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jaskiersvalley · 1 year

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Modern day Lambert would be a flat earther just to be contrary. He and Aiden have passionate arguments about it, leading to passionate "sword fights".

Geralt used to be a flat earther until he told Eskel there are flat earthers all over the globe and realised what he'd said.

By contrast, Eskel just doesn't care whether the earth is flat or round.

Cahir is a die-hard flat earther. He even manages to convince Jaskier.

#geralt of rivia #eskel #lambert #jaskier #aiden #cahir mawr dyffryn aep ceallach #the witcher #tldr: flat earth theorists and opponents

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jay-arts-t · 1 year

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Making Witcher character stickers for Redbubble, mostly the twn design (save for lambert since his twn design is pretty well liked from my understanding so he’ll have 2 versions)

I am in pain and agony but they’re all turning out really cute so I’m winning

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geraskierficrecs · 11 months

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An Offer You Can’t Refuse Update!

New chapter here.

Teaser:

Jaskier stared at the blank screen and tried to swallow down the bile rising in his throat.

It had been years since anyone had called him by his name. He closed his eyes and fought through the grief and instinctive panic at the reminder of the last night he’d been Julian.

It’s better this way, Julian.

Cahir had sounded almost fond even with the blood dripping from the tips of his claws. Jaskier could still see the reflection of the flames in his eyes.

That boy had deserved to die, he thought now. He’d been a spoiled brat. Weakened by the belief that his world could never be toppled or changed. Julian would never have survived the world outside of his pack. Likely, he would have turned into one of the obnoxious, self-absorbed pricks like the Slater boy.

“What did Geralt say?” Aiden asked, coming up behind him to drop a cup of coffee onto the table beside him. When Jaskier gave him a curious look, the wolf shrugged. “I stole it from the counter because the lady who bought them was rude to another customer.”

Jaskier nodded and took a slow sip to avoid answering immediately. “He doesn’t believe me.”

There was no way to hide the hurt the simple statement caused.

“Did he…say anything about Lambert?” Aiden asked, aiming for casual and missing by a mile.

“No. He didn’t say much.”

Everything you told me was a lie.

“We could try again. Maybe Eskel or Lambert could–”

“No,” Jaskier said, shaking his head and taking a deep breath. “We focus on the plan. Nilfgaard has to burn.”

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continentcakeshop · 1 year

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Reverse casting time!!!! Cakeshop peeps as Witcher characters. Go!!!

ALRIGHT I spent like 2 hours on this and the shenanigans that happened with everyone laughing and helping out... BUT ITS LONG. So it's behind a cut. It's not complete, because oh man I gotta go do errands, but we did our best!

@on-a-lucky-tide is immediately our Eskel @hungarianbee as Erland @lookoutrogue is Coen @major-trouble is the best Valdo ever but countered with @sometimesiwrite as Essi (she LIVES THO) @trickstermoose67 is Ciri ... but @so--many-fandoms is Baby Ciri (from W3, with the freckles) @jayofolympus is Serrit @frenchkey is Auckes @tumbleweedtech I'm claiming Keldar thanks @angry-cajun-lady is Gaetan @lohrendrell is Ivo @thirstyforred is Jacques de Aldersberg @stellecraft is Nenneke @round--robin is Arnaghad @piranhaincaps is Gezras @greenbirddraws is Letho @anonymousblueberry is Ves @cylin-aka-ankamo is Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy @liaonyxrayne is Dettlaff @jlyarts is Kiyan @justhereforeskel is Lil' Bleater @justleaf is Iorveth @zzzett is Isengrim @whysowlowl is Philippa @heyriel-art is Vesemir @eyesofshinigami is Shani @lokibus is Geralt (complete with horse pics) @straysinfiltrator is Meve @iboughtaplant is Gascon (she has the BEST boy) @pressedinthepages is Angoulême @jaskiersvalley is Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach obscure potato is Reynard @Towelapocalyse is Aiden @andtosatvrn is Ivar @disaster-imp is Lambert @resident-beekeeper is the beekeeper that Regis thinks is a werewolf? sdorim is an npc who wrote punny letters to Geralt @winter-fir is a farmer NPC. Her rakes are not broken, and if you press X you get an 🍎 And who you've probably been waiting for? @skaldingrayne would be Jaskier.

