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5eraphim · 1 year

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Yandere!Engineer NSFW Alphabet

Link to the NSFW alphabet //Link to Spy’s Alphabet //Link to Sniper’s Alphabet

Character: The Engineer 🦦 (Team Fortress 2)

Rating: M (MINORS DNI)

Content warnings: Yandere, NSFW, toxic relationship dynamics, baby trapping, cock warming, primal kink

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(Last Edited 1/3/2023)

TIP JAR

Aftercare, what are they like after sex?

Even as a yandere, the Engineer can be a softy, well above average regarding aftercare. Even if he were a bit crueler or harsher with you during intimacy, he wouldn't dream of kicking you out of bed to sleep on the floor or anything like that. Chances are, if he were a bit brutish during intimacy, he'd be all the softer in the aftercare. God did not give this man his beautiful, strong arms not to scoop you up in and keep your naked body nice and warm in the after-glow. Aftercare is his way of feeling like everything is alright, and he can pretend the two of you have a normal, non-obsessive relationship, nothing less than sacred to him.

Body part: what is their favorite body part and their partner's?

Engie is an ass man, full stop. His love for a great ass transcends the limits of sexual gratification into the realm of pure-hearted adoration. He loves nothing more than post-sex cuddles where he lays on his back with you resting against his chest. Your head resting contently over his heart, his hands on your ass, lightly caressing the flesh of your hips, rubbing little circles with his fingers.

Cum, anything to do with cum, basically.

Considering his cock is well proportioned with the rest of him, on the thicker side, nice and heavy his cum output is about similar. That said, the poor man is a touch out of practice and can be a little sloppy. He just can't help himself. He's not trying to fluster and leave you splattered with his seed. It was all an accident! Well, at least that's what he'd tell you.

Dirty secret: what is a hidden, dark fantasy of theirs?

He's not one to keep many secrets, but he does have a few fantasies about you he'll try to keep to himself. Not counting the fact he's kidnapped you and is holding you against your will as his secret lover, of course. Engie likes the idea of fucking you knightly until you're eventually knocked up with his child. The idea of breaking someone who was once so free and independent and turning them into his obedient and attentive wife and mother to his children gives him an intense sense of power.

Experience, do they know what they're doing? How much experience before now?

When he was a bit younger, he definitely got around. He may be a small-town boy, but he was still popular with the ladies. That "southern gentlemanly charm" doesn't come to one overnight, and he was fortunate to practice this charm with many lovely, quite willing bachelorettes. He may be a bit rustier, given he hardly has the time for romance or pleasure, though Engie is wise and eager to please all the same. But, now that he has you, someone he truly loves with all his heart, someone who makes him burn like never before, Engie feels more invigorated sexually than he's felt in a long, long time.

Favorite position goes without saying.

(Cowgirl, lol nah- too easy) Engie's probably rather old school when it comes to things like this and is likelier to opt for missionary style at the best of times. He likes to see your pretty face all flushed and sweaty as he pounds into your body from above. Especially the way he can feel your little hands gripping against his back, and he especially loves when you leave long scratches along the length of his back without even realizing it. He'd let you hop on top every now and then, though, at times like this, it's more to indulge you and satisfy your pleasure over his own.

Goofy, are they more serious in the moment, or how would they lighten the mood?

Well, he's made it this far- might as well have some fun with it! Even when he's acting more hostile or rough to keep you compliant and in line, he's not above a little dark humor. He'll do anything to provoke cute little emotional reactions from you, and it's at times like this when he's the biggest tease. Especially loves to flusher you in public, letting you know he's moments away from pulling you aside and getting dirty right then.

How well-groomed is their hair?

Gives no fucks. Engie's pretty hairy all over (well, almost all over) and wouldn't bother grooming unless you specifically asked him to. He also doesn't really care about your body hair situation. It's just not something he's ever worried much about. Might be slightly hesitant to shave body hair because he likes the "burly" feeling, but again, if it meant that much to you, he'd oblige.

Intimacy: how are they romantically speaking during the moment?

While it was mentioned prior he's a softy even as a yandere, the difference between gentle and rough sex with Engie is like night and day. (This is expanded on in the kink section) If he's feeling gentle, he'd prefer to face you during sex and mutter out the occasional praise, calling you "his girl." Saying things like, "you're so beautiful like this'' or "God, you feel so good," as well as planting kisses along your neck and chest.

If it's rougher sex, he's a whole 'nother breed. His hands, once gentle, now bruisingly rough on you, soft, almost shy praises replaced with low moans and grunts, drowning out any noises of resistance or pain coming from your end. Not to mention the biting. Watch your fingers.

Jack off masturbation headcanon.

He's only for it if you aren't around, honestly. In his opinion, it's strictly utilitarian, and while it may relieve a little tension and help him focus and all, it's far less compelling to him than sex with you. Engie may be the type to not masturbate when he's alone, so he's more pent-up, and everything feels all the more intense with you.

