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daytaker · 3 months

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i have come back with more questionable mc behaviours as a treat

mc who’s a LeVeyan satanist, that or another idea of a similar variety which is when mc gets teleported they were wearing a “hail satan” shirt

also i loved the creepy scientist like mc (๑>◡<๑) - clown anon

Clown Anon MCs - [ Clowncore MC | Death-Fixated Science Geek MC | LeVeyan Satanist MC ]

I want to own a Sheep MC plush that wears a Hail Satan shirt. I want that to be among my possessions when I die.

That out of the way...

(cw: references to drug use, references to sex, this is the church of satan. sex drugs and rock n roll. this gets extremely silly towards the end.)

Satanists Don't Believe in Satan

You were vibing to Eurythmics, sitting cross-legged in your bedroom and trying to meditate while your Snake, Dr. Faust, wound his way around your arm. And then, suddenly, you weren't. The shag carpet was replaced by a hard wood floor, and the warmth of your bedroom was replaced by the cool draft of a large assembly hall with windows. And some punks in military academy uniforms were scowling at you.

"What the fuck? What gives?" You were really confused. Did you already hit the acid and you're so high you forgot? You stood up and looked down at yourself. You were still wearing your CoS shirt and pink pajama shorts, and you still had on your fluffy slippers.

"Welcome, uhhh...." A big guy in red squinted at a piece of paper, then looked at me. "Is your name actually Omen LeVey?"

"That's what it says on my driver's license, bitch." Dr. Faust wound his way up your arm and into your shirt. He clearly didn't appreciate the change in temperature either.

"It's not too late to swap them for someone else, is it?" whispered a dark haired man to Big Red.

Big Red ignored him. "Welcome, Omen, to the Devildom! I'm sure you're very confused, but everything will make sense soon. You have been chosen to participate in an exchange--"

"Where do you think you're going?" The dark haired bitch cut off Big Red as I walked to the door.

I turned around. "Uh, out?"

"Out where, exactly?" asked the bitchy one.

"Out of here? I'm not sitting around waiting for you to go through some sort of timeshare presentation with me. However I got here, I'm sure I'm high as fuck, and I'm not going to spend my time high as fuck getting talked at by this dude. No offense, Red."

Ten minutes later, you were tied to a chair in the middle of the assembly hall. Big Red, the bitch, and three other guys stood around you, unsure what to do.

"Is this, like, an ex of yours or something, Satan?" one of the extras asked another. They were both twinks, and they were also both quiet up to this point, so you couldn't really think of how to differentiate them on the fly.

"No? What are you talking about?"

"Their shirt!"

All five guys stared at your graphic tee, which was black with white splatter text that read:

"CHURCH OF SATAN "DO WHAT THOU WILT SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW" - SATAN PROBABLY"

"I can't believe Satan has an entire church dedicated to him! I wonder if there are churches to me," Twink 1 said with a sigh.

"That's not a church dedicated to me," replied Twink 2. "Their entire doctrine is a repudiation of my very existence. You should educate yourself, Asmodeus."

"Helloooo? Excuse me?" You wobbled in your seat, trying to get their attention. "Since I don't have any choice but to listen, I'll allow you to go ahead and tell me what the fuck is going on."

Big Red sighed at began to explain again. "You've arrived here in the Devildom as an exchange student from the human world. For the next year, you will be living here in the Devildom with us demons, attending the Royal Academy of Diavolo, or "RAD", we we tend to call it."

"...Okay, so clearly this is a bad trip, so I'm gonna politely ask if we can skip to the part where I'm finished having sex with my downstairs neighbors and I turn into a ball of energy? Like. C'mon. Chop chop."

"I am Diavolo, acting lord of the Devildom. And this is Lucifer, my right-hand demon and confidant." He gestured to the bitchy one.

"Charmed," you said in a voice saturated with sarcasm. "What about those three?"

"Ah," Diavolo said, nodding. "Those are Asmodeus, Satan, and Beelzebub. They are Lucifer's brothers."

"This is so wild. So Satan and Lucifer aren't the same dude?"

"Careful what you say," said Twink 1--or Asmodeus, as you now knew him to be. "You'll make Satan angry!"

"Sorry bro. Look look look, though, I'm in your fan club." You hope your shirt with Satan's name on it will butter that one up--Satan is Twink 2, as it turns out; a skinny blonde kid with a yellow bow tie. You aren't sure how to feel about that, exactly. You'd always pictured him as a cartoon goat-man, more or less.

"Do you really think you can butter me up by claiming that the Church of Satan is my fan club?" He scowled at you, looking indignant. "Didn't you hear me earlier? I'm aware of what your so-called 'church' teaches, and while I'm not opposed to the ideology in a broad sense, I can't support a group that considers my very existence to be a joke."

"Hey, hey, it's not a joke," you said soothingly. "You're just the theological equivalent to the Queen of Engand. Powerless, probably fake, definitely dead, but you look good on merchandise."

"Do you want to die?"

"Sometimes."

"Omen, you will be living with these four and two of their brothers for the next year." Diavolo smiled at you, apparently choosing to ignore every word you've spoken.

All four of the brothers looked crestfallen.

"Oh, yeah, I feel real fuckin' welcome. Roll out the wagon, why don't ya?"

"Is your name actually Omen LeVey?" asked Big Red again in a murmur, looking at his sheet with as mystified an expression as ever.

Dr. Faust, still coiled around your arm, peeked out at the world again and flicked his tongue. Asmodeus screamed, and Lucifer pointed at you and demanded, "Diavolo, swap it for a different one!"

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Epilogue.

Eight months later, you and Satan marry. Dr. Faust officiates. Together, you have three children, all of whom refuse to acknowledge their fathers' objective existence.

#ask response #obey me #obey me satan #obey me diavolo #obey me lucifer #satan #diavolo #lucifer #mc #satanist mc #this is my oc omen levey (do not steal)#crack #fanfic #clown anon #satan x satanist mc #what am i doing with my life #clown anon's mcs are the best mcs #fmk clowncore mc science geek mc satanist mc go #f satanist m science geek k clowncore personally

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ecargmura · 4 months

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Bucchigiri?! Episode 1 Review - Hiroko Utsumi Is Back

After the success that was SK8 The Infinity, Hiroko Utsumi returns with another original anime. She sets aside the skater boys and goes for delinquent boys and genies this time around. Will it live up to the hype surrounding her name and trajectory? It’s only the first episode, so I need to see if it’ll be as great as SK8.

From the first episode alone, I liked it. It’s pretty zany, as true to the Hiroko Utsumi formula of having very illogical premises work. The story is about Arajin Tomoshibi transferring to a delinquent high school in hopes of getting a girlfriend and losing his virginity. He then gets involved in school gang fights. Oh, and he finds a djinni who wants to grant his wish. The genie then gives him tremendous strength as a condition to his wish.

You can see that there are a lot of references to Arabian Nights. Other than the concept of djinns and wishes, you can see that Arajin is very Chinese-themed from his outfit to his family’s restaurant being a Chinese one. This is because the original story of Arabian Nights had Aladdin, the character he’s based on, as a Chinese boy. The buildings in this story are all Arabian-inspired buildings. So, this is actually a very creative part on Utsumi. I’m not too familiar with other Arabian Nights stories, so I’m not sure what other references there are.

There are so many characters to keep up with. However, I do like what I’ve seen so far. Arajin is arguably a bit one-sided at first glance as his only defining trait is his desire to get laid, but there could be a reason why he does this when he’s with Matakara. Matakara is this show’s version of Makoto Tachibana, a nice beefy dude who’s childhood friends with the black-haired MC. However, they had separated for five years before reuniting. Matakara seems like a nice guy—the ways Utsumi writes nice guys is that if they’re nice, they’ll always be nice. The other characters are pretty one-note, but I’m sure I’ll see more later on. The character I’m most interested in is Marito, who is very sultry. However, the best character so far is Arajin’s mother. She’s so cute and a super embarrassing but loving parent.

The djinn is actually a lot cuter than I expected. The trailers had him as this hulking spirit that looks all serious and straight-laced, but he’s very cute. Like, he hangs around Arajin and even watches TV in his house. He’s super chill and friendly, contrary to his appearance. Like, I think he might be the dark horse in terms of stand-out characters because I didn’t expect this character to be so freaking adorable.

What surprises me the most is that Utsumi is actually using a female lead, or a heroine, for this story. If you’re familiar with Utusumi’s works, she really likes ‘fujo-bait’ shows. With Free, there are a few female characters but none of them are too significant other than Gou who isn’t the female lead; the main characters are all male. With Banana Fish, there aren’t that many female characters as the main characters are primarily male; Eiji, a male, is arguably the heroine of the show. With SK8, there are some females, but they’re mainly supporting characters as the show is about guys who like skateboarding. I think this is the first time Utsumi is using a heroine for her works. Mahoro is so important that she’s even the main focus in the ending—this has never happened before. However, how important she will be will depend as she’s mainly a sadistic brocon who gets turned on by her brother Marito beating up her potential suitors.

Because this is animated by MAPPA, the animation is very good. I just hope they’re treating their animators well this time. Workplace abuse is a huge no for me. The anime feels very over the top, but also well-animated in that regard. The fights are handled great, but there’s also the mix of the classic Utsumi fan service sprinkled in; she clearly loves back muscles as she emphasized Matakara’s a lot.

The voice actor choices are actually very surprising. You’d assume there would be a cast of new faces, but not exactly. While there are some new faces like Anna Nagase, there are a lot of veterans and voice actors who aren’t well-known. For example, Arajin’s voice actor, Genki Okawa, was in Yugioh Zexal as Mizael, but other than that, he isn’t a big name. Some big named veterans in the cast are Nozomu Sasaki as Marito; he voiced Johan Liebert from Monster, Eriol Hiiragizawa from Cardcaptor Sakura, and Yusuke Urameshi from Yu Yu Hakusho. Other big names like Kappei Yamaguchi (Inuyasha, Ranma Saotome), Makoto Furukawa (Saitama), and Ryota Takeuchi (Elias from The Ancient Magus’s Bride, Ushijima from Haikyu) are casted here but I don’t know who their characters are because there are so many introduced from the get go. The other voice actors are small names, but I do hope they get big. Everyone deserves a chance at the spotlight!

Overall, I’m a huge sucker for Hiroko Utusumi’s works so I might be a bit biased in this review. However, I can say for a fact that her works are always entertaining to watch. I hope this one is the same. If you’re watching this show, what are your thoughts?

