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Sally is the real neighborhood Rizzler... you all know i'm right...
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rayan12sworld · 12 days
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💠💙Crafty Tricks
By:covalentbonds
Summary:
“Hussy.” Wei Wuxian hissed under his breath. Squirmed for a moment, he should be kinder and it wasn't even wrong.
Because it wasn't as if, as if—
“Hussy!” He gave up and whined into his champagne glass again. “She's a total hussy.”
“Yes.” A familiar sounding voice said in agreement.
Wei Wuxian yelped in surprise as he turned sidewards to see the broad figure of Lan Zhan's uncle glowering at someone who was not him for a change.
To be specific—at Wang Lingjiao who was plastered all over a suited and impossibly handsome looking Lan Zhan.
Or,
Impossibly, inconceivably Lan Qiren and Wei Wuxian find themselves agreeing with each other.
Chapter:1/1
Words:2,748
Status:completed
”Wangji.” He said, pointedly not looking at Wang Lingjiao. “Uncle?” Lan Wangji greeted back. Wang Lingjiao gasped and bowed. “Lan Laoshi..” Lan Qiren's eye twitched but he still did not look at her. His expression was filled with utter disregard.
He glared at her, then looked up and glared at Lan Zhan, lips pressed into a sullen pout, unable to help it—he had always resorted to puffing up his cheeks when displeased around those who indulged him so, Jiang Yanli and Lan Zhan— and loudly hmphed for good measure. Lan Zhan blinked. “Wang Lingjiao.” Lan Qiren finally acknowledged, as if performing a favor with no honorifics at all. “Separate yourself from my nephew.” He commanded. Wang Lingjiao's eyes went wide. Her lips pressed together in rage but Lan Qiren continued. An illustrious tiger to her mangled flea. Before she opened her mouth to say something in that grating voice, Lan Qiren spoke. “It is entirely unbecoming of you to drape yourself over a promised man.” “Promised?” She screeched. Lan Qiren cleared his throat. “Yes.” “To whom?” Her voice had climbed up in pitch. If she was a supervillain, her grating voice would be her weapon. “To him.” Lan Qiren said. All of them stilled. Wei Wuxian looked at her. Looked back at Lan Qiren. Avoided looking at Lan Zhan. Looked at her beady creepy eyes again. He did not know what the fuck was going on but he'd never say no to creating chaos. With a deep breath, he left Lan Qiren's side and simpered up to Lan Zhan. “Er-gege.. Wei Ying was so lonely..” He whined. “Why is er-gege letting this protozoan stick to him huh? Hmm, lady why are you touching my man?” ~~~😂😂😂Lan laoshi knows what is he doingggggg
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”How many did you send?” Lan Wangji asked his uncle. Lan Qiren, looked at him tired, no doubt. “Thirty. As you asked. Why?” “Hmm. No particular reason.” Jin Zixuan had sent twenty five. Yu Ziyuan would notice. He knew she would. Good, he thought smugly.
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frieddchaos · 2 years
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ALICE OSEMAN KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOINGGGGGG
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hyucksong · 4 years
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nct dream as roommates
a/n: *romantically calls you bro* 
lee mark 
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the roommate that walked in on you taking a shower on the first night you moved in and avoided you for a week afterward
he even went as far as browsing different apartments to live in because baby boy was too afraid to face you
sometimes wakes up before you and he always prepares your coffee or tea and sets it by your bed for you when you wake up…sometimes sits on the edge of your bed to watch you
asks you to do his laundry because he doesn’t know how to separate the colors
you’re fine with doing them because he tries his absolute bestest with everything else, and it’s so cute
the first time he did the laundry you were sick…and you got a whole new wardrobe of pink clothing the next day
always does the dishes and you do the laundry…he’ll clean the living room and kitchen if you clean the bathrooms…he’ll go grocery shopping…only if you go with him
asks you to do his hair when he meets up with his friends, and if you say no he says “okay” and then pouts until you agree
you really like photography but hiring models is expensive so you always ask mark to model for you
and he always agrees, blushing while doing so
make-up artists are expensive too, so you also get him dressed up and add whatever you want to his face
(once you did a fairy photoshoot and he had freckles and pink cheeks and your heart did the thing) 
this time you need him to sit still for hours because it's supposedly a big photoshoot with a few other photographers coming too, so there’s a lot of looks to get through 
you do the first look before you get to the photo site to save time
he thinks nothing of you curling his hair until he looks up at you and time slows as his heart stops…
because you smell like vanilla and your nose is scrunched in concentration…because your breathing is heavy as you run to the bathroom to get more things before you’re late…
