#and is pretty much part of the family

[qcomicsy]

Alfred comes home and there's a whole noise from the kitchen.

Alfred: Is everything okay?

Damian: Dumbass is coming out.

Alfred: Oh.

Alfred (to Dick): ...I figured this day would come sooner or later...

Dick:

Alfred: Don't think I didn't saw it my boy, and pardon me if I should said something before...

Dick: No, no, no it's not

Alfred:... I mean It was obvious from the start but I figured I shouldn't press-

Dick: Alfie It's not

Jason: No, no let him finish.

----

Batman: Yes, my kid also came out to me recently.

Superman (to Dick): Oh wow, that's great! I'm proud of you buddy.

Dick:

Dick: What

Tim: It's me.

Superman: Oh

Superman: Oh wow, thats great! I'm proud of you buddy.

Dick: No, wait you can't just-

----

Jon: I'm just glad in not being alone in this, you know.

Titans:

Dick: It's not me.

Titans: "Oh, right. Sure." " Yeah we knew it" "Totally"

#I've been thinking about this since Tim came out beaceus that was pretty much every reaction from everyone I know #And i find fucking hilarious #Tim had more in lore logic but Grayson just screams queer energy and there's no way people around him didn't caught up onto that #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #batfam #incorrect quotes #batfamily incorrect quotes #the funniest part is that if gotham knights is cannon he might actually be and this is just him being confused #on how people think he'll need to come out #but if he's not he's the talk Valentina of the family and we love him anyway

[sorrelpaws]

no offense but i genuinely fear that their potential dynamic will go severely underutilized

#rick and morty #morty smith #prime rick #my biggest fear continues to be 'morty gets kidnapped by prime to bait c137' #because i think it could just. be so much more neat if morty and prime actually formed some kind of relationship independently. good OR bad #like idk imagine if morty is coaxed to join primes side out of some misguided attempt to protect his family #would sure be fitting for a character that clearly values his family and their safety idk!!! #and like. god imagine what morty mighjt think of prime #like he currently only has rick's perspective of prime. and obviously whether he wants to or not he sort of Has to rely on what rick says #idk imagine morty meets prime and hes like damn this dude is pretty cool. whether its because prime is putting on a deliberate act #or morty just Genuinely Thinks he's cool #ohhhhhhh imagine this is how they bring the morty mindwipe thing back. #prime would b like 'did you know c137 left the parts of you that disagree with him in a video game? isnt that fucked up morty' #theres just so much TO DOOO and im so terrified of NONE of this happening #bcs the writers seem to be physically incapable of prioritizing anyone but rick #LIKE GOD PLEASEEEE i know they only care abt the redditor audience BUT PLEASE do something ANYTHING with morty im about to start crying #went on a little rant lol sorry. can you tell i really like morty.

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo as a character is deeply tied to the very concept of identity that it is deeply ingrained into every aspect of his character and in this essay I will-

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #rottmnt leo #no but I’m being so serious Leo and his struggles with identity are so prevalent in his story throughout the series #he’s a liar and a schemer and masks 24/7 and thinks he’s nothing without his family all while failing to establish himself outside of them #and it’s SO INTERESTING #like some of his main characteristics are his PERSONA and his SUBTERFUGE #pretty much the one interest he has that is not related to his family is magic tricks aka more persona and deception #one of the only times he goes off on his own is to get some rest and relaxation #and even then he HAPPILY changes a part of himself to even be allowed that #this is all also interesting in how he interacts with his family #he knows people and he’s good with words #his pep talks his goading they go hand in hand #and he’d rather people be annoyed or angry at him than be allowed to see the nothing he believes himself to be #Leo struggles with his identity because deception is the backbone of such a large part of it #and the other part is just him being a part of a whole #one part of a package set #his ego is built by putting on airs and is every bit as fragile as its foundation #I’ll probably add more tags later lbr I’m just so tied to Leo and Identity I could go on and on #AND ANOTHER THING but I also think for as much as Leo wants to prove himself an individual he is also TERRIFED at the thought of being known #Leo is a self sabotaging character who lowers people’s expectations as best he can on purpose

