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kaisworlds · 9 months

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Ummm ask: sub/bottom shanks and Mihawk getting dommed or doing kinky shit, because dear god do I want to take them apart and leave them a cockdrunk mess. Maybe with a bit of aftercare?

evil laughed out loud when i saw this ong

sorry this took so long anon and its shit 🕴

cw: threesome, basically slutting em out, male top dom reader ofc, reader is on shanks' crew, alcohol but everyone knows what they doing all consensual, feminizing mihawk, cumming inside, spanking

after seeing luffy's first bounty poster shanks decides to throw a party for his favourite new up and coming pirate, mihawk sitting on a log close to the fire away from shanks and his rowdy crew slightly annoyed by the fact that shanks wouldnt let him leave until he laid eyes on you....his eyes widening as he sees you step off of the ship greeting your crew mates dancing around with them. waving shanks over mihawk asks trying to look as if he is not interested "who's that...i dont remember seeing him on your crew the last time we met" shanks looks around the crew trying to see who mihawk is talking about until it clicks looking at mihawks eyes light up as he watches you dance "oh thats m/n.....i know right god he's hot....but unfortunately for you im going to go dance with him" before shanks could run off mihawk grabs his arm "what no dont-" shanks interrupts him quickly "well i know you arent going to so i will" he rips his arm away walking towards you his hips swaying a faint blush across his cheeks

"hey captain" you smirk looking down at him before he turns around swaying his ass against your crotch dancing with him until you feel a tap on your shoulder turning around to see mihawk "hey youre mihawk right? youre swords pretty cool" mihawk gulps down his glass of alcohol grabbing your hand pulling you away from shanks onto the ship in a quiet place he finally turns around his back against a wall "so you wanna tell me why you pulled me awa-" "kiss me" mihawk blurts out while staring at your lips the silence swallowing his heart the only sounds you hear are the faint celebratory yelling of your crew.

after what felt like hours (7 seconds) you ask him to repeat himself your hand slowly sliding up his chest, knuckles brushing against his open shirt "k-kiss me....please?" smirking leaning down "only cause you asked so nicely" pressing your lips against his, your thigh between his legs walking him back into your room, going to kick the door closed with your foot until you look to the side and see a familiar shoe, pulling back from the kiss not missing how mihawk chases your lips "captain you want anything?"

shanks walks in with a slight pout on his face draping his arms over your shoulders laying kisses along your neck "unfair that he gets you all to himself m/n...im your captain i should get attention too"

quickly realizing in your mind that the both of them arent giving up tilting up shanks' chin placing a kiss on his lips mumbling "get on the bed" watching the sway of his ass as he climbs onto your bed leaving mihawk staring up at you before you place you hand on his chest walking him back until his knees hit the foot of the bed pushing him down.

"strip"

with one word mihawks face flushes before his shaky hands reach up to push his shirt ofd his shoulders along with his coat kicking off his shoes and pants crossing his legs to hide the tent that formed in his boxers. your eyes trail up to shanks leaning against the headboard "that was meant for the both of you...." shanks smirked "i dont take orders from crewmates im the captain here get that strai-" grabbing a hold of his ankles yanking him down so his legs are dangling off the edge of the bed, you lean over running your hand up his shirt "strip before i do it myself" dark eyes staring up at your own struggling to keep on the dominant facade "youre too much of a pussy to do it yourself, do it i dare you"

nodding in acceptance of his challenge you rip his shirt off using barely any strength to tear the thick material off his body moving lower taking off his shoes before roughly pulling off his pants saying nothing as you turn around looking for something in the draws

mihawk turns to shanks "why are you here get out already you have him on your crew im only here for one day" shanks scoffs flicking the swordsmans thigh "stop being so desperate really funny seeing you like this" he stops and puts on a smile as you turn around "are my boys fighting over me mhm?" walking towards them with a bottle of lubricant standing in front of mihawk brushing the hair away from his face

"take off your underwear for me princess" he shits around pushing it down his thighs letting it drop to the floor watching you as you lower yourself crouching on the floor placing his pale legs on your shoulders kissing and marking his inner thighs with bites and hickeys leaning back to pour the lube onto his hole, middle finger prodding against him as he tries to back his hips into your fingers

shanks sttarts whining trying to get your attention leaning over the edge of the bed next to mihawks legs running his hands through your hair pouting "kiss me m/n please" he draws out his pleading while mihawk tries so pull your head closer to his crotch

eventually all the teasing ends as you stand up removing your fingers and easing your cock into mihawks ass, his blush spread across his chest. shanks on all fours head pushing into the sheets jerking his cock listening to mihawk whimper and your fingers rubbing around his prostate not helping the burning ball thats gathering in his gut.

gripping his waist with your free hand you begin to plow into mihawk, his ankles lock in behind your back, toes curling at the feelong of your shaft viciously rubbing against his prostate, cum squirting out onto his toned stomach and chest. the over stimulation starts to set in as his eyes flutter into the back of his head and his thighs begin to quiver.

not taking your focus off shanks you tease him by only leaving the tips of your fingers in and rubbing at his walls and you start hearing him cry, its been about 15 minutes of him having the hardest boner of his life with no release he doesnt know what do to anymore.

turning your eyes back onto the swordsman you litter him with praises telling him what a good boy he is before going to pull out he pulls you closer so youre cumming inside of him, the feeling of you filling him up is enough to have his body racking out another orgasm this time its a lot more clear and runny, you pull out giving him a kiss on his neck tucking him into the bed softly he keeps his eyes open trying to watch you and shanks

shanks finally gets his chance he beams brightly fat tears running down his face begging you to help him "pl-please anything just touch me please" he stands up on his knees on the bed kissing you trying to wrap his arms around your body

you postion him so his arching his ass towards you, bringing his ass back you snap your hips pushing your dick into him as he lets out a mewl almost whimpering his dick leaks at the feeling he's been waiting for.

he meets your thrusts half way by pushing back into you not wanting you to leave him, his hands claws at the sheets his knees buckling as he feels the slap coming down on his cheeks "m-more" he blurts out. you can almost see the heart in his eyes as he looks at you over his shoulder waiting for you to strike him again. smirking, you comply hitting the other cheek he lets out a loud moan cumming onto the sheets as you get closer going to pull out he gives you a stare almost saying "dont you dare" so you keep thrusting, cumming inside of him laying him down on the other side of the bed getting between them as they silently fight over who gets to hold you but to tired to agure they all asleep all over you as your hand rubs their backs

this is so bad im really sorry anon 🚶‍♂️

#kai writes👽#dom male reader #sub one piece #top male reader #amab reader #sub shanks #sub mihawk #kai answers👽

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fanofthelamb · 4 days

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So I went dumpster diving in my tablet for the first lamb I ever drew and WOW... I found a lot of sketches I really don't plan on revisiting. I am jsut gonna dump them below the cut for people to see!! Some of it is lore related, some of it is shit I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE, but IDC!!! I will post it anyway for the tumblr users who I keep an eye on my notifs for. (yes, i see you guys. even if i dont always interact I see you and love you guys)

Anyway, here is the earliest drawin I have of me drawing the lamb!! I am going to write a comment under a lot of these to add context to them.

A cute little baby <3333 but I struggled a LOT of figuring out what the lamb was wearing, I eventually figured it out though. (I hope)

if you know, you know. (RIP VAL)

for my BTG AU. I decided I no longer wanted chemach to make the [spoiler] for the lamb, though, so I scrapped this

vaaaal,,,,,, i was still learning how to draw him, i wish i put pants on him but do those even exist in COTL? (yes)

I haven't been able to do much with them because I'm putting other stuff first, but Brear has two kids, Notre and Brejul who Narinder absolutely ADORES. he is the one who babysits.

fun fact but the lamb being touch repulsed is a projection LOL. i hate it when people touch me it feels so tickly and makes me want to bite their faces off. (but i am touch starved and i LOVE to show affection to other ppl, esp thru back rubs)

yes, they have a hoop for personal space. no, ill never use it.

drum corcl,,,, i love the little dancing guy that comes from the drums

more narinder and brear. they're not romantically interested in each other, but he is absolutely head over heels for brear, their brother, and the kids. they even call him dad sometimes.

[no context]

kallamar and leshy before their crowns. the scene i have related to this isn't happening anymore, but it was leshy begging to be taught to swim.

another "the one who baby sits" doodle. the bishops all came into the cult with a very good repuation thanks to narinder. he likes to tell the kids of the cult stories about how amazing his siblings were. at first, it was just to nobre and brejul with stories about leshy(he missed leshy a lot even though he was still mad at him, and the two reminded narinder of his time with leshy), but then it escalated into him hosting storytimes with larger groups after they started repeating some of the stories he'd tell them.

unfinsihed stuff about with the lamb and thier mom. their mom wasn't afraid of the bishops at all, but knew that they were a still a threat to her and her child's life. the lamb did NOT care for anyone thier mom didn't approve of/enthusiastically liked. they were much more afraid of the bishops than their mother.

i do not actually know if i posted this.i dont think so, but i giggle every time i scroll past it

brear and nobre <333

im still workong on BTG shit, and i post a little bit of the characters on here even tho the comics are going to be posted elsewhere. they have a "crownlike" beak, but a body part. there's different creatures who became gods through different ways; crowns are one way but their power is stuck with the crown and they are considered extremely weak compared to other gods. i wont blabber on about it tho.

so many sketches has random lines through em because i work with a tablet,,, i hate it. anyway, narinder and kallamar everybody!

sketches i made but didn't bother to finish of me and merbre,,,,,,,,, my husband #1 <3 them w/ narinder + merbre arent gonna be considered "canon" but damn it ill self-ship with them until i get a follower i can WORK with

i come back to this every few weeks and im never happy with it, i dont know if ill finish this but i think about them........ before the divorce </3

unused from an ask

heartstealer. menace. you can rip my heart out anytime, leshy <3

dreshy. he LOVES dresses and being pretty and cute and pretty. he sucks narinder into a lot and heket will sometimes join in if he demands asks her to <3

another unused drawing from an ask i'll eventually answer. (mildly offended at being called a mutton cube.)

