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fanonical · 11 hours ago
mabel: i want to find love this summer!
dipper: i want to find the mothman!
grunkle stan: i want to find my br-
grunkle stan: i mean, giant bags of money!
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fiddiot · a day ago
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Ford: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Stan: Of course, I can't flip this table by myself.
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gfhunklescalendar · 2 days ago
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Happy "Hang Up Your 2022 Hunkles Calendar" Day!
Hello, everyone!
Time to get those calendars up!
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I also wanted to post a reminder that there are two weeks left to purchase the available digital copies! After December 15, those will be gone for good!
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olliberia · 12 hours ago
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A lot of people hate Ford for not talking to Stan for ten years. But explain to me this, if you had a fight with a person (and it was the fault of this person), while not receiving any apologies, but receiving the phrase "I don't need you. I don't need anyone" (though said out of resentment and emotion) WOULD YOU BE THE FIRST TO TURN TO THIS PERSON FOR RECONCILIATION?
I don’t think so….
I would really like to see a REAL scene where Stan would call Ford to talk/ask for help. Ford has many shortcomings, but "impudence" is not among them.
That's why I'm sure Ford would have helped Stan, too, if he had asked and behaved more adequately (for God's sake, when they met, Ford suffered from Bill's possessions and slept very badly. And even so, he didn't behave as badly as a person in his condition could).
Of course, Ford said some unpleasant things to Stan (to put it mildly), and I don't condone it. But if you remember, even then Stan started the quarrel first.
Stan saw the condition of the house and Ford himself. He saw that Ford looked like a madman. Let's be honest Ford looked much worse than Stan in that scene. If I didn't know the plot and I would have been asked which of the two of them is a homeless, I would have pointed to Ford.
Stan in this scene:
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A normal man of strong build, shaved, with a calm confident look.
Ford in this scene:
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A very paranoid person who opened the door with a CROSSBOW. Disheveled hair, dark circles under his eyes from lack of sleep, unshaven and unkempt. With crazy eyes in which there is obvious fear.
Yes, Ford knew that Stan was a criminal, and Stan knew that Ford was a scientist who received a grant (how they had information about each other to this day is a mystery to me) But it was at that moment that Ford looked like a man who had problems. Deadly problems.
And I don't understand why I see HUNDREDS of articles where all Ford's wrong words are examined under a microscope, but none (I'm serious! I haven't seen any) where would you notice how Stan completely shrugged off his brother's strange behavior.
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I MEAN, SERIOUSLY?!
FORD DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A MAN WITH PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW?! SERIOUSLY STAN?!
Yes! Ford's in trouble! Big problems and it shows. Stan saw it too, but immediately dismissed it as soon as he realized that the conversation was not going the way he wanted. Therefore, it is very strange to hear from him at the same moment that Ford is selfish.
His brother looks like a psycho who escaped from a psychiatric hospital, so why make the situation worse? Why, after Ford's words that Stan did not understand the situation, Stan immediately began to draw attention to himself instead of trying to ask what exactly the problem was?
Sorry, but did Stan really think he had the worst problems in the world? And of course, Ford was to blame for these most terrible problems. Because he "left Stan behind." Do you guys understand that this is an unhealthy codependency? Stan didn't even blame Ford for getting kicked out (I could understand that). No, precisely because the fact that Ford left him ruined his life.
Thus, Stan shifted full responsibility for his actions to another person. It's very convenient, but you can't do that even if this person is your twin. At the same time, the "unfair" Ford accused Stan only of breaking the perpetual motion machine, pushing him into the portal and taking his identity (completely spoiling it). And all these things Stan REALLY did
Yes, almost all of Stan's actions had a reason.....but so are Ford's actions. They just needed a better father who would make them talk to each other. Maybe it would help Ford understand Stan's motives (as with their father's chain)
And do you know what the most offensive thing in this situation is? That I also love Stan very much. Not just Ford. I love this particular pair of twins. But when I see things like this over and over again, my mind starts to find arguments against Stan. If everyone justified Ford exclusively and hated Stan, then the situation would be reversed. I would be Stan's lawyer, but the situation is not reversed. That's why I'm more protective of Ford. Because to say that "Ford is an asshole" is quite common for many, even if they love Ford
Let's just admit that Stan and Ford are both super awesome and both idiots equally. Not "Stan is a little better as a person," but exactly equally.