Kink one or more of their kinks.

(Taking you home and introducing you to his parents and siblings, what a freak.)

Engie is the poster boy for not only having a primal kink but excelling at said kink. If you didn't know, a primal kink means one who gets off acting more animalistic during sex, especially the closer one is to climaxing. Imagine Engie not holding back his brute strength against you, scratching and biting your flesh, his breathing heavy, almost labored, occasionally broken by an animalistic grunt and moan of satisfaction. While this is one of his biggest kinks, it's unlikely you'll see this side of him when he's not in the mood for rough sex.

When in the mood to keep things light between you two, he's far more vanilla. Even in these moments, he gets a kick out of straddling your waist and pinning your arms. Getting you as helpless as possible under his groin while you're a sweaty, needy mess trying to grind against him for any friction or relief while he just looks down at you and smiles.

Likes the idea of you cockwarming him while he's alone in his workshop late at night after everyone's fallen asleep. If you couldn't tell Engie loves overstimulation and can't get enough of the feeling of your overheated, bleary-eyed face pleading with him to let you cum. All the while, he's humming to himself, happily working away, as though he's unaware of the way he throbs listening to your begging.

Location, where is their favorite place or places to do the do?

Before he decided he needed to kidnap you and keep you locked up under his control, Engie loved getting you flustered where other people could see the two of you. All the hotter if you were in another relationship with another at the time. Likes to mess with you by sliding a hand up your skirt or otherwise up against the bare flesh of your leg. Shamelessly squeezing your ass when greeting you with a bear hug, simply shrugging while smiling, saying, "Sorry, I'm a hugger." Knowing you wouldn't want to accuse someone like him, one with such a "nice guy" reputation, of something so skeezy. Making you sit on his lap, slithering his arms around you to keep you extra close whenever the two of you were working together. (So he can help supervise and make sure you're not making any mistakes, obviously.) All in good fun to him, but likely wouldn't actually fuck you anywhere but home. For Engie, it's all about the little power moves and the build-up, which makes the main event all the more satisfying.

Motivation, what turns them on or gets them going?

Most people know Engie as such an easy-going sweetheart. Almost no one would assume he'd be such a horndog, considering how well he keeps this side of him under wraps. But if you ever test him when you sit on his lap in public or give him one of those little surprise hugs from behind followed by a kiss on the cheek? It's all over for him. Loves when you dote on him so much, he's far from high-maintenance, but it's more about feeling cared for than anything else. He's gotten in trouble before for circumventing the Medbay because he wanted to feel you patching up his wounds instead of Medic.

No, what is something they wouldn't do, and what are their turn-offs?

Even though he knows your relationship isn't precisely consensual and far from an equal partnership, he still sees himself as a "nice guy." So he wouldn't be into severe degradation or something that would make you insecure. In his twisted psyche, this would potentially cause you to question his love for you, and he can't allow that! And while, as a yandere, he might be one to use physical punishments to keep you in line, any kind of physical activity which could genuinely threaten your safety or leave you permanently affected is off the table.

Oral, what is their preference in giving or receiving, and what is their skill level?

While he isn't the most experienced per-say, you had no idea until he told you. This man is addicted to the feeling of holding you down, the sense of totally undoing you with little more than the flick of his tongue. He likes to feel your hands on his head, but he's more focused on the joy he feels holding your thighs down, keeping you locked around his head. Obsessed with how he gets a front-row seat to the tension rising in your body and how your climax leaves you a panting mess before his eyes.

However, he will expect you to return the favor, so don't get too comfortable. Sure hope you have some experience because Engie is a face-fucking veteran, and while he loves the act, he loves to look at how you look after he's done with you even more. The humiliation over being forced into such a compromising position, the mess gathered in the corners of your mouth, the way your roughed-up hair frames your face, nothing better.

Pace, are they fast and rough or slow and sensual?

He'll do his best to start slow, to try and get you nice and warmed up before going all in, if you're being good, that is. If you were already testing his patience or acting more withdrawn than usual, he wouldn't beat around the bush. If he's in the mood to be rough and leave you bruised and sore, he won't think twice about it. If he's feeling a bit more playful, he may consider going easy on you and edge you until you're begging for release, only to leave you high and dry. Holding your heated twitching body against his as he rolls over to fall asleep. If you want to come, you'll have to dry-hump against him, nothing more. The satisfaction of reducing you to a sweaty, horny mess sloppily grinding against the (as far as you know) sleeping maniac holding your captive. He likely won't actually nod off until you manage to get yourself off or until you eventually pass out yourself.

Quickie, what are their opinions on quickies, and how often?

This guy loves quickly. But what he loves even more than that is to intentionally get you all riled up. It's much more fun for him to tease you and leave you hot and bothered, far more so than a quick in-and-out.

Risk, are they game to experiment, and do they take risks?