#bucchigiri?!#arajin tomoshibi #mahoro jin #marito jin #matakara asamine #review #anime #anime review #ecargmura #arum journal #senya

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ad0rechuu · 4 months

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plz share ur thoughts on the other obey me chars👀

hey anon i wasn’t sure what you meant by other obey me characters so i decided to just give a small example of how i feel about different characters in order of my ranking. i hope this is what you meant and feel free to send me asks again <33

Mammon. — you give me a guy that is the black sheep of his family and i don’t know how to act …there is just something about guys that know nothing but love you and be a problem

Thirteen. — women Women WOMEN WOMEN!!! do have i to say any more just her, i want her to do things to me that i cannot discuss (would be 1 of i knew more abt her)

Lucifer (interchangeable with luke). — he’s the epitome of girl dinner how could i not want this traumatized ass man i think it’s the daddy issues

Luke (interchangeable with luci). — he’s my son, my sunshine, i would burn all the three realms down for him but most of all he’s a hater and i love that

Solomon. — i have to be honest he didn’t stand out to me until the later parts of omswd but once he became mcs mentor i really i needed a piece of that gilf

Simeon. — he’s sweet, kind, intelligent, loyal, selfless, has no dislikes and is a great parent, what’s not to like about this silly lil guy (also i don’t know why but something deep and dark inside of me wants me to see him as a yandere)

Satan. — him and me share an affection for cats (and dogs on my part) that goes so deep i can’t explain it and his growth just makes me really proud)

Asmodeus (interchangeable with belphie) — sure he gets on my nerves sometimes but in a hot way like one sided enemies to lovers however most this i adore him and he’s the only brother supportive of my poly play style

Belphegor (interchangeable with asmo). — this guy gives yandere like no other and i dig it, he’s mentally unstable im mentally ill and i need him in the most toxic way possible

Beelzebub (interchangeable with diavolo). — listen beel is my beloved, he’s my pookie bear, he’s so kind and caring but there are times i just feel more platonic affection (v rarely)

Diavolo (interchangeable with beel). — something about big strong powerful men with the personality of a baby girl (if he was an idol he’d be wonho)

Barbatos. — i can look past that ugly fucking hair cut but he rejected me once in the third part of omswd and i never truly been able to forgive him, still i like him a lot especially his beef with rodents and solomon, he can take care of me too ;) i think it’s the mommy issues

Leviathan. — i know a lot of people were offended by my placement of him but hear me out, i can handle him being cringy and fanboying i think that’s cute but i dont understand his hatred of ‘normies’ just let ppl enjoy stuff dude!! (i LOVE it when he gets flustered tho)

Raphael. — i realized he’s annoyingly loyal to the celestial realm and i kinda respect that because he clearly cares a lot abt the brothers and the angels, he’s just somewhat of putting in a way that makes me want make out with him

Mephistopheles. — gonna be honest with yall i did NOT like this motherfucker at first, his design is gorgeous but boy he’s a bitch but then the last few lessons happened and i’ve seen him in a new light, it’s official i like him now!

AND THE WINNER IS . . .

CERBERUS AND MC, fuck everyone else

#ad0rechuu — games #ad0rechuu — asks #anon <3 #obey me #obey me ranking #obey me swd #obey me fandom #obey me nightbringer #obey me nb #obey me shall we date #obey me game #obey me!

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spyridonya · 1 year

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Fluff alphabet for Kadira/Lann/Daeran: B J (sorry couldn't help myself, just read Ch 2 of Harvest)

Beauty - What do they think is beautiful about them?

I feel that both Kadira and Daeran can just simply go Tada a la Will Smith. They (and nearly everyone) finds him ridiculously golden and beautiful. Every bit of his body is measured out perfectly and perfectly proportioned. In truth, it would take Lann a long time to admit exactly what he likes about Daeran physically, though this has nothing to do with confidence and more to do with wrapping his head around his physical attraction to another man. What he likes best, eventually, is Daeran's strong chin and jaw. Kadira would readily point out what she finds the most beautiful about Daeran from a distance is his hair and eyes, but her favorite thing about Daeran are his light freckles on his cheek bones and eyelids -- and she doesn’t express that because she knows Daeran is a little self consciousness about it.

Lann feels ugly because of so many things: He was always considered too human among mongrels who envied his height and size. He was considered demonic looking among surfacers. He was never good enough for Wenduag (and this dude has two penises). A large part of his appearance is a knee jerk reaction to 'lizard' and it can't be helped that demons are running around and producing offspring. Even the MC thinks he's a tiefling right off the bat. However, after that shock, you really do see he is attractive. He's tall, muscular, and while muscles don't align or work the same way on both sides of his face, his bonework is symmetrical and he's got wonderfully high cheekbones and a sharp jaw. Kadee likes the strangeness of his features, she doesn't find the lizard side 'ugly' and when not shooting people stoically, he's extremely comforting in his appearance. Daeran likes how muscular Lann is, with far more appreciation for Lann's backside than most give credit for. He's also the first to point out what killer cheekbones that Lann has and how well proportioned his body is.

Kadira has no pictures save for one drawing by me and one I had commissioned in a cute minimalistic style - and I'm not sure if I went overly heavy about her appearance besides 'red, wavy/curly black hair, goat legs'. Her features are very pleasing, she has large eyes, full lips, and dark brows. Lann thought she was one of the most beautiful women he'd ever seen when she was physically at her worst - all but raised from the dead after decades away from sunlight, feeling dumpy, and just recently falling into the ravine. Lann loves her eyes the most, even if it took him so long to directly look her in the eyes. Daeran's first impression of Kadira was 'meh', because how else do you react to a nearly dead tiefling? He agreed she cleaned up very nicely and she's quite pretty, but he really didn't find her beautiful until it hit him over the head during his party at Heaven's Edge. While he will say he finds her breasts the most beautiful thing about her, he's really enchanted by her hair and really does love her lips, even if he pays more attention to her legs. He’s fairly neutral on her legs, but he knows she dislikes them, so why not pay gentle attention to them?

Jealousy - How do they deal with it?

Lann internalizes his jealousy for the most part, finding it confirms a lot of his dark opinions about himself. On the outside, it just seems to roll off his back until having too much to drink when he'ls able to admit it. He has a minor outlet in talking with a very Asexual Seelah, who thinks Lann is setting himself up for doom. As he grows with more self confidence, jealousy does roll off the back and he becomes more aware when he might accidentally cause jealousy with his other partners and is far more comfortable admitting to jealousy.

Daeran is usually used to causing jealousy and not enduring it. However, Daeran becomes incredibly catty with his jealousy when it slips his control. Barbs directed towards his rival for his affections, snide comments -- which really doesn't sound all that different to someone that he doesn't usually like. However, he's a bit baffled on what to do when he's jealous of someone he deeply cares for, resulting in pouting and teasing. Verbal communication about his fears and discomforts? Never.

Kadira bottles her jealousy far worse than Lann and hides it even better. As always noted, Kadira thinks she's 'doomed' and doesn't want to ruin anyone's happiness including her small taste of it. She's far more generous and forgiving and gives far too much leeway, burying her emotions with work -- and always telling herself she knew what she was getting into.

Jealousy is really a hurdle for the thruple but eventually it happens: notably when they make it through the Crusade. Once again, Kadira is the adult of the trio and begins expressing her jealousy over Lann and Daeran's PDA that they don't display with her, expressing worry that Daeran is ashamed of her and Lann is using her to keep some resemblance of liking women. Lann then expresses fears that he's inadequate as a partner and that admitting to that trauma is a weakness. He’ll finally admit he’s jealous of how tender Daeran can be with Kadira and how distant Kadira can be with her work. Daeran finally expresses that he's worried he's just Lann's experimentation and that Kadira is only there to save him and they’ll both just leave him.

#answered ask #dujour13

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lanaxoxoxoxoxox · 9 months

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Hello Lana! Could I get a matchup?

I have long dirty blonde/light brown hair, big dark blue/grey eyes, I'm about 5'4, maybe a bit taller (not more than 5'5 though) and I'm bisexual - so you can go wild ;)

I'd say I'm an introvert, but once I'm outside I become an extrovert - with the right people of course, I'm a people pleaser

I play piano, bass, ukulele and guitar (I'm learning bass, ukulele and guitar myself (self taught!!), so I'm not the best at it.. but I have been learning piano in a music school for 7 years now), I LOVE music - cannot do daily tasks without headphones (whish is slightly concerning)

I like drawing, I LOVE rain and storms, my humour is dark and sarcastic, I like autumn, I don't have a favourite color - maybe blue, yellow, red, or green; it honestly depends on the day, i do have a favourite flower! it's the cornflower - the dark blue one in minecraft :')..

I tend to overthink a lot, english is not my first language, so I have a weird accent and grammar mistakes are very common, Im European 💪

Thank you, ily! I have read over this so many times to make sure there are no mistakes (hope I haven't missed any - that would be embarassing)

Also could I be ⭐ anon? (I'm a star >:D)

hello love !! yes ofc, you can have a matchup ♡

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i would match you with wilbur !!

again, i say this everytime (and i say "i say this everytime" everytime, does that make sense..?)

BUT LITERALLY WILBUR VIBES

like its written all over oh my lord-

wilbur is physically obsessed with your eyes

would just stare at them for hours

he loves how your eyes are dark colored but still so sweet looking

wilbur also loves your very gorg contrast of your hair and eyes

your eyes would also make that man do ANYTHING

need something from the store? he's out to tesco within minutes. want coffee from the local cafe? its on the kitchen counter.

speaking of eyes, it could just be me but i feel like will kinda has really small eyes?? idk might just be me

but it kinda gives off a siren eyes vs doe eyes vibe

im so sorry but he constantly calls you short (in the nicest boyfriend-est way possible)

pats your head when he needs your attention

considering hes about a foot taller than you its really funny when you guys are walking next to eachother

in sorry boys vlogs, if you ever made a star/guest appearance, he would only call you "small guy" even if your role had a name which eventually became a joke in the fandom

for him its a perfect height for him to reach down a tad bit with his l o n g and l a n k y arms to interlock hands with you

also a perfect kissing height for you guys

now for personality time :D !!

wilburs also the quiet kinda type

very much black cat vibes from him

he could stay silent and lay with you for hours and do nothing, as long as hes with you

i also think that wilbur deep down is a people pleaser as well

but if he catches you doing too much people pleasing, he'll stop and talk to you abt it

will be very quiet with you, but can also be very loud with you

"whatever you're feeling, darlin" typa dude

wilbur is also utterly obsessed with your music taste and just your shared trait of music obsession

will make playlists for you and will do listening parties

if you ever need help with any instruments he'll help you straight away !!

you guys having lil jam sesh's

aaaaaa my heart the brainrot is insane

wilbur loves drawing with you, even if he cant draw

you'll do portaits of him and he'll do portaits of you

he tries and attempts to draw either you or somethng that you love very much (for ex, the cornflowers from mc you love :D) and will leave it in your phone case or on ur monitor

you guys listening to rain together from the window and just talking

or sitting on the roof and watching the rain and thunder as it pours down on you

oh, and he also made ghost!bur after you (blue and yellow) after mentioning you enjoy those colors

wilbur LOVES YOUR ACCENT even as a silly british boy (coming from an american)

just like him looking at your eyes for hours, he'll also want to listen to your voice and you ranting for hours.

he finds so much love and comfort in it

yall being the cutest couple overall <3

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so so so cute oh my god !!! the brainrot is brainrotting rn

sorry this request got written late, been real hectic recently

also yess i would love a new anon !! welcome ⭐ anon <3

thannk you for reading, i hope u enjoyed. please support me by liking, reblogging, following, replying or sending in an ask/request or just popping in to say hello!

love u all mwah xoxoxo

#mcyt fanfic writer #mcyt #fanfiction #dream smp #mcytblr #requests open #wilbur soot #matchup #mcyt matchup #love u 4ever #4eva

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evanox · 2 years

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and,,,,, modern au biker sage,,,,the griefers are a biker gang,,,,Lucan in leather,,,,,,

-dumb bitch anon

my, this one's so old it still has your old tag on it. i'm sorry i haven't gotten to it in time, but on the bright side, ozzy's biker sage x mc hc are super cute! i can't imagine adding anything else to it, so here's a somewhat related hc of mine

If you introduce Sage to cars in the modern world he'd absolutely love riding shotgun and sticking his head out the window, let the wind blow at his hair and ears, need for speed and all that. I've mentioned this before but I like the idea that little Balsam, Tulsi, and Sage used to steal empty carts and hop on them to nyoom through the streets of Porrima. So to find out that there's something that can go even faster? He's already obsessed.