#cakeshop shenanigans #ridiculously long taglist

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ao3feed-witcher-dddne · 9 months

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by Graymuse42

“White Wolf,” the man rasped as the Witchers stopped just before the table, “I have come to re-” he broke off in a cough, a painful sound that had Triss already out of her seat, hesitating just to the side of the man, ready to help when permitted. “To request asylum,” he continued, pushing off from the guards helping him and sinking to his knees, though whether in submission or pain, Geralt couldn’t be sure. “My name is Julian Alfred Pankratz,” he continued haltingly, struggling to get the words out, “I request sanctuary from Redania and Nilfgaard…” he stopped talking, swaying where he knelt, and Geralt hastily glanced to Eskel for advice.

Or: Geralt's the Warlord, and some random noble (Jaskier) comes walking in, badly injured, before collapsing in the main hall and leaving a FUCK ton of questions in his wake.

Words: 24976, Chapters: 18/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of All hell and its fire waits for us

Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage

Categories: M/M, Multi

Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Eskel (The Witcher), Aiden (The Witcher), Lambert (The Witcher), Vesemir (The Witcher), Triss Merigold, Gweld (The Witcher), Witcher Aubry (The Witcher), Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Vizimir II (The Witcher), Sigismund Dijkstra, Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach, Jaskier | Dandelion's Mother, Jaskier | Dandelion's Father, Priscilla (The Witcher)

Additional Tags: Work In Progress, Temporary Amnesia, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Underage Rape/Non-con, Past Rape/Non-con, Past Character Death, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Slow Burn, Whipping, Torture, Aftermath of Torture, Permanent Injury, Angst with a Happy Ending, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Inspired by The Accidental Warlord and His Pack Series - inexplicifics, Haunting, Ghosts, Enemies to Lovers, Friends to Lovers, Established Relationship

#updated #fanfic #the witcher dead dove

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thedovecollector · 1 year

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The Collector’s Kink List

This is not comprehensive, and will likely change multiple times. And, as usual, Your Kink Is Not My Kink (and that’s okay)

I also, at this time, exclusively write for The Witcher.

Hell Yes: Beastiality (dogs/wolves), con noncon, dubcon, incest, grooming, daddy kink, AOB, knotting, breeding kink, age gap, small cocks, mpreg

Alright: Omorashi/piss kink, non-con (non-violent), beastiality (not dogs/wolves), RPF, monster-fucking - harkness and non-harkness passing, feminization (forced or otherwise), masculinization (forced or otherwise), virginity kink, necrophilia, cockwarming, public sex, pet play, cum inflation, stuffing, eating disorders

Meh: Non-con (violent), blood and gore, cheating, humiliation, sex pollen

No thanks: Spanking, vomit, little space, lactation

Fuck No: Somno, scat, spitting, hanahaki, choking

Yes, I take prompts! Yes, it might take me a while to write them! This is my secondary account. I focus mainly on non-doves right now, just cause that’s where my muses are.

Characters I love to write for: Geralt, Jaskier and/or Dandelion, Aiden, Eskel

Characters I will write: Yennefer, Ciri, Triss

Characters I don’t care for: Lambert

Character I will Not write: Vesemir, Emhyr

Characters I just don’t know/uncategorized: Fringilla, Cahir, lots and lots of game characters

Favorite ships: Geralt/Jaskier, Geralt/Eskel, Jaskier/Aiden, Jaskier/Eskel, Jaskier/Lambert, Jaskier/Yennefer, Jaskier/Ciri, Jaskier/Jaskier, Geralt/Ciri

Not for me ships: Geralt/Yennefer, Geralt/Triss, Eskel/Triss, Eskel/Lambert

Any ship that includes Jaskier includes Dandelion as well, though I write them differently.

#the collector speaks #DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT

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thisstupidrock · 1 year

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I posted 16 times in 2022

That's 8 more posts than 2021!

16 posts created (100%)

0 posts reblogged (0%)

I tagged 16 of my posts in 2022

#the witcher - 10 posts

#wip wednesday - 7 posts

#the witcher aiden - 6 posts

#the witcher netflix - 6 posts

#jaskier dandelion - 5 posts

#the witcher jaskier - 5 posts

#the witcher lambert - 5 posts

#cat witcher aiden - 4 posts

#the witcher fanart - 4 posts

#aiden x lambert - 4 posts

Longest Tag: 43 characters

#the witcher cahir mawr dyffryn aep ceallach

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Wip - Jaskier and Eskel

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#4

See the full post

135 notes - Posted March 28, 2022

#3

Gentle affection- Aiden and Lambert

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“What’re you-!?”