Overall he's not too driven about trying something different or crazy unless he could see it made you all excited. Though all that said, his only rules here are to keep things strictly between the two of you and behind closed doors. Likely even if he isn't too hot on whatever idea you're proposing, knowing how excited it's making you is enough to entice him. He may have one or two dirty scenarios of his own he would want to play out with you, but even as a yandere, he wouldn't want to scare you over some silly fantasy.

Stamina, how many rounds can they go for?

Not something he's too happy to admit, but when he first started sleeping with you, he didn't last long. He can't help it, though! He's been pining over you for so long now, and now that he finally has you, it's all just too perfect, and he's coming well before you, maybe more than once. He may even fall asleep without satisfying you if he feels you deserve it. But all he needs is a little time to get to know your body and get a little more practice. After that, it's practically effortless for him to get two or three rounds with you a night before kissing you goodnight. Of course, if you were in the mood for extra attention, all you'd need to do is ask.

Toys, do they own toys? Do they use them on a partner or themselves?

While he may be an Engineer, it's hard to see him owning many toys, considering how non-utilitarian they are, but this is with one big exception. Engie has a very soft spot for handcuffs and adores using them on you. As mentioned before, he just loves the idea of his partner being needy and helpless and submissive, and handcuffs are the easiest way for him to achieve this. He also likes to rile you up by saying things like,

"You know, maybe if you're a good girl, I'll even let you out of these when I'm done with you." or "I could get used to the sight of you like this. Hell, maybe I ought to keep you here 'till tomorrow night." (Also, you just KNOW his corny-ass will call you his favorite toy.)

Unfair. How much do they like to tease?

While he may be a little rough around the edges, Engie was still brought up as a respectful southern gentleman… outside the bedroom, that is. He loves pushing your buttons and watching how pent-up you can get until you burst. It's nothing short of sacred to Engie, feeling so special that he, and he alone, gets to watch you in such a state of decadence. From the bottom of his heart, Engie really does see you as nothing less than his soulmate, and it's truly a religious experience to watch you.

Volume, how loud are they, and what sounds do they make?

He's a real dirty talker and can get easily lost in the situation and get loud with his grunts and moaning. Partly because it's just what comes most naturally to him, as well as insanely rewarding to see you all flushed and embarrassed at his lewd behavior.

Wild card a random headcanon for them.

He likely keeps a lot of industrial equipment around your holding site and has perhaps more than jokingly mentioned how beautiful he thinks you'd look all strung up and chained down. Not that he's waiting for you to test him to indulge in this fantasy or anything…

X-ray what's going on under those clothes?

As mentioned earlier, he's a hairy guy, not entirely from head to toe, but all the same. His dick is definitely proportional to the rest of him. It's sturdy and thick. Good length, not anything special, but he's always been the type to get you off with hands, mouth, and dick rather than solely his cock. But it's gonna leave you very comfortably stretched, so he doesn't have to worry about hurting you or leaving you excessively sore the next day. He prides himself on knowing he doesn't need to be hung like a horse. He just knows how to use it to get you to come.

Yearning, how high is their sex drive?

Once you were firmly and unquestionably within his care, he felt more sexually charged than he could ever remember. Engie never fancied himself the "grand romantic" type, but now that he has someone who brings out that part of him, he considers it his calling to make sure to be the best lover he could be.

Zzz, how quickly do they fall asleep afterward?

He's a simple man. Once he's shot a good load or a few, he's spent and ready for the night. And once he feels your weight and body heat resting on his chest? It doesn't take more than that to send him off.

#5eraphim #yandere #yandere x reader #n/s/f/w #n/s/f/w alphabet #yandere tf2 #yandere tf2 engineer #yandere engineer #yandere tf2 engineer x reader #tf2 engie x reader #dubcon #smut #dark kink #dark character #primal kink

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punk-pandame · 11 months

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punky's kinktober 2023 calendar!

~DO NOT use for rape/non-con, pedophilia, incest, teacher-student, etc.~ it's that time of year again- about 6mos before halloween, giving plenty of time to prepare for kinktober 2023!

by popular demand, i did another kink alphabet style calendar like last year, this time with THREE prompts per day! the last few days of the month are bulked up with numbers and random halloween-related prompts again as well.

i don't plan to do something for all 31 days this time, but the ones i do make will mostly be naruto. please feel free to use this for other fandoms or original works tho! no limits regarding medium- fic, art, hc's, etc. are all good! just please give me a tag so i can see what you made <3

text version of calendar prompts below.