because you’re biting your lip while looking at him, admiring your own work, proud of the way the make-up came out, but a little disheartened because it looked like you put a little too much blush (even though you only put a little) 
and mark thinks,,, oh no
fuck
huang renjun
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your best friend since you were a child
you’re used to ‘living with him’ because you practically lived with him as a kid; you were always at his house spending the night or vice versa 
he wakes you up an hour after he gets up because ‘he needs his peaceful time’
claims that ‘you’re the worst person to live with’ but refuses to look for another apartment because ‘no one else can handle you but me’
(in reality, he knows that there will never be anyone else he’ss comfortable with as you) 
he wakes you up by throwing a pillow in your face and or flopping on your bed next to you and bouncing a few times
once got really scared because you weren’t waking up no matter what he did, and when he started to tear up you opened your eyes and pushed him off the bed 
you just didn’t want to be woken up that day and tried to ignore him, but apparently, you ignored him for too long because he genuinely freaking out on the inside
he’s watched ‘what’s eating gilbert grape’ okay he was SCARED
he didn’t talk to you for three days after that....only started to wake you up again because you made the effort to wake up before him and make him breakfast in bed with hot tea
he expected you to leave his room after you gave it to him, but you just looked at him for a minute before sitting on the bed next to him, getting under the covers with him 
he focused on the fact you were taking up all the space instead of the now-familiar thrum of his heartbreak against his ribcage
(he’s felt it for the past fewyears, he’s gotten used to drowning it out) 
“y/nnnnnnn what are you doingggggg”
“shut up i made the breakfast, can’t i at least sit next to my favorite boy?”
...he’s your favorite boy?...okaythatwasreallycutebuthe’llneveradmitit
“o...kay...”
blushes when you lay your head on his shoulder in bed, watching whatever he’s doing on his phone, because your cheek is warm against his shirt and its bleeding through onto his skin and weiowioegfhowieh
but also yells at you when you take a bite of his toast and bolt out of the room, giggling
“yAH y/N”
lee jeno
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the roommate that was awkward for the first month because he didn’t really want to room with a girl because then he can’t spend saturday with the boys 
then he brought them home one day without telling you and was expected to get his ass Whopped but you were drinking vodka and crying while watching Cars so
yeah you were the perfect roommate for him
you drink together
saturday may be for the boys but sunday is for drinking your problems away with your roommate 
can’t cook but will make BOMB desserts for you both every friday...also fridays are pizza nights and you both order a large cheese pizza with ranch on the side and a pint of dr.pepper
yall have the same diet but he has a six-pack and you don’t so you call bullshit on health and everything it is
both of you fall asleep on the couch all the time, TV still playing the game soundtrack with the controllers on the floor, blinking from low battery
jeno alwayswakes up before you, and he doesn’t admit it, but he loves to watch you sleep
you just look so...ethereal 
even with the drool
ANYWAY
you are one of the bros...he’s even taken a shit when you took a shower before -- that’s how close you are 
then one day you get dressed up real pretty and he’s making fun of you, laughing “you never look this nice who’s holding you at gunpoint”
“i’m going on a date jeno hop off my DICK”
“,,,what”
immediately felt defensive and was questioing who could like you and why you were going on a saturday night when it was busy on the streets and also please call the guy and cancel the date because he wants to watch toy story with you and eat pasta why are you going out with someone has he met him why haven’t you told jeno about this guy you know what you should just not go
and it’s when you walk out the door rolling your eyes, promising to be back home before 9pm with a cute shirt on and nice perfume on when jeno realizes 
that damn he hates to see you leave,,,but he loves to watch you go
(and he might have the teeniest, weeniest crush on you) 
lee donghyuck
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the type to never clean the dishes and always makes you do them even if he cooks because he hates the feeling of wet food
then one day he sees you v e r y stressed over school work and he just...cleans the whole house
you come back from the library and you’re like,,,the fuck where’s haechan and what have you done with him
in turn, you buy him a headset that he’s been wanting for the past year...and you think he’s about to propose to you after you give them to him
but in all reality he’s just so happy that you even remembered something so trivial...like he talking about them once (1) and you remembered?