“It’s called affection”

“Disgusting……do it again”

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#2

What could have been….

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AAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhaaaaaAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

556 notes - Posted January 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Sleepy Bard - Eskel and Jaskier

654 notes - Posted June 1, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review

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witcherbigbang · 2 years

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Steal Your Breath

Author: JaskiersValley

Artist: theoutspokenrodent

Rating: E

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Word Count: 20,737

Pairings: Aiden/Cahir/Eskel/Lambert, Geralt/Jaskier

Tags: Professional Mermen, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Disabled Character, Wheelchairs, Get Together, Disabled Cahir,Blow Jobs

Summary:

What do you call a group of professional mermen? If anyone asked Lambert, he'd answer it's an orgy. Or, more specifically, a foursome because that's what he ended up getting out of it while Geralt learned to leave his tail behind in favour of two legs and a boyfriend.

Link to Fic | Link to Art

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jaskierswolf · 2 years

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Last one ;) Modern AU Cahir has always been very serious. He is at a small town market when he sees a stall selling warm, fuzzy hats with animal ears. It's tempting, especially when there's a seriously cute guy manning the stall. But he's too grown up and adult to buy a knitted hat with animal ears. Then another guy returns to the stall with hot dogs, also wearing a silly hat. Judging by their conversation, they're called Lambert and Aiden. Cahir is about to move on and forcefully forget the hats and the lovely couple but there's a solid, warm wall behind him that talks, "You can go touch you know. They're softer than they look. And the hats are nice too. Nice to meet you, I'm Eskel."

awww look at them! WItchers and their Nilfgaardian! Very soft and lovely and fluffy! @jaskiersvalley you spoil me love! 🥰

#the witcher #cahir mawr dyffryn aep ceallach #aiden #lambert #eskel

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all-hail-the-witcher · 3 years

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I’m new to watching Witcher I’d appreciate out of context character description for the Witcher! (So far it’s only Geralt the tiddy man)

special thanks to @kuripon @funkylittlebard and @dapandapod for the helps

geralt: brooding ass man

jaskier: donkey who left his cat on the stove

yennefer: sexy but insane witch

ciri: rip ur eardrums

lambert: snarky angy boi

aiden: Not Dead Cat Man

eskel: tiddy man

renfri: angry pretty girl

vesemir: Dad

stregobor: no beta we die like stregobor fucking should have

triss: nice healing lady

tissaia: sugar mommy

calanthe: nice armor lady with tragic racist flaw

dara: cinnamon roll my beloved

pavetta: screamy bride

cahir: netflix does not equal book

istredd: backstabbing bastard

doppler: ass man two, steal your face bugaloo

fringilla: taboo? what taboo??

roach: best girl

sabrina: tiddy lady

duny: spiky man

mousesack: not impressed by the sad silk trader

chiredean: friendzoned

borch: there's a surprise inside

tea and vea: Not Impressed™

eist: probably gets pegged

filavandrel: luteless and landless

marilka: wants to be a witcher

valdo marx: did not die of apoplexy

djinn: djinny djinn djinn

countess de stael: heartless

geralts sword: having a good time

vilgefortz: magicy stab stab

lil bleater: precious troublemaker baby

filavandrel’s lute: tossing coins to witchers

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bounce-a-coin-off-your-witcher · 4 years

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Witcher Characters as Shit I’ve Heard Customers Say pt. 2

Geralt: Wait just a goddamned second! You can take horseback riding lessons at this university!? For credit!? And I haven’t even signed up yet!? Fuck!

Yennefer: Yeah, no. I’m not going to another frat party, not even if it’s Super Smash Bros themed.

Ciri: (knocking on the countertop politely) Hello Ma’am, can you please tell me where you keep the bears that make the toilet paper? I have questions for them.

Jaskier: Have you ever considered, you know, talking to a therapist? Or weed, if therapy is too expensive? I know good therapists and I know good weed, I can help you.

Fanon!Aiden: All my friends are bitches and that’s fine with me; makes me seem nicer, you know?

Lambert: I’ll die in the soup aisle of my local [REDACTED] and that’s fine. Put my obituary on one of the labels: Here lies some asshole who really wanted soup.

Eskel: Do I have siblings? Yes. Do I pretend not to know them in public? Also yes.

