#also he does have toes

[scrawnytreedemon]

Hello everyone! I would like you to meet the little guy I have been working on for the past week :)

His name is Mareczek, Blade of Olimar (A.K.A Marek), and as you can see, he is a Yellow Pikmin.

He is pale because I created him in a fit of creative malaise and hellsite-related frustration, and was too impatient to wait before I could get the right shade of yellow yarn. I ran out, and that's why he has this sick graft-arm instead.

I like to think he lost it valiantly in battle, narrowly escaping the jaws of death. "Rendered Unto Mars" indeed 💖

More details beneath the cut~

I did the flower by hacking a coaster-tutorial the very talented Mhalee's Crochet put up on Youtube, doing a row of triple-crochets over each of the petals-- It was so, so very janky. I filled the in the gaps by the edge in tying up the ends; the sewing is what gives it its shape and I'm honestly surprised it looks this good.

I made the floret-disc separately. Also! If you look closely in the main pictures, you'll spot the calyx :) I made using the Summer Flox flower by Pora Pora Crochet on Youtube. She has so many lovely tutorials, it's insane.

Little test flower, with my lovely cat for reference. Ended up being wayyy too small for Marek himself(thus the coaster-hacking), but it's be perfect for smaller Pikmin.

Also, as one final note:

I have this to thank for spurring me into action. Marek did end up needing a wash at one point(alas, it is why he is so baggy), so this meme has well and truly been fulfilled.

I hope you're happy, 4chan Anon. Marek has you to thank for his existence.

#scrawny rambles #scrawny crafts #scrawny crochets #adventures in crochet #pikmin #yellow pikmin #also he does have toes #they just keep curling uphfjgsk #I WANTED TO GIVE HIM FINGERS TOO but no more yarn :( the pale yellow yarn i got afterwards was TOO pale goddammit!!! #if i end up finding the right shade i will give him some #along with cool thorn-claws for his other arm >:} #don't hold your breath but i am currently making one of his two girlfriends. she's ended up small tho. #the size he was originally meant to be before i miscalculated lmaooo #so like. i'll put that down to speciation and/or sprouting conditionsjhghkfjkd #'YES i have two girlfriends and they ARE both weed' #pickminne throuple... #idk i'll see if i make this particular one her or if i'll do her properly later. and this small one can be her sister or some shithgjkgfjd #this is beside the point #that being that i love marek he brings me immense joy and newfound confidence in my crochet abilities #thank you to everyone who followed along with my sporadic server-posts!!! #you guys are 💖💖💖 the best #k i think i've rambled enough #also thanks to scruffy on yt for kickstarting my interest in the first place holy shit i love these guys wow !!!

[skyloftian-nutcase]

The Great Boopathon

Twilight

It had honestly been an accident, a truly sincere miscalculation. Sky tried to remember that Wolfie was Twilight. But sometimes, when the fluffy animal trotted into town, panting from exertion or cheer, Sky just immediately knelt in front of him with a sweet greeting and a gentle boop on the nose.

He didn't think it was possible for an animal to look so offended, but somehow Twilight managed it.

Sky

This was war.

Twilight huffed as he watched Sky sleep. The teenager was out cold, as per usual, curled into himself and covered in blankets. It was a little more unusual than his usual sleep position, in which literally anything was possible because he could fall asleep literally anywhere, but the boy's head cold had him shivering.

That didn't stop Twilight, though. He still remembered the boop. The completely humiliating and degrading gesture, the cute noise Sky made with it as he bapped Twilight's wolf nose gently with a smile on his face and a flush to his cheeks.

Sky moaned miserably, looking distinctly uncomfortable. Twilight swallowed, grabbing his resolve. He walked forward stealthily before laying on the ground, his canine nose stretching forward until it met Sky's own congested one. Then his tail swished back and forth, dusting leaves off the earth.

Sky scrunched his nose in response, tickled by the wetness of it, before he opened his eyes to see a snout. He yelped, trapped in his blankets, and Twilight pounced on him, bapping him with a paw and pinning him in place as he laughed and tried to fight.

Abel

"There's no way you can do it!"

Link glared defiantly in response. He would do this, and there was no stopping him. He would always rise to a challenge. He couldn't afford to fail, he couldn't afford to lose the faith of those who believed in him.

He was stealthier than he'd ever been in his entire life. He could pass for a Sheikah, he was certain. His heart pounded in his chest, anxiety trying but failing to whittle away at his resolve. His naysayer watched with bated breath.

