#THEM THEM THEM!!

[these-godforsaken-halls]

Suddenly Grian is not standing where he was standing one second ago. He’s slightly to the left, and he’s also sitting down. He startles, hands flailing as though to catch himself. “That woke you up,” Scar says, smug.

“What—? Scar,” Grian starts, but then he’s moved again — about five blocks to the left this time. He jolts, tries to stand up, and realizes he’s sitting in a boat — an invisible boat. 

“This is a neat little trick, you know, Doc taught me this one. It’s like — some kind of glitch with boat placing. All you have to do is — boop!” And then he’s gone again. “Ta-daaa! The Great and Powerful Scar strikes again!”

“Scar,” Grian shouts from twenty-five blocks away, trying very hard to be frustrated, but he is half-laughing. He’s clambering out of the boat as Scar jogs over, making a series of dramatic sound effects, and Grian risks a glance with his Watcher eyes and sees seven more boats in his hotbar — “No, no, no you don’t” — and then Grian’s moved again, and he yelps in shock, much to his embarrassment. 

“Scar, stop it — no! Now is not the time! This is — I’m being serious, Scar,” he protests, but it’s not so believable because he’s full-on giggling now. “Scar!”

“Oh, I’m being serious, too. Very, very serious. In fact, I’m making a business deal. I can sell you the knowledge of how to perform this glitch for” — he pauses to actually count on his stupid fingers — “every diamond you own! How does that sound?”

“Scar.”

“See, I’ve been trying to nail the specifics, but it’s tricky. Doc said that it’s a little bit like ender pearls, but I’m not sure how. And you can’t do it with yourself, only with another player. He also said it works in multiples of five and that you’ll always teleport in the same direction and a whole bunch of boring stuff that I don’t really remember because I didn’t listen — hmm, come to think of it, that’s probably why it’s so tricky to nail the specifics. Maybe I should go back and ask him again —”

God, this man is going to be the death of him. Grian drags a hand down his face, still giggling. “You are so dumb,” he says, “I can’t believe it sometimes. I love you.” He doesn’t really mean for that last bit to slip out, and his breath catches a little when he realizes, but Scar doesn’t seem to notice.

“I am not dumb,” he says, placing a hand on his chest. “Grian! My closest confidante! How could you speak ill of me this way? I simply have a — a spicy attention span!”

“The spiciest,” Grian agrees, nodding, and for a moment Scar’s distraction has worked perfectly, and he forgets everything he was afraid of. There’s only Scar’s face, bright with mirth, and the sun in his hair, and  — and he’s reaching for another boat.

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from quality entertainment (ao3) - i loved this bit so much, wanted to post it separately

#having so much fun writing this #them them them!! #grian #goodtimeswithscar #hermitcraft #desert duo #hermitblr #scarian #<- just in case

[just-an-ari]

times lena tells kara she's her hero and one time kara says it back💕

(last panel is reblogged!)

#my art #supercorp #supercorp sunday #kara zor el #kara danvers #lena luthor #supergirl #sc #kara x lena #supercorp comic #them them them!! #istg this took so long and now i dont wanna for 3 days

[speedane]

Tang Xuan and Q?? Regular pranksters?? More likely than you think!

#jee arts #my art #dislyte #tang xuan dislyte #li ling dislyte #q dislyte #them them them!! #sorry for crappy doodle but I need this out #also this was from Yun Chuan's bounties

[piived]

the samfro brain worms are wriggling again bear with me

#THEM THEM THEM!! #chasing my own tail and chewing on the furniture #i’ll be back to normal in a minute but in the meantime i will be reblogging everything samfro ever made #vee’s void

[vampstel]

HAPPY VALENTINES TO THESE TWO AND THESE TWO ONLY!!

More art of them below the cut:

#꒰ v’s art ꒱ #• character: rei miyazaki #• character: lawrence winters #THEM THEM THEM!! #I love them so much #I was gonna make Vday art of them but I couldnt ;w;

[cyberpawn-arc]

❛ how does it feel to be in love? ❜ from tj and/or shaw >:3c

Various Question Starters

"Well, Shaw, I got a feelin' that both of us know how that feeling feels!" Words are spoken as Vale finds themself shuffling closer in the shared bed between them and Shaw. The lights are on low, dimmest setting to give the two lovers some secrecy while also making it bright enough that they wouldn't be tripping over each other and knocking into every countertop and table and animal in the house if they even attempted to sit up. Thankfully, it appeared that neither Vale or Shaw was going to go anywhere in the next few hours at least.

"For me, it feels like heartburn but in a good way. It starts like butterflies in my stomach and it makes me restless and like I could take on the whole world for you. Then it gets to my chest and it makes my heart race more and more and then it gets to my mouth and I say all kinds of things without thinking because when I'm around you, I don't need to filter myself out and mask." Now nestled under Shaw's arm, both of Vale's arms wrapped around his stomach and pressed their body right against his, the Godzilla patterned boxers all they were wearing.

"And then that's when the stuff goes to my brain! And then I think about you all day! I think about you when I work, when I have a snack, when I want someone to cuddle with and kiss, when I have any open moment, you always find your way into my thoughts. That is what love feels like to me."

#oneiira #THEM THEM THEM!!

[bokkerijder]

pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc

against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"

#rambles '24 #ok to reblog btw #all my posts are ok to reblog #if not i would make them unrebloggable lmao #edit: i am a fool #i said that thinking this would maybe get 5 notes or something #and now we're here lol

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

#art #i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more #do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original #or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them #or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave #you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.

[sirompp]

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

#me tag🍭 #i might make more if anyone asks for them #EDIT: no im not lol #aro #aromantic #aroallo #alloaro #aroace #aromantic asexual #ace #asexual #<-WOWIE!! thats a lot of tags!!!

[theredtours]

why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

#they're transparent and i'll post them when I am finished. #I won't even tag them because everyone should have them #boop #text

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

#pink posts #i saw a tweet that was like “i see other people's art” --> i get discouraged #i understand that seeing art that is prettier than yours can be discouraging but why not twist that a bit? #why does it look prettier to you? is it the colors #is it the textures they used? the brushes? #study them and try to put your spin on it #and maybe you'll find your art beautiful as well

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

#i often wonder about how many things would be considered classic or high art had they only received the marketing #how many short films that were made for class could have been the most powerful thing you'd ever seen? if you'd seen them? #“you know the greatest films of all time were never made” etc etc #but like. these works of art ARE being made. it's just enjoyed by a smaller audience with equal impact though #i think about this one furry i used to follow on insta who had the coolest worldbuilding ever. it's been years. #thought prompted by that sketch of nimona from ten years ago that was just for a character design #posted to the creator's tumblr and now it's nominated for best animated feature film at the oscars #and by the genuine emotional reaction a fan comic made me feel. how much work had gone into it. how beautiful it was to me. #idk what to tag this but i hope whoever needs to hear it does #writing #writer #fandom #fandom culture #artist

[navysealt4t]

60k mentally unwell jay ferin. i want her

#and they’re literally in my STATE #:( i wana adopt them so bad #cats #petfinder

[titleofpersonage-p01]

#palestine #free palestine #israel #israel is committing genocide #i understand both sides of the argument in the comments #but the fact that this can even be some what believable is concerning in itself #always remember that an “us vs them” narrative is dangerous #we cannot deny that innocent lives are being slaughtered #i just want this war to be over #but thats not something thats going to be easily done

[brightlotusmoon]

#humans are a fun species #good for them #master splinter would approve #for the city #humans will always make gods out of the absurd