Triss: No amount of flirting or free drinks will ever convince me to sleep with someone named Harold.

Renfri: Check out my sweet moves! (tries to do the moonwalk, slips, falls on her ass in the produce dept.) Sick, right?

Dara: I just... (heavy sighing) I just don’t want such a chaotic narrative arc, you know? let me be a side character. Let me Vibe in peace.

Cahir: No matter what I do, no matter how I try, I cannot convince myself that a live action Disney movie about rats would be a bad idea.

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jaskiersvalley · 3 years

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Cookie Cutter Boyfriends

The bakery wasn't new to the area but Jaskier was constantly surprised by the variety of people who came and went. There were a couple of regulars but fewer than he'd anticipated. Some people he wished would come back, others he was glad to see go. However, the two beefcakes that just walked in, Jaskier prayed to any listening deity that they would be back repeatedly.

"What can I get you gents?" Jaskier asked with his most winning smile.

Eyes like molten honey scanned the selection and Jaskier wanted to tuck the strands of white hair behind the man's ear to see his face better.

"Cookies. The personalised ones."

"A fine choice," Jaskier trilled and pulled the tray out. "I can put any name or message on there for you. Even a phone number, if you want to give it to a special someone."

So maybe Jaskier was flirting and hoping for a number from the man for himself. But it seemed to fall on deaf ears.

"Write Eskel on one," the man said, carefully spelling out the name while the other smiled at him indulgently. It had Jaskier's heart fluttering at the sweetness.

"And what shall I put on yours?"

"You should put a heart on either side of Geralt's name," Eskel piped up with a snicker. He got an elbow in the ribs for it but didn't seem to mind.

Obliging, Jaskier did as told, curling the most perfect hearts he could onto the cookie. Done, he popped them in a box and put them on the counter by the till. "Anything else I can do for you today? Does your, uh, friend want anything?"

Geralt's eyes widened before saying, "He's my boyfriend."

Of course he was, the two looked beautiful together and Jaskier sighed internally. However, he couldn't help but note the look horror on Eskel's face. Hopefully he hadn't accidentally helped Geralt out himself and his boyfriend when they were trying to keep things a secret.

"Well, good for you both!" Jaskier mustered up a smile and nodded at the small rainbow flags by the till. "I sometimes do flag cookies if the mood strikes. Usually on a Friday."

The transaction was processed in silence and at speeds. Jaskier could only watch as the two bundled out of his bakery and, as soon as the door closed behind them, Eskel was asking Geralt something, face torn between despair and entertainment. If Jaskier could trust his lip reading, he could have sworn Geralt had said something along the lines of "I panicked, okay?".

Somehow, Geralt and Eskel became semi-regulars. They didn't pop in on a specific day each week but they were bound to appear either independently or with each other. Each time they did, Jaskier watched them with heart eyes. Eskel was broad, almost apologetically large but kind and gentle. He was quite the sight to behold but Jaskier had an even softer spot for Geralt who really looked like he needed to relax. So, whenever he came by alone, Jaskier slipped an extra cookie in his bag or asked him to be a taster for a newer cupcake flavour.

It was all going well until Geralt came into the bakery with someone new. Another well-built, handsome man but with a sharp edge to his energy. He made a beeline for the display case by the till.

"Please don't knock on the glass, it scares the muffins," Jaskier said by way of greeting and got a bark of a laugh.

"I'll be careful, don't you worry. It's Geralt you need to keep an eye on."

Which Jaskier diligently was. Well, he was checking out Geralt's backside. Tearing his gaze away, he cleared his throat.

"I'm glad Geralt has brought a friend along today."

"Friend?" The man stood up straight with a hand over his heart. "Geralt, what have you been telling people? I'm his boyfriend!"

Which just didn't compute. Geralt had called Eskel his boyfriend. The mild panic of figuring it out was interrupted by a low growl of "Lambert" that was both a threat and fond exasperation.

"What might people think?" Lambert cried out dramatically. "Are you ashamed of our love?"

A hand clamped on the back of Lambert's neck and Geralt stood next to him, not letting go. "Jaskier, a couple of dark chocolate and ginger cookies please and a tray of lemon muffins."

Hastily putting everything in boxes, Jaskier tried not to let his imagination go too wild. Maybe Eskel was Geralt's boyfriend but so was Lambert. It wasn't unheard of really. It gave hope to Jaskier that they might take a liking to him and invite him home for a wild night. He could only watch as they walked out and the first thing Geralt did was cuff Lambert on the back of the head.