Then, by extension, biker Sage is a perfectly feasible concept.

If google is to be trusted (I don't know much about vehicles myself lmao) motorcycles are cheaper than cars, which is all the better for someone in Sage and Tulsi's situation, as he takes her to classes and picks her up again, while also running his own errands.

That's also how Sage started braiding his hair—Tulsi was very annoyed by how it always blew into her face when it slipped from under his helmet. Otherwise, she really enjoys the ride and keeps asking him to speed up because she loves the feel of wind rushing by. So does Sage, who enjoys going at dangerous speeds, but as long as his little sister is onboard he never goes past a certain limit. Once she's old enough he teaches her to ride on her own.

Eventually the bike isn't just a way of transportation for Sage, but a way to seek clarity of mind. Whenever he could, he'd take the bike out in the middle of the night and zigzag between empty streets, dip into tunnels, and zoom over the highway. The streetlights can stretch their golden fingers so far into the darkness before drowning in the night sky, and if Sage had a way with words he'd wax poetic about the peaceful endlessness of the night's void and the persistence of light against its darkness, but that was more Felix's thing. To Sage, what truly matters is that the tranquility of the (mostly) empty streets soothes him, the wind rushing past his ears drowns out all his thoughts, and for just a couple precious hours he can feel like he's on top of the world, unburdened by any of its worries.

His meeting with Lucan was probably a coincidence: just this big guy who zoomed past Sage on his bike and the latter felt challenged, so it escalated into a race around the city, and at the end they shook hands and exchanged numbers. That is how the Griefers started: two guys who liked being on bikes and knew a bunch of other guys who also liked being on bikes. They're adrenaline junkies first and foremost, but they're always keeping an eye out for trouble and helping out where they're needed.

Soon enough they become well-known for helping out solitary people trying to make their way back home in the middle of the night, giving them a free safe ride or fighting off any creeps trying to follow. Any Griefer who tries to abuse this trust is kicked out of the group but not before being served a farewell beating. They'll also go into 24/7 open diners for a midnight snack and scare off any rude or creepy customers.

Even if they mean well, a pack of big dudes clad in black can still feel pretty scary, so Elowen has always been a reassuring presence to any poor soul who got crowded by these over-excitable dogs just trying to help. I mean, her smile and her cold eyes glinting with mischief—as if she just can't wait to pounce on you—can still be pretty unnerving, but she's not as loud and boisterous as the others, nor is she as crudely rough with her handling of things.

Yeah, they can all look intimidating but then Elowen is making Lucan bend over to pull at his ear for doing something dumb, Lucan slaps Balsam's shoulder into next Sunday because a stupid joke made him laugh too hard, Balsam headbutts Sage to get him off of the last french fry, and next morning Sage is driving Tulsi to class and she's sitting behind him wearing her cute helmet covered in cute bunny stickers all over.

Lucan and Elowen in leather... faints. There's no strict dress code for the gang but the Vair siblings sure do love their black leather jackets and tight jeans. Balsam's jacket got those spikes on the lapels/shoulder pads that he shows off to awed and curious kids. Sage probably sticks to his red bomber jacket, but stays somewhat on code with his black pants and boots. I'd love to see him in a black jacket though, purely because of this cool oc art. Ugh they're are all so hot it's unfair.

Motorbike dates? Absolutely. All the Griefers have one braincell: they won't go dangerously fast with you, but they like to pick up the speed once in a while just to get you to tighten your arms around them. You can ride your own bike? "Well you're one after my very own heart."

#sage lesath #last legacy #fictif #fictif last legacy #last legacy sage #fictif sage #elowen de bhaldraithe #lucan de bhaldraithe #tusli ain #last legacy elowen #last legacy lucan #last legacy tulsi #last legacy headcanons #fictif headcanons #fictif elowen #fictif tulsi

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slepyicarus · 2 years

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Mc!Monday

this will be confusing but Icarus first fell in love with levi, who confessed before Icarus realized he also loves belphie, aka the pretty dream boy, aka the dude is working on freeing.

we know the drill so well, Lavendel already judges me for typing it out instead of having this presaved somewhere. Challenge is by @obeythedemons

Prompt: Uhoh! MC realizes they have feelings for a character! How do they react?

Tags: established relationships, ooc levi (he worked with icarus together on healthy communication), lucifer being worried, cursing, slight panic on the low, meantion of snake and cat

Calm crystal sounds mixed with the soft chirps of nightengales, soft rain and wind flowing through the summer leaves of a forest sounded through the tall room which Icarus resides in. Waking up sounded terrible at that moment for him. He'd rather slip back into the dreamscape of the prettyboy with midnight blue hair which looked like it was dipped into moonlight to turn the tips a soft white and continue looking at him while they talked and laughed. Stars, his laugh was pretty and sounded so innocently happy too...

Hold the fuck up.

Icarus sat up suddenly waking up both the sleepy calico sleeping next to him as well as the snake that slept on his chest now laying in his lap while he staring onto his soft dark purple weighed blanket. '

Pretty??? Innocently?? And since when am i thinking in the way i write stories like????, Icarus thoughed confused. He sounded like when he had that massive crush in 5th class. Shaking his head to get the ridiculous thought of having a crush on someone else beside his jealous boyfriend and he only meet in his dreams was as absurd as pink flying kittens appearing before him.

Starting to get up and do his morningt stretches, popping all his heavy from sleep joints, he scooped up his snake as he headed towards his shower, letting his cat continue to sleep.

Yeah, a shower will help surely! Always the best way to clear my head... Oh shit I forgot my phone!

Wiping across his wide bathroom mirror Icarus stared into his own tired green eyes. It didnt help...Why cant I get his stupidly handsome face outta my head! ...I really just called him Handsome didnt i?, Icarus let a massive sigh escape him while he wiped his right hand over his face, his other hand holding him up on the black marble top. He continued staring at his reflection for a few minutes, Ignoring the soft boops of his sweet snake Henry. He sighed again grabbing his skin care products and phone to listening to the news and weather forecast while he did the carefully by asmo crafted morning skin routine plus his make up routine while trying to repeat his affirmations as one does in the morning.

Which, respectfully, was kinda tricky as his brain always tried to swim towards two very pretty but equally as tired eyes and the warm touch of two very slim pale hands as well as that slightly slipped up T-Shirt that let the slightest bit of dancer abs show...

Icarus slammed his concealer on the top of the marble, possibly cracking it. "Stop it, Bitch. You ain't fucking 10 anymore. You dont have time to dream about some pretty boytoy. You have shit to deal with ontop of the brother's chaos and you already HAVE. A. BOYFRIEND. Get it together for fucks sake!", the exchange student scolded his reflection in the mostly fogged up mirror who stared back slightly blushed. Taking his color correction his covered up his blush and continued to work makeup into his pale face to look slightly more alive and alert before throwing on his uniform and heading down to deal with breakfast duty before Beel returned from his morning training and raided the fridge...again.

"Icarus, is everything alright?", the sudden voice of Lucifer pulled the Halfdemon out his day dream making him notice he had now a very crispy almost burned sunny side up. Cursing he took the egg out the pan burning himself in his panic slightly letting him yelp. Shaking his head the Avatar of Pride walked up to him and healed the slight burn to which the exchange student smiled embarrassed "Sorry, M'lord..Im a bit distracted from last nights dream.." "Was it a pleasant dream or another night terror?", Rolling up his sleeves Lucifer took over the frying, still he looking at the shorter. In turn said shorter demon soften his expression and starting to smile slightly while recalling his latest dream meeting "It was a really nice dream actually..." Seeing that expressions old emotions tried to resurface in Lucifer. That expression is the same as she had, ending in her demise. He didn't like the fear resurfacing. Icarus has gotten precious to his brothers and himself, especially to Leviathan as the two of them have started dating a few months ago. "Well I'm glad it wasn't another night terror, Icarus. Could you look if my brothers are up? I'm taking over your breakfast duty for today.", Lucifer asked calmly beginning to contuinue where the halfdemon left off. Icarus took a relieved breath and nodded "Of course. and thank you." With that Icarus took his leave to check if everyone is up yet leaving Lucifer and the heavy feeling of worry that settled in his stomach alone.

After checking if everyone else is up and getting ready his last step was his boyfriends room. It was difficult for him to get himself to check, knowing he should directly tell Levi about his troubled heart like a good communicative boyfriend. He still had to fight his worry how Levi will take the news. After taking a few controlled breaths he knocked.

From the oppesite site of the door came a grumbled sound before a very sleepy "Passwort.." "Leviiii~", Icarus used his most disgustingly sweet voice, "Henry is here with an important message for his Lord of Shadows~" "Co-ooorgh-me in, Baby..", Levi yawned.

Icarus couldn't stop the smile while stepping into the cool blue illuminated room. He would admit it took a long and hard time for him to get Levi to a level comftable enough to use that pet name when they are alone or Levi is extremly tired as well as tired so his anxiety couldn't make him to nervous to call Icarus this. But In Icarus opinionit was so worth it for all the butterfliesin his stomach eachtime levi says it.

Walking up to the bathtube Levi used as a bed the halfdemon sat down on the edge of it.

Levi was hugging his Ruri-Chan bodypillow while rubbing the sand out his eyes, clearly still dead tired. Icarus giggled softly, dropping down a bit to give the avatar of envy a soft good morning kiss "You need to get up, Schnucki. You have class in RAD today and a coucil meeting.", the lilanette explain calmly. Grumbling Levi looked up right into the others eyes, sunset meeting in gold encrusted emeralds. Slowly sitting up, making Icarus not needing to strech down at an akward angle he cupped his boyfriends face making Icarus smile "Hm, it nice to see your getting braver, Beloved. Im so proud of you.", Icarus almost purred in responds. "What is on your mind, Ruru? I see something is wrong.", the otaku changed the topic worried. Icarus dropped his smile and sighed, for the nth time that day despite it only being morning, the white snake around his shoulders softly going around his arm to snuggle into his owners hand, as if to distract a bit. "It's just..I think i fell inlove with someone else despite still also loving you? Im really confused about this all..", Icarus confessed, worried for the others reaction. Anxiously Levi questioned "Was I too neglecting to you as your boyfriend..? DO You love me less..?"

Spiralling into panic mode Icarus grabbed Levis hands and shock his head violently "NO! I-! I just think I am be poly, Levi! That has nothing to do with you! Its me only. You are the most perfect boyfriend for me! Please don't worry about this!" Levi, still looking worried at his boyfriend asked "Is it one of my brothers you also fell in Love with or a demon outside our home?" Icarus thought about this. How should he explain the situation..