[blueteller]

TCF Part 2 in a nutshell

Cale in Central Plains be like:

(In reponse to this post by @murasaki-cha)

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #meme #tcf meme #this is fine #this is fine meme #this pretty much applies to part 1 to be honest #poor cale #tcf part 2

[everysongineverykey]

as much as i love stardew valley i really don't like the emphasis it places on marriage and kids. it's just something about the way that you HAVE to add a nursery to your house in order to complete the house upgrade achievement (and of course you need all achievements to achieve 100% completion), the way having kids is an achievement in itself. the way that when your spouse asks you if you want to have kids your options are "yes" and "not now". i'm genuinely really thankful for the option to turn your kids into doves. the way the DAY after you become best friends with someone single you get a letter in the mail telling you how to ask someone out, the way there's ANOTHER achievement for dating ten people (well. it's really for reaching a ten-heart friendship level with like eight people but there are only so many people you can do that with without dating them). the way the mayor says at your wedding ceremony that "from this day onward, [name] is going to be just as much a part of the community as anyone else" implying that you weren't a part of the community until you got married. the way the eight heart events are supposed to just be you becoming best friends with that person but at least three people's events involve them secretly being in love with you during that supposedly platonic cutscene. i personally love getting married in stardew valley but not everybody wants that and the pressure the game puts on you to settle down and have a nice little family with 2.5 kids kind of puts a damper on the fun.

#stardew valley #please don't take this as a denouncement of the game #or a criticism of anyone who loves the starting a family part of the game. #like i said i love this game! i've been playing it pretty much nonstop the past few days #and it was a great distraction for me some years ago during a turbulent time of my life #i just can't help being very aware of its flaws. and it has many! #and this is just one that's been bothering me for a while.

[tblsomedoodles]

Leo meeting Jennika Nobody for the first time

After careful consideration, Jennika is, in fact, being cannonically added to Family Web. Why? ^^^This ^^^ . This is why.

But her knowing about her brothers and trying to interact with the first one she runs into again (being leo) only to realize he doesn't know and now, spitefully, refusing to tell him until he figures it out on his own...idk. It adds something to Leo's conspiracy board arc that makes it work so much better. B/c now, instead of just Leo trying to figure everything out on his own volition, there's an outside instigator adding an extra layer of mystery to it.

She meets with him on multiple occasions, flaunting that she knows the answers he's looking for, but refusing to tell him. It drives him insane. she drives him insane. and, honestly, i will put up with any snags her presence causes for later arcs, just to make the conspiracy board arc less bland.

I'm gonna talk about this more when i answer asks this evening (there's a few in my inbox that pertain to this , even before i posted this lol). So feel free to add more questions if you have them. : )

#tmnt #rottmnt #family web au #my doodles #rise jennika #*slaps hood of car* #this au can fit so many other tmnt iteration characters/references (lol) #i'm actually pretty happy adding her in now #before it felt a little chaotic and like she didn't have a purpose #but now she does? #and she adds so much to what was a pretty weak part of the story #plus i can add so many Nobody jokes it's gonna be stupid lol

[earlgodwin]

the irony of cesare slutshaming juan for sleeping in brothels had me with tears in my eyes considering his very first scene in the show is him rawdogging a prostitute like his life depended on it...like babygirl we see you!!!