.... aaand WOW! I think that's everything guys!! things are still kinda wild but they're calming down a little bit. idk how much longer it's gonna last like this but I have some energy so I made a way-too-long post showing off art I wasn't supposed to post! Awesome. :D

#cw gore #cotl au stuff in here #23 pics under the cut btw #cotl #cotl fanart #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #the lamb #cotl narinder #cotl spoilers #cotl kallamar #cotl leshy #i dont think ill tag anymore #idek if i should've tagged this post at all #but well see how it plays out!!#THIS POST TOOK FOREVER TIME TO GO CLEAN

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ashironie · 13 days

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spoilers for tmagp ep 12. im making this on tuesday then relistening and adding more thursday.

i’ll be doing 2 in front of every thought i had on my second listen

Alex doing the title card? maybe a norris case? mayhaps?

2 Is getting of in relation to the bonzo lap dance turned dismemberment?

oh god.. first ep without a transcript… what the actual fuck are they saying

2 Oh thank god i have the transcript… sam actually got some rizz

celia and sam in the off room? i assume that’s why it’s so FUCKING ECHOY

2 Panting? man this guy is out of shape

2 awwww i kinda heard this part my first listen through </3. Alice unrequitedly loves Sam and Sam unrequitedly love Celia who unrequitedly loves Lena who unrequitedly loves Gwen who unrequitedly loves Alice (i don’t ship half these but it is funny to joke about imo)

2 SAM IS SUCH A CHARMER I NO LONGER WANT HIM TO DIE FIRST (sorry colin, looks like your up, and so is your time)

awwww, celam fans are gonna eat good with this one

my headphones are also broke so i can’t hear jack

ALICE YAY!!!!

2 something about alice makes tmagp 10x more understandable

aw but you love him for it :7

SHE IS JEALOUS!!!

he is so not over the institute, sam and alice are alike like that, he’s not over tmi she’s not over him

awwww alice stop being such a pessimist! like please do say it, i want sam to get out of this bullshit alive as much as you but like… yk

2 OH MY GOD “im sure celia would just love that” SALT IN THE WOUND SAM SALT IN THE WOUND!!! SHES IN LOVE WITH YOU YOU IDIOT DONT TALK ABOUT YOUR CRUSH IN FRONT OF HER!!!!

NORRIS!!! I WAS RIGHT!

norris sounds so robotic, i think i even heard him skip a bit. it’s either jonny is too much of a theater kid, or this is actually important to the lore. norris being less human, sounding less emotive, maybe a bit sad? hm? maybe a bit lonely?

2 the skip is on the words “Policy Number: 548651-656” and on “2024” or more specifically the numbers, which isn’t important in don’t think, but really does remind me of tts

fraud?? ooooooOooooOOOOooooo

ha “acting in good faith”

2 love the way Alex says dickheads, it’s so specific and so pointed

hey i know what a stag is!! i watch a british bitch give one to a 70yo! (its a bachelor(ette) party, im pretty sure)

a lunch box? OH MY GOD BONZO! IS IT BONZO OH MY GOD BONZO?

2 don’t you DARE insult my dear dear comic sans

YES BONZO!!! MR BONZOS ON HIS WAY HE WANTS TO STAY HE WANT TO PLAY!!!

wait why does lena want him murdered?

YES IT WONT TURN OFF!!!

wait cheer?

ew, i hate bonzo

ew…

HUG IT WHY ARE YOU HUGGING IT?

ohhhhh it looks not bad

JOEYS BOOTS????

OH MY GOD IS THAT WHO LENA WANTS DEAD?

OR THAT GUY WHOS STAG IT IS

2 “Just then the googly eyes turned to me,” im sorry but that will never not be funny. i am both disgusted by bonzo and think everything he does is hilarious.

oh god

ewwwwww

WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING? oh they didn’t know

wow dude i feel like that’s overkill bonbon

dut do

why is this SO visiral?

2 ugghhh i love the voice acting

His teeth are not soft

alex saying “bonzo…? bonzo bonzo?” is absolutely hilarious (although i don’t think it can top jonny’s “baaaaa”)

“none of us were left whole” WOW DUDE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKIN HAND?

AW SHIT

YEAH SUE EM! SUE EM TO HELL!

GWEN!

HAHA ALICE YES

AHHHH DYHARD MOMENT DYHARD MOMENT!!!

ALICE WAS SERIOUS!!!!

ALICE IS TRYING TO COMFORT GWEN AWWWWWWWW!!!

SERIOUS TALK!

THAT LITTLE GWEN LAUGH!!!!!

I WAS SO SCARED WE WOULDNT SEE GWEN

awww gwen getting her hopes up that alice isn’t fucking with her, so cute

YES!

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers

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rzyraffek · 1 year

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Imagine slasher going on his classing killng spree but he see kid treated badly/kid being sad. Its pure platonic

Slasher trying to comfort kid

'Trying' but hes are very akward. There is dailogue and its colored: slashers the kid . The ghostface one is funny while yautja is more cute! she/her pronouns Requests open

Ghostface

He was in silly goofy ah mood, so he went on killing spree (again)

It was some funny party with a lot of drunk teens and loud music

Kids older sibling probably did a party and she got scared of loud music and went crying in her room

After killing some people ghosty need a breather and just went into random room to clean his knife or something (idk i never been on killing spree)

And he just goes into this room and sees some kid crying their eyes off. "Uhhh what is kid doing here? I thoght im irresponsible but-" he got cut of by kid crying/venting how the people downstairs where mean and making fun of her :(

"Zamn kid thats though.. anyways idc cya" in fact he doest not care, police will be there in like 10min he doesnt have time to some child venting in general pls."are you going to kill me mr ghosty :( " "ayo you calm yourself down, aint no way in hell im killinng a kid"

He wont kill her ofcofc (reason? No reason t all :) )

After all killing spree stuff police still didnt come (either nooone called it or its American police so they are riding from difrent state or something) he will go check up on her, yknow if shes still crying :(

"Uhhh yep shes still crying ehhh do you want tea or something?" *nods* "god zamn Im a babysit now apearently"

Ghosty will probably smoke or something (babysitting kid is stressful) "my sister says that guests cant smoke inside :( " "yo sister dead(it is a joke he did not say that maybe he did say that )"

He wont let her go downstairs? Theres litteral crime scene over there?? Yall ever wached any movie?? This trauma would be start of her revange arc or something

Yaujta

???why is there human puppy randomly alone in middle of nowhere???

"Uhhh em child? Where are your human perents" ":( they said I should wait here" "uhhh *looks around* wh when did they leave you???" " it was morning when we went here" "uhhh its afternoon"

He cant just leave her here come one

But his place on earth is temorary he cant Just take her to ship

He will try to find her perents but it doesnt work he will take her TOTALY temporary to his ship and give her some food

Even if hr would find her perents, he woundnt be very pleased of what he sees, they clearly dont want her and they indeed try to abandon her

Turns out he accidently got attached and adopted her

Will melt if she will call him "alien/space dad" its so cute!

(I used x reader tags just to reach bigger audience, nothng sus happening here)

#slasher x reader #yautja x reader #yautja #ghostface #ghostface x reader #cute slasher headcanons #wholesale #slasher headcanons

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lady-of-the-puddle · 1 year

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All right I've been holding this back for a while but now you get to see my

Rating Tron's Exes

list

The boy:

See? him face

And now the exes:

FIRST UP WE HAVE

1. Dyson

Bougie Rat Bastard 3000

Is the Worst™

Absolute dork loser

Made a grab for power and betrayed his brother his captain hiS KING

Not even hot

2/10 Sucks like the vacuum he is

2. Clu

Discount fuck boi god wannabe

Okay listen

There's chemistry between them

Even if it's toxic af

He's part of Kevin of course he and Tron dated

Yes it was full of hate

Esp when he was stuck as Rinzler 😏

But sometimes u gotta date an asshole to know what u dont want

0/10 Actual Nazi

3. Able

Daddy? Sorry

FATHER material

Has stable job and income

Firm but kind and caring

Will tell u to stfu

Divorce was mutual and they got split custody of Beck so pretty chill breakup overall

10/10 Need I say more

4. Cyrus

Boundaries Were Crossed

Yet another betrayal *sigh*

My boi Tron knows how to pic em

Somehow more crazy than Clu

But less Nazi at least???