"It is one of your brothers but its difficult to explain. I also feel like i need to use a command so you won't mess up something he and I are trying to do..Could you give me a bit more time to figure everythingout myself, Levi? I'm still unsure myself about everything to be completelyhonest..but it felt wrong not telling out..", the exchange student explained hoping for the best. Levi though a bit over everything before agreeing "Alright. Im trusting you but i want you to tell me when you figured everthing out for yourself, yes? And I want this whole weekendyou for myself!" Icarus nodded relieved, feeling the stone getting off his heart "Alright. Thanks, Schnucki. And Im truly proud your taking this all this well." Turning a bit red Levi scratch his neck a it looking away flustered before dashing off into his bathroom to get ready, leaving Icarus to his thoughts in the meanwhile.

Well lets see if i can figue this shit out..

#this is not my proudest work but mehr #i didnt know how to write this really #also im tired tbh #but i wanted to atleast finish this one tonight!#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #mc!icarus #obey me!#obey me levi #obey me levi x mc #obey me lucifer #slepy does challenges/trends #mc! monday

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shioritsumi · 2 years

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Hey what if I made another Obey Me MC?

....bc I did. Drawing to come soon, but!!!

Natsuki Shino Age 23 Light Brown hair (dyed), Brown eyes 5′5″ Professional Voice Actor

Natsuki was given access to whatever he wanted to decorate himself with as a kid, so he always chose the cutest things. And his mom loved it....when he was a kid. He was allowed to wear all the pastels, all the hairclips and ribbons, and his mom let him choose out adorable little dresses and skirts and whatever he wanted to wear. He was little, so she figured it was okay. Then he started school, and his mom started enforcing limiting his dressing in dresses. And she started coming down on it harder the further he went in school. He wasn’t allowed to grow out his hair, paint his nails, and by high school he wasn’t allowed to wear “pretty” clothes pretty much ever. He managed to eke out with a few friends who accepted his habits as “something Natsuki does” and would try to help him find time during hangouts to dress up however he wanted.

But as though it wasn’t bad enough being a boy who liked to wear ALL the pretty clothes, he was also an otaku. And then he got his big break, and was cast as a magical girl in what would soon become a highly successful series. It was fun, at first, especially meeting with interviewers and being like “ha ha, that’s right Hana Ruri-chan is voiced by a MAN” but then people started treating him like a woman. Referring to Natsuki as a woman when referring to Ruri’s voice actress. Talking about having a girls’ day when they have recording days. And Natsuki’s over there getting increasingly disappointed bc he’s definitely a MAN....a man voicing a woman. A man who happens to have a really high range for voice work. So he has long hair now and wears pastel colors and paints his nails, but he’s still obviously a man. A manly man who is...pretty.

-Diavolo mistakes Natsuki for a girl at first, too, and immediately corrects himself when he’s told otherwise. “Unisex name, beautiful frame...my apologies, sir! You and Asmodeus have a lot in common on that note, don’t you?” Natsuki finds immediate acceptance.

-Natsuki’s friends in the human world are genuinely good people and support him. Natsuki is grateful to find he still has his phone and his human friends are texting him constantly. (His agent is also trying to get him to continue working bc Ruri-chan episodes still have to get made, they can’t wait a year for him to come back.)

-Natsuki is super awkward when Leviathan rambles on about Ruri-chan constantly, considering he IS Ruri’s voice. If Levi ever pisses him off sufficiently, Natsuki gives him another spoiler.

-Asmo and Natsuki are fashion buddies. (”Not allowed to wear pretty things at home, how DARE they-obviously beautiful people like us should be allowed to wear what makes us look best, right?”)

-The demon bros find high school pictures of Natsuki and don’t recognize him. He has fairly short black hair and he looks, uhh, just like virtually everyone else at his school. He just looks like a dude. Asmo is the first to point out how he doesn’t look terribly happy in most of the photos of him dressed in his school uniform.

-For the record, Natsuki also has more recent photos of himself dressed as Ruri-chan for promotional material for the anime during a recent season premiere. He looks equally unhappy under his makeup and cute idol smile. He really doesn’t like Ruri-chan anymore. She’s taken over his life and thoroughly affected how everyone in the business sees him. His name is mentioned and everyone goes “oh the guy who does Ruri? He’s great at voicing cute girls, he’s pretty cute only give him cute roles” He wants to do some serious roles too, he swears, he’s a professional!

-He was raised mostly by his mom, as his father died when he was still young. Their relationship isn’t great anymore since she started trying to enforce a more “manly” lifestyle on him. He loves her and appreciates what she did for him, but he can’t put up with her for long periods of time. Currently, she thinks he’s giving her the cold shoulder since they had an argument over his role as Ruri and he was taken into the exchange program shortly thereafter.

#obey me mc #obey me

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violettelueur · 3 years

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GOJO SATORU + RYOMEN SUKUNA || WHEN THEIR S/O STOPS PLAYING WITH THEIR HAIR

| featuring : gojo satoru + ryomen sukuna from jujutsu kaisen

| warnings : grammar errors but other than that n/a

| form : headcanons

| published : 12 december

| request : Hello!! I really love your works- they are very wholesome and fluffy 😚 I was wondering if I can request a jjk headcannon or imagine for sukuna and gojo with a (gn/fem) s/o where they run their fingers through their hair or back and just scratches gently and the guys kind of purr?? And when mc stops, they just grab their hand and put it back to where they had been petting them? 😅 lol. I kind of see them both acting like a cat with their s/o and I think it’s cute 🥺 thank you so much!!

| barista’s notes : hi hi hi! barista violettelueur is here and ready to serve the coffees for the day ʕ •ᴥ•ʔゝ☆ i can’t lie my neck kinda of hurts because when i came home from school, i took a nap and probably slept in a very awkward position.....oops ʕ ﾟ ● ﾟʔ but other than that, i hope the person that requested this little headcanon enjoys their order of a cup of classic black coffee (jujutsu kaisen request!) and please come again soon!

GOJO SATORU:

Gojo lives for the feeling of your fingers running along his back and neck as well as the feeling of you playing with his hair - he just loves it.

This little act of yours always calms him down after a long mission or when he feels like he just wanted to rest - which is like a good 99.99% of the time I believe

Sometimes he teases you when you do play with his hair even though he does like it when you do it - don’t ask why it’s probably just his personality.

“Oya? Is my hair that soft honey~?”

Sometimes you would just ignore it because you know in the back of your mind, he doesn’t mind it at all - rather he loves it - since he does lowkey purr in his sleep when you do - especially when it’s when your fingers are running along the back of his neck and back.

However, other times you would tease him back by just suddenly removing your hand and just casually continue what you were doing like reading your book, going through your phone or maybe watching Netflix.

100% of the time, he would start acting like a full-on child and pout at you before whining about why you stopped, only for you to still ignore him.

“Why did you stop~”

Maybe if you didn’t tease Gojo, you wouldn’t be in the situation that you are in right now idiot…..

If you still continue to ignore him, he would just grab your hand and place it back to its original position before waiting patiently for you to move your fingers again - maybe tease him a bit more by not moving at all mate….hehhehe

If you do continue to tease him, he would legit stare at you with a small pout, no matter how long it will take.

If he has to, he would showcase his beautiful eyes because he knows that it’s your weakness - don’t worry, it’s mine too and I ain’t ashamed to admit it.

But when you do start to run your fingers through his hair, he would smile brightly at you before giving you a small sweet kiss to which he then goes back to snuggling with you.

Overall, he feels like in heaven when you do run your fingers through his hair - it’s just the caring and loving feeling that he gets from it that he loves.

RYOMEN SUKUNA:

Look, I have no idea how you got him to go with the idea of you running your fingers through his hair, let alone touching him - but somehow you got there in your relationship with the King of Curses.

However, when you do run your fingers through his hair, you make sure you also do that same with the back of his neck and his back - because you know he would complain if you didn’t. What can you say? He likes being pampered and also this is like one of the only times where you get some silence from him.

You don’t tell him this because you know he would never let you cuddle with him again if you did, but when he does fall asleep in your run when you run your fingers on his skin, he does purr loudly to the point where it isn’t like a cat - it’s more like a lion at this point.

Some people forget this, but Sukuna does have some markings on his back as well as behind his neck - so the fact that you acknowledge them makes him feel prideful (and loved but he won’t tell you that).

But what you learned during your cuddling time with him is to never stop moving your hand - even more than ¼ of a millisecond...yes, it’s that serious.

How did you learn this little rule? Well, well, well, let me explain to you.

You were probably trying to get something that was far away like your phone, so you obviously removed your hand to go reach for it since it was the closest to it.

But…...you suddenly felt a hand tightly grip your wrist just a fingertip away from Sukuna’s back, scaring you slightly until you saw the black bands that were around the person’s wrist - hahahaha you’re in trouble~

“Did I tell you to stop?”

“Sorry, I was trying to grab my phone and I thought you were deep asleep,”

“But did I demand you to stop?” - okay dude relax yeah, they just want their phone mate….

After an intense stare-off, he would just huff in annoyance before placing your hand back to where it was originally before demanding you to continue what you were doing.

He doesn’t tell you this, but he really loves the feeling of you playing with his hair as well as scratching his back - lowkey reminds him of some nights (Barista Violettelueur this is an SFW cafe…..stop it)

However, you already knew about this since when you would do this, you would feel his arms tightly wrap themselves around your waist as if he was telling you not to stop and that he just wanted to stay in the position that you were both in forever.

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flying-elliska · 2 years

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I binge watched Our Flag Means Death yesterday and holy shit !!!!!! I'm in love !!!!! Everyone should watch this, I want at least 10 more seasons (or you know, however many it takes to get to a good conclusion)

- It is very much "Black Sails but a rom com" which already makes it a win in my book, with themes about stories and perception, piracy as this sort of very queer anti-imperialist space of freedom that also often really sucks. And it's hilarious but also there is a lot of depth and angst in there under the surface

- It's also What We Do In The Shadows with pirates instead of vampires in that there is a cast of mostly pathetic lunatics bumbling around and committing atrocities while also being surprisingly lovable, compelling and written with a lot of empathy. Also there is a slow burn romance btw a pathetic but caring little man who seems way out of his depth but has hidden reserves of badassery, and a scary badass with a dark past having a midlife crisis. But it feels less like an outright farce than WWDITS.

- Like i didn't expect it to be so actually romantic ? But there's a slow burn btw the two main (male) characters where they've both gotten dissatisfied with their lives and the roles they've had in life and so they really want what the other has to bring to their life and they're uniquely placed to understand each other and it's really sweet? And the show makes fun of both of them but not for having feelings (but definitely for being emotionally constipated lol). Now in most shows this would be haha broManCe "isn't it too funny that these guys are acting kinda gay hahaha because gay ppl are funny get it" material but in this one you have an actually confirmation that one of these dudes has been with a man before and when this guy shows up the other MC starts acting super jealous and they fight and the others actually call it a break up, also the crew textually says "you like each other" in a way that just doesn't work for friendship (the reviewers still calling it that are honestly delusional). There's tons of scenes that are straight of a fanfic - clothes swapping, practice sword fighting in the moonlight, sexy stabbing, loaded compliments, revealing secrets nobody else knows, longing looks, etc. It's great.

- Also it's just super queer in general, there are two crewmembers who have an open relationship and we see them kiss on screen, and then there's Jim, a really cool nonbinary character hellbent on revenge raised to be a killing machine by a scary nun (amazing) who gets addressed by they/them pronouns and also has an angsty thing with another crew member.

