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dudeyjench · 10 days
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“My… wonderful. absolutely reckless. unhinged. violent. wild. untameable. Bad. Kids” — the collective and simultaneous sob of hundreds of thousands of dropout subscribers quakes the earth — “Did we get that one? Great.”
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“average elmville high school has 3 faculty members die a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average elmville high school has 0 faculty members die per year. Aguefort Adventuring Academy, who killed 8 faculty members in three years, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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linposter · 8 days
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"Say hi intrepid heroes!" (wip)
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embraceweird · 3 months
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I love that all the teachers at Aguefort have names that sound like they came directly from a random D&D name generator
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alfredo-zauce · 3 months
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I want an "Oops! All Bards" campaign of the Bard Dance Class at Aguefort Adventuring Academy featuring Terpsichore Skullcleaver and Mazey Phaedra
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alloutofgoddesses · 2 months
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The Aguefort Adventuring Academy School Schedule
If you saw this post, I decided to actually figure it out, so here it is!
DISCLAIMER:  This is just for fun, I just wanted to see if I could make some sense of this Dungeons and Dragons high school, and I figured it would be helpful to share if you were also curious, or want to write a fanfiction, or want to run a game like Fantasy High, or whatever. Any part of this can be changed to fit your needs. Okay thanks disclaimer over byeeeee <3
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If you want to see explantions for anything go ahead and go to this google doc!
The Bad Kids' Class Schedules under the cut!
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Any other questions, feel free to ask!
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figscigfigs · 2 months
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my favorite moments from episode 10 of fantasy high junior year!!:
adaine and aelwyn bonding over aelwyn working for the bad guy again (at least when you were being evil you were doing things that were interesting and cool)
adaine’s pure hatred of cornlilac cottoncunt (“and she’s stupid as well!! this is great!! she doesn’t know how to use google!”)
“you keep my name out of your mouth”
“but november (if that’s what month it is) is our month!”
jace’s truly INSANE announcement that began with “we’re having a rough one!” and just continued on down that path the whole time
“who’s asking” “your mom”
gorgug NEEDS business class (or more)
“do you have to go so soon??”
naked (with sports bra) is so lesbian, i love
“i just feel like we should all be a little bit closer” says the girl who kissed everyone she’s talking to like 3 weeks into knowing them and is currently standing in front of her adventuring party in a sports bra and g-string
aguefort’s email bit might actually turn the school into a democracy
just the parallels between in season one, gorgug and zelda and in this most recent episode mazey and fabian make me wanna rip my hair out
"they famously hate you guys" "how can they famously do anything if they re not famous" "jealousy surrounds me"
“you could be on the complicated women podcast” said after doing a full investigation to find out that there are like seven fiendish things going on with fig right now
if you met that man, you would know it’s comedy of errors how he became a god”
wanda childa.
not anything that fabian had going on this episode. i don’t even really want to talk about it you’re telling me he got a massive neck tattoo and no one even went to the appointment with him?!?!?!?!?
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I tried writing the 300 word essay in 5 mins. Brennan truly I think this was impossible, my hand was cramping SO bad please excuse my handwriting
Also you can see my mind and hand slipping away from my control as I tried desperately to come up with words. Honestly impressed how put together Lou’s essay was thematically
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mrcsjones · 1 year
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Bad Kids vs The Nightmare King
2020.
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jadeinretrogrde · 17 days
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well as long as they're allowed to jump on the desks I don't see how there will be any issues
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thecoddaughter · 2 months
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Okay. Who is running the school now? Grix is dead. The identify spell mention something about a super attendant. Who decided that clerics were moved to pass fail? Why aren’t their more teachers for each class? Like one person can’t be teaching multiple grade levels at once. This isn’t little house on the prairie. What Gorgug is doing makes it seem like the school is fully functioning as independent studies/work periods where the teacher only monitors (but artificer seems like Tech Ed so that tracks). but for Adaine it seems like proper lecture style class. I want Brennan to explain how the school functions cause I’m a teacher and I am genuinely so confused and curious. What is the middle school like? Is it proper schooling like here in the states? Is it pre-rec for adventuring stuff? BLEEM I NEED TO KNOW! PLEASE!!!!!!!
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some aguefort adventures with the bad kids (actual pics under the cut)
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taglist: @leelovessharks @dapper-nahrwhale @genuine-possum @disdoorted-crows @thedragonemperess @depressedtransguy @blueskiesandstarrynights @joshkiszkashusband (lemme know if u want to be added or removed)
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everywishway · 5 months
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Aguefort Adventuring Academy Headcanons
Specifically how I think the school runs/how the day and classes are structured, etc. Kinda had this rattling around my skull for a few weeks now and wanted to put it on paper (or online in this case)
The school runs on an A-B day schedule with Mondays and Thursdays being A-days and Tuesdays and Fridays being B-days.
Wednesdays have mandatory attendance but are used as a general "study" day where you can go to specific professors for help or outdoor practice/field days for students to work on technique in the courtyard or any available space
Originally the school was open 7 days a week because Arthur Aguefort didn't know the meaning of boundaries or breaks when it came to the pursuit of knowledge (or really at all) and it wore out the students and professors
Goldenhoard later fixed this because he didn't want to deal with brats kids every day and fixed it with Tectonya Karkivnya behind Aguefort's back and he didn't notice for like five years
The day is 7ish hours with five 70-minute classes a day and an hour lunch where students are free to leave the school grounds to grab nearby food
Your first two years at aguefort have mandatory math/science/common (english)/history/foreign language classes you'd have to take at a standard school (added by Tectonya)
But then you have like, five class spots to fill relating to your "Class" (like Bard, Fighter, Wizard, etc) plus electives if you have the schedule space.
The math/science/core classes are all practical education they would need for building houses or needing to check the velocity for stunts or the angle of an arrow, stuff you actually need in day-to-day life
Tectonya needs these students to be functional members of society, they can't all be Arthur clones of mass destruction
Starting your junior year tho, you can take advanced core classes as electives but most of your time will be magical/practical experience for adventuring and elective classes
All teachers are Aguefort Allumni and former adventurers. Math teacher needs to have experience with those arrows and Biology teacher is a druid who's been teaching anatomy for years and enjoys it so much
The one exception is Gilear, who is literally the only "normal" guy at the damn school and is regularly at the nurse for a revivify because he accidently got slammed into a locker in the hall by a freshman barbarian having a shitty day
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hornedleopard · 5 months
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Realizing that Jaysohn is basically the complete opposite of Adaine. Adaine was bookish, had massive anxiety, and wasn’t incredibly athletic. Jaysohn is very athletic (if you know the ending you know), quite literally fearless, and oh so dumb. She pulled it off so well. It’s amazing watching her play Adaine and genuinely seem to embody that anxiety, then play Jaysohn and just be a goofy gremlin the entire time.
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countv0ncunt · 1 month
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put that tongue away!!!
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alfredo-zauce · 4 months
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If Arthur Aguefort yeeted and replaced a god then we can reasonably call his interventions Aguefort ex Machina.
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