Things only got more weird. The next time Geralt was in, he was trailed by another man. Lithe, seemingly on the edge of bursting out giggling and he made a beeline for the counter.

"You're Jaskier, right?" The man held a hand out. "I've heard so much about you! I'm Aiden, Geralt's boyfriend."

Face schooled into something carefully blank, Jaskier nodded. "A pleasure to meet you."

"I think the pleasure is all mine." The wink was followed by a blatant once over and a low whistle. In the background Geralt closed his eyes, jaw twitching as he visibly counted backwards from ten. This time Aiden was the one who asked for a dozen cookies with an array of pride flags on them, two of each, pan, bi, ace, nonbinary, trans and demi. Oddly, the polyamory one Jaskier had started making since meeting Geralt and his boyfriends was left unrequested. The two left and Jaskier rubbed at his temple, trying to figure out just how four incredibly attractive men had found happiness with each other.

Only a week later Jaskier was waiting for a customer to make up his mind. He was the most silently intense man Jaskier had ever encountered and he really wished he'd hurry up and leave. Alas, he was taking so long, looking over everything in the display cases like the choice was of the utmost importance.

"I'll take two cherry and almond slices."

Cutting said cake, Jaskier was relieved and hoped that once the man had gone, he'd not be back again. The sound of the bell above the door had him looking up and Geralt stood there, alone for once. However, he eyed the man by the counter with a closed off expression which remained as the man took his slices and walked past Geralt, shoulders brushing.

"Geralt.

"Cahir."

It was awkward and Jaskier tried not to pry. But curiosity won out. "Another boyfriend."

From the door Cahir laughed. "He wishes."

For a moment Geralt stared at the ground before squaring his shoulders. "They're not my boyfriend. They're dating Eskel."

Immediately Jaskier adjusted his internal monologue to reflect the new pronouns. Though what Geralt just said made no difference.

"Are they a paramour to your polycule?"

"No." Geralt shook his head firmly. "Cahir and Eskel are a couple. So are Lambert and Aiden."

Not understanding, Jaskier wet his lips and cast a glance around. His eyes landed on a familiar group on the sidewalk outside the shop, making no attempt to disguise the fact they were all watching. Cahir and Eskel were leaning shoulder to shoulder as they munched on their cake. Meanwhile Lambert leered and Aiden sent him a thumbs up.

"I'm not sure I understand," Jaskier said. "I thought you said they were all your boyfriends."

Feet shuffling on the spot, Geralt cleared his throat. "Lambert and Eskel are my brothers." Which made even less sense and Jaaskier hummed, desperately trying to understand without asking whether Geralt really just admit to being in an incestuous relationship.

"I'm not dating any of them."

But you said-"

"I panicked." Geralt was watching Jaskier intently. "You were cute, flirty and I panicked. I wanted to ask you out."

A giggle bubbled out of Jaskier. He couldn't quite wrap his head around it but that wasn't a problem in the moment.

"Well then, how about a personalised cookie, on the house?" He grabbed Geralt's favourite and, with a flourish, wrote his own name and number on it, dotting the 'i' with a heart. Handing it over, he smiled. "I told you these cookies were great for phone numbers."

Outside a cheer went up as Geralt's family decided that the outing had been a success.

#geraskier #lambden #eskhir #geralt/jaskier #lambert/aiden #eskel/cahir #geralt of rivia #jaskier #lambert #eskel #aiden #cahir mawr dyffryn aep ceallach #fake dating #pining #tldr: geralt panics and claims many boyfriends

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mrsarnasdelicious · 2 years

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Post a 🌹 in the askbox for a short Witcher Valentines drabble.

Feel free to specify which character.