The greatest challenge, of course, were the floorboards. There were some that creaked. It would be absolutely catastrophic if his foe heard his approach. Carefully, Link tried to remember which boards creaked the most, settling his bare feet with such care to distribute his weight properly.

When he finally reached the bed, he nearly failed in his mission. His enemy stirred, almost awakening, but he managed to avoid disaster. Finally, his objective in sight, the Hero of Hyrule leapt, landing on his prey with a mighty hyah.

Abel nearly jumped out of his skin as he was startled awake before getting slammed in the face with a pillow.

"I told you I could do it!" Link yelled at the stairway where his sister, Lyra, was hiding.

Daruk

The leader of the Gorons had many precious memories to make him smile when he was more contemplative in the evenings. Perhaps his favorite, though, was when the Champions met his child, who had been so delighted to meet them that he'd rolled over Revali's toes and crashed into Link's knees, knocking the Hylian over. It had been a fun day in general, but the little boop his boy had given him when he picked him up had been the most delightful part.

It was usually what Daruk would do for the child before bedtime; to have such a simple gesture reciprocated brought him more joy than he could ever articulate.

Shadow Link

He had nearly succeeded in getting away from the damn gloom hands, but his stamina had run out. When they'd caught up to him, he could practically sense the displeasure radiating off them, and his insides froze at the sight of them.

Then one of the hands leaned over and booped him on the nose, making him yelp, before the others grabbed him and teleported him through the gloom back to Ganondorf's location.

"Was that really necessary?" Link grumbled, holding his nose as if it had been burned.

"Yes," the demon king replied without hesitation as he snatched him by his tunic and plopped him beside him. "Now rest."

Mystery Link

Link wasn't sure how it happened, but being completely smothered by his dog was not how he wanted to start his mornings. Nevertheless, it was how Friend decided to be his new morning alarm, slapping his face with a paw as a warning before laying her whole head over him and asphyxiating him.

By the fifth morning, he started wrestling her in response, and she always got so excited about it that she would spend the next few minutes zooming all over the forest, tail tucked and legs flailing in all directions.

Wind

Twilight was acting weird.

Wind was a little worried. After all, he'd only just recovered from his injury recently. Although the sailor had the utmost faith in the elder Hero's abilities, he couldn't help but watch him and see what was up. This was a matter of great importance, and only Wind could truly understand as the others seemed completely oblivious.

He made several observations while the others were pointlessly distracted. Twilight's eyes were wary, looking everywhere as if he were expecting an attack. Wind knew for certain that the rancher hadn't been patrolling because Time and Wild wouldn't allow for it quite yet. But no one else was on edge. It was possible Twilight just felt inadequate or useless, as he was typically the one who tried to shoulder a great deal of responsibility.

Wind moved closer to his dear friend, curious. He was going to ask him outright if he kept this behavior up, but--

Twilight gasped, grabbing Wind around the ribs and holding him like a shield in front of his body, and Wind yelped as Sky poked his nose.

"Hey!" Sky snapped. "No cheating!"

"There are no rules in this war!" Twilight huffed back. Then he gave Wind a squeeze against his torso as a compensatory hug. "Sorry about that, little pirate."

"Ha! Sorry? Let me go, I'll avenge you!" Wind happily offered, already wiggling out of his grip as Sky fled.

Time

"This is getting out of hand," Time said severely, hands on his hips. "And is unbefitting of a Hero."

Twilight looked extremely schooled. If he were in his wolf form, he probably would have his tail between his legs, ears peeled back. Time did not feel guilty in the slightest about it. The camp was in utter disarray, supplies strewn everywhere as Twi's wolf form had utterly destroyed the place and barreled over most of the heroes while he'd tried to escape Sky's little winged mechanical booping machine and Wind's exuberant screams.

Unlike Twilight, Sky looked nearly indifferent, but somehow he managed to convert his expression to apologetic when Time glared at him. Wind, however, was unrepentant.

And giggling.

Time was going to lecture him further when the reason for Wind's laughter dropped out of the nearest tree, landing on Time's shoulders and booping him on the nose.

Sky and Wind cheered as Wild scrambled off Time and fled into the forest, giggling all the way.

