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nicherayyy · 1 year
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Hi, could I request a la squadra x child reader were the reader, like, was kinda scared to living with them and as time went on and reader got used to having them as their family and ends up calling the big brother/dad for the first time?
I decided to include ice cream boys bc why not
La Squadra x Child!Reader calling them dad/big bro for the first time
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None of you expected to be found in such situation. Life is weird indeed, so here you are, living with nine assassins. Not quite a thing that you expected as a first grader. Honestly, at first you thought they will kill you, you weren’t sure why though. What would a child do to the men in their thirties? 
Time passed, but you weren’t killed. Did that make you less cautious around them? Absolutely not! You were taught not to trust strangers, especially if these strangers are killing people for a living. You even thought to run away a few times, but what can you do being a six year old? You definitely won’t survive on the street on your own. So after a little thought you decided to stay, not that you had other options.
La Squadra on the other hand, kept their distance at first. Of course, life didn’t prepare them to be babysitters, but they had no other choice.Therefore that’s why they gave you a separate room and let you be, for now of course. Eventually, you’ll need to find a common ground. Slowly, but surely they began to approach you. Formaggio let you play with his cats whenever you wanted, Prosciutto drove you to school every day, etc. It turns out, they’re not that bad as they seemed. 
After a few month you completely stopped being afraid of them. They began to be a real family to you, the one you never had. They would never raise their voice to you, even Ghiaccio, he’s really gentle around you. You can always tell them what’s on your mind, they’ll never judge you. And if you don’t like going to school- you always can be homeschooled by Melone. He’s an awesome teacher so don’t worry, your comfort is their priority. 
Time passed and one morning it was just you and Risotto. The others were on missions and they definitely wouldn’t be back until evening. For now, you two just had a delicious breakfast, honestly, you would never thought that Risotto cooks that good. 
“Hey dad, can you pass me the salt?”, you asked not even realising your question.
His eyes seemed to light up for a second, he cleared his throat “Sure, here you go”.
Actually he’s so proud about it. He won’t show any unnecessary emoting but god he’s happy. Surely he’ll tell others. Secretly he wants them to be jealous, he’s the first one you referred as “dad” after all. Looking forward to be called like that again!
And one time you and Prosciutto went for groceries, he even promised to buy you what you wanted. Pros went straight to the sections with veggies while you were looking for something you wanted. Finally, you found what you needed! Wasting no time you were already heading to the blond man.
“Hey dad”, you called “Can I have this?”
Prosciutto was too stunned to speak for a moment. He just smiled and patted your head. 
“Call me like that again and I’ll buy anything you want”
He won’t tell anyone about it. It’s his happy moment and he has no intentions to share it. Will do anything to hear you call him dad again. He would never thought something small like this will make him so happy. 
You and Melone like to read books together. He’s trying to share his love to science with you, nothing creepy of course. Melone always lets you choose whatever theme you want to read about today. And if you have anything you want to ask him, he’ll always be enlighten to answer. 
“Hey dad, how fish breathe underwater?”
Melone looked at you in pure shock, immediately taking you in his arms “Can you say that again?”
Oh yes, he would tell everyone! He won’t shut up about that for months. Now he wants to spend even more time with you, just to hear you call him dad. He just loves his baby so much. 
Fishing with Pesci is always fun! He would tell you about his and aniki’s adventures, and surely how cool Pros is. You would never thought that you can catch a real fish, but with Pesci’s help it became possible. 
“You’re doing such a great job!”, Pesci praised you. 
“Thank you, big bro.. Pesci why are you crying?”
Oh yes, he’ll cry. But don’t you worry, these are tears of happiness. Immediately brag to Pros. He’s crying every time you call him like that, Pesci just cannot hide his emotions, not that you want him to. 
You like to spend time with Illuso, he styles your hair and tells you all the tea. He’s nice, but don’t tell others! 
“So, how do you like your new hairstyle?”, Illuso grinned.
“It’s so cool, you’re amazing dad!”