I just see that most of the fandom thinks that "Stan and Ford are both good, but of course Stan is a little better as a person. And much better as a brother".
How can you be so sure if we saw Ford as the victim most of the time? For which Stan never apologized. He didn't apologize for breaking the perpetual motion machine, didn't apologize for the portal, didn't apologize for anything! And he always pretended that he was never guilty of anything. But Ford immediately repented when Stan got burned because of him and when Stan suffered from the memory gun. Ford admits his mistakes, repents and apologizes for them....
Of course, the fact that Stan didn't apologize doesn't make him bad. And it doesn't make him worse than Ford.
It's just strange to me that Ford's haters, who criticize him because of the twins' relationship, so tactfully forget all Stan's shortcomings. Ford has no less shortcomings. I just don't see the point in writing about them, because EVERYONE writes about it.
And this article is not for expressing hatred for Stan.
NO!
This is just to balance out what people write about Ford. And to show that they are both not perfect, but wonderful ..
I suggest you love them both and enjoy a happy ending for them.
It's never too late
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teenagedevil666 · 11 hours ago
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I love the idea of a Gravity Falls version of 'The why of Fry' episode from Futurama. Like finding out that Stan really didn't accidentally ruin Ford's project but someone else did (maybe time baby or something) so they all go back in time to confront him at the high school but he explains it's for the good of the universe *cough*destroying Bill*cough* so he says this time Stan can choose, so of course he does the right thing even knowing he'll have to ruin his own life. I need someone to write this fic like yesterday.
Time Baby: We had no choice. You were the only one who could help us. What is one life weighed against the entire universe?
Stan: [crying] But it was my life.
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dayamibx · 20 hours ago
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I have no idea who did the Ford cosplay but I would have done the same as all the dippers uwu 💕 (I found the picture in a FB group)
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standforford · 2 days ago
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i know that ford's 12 phds are probably mostly honorary degrees but i also think it would be hilarious if he just started counting any phd he finds out he has in another dimension during the portal years. like "oh i have a phd in this dimension too? another one for the tally"
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"That'll be 99 cents an hour.... No, you're overpriced.... Yeah, I predicted you were gonna hang up!"
☎️NEW PLUSH ☎️
So I had the idea that when I made Caryn that I wanted her to be reading "A Tale of Two Cities" to the boys so I made my own mini copy. I think she turned out really nice and I like the way she looks with the boys.💗
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dokka-mokka · 23 hours ago
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My new sticker: Stanley
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fanonical · 3 days ago
stanford: IF MY BROTHER REJECTS ME FOR DOING WEIRD SCIENCE IN THE BASEMENT I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO A PORTAL
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thegraftedbranch · 2 days ago
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Stanford Pines // Wanderer Above the Sea of Fog
“The impression it leaves is contradictory, suggesting at once mastery over a landscape and the insignificance of the individual within it.” — John Lewis Gaddis, The Landscape of History
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stephreynaart · 3 months ago
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Sea Grunks Intro
Good god, I have been working on this for a while. What originally started out as small storyboard pro practice, ended up becoming an actual project. There was a good amount of time when I wasn’t sure I would finish it, but here it is. I hope you enjoy it!
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gin-juice-tonic · 18 days ago
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i know Ford’s not allowed on planes but i had to do these after seeing the edgeworth one 
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eregyrn-falls-art · 3 months ago
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A Happy 22nd Birthday to Dipper & Mabel!
You can’t really take a selfie with a redwood and expect to capture the scale of the tree, but, it’s the thought that counts!  You can show the scale of the trees by including people in the picture, but the people wind up being very small.  (Thus, a provided detail as well as the full piece!)  I would make a joke about the Pines and pines, but, redwoods are conifers but are *not* actually pines (they’re in the cypress family).
I’ve had redwoods on my mind lately, and of course, they feature prominently in Gravity Falls.  My idea here, though, is that they’re in northern California, hiking around on the trail of some cryptid or ghost or anomaly.  (Actually I know what I meant them to be on the trail of; perhaps I’ll get around to a sequel showing that someday.)
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