#800 boops in twenty minutes is quite the achievement LOL #y'all are too powerful XD #writing #I was tied between Shadow and Mystery being my grumpiest OC Links so I just wrote both lol #different kinds of grumps I suppose #one is teenage angst paired with the insanity/horror of his situation #the other is just 100% Done with everything (which frankly is more fun LOL) #RIP Abel you never had a chance once Link was given a challenge #he does love his side quests and mini games after all and Lyra was ready to give him a challenge #Twi and Sky start to have a boop war #it gets insane #everyone gets dragged into it #Daruk being a Dad made me unexpectedly soft and happy #also RIP Revali's birdie toes #he deserves to be run over it's fine

[hypogryffin]

Haru with the blue colour contacts is so threatening ngl. Love that for her, she’s doing it on purpose isn’t she

Also, how does ryuji get away with his terrible eyesight and none of the thieves even notice? I get that the metaverse is nice to people with eye troubles (points at your akechi and joker eyesight headcanons) but like in the real world surely someone knows/figures out he’s being stubborn about glasses to some degree

(original post for context)

#i mean theyve *noticed* & theyre probably aware that his vision isnt exactly 20/20 but they dont know just how ass it actually is #probably the worst they think it is is still like ''reading glasses'' territory lol #some of the 'cover up' is just happenstance; he does have issues w text bc of undiagnosed-but-its-probably-adhd #its just gotten worse as his vision has. obviously. #he also is mega embarrassed and thinks hed look lame as hell w glasses and doesnt want to spend the $$ on all of that shit #so hes very committed to lying abt this #p5 #ryuji sakamoto #asks & requests #comics #i... guess? #and yeah i changed harus blue contacts like 7 times cuz it felt super shocking but decided the super shocking bit was funny as fuck #so she definitely wears those like. once or twice a month and does not acknowledge it just to keep everyone on their toes

[awkwardknight]

Jason, having achy pains in his legs because hypermobility and sciatic nerve is a shit combination: I want to sue my body this is so homophobic

Militia guy: Boss I don't think you can do that, unfortunately, would you like a heat pack

Jason: I want happiness

Militia: Sir I can't microwave that

#arkham knight #jason todd #arkhamverse #arkham militia #because im projecting jason's not hypermobile in his knees but he is in his hips #despite this he gets awful pains in his knees especially and all down his legs because of a little ditty called the sciatic nerve #which is a big bullshit nerve that runs down your lower back and down your legs and it hurts like a bitch #and because i dont have anyone else to project this onto and Jason already has many pains and aches i thought why not #sorry jay but my legs hurt all the time and i need to take this out on someone #also his ankles toes knees and hips are constantly cracking loudly and sorely when he walks #he stubborns his way through the pain as he always does

[an-abyss-of-stars]

Idk how, idk where, but I'll create a whole new fic if it means I can put Rhaena in a shimmering water-like sheer dress!!!

JUST LIKEE... SHE'D LOOK SO GOOD IN SOMETHING LIKE THIS, ESPECIALLY THE 1st ONE!! LIKE I'm blinded by the beauty of the first ONEEEE

Like there's certainly modern au potential, and maybe I'll squeeze it in somehow 🤔🤔

BUT ALSO, I have the vaguest idea for a dark au where Aemond has won the Dance, everyone else is dead, but he's specifically spared Rhaena to be his Valyrian Queen (like a real Henry VI situation where he needs to marry Elizabeth of York because he needs legitimatize his own claim as well as sure up his line with the blood/relations to the last dynasty blah blah). BUT OF COURSE, this is less of a chore for him, because he absolutely WANTS to marry her, but he's still the guy who helped kill her entire family, so she absolutely hates him with the hot intensity of a thousand suns 😂😂

I imagine for his faction of fucked up Lords and Knights who rallied for him, he keeps Rhaena safely locked away in a tower or special chambers 🤔🤔

This wedding is being forced upon her, it's her safest option, but she's still marrying a mad man who lusts for her, AND THIS SHEER VELVETY IRIDESCENT DRESS IS THE WEDDING DRESS 😳😳

Please that's all I have for this 🤣🤣

#aemond x rhaena #rhaena x aemond #aemond targaryen #hotd fic #hotd fanfic #rhaemond #rhaena targaryen #I'm on crack but also no I'm not 🤣🤣🤣 #LIKEEEEEEEEE #this fic would need to be DEPRAVED #like toeing the line of near Dead Dove behaviour 😂😂 #idek how likeable this Aemond would beeeee 🤣🤣 like we'd be reaching over to TRULY sadistic bitch ass territory 😂😂 #and like at what point does Rhaena keep fighting against the inevitable before she gives in to this situation 🤔🤔 #does she ever have any say as a TRUE ruler like Elizabeth of York did!? does she gain some sort of understanding with her husband/King #like does he eventually see her value beyond her beauty and ability to sure up his line?? so many questions 😂😂 #all i care about is THIS dress tho!! 🤣🤣 #it'd be a power move for sure #like Aemond would have to be using it as a way to please his own eyes but to also demean her in the eyes of his subjects 🤔🤔 #we'd be playing 4D chess with this one #but it also sounds like treaded territory already 🤔🤔 #maybe just a one-shot for the dress 😂😂😂 #everyone can imagine the rest 😂😂

[wibble-wobbegong]

michael is my absolute favorite character in the entire show. if he has a million fans im one of them. if he has ten fans im one of them. if he has one fan it’s me. if he has no fans, i’ve been shot dead and had my soul put in a meat grinder. if the world is against mike, i am against the world.