Spectacular revenge plot tbh

Looks pretty sick 😎

World's Messiest Breakup

5/10 Dedicated to the bit

4.1 Beck

CRACK SHIP I SWEAR

I know y'all are about to come for me

But listen

Programs have no concept of age

This ship is purely for fun for me, I highly ship them as father and son usually (see: Able)

Something about the desperation and trust issues between them speak to me

We all know it would never work out

7/10 doomed by the narrative (if we HAD ANY)

5. Flynnster

fuck boi God SUPREME

I am highly biased on this

loves Tron so much he ported him from the old system

Spent more time with him than with his own son (-1 point for that)

named everything after him

Tron was ready to give up his own life to save him

ANGST

never officially broke up but he thought he was derezzed so that counts

9/10 HERE WE STAND WORLDS APART HEARTS BROKEN IN T- ok I'll stop

6. Ram

Cinnamon Roll too pure yadda yadda

Wide eyed sweetheart

Never did anything wrong in his short cycle

Was in a brief polycule with Tron and Flynn

Only broke up because he derezzed

What's not to like

11/10 perfect angle

7. Yori

HER

Unpopular opinion y'all are about to murder me

They were each other's beards

She's a nerd lesbian

Because she's hot and I want a chance with her I want her to be

They simply realized they preferred other programs and amicably broke up

She calls him up from the first system every now and then and they spill some hot tea and rebellion tips

100/10 bc im in love with her here have another pic

Anyone I missed?

In conclusion, all users and programs desire Tron carnally, grid's biggest slut, he's in nothing and is my everything thank you for coming to my TRON Talk next time I'll rate Beck's exes cause that's been overcooking in my brain too

#tron #tron uprising #tron legacy #tron 1982 #kevin flynn #tron beck #tronblr #clu #yori #rinzler

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obscureother · 1 month

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🌑 ˚x'˙ intro. . ??

Hello. . !! im new to tumblr, so sorry if wonky things happen while im setting this up. im still trying to figure things out guys-

i lurk on other accounts for general content but im closeted n shy so i made this one to yell about things instead so i don’t expose myself to people i know lolol

if you know or find other profiles i own, i request you not expose it for those reasons before im comfortable to.

so this is just an f/o blog/journaling. . thing. I'm not entirely sure what content will be here, but it will be centered around f/os, self-shipping, and its just to give me a place to yell about the people that live in my/your brain rent-free and know they don’t exist but we pretend they do anyway for comfort reasons and serotonin, dopamine, uhh what other things feel good and ok??

some of it will be for you if I happen to think of something, other times it is for me to explode over my fixation f/os!!

youre also welcome to come yell about your f/os if you just need someone to talk to them about!! dont think i know em?? COME OVER and INTRODUCE THEM. you can come in DMs, asks, or however you want to!! id be happy to know your f/o or listen to you talk about them if no one else will :00

This is a comfort blog to me, so there wont be any room for meanness or intended offenses here. Dont come to me with troublesome things or somehow twist/morph my content into something its not, we're just here to have a cool time with our fictional people, bro. . :((

ok who r you tho:

To be honest, I don’t have a name or something to go by as of posting this, I might get one later or just make a new comment all fancy for the pin. . For now you can just call me whatever you deem good or just go off my blog/username!! Don’t be mean tho. i may take one you guys think of or figure it out on my own.

they/them

im 21 yo. (if youre a minor, i dont mind you coming to say hello, but do look below the other stuff content for what you need to look out for. you should also know some of you goofy kiddos have energies i dont know how to respond to sometimes, so dont worry if i get awkward or something, its not your fault lolol.)

im in college, so forgive me if im slow, im also just not on tumblr very often :v i dont ghost people on purpose i swEaR-

i might post my f/os on a whole list, idk yet, but theyll prolly be mentioned sometimes to the very least. you can def ask of them tho!! (edited: i made an f/o list if you want to see them.)

i dont know if ill post content of my own f/os or me/my sona for them, but it could be there.

i dont mind sharing f/os!! id love to yell about them together. if you dont like that, then its ok!! i either wont talk about them with you so you can be their person when we talk of them, or you can just block/not interact. ill be sad i dont get to meet you, but its ok.

other stuff:

Nothing explicit/detailed will normally be posted. but: The worst there will be is just being hormonally silly from kind of "rrr ovaries go brr, chew on theM-" energy of my f/os. i will try to create a tag to mark it with so you can exclude honky content if you want or need to later, tho. from what i know, you can "block" tags. . so i think that will work if you like the other goofy stuff on the blog??

(edited: I DID IT, I DID THEM, LOOK: 🌑obscure tags list for the obscure blog )

NSFW talk can be in DMs, tho.

DO NOT come to me with those concepts if youre a minor tho, oh dear GOD. honky grown-up talk is not for you goofy child-folk.

LGBTQ+ friendly!! im nonbinary and love everybody. youre ok too. 💙

i do roleplay sometimes, but only in dms n please dont go exposing our roleplays to others. . i would be very not comfy :"0

if you want to roleplay, you can dm me to ask but i dont have to say yes or i might not be able to. im slow too dfsdf=

i may or may not make a side blog once i figure out how to do stuff, but know that until then, im going to just post whatever on this one til i know how to do things on tumblr lolol.

forgive me if some of my content gets deleted, edited, whatever as we go. like i said, this whole thing is very new to me and its not very organized for now. its just there. its gonna get wonky over here on my side for a bit.

• tiny bat gif •

#f/o community #introduction #f/o blog #blog intro

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couchie · 6 months

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Fucked up ship bingo harrykim and jh discoelysium

-@mansplainmanipulatemalewife

MY BELOVED MUTUAL WHO IS WITH ME THROUGH MY FLOPS <333

ok so kimharry

i am going to expand on everything i marked and you dont get a say in it

-> undeniably t4t

i dont care much for t!kim tbqh, it's become too mainstream for me. my approach for it is "eh, why not?"

now harry on the other hand...

oh i am FERAL for t!harry you have NO IDEA. TRANS MAN HARRY? AUGHHHHH. TRANSFEM HARRY? OUGHHHHHHH. NB HARRY? WAUGHHHHH. IM HERE FOR IT. it's so fuckin good n i eat it up every single time. his canon issues with his masculinity gives perfect content to toy with his gender in every which way and it is divine

and so yeah that is to say. t4t kimharry is a fuck yeah

-> terrible for each other (affectionate)

they clash. thats it thats the post. opposites attract typa stuff. thats why i marked the "(affectionate)" one

-> playing with them like dolls (taking them on dates and making them be all cute)

DOMESTIC KIMHARRY FUCKS. FIGHT ME ABOUT IT. we see them under a time crunch interacting with the mystery of a hanged man looming over their head and their districts in a pissing contest and with harry freshly amnesiac. i want to see the fall out. i want to see the progress. i want to see them when they're not focused on other plot things and we can get to the character development part. i want to see how they deal with themselves and each other on a normal day

-> thinking about them Always and Forever

yeag

-> LET THEM HAVE A HAPPY ENDING‼️‼️

BRO THE BAD ENDINGS FOR DE... MY HEART CANT TAKE THAT SHIT. let them be nontoxic partners. let them have good stuff in life. let them have each other. PLEASE.

-> the DEVOTION oh my GOD

there was a whole post analyzing how theyre devoted to each other and why theyve latched onto each other dont make me rewrite it

harryjean

WE GOT A BINGOOOO WOOOOO🎉🎉

ok here we go

-> i want them 2 make out with blood in their mouths like vampire bats

i dont think i need to explain, it is quite concise. do i think this will solve anything between them? no. should they do it regardless? absolutely yes

-> divorced <3

in my humble opinion they are more divorced than harry and dora are. yall r underestimating the power of toxic masculine work friendship in which they hang onto each other to not kill themselves and then one of them just forgets about it. maybe the divorce is one sided but they are. they rly are.

-> they will die together in a heart shaped pool of blood

(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

-> terrible for each other (derogatory)

oh ueah absolutely. they constantly fought and argued and anything and everything. they made the other's anger levels skyrocket, on purpose, just to get a rise out of em. but they still needed each other. it's not like either could afford a therapist, much less working in a place that was actually not-actively-killing-them-slash-making-them-suicidal. they were all they had

-> "you should see the other guy" *points at a dead body*

that finna b jean fr

-> playing with them like dolls (Psychological Torture)

they are The guys for angst <333

-> thinking about them Always and Forever

yeagh

-> sicko 2 sicko communication

absolutely

-> they should kill each other

self explanatory <3

tiny little disclaimer i didnt play enough to meet jean and this is based off of what i gathered about him from other peoples' jeanposting so if it's ooc. oops. it's basically the version of him i crafted in my head

#funguy🍄#disco elysium #asks #kimharry #jeanharry

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catholicwhorexxx · 8 months

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every single thought i had abt one piece live action

alvida is so hot im praying when she comes back she’ll have the slip slip fruit and still be fat please god.

introducing zoro with baroque works instead of with helmeppo was fucking genius, and mr 7’s redesign is pique. and the gore of zoro killing mr 7? sets a great fucking precedence.

binks brew playing in the background of the flash back where luffy eats his fruit >>>>>

i want a copy of nami’s book as merch

i love the little homage to the original of luffy planning to just fly in

having luffy be there for the scene with helmeppo and rika >>>>

ive said it once ill say it a thousand times how do they manage to make zoro even gayer. ill never get over the whimpering caption with helmeppo just crawling on the ground.

nami girlboss girlslaying even

zoro you cryptic little gay freak “then he owes me money” “didnt wanna make a mess”

im mad they didnt make captain morgan tell helmeppo he didnt beat him as a kid is bc he’s too pathetic to hit.

captain “we should be working for the same team” morgan. bro you are an elder fag preying on a young gay man. THE SHOULDER TOUCH???

roronoa “i kinda got my own thing going on” zoro

“7 days? i could catch up on my sleep”

“when i get down from here, you’ll be the one begging.” MY GOD YOU FAG

tag urself im the bead of sweat in zoros eyebrow

“get lost”

“i am.. lost”

“heyhey no. dont do that.”

my god nami’s actress is perfect the body language, tone of voice, its so accurate to how she was pre joining strawhats. and GOD her facial expressions in her first fight scene w luffy…

zoro almost dipping then deciding he wants to fight lmao i love it

“arent you that drunk from the bar?”