explanation of uncommon terms below the cut

Sun. 10/01/2023: Alien Sex / Aquaphilia / Asphyxiation

Mon. 10/02/2023: Biting / Blasphemy Kink / Branding

Tues. 10/03/2023 / Corsetry / Cuckolding

Weds. 10/04/2023: Degradation / (orgasm) Denial / (sex) Dungeon

Thurs. 10/05/2023: Edging / Erogenous Zone / Erotica

Fri. 10/06/2023: Flogging / Food Play / Frotting

Sat. 10/07/2023: Glasses / Gloryhole / Gun Play

Sun. 10/08/2023: Hate Sex / Hematolagnia / Hypnosis

Mon. 10/09/2023: Impregnation / Intercrural Sex / Intoxication Kink

Tues. 10/10/2023: Jacuzzi / Jewelry / Jerk Off Instructions

Weds. 10/11/2023: Kemonomimi / Keyholding / Knife Play

Thurs. 10/12/2023: Lactation / Latex / Love Potion

Fri. 10/13/2023: Masochism / Monsterfucking / Mummification

Sat. 10/14/2023: Nanta- or Nyotaimori / Needle Play / Nylons

Sun. 10/15/2023: Office Sex / Oral Fixation / Orgasm Control

Mon. 10/16/2023: Pegging / Possessive Sex / Public Sex

Tues. 10/17/2023: Queening/ Quickie / Quirofilia

Weds. 10/18/2023: Rimming / Robotism / Rough Sex

Thurs. 10/19/2023: Sadism / Sex Pollen / Strap-On

Fri. 10/20/2023: Tattoos / Tentacles / Trapped

Sat. 10/21/2023: Underwear / (free) Use / Unresolved Sexual Tension

Sun. 10/22/2023: Vanilla / Vibrators / Vicarphilia

Mon. 10/23/2023: Wet and Messy / Wax Play / Wet Dream

Tues. 10/24/2023: X Marks the Spot / eXposure / XXX Porn

Weds. 10/25/2023: Yiffing / Yoga / Youthfulness

Thurs. 10/26/2023: Zappers / Zentai / Zippered

Fri. 10/27/2023: One Nigh Stand / Scream / Werewolf

Sat. 10/28/2023: Two Couples Swinging / Goth / Vampire

Sun. 10/29/2023: Threesome / Demon / Graveyard

Mon. 10/30/2023: 420 / 69 / Coven

Tues. 10/31/2023: Group Sex / Costumes / Halloween

Aquaphilia- "water lover"; fetish for swimming, posing underwater, or sexual activity in water

Blasphemy- "Blasphemy as a kink involves either subverting or purposely going against the idea that God(s) would look down on those having sex. Many religions have rules for what makes sex appropriate, so in fiction people occasionally rebel against that idea, or the taboo aspect of it is what makes it exciting for them."

Hemtolagnia- fetish for blood or bloody imagery, often associated with vampirism or vampire fetishes as well

Intercrural Sex- non-penetrative sex involving one's genitals thrusting between another's thighs

Jerk Off Instructions- exactly what it says on the tin. dom/mes may give their sub(s) JOI while masturbating for them, or one might receive JOI in long-distance relationships over the phone, text, or online. can also be a form of sexual guided meditation or ASMR.

Kemonomimi- japanese for "animal ears"; can include a character with animal ears often accompanied by a tail or other paws among other features, or someone wearing accessories to give the appearance of such

Keyholding- type of domination that includes holding a key for one's submissive. the key usually refers to one belonging to the submissive's cock cage or other chastity device, but may also be used more broadly for those belonging to bondage cuffs or a sex toy chest, for example. the appeal to keyholding is that the dom/me has full control over when the object is opened or freed; when that "object" is a part of the submissive's body, their arousal is intensified knowing they can only be freed and get off if their dom/me allows them to

Mummification- in a sexual context, mummification refers to more extreme bondage that typically immobilizes the entire body. materials such as duct tape or plastic wrap may be used for this purpose. it is considered an extreme kink due to the various risks to the wrapped person, including but not limited to claustrophobia, overheating, skin reaction to adhesives, trouble breathing, and panic/anxiety attacks.

Nanta- and Nyotaimori- the practice of serving sushi off of another's naked body. nantaimori refers to a male model, and nyotaimori to a female. typically materials such as banana leaves are used to prevent direct contact between food and skin. traditionally, nantaimori and nyotaimori are supposed to be practiced with the utmost decorum from both the model and the guests. generally, models are not supposed to interact with guests, and guests are not allowed to eat directly off the models’ bodies (must use chopsticks) nor make obscene gestures. traditional nantaimori and nyotaimori are art forms. however, their history is also closely intertwined with sex work and "exotic tourism". nyotaimori in particular has been used as an advertising tactic, tourist attraction, and sex establishment practice. please consider how nantaimori and nyotaimori would be practiced in a public, artistic manner versus as a private kink in your creation process.

Queening- another term for face-sitting, typically referring to a woman sitting on a man's face but not exclusively

Quirofilia- a fetish specifically for hands. this may include attraction to the visual of hands, the feeling of them on the body, or the performance of different acts by hand. fetishes for specific parts of the hand- such as palms, fingers, knuckles, or nails- can all be considered beneath the quirofilia umbrella

Robotism- sexual attraction to and fetishization of robots, androids, or other humanoids machines. may also include roleplaying or dressing as a robot, or even fantasies of being turned into a robot.