#yes he is my special little tiepsny but he’s also one of the most interesting characters to analyze and his story predicts so many things #also he’s one of the most complex characters that never actually toes the line between good and evil #he’s so clearly good but the way he’s been framed as unlikable so the reveal in s5 of his pov hits harder is gonna be insane #he is not kind but by god is he loyal and full of love #he’s such a spiteful bitch but it really does come from a place of love #like he really does love lucas and that’s part of why he was so pissy about him trying to be popular but you see him try to be a little #understanding when he and dustin confront him about the game #obviously he was a huge dick for not actually going to the game but from his pov lucas was abandoning them for ‘balls in laundry baskets’ bc #eddie skewed his perspective about the whole thing in his rants about nonconformity #honestly the way lucas and eddie have directly contrasting roles in mike’s life is something i can’t wait to talk about in the big analysis #mike wheeler #byler

[jellysnail-draws]

Randomly remembered how Lawrence was a real one for knocking Qwark out in UYA to help his boss out lmao

Seriously

This was one of those rare moments I realized someone seemed to genuinely be on Nefarious’ side. Everyone else could be flakey, but Lawrence was the only one who stepped in to save Nef when he needed help and I just think about it a lot ok

Also do not mess with the butler or else he’ll knock your ass out fr. I love that he’s lowkey a threat too but he just doesn’t care enough to act on anything

#Lawrence #ratchet and clank #rac #I just #feel many things #about what we got in canon lore #and so very much wish we could get more #I need MORE #I need to know more about literally any character. even ratchet fr. but more about nef and Qwark and Lawrence as individuals. more about the #planets and moons and traveling and social expectations and wardrobe and ahdjaja #like why do so many characters ALWAYS wear gloves in canon?? is that part of social etiquette? hide the fingies #robots clearly have consciences and feelings (hi clank) and get attached (hi clank) to people and other robots (hi clank) #why does Qwark wear the outfit he has ? his family even has that shit on in that pic in that one game but I can’t remember if that’s a canon #game in the timeline… I take it as canon bc we have nothing else really #oh and also abilities special to species or different creatures #Qwark is strong but what else #ratchet is fluffy so does that mean he’s good to live in colder climates ? he has funky feet. for climbing ? does he have sharp nails or toe #beans? will we ever know?????? #do robots work from an internal power source ? do they need to charge or plug in or sleep? do they consume energy like transformers LMAO HEL

[kraviolis]

on paper gustholomule is basically just mountain dew but in my head its a sweet sparkling red wine with notes of cherries and oak

#krav talks #toh #gustholomule #theyre both trans + gay but gus is aromantic and matt is maybe gray-ace??? not set on that tho #and theyre just friends until theyre like 16-17 #and then they have this whole courting phase for like 6 months #where theyre both like. toeing the line between romantic and platonic #sort of a will-they-wont-they type of deal that agonizes their friend groups #but theyre both surprisingly chill about the whole thing #even matt is just like “if it happens it happens idk i dont wanna rush it” #and gus is sorta exploring his feelings towards romance and like. wondering if he even wants a romantic relationship with anyone #(amity & willow tell him to talk to lilith and he does and shes pretty great at helping him figure that out bcus shes romance-repulsed) #luz has been waiting for the two of them to get together since she first found out that they were actually friends #so shes the most agonized and impatient of them all #especially because shes also been waiting for hunter & willow to get together for YEARS as well and they still arent a Thing #everyone teases her for it bcus she and amity only knew each other for like. 3 months before getting together #anyways gus and matt always have a relationship that seems strange from the outside but feels perfect to them #such as them not moving in together for YEARS #despite how often they visit each other & stay overnight #and also when they do move in they have separate bedrooms #and they dont ever really have dates. they dont do any like. romantic gestures for the most part. #but they'll kiss and matt will sit on gus's lap even in public but they also wont hold hands or use pet names #their petnames are “bro” and “dude”

[tillman]

the slight heel raise in eddies normal pose is insaneeee is my dog GAY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

#txt #very few sprites does he have the corpses feet fully on the ground. cute... #tip toes. #also never noticed that in his one taunt he like very cleanly crosses his legs ... the dandyism disease.