#like they're such whores i'm screaming!! but also so on brand when you think of it. since the real ones both were fucking sancia byeee #i believe the scene where cesare fucks that girl is just a glimpse of the show adapting the Real cesare's General Manwhorishness™ though! #if you're the borgia family enthusiast you already know that cesare has sired 7 illegitimate kids because of his romantic exploits lmao #cesare borgia i love your hypocritical ass fr like yessss #also love their rivalry so much because there's cesare who always wanna one-up juan in every aspect and be seen as the serious and driven #which is true about the hypercompetent and ambitious part!! but he fulfills his duty in the family in ways that are not conventional #meanwhile with juan...he fully embraces his hedonism and isn't ashamed of it. while he's aware that cesare outdo him in everything... #the only thing he has over cesare is his position as a gonfaloniere!! so he winds cesare up with flexing it!!! #the difference is cesare is as much as he hollers about doing everything for the family...he pretty much does it mostly for selfish reasons #his desperation for juan's position and rodrigo's attention made him sabotage the family more than persevering it etc #while juan is genuine but is reckless and incompetent but he Really tries yk? he really does! but he spiraled bc he feels weak and insecure #oh well both brothers are idiots in their own ways #i miss them fr #cesare borgia #juan borgia #the borgias #juan and cesare #text post

[theology101]

Fallout TV show where is my Son.

I know that he’s still alive, Ron Pearlman says he dies at the age of 73, so where is he

Mr Bishop, son of the Chosen One and Leslie Anne Bishop is my illegitamet son, head of the Bishop Political Family and one of the most important snd influential men in the NCR

where is my son Fallout TV show.

he wanders the wastes like his Pa and with the NCR the way that it is, my guy needs to hope in the Chrysler

#fallout #fallout 2 #fallout tv series #fallout show #fallout new vegas #hes mentioned in new vegas as being like #this maverick #technically the Bishops are a crime family #but the Bishop’s are the NCR’s secret service pretty much #also not really a crime family if you’re the government #i love New Reno and NCR politics so much #And the fact that my SON is a part of it? #wild that theres no follow up

[captainkirkk]

Currently thinking about the AU where the gaang are all platonic soulmates

The political landscape is a mess post-Sozin's Comet, I'm not sure revealing the gaang are all soulmates would make things better or just muddy the waters even more

#every country is war torn and fractured and peace is barely holding #but every country has an important person connected via soulmate mark to the other countries #broke: the countries are arguing for a political marriage #woke: the countries are arguing because our soul-deep connection has TOO MANY political alliances in them #kfjgkjdkfj #avatar #atla #au ideas #my posts #i love the reveal part of soulmate AUs #but i can't stop thinking about the AFTER #the gaang are already pretty much platonic life partners in canon #but i love the thought of them being treated like that #platonic soulmates being taken just as seriously as romantic soulmates/spouses!! #people acknowledging that the gaang are each other's next of kin!! their family!! #i'm losing my mind about this

[maochira]

What do you think,Which dialect do kaiser and ness would speak ??

For Ness I think he'd speak no dialect because his parents are so science-y and very often people associate dialects = being stupid, because very often people from villages and "simple workers" (idk how else to word it) speak heavy dialects and people in bigger cities or with "higher jobs" from society's standard view speak Hochdeutsch (German without dialect)

Which I personally think is so sad. Dialects are part of our culture and I think it's wonderful, silly and fun to have different dialects in all of Germany,,, but I'm trailing off here.

Regarding Kaiser, since I headcanon him to have grown up near Heidelberg I believe he uses words from, Swabian, Karlsruher and Badisch dialects! (They often overlap each other due to the areas so close.)

Although, I don't believe Kaiser speaks dialect all the time. He only uses a few words that are engrained in his mind (Weckle for bread roll for example)

#i cant tell you guys which exact dialect we have in my area since i'd doxx myself with that. but i wish i spoke more of it #the german part of my family speaks it but i just use some of the words #in school we get taught to only write in hochdeutsch and not dialect so. yeah #but im pretty sure even before that i didnt speak much dialect #michael kaiser #alexis ness #bllk #blue lock

[nonuggetshere]

I've had these guys for a good few months now and finally decided to bite the bullet and design them