Free Use- in a sexual context, free use refers to pre-established consent without a requirement to ask before each sexual act. it can encompass a wide range of behaviors and acts; from a couple who allows each other to perform spontaneous sexual acts on one another when in their own home without pre-planning, all the way up to public free use, in which one allows themself to be used sexually in any way, by anyone, in any place- typically not practiced in real life due to issues of consent and legality.

UST- abbreviation meaning Unresolved Sexual Tension. "It often involves a character undergoing angst (and possibly a lot of pining) with the belief that another character doesn't share their feelings, or involves characters expressing such tension in an alternative way, such as anger, denial, or even 'kisses that don't go anywhere'. Such tension can be in the realm of a het-oriented fanwork or a slash-oriented fanwork." this used to be a common tag/trope, but the term isn't seen as frequently in modern fan communities.

Vicarphilia- sexual arousal as a result of vicariously enjoying another's exciting experiences, actions, and behaviors; may include attraction to people with exciting lives, like celebrities, extreme sports stars, or gangsters

WAM- abbreviation meaning Wet and Messy; also known as sploshing. fetish for an excessive amount of a substance- usually something wet and/or messy like lube, slime, flour, or dirt- on the naked body, face, hair, or clothing.

X Marks the Spot- a somewhat difficult sex position where the receiving partner lays on their back and the giving partner stays standing. the giving partner then holds the receiver's legs up straight and crosses them to make an X. this results in tighter, deeper penetration.

Exposure- multi-purpose prompt. can refer to exposing flesh via removal of clothing, exposing oneself to another's gaze in an exhibitionism/voyeurism context or via photograph/film shared with others, an affair or secret relationship that is exposed, or even exposure to the elements in outdoor sex.

Zentai- form-fitting suits typically made of breathable fabric that covers the entire body, head to toe. some people get off on the anonymity, others on the sensory deprivation aspect, and others still to pressure of the suit on their skin/the way it moves against sensitive areas.

#kinktober 2023 #punky's kinktober 2023 #punky's fics #punky draws #imagepost #textpost #calendar #kinktober calendar #kinktober 2023 calendar #kink alphabet #writing prompts #drawing prompts #yes i did reuse a few prompts from last year but tbf some of these letters are HARD lol #and i liked sex pollen a lot so i wanted to do it again whatchu gonna do sue me

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ceo-of-sloppy-men · 11 months

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C and D for drifter

Y'all really like letter D, eh?

D = Dirty Secret (what is the one kink/fetish/turnon they will absolutely not admit to?)

Drifter doesn't really have a Dirty Secret - he has nothing to hide. Or at least no reason to hide it. But one of his more secretive kinks is a piss kink. It's not something he publically flaunts or wants someone else to publically flaunt in his face. So he keeps it on the down-low to avoid the drama.

C = Cum

Let's not pretend that his cum tastes good. Because it doesn't. Drifter may know what a pineapple is but his diet is so diverse that any hope of pineapple making his cum taste better is tossed out the window. It is extremely bitter. Conversely, he loves cum. Sometimes he eats his own just for fun (he might even own that cooking with semen cookbook, you know the one). He's a little greedy, usually leading him to making his partner cum/squirt multiple times just to get his fill.

#nsft alphabet #nsft #the drifter destiny #destiny 2 headcanons #drifters back alley #tw piss kink

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whatthebodygraspsnot · 6 months

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gallavich NSFW alphabet!!! please!! i love your writing❤️

hello please explain this to me as if i am the biggest simpleton on the planet <3 which i am not of course !

#asks #like is it literally going down the alphabet for kinks and stuff and writing little drabbles?#(6:00am queue)

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villianously · 1 year

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#do people have voice kinks because I feel like y’all are lying #like i get loving the way a certain person sounds when they bust a nut or whatever #but that’s??? not really a kink #you’re really trying to tell me you could listen to someone just say the alphabet and get horned up? idgi #.

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motorclit · 11 months

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Figured I'd put a meme here to share with everyone after rediscovering/remembering it today after touching base with a friend and we got onto the topic of gardening, lmao.

#leftist #anarchist #anarchism #gardening #the alphabet boogeymen are either gonna grow bored with my ass or discover my monster kink and be frightened #yeah you fucking read that tag right #had nothing to do with the gardening topic though

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mino-diabolik · 2 years

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G, L, Q, X

(✍🏻💨)

Kink Alphabet | Headcanon Asks

G = Garments | Do they have any particular clothing kinks? (Thigh highs, leather, lingerie, costumes, etc…)

“Just thighs on women, in general. Doesn’t have to be of a specific type. But that very thin material that is opaque enough hide enough beneath, but still lets people see their skin color underneath at certain tight areas like their knees or thighs. Like pantyhose, I suppose. Good god. Respectfully—let me tear them to shreds and get the price beneath.”

L = Limits | What are their soft and hard limits?

