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astoldbychae · 8 months

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The Bold Facts Tag... Pt. II

This one's for you Glooms @thegloomiestwhim 💛

Carmelo "Melo" Hollingsworth

[ PERSONAL]

$ Financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty

✚ Medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged / non applicable

✪ Class or Caste: upper / middle / working / unsure / other

✔ Education: qualified (EMT/Paramedic) / unqualified / studying / other

✖ Criminal Record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no / has committed crimes, but not caught yet / yes, but charges were dismissed

[ FAMILY]

◒ Children: has children (2 girls and currently another bun in the oven) / has no children / wants (more) children

◑ Relationship with Family: close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased

◔ Affiliation: orphaned / adopted (by his birth mom's sister) / disowned / raised by birth parents / not applicable

[ TRAITS + TENDENCIES]

♦ extroverted / introverted / in between

♦ disorganized / organized / in between

♦ close minded / open-minded / in between

♦ calm / anxious / in between

♦ disagreeable / agreeable / in between

♦ cautious / reckless / in between

♦ patient / impatient / in between

♦ outspoken / reserved / in between

♦ leader / follower / in between (mostly leads but will follow if you've proven yourself & he trusts your judgement)

♦ empathetic / vicious bastard / in between

♦ optimistic / pessimistic / in between

♦ traditional / modern / in between

♦ hard-working / lazy / in between

♦ cultured / uncultured / in between

♦ loyal / disloyal / unknown

♦ faithful (currently) / unfaithful (he was a menace during his early 20's) / unknown

[ BELIEFS]

★ Faith: monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic

☆ Belief in Ghosts or Spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

✮ Belief in an Afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

✯ Belief in Reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

❃ Belief in Aliens: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

✧ Religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious

❀ Philosophical: yes / no

[ SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION ]

❤ Sexuality: heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual

❥ Sex: sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favorable / naive and clueless

♥ Romance: romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable /naive and clueless / romance suspicious

❣ Sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious

⚧ Potential Sexual Partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

⚧ Potential Romantic Partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

[ ABILITIES ]

☠ Combat Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

≡ Literacy Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✍ Artistic Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✂ Technical Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

[ HABITS ]

☕ Drinking Alcohol: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently (Daddy loves a good ice cold Corona with a lime after a long stressful week) / Alcoholic

☁ Smoking: tried it / trying to quit / quit / never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / Chain-smoker

✿ Recreational Drugs: tried it / never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / addict

✌ Medicinal Drugs: never / no longer needs medication / some medication needed (good ol' hereditary high blood pressure) / frequently / to excess

☻ Unhealthy Food: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / binge eater

$ Splurge Spending: never / sometimes / frequently / shopaholic (when I tell you he spoils "his girls" (his children & significant other)...this man SPOILS his girls)

♣ Gambling: never / rarely (will bet on pro-basketball games or shooting dice during the family cookouts if he's feeling lucky) / sometimes / frequently / compulsive gambler

#The Shirtless Hottie #tall drink of caramel milkshake #a DILF indeed #caught his ass at the gym and I interrupted his workout for this #he'll be alright #he went in on the punching bag IMMEDIATELY after #probably still mad that his life is still paused #i'm justa girl tryna build her worlds #imma get him the damn tree house soon #oc: carmelo hollingsworth

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loveinstreams · 5 months

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david tennant playing two nonbinary characters on screen in 2023 god bless

#top dilf of the year indeed #david tennant #doctor who #dr who #dw #good omens #crowley

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thekingofspin · 3 months

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I have not stopped thinking about the comment on one of my posts that season 8 of dr who is just a whole season of the 12th doctor being pissy about twink death and that is way too funny to me

#but yk what comes after twink death? dilf birth.#and a dilf was indeed born #peter capaldi 😍😍#if you wrote that comment i would just like you to know this has consumed my every waking thought for 3 whole days #dr who #doctor who #12th doctor #peter capaldi #the doctor #clara oswald #whouffaldi #11th doctor #matt smith #twink death

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mmmairon · 2 years

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master diluc sits down and manspreads on the only chair in the room and gives you this look, wyd? 🤔

Print available

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synintheraven · 6 months

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Two more gifs I did for ✨educational purposes✨

#I mean I was indeed practicing my gif-ing skills #could've chosen absolutely any other scene tho #but I can't look away from my handsome husband Sihtric and his tongue 😏#what a dilf #anyway #daddy sihtric #sihtric #sihtric kjartansson #my gifs #sihtric gifs

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muppetjohntavares · 3 months

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Wasn't paying attention for a while there because uh- hi- uh- da-

(gif credit goes to @torontoicehounds <3 )

#leafs lb #john tavares #he is sooooooo. rise up dilf nation indeed we are eating GOOD tonight

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h0estar · 1 year

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HE LOOKS SO HAPPY I'M SO

#HE CALLED YUKINE DOGGY I'M NOT OKAY #THAT IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER #HE IS THE CUTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!#he is baby boy!!! baby boy indeed!!#THE WAY HE JUS LOOKS SO HAPPY I'M GONNA CRY WE NEEDED THIS FR #he looks so cute aaahhhh #i want to keep him in my pocket :(#THANK U ADATCHITOKA #THE WAY HE IS HOLDING SEKKI W A VERY EXCITED LOOK ON HIS FACE BRB LET ME JUST #*WAILS*#baby yato n wolfkine carried the chapter fr #and ofc our best dilf daikoku 🫶#noragami #noragami spoilers #noragami 105 #BABY YATO IS LITERALLY THE 😃 EMOJI HELP

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nc-vb · 1 month

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Chilchuck… is a divorced father of three?

#a technical dilf???#im learning so much about him this fine Saturday morning #this is… this is news; this is—#something im shoving into my back pocket #I will keep this all in mind… indeed…#✦ misc.#chilchuck

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jakexneytiri · 11 months

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…………sam’s gonna be 55 when the final avatar film is released

#oh my god #dilf indeed #sam worthington #dilf sam worthington #dilf!sam worthington

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torgawl · 5 months

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still on the topic of the leaks, i saw someone on twitter say yuuji might have swapped souls with kusakabe here and that actually makes sense?!

yuuji is like a cursed object and steeped in sukuna's ce and we know from gojo that receiving attacks from your own ce seems to deal less damage so it might just be that yuuji is resistant or at least partial to less damage than anyone else when it comes to cleave and dismantle.

no idea how soul swapping actually works and if the idea "the body is the soul" still applies or if, independently of yuuji being in there (if he is), kusakabe's body and technique would still be kusakabe's regardless - which would mean this can't apply - but it's still an interesting thought. and it would explain kusakabe's sudden heroic antics (if this is true i should've known!!!)

#like i hope i didn't waste a compliment on this man for nothing 😂#but jumping in to protect others is indeed very yuuji and not so much the narrator wannabe's usual demeanor shsjsh #can yuuji even swap souls just like that?#i wanna know details about how this works so bad #i want to know what's on yuki's research too #or maybe kusakabe really just decided to be productive and a dilf lover maybe he does want to be higuruma's knight in shinning armor #who knows maybe the real jujutsu kaisen is the yaoi we find all along #i hate feeling like my pettiness for kusakabe is unjustified though please let him continue to be cringefail to protect my ego 😂#jjk leaks #i love when the fandom makes a bunch of theories i'm having the time of my life with jjk manga i swear

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link-sans-specs · 2 months

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