- Also it has lots of characters of color in rich, complex roles and some very blatant send up of racist cliches you can usually find in pirate stories (like the "savage island cannibals" thing). All the English present in the stories are buffoons (and the French are even worse it's very funny). There is a scene where two Black crewmates set some slaves free by basically inventing the Nigerian prince pyramid scheme scam. It's great.

- Taika Waititi delivers some amazing acting and he's also super hot walking around in slinky leather, which I think is totally on purpose as he's got guys swooning for him left and right, he's the hot girl of the show (also he's got 'cat energy' according to the creators) and that is just an incredible take on Blackbeard, scariest pirate of all time. Also he's created this bigger than life image of the terrifying pirate around him because he thinks he was doomed to be a monster but now he's tired of it and it's all very Captain Flint of him. Love it.

- Also saw someone call it "Ted Lasso with pirates" and that tracks, for the whole "lovable doofus who's way out of his depth tries to coach a team of losers and wins them over with his heart of gold even though it takes a while and he has no clue of what he's doing" (is Blackbeard Trent Crimm, with the long grey hair ? Lmao)

- The first two eps are a little slow, I would say it really gets its wings after Blackbeard shows up so it's worth sticking with even if the first two don't entirely convince you.

Watch it ! It's ridiculous and fun and sweet and probably everything you didn't know you needed👌👌👌

#our flag means death #ofmd

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spencersstrawberryjello · 3 years

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Treat People With Kindness (The BAU)

Summary: Garcia gets Reid into Harry Styles and everyone subsequently loses their minds over it.

Content: Honestly just funny I’m not sure what to call it

MC’s name/pronouns: No alternate main character, just Spencer.

Word Count: 1706

A/N: This whole fic was inspired by the fact that a fan gave Matthew Gray Gubler a Treat People With Kindness pin, which then sparked my friend Emily and I to theorize that Spencer Reid would absolutely be a Harry Styles stan. So yeah, this is literally just the product of one fan interaction lmao

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“I got a good feelin’.”

“... What’s he doing?” Emily leaned over and whispered to JJ, who just shook her head.

“I’m just takin’ it all in.”

“Ok, what happened to Reid?” Morgan joined them, and they both shrugged, watching Spencer walk through the doors of the office.

“Floatin’ up and dreamin’.”

“You know, maybe I need to add him to my drug test list too.” Hotch had stepped out of his office, trying to hide his grin as they saw Spencer making his way to his desk, headphones in and practically dancing over to his seat, mouthing every word of the song he was listening to. He plopped down in it with a little spin, opening a file on his desk without ever taking his headphones out.

“Try ‘Dancing with the Stars,’” Emily laughed, and JJ broke away from their group, heading over to his desk.

“Hey Spence,” She rested her arms on the divide between his desk and Emily’s, tapping on it to get his attention.

“Maybe we can find a place to feel good.”

“Spence!” She tapped his arm this time, and he practically jumped out of his skin, turning to face her.

“And we can treat -”

He quickly tore the headphones out of his ears, setting them down on his desk and looking up at her, clearing his throat.

“Sorry. I was listening to something.” He gestured to the headphones still connected to his phone, as if that wasn’t already obvious.

“Yeah, I noticed,” JJ laughed.

“Do we have a case?”

“Nothing yet, you’re good.” She tried fruitlessly to hide her grin, and he gave her a strange look.

“Ok…”

“So,” She plopped down in Emily’s chair, rolling it over to sit near him, “What were you listening to?”

“Oh!” His face lit up, and he grabbed his phone, holding it out for her to see. She put the headphones in her ears, hearing the final moments of the song he’d been jamming to.

“And we can treat people with kindness, find a place to feel good.”

“Harry Styles?” JJ laughed incredulously, handing him back his phone.

“You’ve heard of him?” He asked, taking the phone and sitting it back on his desk and turning back to her.

“I’m pretty sure most people have heard of him, Spence.”

“Ok, well, I hadn’t. But on Saturday I was speaking at the University of Mary Washington with Rossi, and one of the girls gave me this, after the lecture,” He grabbed his bag off the back of the chair, pointing to a round pin clipped on the strap. It was enamel, with light pink on the inside and a red rose in the center, encircled by the phrase “Treat People With Kindness” in black lettering. “And you know, naturally I thought it was a good message so I put it on my bag and I thought that was all it was. But then I ran into Garcia.”

“Oh god.”

“I was walking in yesterday and she saw it and kind of freaked out a little bit, and pulled me into her office and played me the song - the one you just listened to - and it was amazing and so I told her I thought it was amazing, which made her freak out even more and then you called with a case so I left, only to receive a a YouTube playlist a few hours later that she told me I had to watch every video on or she’d stop printing the case files for me.”

“You know she loves you too much to actually do that, right?”

“I mean, the odds were low, but I wasn’t going to risk it. Either way, I sort of listened to every single song on Fine Line and Self-Titled in one night and also a whole bunch of interviews that she sent me and he’s really funny and his music is great and the moral of the story is I kind of love him.”

JJ sent back in her chair, dumbfounded. “Dude… you mean to tell me Garcia made you a Harry Styles fan?”

“Pretty much, yeah.”

“I - Penelope!” JJ left without another word, making her way into Garcia’s office. Spencer just shrugged, returning to the file he was looking at - and his music - as Garcia spun to face JJ.

“Jennifer, my love, to what do I owe the pleasure? New case?” She asked. JJ just shook her head.

“You broke Reid.”

“I did not break Reid!” She defended with a grin. “I merely helped him reach his true form.”

“He willingly used technology, and he came into the office today practically dancing to Treat People With Kindness. So yes, you did break Reid.”

“JJ, dear,” Garcia got up from her chair, taking JJ’s hands in the doorway, “Do you remember when Reid got that adorable little shaggy haircut?”

“Despite the fact that he changes his hair like every month, yes, I do.”

“And do you remember what Hotch said?”

She thought for a moment, then her eyes widened in shock. “You did all of this… because of the boyband joke?”

“Like I said: true form.” Garcia returned to her chair, spinning around with a laugh. “In my defense, I didn’t know he was going to get a Harry Styles pin. I just took advantage of the opportunity when it presented itself. I already failed at teaching him to worship Lady Gaga, I could not miss another chance to try and pull him out of the dark ages.”

“You are ridiculous, you know that?”

“That’s why you love me!”

JJ laughed, leaving Garcia’s office and heading up to hers, ruffling Spencer’s hair on her way by.

“You should grow your hair out again.”

“You think so?” He reached up and fussed with his hair, just as Garcia emerged into the main room.

“Spencer Reid, my beautiful boy genius, did you do what I asked?”

“Garcia, I figured out how to download music to my phone because of you. So yes, I did what you asked.”

“You are officially my new favorite person.”

“Hang on, what is this all about?” Emily asked. Garcia grinned, hardly able to contain her excitement.

“I’m finally bringing the lovely Dr. Reid here into the 21st Century.”

“Penelope,” Emily raised an eyebrow at her, “What did you do?”

“Garcia thinks she did something revolutionary by getting me into Harry Styles’ music,” Spencer clarified. Emily immediately clapped her hand over her mouth, about to respond before Derek piped up from his desk.

“Oh, she converted you too?”

“‘Too’ - you mean to tell me that you, Derek Morgan, are a Harry Styles fan?” Emily was looking between the three of them now, practically in shock. Derek just laughed, holding up his hands.

“What can I say, the guy’s got an incredible voice.”

“And the make up of his songs is so interesting as well; I mean, when you look at the music he’s produced in the last few years in comparison to what he performed while he was a part of One Direction -”

“Oh my god please tell me you’ve also listened to One Direction,” Emily said, laughing when Spencer nodded.

“I don’t understand why you guys are making such a big deal out of this. He’s a singer, it’s not like he doesn’t have fans,” He defended.

“Reid, two months ago you didn’t even know who Lady Gaga was. This is kind of a big deal.”

“Conference room in five,” JJ walked through the group, heading upstairs as everyone else got up to follow her.

“Do not think I am dropping this,” Emily pointed at Derek and Spencer before jogging to catch up with JJ. Derek laughed, falling in step with Reid.

“So, what all did Garcia make you watch?”

“Oh, just a bunch of interviews. I did some of my own reading though -”

“Of course you did.”

“- and what I found really interesting was One Direction’s actual rise to fame. Because the thing is, they didn’t even win X-Factor. They came in third, and yet they became the most famous group to come from that season of the show. In Forever Young - their book - they talked about their time on X-Factor, but it was so strange to me because their first album - Up All Night, that came out not even a full year after they finished the X-Factor live tour - sold 4.5 million copies within the first year. And they just kept growing… Morgan why are you laughing?”

“I’m sorry,” They’d walked into the conference room by now, sitting down next to each other at the table while Derek tried to stop himself from laughing, looking at Reid in disbelief, “You read their book?”

“And their Wikipedia page - I told you I did my own reading!”

“You said you did some of your own reading, you didn’t say you’d memorized everything about their career!”

“Eidetic memory, remember?” He tapped his forehead, and Derek rolled his eyes.

“You never let me forget. I’m assuming you know everything about their solo careers as well?”

“Well I got into Harry’s stuff first, but I ended up reading all of theirs since I didn’t have anything else to do last night. It’s just so interesting to think about what One Direction’s situation reveals about human nature and celebrity culture. I mean, a lot of their fans are dictionary definition erotomaniacs, and yet -”

“I shouldn’t even be surprised that you read this all in one night.”

“Like I said: didn’t have anything else to do.”

“As much as I’m glad you boys are bonding, we have more important things to worry about than Reid’s newfound love for a British boy band,” JJ interrupted.

“Niall Horan’s actually Irish -”

“Spence. The case.” She pulled up the photos on the screen, and Spencer nodded, opening the case file in front of him as JJ began to review everything they needed to know. She finally closed out, and Hotch grabbed his tablet and rose from the table.

“Alright, wheels up in thirty.”

Everyone nodded, gathering up their things and vacating the room. Spencer and Derek trailed out after everyone, Spencer picking up the conversation as soon as JJ finished.

“You know, I’m considering learning how to knit - there’s this cardigan that Harry wore...”

#criminal minds #criminal minds fanfiction #spencer reid #spencer reid fanfiction #bau #bau headcanon #spencer reid headcanon #criminal minds headcanon #bau fanfiction #fanfiction #reid #dr reid #dr spencer reid #writing #harry styles #treat people with kindness #hs #styles

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redacted-headcannons · 3 years

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Hi! I saw your requests open and I wanted to ask you for headcanons of the brothers with an F!MC who is a huge fan of a male singer and like she devotes to him as much as Levi to TSL.

If you can do this,thank you. Have a good day♥

DEMON BROTHERS’ REACTIONS TO YOUR OBSESSION WITH A HUMAN MALE SINGER

Thank you so much for your request! I actually really, really like this idea!

Lucifer

the most likely to not really care on the surface

mature enough to understand that you like what you like

also knows that this is fairly normal for human women

don’t underestimate the jealous notes though

his pride will step in the way and he’ll grandstand

your singer does charity? yeah, well, lucifer looks after each of his underlings individually

this guy really into singing ballads? lucifer knows so many more sad songs

dyes his hair every comeback? so what, black hair is classic

at the end of the day, a soft kiss to his forehead and reassurance will take down his blood pressure anxieties

“I don’t mean to be jealous, MC, but you do get carried away for this man”

but, as he does with Levi, he leaves you to enjoy your hobby

Mammon

"No way, MC, I’m also totally a fan of this guy, too!”

