#and offered no explanation

[drberfarious]

wait what do you mean may castellan lives in westport, connecticut?

what do you mean she lives in one of the towns on connecticut's gold coast?

what do you mean she lives in one of the richest areas of the usa?

how the fuck is this single mom living in westport?

could this be a result of hermes trying?

could this be the extent of hermes' power? to put his kid in one of the best school districts in connecticut and the usa as a whole?

or

rick picked a random town in connecticut close to nyc and didn't realize how rich the area is because of nyc

#just weird that rick casually said that may lives in a town with a median household income 3x that of the usa #and offered no explanation #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #luke castellan #may castellan #hermes #rr crit #but not really? #pjo spoilers #technically

[ew-selfish-art]

Dpx Dc AU: Ectoplasm is required for Ghosts to be visible to the human eye- And Danny creates his own ectoplasm.

Danny is visiting Jazz in Gotham and its weird how friendly everyone is. Like, the city gets a really bad rapport, everywhere he goes there is someone trying to strike up a conversation or answer his questions about getting around to the tourist spots. A few people even pointed out restaurants and ways to find off the beaten path gems! Jazz seems to role her eyes at him, but when he brings up her 'roommate' being kind of cute she flat out laughs.

Danny then comes to understand the Jazz doesn't have a roommate and that Ghosts in Gotham don't move far from their haunts- He's just been inadvertently turning these undead folks visible by accident of generating abnormal amounts of ectoplasm.

Which, is comforting in a way, he's never walking this dangerous city alone and really, most of the ghosts have been really friendly! They disappear once he's a few blocks away from them anyway.

---

Tim Drake is having a horrible day.

He'd been given intel that one of Black Mask's guys was going to snitch but that he'd died before given the opportunity to reach out to the GCPD. He tracks down the guy's last know whereabouts and yikes. Its next to the Theater. Tim was often grateful for his childhood obsessions, this time it backfired.

Tim and Bruce get into an argument about trust and respect and, worst of all, mental health. And even though Tim was vehemently against Batman accompanying Red Robin to the alleyway - that's exactly what happens.

They arrive and Bruce is closing up faster than a clam in the contaminated Gotham Bay- Clearly being in the Alley bothers him. No fucking shit. RR gets started on collecting evidence, there are a few extra blood splatters and a single left shoe... When a kid walks into the Alley.

"Uh, sorry to intrude-" The kid looks scared shitless, and runs away. And then, all of a sudden, Batman and Robin aren't alone in the Alley.

Tim can hardly believe his eyes as the dead man appears and quickly blabs Black Mask's bank passwords and what the plan had been- and While he's over joyed to have that closure, he turns around to Batman weeping in the arms of his parents.

The ghosts fade, and the emotions are certainly charged as this was never something Bruce or Tim would have ever dreamed of happening. Ghosts in Gotham. Talking, floating, granting closure.

"RR, Bats, come in." Oracle calls into their ears.

"Reporting in, but, uh, we need a minute."

"A minute? We have a case on 4th and-"

"O, we just saw the ghosts of the Waynes. It's going to be a minute."

"...Lots of Ghost reports lately then. Any chance you saw a kid looking like he could be adopted?"

"Yeah, actually, black hair and blue eyes. He was super polite before he ran away."

"We have work to do. Oracle, lets prioritize finding our person of interest and divert Nightwing and Robin to the case on 4th." Batman cut between them on the comms and he sounded... calmer than either of them anticipated.

---

Jazz is no longer laughing when Batman appears at her door explaining that he's looking for Danny (Who already flew away from town to get a good night's sleep before class on Monday). Turns out Danny reunited the man with his dead parents just briefly- and then the second guy appears and mentions how Danny had also given a guy who'd been murdered by a Mob enough time to explain the ongoing threats the city faced.

Jazz just rolls her eyes and says that it's not like the ghosts are going anywhere anytime soon and Danny will visit in another month. When pressed, she just explains that her brother is a weirdo. No of course he doesn't have powers. Gaslight and Girlbosses her way out.

And Jazz thinks that the game is up for at least another month, obviously when Danny visits more shit will stir up, but then this new guy appears.

Unlike the other Bats who are keen on watching her from a distance, the Red Hood knocks on her door. Are her eyebrows all the way into her hairline when Red Hood asks her to send his thanks along to Danny because somehow this whole situation led to his Dad expressing remorse for his actions and apologizing? Yes, yes they are.

But Jazz can smell Dissertation Data off of these vigilantes- Who is she to send them away? Jazz welcomes Red Hood into her place for a cup of tea and a small chat.