“glad i made an impression.”

morgan you didnt capture shit

inaki did a great job making luffy still look animated.

zoro cutting helmeppos hair is so fucking funny

garp knew exactly who it was when he first got that call

buggy youre sitting like SUCH a slut

buggy loves talking abt shanks like he’s an ex boyfriend

i wanna see what else buggy can do

zoro definitely had sex with cabaji and then killed his brother

i could watch yasopp shoot people all day

shanks casting is so well done im obsessed with the fact that none of the characters are the conventionally attractive roblox looking types

also the timing of luffy being drowned and the flashback to shanks saving him… timed perfectly great depiction of ptsd. same thing with zoros flashbacks.

“why gonna rob the place blind?”

“at least a little blurry”

i love the wlw mlm solidarity with nami and zoro, oh my god the scene of them getting dressed and nami picking out a shirt for him??? obsessed.

zoros pink ass drink

FUNKY BAR MIRROR BALL???

“arlonggg babyyyy”

“you dont think she like. like likes me do you?”

i love the way the meowmin twins move when theyre fighting in the stairwell

luffy grinning like a freak through kuros blades :333 and then the fucking thumbs up

luffys look to nami when kaya says they have a ship

damn they really just fucking murked merry

“they do know im the captain right?”

“let them have this one”

“we are” playing while they leave syrup village im obsessed

nami laughing for probably the first time in years at usopp and luffy fighting over who’s the captain

i could write an essay about the fear in garps eyes in that flashback (im going to)

“which way is port?”

“the left!”

“neverrrrrrr!”

“fine ya brat have it yer wae”

garp laughing bc he’s actually invested in his job again

the camera lense while luffy is smelling the baratie is fucking hilarious

“add food to the equation and suddenly he knows how to navigate”

ive said it once i’ll say it a thousand times inaki does a great fucking job making luffy still look animated

ill never get over sanji’s accent its so fucking fan indulgent

the little angry kick after he puts em on the fucking ground

“welcome to our shitty restaurant where the only thing worse than the ambiance is the food. my name is sanji what can i get for you?”

“any drinks one of our signature cocktails to help you choke down your meal?”

“apologies madam didnt see you there. would you care for an apéritif to start?”

sanji is such a freak oh my god i love him

zoro pointing it out is so fan indulgent

zoro grinning like an idiot when nami says “i need a drink”

im obsessed with usopps fishbowl

sanji’s smile talking about the all blue WAHHHH

i love live action sanji cooking

his fucking theme playing oh my god

zoro and nami comparing usopp to a sea slug

“i had friends”

“swords dont count”

“i had one friend”

“hell one more than i have”

zoro you fucking freak

why is he standing like that fucking fag

“because youre my friend you idiot” NAMI WAHHHHHHHH

zeff is so hot omfg

sanji’s desperate baby scream breaks my heart

i really like they went using with the original manga plotline for sanji’s backstory

“id eat both arms and legs to save zoros life”

putting buggy in the bag is so fucking funny

that zoom in on sanji yelling “zeff” what was that

god i love sanji and zeffs fight

zoro waking up scene is fucking adorable

zoro you fucking devoted freak i love you

ill never get over sanji’s theme

“the only thing i wanna hear from you is dinner specials”

baby nami is perfectly cast

BLACK NOJIKO BLACK NOJIKO

buggys body pinned up at arlongs base lmfao

“arlong has bled us dry”

“then find more blood”

i love helmeppo sitting like that lmao

bellemere’s death scene always makes me tear up jesus christ

“i thought itd take a lot more liquor to bring out your mutinous side.”

why was arlongs speech edited like that oh my god

“of course i will” makes me tear up every fucking time

nami drawing her maps in fucking blood is such great symbolism

“you look tired, maybe you should take a break”

“maybe you ought to get back in the kitchen”

“quit screwing around! luffy needs us!”

“you just got here you dont know what luffy needs.”

“i know he needs my cooking.”

“putting two slices of bread together?”

telling buggy to shut up in unison lmao

“im gonna get outta here.” while flipping them off

“fucking clown.”

USOPP EXPLODING STAR U GOAT

“i get it zeff was mean to you boohoo”

“you dont ever badmouth nami.”

“now youve done it.”

god i love taz skylar

“all great fighters call out there finishing moves”

“yeah youre gonna fit in just fine.”

SANJI WANTING TO HUG NAMI AND HER RUNNING PAST LMFAO

“back for seconds must have liked it.”

“at least i dont need 3 swords to prove im a man.”

garp jus beating the shit out of luffy

nami hitting nezumi >>>>>

god i fucking love nami talking at bellemeres grave

“i know what it means to fight for your family.”

luffy’s reaction to his bounty im in love

koby what was that gay ass look you want to kiss luffy so bad dont you

“be a good marine.”

“be a good pirate.”

luffy mimicking his poster

god i love makino

kaya with a different tea looking healthy 😭

luffy’s bounty up under employee of the month

BUGGY AND ALVIDA BUGGY AND ALVIDA BUGGY AND ALVIDA

god i love garp

helmeppo learning to be swordsman :33

“maybe the old chef was right. it id your turn.”

“i can still take you.” not in a fight…

their jolly roger 🥺🥺🥺

#op la #one piece live action #op la spoilers

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astronnova · 9 months

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response to @imminent-danger-came from this post!!!! thank you for replying mwehehehehehehehehehehe

#DAMN#IT'S TRUE#people need to accept that shadowpeach is a fucked up an' unhealthy ship (that maybe can get better) and that's okay! that's why I like 'em

yes this is SO true so true so true. their dynamic is so warped and bonkers and thats why i loooove it. its about the obsession. its about the guilt. the tragedy. its about the unstoppable force vs immovable object and how they cant stop coming back to eachother. im normal, i swear

#''azure and lbd were kinda the same just different execution'' YEAH. HMMM PARALLELS.

i love parallels i love it when writing does this i love feeling the overarching theme tie into every part of the story i love storytelling

#macaque and azure are also the same with their Wukong abandonment arcs. Foil MK that way. It fucking rules

this too. im a big fan of how bonkers azure and macaque are for wukong and also how mk is so open to subconsciously absorbing others ways of thinking that he just internalizes that too. these guys......... its okay that wukong has other things going on u guys......... its okay.......

#I will say. On one hand yeah oh my fucking god the fandomization of Macaque is so fucking terrible. This post is so right#On the other: I think Wukong very much did abandon macaque first lol#But they abandoned each other (It's why MK and Mei not doing so is 👌👌👌👌👌)

hard agree about the fandomization of macaque, it reeeeeeks. let him be an awful bastard

ok this has me curious! id love to know when wukong abandons macaque first, cause i personally can't think of the time he does that. (i know tone is hard to come across via text so i want to make it clear im being 100% genuine here).

based on all the time we know wukong left macaque, he always came back to him and his intentions for leaving were to protect macaque and the monkeys on flower fruit mountain. when he left to train with subodhi, he came back after his training. we also never see macaque show any disdain for this or claim that was wukong abandoning him with the action.

then, wukong goes to the celestial realm and works as the stable boy before he gets super drunk and petty and then goes back to flower fruit mountain. macaque never shows any anger over this either, so i don't think that's abandonment.

after, wukong and the brotherhood attack the celestial realm and wukong is captured and put into the furnace and then forced under the mountain. i don't think wukong's capture counts as abandonment, especially since wukong makes it super clear that he does not want to be under that rock.

originally i thought macaque didn't know about wukong's capture like azure and the others, which could be a reasonable conclusion for him to come to; that wukong abandoned him for the celestials, but we know that macaque knows wukong was captured. macaque even visits him under the mountain. that's when macaque severs their ties and leaves wukong trapped.

also yes........ yes..!!! mk & mei are the wukong & macaque narrative parallels.... i love storytelling

#And I think like. Why should Macaque have to bail Wukong out and put himself in danger with all of heaven because of what Wukong chose to do

its less about "macaque having to bail wukong out and indanger himself over wukong's problems" but more of like, wukong and macaque did the exact same thing, which was attacking the celestial realm. that's why wukong got caught. it's not just macaque, azure, peng, bull king and yellowtusk have some sort of moral responsibility in a way to at least try to help wukong, because all of their combined actions led to wukong taking the punishment for all of them.

i mean, sure, macaque has no reason or responsibility to bail wukong out if you look at it from that scene alone, with the "you dont owe anyone anything" mindset. but considering the other things we know, like how macaque was apart of the attack and supported wukong and fought along side him, there's a bit of a moral obligation to help wukong out since macaque's apart of the reason why wukong was captured.