You just bursted Illuso’s ego to the sky. You.. call him amazing.. and dad. For now will try to impress you even further. He just love to hear praises. And for him your praises are the most valuable.
You and Formaggio are buddies. He always makes you laugh. By this time you two even have some inside jokes. 
“Hahah, this one is especially funny dad”
“Dad who”
Congratulations, now he’s trying to make you laugh every time. 
You weren’t as close with Ghiaccio as you are now, so you make sure to show him your appreciation because you love him. He may look cold, but he also loves you dearly.
“I love you dad”
“I love you too”
Tries to play it cool. But let’s be honest, now he will think about it for a few weeks. Damn, he needs to express his love to you more.
Sorbet and Gelato consider you as their own flesh and blood. You’re their small and adorable child, they won’t take any excuses. The couple tries to spend as much time with you as they can. And if they’re busy with a mission, they make it up to you by buying something nice. 
“We bought you that console you wanted”, Sorbet smiled to you.
“Aren’t you happy?”, Gelato asked. 
“I’m so happy, thank you dad and papa!”
Gelato is so hyped up about this whole situation. Everyone will know. For now he’s glued to you, waiting you to call him papa again. Sorbet is not that good with emotions as his husband, but every time you call him dad it brings him joy!
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freria · 12 days
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UNHOLY PARTNERS: Sorbet & Gelato
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(It rained on me today, lol)
Don't forget to respond and subscribe so don't miss the continuation (o゚v゚)ノ
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rae-pss · 9 months
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sorbet: this food is too hot… i can't eat it.
gelato: you’re very hot, and i still eat you. *smirks*
everyone at the table: *silence*
ghiaccio: YOU TWO ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING!
prosciutto: one dinner… i just want one damn dinner!
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k0mibee · 20 days
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My son…
Risotto’s relationship with Sorbet-
(For the dense, this is not a ship) 💀
It’s a late and rainy night. 4am? 3am? Who knows? Sorbet is up sitting on the couch unable to sleep, sipping on some water while he tried to get some thoughts out of his head. He’s Interrupted by the sound of keys opening the front door. Sorbet recognizes the culprit’s footsteps, Risotto. He was surprised he was out this late, he thought.
He watched as the door slowly opened and Risotto stepped inside before closing the door behind him without a sound, Sorbet simply stared at him waiting, not saying a word. Risotto turned up to meet his gaze, that’s when Sorbet got a good look at his face. Through his wet hair and soaked hoodie, Sorbet could read his face clear as day. Not many could even begin to decipher the stoic man’s demeanor, but Sorbet could. He prided himself in that he had a good judge of character and rightfully so. Tired, hollow, and sad. Risotto looked dejected and his eyes were slightly puffy. he must have been crying.
Despite seeing him in such a state, Sorbet said nothing. He simply continued to stare at him waiting for the younger man to make the first move. After a moment of silent acknowledgment, Sorbet stood up from the couch and walked over to Risotto.
It felt slow, he took only a few steps but it felt like he was walking a mile. Sorbet stood in front of risotto for a moment. Risotto, despite his stature towering a head over sorbet, felt small in this moment. Risotto said nothing and lowered his head down not knowing what to do or say. Then suddenly it happened.
The anticipation was broken once Risotto felt Sorbet’s hand at the top of his head guide him to his shoulder. A gentle tussle of the hair and soft pats to his head before Sorbet broke the silence between them. In a tired yet reassuring voice, Sorbet spoke quietly to Risotto as he stroked his damp hair letting out a big sigh.
“Ay, figliolo…”
Those words broke something inside him. Risotto began to feel hot tears trickle down his cold face. He hid his face deeper into Sorbet’s shoulder and he began to sob quietly. Sorbet could barely hear Risotto’s sobs despite his head leaning against his as he silently comforted the man.
Sorbet didn’t care to ask questions, he didn’t need to, it was all irrelevant. All he knew was that this, comforting Risotto, his coworker... No. His friend… his boy, was all that mattered. Sorbet hugged him properly, holding Risotto in his arms as he patted his large back. He sighed, “…you’ll be alright, son…”
In that moment, Risotto felt small in Sorbet’s arms. It was a warmth he hadn’t felt in a long time.