#The Witcher #Eskel #Lambert #Geralt #Jaskier #Coen #Dijkstra #Filavandrel #Aiden #Triss Merigold #yennefer von vengerberg #Cahir #tissaia de vries

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ohnomybreadsticks · 3 years

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Bready, my beautiful friend. I've already forgotten the number (maybe 4?), the one that's "you stole the best years of my life, I'll give them back". Could you work your magic and give it a happy ending with Cahir and one (or more) of the usual suspects please? I'll even remember to sign off this time! All my love, Socks

Socks, my sweet wonderful friend, thank you for enabling me like always ❤️❤️You were also very correct about the number, it was 4! Hope you enjoy some softness with our favorite boys 😘

You stole the best years of my life, I’ll give them back - Lambert/Eskel/Cahir/Aiden

(Rated T, canonverse-ish (as usual fudging canon I only know about via wikis lmaooo), established relationship, emotional hurt/comfort, caring partners, canon-typical Witcher abuse, sad backstory with happy ending)

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Cahir didn't really have much of his life that he could look back on with fondness or pride. A stuffy childhood upbringing, military service, chasing a girl who had just lost her entire family across half the continent... None of it was particularly nice or fun. He didn't have any 'best years of his life' to reminisce about, not until he met his partners. In a way it was sad, really, or it would have sounded sad if he had told it to any normal person. Cahir couldn't bring himself to mind too much, especially after he found out what his Witchers had endured.

Orphaned or sold off by their own parents, brutally experimented on, run through a gauntlet of demanding teachers who used the stick far more than the carrot, and then treated like monsters even as they fought every day for their lives. It was enough to give Cahir nightmares, and he hadn't even been through any of it. The day he fully realized everything his partners had been through was the day he decided he was going to make sure they had the best years of their lives starting right then and there.

Cahir was only one man, sure, but he could still make a difference in little everyday ways. Holding his partners close at night when they cried out, fingers carding through soft hair and lips murmuring soft reassurances. Ensuring that they had good, full meals on their plates to keep them strong and healthy on the Path. Offering them all the intimacy they'd been taught was out of their reach, hands gently twining their fingers together when they walked through town. Pressing kisses to scarred cheeks just to see those gorgeous smiles emerge on shy faces.

It wasn't always easy, but Cahir was sure this was the work he had always been meant to do. He could shoulder any burden for the sake of the men he loved, who filled his heart with so much warmth and light.

(And who, without Cahir noticing, had begun to do the same for him. The past was no competition to see who had it worse, but his three Witchers had certainly turned 'see who can make Cahir smile the most' into one they all reaped rewards from.)

#Witcher #the witcher #lambert/eskel/cahir/aiden #bready's fic #bready's song prompts

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hadeantaiga · 3 years

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I finally finished my Fisstech & Succubi prompt. Real life family issues, the end of the semester, and research needs all took priority right as April hit, unfortunately.

#fisstech and succubi #eskel #lambert #aiden #cahir

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witcher-trash · 2 years

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Witcher Fic Recs 18

Active Decay (aiden/lambert, mature, wip, 6k) Lambert hugged him. Folded him into his arms and squeezed until the gaping mouth of the Cat medallion was branded to his chest. Aiden pressed his nose into the crook of Lambert’s neck. His hands were ice, he smelled horrible. “Still offering to carry me back? Once more for old time’s sake?” “Yes,” Lambert said, too fast, too honest. The middle, the beginning, and the end of Lambert and Aiden.

At The Very Least (aiden/lambert, teen, complete, 3k) In the Modern Continent, the witcher brothers have had their hands full keeping mostly-retired Vesemir from becoming radicalized by unreliable news media. Geralt and Eskel have found ways to draw their boundaries, but Lambert has taken it upon himself to debunk the untruths his old man comes across while providing him with more reliable sources of news. Aiden, Lambert's human partner, struggles to find a way to help Lambert handle the incendiary phone conversations between himself and Vesemir.

Behind blue eyes (geralt/jaskier, mature, complete, 2k) Jaskier is good at sex, good at making his partners feel good. He's not good at faking it with a witcher who can smell arousal—or the lack of it.

Chase the Darkness Out (eskel/geralt/lambert, explicit, wip, 7k) Lambert is being a shit: more cruel than usual. Something is bothering him. Geralt and Eskel know what he needs to get the poison out. Basically, a hard kink session under the use of sensitivity potions and lots of feelings during aftercare. Wolf pile on Lambert. Kinky PWP but with pack bonding and crying. Mind the tags.

cliffside (eskel/geralt, mature, complete, 2k) The bedroom door falls closed behind Eskel, and Geralt is alone again. When he turns his head, he can still smell Eskel on his pillow, the scent clinging to the soft fabric like it's clinging to Geralt's skin.

If I have to be who I was - series (geralt/jaskier, series, mature, 120k) After Jaskier dies in Geralt's arms, Geralt shatters. How could he not, when he has lost the one person that had meant more to him than the world? But Jaskier is dead and he won't ever come back. Prompt from tumblr: Reincarnation AU in which Jaskier gets reincarnated again and again, remembering only a horse, a daughter, amber eyes and a part of a song.