Looking for a female adult bagworm photos was. Unreasonably hard tbh

#hollow knight #hollow knight oc #hollow knight original character #hk ocs #hk oc #spooky arts #faaf au #yall remember me mentioning the buggycule also having a friend group? its them #cyvie is a part of a minor noble family and pretty much a black sheep #mori is a traveller who regularly visits Hallownest every few months #shes not serious btw these two just have a teasing kind of friendship. constantly saying stupid shit about one another #wow i actually finally designed most of the people in flo's second secret life. amazing #only thing lacking is brother-in-law and nephew #and more nephews and nieces but i havent decided on them yet #oc: mori #oc: cyvie

[ao3dorian-gay]

au where haku joins the akatsuki after zabuza dies & gossips about itachi with deidara (fic)

#mine #deidara #yuki haku #finally DONE!! still might fix haku's hair more but i dont want to bc i think it's pretty but also it makes it hard to tell it's him </33 #itachi is like. wow! haku is just like me fr! he's so cool !! meanwhile haku h8s him for killing off a bloodline limit family kjnfkjf #i've got docs open and i'm typing away lmao god save me from my wips #i've got an OUTLINE. all so i can write the akatsukis pretty boys having a friendship triangle ksnjk lmaooo #im staring at it too much. how phoned in does the cave background look. i've drawn caves before but i'm also so lazy with backgrounds. #his hair is down bc he's letting himself be impractical sometimes <3 #also bc im p sure the Hair Up in the bun is part of the hunter nin Disguise

[dootznbootz]

#It works for many aspects of their lives😌 #Oath of Tyndarius Agamemnon: “I'm just here to help my brother.😌” #Oath Odysseus: “FUCK YEAH!! I wasn't even planning to get married and I STILL got a fucking cool wife!!!😍” #Oath Menelaus: “My wife is so pretty and I love her so much. I'm so happy.🥰" #During the war? #Agamemnon: Dead inside. Exhausted. trying to keep shit under control. so so sad #Odysseus: part of the reason shit is out of control. Feral. Down for every single war crime as he misses his family. #Menelaus: so exhausted and sad but trying to act like everything is alright. (You will see a man barely holding it together) #Yay! :D #odysseus #menelaus #agamemnon #greek mythology #tagamemnon #iliad #greek mythology memes #the odyssey #the iliad #odyssey #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus

[redjukebox]

Rocket Raccoon is so Shadow the Hedgehog coded

#rocket raccoon #guardians of the galaxy #shadow the hedgehog #bro they’re pretty similar fr #just 2 rodents that were made by man to fulfill a greater purpose that didn’t get fulfilled and now they have found families #guardians of the galaxy = team dark #rocket got his metal parts and shadow has his alien dna<3 #I love them both so much #both make me cry

[liquidstar]

wanted to post the royals and co. as a set for reference, though the only new things here are the king+queen and koe's updated design :p also most of them didn't get little infoboxes so those will be a first under the cut here ^_^

Name: Andromeda (Andy)

Name origin: The Andromeda Galaxy, named for the mythical princess

Pronouns: She/her

Age: 20

Title: Heir apparent

Weapon: Flamberge (Same as her mom's)

Ethos (Power): None

Flaw power is based on: N/A

Notes: She wants to go on adventures someday, and make a lot of friends, and be normal. So please drop the "Your highness" and call her Andy!

Name: Cepheus

Name origin: The constellation Cepheus, the king

Pronouns: He/him

Age: 54

Title: King

Weapon: Scepter

Ethos (Power): Authority (The ability to control people’s actions through his words, but not their minds)

Flaw power is based on: His controlling and paranoid nature

Notes: He prefers not to use his ability unless it seems necessary, but ends will justify the means.

Name: Cassiopeia

Name origin: The constellation Cassiopeia, the queen

Pronouns: She/her

Age: -

Title: Queen

Weapon: Flamberge

Ethos (Power): Alis (The ability to generate wings)

Flaw power is based on: Her overconfidence in her own abilities, ironically like a completely different winged mythological figure...

Notes: Before being the Queen, she was the Hero.