#This post almost has the opposite problem of ''Wukong is villainzied while Macaque is a baby boy'' like#Wukong wasn't a good person either (they both suck(ed))#But he changed

HAHA lol sorry, that wasnt my intent. i want to make it clear that yeah, wukong wasnt a good person either! but i think the major distinction is that he wasnt a good person, past tense. in the show currently, wukong's a pretty alright guy, and the journey to the west helped him grow into a better person. i jsut feel it isn't necessary to mention wukong's terrible traits from the past because they arent... relevant to him in the current tense. that, along with the fact that the fandom keeps bringing it up, im focused more on mentioning macaque's terrible actions instead of wukong's because macaque is still acting that way while wukong grew as a person hundreds of years before canon. no reason to mention the terrible past of someone who's already made up for it, that kind of thing.

and your right! he changed, and thats good! my main point is that macaque didnt, but the fandom loves to act like he did.

#''We can't change who we were yesterday or in a past life or a hundred lifetimes ago! We live with the choices we've made for what-#-matters is the choices we make right now!''#Like yeah obviously Macaque was biased. (He says so himself: ''Everyone is the hero of their own story'')

yep ^

#But Macaque also steps in in s2 because Wukong LITERALLY abandoned MK chasing after another source of power.

i feel like thats a misinterpretation of season 2 and wukong's actions, because the reason wukong "abandons" mk is to keep mk out of danger. wukong's objective is to find a way to defeat the lady bone demon without having to drag mk into it, because he feels mk isn't ready for that kind of large battle yet. he isn't leaving mk behind to go look for more power for himself, he's leaving mk in a safe place while he goes to deal with the main threat to keep mk from getting involved. he isn't quick enough, but the point still stands.

macaque steps in and even admits in the shadow play episode that he only came by to torture mk for fun ("i was gonna do the whole watch the hero be tormented by their own mistakes thing..." is what he says, which is funny because that's really relevant to wukong's character too haha).

#SWK is making the same mistake he always has. And then MK in s2 is ALSO making that same mistake#And Macaque had to be a loser about it but it is very interesting to see it from his pov.#He steps in when MK is acting that little bit too much like Wukong in all the wrong ways. (2x07 4x09)

and you've got a point! wukong has a habit of shouldering everything himself and believing he has to be the one to fix everything, since he has the most abilities and powers out of everyone... *gestures vaguely* alive, lol. that's why he keeps secrets throughout s2-3, because the way he deals with large scale threats is by keeping his cards close to his chest. given his past, i don't blame him

so true, too, cause mk's going down that path of self isolation like wukong has already done. mk's trying to spare his friends from his "burdens" (his trauma with lbd in s2 and his trauma from azure lion and the scroll in s4) and by doing so he shuts down and keeps to himself. macaque interprets this as him "abandoning his friends", but that's because macaque's a projector LOL. we already know he does that constantly. i find it interesting too, cause macaque is somehow the most empathetic person in the cast but uses that as a way to drag people down to his level, its rlly fun. i like macaque a lot

i'll be real, i don't think macaque steps in because he genuinely wants to help mk, it's more like he sees mk (season 2 specifically here) as a smaller, weaker wukong that he can actually punch around. he knows if he tried to mess with the real wukong he'd get his ass handed to him, so he goes for the easier target. in season 4, his perspective is different but it still isn't 100% in mk's favor. and also imma be real his advice was butt booty dog water bHKBHADBHKAHAH

side note that im not able to articulate that well because its late but it moderately fits this topic: macaque uses shadow play as partially a way to continue placing doubt in mk's mind about wukong. macaque has a vendetta, and so he thinks everyone else should hate wukong too, no matter how wukong acts now. macaque practically refuses to accept wukong's changed because that would mean macaque would have to self reflect and realize that he isnt all that like he acts like he is. he's very self righteous and tries to put down mk while also placing doubt and manipulating mk into disliking and not trusting wukong. he does this like every chance he gets in season 3, also

#But maybe I think in general that ''antagonist'' is a better word to describe macaque rather than villain

sure! i can agree, mostly s4 and up, but in s1-3 he fits the bill for villain too, imo

#Anyways me on team ''Wukong and Macaque both hurt each other in equally fucked up ways'': my totally unbiased imp opinion#''Wukong was on a path of self-destruction. We all were.''#MY PERSONAL INTERPRETATION: MK is to Macaque what the Monk was to Wukong.

oh yeah i agree, wukong and macaque are such a tragic duo because of all those centuries of baggage, and they've hurt eachother so much intentionally and unintentionally. its great, i love it

"wukong was on a path of self-destruction. we all were" that phrase caught my attention big time because up until those point macaque had like no remorse for anything he'd done, so it was super interesting having him say that to mk. i was like. what da hell, macaque redemption arc REAL!?!??!?!?! im interested to see where they take macaque! he's the most likely to get that redemption tbh he's got all the flags

also i think that's a pretty cool way to look at it, and i def see what you mean. mk's good nature and desire to help rubbing off on macaque when wukong's couldn't is a very cool way to look at things, and also it slots into canon very nicely. macaque won't listen to wukong, mainly because they're so connected and all those centuries of baggage (six eared "i want the old wukong back and i also blame him for everything that goes wrong" macaque), but having someone new who also has some stake in their lives (wukongs successor) be the one to tell him Stop Being Weird and having it work, its very interesting.

#LMK is very much a show about everyone dealing with the world in their own way.#Some open noodle shops. Some try to create a clean slate. Others want to leave the world better than they found it#And Macaque was very much just in survival mode trying not to die while also trying to get back at Wukong#''Look out for number one'' like that's how he coped with the world/how he saw it.#And MK kind of up-ended that point of view. 3x10 was THE time to abandon Mei yet MK refused to

so true! lego monkie kid's s1-3 message of the world being fine just the way it is because there's good people in it is what made me fall in love with the series at first. and also how it shows how people live their lives and keep moving despite the hardships of the world is very nice. me like. and yeah! macaque's "look out for number one" mentality is very nice and i like how that fits into his and wukongs characters. its very night and day (HA get it). wukong tries to look out for everyone else while macaque is only interested in looking out for himself. its cool , i like that. especially because it relates back to their original versions in the original story, where macaque represents the dark desires of the mind like his selfishness and spitefulness and wukong kills him as a sign of overcoming those desires and instead choosing the path towards enlightenment and doing good for others and the world.

macaque has a habit of forming full opinions and thoughts on people without properly knowing them and then sticking to those thoughts for the rest of time, not considering their ability to grow and change. mk constantly makes him have to come to terms with the fact that he is wrong and its so awesome. especially because we all know daaamn well that he saw himself in the "mei is my best friend, im not going to leave her when she needs me!" moment. its really good

#So strange to me people think they can't like villains. I'm assuming it's more than just the kids/teens in the fandom

yeah its super wild. a lot of ppl (esp in this fandom, i havent seen it this bad since like voltron i think and i wasnt even apart of that fandom) believe that to like a villain there has to be some reason why the character is secretly "the good guy" or something, because if they like a straight up bad guy then it means theyre a bad person, when in reality its just relating to the conflicts that those "bad guys" represent and stuff. idk its wild out here i have never seen people jump through so many hoops to justify why they like a villain. they dont have to be secret good people, they can be bad and you can like them because of that. like, one of my fav characters from modern cartoons is emperor belos from the owl house and that guy is like basically pure evil LOL

i'll answer your other tags tomorrow! i am very tired and it is past midnight for me. snoozing at my desk, almost

#critical . txt #🐒 critical watches the kid monkie show

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istherewifiinhell · 2 months

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i also want to give u megs and his duplicitous sluts but i have not sorted out their names to memory. the ones i enjoyed from the clips and any other ones he may have that make a fun duo with him

GOD BLESS U KFHBGJHDF o777

technically in terms of duplicitous sluts i feel like thats just screamer, and a small minority of like. only in one show guys (knock out the gay car, par example). (assuming meaning = duplicitous TO megs) beast wars megs, whose crew is made of entirely of ppl who want to over throw him, minus two extremely horny for him (googles how ants are related to scorpions) Antropods. is an outlier and is not being counted.

but i CAN do u. megstar variations. plus extras.

also COMPLETE opposite of a duplicitous slut megs and his most loyal guy sound.wave (tape deck guy. deadpan guy) is a constant standby classic. competency ship. and comedy gold. and even tho i dont like the show it gets extra comedy points in prime cause that megs is completely off his shit fucked up over the meg.op breakup and (plot bullshit) cursed amulet rocks. i DO think this specific sounders is like. probably ready to explode about how badly this whole operation is going. also all megs are fond of creatures (bond villian ass trait) and he comes with em. so makes sense if tf was a world ruled by logic (its not) and mid compelling.

knock out is only duplicitous when hes following screamer to over throw megs but he has the MUCH higher quotient survival instincts so WILL chicken out and run away. AGAIN in a world with a less divorced megs this would be funny. most deadly guy every and his little unserious fop. who does violence and medical malpractice for fun. does NOT make sense. compels me for its LACK

SAME show meg.star is like. this show is logically challenged. so it doesnt make sense. nothing they do makes sense. its not HIGH on the compells me scale cause its not very cunty either. but theres merits. its. extant.

cv meg.star. already made that post. more unstable variant in the makes sense stat. im eating it up tho.

g1 meg.star THE GOAT!!! makes sense TO MEEEE. Compels MEEEEE. this is cartoon universe with cartoon logic its like tom and jerry romance. please. makes sense in context. COMPELLING

animated meg.star. essentially the same as g1 but screamer basically actually kills megs in ep 1 and when megs gets his body back he kills screamer right back. but. (plot magic crystal) screamer becomes unkillable so. they just go back on to trying to kill each other. EXPLAINED IN UNIVERSE. makes sense slapstick. slightly less compels me personally BUT not its fault.

arm.ada meg.star. THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY REAL AND SAD. instead of an over throwing screamer this one turncoated to the good guys. and hes so conflicted and sad and whatever. wet cat. this arm megs actually beat screamer in a duel and was like. well maybe one day youll get good enough to beat me (chewing glass). AND for the final arc of. the bots and cons have to work together. megs too driven by his own shit to see the.. (handwave) existential threat to them all. oppie is fighting him (their normal way of solving debates) and screamer actually BUTTS IN like. this is MY dramatic emotional gay fight scene. gets fatally wounded on purpose just to ask megs to work with them. 'do it for me'. LITERALLY REAL MAKES SENSE in a tragic failed way. infinitely compelling.