2 people but 0 braincells

he’s a liar though

literally has never even seen this guy before

But Mammon is jealous and you are his

Therefore, it is only true if Mammon accompanies you to all his concerts, meet n greets, and merch stock ups

Its when Mammon refuses to let you get a shirt with the singer’s face on it do you finally understand

rightfully so, you’re mad

Until Mammon comes around with a sincere apology

to make it up to you, he secretly spends at least a month getting to know the singer in person in the human realm in a genuine way

and sets up a personal concert just for you

continues to be a really good boyfriend to you and a fun friend to singer

Leviathan

completely understands

The only thing is

Levi’s envy is the worst of them all

But this dude is a singer, is handsome, is confident

Levi might end being very bitter and self-sabotaging bc of this

“No, i understand, MC, h-he’s very good looking”

“You’re staying here with me tonight, MC!” he demands a bit

“You can’t go to him! He’s such a normie!”

holds your hand and cries cause he’s terribly insecure

but doesn’t want to stop you bc he knows what its like

you have to force him to open up

and the conversation goes a lot better than either of you anticipate with apologies, tears, and kisses all over the face

afterwards, Levi is probably the most likely to purchase you tickets

Satan

cant and doesnt want to understand

“He’s just a human, MC, I’ve heard angels sing before” Satan says as he rolls his eyes

“That’s so much money for a concert, MC, you’re as bad as Mammon and Levi!”

it takes some coaxing, but you get Satan to listen to the best album this guy has

and Satan will overanalyze the crap outta this album

but the result is a bit eye-opening

on a sad song, Satan admits that he’s jealous and that at first he didn’t know what to do with this anger

He’ll realize he’s being an ass

Most likely to listen to you all day and night being genuinely enthused

bc after all, this human singer just has your ear but Satan knows he has your heart

Asmodeus

the pettiest of the bunch

if you’re into sex, this man will attempt to make love while you play his music

just to make you forget about the singer

if you’re not, he’ll talk over the music

maybe even pull out your earbuds so he can tell you about the latest devilgram story he saw

after some intervention talk, Asmodeus will admit that this man is handsome and talented

“But not as gorgeous as me” he trails off, looking directly in your eyes

“Or you, for that matter,” he says as he presses his lips on yours

Genuine apologies and sore loser syndrome but Asmodeus backs off

Because nothing makes him happier than seeing you enjoy everything life has to offer

to him, that’s the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen

Beelzebub

doesn’t really care at first when you start playing his music all the time

might even hum the songs you play most frequently when he’s working out

things start to get a bit icy when you miss out on his fangol game for a concert

Beel’s stomach aches like crazy and for the several hours you’re gone, nothing in the kitchen satisfies him

its a deep rolling fire in the pit of his belly

but Beel doesn’t like it at all

when you get home, he’ll tackle you and all your collected merch

“Next time, take me with you, MC” he pleads

He’ll lay you down in his bed and tell you how lonely it was at his game because he couldn’t see you in the stands

he just hates how it makes him feel icky and jealous

of all the brothers, Beel handles your obsession the best

emotionally intelligent Beel time

Belphegor

of all the brothers, he genuinely cares the least

why should he be concerned when humans are temporary and Belphie is a demon?

its when you start bringing the body pillows, the pajama shirts, and listen to his music at night does a sort of sadistic streak burst through

Belphie will actually encourage you to play it more and louder

bc well he thinks you’ll grow tired of the other human really fast

he’s surprised when it doesn’t work

also realizes this was a pretty shitty thing of him to want

because its something you like

so he’ll pull you in for a nap but respectfully request that you don’t play his music

nuzzles into your neck and whispers

“I’m not entirely comfortable with how consumed you are with him but it makes you happy, right?”

a really good conversation about boundaries and feelings

a very, very, very long nap after

#obey me scenarios #obey me demon bros #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me requests

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isoldmysoultojonahclemence · 3 years

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Ikerev Characters as Fairytales!

Lancelot Kingsley: Beauty and the Beast

I mean, this is a pretty obvious one.

Lance is the Beast, who’s super lonely, and MC is the Beauty, who rescues him from the loneliness.

the rest of the Red Army are the furnitures if we’re looking at the Disney version

Jonah Clemence: The Ugly Duckling

He was bullied for his looks when he was young, except it was bc he’s too beautiful instead of too ugly.

But then he joins the Red Army (the swans) and realizes that he’s actually a swan, too

Also the Princess and the Pea would apply to him as well.

Jonah would totally notice a single pea under 40 mattresses XD

Edgar Bright: Bluebeard

Well, first of all they’re both kinda murderers, except Edgar was forced to and Bluebeard did it for the funsies.

Also there’s that safe which MC isn’t supposed to look it, and after she looked inside her relationship with Edgar was heavily damaged.

Zero: Mulan

He originally wasn’t supposed to be in the Army, except it’s bc he’s not of the Red lineage while Mulan was a woman.

So they both work super hard to be fit for their positions and earn the respect of everyone else.

Kyle Ash: Sleeping Beauty

Ok I’ll admit I struggled with this one bc there aren’t many passionate drunk doctors in fairy tales -_-

But like, he drinks a lot, and there’s many instances where he passes out from it.

Also I feel like the path to his heart is blocked by thorns, bc it was so difficult for him to cry in his route.

Ray Blackwell: Cinderella

MC has to go back home at the full moon, kinda like how Cinderella needs to go home at midnight.

I know that this is every single route in a nutshell but IT WORKS

Also Ray’s route is considered as one of the “basic, startup routes,” and Cinderella is also a super common fairytale that pretty much everyone knows.

Sirius Oswald: Goldilocks

You know how Sirius is all about that balance? Not too much, and not too little, but just right.

He even says something like “everything in moderation” in one of his cards.

And I also feel like he applies this philosphy to pretty much every aspect of his life: not too strong, not too weak; not too passionate, not too detached. He’s just trying to be the average dude (and he’s failing, but whatever).

Luka Clemence: The Little Mermaid

Luka’s longing for the Black Army and freedom is pretty similar to how the Little Mermaid yearns for the land and to become human.

But also neither of them quite fits in. Luka suffers from his insecurities while the Little Mermaid couldn’t speak and it pains her to walk.

Their siblings both try to get them to come home, but neither of them do in the end.

Fenrir Godspeed: Jack and the Beanstalk

Wdym Fenrir wouldn’t give up his cow for a magic bean???

Jack and the Beanstalk is amongst one of the more adventurous fairy tales and Fenrir is one of the more adventurous suitors.

Seth Hyde: Rapunzel

Seth is stuck in a tower (the Magic Tower, to be more specific) and MC has to rescue him.

There’s even several allusions to this fairy tale in his main route.

Also he has the longest hair out of all the suitors.

Harr Silver: Snow White

Lives in a cottage in the forest, loves the little animals...Harr is literally Snow White.

Besides, he was chased out of Cradle by the previous King under false charges, just like how Snow White was forced to flee from her stepmother.

Loki can be the dwarf XD

Loki Genetta: Puss in Boots

Well, first of all, obviously they’re both cats (or cat-like).

Also, they both have a talent for chatting with other people and are generally good at convincing others to do what they want.

Mischevious.

Oliver Knight: Thumbelina

Y’know...the size thing...

pls don’t come at me oliver and oliver stans

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manunelle · 3 years

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{Ikerev} How many kids would they have? {Headcanon}

I’m kind of creating this post to organize my thoughts, because I want to write more about this in another post where I’ll write about how they are with their children and how I imagine their personalities. Please be aware that I imagine a different MC for each suitor, so the kids exist in the same universe lol

🖤 Black Army 🖤

Ray Blackwell

One boy.

He was adopted by Ray and MC at age of 3. His father was one of Ray’s soldier who unfortunately passed away in duty. Since he had no mother or relatives that could take care of them, MC and Ray took him in.

He prefers MC over Ray, but admires his dad very much!

Sirius Oswald

oh boy

This man and MC had 5 children! :)

I kind of enjoy the thought of Sirius retiring because he wants to spend as much time as he can with his family.

They have three girls and two boys. The order goes like this: Girl ---> Twins (boy and girl) ---> Boy ---> Girl.

Would name his kids after flowers.

The kids get along very well! They are really protective of each other and of their parents.

Luka Clemence

One boy as well.

His kid is really sweet! He’s really friendly and everybody loves him at school.

Is kind of a younger brother to Jonah’s girls.

Talking about Jonah, he’s the best uncle ever. Always brings gifts and gives advices about anything that is troubling the boy.

He’s doesn’t have a favorite parent. He’s close to both!

Fenrir Gospeed

Had two kids, a son and a daughterl.

The firstborn is the boy, and the girl is six years younger.

To his and MC’s surprise, the boy is a magic user! They discovered it when MC was bathing her baby when suddenly he started floating and giggling around. Imagine Fenrir and MC screaming and jumping around, trying to reach their son, who is having the time of his life.

The girl is not a magic user, so she causes less trouble than her brother. She’s friends with Ray’s son.

Seth Hyde

One girl.

She has Seth’s hair and MC’s eyes, and likes to dress cute clothes and to play with her teddy bear.

She’s reeeeaaaally shy. :<

She probably prefers Seth over MC, but she doesn’t make it obvious. Of course, she likes her mother very much as well. But Seth’s hugs are something else. :>

❤️ Red Army ❤️

Lancelot Kingsley

The next King of Hearts is a girl!

She looks mostly like Lancelot, but her hair shape resembles MC’s.

She’s really carismatic and smart, which means that she can hold a conversation with an adult without difficulties.

She’s a friendly and curious little girl, always asking about how and why things work the way they do.

As a magic user, she’s really interested in Harr’s work and gets along well with his daughter.

Loves her dad! She looks up to him a lot and is not embarassed of asking him for advices and hugs.

Jonah Clemence

Our queen has two daughters.

They are only 2 years apart, so they get along very well with each other.

Honestly, they have Jonah completely wrapped around their little fingers. This man would go to the fucking moon if they wanted something from there.

Despite being spoiled rotten, the girls are really gentle and caring with those around them. thank u so much mc

Because the younger sister is shyer, Jonah teaches his firstborn from a young age that she should always be nice and take care of her younger sister.

They love baking! Imagine the MC and her two daughter baking cookies on the kitchen to present the man of their lives later. ;A; so cute

Edgar Bright

Edgar has one girl and one boy.

Due to her fragile health, his daughter, the firstborn, won’t be able to become the next Jack of Hearts. She always smiles and says that it doesn’t bother her, but she gets self concious when hearing adults commenting about it. She also feels bad for passing the burden of being the heir to her younger brother.

The boy is calm and serious, which is kind of weird bc his face looks way too much with MC’s. He’s really protective of his parents and his sister. Loves animals, just like his dad! He’s smart and strong, but is really aloof. MC and Edgar are always worried about him bc he doesn’t seem to want friends.

The girl is bffs with Lancelot’s daughter and Kyle’s son.

Zero

One daughter!

She has MC’s hair and his eyes. She’s really pretty!

