt and tells Eryn as such - Eryn asks Eret if they’ve ever had anyone assassinated. Eret says that they once hired Technoblade to assassinate George, who was king at the time. Eryn comments that Eret seems to like letting other people get their hands dirty for them - They visit Boomerville. Eryn asks what ever happened to Vikkstar and Lazarbeam, but Eret hasn’t seem them in ages. There are a lot of people who just…disappear

- Next, Eret takes Eryn to the Egg. Eryn says that when Bad reminded him of the Egg, Eryn felt a connection. Eryn breaks a piece of it and it hurts him again. He puts it back - Eryn gets that Dream is the bad guy now. Dream, Wilbur, Schlatt and Antfrost are the bad guys but Eret is just doing king stuff

- Eret shows Eryn Dream’s original house underground. Eryn finds the bedrock. Looks like something important was in this chest. Eryn asks if Eret has seen the flying Dream with wings who gives people powers. Eret hasn’t met him, but Eryn remembers XD trying to get Foolish to kill him (but Eryn defeated Foolish even with Foolish’s immortality) - Eryn has seen DreamXD recently, walking down the path with Sapnap Sam is in prison right now. Eryn asks if he could visit him someday. He asks if Sam is a bad guy too, then, and Eret explains that Sam kidnapped Michael and killed Ranboo

- Eryn asks if Eret, as king, could make him a knight. Eret thinks about it. She thinks Eryn has to do more to prove his trustworthiness first. Eryn will figure out a way to prove himself

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