“Hmm, it’d depend on my partner, I guess. I’m somewhat open to trying almost everything. Highlight on the ‘almost’, ‘cause I’ve seen some things… those of which I really don’t think I should be getting into. For my own sanity—or at least what remains of it.”

Q = Questions | How curious are they about other kinks? Do they have some they’d like to explore?

“Of course, I’m curious. What creature in this forsaken place wouldn’t be curious of the so many things that exist in this world? People have told me bondage could add that feeling of adrenaline, but that kind of just happens to be something that occurs in my body on its own already. I’m sorta scared to figure out what would happen to me if someone really tied and blindfolded me.”

X = X-Tra | What’s another kinky fun fact about them?

“I am very much turned on by people’s voices. Men’s, mostly. Not all of them, of course. But there are some people out there that have very enticing and attractive tones and I absolutely love that——”

#diabolikloversoc #mystic tsukinami #kindan-no-kanojo #kink alphabet #SPICE #mystic facts #ask #[he got extra simp on that first one forgive him LMAO]

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5eraphim · 1 year

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Yandere! TF2 Spy NSFW Alphabet

Link to the NSFW alphabet //Engineer’s NSFW Alphabet //Sniper’s NSFW Alphabet

Character: The Spy 🐍 (Team Fortress 2)

Rating: M (MINORS DNI)

Content warnings: yandere, unhealthy relationship dynamics, NSFW, dub/noncon, somnophilia, sadism

Word Count: 3k

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(Last edited 1/3/2023)

Aftercare, what are they like after sex?

Despite his womanizer reputation, no matter how apt it may be, he's much softer than expected. Spy's had many women in his bed before now. But now that he finally has you, it would be cruel not to make the most of it! He'll ensure you're comfortable and clean or give you water if needed. He'd never admit it, but given his cutthroat line of work, he sometimes prefers the post-sex cuddles and naps more than the sex itself. (Those post-sex cigarettes do hit different ngl-) If you allow him, he'll draw you a bath and join you if you want.

Body part: what is their favorite body part and their partner's?

Your flesh, his hands. Sexually motivated or not, the Spy is considerably addicted to the feeling of running his hands along bare skin. He is especially keen on areas like your neck where the skin is so thin, and he can feel your pulse beneath his fingertips. The Spy is big on ghosting his hands along your breastbone to feel your heart flutter and goosebumps prickle against his touch, no matter how light-handed the touch. He has the magic touch around his partners, that magnanimous It factor. That invisible kind of magnetism which continues to draw you closer to your captor.

Cum, anything to do with cum, basically.

He's a clean guy who isn't the type to leave behind a mess, and that extends to the bedroom. So, although he may like the sight of your flesh under his hot seed, he prefers to come inside you for a better sensation. Coming inside you brings out your cutest reactions, and if it helps to alleviate the clean-up afterward, it's a win-win.

Dirty secret: what is a hidden, dark fantasy of theirs?

Imagine a scenario where the Spy impersonates an ex-lover, testing your loyalties to him by offering to break you out and take you back to the life you once knew. You instantly get teary-eyed when you see your ex and rush to embrace them. In any other situation, you would know it's too good to be the truth, but at this moment, you're too damn tired and scared and confused to care. And there's nothing you can do to stop the "I love you-s" and the "I've missed you such much." Happily, one to play with his prey, the Spy would hold you here before offering to break you out, maybe even going as far as to lead you out of his smoking room through the hallways. His cruel joke culminates in losing you in the corridors while you begged and screamed for guidance, only for Spy to round the corner, shifting back into his proper form and watching your heartbreak as you realize what happened. The Spy would capacitate you before binding you to his bed to remind you who you belong to, as clearly, you needed a reminder. He's addicted to the thrill of keeping you as his little resilient hostage. Replaying the memory of capturing you over and over in his mind.

Additionally, the Spy has many surveillance cameras around the area, and you can bet he would sit you down and force you to watch the recording with him as a sick kind of foreplay. Sat between his spread legs in a plush chair in front of the television, replaying that horrible moment. Knowing you can't possibly hide the tremors running through your body as he "playfully" runs his fingers through your hair, keeping your head focused squarely on the screen to drink in every detail.

Experience, do they know what they're doing? How much experience before now?

To the surprise of no one, the Spy is easily the most well-laid of all the mercenaries, and he knows it. Of course, the Spy's gotten around, and he knows exactly what he's doing here. But he's always vigilant to study your body like a textbook to learn what arouses you the most. It's his personal crusade to become the best lover you've ever had, whether you would admit it or not. (He likes to think he'll know either way.)

Favorite position, this goes without saying.

He's a switch, and likely doesn't have too much preference on top or bottom. Spy's also the type to have more than one favorite position. Either way, he's easy to please in this regard. If he absolutely had to pick a favorite, he might say, watching you bounce on his cock facing him. His strong hands kept you firmly in place, your thighs straddling his hips so he could keep your body moving in rhythm with his thrusts beautifully.