...cute bitch
he’s a big prankster, but in an endearing way, so whenever he goes too far you never really stay mad because he’s just a little unaware of the anger his pranks cause
plus you always get back at him 
always :)
you both are basically the same people; you’re passionate about your studies and he’s passionate about gaming and dancing
yall are the bad bitches that no one messes with 
BET that yall wear matching fits whenever you two go out together
you get together to watch his favorite youtubers do let’s plays of popular games
one day yall sit down to watch some outlast 2
and boy
did you underestimate the scare factor
so now you’re three episodes deep into the let’s play and your head is buried in haechans stomach because you’re laying down facing away from the TV, clinging to the poor boy
he doesn’t know if his heart is beating so fast because of the jumpscare or because of the way you look up at him when you ask if the scary part is over yet
he doesn’t like seeing you scared with tears in your eyes...but the way you’re clinging to him makes him want to watch a thousand more scary episodes...
...if it means you’ll cuddle with him
na jaemin
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the best roommate you could ever ask for
he loves to clean and cook, not to mention he’s an absolute sweetheart!!!!!!!
you started to live with him because you had posted an ad on a website for a roommate and he sent back a reply
but the texts used so many of (=`ω´=) these emojis you just assumed it was a girl
he was not
every night before you go to bed, he’ll walk into your room and whisper “good night, sleep well” to you before petting you head and walking out
people always wonder if you’re dating, but you always reply that it’s just the way he is
until one night you invite your (asshole) project partner to your apartment and she flirts with him endLESSLY,,, not doing her work or anything, just talking with jaems
like it’s pissing you off, and you think it’s pissing him off, and you’re about to send her home when you notice the storm outside and you realize,,,, you’re too good of a person to do that
so she sleeps on the couch, and you do the same, just so you can keep an eye on her and so that she isn’t left alone with jaemin at any point (poor boy looked like he’s about to combust if she tries to talk to him again) 
and jaemin does his usual routine even with the extra company, stroking your head and even going as far as to place a kiss on your forehead
“what about me, do I get a kiss” the girl annoyingly asked
“no, you’re not yn” and hE WALKS AWAY AND CLOSES THE DOOR TO HIS ROOM 
there’s silence in your head as you process his words, a little shocked and confused as to what he means, but most of all, your thoughts consist of;
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
you might have just fallen for him (let’s face it, you’ve been in love with him (just not as long as he’d been in love with you)) 
zhong chenle
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not going to lie, you two did NOT get along in the beginning
you were each other’s first roommates, and you knew he was extroverted, but you underestimated the differences between your personalities
like,,, no please don’t invite the dreamies over again for the eighth time this week I can’t focus on homework with all the screaming
but even with all the head-butting, the chores are split evenly because he’s practicing to ‘be marriage material for his future wife’
you don’t care as long as he just does what he’s supposed to, and you two aren’t exactly the closest
but there are times when you connect, like on lazy Sunday afternoons where you both just relax on the couch...anywaY
and he always rolls his eyes, telling you that ‘you need to stop being a hermit and make some friends’
‘get some confidence’
‘why don’t you put any effort into how you dress’
it hurts a little...you know you’re not the prettiest and you don’t really try anyway
but to have it pointed out to you just...stings
and after a guy rejects you (after you built up courage for a whole years to confess to him) your confidence is at an all-time low (he said no because ‘you were too bland’ like wtf fUCk you)
and you’re just crying and eating spaghetti o’s, telling chenle as oon as you walk into the door that you’re ‘too sensitive for his bullshit today’ 
to which chenle doesn’t care... then he sees your puffy eyes and asks wha happens
you tell him, and he just gets...angry
(and jealous?)