She’s friendly and is always smiling. Since she’s younger than the other kids of the Red Army (Kyle’s second son is actually the youngest, but he is still a baby lol), they kind of treat her as a young sister, always hugging and patting her head.

She’s really curious around everything. Actually, her personality resembles Lancelot’s daughter’s a lot.

Loves watching her father training with the soldiers! At the end of every session, she goes running towards him demanding hugs.

Kyle Ash

Two boys. They have an age gap of 12 years.

His firstborn had a really fragile health as a child, to the point of having to take constant shots and Kyle having to perform different treatments on his child. Seeing their child suffer was really difficult for Kyle and MC, and at some point they even thought that he wouldn’t survive childhood. However, aroung age 8, the signs of this disease started decreasing and he got better.

Kyle is still worried about his son, so he always keeps a close watch on him to see if those symptons will come back someday.

Because they were always busy taking care of their older son, MC and Kyle decided to not have other children. So it was a big surprise when they discovered MC’s second pregnancy.

Surprisingly, their second son has no health problems. As a baby, he’s really serious and likes to nap a lot.

Both boys look a lot like Kyle. The older one looks the most, while the younger has MC’s eyes.

Mousse Atlas

Has one son.

The boy is a MC’s appearence copy with Mousse’s personalit copy.

Just like his dad, loves napping.

Naps everywhere.

Everywhere.

Once, when dusting some shelves, Luka found him sleeping in the Black Army’s library.

How in the hell did this kid get here?

He always goes missing. Like, at one moment he’s standing right next do MC and in the next second he disappears. Dude???

Actually, he’s a magic user, which explains him disappearing all the time and reaching things that are in a place way higher than him. However, he doesn’t tell it to his parent until he’s sixteen bc he’s afraid of disappointing them (bc he heard from some idiot that magic users are way too dangerous).

💚 Neutral 💚

Harr Silver

He has one daughter.

She has his hair and MC’s eyes.

Since she’s a magic user, she and Harr are always excitingly talking about magic books and researchs. He also teaches her about spells and skills unrelated to magic, such as cooking and fishing.

She’s really shy, and because kids used to bully her at school and adults ignored the situation, she has a really hard time socializing with people that are not her family.

Loves cats! As a toddler, Loki gave her a cat plushie and she is really attached to it.

Gets along with Sirius’s oldest daughter and Lancelot’s, but I’ll talk more about this in another post.

Likes to sleep with her parents. It’s hard to get up in the morning bc she is pratically glued to the one she is hugging.

Loki Genetta

One son. He’s the youngest among the 17 suitors (bc Loki is fucking 19 years old in canon universe, duh).

The boy is always stealing MC’s attention, always glaring at Loki. Loki glares back because he’s a man-child.

Actually, they get along very well when the issue is not MC, and the boy trusts Loki a lot, sharing secrets and asking for help when in need of assistance.

His looks and personality are a carbon copy of Loki’s.

Always follows Ray’s son and Fenrir’s daughter around.

Oliver Knight

One daughter, and Oliver loves her so much!

She looks a lot like MC, both in looks and personality.

Being a bit naive, she’s always getting in trouble. Thank god her friends are always ready to rescue her! Is bffs with Sirius’s second daughter.

Boys love her. Girls too. As a teenager, she’s always having to turn down confessions. She tries to be gentle, but some people are just too bold for her to deal with. That’s when Sirius’s daughter and son (the twins!) enter and deal with whoever is bothering her.

She kind of has a crush on Sirius’s oldest son, but is too embarassed to admit.

Oliver knows, but doesn’t want her to know that he knows. It’s kind of tough to hide, bc when the boy shows up at his house he’s always fumming with jealousy.

Blanc Lapin

Mister Blanc has one son.

He’s calm and smart.

Loves tea parties! Dad’s carrot cake is the best.

Loves his mom. Loves his dad. Loves his friends.

He’s a sunshine. Everybody loves him.

Dean Tweedle

Has only one daughter.

Her looks and personality are a perfect mix of her parents’.

Sleeps only if her dad reads to her. Otherwise, she stays the whole night staring at ceiling with a bored expression.

Is really smart and responsable. She’s the perfect “senpai” at school.

Is bffs with Sirius’ oldest daughter.

She and Dalim’s son look really alike, so people are always mistaking them as siblings. Dalim and Dean always get annoyed at this.

Dalim Tweedle/Dum

Has one son.

Just like Dean’s daughter, his looks are a mix of his parent’s, but his personality is a bit different. Despite being really curious, he’s really quiet and hesitant of asking questions aloud.

Is a magic user.

Sees Dean’s daughter as a big sister. Is always attached to her hand when they meet and follows her around like a shadow.

Probably prefers his mom over Dalim.

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suchalonelysunflower · 3 years

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Tell Me What You’re Thinking (c.h)

Pairing: Calum Hood x Fem! Reader

Summary: You overhear something you shouldn’t hear. But Calum will make it right, won’t he?

Warnings: ANGST. Language (including insults), mentions of alcohol, drugs and cheating. MC with low self esteem. Some grammar mistakes (English is not my first language, I’m sorry)

Word count: 4 k

Author’s Note: hi I’m back with the angsty shit. This is very self indulgent, and I put Mitchy as a bad guy here, so sorry if you like him? Reblogs, Commets, Feedback and likes are very welcomed and encouraged! I love to hear from you guys ❤️ hope you like it and Happy Reading ✨🦋🌻

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You sighed as you finished your last paper. It was finals week and you were officially done with your exams and term papers for the semester. The last couple of weeks were rough and no one knew that more than you and your boyfriend Calum who has been by your side through this whole stressing process.

You smiled to yourself as you remembered the encouraging words that Calum often said to you. He knew how hard you worked in school and at your part time job in a law firm, and you appreciated how much he cared for you in times of stress and frustrations. Always cheering you up from the bleechers as you made a name for yourself.

Calum promised that once you were done with school for the semester, he was going to take you out on a well deserved Holiday, just the two of you and Duke as you celebrated another six months worth of work done. Everything was already planned for the next weekend and you couldn’t wait.

You reread your final essay one more time and decided that it was enough for today and if there were any mistakes left, then you’ll deal with them tomorrow. Now the only thing in your mind was a cozy blanket and a feel good movie. But first, you needed to get some food and drinks for your mini celebratory self care session.

The thought of asking Calum to come join you crossed your mind, but you quickly remembered that tonight was boys night. Every couple of weeks Calum and his friends have a little night out to catch up and decompress all of the stress of the week. Tonight was Calum’s turn to host boys night as they decided to have a quiet night in, so they must be having a good time downstairs and you didn’t want to ruin the mood.

With that thought in mind, you carefully placed your laptop on Calum’s side of the bed and carefully untangled your legs from under the covers so you wouldn't wake up Duke, who snuggled with you every time you had to work to keep you company. You put on one of Calum’s hoodies and headed downstairs trying your best to not make any sound.

Before you even reached the last step of the stairs, you could already hear your boyfriend’s laugh and it made your heart flutter. Even after almost three years of being together, his laugh still gives you butterflies every time you hear it, falling even more in love than what is possible.

Once you were in the kitchen, you started looking into the cupboards as you searched for your favorite snacks, but in the end you were unable to find any, thinking that maybe Calum has hidden them somewhere on the top shelves where he knows you can’t reach.

Letting out a small huff, you debated with yourself the option of climbing up the counter or admitting defeat and go ask your boyfriend for some help. Luckily, you didn’t have to decide as you heard a familiar voice behind you.

“Well, if it isn’t my favorite scholar” Said Ashton with a light chuckle “What are you doing here? I thought you’d be out tonight since it’s boys night”

You smiled as you let him wrap his arms around you to give you a hug. Ashton was the first friend you made when you moved to LA a couple of years back, he was the one who introduced you to Calum in the first place, and you were very thankful for having him as a best friend.

“I had to finish up some term papers, so I had to reschedule my girl’s night for tomorrow” You explained to the black haired man “And what are you doing here? Need a refill?” You ask, pointing to the empty glass he was holding.

Ashton nodded, “Yeah, but I also needed a time out. Mitchy is kinda being very obnoxious today” He said with a sigh.

Mitchy Collins was a close friend with the boys for many years now, but you can’t say that he is a friend of yours. It’s not like you haven’t tried to befriend the singer, on the contrary, you both had multiple chances to get to know each other but he either ignored you or made things very awkward between you. And, to be honest, you were not that excited to become his friend either. There was something weird about him, a bad vibe per se, that made you not trust him at all. He was always very loud, obnoxious and downright rude sometimes and it made you very uncomfortable. Both Calum and Ashton knew about your uneasiness with Mitchy, so they didn’t push it too far and you were thankful for that.

“Oh?” You asked, trying to mask your discomfort “What is he saying this time?”

“Just a bunch of bullshit, to be honest. He is very high right now and thinks he’s above everyone else” Ashton said, taking a seat on one of the kitchen island stools. You did the same as you offered him a glass of water.

“Are you high right now?” You chuckled.

“Nope. Calum and I decided to stay clean tonight cause tomorrow we start early in the studio and the weed kinda messes up our pipes” He explains.

“What about Luke and Mikey?”

“They are not here yet, they said they needed to finish up something for a song and then they will meet us here” Ashton shrugged, not giving it too much importance “And what about you, darling? How was your day?”

You began to tell Ashton about how you finally finished the semester and how excited you were for your little getaway with Calum next week. However, every couple of minutes you were interrupted by a loud laugh or an obnoxious comment coming from the living room where the rest of the boys were sitting. Sometimes their loud comments started loud conversations that neither of you could help but overhear, but you did your best to ignore them. But some things are easier said than done.

“I’m telling you man! You can do so much better” You heard Mitchy’s voice echoing through the house, followed by a chuckle from Calum who mumbled something among the lines of “Fuck off”

You furrowed your eyebrows as you stopped the conversation you had with Ashton in order to pay attention to what was being said down the hall. You looked at Ash with a confused face, wondering what they could be saying but at the same time not knowing if you should continue listening to their private affairs. You were about to open up your mouth to continue what you were saying until another comment made by Mitchy caught your attention.

“You have to admit she is the worst sometimes. All she does is boss you around like you are some kind of puppet. She is the definition of annoying”

You sat up straight as you looked at Ashton, who mirrored your puzzled expression.

“Is- is he talking about me?” You asked in a whisper.

Ashton shook his head “I don’t thi-”

“I swear! What does she even do besides work and study all the time? She barely has time for you. You said it yourself! And when she’s not doing any of those things? She’s nagging around and clinging to you like you’re a damn purse! That’s who Y/N is”

You froze in the spot. So they were talking about you… and did Calum really say you don’t have time for him? You don’t even get time to yourself and he knows that! He said he was okay with it, that he understood and supported you through and through… Guess not.

“I still don’t know what you saw in her, dude. She’s just plain boring, playing to be a good girl when in reality she has zero personality” He continued his rant “She does nothing for you! Honestly! I’m surprised you made it this far with that bitch”

You knew that wasn’t true. He never really made an effort to get to know you! how could he be saying all those stuff? You did everything for Calum, all your goals, your plans are for the both of you. How could he know that if he never really talked to you? But you had to admit that that first comment really hurt. You were always doubting yourself at the beginning of your relationship with Calum, always feeling like you weren’t good enough, or pretty enough, or smart or fun or hot… To fight off those kinds of feelings was a difficult job to say the least, but Calum was always there to fight them with you, reassuring you that he loved you. He loved every part of you and he will love you forever.