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greato-days69 · 3 months
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La Squadra
Spoilers
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ottos-core · 1 year
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One of my friends said Sorbet and Gelato reminded them of Craig and Tweek...
So I made this.
Image I used for this:
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vinnysorbet · 7 months
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SORBET AND GELATO HEADCANONS 🗣🗣‼️‼️
these cuties 😭🙏‼️
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saltysunflowersugar · 6 months
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I decided to assign each mercenary from Twam Fortress 2 a corresponding member of LA Squadra, since they're both groups of 9 mercenaries who each have distinct personalities. This proved a lot harder than I initially thought, PLEASE give me suggestions, I don't even know what I want to make out of this, I think I just want this list to be completed
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tea-stained · 3 months
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OKAY HOLY SHIT WHY DOES SORBET VA KINDA LOOK LIKE SORBET
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fokker4311 · 2 years
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He screm.
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rrenkaasina · 2 years
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OKAY HEAR ME OUT
SORBET AND GELATO ARE JUST YASSIFICATION OF TWEEK AND CRAIG😭
They’re even wearing same shirts!!
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nicherayyy · 1 year
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Risotto: so.. do you want to explain why you started a fight with your classmate?
Child!Reader: well..
Sorbet: a fight?
Gelato: you won, right?
Risotto: ...
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freria · 10 days
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My ugly joy
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Traditionally, after finishing the chapter, I like to add a couple more of these hot guys
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rae-pss · 3 months
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May I please ask for soulmate au with Sorlato with reader genuinely think their soulmates are ice cream please
masterlist
˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . i think you refer to "each others’ names on their wrist/palm/etc". also, this list is perfect if you want to see how many soulmate au exist. i hope you like it, dear anon (<3). ˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . lowercase intended, 409 words.
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throughout your life, you lived under the constant jokes from family, friends, and even strangers, about the name of your soulmates.
you lived in a world where, when you turned eighteen, the name of your future partner materialized out of nowhere on your wrists. nevertheless, the fact that it could appear more than one name in itself was already strange, unusual even; well, to that you had to add in your case the two curious words that appeared on your skin that day.
"sorbet" and "gelato", it should be an awful joke of fate, one that only sought to laugh at you because, honestly, you couldn't find another reason behind the random names of your supposed soulmates.
who can be called "sorbet" and "ice cream"? and on top of that the second one is in italian? damn, your non-existent luck.
there have always been smiles and laughter when the topic of names on your wrists came up. there wasn't even one damn occasion during your life when, when you told your situation, a laugh escaped those around you.
and, at the moment it did not seem that that was going to change. not when, in that godforsaken bar in naples, the two strangers with whom you were so pleasantly talking for much of the night, couldn't help but laugh when you showed them the brands.
what you didn't expect, much less did you imagine could happen authentically, was the exact moment in which your name came out from the blonde man's lips as if nothing had happened. you didn't even remember having given it to any of them, you didn't even remember knowing them at all, and as if nothing had happened, he spoke as if you were someone very important.
—excuse me, but how do you know my name?
—oh, honey.
with a smile, which you found curiously cute, he rolled up his khaki green shirt to his shoulder and calmly showed you his two wrists.
“sorbet” was written on the right, and… your name was on the left.
without being able to contain yourself, you raised your gaze quickly and observed both men carefully. you couldn't believe that one, you had finally found your soulmates, and two, that name didn't fit either of you.
—because of you i have suffered ridicule throughout my life...
your comment only earned more laughter from both men. on this occasion, the one with black hair extended his hand to you.
—i'm sorbet, it's nice to finally meet you,
—and i'm gelato!
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kattartsblog · 10 months
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Sorbet and Gelato what's your business?
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(This comic originally had a lot more in mind. A terrible case of too many ideas all at once to the point I had to scale it back. I had so much trouble sticking the landing and the process was getting quite frustrating. So this ended up as a 1 panel comic.)
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zepuffer · 2 years
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gay people
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