Name: Koeia/Koe

Name origin: The star Koeia, whose name literally means "Star"

Pronouns: She/her

Age: 20

Title: Maid/Andromeda's lady in waiting

Weapon: Twin Sickles

Ethos (Power): Blessing (She can make others more powerful through cheering them on)

Flaw power is based on: Her Obsequiousness

Notes: She assures you her devotion to the princess is strictly for non-homosexual reasons

Name: Perseus/Percy

Name origin: The constellation Perseus, the hero

Pronouns: He/him

Age: 21

Title: 1st Knight/Andromeda's personal guard

Weapon: Harpē sword

Ethos (Power): Divine swordstrike (An all-powerful swing of the sword with no limit)

Flaw power is based on: His incredible arrogance and show-offishness

Notes: He assures you that his showy devotion to the princess is as heterosexual as it seems. Also he's the cousin Io from Nova Stella

Name: Ursa

Name origin: Ursa major, the big dipper.

Pronouns: She/her

Age: 38

Title: Major

Weapon: None

Ethos (Power): Bear-handed (Her claws are unbreakable and can slice through any material)

Flaw power is based on: Her hyper-diligence. Her ruthless devotion and adherence. Literally nothing could ever stand in her way.

Notes: She’s the mama bear of Kochab (Ursa minor) from the timber scouts

#reason i wanted to change koe's design was bc i felt like the first one was a bit too basic ig? #wanted to give it more personality beyond being a maid outfit #so a funkier skirt and shorter sleeves and gloves and stuff. idk its more koe and less maid. but still maid #other than that obviously are the two wholly new characters #honestly designing them was interesting in a way bc it was like reverse engineering andys face #i think she takes after her mom more tho #but she also does try to emulate her so thats also part of it #honestly andy is really similar to amary in a lot of ways not just bc of the whole princess thing but the family dynamics to a degree too #there are still some pretty big differences (andy wasnt abused but her father is still really strict and constraining out of worry #and amary's mom was actually kinda the polar opposite of andy's and their emulations are completely different too) #BUT #look read cepheus's flaw. hes not going to be a good guy lol #hes the type that starts out nice enough on the surface but when pushed it will become. again. ends justify the means #very.... 'my way or the highway' type guy i guess. but with power #cassiopeia s more noble than that though despite any arrogance in her skills #its like one side of a balancing act lost #again look at her power. its wings! wings mean freedom! no restraint! touch the sky! #unfortunately kingdoms arent usually about that is the thing #maybe andy can fix it now though #but honestly andy percy and ursa are pretty much all just here for convenience #it wouldve been easier to have a ref post lumping all royals and andy's entourage together. and ursa i guess idk where else shed go lol #i thought abt putting her w the zodiac knights but their theme is too uniform. background color is the same tho so same affiliation #w the royals #also does anyone get my amazing joke. shes a major. major ursa. ursa major. i know i know #ill be here all week #finn's ocs #oc references #finn's art

[flammedoudoune]

Random interactions I've had in the past couple of days in Japan:

-old naked lady at the sento who did her best to explain to 3 confused french tourists who had never been to a public bathhouse how to proceed, despite us barely speaking any japanese, and her barely speaking any english. She also gave us sweets afterwards. She was lovely.

-middle aged man who stopped us in the street to tell us we were beautiful. He then said "I am crazy", smiled, gave us a thumbs up, and left.

-brazilian tourist who started talking to me in the bus and told me I should go visit Himeji.

-old japanese man who started talking to me in the train station and told me I should go visit Himeji.

#the bathhouse was truly an experience #equal parts uncomfortable and nice #my friends were stressed out about it beforehand #but i kinda assumed that we'd each have our own space to take off our clothes and wash #and we'd have our little towel to cover us #and the only time we'd be fully naked would be when we're in the water so no big deal right #seems easy enough to avoid being naked in front of friends and family members right #wrong #you are naked so much in there #we were not prepared #but the place was pretty though #and the bath itself was very relaxing #and the old lady and the other customers were all very nice and patient with us #also i was feeling a bit nervous about people seeing that i only have one tit and a half #but nobody batted an eye #people genuinely did not care at all about how the others looked like #which actually felt very nice