#some shit #its not called cisformers #links all of my own posts just for clarity and bc ive become a wiki imitating monster #took a while cause i got called away to other posts then needed to eat THEN added the links. <- saying so cause its funny to know.

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I hope im doing this right.

I think about soft dom Deku alot

Like just being his sweetheart? Him being so soft with reader, expecting when the two of you have sex?

Like, maybe I'm too vanilla, or too soft, but praising reader for doing so well as he eats her out? Has you moaning and whining

Filling you up with load after load because he just loves stuffing you full?

Ooff

The dream.

Ooo but let's have some fun with it, fantasy wise.

Pirate Deku

He loots, he plunders, but what he doesn't do is deal on the market of trafficking people.

He makes a point of it to take out ships that do.

You are one of the victims on that ship.

He saves your life. It's a good while from land but, in that time he falls in love with you, and you him

Anndd insert the above.

So sorry. I sorta ran off with that didn't i?

In any case I hope you have fun with this

If you decide to do it at all

( it's cool if you dont! Not that you need any permission from me or anything)

AHOY MATIES. TIME TO SET SAIL ON THIS PIRATE DEKU AU. BON VOYAGE MOTHERFUCKER.

PirateAu! Midoriya x Reader

Words: 2,805

Warnings: Lemon, sword fighting/violence aka death but its a minor death so dw

"Yar! Ye lazy good for nothins'! I want me ship in the 'lantic by the next full moon! We finally got our sacrifices." The bearded captain let out an ugly laugh of triumph as you struggle against the harsh ropes that held you and five other captives around the pole in the center of the ship. You were picked up at the last stop, a burlap sack thrown over your eyes as you struggled and screamed for help while being dragged onto the pirate ship. Nobody did anything, which isn't surprising. Anyone who lived in cities with ports knew the control pirates had over them and how they could never get in the way.

The sack was removed off your head once you were secured around the pole.

"You won't get away with this!" You spit, angry that they expected everyone to bend to their will. A sword was suddenly inches away from your throat, a cold sweat instantly running down your spine. The crew laughs as you gulp, staring into the captain's eyes.

"Ye has quite a mouth on 'em aye? I can think of a few ways to fix that." The sultry taunting tone that left his mouth had bile rising in your throat. The crew laughs again and before the captain could say anything more, the sound of a sword slicing through something, or someone, silences the commotion.

"Oh yeah? How?" The crew freezes and directs their attention behind you. You couldn't follow their gaze as to who they were staring at because it was on the opposite side of the pole you were currently tied to. There was only a brief pause until battle cries rang out and swords were drawn, the sound of clashing, grunts of pain, and death surrounded you.

"Oh my God..." Struggling more against the ropes, you desperately wanted to escape, but at the same time close your eyes and avoid seeing someone die in front of you. Peeking an eye open, you see a man with dual-colored hair off to the side of you, cutting the ropes that tied everyone together.

"Go to the east side and jump. Our rescue boat is down below and we'll take you back to our ship." The ropes finally gave way and you immediately rub the rope burn covering your arms. All the other captives scramble to their feet and start running to the side of the boat, dodging swords and fighting along the way. You go to follow but hesitate at the violence going on around you.

Just go (Y/n). Run. Jump. Easy.

You start to put one foot forward when another sword finds its way under your neck. "Ye not moving another inch...savvy?" The captain grits out bitterly, a drop of his spit landing on your cheek making you grimace. Flickering your gaze back to where the other captives ran too, you don't see them anymore and can only assume they jumped.

Your eyes slide shut in defeat, waiting for the icy slice of iron, but something suddenly slams into you and the next thing you know, you're flying through the air. There's an arm wrapped around you tightly and you reach up instinctively to wrap your arms around their neck in return. Opening your eyes, you look up to see a man with green hair and eyes, with freckles littered across his cheeks gazing straight ahead. It was then you realize he was holding you with one hand and the swinging rope with the other, the sheer strength of him making you gawk in disbelief.

He finally looks down at you and smiles, making your heart rate pick up. "Hope you don't mind we're taking a round trip." The rope curves widely over the open ocean before the two of you swing back over the fight. The man directs his attention back down to your previous captor. His face is one of anger and concentration; completely different from the genuine smile he just gave you. "I know a way to fix the problem..." That was all the green-haired man whispered before connecting his feet against the captain's chest, the loud crunching sound making you wince harshly.

You watch the captain crumble limply to the deck, his lifeless body causing his crewmates to cry out. "Now that's what I call captain crunch..." You whisper out.

"What was that?"

"Nothing."

Still swinging on the rope, you see that a larger ship has pulled up next to the one you were already on. "I'm going to let go of the rope once we get above my ship, okay? Don't let go." Tightening your grip around his neck, you nod and watch below you as you cross over water again before a different, much cleaner, deck below your feet. The wind rushes up your body as you fall, a screech wanting to make its way out of your throat. His arms tighten around you as he lands and drops in a roll, taking you with him.

Winded from the adrenaline, you lay still, staring up at the blue sky, relieved that you didn't up trafficked but terrified you almost died. Now you were saved but by who and what are his intentions?

"Ready to fire Captain Deku?" A calculated voice calls out from afar. Captain Deku stands up and you see him shake out his hair from your peripheral. He stares off to what you knew was the other ship next to you, the old crew still crying out in panic.

"Fire!"

The sound of cannons firing had you wincing slighting as you return your gaze to the sky.

"Hey, are you okay?" The Captain enters your line of vision, the bright sun casting a halo around his head. Screams and splintering wood fade away as you stare at the angel above you.

"Am I dead?"

The smile returns as he reaches a hand out to you. You take it willingly, his effortless strength pulling you up with no problem. Dizzy, you grip his hand tighter and look around, seeing the other captives talking to his crew who were offering them food and drink.

A bubbly brunette wiped the forehead of one of the captives with a cloth, giggling at something he said. The dual-haired boy handed a boy and a girl a baguette, a ghost of a smile on his face as they expressed their gratitude. A boy with indigo hair watched silently off to the side as the enemy ship was torn apart by cannons, the crew going down with it and their deceased captain.

"Wow..." You let go of the Captain's hand and turn to him. "Thank you..."

Captain Deku was already staring at you and the thought that he has been watching you this entire time made you flush. Your embarrassment seems to snap him out of it, because he clears his throat, equally embarrassed.

"Did he say where you guys were headed? My crew and I have been tracking him for two moon cycles now...luckily we had intel at the last port we visited..." He trails off looking to you to fill in the blanks.

"I...um..." His attentive gaze was too intense and you could feel yourself choke up. "He mentioned sacrifices? The 'lantic?" Mocking the way he said 'Atlantic,' you wring your hands in front of your body, feeling small under his bright green eyes.

He nods, the information seeming to mean something to him. "I see...I know exactly where he was headed and where many others are being held captive." Shaking his head, he rubs his chin thoughtfully. "We're going to take you and everyone else back to the port you were picked up from. I'm sure your family is worried."

The idea of going home was what you wanted since you were abducted, but looking around again at his crew, you can see the difference in how they treat others. His crew seemed like a family and not to mention, Captain Deku was quite attractive.

"Is there any chance I can come along?" You ask hesitantly. You had no experience in what it took to be a pirate, much less living on the high seas, but to be surrounded by a freeing environment sent a thrill down your spine. An adventure.

Captain Deku's scrutinizing gaze was intense but you knew he was trying to gauge your seriousness of the question. "Do you know what you're asking for?"

"Yes...kinda." The lifestyle couldn't be easy and the situation you just went through definitely wouldn't be the last one if you joined, but with what you were witnessing around you now, it might be worth it. Especially with those big green eyes only paying attention to you.

"Captain...some of our rescues are looking to join the crew." The boy with indigo hair approaches from the side but Captain Deku's eyes never leave yours. His lips curl up slightly at the corners as he tilts his head to the side motioning you to follow. You spare a glance to the crewmate who only pushes up his glasses before turning to walk away.

Captain Deku leads you to the helm, staring down at his crew below. "Are you sure? That's an abrupt decision...what's your name?"

"(Y/n)."