Let Loose the Wolves of War (aiden/lambert, mature, wip, 14k) The infamous Wolf Squad are called to the front lines of the Nilfgaardian-Cintran war to do what they do best - to take out political leaders and cause mayhem among their enemies. Their first target, one Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach, leader of the local warlord's troops. A modern military AU with eventual Lambden.

My tired belief [Febuwhump 2022 Prompt Fills] - series (various ships, series, explicit, 40k) My prompt fills for Febuwhump 2022, as requested by my followers on Tumblr. Not the whole month this time, but still a bunch of fun fics! As a note, I had less time for writing this year compared to last, so a lot of these are only in the 2-3k range and function on the same principles of INJURY! WHUMP! RESCUE! CONVERSATION! hahahha.

Old rain (rennes/vesemir, complete, explicit, 15k) Vesemir stays the night in an unspoken agreement between them, curled up behind Rennes and listening to the slow beating of his heart. His fingers trace the marks he has left on Rennes’ skin with a touch lighter than a feather, until Rennes moves, catching hold of his hand for the briefest of seconds before pulling away again. “Be careful on the Path,” Rennes says, so quietly that Vesemir almost doesn’t hear it. “I will. I promise.” Vesemir shifts a little, trails his fingers down the curve of Rennes’ spine. “You, too.” * They clash, they fall apart, they clash again, but they can never quite escape each other's orbit, stuck with each other to the bitter end. Except - there is a life after the end, too, for at least one of them, to try and repair what has been falling apart for so long. Vesemir's life story, told in scenes from young boy to one of the last surviving witchers.

Parting Glass [Iorveth Appreciation Week '21] - series (iorveth-centric, various ships, explicit, complete, 30k) “You’re Scoia’tael?” the Wolf asks. No doubt he recognises Iorveth from the various posters that the dh’oine have put out with what they consider a good depiction of his likeness. Iorveth finds himself inclined to disagree, but the red cloth and missing eye are a sure giveaway either way, even if someone has never seen him in person.“Iorveth,” he says, for completeness’ sake. It isn’t like the witcher is in any state to run into the next town to denounce him. “Eskel.” The witcher inclines his head in a polite nod. “Pleased to make your acquaintance, Iorveth.” Iorveth barks out a laugh at the words, handing him a mug of tea to drink. “It has been a long time indeed since someone was pleased to meet me."* Iorveth finds a witcher on the brink of death in the forest and decides to nurse him back to health.

Pyres (éibhear hattori, teen, complete, 400) People are always hungry on burning days. Because living in Novigrad during the purges must have been way more traumatic than the games let on.

Released by Fire (aiden/kiyan/lambert, teen, wip, 20k) Kiyan should have died in that cave beneath Novigrad, but he didn't. Steingard's plan didn't work. When the demon took Kiyan's body, she was on his side, not the mages. She saved him, brought him back to Lambert and Aiden, and now they have to repay the favor.

"remember me," i sing. (geralt/jaskier, teen, complete, 1k) A conversation beside a grave, many years in the future.

The Lights of Kaer Morhen (geralt & lambert, gen, complete, 2k) Lambert is taken far from everything he knows on Nar Shaddaa, into an unfamiliar world of meditation and stillness.

Torchbearer (geralt/lambert, mature, complete, 8k) Lambert falls in love with Geralt when he is twelve years old. He isn't even sure, at that age, what love really is, but he knows it is the best thing that has ever happened to him so far. If he gets to keep feeling like this, light and airy and giddy, he doesn't think he'd mind carrying a torch for Geralt for the rest of his life.

To the ground (iorveth/roche, mature, complete, 6k) Roche's hand strays to his side, unconsciously pressing against his clothes and the scarred skin beneath. “Funny, how we have danced with death so many times and yet it always fails to claim us. Others it plucks from their lives at the first attempt.” “Perhaps Destiny has more in store for us,” Iorveth offers, with no conviction. Roche’s laugh is bitter and ugly as he turns the pipe in his hands. “Or perhaps we are just cursed.” “Perhaps.”* Iorveth is captured, tortured and executed, but saved at the very last minute by Roche and the Blue Stripes. As he slowly recovers, some of the distance between him and Roche begins to close.

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