Goofy, are they more severe in the moment, or how would they lighten the mood?

Considering the Spy is one of the most attentive/consistent regarding foreplay and setting the mood just right, it's unlikely he'd start acting immature out of nowhere. Although if he could sense you were nervous, shy, or anything like that, he would try to lighten the mood a little and get you to at least get a smile or laugh.

Hair, how well groomed are they?

Considering he was essentially a bachelor before he met you, he was going through a revolving door of partners and had quite a social life. Because of this, he was always sure to take extra care down there "just in case." By far, he cares much more about looks than any of the other mercs. He just doesn't always like to admit it. (Additional note, the Spy has the vibes of a "small guy with far more body hair than anyone would expect." But he knows to keep tidy where it counts.)

Intimacy: how are they romantically speaking during the moment?

Before the two of you were together, you would likely brush off his romantic advances as nothing more than insincere flattery to get in your pants. (Which, to be fair, you weren't entirely wrong.) There's a good chance he would be trying to compensate for this in the bedroom. He's all about foreplay and ensuring you are plenty relaxed before getting serious. It's the least he could do to prove he genuinely cares. While in the act, he'd love to bury his head in the crook of your neck. To feel your pulse rising against his lips and cheek. He's been waiting so long for this moment. He wants to explore every inch of your body with soft caresses and kisses.

Jack off masturbation headcanon.

It's less frequent than most assume, honestly. While The Spy's maturing age is a factor here, it's also because his drive is much lower alone. Partially because he likes to ensure his complete focus is on the mission at hand, although he's never had a problem pulling a woman in a pinch, should he truly feel the need. Considering the Spy can also be a bit of a voyeur, he's more into watching you masturbating before making love to you rather than just getting himself off. Even if it's foreplay and you actually know he's there, the power of watching another at their most vulnerable arouses him.

Kink one or more of their kinks.

Consider somnophilia. As mentioned before, he loves to watch you pleasure yourself, but it runs deeper than this. It's all about the power play. The Spy also likes to fool around with you in your sleep. Nothing which would risk lasting damage. But some of his favorite ministries are grinding against your sleeping form in perfect ignorant bliss of what he's doing to you. Or coping with a feeling and listening to the blearly, adorable noises you make in response. Could also have a thing for blindfolding you, he's a man who needs to be stealthy to survive, so it's only natural he'd take a shine to something like this. (It's a delicate silk blindfold too, what a privilege!)

Knife play, because obviously. This man did not grow to be so skilled with his knife without practicing against someone else's skin. Nothing too heavy unless you wanted to, but it's arousing to watch your skin prickle under the cold knife and to feel your heart beat faster in anticipation of the incision. He's more attracted to leaving small incisions, knowing it can be the most minor cuts that leave you the most aroused. He likes to cut your clothes off or force you to obey commands with the knife if he's feeling really frisky.

Location, where is their favorite place or places to do the do?

Considering you aren't getting out nearly at all these days, the only choice is tucked away in the Spy's smoking room, so precisely there. However, if you were really getting on his good side, he could be convinced to take you out somewhere abandoned in the dead of night where he knows the two of you would be alone. Then, of course, if he was in a playful mood, he might want you to say thank you by getting frisky outdoors, but he likely wouldn't go any further than a handjob or something like that.

Motivation, what turns them on or gets them going?

Spy is more than a bit of a pervert, so he could go on all day talking about how you arouse him. There are a few outliers, though, praise being a big one. Nothing gasses the Spy up like listening to your compliments, like telling him how handsome he looks, how happy you are to see him, how much he means to you. Even if he knows you're only with him because you were kidnapped and don't mean what you say, it almost makes it hotter for the Spy knowing he's broken you like this. He's also insanely possessive, so wearing his clothes is a big turn-on.

No, what is something they wouldn't do, and what are their turn-offs?

Like any yandere, the Spy is not interested in sharing you with anyone else. Additionally, since he's kidnapped you to be here, he doesn't like it when you bring up your past life. Or Mention how you miss your friends, or God forbid you mention your former partner. Not too keen on the idea of fatherhood at the moment (ironically).

Oral. What is their preference for giving or receiving, and what is their skill level?

While he may prefer receiving, this man is absolutely feral for eating pussy full stop. If you had little experience with this before he stole you away, he's more than happy to teach you how to do it properly. He'd be so gentle with you as he stroked himself gingerly over you, adoring how your cheeks flushed at this unfamiliar sight before your eyes. The Spy would instruct you how to start slowly, kissing his head before opening up and gradually taking the head of his cock in your mouth. Eventually, he'd be guiding your head to take in as much as you could, doing your best not to let out any embarrassing choking sounds as you did your best to follow his instructions, using your tongue, suck in your cheeks. But it was hard to follow as he got closer to coming, and eventually, he gave up on gentleness as he started to rock in and out of your mouth before coming directly into it. But, when it comes to giving, he is less held back. There is little in life the Spy loves more than the feeling and taste of a woman on his tongue. The flavor was all the sweeter after finally getting to savor the taste of his beloved after all his pining. He's all about power and control, so while he knows exactly what he's doing, it's moments like this the Spy would tease you and edge you, leaving you all but crying for him to let you come.

