phone guy with no phone?!
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anon, that prompt for a one shot feels like a set up for chaos in my comments 😳
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cursed construction core hi vis bra that came to me in a dream
In the dream I saw it in the window display of a hardware/DIY/trade shop, implying it was meant to be a practical garment designed for actual female constructions workers in a Female Armour level missed-the-brief attempt at gender inclusion
The practical support from the visible underwire combined with the hi vis implying it’s not meant to be worn as an undergarment, I just-
I blame my binge-reading ND Stevenson’s gender comics talking abt masculinity and femininity incl the one abt Victoria’s Secret lingerie yesterday for this monstrosity x’D
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This article trying to explain this site in the wake of the hilarious trolling of the checkmark thing might be the funniest thing I’ve read in a while:
Because, heh, this tracks:
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oh holy shit the $20 tier of this audiobook bundle (affiliate link) includes... murderbot? all of murderbot. every murderbot novella and novel, narrated by kevin r. free (who you may know from welcome to night vale), in mp3 format and with a portion of every purchase going to the national coalition against censorship. there are other audiobooks included but. MURDERBOT.
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A̵͚̠̪͍̼͈̹̻̔̀̿̾̔͐ͅL̴̢̟͈̳̈́̍̉̄̀̈́̈̑̈́̃͝L̸̗͍̺̺̭̝͈͙͙͇̇͘ ̶̮͇̣̩̳̃̆̾͛̓̋́̃͝Å̸̡͚͖̣̝̯̗͙̱̥͌͋͑̐͝R̵̨̞̝̣̟̋Ó̷͈͖̐̈́͐̾̏̀͂̐̊̓͘͠͠Ṷ̸̡̟̰̪̮̘̟̞̃̇̄ͅN̸̨̛̲̺̖̬̬͚͍̬̹͔̖̓̄̆̆̒̽D̴̡͙̘͚̼̻̰̙̖̎̆́͒̈́̓̾̄͘ ̸͕̻̳̯͇̖̳͍̱̳̙͊̂̄̈́̏̇̅̔͑̽̅̑͌͗̈́ͅṂ̶̱̹̖̤̋́Ẽ̶̢̡̥̥̟̥̍̌̈́̾̔̽̎ ̶͓͉̬̭̀̈́͂͠Ȃ̴͈̤̞͎̺̪̻̰̱̬̠̓͑͊͘͠ͅŖ̵̨̪̙͚̫̝̥̼̭̳̩̀̋̅̒̀̔̔̏Ę̶͓͖͔̜͇̘͙̺́̍̔̏̊͑̽͝ ̶̡͓͕͙̖͉͇͖͓̺̯̏͒̄̈́͗̅̒̚͘͜F̷̢̡̧̡̱̪̓̓͋́̊̐͊̔͗̿͝͝͝͝ͅA̷̛͈͍̠̙̭̙̬͔͔̮̫͂̊͂͊̂́̋͗̍̍̍̈̾̚M̸͕̣͍͎͎̍̒͌͌̈́͐̈̚̚ͅI̶͍͗̍̊̔̂̚͝͝L̸̛̜͉̮͎̜̻̪͔͍̳͉̜̯̻̈́̄́̇̉́̈́̆Į̴̢̪̹̥͇̗̝̐̚͝ͅÁ̵̫̳̦̹̮̪̖̺̠̣̀̂̃͛̑͗̐̎̈́͠͠R̷͍̖̖̲̋̓͆̇͊̈́̚͠͝ ̸̣̱̰͐̇͑̀͒̈́̃̑̈́̌̉̕͝F̴̢̢̛̟̹̲͔͇̠̗̖̣̲̞̐̊̑̍̃̄̋̕̕ͅA̷͕͊̈C̶̢̦̦̦̻̝̳̜̙̃͝E̶̦͔̼̲̺̘̰̘̯͈͔͋͘Š̶̖̰̻̱̲̦̩͎̮̰͔͓͒́̈̈̆̒̔̆̈́̔̅̋͘͜
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I want to take someone out on a date and then record it like a research log. I'll have an abstract and methodology and everything. We can go on repeat dates to ensure that observed results aren't just random events. If we fall in love that would make for great additional data, but that isn't a requirement
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