In response to your Nathaniel WandaVision AU, I suggest an AU where the reasons why the show keeps changing and assasinating characters and making everyone support Adrinette is because Marinette in control of the narrative, and has the town of Paris under her spell. That's why the Science Kids and some of the Akuma Class get little to no screentime, it's why everyone now blindly supports her getting together with Adrien.
Adrien: Hey, Nath? Do you notice anything… Off?
Nathaniel: *Sketching Adrinette scenes* Nope! Everything’s fine here. Oh, and if you see Marc, tell him our date is cancelled because we’re spending the day helping you and Marinette with your more important date.
Adrien: … Uh… Thanks? *Rests his hand on Nathaniel’s shoulder, and he takes a sharp inhale*
Nathaniel: … Where am I? What day is it?! *Looks at his sketchbook* What the fuck am I drawing?!
Adrien: Nath, are you alright?
Nathaniel: … Since when did you start calling me that?! O-only Alix and Marc call me that! We never even hang out!
Adrien: What are you talking about? You and Marc have been helping me with dates for Marinette-
Nathaniel: What?! Dude, that’s- NO! Why would we ever help her get together with you?! She’s a creep!
Adrien: But didn’t you have a crush on her?
Nathaniel: That was before Alix helped me realize she’s nuts!… Where is Alix?
Adrien: You don’t know? Nath, she’s been gone for… For weeks, now.
Nathaniel: … What month is it?
Adrien: It’s May.
Nathaniel: No… No, I-it was February- Wait! No… No, I-it was October, and- Oh, God. I-I was with Marc and the others after Miracle Queen, and, uh-
Adrien: I really think you should calm down-
Nathaniel: Don’t tell me to calm down! I’m sitting here drawing cringe romance scenes between you and Marinette, Alix is gone, and I can’t remember a single thing after Chloé got Akumatized again!
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Adrien: There’s no way any of what he said is true. Marinette’s not a stalker… *While he’s walking, he bumps into Denise* Oh! Sorry!
*Instead of saying anything, Denise just smiles and goes back to silently talking to Simon*
Adrien: Uh… Hello? *Remembering earlier, he places his hand on Denise and Simon’s shoulders, and they have the same reaction as Nathaniel*
Simon: What the bloody fuck just happened?!
Denise: I-I’m okay. I’m alive. We’re alive! We’re alive, right?! This isn’t hell?!
Adrien: What do you mean?
Simon: … You can hear us? *Adrien nods* H-he can hear us! It’s a fucking miracle! He can hear us! We haven’t been able to talk in forever!
Denise: You never talked to or interacted with us; we thought we were dead, or something! What about the others?! Are they alright?!
Adrien: Who?
Simon: Reshma, Aurore, Mireille, Ismael, everyone!
Adrien: Who’s Reshma? What are your names?
Simon: … You seriously don’t remember? C-come on! I taught you all those cheat codes in your video games!
Denise: I literally carried you to safety when an Akuma was after you! How do you not remember?!
Adrien: I-I just don’t; I’m sorry.
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Max: *After getting de-canoned* So… You’re telling me that there’s some sort of interference in our universe that has kept us and our friends stuck on sort of this pause effect for months, and when you interact with us, we “wake up?”
Adrien: That’s what I’m saying.
Max: Well, Adrien… I believe you, and… *Whispers* I’m secretly freaking the hell out, but I don’t want to alarm anyone.
Adrien: Oh… You don’t want anyone alarmed.
Cosette: *Running past them screaming* WHAT FUCKING DAY IS THIS?! WHEN DID I GET A GIRLFRIEND?!
Zoé: *Running and screaming* WHAT AM I DOING HERE?! THIS ISN’T NEW YORK!
Kim: *Screaming and bashing his fists against the wall* WHY! AM! I! SUDDENLY! A JERK?!
Adrien: … Yeah, anyway! Can you help me?
Max: I suppose the first step is to find the cause, but- I am a sore loser who cannot handle losing to a girl, Marinette is the best at video games, and I suck, I never deserved to go to the championship.
Adrien: What? Max, why are you-
Marinette: Adrien! There you are! Come on, or we’re gonna be late for our date. Hi, Max.
Max: Hello, my video game superior. I would challenge you to a game of Ultra Mecha Strike, but that would be pointless. So, I will spend my valuable time coming up with several clothing combinations Adrien will love on you.
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