"(Y/n)..." Your name rolls off his tongue as he tests it out. He thinks it over before turning to grin at you, his hand on the wheel as he guides the ship to turn around slowly. You stand straight, determined to be a good addition to the crew.

"Here you are, Captain." A girl with green hair comes up and places an old worn pirate hat on his head, a symbol of what looked to be...bunny ears? etched into the front. Deku nods and takes his stance behind the helm. He spares you a glance and looks to his expectant crew below.

"To Shipwreck Cove!"

"Argh!"

~*~*~*~*

*6 moon cycles later*

"Captain~" The word leaves your mouth teasingly.

The two of you were currently in his quarters, Deku looking over maps and locations, mumbling about your next trek, while you lay on the bed calling to him for attention. At first, you were just simply admiring him, thinking about how far your relationship has gone, but just trailing your eyes over his body got you heated.

He was wearing a loose long-sleeved white shirt, the first four buttons undone and exposing his scarred chest, each one telling a story from all the sword fights he's been in. The few gold necklaces he had on glittered with the candle he had lit on his desk. Your eyes made their way to his hands which were currently adorned with gold rings, his fingers dancing over the various maps he had scattered around, marking them and taking notes.

Deku finally looks up to you once you called out to him.

He flushes at your seductive position, and that was another thing you've come to learn about him; he got embarrassed easily around those he loved.

"C'mere...please?" Reaching out for him, Deku steps away from his desk and finally makes his way over to the bed, crawling on it until he was hovering over you.

"Yes, First Mate (Y/n)?" His teasing voice matched yours, his guard down and demeanor being completely vulnerable right now.

The sea was calm tonight, so smooth that it didn't even feel like you were on the water. Today was a pretty easy-going day meaning: currently en route to the next port to pick up supplies while Deku managed to steer the ship out of charted territory and avoid any unnecessary fights.

Besides passing by his apparent childhood friend and his own crew two days ago.

That's always a fun interaction you realized. The two of them seem to have an understanding of each other but never cross the friend boundary.

Meanwhile...

"HI MINA!" Ochaco had shouted from next to you, making you cover your ear and wince.

"HI OCHACO! I LOVE THE NEW DRESS!" A girl with pink hair waved widely from the other ship making you smile at the interaction.

"THANK YOU! I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR HAIR!" Ochaco compliments her back and you 'awh' next to her.

You haven't really gotten to know Captain Bakugou and his crew yet, but from what Deku says, they seem like a rowdy bunch.

"DON'T SIDE-SWIPE MY SHIP DEKU!" Speaking of the famous Captain Bakugou...

"WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT KACCHAN!" Deku replies, sounding equally annoyed. Laughing, you kiss him on the cheek and walk off to finish your chores for the day.

Their interaction was brief, but you're pretty sure Deku found out that Captain Bakugou and his crew were also traveling to the same port after a quick stop they had to make. To you, it sounded more like a plan to go to a tavern and you decided to take advantage of that and finally meet them.

Blinking away one of your fondest memories of being a part of his crew, you smile up at Deku and wrap your arms around his neck, pulling him down for a kiss. He melts into it immediately, adjusting his posture above you so his weight is on his arms next to your head. Sighing happily into the kiss, the feeling of his necklaces brushing against your chest has you arching slightly.

You weren't wearing much, just a thin night slip, since it was summer and the nights were warm. The cool gold swings over your nipples and you gasp into Deku's mouth. He takes advantage and slides his tongue in, moaning softly at your compliance.

"So good for me..." Deku mumbles, pulling away to kiss at your neck, sucking a hickey right above your collarbone.

"Please Captain...more~"

God, you loved abusing the captain card. It worked every time.

Deku moans again, raising himself on one hand so the other can trail up your thigh, bringing the night slip with it, exposing yourself to him. His sharp intake of breath made you bite your lip to suppress a laugh.

Nothing was underneath.

Deku didn't waste time in working his way back down your body, shuffling to make himself comfortable between your thighs. His lips kiss every inch of your thigh, marking you and making you squirm impatiently. "Are you wet for me, (Y/n)?"

"W-why don't you find out?"

He sucks a hickey on your inner thigh as he watches his hand reach up to spread your lips apart. A heavy groan leaves his mouth as he releases your thigh with a small pop. Leaning back up, he wastes no time latching himself to your clit, giving you slow and deliberate licks. A sharp cry leaves your throat as you try to keep it down for the crew who were supposed to be below deck, but you never knew who could be roaming the ship at night. Especially the look-out changing shifts.

His fingers that were still spreading your pussy, move to rub over your dripping hole, pushing both fingertips into you teasingly before retracting them again. "Mm...you are really wet...I bet you could take two fingers right now, hm?"

He pulls off briefly, looking up at you with a hooded expression that would've made your knees weak if you weren't already laying down. His pupils were dark and the dominant expression on his face was a reminder of the kind of man he really is. Ruthless when he wants to be, caring when he needs to be, and completely in control of his lifestyle.

"Yes~ please Deku...close..."

"Close? Already? But I haven't had my fill yet." He was right and it was embarrassing but just thinking about him and how his attention was always on you made you insatiable. His lips return to your clit anyway, his two fingers still pushing at you, going further and further in each time.

The wet slurping noises echo throughout his quarters and you bury a hand in his green curls, rolling your hips up to his face. He groans, his fingers finally reaching the point where he can curl them just right and-

You cry out, not being able to hold it in as your orgasm washes over you, your hips rolling in motions as Deku keeps his lips attached to your clit. His fingers rub your spongey walls, making you ride out your release. When it becomes too much, you push against his head weakly and he pulls away, breathing ragged as he moves up to kiss your waist before looming over you again.

His chin glistened with your release, shameless that your fucked-out brain was at least half as embarrassed as you would've been if you didn't just lose your mind.

"Ready for round two?" Deku leans down to capture your lips again, your head nodding as your hands trail down to his waist to undo his pants.

It's a pirates life for me...

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nicomrade · 5 months

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for the character ask game: miss fujiko!! 💃

one aspect about them i love I LOVE uhm everything about her. i like that shes like neutral to kids in both part 2 & fujikos lie like she doesnt like kids but shes not EVIL to them. i like that they made her not maternal but without making it like Evil and Bad shes just a woman .... oh actually i adore that in 1$ money wars they make her a stock gambler as in she buys & sells stocks but is fucking AWFUL at it and loses ALL HER MONEY in it like twice or 3 times in the movie. it just keeps happening. yes shes a businesswoman but whats MORE businesslike that losing all ur money in stocks LMFAO. perfectly in character

one aspect i wish more people understood about them i wishhh people understood everything about her more like 1. that she is equally part of the gang as goemon and that 2. she is a thief out of BOREDOM like lupin is. yes fujiko ALSO cares about treasures & money but that is to fill the void in her life... like #materialgirl. hows that so hard to understand that shes deeply unhappy and seeks fun (through heists and through hoarding Fun Expensive Stuff and through fake marriage schemes and through her flings with lupin and so on) COME ON!!! shes not money-hungry as in she wants to hoard and be a billionaire she just likes seeking it out cuz its fun AND SHES A GAMBLER re: the stocks thing but also re: her poker card motif re: the cicciolina episode and so on and so forth. shes at her heart a gambling addict, too. thrillseeker!!!!

one (or more) headcanon(s) i have about this character uhm headcanons wise i simply cannot see her as anything but a rich kid who was cut off from the family fortune for whatever reason like fujiko to me has a very instinctual understanding of moneys worth and moneys power. as if shed grown up seeing her father wield it as a weapon. but for whatever reason (because an older brother herited the family fortune or ties were cut with her personally, or whatever else) she lost access to that money and had to get it on her own and OF COURSE shed get it through crime cause 1. better money to be made 2. faster this way + shed know about fraud from her dad doing it 3. ITS MORE FUN.. also fujiko mine is a fake name/new identity she named herself that. whether shes cis or trans she named herself that. and fujiko coming from money but not getting to use it pairs nicely with lupin being an heir like he too grew up with money but he always had access to it (and was taught how to steal anything he might want too) so money is worthless to him. its just funny paper he steals sometime. fujiko was cut off from it so shell take anything she can get

one character i love seeing them interact with FUJIKO AND JIGEN FRIENDSHIP IS EVERYTHING TO MEEEE they are best friends who hate each other. this is kinda hellish to me specifically to navigate in fandom cuz on one hand u get people who dont understand anything and think jigen & fujiko genuinely wish the other was dead (... presumably in some ultra-monogamous way to hog lupin ig? lmfao) and on the other hand u get people who ship them and think they have sex n its like ok i think theres some threesomes in there but uhm. just the two of em no that is untrue that never happened. sorry. i also love any fujiko & goemon interactions and uhm basically fujiko interacting with anyone ever cuz shes my everything but i think jigen fujiko friendship is my most special thing to see cuz its kinda rare...

one character i wish they would interact with/interact with more what if rebecca and fujiko interacted more i swear to god they would have so much to talk about UGH the writing on rebecca really dropped past the halfway point of part 4 and ill forever be frustrated by this..... FUJIKO WAS DRESSED LIKE REBECCAS EX LIKE HELLOOOOO they are dating.

one (or more) headcanon(s) i have that involve them and one other character i think fujiko & jigen go to casinos together sometime. sometime its coincidence and they just end up at the same poker tournament and sometime its on purpose and its teaming up to cheat at mahjong. do u understand my vision.. they are gambler buddies. also this is where id put my fujilup heacanons if i remembered any of them i just think they are in fucked up love <3 non traditional relationships WIN

#ask #roublardise #lupin meta #i should rename that tag fujiko meta tbh i only ever talk about her... shes my everythang

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zkoh001 · 8 months

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can you do some garmasako after seson 3. Ypu say you would like to rewrite Misako and I would like to see this.