“Is she at least a decent fuck? Cause I don’t see her doing anything remotely interesting in bed” Mitchy laughed “If she’s not she’s just wasting your time”

You noticed how Ashton suddenly stiffened next to you when he heard Mitchy’s comments. His knuckles turned white as he gripped his fists at the side of his body “Okay, that’s enough” But you were quicker, grabbing onto his shirt as a sign to make him stay there with you and not cause a scene.

His eyes found yours and you could see the anger build up on them, you knew that he would defend you no matter what and you loved him for that. But you knew Calum would defend you over there, he wouldn't let him talk about you that way.

“Ash, please” You pleaded, tugging on his shirt for him to take a seat again. But he preferred to stay standing next to you, almost like guarding and shielding you from any other comment that might hurt your feelings.

“I can’t let him talk about you like that!” He hissed. But you just shook your head.

“I know, Ash. I know. But Cal will handle it” You said confidently, trying to keep yourself together.

You knew Calum would not let those comments slide. Even if you weren’t in the room with him, those comments were awful and very hurtful, no one deserves to be treated like that, especially by someone as close as a friend of his.

You waited for his intervention, but your heart crushed when the only thing you heard from him were laughs.

“She’s a good fuck” That’s all he said.

The grip you had on Ashton’s shirt suddenly flattered as you fought the lump in your throat “Y-you said he wasn’t high” You whispered to Ashton, who was just as frozen as you were after hearing his best mate’s comment.

“He’s not” He said, standing tall next to you. As much as he wanted to go in there and give the guys an earful, he knew you needed him here with you.

Out of all the things Mitchy has said, out of all the insults and belitments, that’s what he says? That you’re a good fuck?

You knew that you could be annoying sometimes when you got happy. You just wanted to share that happiness with everyone around you and you thought… you thought that Calum liked that. You were not a bad girlfriend, you always tried your best to make him as happy as he makes you; to love him as much as he loves you, cause he loves you. Doesn’t he?

If he loves you then why is he letting his friend say all of this stuff about you? Why is he not saying anything? Does- does he agree with him?

The tears started rolling silently, half of you not believing what you were hearing while the other half clang to the idea of Calum defending you at some point.

“Oh I know!” Said Mitchy after a while “I can introduce you to someone! Right now, actually. Her name’s Vanessa and she’s crazy hot, dude”

He can’t be serious.

Ashton looked at you with pleading, furious eyes. Almost begging you to go and let him deal with them. But you grabbed his hand and made him stay. This has to be it. This has to be the chance for Calum to say something.

“You’re kidding right?” The curly haired man asked. Making you let out a breath of relief.

“Not at all! Think about it. We go, you meet her, you fuck her and done!” He said like it was nothing “Y/N will never find out cause she’s stuck up her ass. Your fans will never know or they won’t care cause they don’t even know you are in a ”relationship” to begin with! You are single to their eyes. And you get a decent fuck from someone who looks the part and knows how to have fun! It’s a win - win!”

Your heart stopped as you waited for Calum to answer. To tell Mitchy to go fuck himself. To tell him that he loves you and would never do that to you.

“I don’t know, man. I’ll think about it” Calum shrugged “Plus, if we go out I’ll have to tell Y/N. She’s upstairs finishing some shit for her university”

“Fucking hell… see! I told you! A stuck up bitch” Mitchy said, making Calum laugh.

But their laughs and the rest of the conversation grew numb to your ears. Your body trembled as the tears came flooding in, holding in the sobs that were tearing up your throat. How could he? He was really thinking of cheating on you.

You could feel every little piece of your heart shattered as you search for some kind of leverage that could hold you still so you don’t fall and break. You felt ill, disgusted and heartbroken.

As you tried to get up, you felt your knees buckle and almost fell to the ground if it weren’t for Ashton holding you up. He was still there and you knew by the look in his eyes that he was not going anywhere.

He was just as disgusted and angry as you. He couldn’t believe all the things that were said tonight, all the things that Calum failed to make it right and hurt you in the process. He knew that if he were in that room that the conversation would’ve died the moment it started. He would never let them talk about you that way.

“I-I can’t-“ You cried, moments away from hyperventilating “I can’t stay here, Ash”

He nodded, pulling you into a hug and kissing the top of your head for reassurance “Go upstairs, love. Grab your stuff and we’re getting out of here. You’re staying with me tonight, okay?” Ashton let go of you and started walking towards the living room where the rest of the guys were still talking.

“Ash” You called, making him turn around “D-don’t make a scene, please”

He sighed as he muttered a quiet “okay” before turning around, leaving you alone as you went upstairs to grab the bare necessities to spend the night, you’ll figure out the rest later. Right now you just needed to get out of here.

You opened the bedroom door and almost collapsed at the entrance. Duke came running towards you, sensing that there was something wrong as he started to whine and tried to jump into your arms. That only made you cry harder as you realized that you were leaving him too. You fell to the floor and patted the puppy as he tried to wipe off your tears with his tongue, breaking your heart even more.

A loud voice cut you out of your thoughts. You could hear Ashton yelling, although you couldn’t exactly figure out what he was saying. This meant that Calum knew you heard everything and that, if he had at least some decency left in him, he would come and get you. You needed to act fast.

You stood up and grabbed the first big bag that you could find. Inside of it you threw your laptop, your books, your charger, some clothes and some bathroom essentials. You debated on whether or not to take with you a picture of you, Calum and Duke… it was your favorite memory with them. But the damage was stronger than the nostalgia, so you threw that picture to the ground before you left the room that once belonged to you.

You were running down the stairs when you passed Calum running up them. You ignored him as he stopped in his tracks and followed you to the hall.

“Y/N!” He said, desperate to try and stop you “Y/N, baby, please! Hear me out!”

“Hear what?! I already heard enough!” You said as you turned around.

Calum’s face was almost unrecognizable. The fear in his eyes, the desperation in his voice and his close off body language was not something you’d normally see in him. The “I fucked up” expression showed all the regret in the world, yet you didn’t seem to care at the moment.

“I. Heard. All of it, Calum” You cried through gritted teeth, anger boiling inside of you as you stared at the man you thought you’d marry “All of it and not once did I hear you say something to try and defend me. How do you think that made me feel?!”

“Baby-“ He tried, but you cut him off.

“I work my ass off all day and night for you, for us. For me to go and see you on tour like you ask me to, knowing damn well I would go to the ends of this fucking earth for you! Catching up extra classes and shifts so I can go with you. I cancel everything to be with you. I gave up everything for us to be together. I barely even have time for myself as I try my best to be something worthy of you!” Your tears were staining your face, but you pushed away the pain for a moment, knowing that once you break down it’s over “I try my best to be a good girlfriend, a good friend! I loved you with all my heart and this is what I get after almost three years? A good fuck? That 's it?”

Calum’s world fell to the floor as he tried hard to fight off the lump in his throat, whispering in a broken voice “Loved?”

“That’s all you get from it?” You ask defeated “Calum I would’ve never let my friends call you names, insult you or offend you in any way. I would’ve gone to the ends of the world for you, defended you till the day I die. All because I trusted you to do the same for me and you failed me, Calum. You broke me. You let him call me a bitch, a stuck up, worthless, stupid, bossy, annoying… should I go on? Cause those words are now printed in my memory, next to you agreeing to all of those things. Is that what you think of me?”

“Baby, I swear it’s not like that!” He said, grabbing your hand and trying to make you stay “I fucked up! I know! You are right, I failed you and you don’t know how much I hate myself for it! But please, love. You know I could never think of you like that… you are the most wonderful person there is! You are kind, smart, loving, beautiful-“

“Did you cheat on me?” You ask bluntly.

“What?”

“Did you cheat on me?”

“No!” Calum said instantly “No, I would never!”

You nodded “Yet, you thought of it.”

Calum opened his mouth to say something, but you cut him off again “Is that why you never made our relationship public? So you could have a free pass whenever you want to? Cause I thought it was to protect our privacy, for us to have a normal life in the midst of the chaos that is to date a celebrity. When you told all of that I thought “wow, this is a guy with integrity and with values” Yet I don’t know what to believe now. I thought you loved me-“

“I do love you-“

“I thought you loved me” You said, the tears were already dry as the anger came flooding in “But you don’t hurt the people you love. You don’t break them like you did to me. You don’t let anyone hurt them, even if they are not in the room with you. And you don’t cheat on them like you were going to tonight with that girl Vanessa while I waited here like an idiot for you to come home and spend some time with me”

You pull your hand out of his grasp, holding onto your bag as you heard Calum cry “Y/N-“

“You are free to do whatever you want now, Calum. Cause to the eyes of your fans you are single, and I am as well”

You turned around and saw Ashton waiting by the door with his keys in his hand. He opened up the door for you as you walked by, ignoring all of Calum’s pleads for you to stay.

“So you are just going to leave?!” He yelled, not knowing what else to do. “Whe- Where are you taking her Ashton?”

The black haired man made sure that you were already sitting in his car before turning around to face his friend “I’m taking here with me and away from you cause that’s what she needs now. So don’t bother calling or showing up cause you are not welcome right now. And don’t even try to call Luke or Michael cause they already know and we won’t support you on this” Ashton said as calm as he could. He already told him off, but the anger of seeing you cry in front of him still resided in him.

“I- I love her , Ash! You can’t just take her away from me. I’m her boyfriend!”

“Correction, you were her boyfriend. And I can take her away and I will cause she asked me to” He said taking an intimidating step closer to Calum “Cause while you were here talking trash about her behind her back, planning on how to cheat on her. I was back there, holding her while she broke down crying cause she couldn’t believe that her boyfriend didn’t stand up for her and let a fucking stranger insult her all night long! You weren’t there to see her eyes water or her lip tremble. You weren’t there when she begged me with tears in her eyes to not make a scene cause all she wanted to do was to get out of here. She is the most amazing person ever, she is a light in all of our lives and you extinguished her without a second thought. You might be my friend, but she is too and I love her and I will defend her no matter what, she doesn’t deserve this kind of crap you just showed to her. So don’t count on me to try and help you get her back, I won’t blame her if she doesn’t”

Calum felt small as Ashton walked away from him, closing the door with a bang and leaving him all alone in his big house. Well, almost.

“Dude, that was intense” Mitchy laughed as he placed a hand on Calum’s shoulder “So, wanna go now?”

A blind rage fell over Calum as he heard the mocking laughs of his so-called friend, acting like his life just didn’t fall apart in front of him.

Calum grabbed the singer by the neck of his shirt and pushed him forcefully against the wall “You are going to get out of my house and never come back. You hear me?!” He yelled to his face, almost letting out steam from his nostrils as he was sure he could kill him right now.

“Dude, what’s wrong with yo-“

Calum quickly grabbed a bottle from his nearby mini bar, suddenly gaining all the courage he should’ve had hours ago, and throwed it to Mitchy’s feet, making him jump “Get the fuck out!” He yelled, grabbing bottle after bottle, glass after glass and throwing them into the ground “OUT!”

Only when the last bottle was smashed into pieces did he realize he was completely alone.

And only then did he allow himself to cry for the loss of the love of his life, walking away from him and leaving him to pick up the pieces of two broken hearts.

part 2

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