Pace, are they fast and rough or slow and sensual?

While he would like to think of himself as the "strong, steady, and in control" type, it's not true. He's shared quite a few "I've had a long day, and if you try to test me, I will stab through your wrist, so help me God" rough sessions. While they are less common, this man can get scary when he needs to.

Quickie, what are their opinions on quickies, and how often?

He could take it or leave it. It's different from his style, but if you were in need, he is always happy to help. Though if he knows you like quickies, he might use this against you and lead you on while you were already wet and desperate, then leave you abruptly, telling you to wait for him to return. (He will check the security cameras to know if you cheated.)

Risk, are they game to experiment, and do they take risks?

Considering how well laid this man is, there's just little left out there he has yet to try. He thinks it cute when you get all blushy and shyly proposition him for something he's done at least three times before. Because of this, there's not much genuine risk for him, restraints, blindfolds, knives, guns, drugs? He's done it all and would be honored to show you the ropes. He does always like to keep you on your toes.

Stamina, how many rounds can they go for?

He's likely the type who would instead get one good round of sex that would last a half hour or so rather than two short rounds. In his eyes, if you were really needy before or after, he'd happily comply. But if the two of you were exhausted but still needed to relieve a little sexual tension, he'd just go for a little oral or hand jobs rather than go through the effort of full and proper intercourse.

Toys, do they own toys? Do they use them on a partner or themselves?

It's not really his style. He's a bit old-school regarding things like this and isn't interested in spending money on something he could easily accomplish with his own anatomy. He's very of the "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" mindset. Unless you count things like rope or handcuffs or blindfolds to be toys, in which case, he is very on board with that idea!

Unfair. How much do they like to tease?

This mother fucker is the CEO of edging. He's always had a nasty sadistic streak, and you can bet this extends to the bedroom. He can't help that you're so adorable, eyes half-lidded, a light sweat adorning your naked body, and your shudders and moaning under him, as the Spy feels as though he has the power of a God over you. If you want him to let you come, you had better be ready to thank him for the privilege of taking his cock in the first place, how you would die for him, the usual. But God forbid you gave him attitude before he got you so hot and bothered because then? The Spy will be nothing short of evil with you.

Volume, how loud are they, and what sounds do they make?

The Spy wants nothing more than to hear you begging for him. The Spy himself may be on the quieter side. After all, he's much more interested in listening to you and wouldn't dare interrupt. He's more the type to leave you covered in bruises and bite marks to show you who you really belonged to, more impactful and memorable than telling you, or rather, moaning for you.

Wild card, a random headcanon for them.

The Spy has this odd purring sound when close to coming. It's not quite a moan or a growl. It's creepy to most, especially the first time they hear it, and he knows it. However, the Spy likes to unnerve you with it and watch you quiver in fear. He's into edging and orgasm denial on his partner, that is, don't try to beat him at his own game, he never plays fair, and you'll lose every time. An admittedly petty conjunction of his possessiveness and the "lighthearted" pleasure he feels when demeaning you, edging is second nature to him. Not only does he love to watch how your body will be an utter mess beneath his, but it's also his own sick kind of vengeance for all the time he spent sharing your precious companionship with the rest of his comrades. So if you know what's good for you, you'd better start begging him for mercy, promise to be his good girl, and maybe he'll consider letting you off easy this time. (But just maybe.)

X-ray what's going on under those clothes?

Well, first of all, you know his undergarments are custom-made, likely hundreds of dollars, honestly? Good for him. (After all, he'd be happy to spoil you with lux lingerie if you'd indulge him.) The Spy is definitely longer than he is thick and veined like a mother fucker. He knows he's not insanely well-endowed, but he's sure to take his time with the foreplay and get you wet and ready to take him.

Yearning, how high is their sex drive?

Given the stress and pressures of his job, his drive is high. But, there is also something refreshing and invigorating within him, something new and thrilling you bring out in him. Finding a lover who truly excites him like none he's known before awakens a wanting within him. Bringing a nuance, a breath of fresh air, and romance amidst the well-worn lewd territory.

Zzz, how quickly do they fall asleep afterward?

As expected, he's not the type in any setting to let his guard down around others, so it stands to assume he would only want to fall asleep after he knew you were out. He might be nicer than you would expect, but only by a little. He also wouldn't want to pass out if he knew you were still a mess. The desire to keep you tidy and in proper condition may seem sweet, but unfortunately, this kind of "affection" extends to the rest of his valuable commodities. The action is equally assuring as disaffected. The Spy himself might not even know this, but he is a little grabby in his sleep, and after the two of you have passed out for the night, expect to wake up with his arms firmly latched around your body,

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