Can you make some them agruing and them forgiving each other?And some fluff(If you want)

If ypu dont want to write that,no problem just please give me anything about them!

Please answear and make me know are you gonna do that or no.

I thank you in advance and look forward to your reply

Oh, wow an ask!

I'm not a big writer, but I defo think theey would be more couple-y with each other. They still love each other, but at the same time, a lot happened, since then.

I would imagine something-something being a bit standoffish. They would have some lingering resentment, that undermines their immense love for one another.

G: You abadoned our son (even if I know you never meant to leave)

M: Well, you abandoned me first... (even if I know you didn't mean to get venom-ed)

I want some domestic fluff moments, nothing extra, just hugs, and touches that last a bit longer. I could imagine Lloyd being like "I could have had that..."

So basically fucked up people trying their best to be better together, and to give Lloyd a childhood that was forcibly ripped away from him.

Garmadons sacrifice would happen, and Misako would refuse to grieve, dead set on being the single parental figure, and a steady point for Lloyd. I could see her getting a bit overbearing, maybe in her moments alone we would see her staring longingly at a picture of her, Wu, Garmadon and wittle baby Lloyd.

Wu would help her get her feelings out there, and just generally be there, no shipping involved. She would be very closed and hostile at first

M: You can't understand!

W: I can. That day, not only did you loose a husband. I lost a brother.

#traumabonding

Oh wow, that got dark fast. Back to the fluff! They would be troublemakers as both young, and old people. Also, as a sidehobby, playing fiddle on Wu's last braincell.

Obligatory HoT, side tangent: Here we are, sons of god, masters of nature, and this random archeologist we found in the trash, we can't get rid of her halp.

Also, they both have a gremlin side, and they make each other ten times worse. Definitely pranked the EMs, but they couldn't do shit about it. When they asked wu he just said, "lol, now you know my pain"

But only they can break Wu's rules, and set his last braincell on fire, because you mess with my brother (-in law) you mess with me

Lastly, before the cat law applied to Lloyd, it applied to Garmadon. If he fell asleep on you Misako and/or Wu would just stand in the doorway. Watching. And waiting Making sure you play by the rules :)

#ninjago #ninjago wu #misako #ninjago misako #garmadon #lord garmadon #lloyd garmadon #ninjago lloyd #garmasako is similarities attract #wusako is opposites attract #but in this case garmasako won #and wusako are only friends #but you can pry their friendship from my cold dead hand #guys and girls can be friends #espesh when you can bond over the same person #being dumber than a clump of nails (affectionate)#tigermom au

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whoreadsnowadays · 2 years

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NAH MAN BC YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I NEED A PART TWO AKKSJSKSKS THIS SCENARIO HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR DAYSSS. TAKE UR TIME OFC BUT GOT DAYUM 😩😩😩😩

Your writing is so mghmhmhm

HAHA OK COUKDNT HELP MYSELF ANY LONGER PART 2 !!!

I did wanna explore the reader more and whether they're gonna be ok but I ended up just doing more introspection with the turtles... I love introspection...

On a side note, 2012 Leo has serious anxiety, and all of em are some form of neurodivergent, and you will pry these headcanons from my cold dead hands.

Warnings; mentions of dried blood and death, Leo goes through what's implied to be a panic attack

( Familial ) 2012 ! Turtles + Splinter & Little Brother Reader

Part 1 - Shatter

Part 2 - You're Here

Part 3 - Shatter the Heart

Part 4 - Shatter the Innocence

Shatter The Mind

The whole family gathered around the living room. The whole family except you.

Donnie, Mikey, and Master Splinter had done all they could to help you with the limited resources they had, and now you were bandaged up in Donnie's lab, barely breathing.

Mikey was sat criss cross on the floor, still covered in your, now dried, blood.

He stared at the floor in front of him, his mind going unusually slow. He felt like he was underwater, and not in a cool undersea adventure way, this was like he had fallen off a ship in a big storm, and the ocean was now dragging him under with its waves, tugging and tugging until his head popped from the pressure.

He shuddered at the mental image he had created for himself, cursing his overactive imagination. At least he knew that was still working.

He glanced up at Sensei, noticing the faraway look in his eyes as well. And his heart dropped into his stomach. First Leo had frozen in battle, and now Splinter was mentally somewhere else too.

He looked back down at the floor, anger bubbling up in his chest. There's so much that could be said, needed to be said. Leo why did you freeze? Raph why did you run off and leave him for dead? Mikey why didn't you jump into action as soon as you saw your little brother get stabbed? Why did you wait? Why didn't you use your ninja instincts?

He went to put his head in his hands and froze, seeing the dried blood still covering his forearms. He stared for a while, before slowly standing himself up, and silently walking over to the bathroom.

Donnie watched Mikey stand and leave, obviously to go clean up. He had never seen him so quiet before. Though he supposed doing medical work on your dying little brother would give you some things to contemplate.

He would know, he was trying to avoid the same thing.

He had taken to thinking through some of his inventions, building them over and over in his mind, forcing himself to focus on the mechanics instead of the dried blood on his own hands, and the paleness of your skin, and your shallow breathing, and your shattered plastron, and-

Donnie sat up straight, staring wide eyed at nothing as he forced his thoughts away from you. SCREWS. SCREWS AND NAIL. BLUEPRINTS EVEN.

He clenched his fists in his lap. Obviously that distraction isn't working. Try something else. Studying? Studying what. Studying deez- Oh god he's spending too much time with Mikey.

He shook his head, hard, trying to shake away the static in his brain. He wanted to get up and get something to tinker with from his lab, but whenever he thought of his lab he thought of you, bandaged and unconscious, barely breathing.

You know how hard it is to fix a broken plastron? He had no idea what he was doing. Thank god Master Splinter was there, or-

AH NO SCREWDRIVER. WRENCH.

Raph watched Donnie fight with himself on the other side of the couch. He wanted to say something, but he was never very good at comfort. Especially when his whole body was twitching with uncontrolled emotions.

Whenever he got like this it usually spiraled into a fight of some kind. Someone would say something stupid and it'd be the last straw. He'd explode and say things he didn't mean, and he was never very good at apologies.

He glanced at Sensei, watching his father mourn silently. And this, for some reason, made Raph's anger spike.

He couldn't mourn yet, you weren't dead. You weren't. You were close to dying but you were still fucking breathing. That was all that was keeping him going. You were still breathing. You still had a chance.

He growled at nothing as he closed his eyes. Suddenly every sound became too much, Donnie's absent tapping, Splinter's breathing, and Leo's fucking pacing ugh why does he have to pace all the fucking time-

He moved to say something to Leo, glare boring holes through his brother, when he saw a familiar expression on his face.

Whereas before Leo had been fully and comepletely in shock, now he had his thinking face on. A face Raph often saw whenever they were fucked in battle. Seeing that face on his brother only ever meant bad things, and that surprised him enough to dispell any lingering anger.

He turned away, thinking for a moment, before getting up and heading to the kitchen. They needed food. Leftovers should still be in the fridge.

Leo didn't even notice Raph had gotten up, or that Mikey had come back, or anything else really. He was deep in his own head, going over every scenario or solution he could possibly come up with, trying and failing to come up with some kind of game plan to make up for his shock earlier.

But every idea had a fatal flaw, something could go wrong, everything could go wrong, it could all go wrong at any second anytime, it could all be going wrong right now, you could be in Donnie's lap with a heavy computer fallen on top of you or some dangerous chemical or something, you could be in there fully and comepletely dead by some freakish accident and he wouldn't be able to help, he wouldn't be able to keep you safe like he couldn't keep you safe today- he should've been there he should've been there he should've been there-!

He stopped pacing, realizing he had worked himself into a panic. His breathing was shallow and it felt like every bone in his body was vibrating inside of him.

He took shaky deep breaths, his hands coming up to rub his arms as he tried in vain to calm himself down. He couldn't faint, not right now, everyone was too high strung, too much was happening, if he fainted it'd only make things worse.

Of course right after that he felt an intense rush of dizziness, and his body moved on its own towards the couch, sitting down slowly as he continued to try and regulate his breathing.

He only looked up when Raph sat down next to him, handing him a cup of tea without words. He blinked, and gently took the cup in his shaking hands, the warmth giving him something to focus on that wasn't his racing heart.

"Thanks." He mumbled, bringing the cup to his lips as he finally noticed Donnie, Mikey, and Splinter with their own food.

"Mhm." Raph hummed, chomping on some cold leftover pizza beside him.

They all stayed quiet afterwards. Focusing on their food and not your presence in the lab. They'd come up with shifts to watch you, and chores to take care of you, and other things to help your recovery later. For now, they needed food.

#tmnt x reader #tmnt donatello x reader #tmnt leonardo x reader #tmnt michelangelo x reader #tmnt raphael x reader #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2012 michelangelo #tmnt 2012 raphael #tmnt 2012 donatello #tmnt 2012 leonardo #tmnt 2012 x reader #Romeo Writes

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