he goes on a tangent, mocking the guy, saying that ‘you’re the most doen-to-earth natural beauty’ he’s ever seen and that ‘any guy who doesn’t fall in love with your cute sarcastic personality’ is dumber than a rock
he grumbles for the rest of the night, sitting and watching movies with you; it makes your heart swell that he’s getting so mad for you
and at the end of the mini-movie night, and he strokes your hair saying  that you’re ‘his little introvert’,
you decide that ‘opposite attract’ is 100% true
(and chenle notices that you have very pretty lips)
park jisung
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you two are dorm roommates at a dance school, and y’all are so cute all the teachers LOVE you
like you both just spend so much time together it’s ridiculous
yall walk to class together, then from class to class together, eat lunch together, after school activities, walk back to the dorms, meet each other’s friends, go out on the weekends together...everything
it feels weird to not be with him
(the teachers have a bet that you’ll be dating before your senior year)
the dorm is just a studio apartment with two bedrooms (your parents both pay a lot for space) 
so chores aren’t too hard, in fact, you both usually spend the last few hours of daylight on Sunday nights straightening up your apartment from the hectic week before, to start off completely fresh and new
nothing big ever happens on Sundays around the home, but one day jisung (who went to hang out with chenle (he invited you but you pouted and said you had too much hmwk)) found a little puppy on the side of the road
and then proceeded to sneak into the dorms with it, hiding it under his shirt
when he showed you what he found, you couldn’t be mad...it was just so cute (both jisung’s little smile and the puppy) 
but you noticed it was shivering, and you whined, ‘jisung you didn’t even notice it was cold oH My GoD, go get it some water and food’ while you set up a nest of blankets for the little guy
hours later when the puppy had eaten and subsequently fallen asleep in your lap, you turned to jisung
‘let’s name it mousie’
‘what that’s dumb’
‘it’s not dumb! i wanna name it that because it looks like you whenever you sleep! it's so cute hehehe’
you thought jisung was WHAT when he slept
jisung didn’t talk for a whole minute, drinking in your words and thinking about them over and over again, in the meantime you were just smiling down at the puppy
your cheeks were red with happiness and your nose was a little red from sneezing (because the puppy was covered in pollen from being outside) and your gaze was filled with such love that jisung shivered
you let out a sigh and plopped your head on his shoulder, and all his feelings he’d ever had for you exploded in his chest, and he tensed (though if you noticed, you didn’t day anything)
you just kept and petting the dog
and damn did jisung want to be that dog
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goodplace-janet · 3 years
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Leverage s2e10, The Runway Job
human trafficking :( this situation is terrible
omg so i know tara was Awful in the last episode, but also? if you’re going to work with her, don’t be a dick, i guess?? idk how i feel about this
i really enjoyed that stretch of episodes where it wasn’t all about nate being an asshole lmao
‘we can’t keep calling sophie’ say the people who keep calling sophie for every little thing
“eliot? you do trust me, don’t you?” his face!!
shut up and let parker be bi
“just miss you :(” excuse me? i’m gonna cry??
is this gonna be a parker-centric episode bc yes please, it’s been a while
i love that they’re showing the process of getting tara’s cover story onto this woman’s radar, and also wow it’s so elaborate?
tara is also calling sophie!!
but she has a point. why do any of them put up with nate’s bullshit
“you owe me.” 👀 oh?
what the fuuuuck is with the house bomb??
this is so intense!!
oh, she grifts AND hits!
‘tell him the money’s on the way.’ ‘... yeah, we don’t have the money...’ do you WANT to get buried alive??
this is another case of EVERYBODY is in this dangerous situation out in the field, and hardison is there listening and lowkey helpless to do anything about it, and it reminds me of radio operators in zombies run and what i’m saying is a) don’t do this to that poor man but also b) i am enjoying the angst of it all
i appreciate that the three of them are calling nate out on his dangerous plan. they don’t have to like tara to value her safety and her place in their team
this whole scene with parker and eliot trying to get back into the fashion show is cute as hell, i love them
“his name is nathan ford, and he’s a con man” what is she doingggggg
“you’ve done nothing to earn my trust” i mean she’s right though!!
wait oh my god
they’re getting the whole operation shut down, so the workers are released from their indenture!!
i knew the 5 0 was code for SOMETHING when she said it, but i managed to completely forget it in the chaos lol. well played
so now the advocacy org is in charge of the factory instead, which means better working conditions. nice
“but no one in the WORLD is as good as you think you are” someone had to say it
that last phone call with sophie was just. i’m sorry, i don’t feel sorry for nate lmao
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ghoulstars · 4 years
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I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING YALL I WAS STILL EDITING THE LITTLE CHAPTER COVER WHILE SITTING ON THE FUCKIN TOILERT AND THEN I FUCKING HAD THE HORROR OF REALIZING THAT I LEFT THE FUCKING FANFIC OPEN ON MY LAPTOP AND I COULD HEAR THE ROKU MAKING THE INTERFACE SOUNDS SO I KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOINGGGGGG
MY FUCKING ASS RETREATED INTO MY BODY AND I LITERALLY GOT OFF THE FUCKING TOILET AND WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND SAW HER SITTING THERE AND THEN DISCREETLY SWITCHED TO CHROME
I REALLT DONT THINK SHEBFUFKING SAW ANYTHING BUT OH MY GOD SHE HAD HER GLASSSES ON I ALKOST FUCKING DIED TONIGHT
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wowweeharrystyles · 6 years
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Sparks Fly Universe - NataliaxHarry
   I started writing in the ‘Sparks Fly’ universe in Spring of 2012. I ended up writing a 128 page, 33 Chapter fanfiction entitled ‘Sparks Fly.’ This story told how Harry Styles & Natalia Caros met (in the cringiest way possible - at a meet & greet, duh) & how they fell in love (with stupid jokes & the worst dialogue possible). I haven’t touched the original story since 2014, but I have built on it throughout the past 4 years in different ways. Let’s be honest here, this universe was written for me, myself & I, a way for me to escape & just a little stress reliever. Natalia is 90% me & 10% characteristics of people I admire. This is entire universe is written in the first person as I wrote it as, essentially, a dreamed up version of my life. Most plot points are inspired by reality & tend to follow real time or actual events that have happened. Real life events I went through & things Harry did are weaved throughout the plot.  I never intended to really share this universe with anyone, this was solely for me.