[stressedjester]

Free from the box and chillin

#why does he have toes though. EUGH #also im not someone who keeps figures in boxes unless its super special #meffy rambles #hes so cute im glad i got it #plastic man #plas posting

[ilkkawhat]

3.18 Precious Metal

#csiedit #csi cbs #nick stokes #catherine willows #marg helgenberger #jim brass #paul guilfoyle #george eads #mk.gifs #mk.op #mk.edit #george eads thirst club #csi 3x18 #love this bit too #you got brass who gives no fcks #catherine who's mildly confused about why people enjoy this #and nick who's eagerly watching cause i bet his insomnia fuelled late night marathons involve watching the show about robot fighting #i can also picture this is how younger nick was when he was out with his family #having to stand on his tip-toes to see #cause he does mention how he was smaller when he was younger #oi watch it queuegirl

[alicuntisms]

WHAT IS WITH THE CLOWN SHOES

#charlie vickers #they have metal buckles on the toe?????? #does he just have massive freaky tall man feet? #like is it his foot’s fault that they have to choose such ridiculous shoes?????? #I also just hate dress pants without a belt #I’m sorry it does not look right without a fucking belt

[supermarine-silvally]

Yara, have you ever been to Water 7? I think the design is just sooo beautiful!!

"I have! It is a really beautiful place! We stopped there once to get some repairs done on the Moby Dick after Pops called in a few favours with the shipwrights. I had a lovely time just wandering around town, though Ace fell into the canal at least twice whilst trying to show off."

Ask Yara (or any of my OCs) anything!

#oc: bravada yara #ask yara #my ocs #my art #asked and answered #they dined and dashed their way through every restaurant in water 7 over the time they were there lol #yara mostly wanted to look at bookstores and ace got a little bored and started goofing off #also i finally drew their heights relatively accurately lol #maybe yara would be a bit shorter #she does have to stand on the tips of her toes a bit to kiss him #(he's 6'1 and she's about 5'6 for reference)

[picturesofashe]

Headrest w/@wtf-amiru

#ffxiv #if lost please return to ishgard #ashern vee #a'miru fhey #miqo'te #ffxiv screenshot #ffxiv gpose #idea came to me after marveling over the fact that 'miru is rather short #also ashern does have to be on his tippy toes a *little* bit here #but still #he's min height cat boi and she's shorter than that #anyway they adorable :v

[meat-wentz]

Hi do you have any photos of Patrick that just scream That Boy Is A Bottom!?

#i have to tag this to keep my blog organized #absolutely terrified by their tumblr activity at the moment but i’m taking the risk #listen #he does the thing where he sings up ⬆️ into the mic and every bone in my body shatters #also tippy toes incidents cannot be emphasized enough #patrick stump #fob #fall out boy #ask #anon

[rmorde]

I try to be as objective and unbiased as possible while watching stans go at each other in the fan war that is Gojover vs Fraudkuna. However, there is one camp that is just a different kind of breed.

#i'm talking about hardcore sukuna stans #they're just so fucking defensive that they start dishing out takes that makes me wonder about their reading comprehension skills #gojo stans can be obnoxious but their brand of 'he's gonna survive!' is a bit more palatable than the sukuna hardcore stans #those sukuna stans brand of 'he is not actually making an effort' is just stupid #what does than even mean?! sukuna is pulling out all the stops too and he should given credit for that #sukuna is going toe-to-toe against gojo in the domain expansion spam #sukuna learns fast and plans like batman #ah now i know how to put it into words: hardcore sukuna stans put him on a stupid pedestal and it's starting to get annoying #they are ignoring what is making sukuna such a king right now in the fight: he takes an L but recovers from it too like gojo #those sukuna stans really badly want to win the dick measuring contest #admittedly certain gojo stans are like that too but majority i've seen just want him to stay alive by the end of the story #and even if those gojo stans do want to win the dick measuring contest #they already consider it won the moment sukuna called mahoraga and used megumi (hence the fraudkuna memes) #at this point those gojo stans seems to be gg and just interested now more about who will survive #it's the sukuna hardcore stans who still have some serious beef #again these are just my personal observations #also the gojo stans memes are funnier #the sukuna stans peaked with the gojover and have yet to serve something that is genuinely funny again