Until now.
   I have been so inspired by so many writers in this fandom as of late that I’ve decided that I want to share this dream world with the real world. I am not the best writer out there, I studied dance & fashion design for crying out loud, but here we are. I’ve got a lot of little stories in this “Sparks Fly” universe & I just can’t keep sitting on them. 
   Thank you to all of the people I’ve reached out to in the past month to get advice & find some courage to share this with you & to the lovely Harry+friends writers that have inspired me to share. Y’all are da best. Thank yaaa. @latelatenarry @majorharry @jawllines @harryforvogue @spitonmeharry @haroldloverboy
So, here’s a little blurb to welcome you to the world of “Sparks Fly.”
Share your thoughts & feedback is always welcomeeeee. 
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   Natalia & Harry dated for about a year, if you could call what they were doing ‘dating.’ Natalia was finishing High School in Michigan while Harry was touring the world with One Direction. Mid 2013, their relationship got rocky, Natalia was trying to figure out what she wanted to do with her life, applying to colleges, growing up the best & fastest she could & Harry was still traveling the world with One Direction with no end in sight. They agreed to break up, if you could even call it that. There were real & serious parts of their relationship, they were each others first loves, first long distance relationship, but they were on 2 seperate paths that lead completely opposite directions. It ended on mutual terms with no hard feelings after several months of not seeing each other, a bit of heart break on each side.
   After almost 2 years, Harry contacted Natalia out of the blue wanting to reconnect. Natalia was weary at first, finally happy with her life she started in Chicago after getting out of the small town she grew up in. She felt like a completely different person compared to the girl Harry met years ago. She kept up with One Direction in that time apart, bought every single, listened to every album top to bottom, & squealed every time there was a new music video released. Dating Harry felt like it happened in a different lifetime. Harry being his still cheeky & caring self managed to persuade Natalia to meet up & reconnect. Harry just wanted to know how she had been doing. Harry couldn’t keep up with Natalia’s life from afar in the same way Natalia did with his. There were no intentions, only a small trace of hope that they would find the same love they had for each other when they first met. Harry couldn’t stand not having her in his life in any way, shape or form. He had matured over the years, they both had. Slowly, but surely they fell in love again. They decided not be in a serious, committed relationship. One Direction was big as ever & Natalia was dedicated to college & her own career, their paths still didn’t line up all that well. It came to a point where Natalia put her foot down & gave Harry an ultimatum - make it work or end it. She knew his hands were tied & that they both had always agreed that their professional lives are priority, but she still offered it up, she couldn’t handle the stress, loneliness & drama that came with it. They took some time away from each other again, agreeing that if the opportunity presents itself, they could try again. Third time’s the charm right?
   Well for Natalia & Harry it was. One Direction went on hiatus. Harry forced himself to relax & take a step back from the constantly busy life he was living for so long. They found each other again. This time they both knew exactly what they wanted in their personal & professional lives. They knew what mattered most to themselves & to each other. They sat down & made adult decisions together. They were determined to make it work. Now that Harry was on his own terms in his professional world & Natalia had her career planned out after college, they were ready for their life together. This is what they had always wanted, they just needed a few trial runs to get here.
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hii again. i hope you kinda enjoyed this, idk. I’m gonna post the opening of the first little bit “Solo Harry” in a few minutes so theres more to get the gist of it. lol. I don’t know what i’m doingggggg 
- Maria 
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