The story then devolves into Jazz getting shit done, Danny being cute by proximity and also bringing ghosts to the party, and the Bats having trauma resolve between them.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc crossover #dp crossover #long post #danny can make ghosts appear like they do in amity but only for a short while and when in proximity to him #its not apparent in amity because the ghosts are just like that there #Danny just having a good time #Danny having zero brain cells about this whole thing and neither he nor jazz will offer explanations #they're just like 'gotham has ghosts. its not like he put them there' #Bruce getting into therapy because his dead parents said they were proud of him and he didnt know how to handle that #bruce having to turn this energy around somehow and seeing jason - my boy i love you so much and im so sorry and im so proud of you #heres the thing i dont know how i made it anger management ship at the end but i sure as fuck did. #jason is at a lack of words at bruce's confessions of pride and love but is also about to be a BAT about this and track down info #info in the form of a cute girl #oh yeah she has a brother #uh well #he has brothers too- this is fine #someone write this fic pls n thx u

[chrxnicdaydream]

I need to know whose idea it was to try to wake Sigma up by dropping him repeatedly

#AND WHY DID THEY THINK IT WOULD WORK?!?! #they’re so unhinged 😭 think of how much worse they were as kids #poor sigma… he’ll feel that in the morning #i love them so much. my silly kitties #eta: PLS FEEL FREE TO OFFER EXPLANATIONS OF HOW THIS WENT DOWN #bsd 113 spoilers #bsd 113 #bsd spoilers #bungou stray dogs #skk #soukoku #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #bsd sigma #sigskk #bsd

[turtleblogatlast]

I like to think Mikey carries around so much random stuff in his shell that if you picked him up and shook him he’d rattle like a maraca.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt headcanons #bro pulls out a full ham from his shell all like “dang I forgot I hid this here’’ and offer no further explanation #THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE SCIENTIFIC cartoon logic guys

[lokiusly]

I think that deep down Mobius couldn’t prune the two kids because he subconsciously knew— he felt like it would be like pruning his own children. He was a father and will always have that instinct, no matter how many times he was brainwashed.

#people saying it was Loki or a Loki variant but like I don’t think so #I think that Loki would’ve figured it out if it was him #I think that Mobius would’ve told him it was a Loki #we have seen time and time again that Mobius has a soft spot for kids #and Mobius didn’t suddenly become a Loki researcher. #he was assigned to learn all about Lokis since a Loki escaped because he’s an analyst #because way back in the TVA past mobius knew nothing of loki #idk I guess we can agree to disagree #I just wanted to offer up another explanation #lokius #loki show #loki x mobius #mobius #mcu loki #loki season 2 #loki laufeyson #loki spoilers #loki #loki series #wowki #loki season two #mobius mcu

[oolongnoon]

it’s just standing there

#toedscool #pokemon scarlet and violet #i offer no explanations

[homoeroticgrappling]

"I think Darby Allin is a little lost puppy, nobody there to feed him treats, nobody there to clean up after him, nobody there to hold his leash"

#it's like watching two bottoms try to flirt #this entire fucking thing was insane #like why did jay press his hand against darby's heart when he said emotionally. #why did he say darby being alone meant nobody to feed him treats or hold his leash then offer to have him join his faction. #what did darby whisper he whispered for so long #WHY DID HE KISS THE BAT. #give me one good heterosexual explanation for any of this #AEW #Darby Allin #Jay White

[wwerhea]

A FLOWER BORN IN HEAT.

pairing. rhea ripley x fem!reader

synopsis. rhea fucks you.

tags. this is literally just smut. dom!rhea. sub!reader. blurb vibes. wlw.

warnings. eighteen plus — sexual content, penetration (strap use), dirty talk, mommy kink.

“God, you’re such a good girl for me. Aren’t you, baby?” Rhea purred clearly content with the view. It was all she needed all fucking week. The sweet honey located between your thighs. She dreamed of it. Having to fuck herself with the vibrator you gifted her but, at the end of it, she was only whining for you. 

Now, she finally was where she was dying to be. Strong hands gripped your hips, nails digging into the delicate skin. “You’re being so loud tonight, babygirl. Did you miss Mami?” 

The only thing you could offer was soft yes, unable to utter anything else. Her pace was ruthless, fucking into you, the strap she wore filled you to the hilt. 

“This pussy is mine. Isn’t it, babygirl?” Rhea laughed cynically as you whined. 

Moving a free hand, she pressed on your lower back, face buried in the silk sheets as she fucked you within an inch of your life. 

“It’s all yours, forever baby.” You admitted freely, only stating what was true. There was no one else you’d ever want to be with again. You weren’t even sure if she could hear you, face flush against the pillow. 

She fucking loved it. Knowing you were hers, knowing you needed her — begging for her. The possessiveness in her took over, pulling you up as your back rested against her chest. Playing with your nipples as she fucked up into you. 

Rhea’s lips found purchase on your neck, nipping at your sweet spot as you rested your head against her shoulder. “Rhea, I’m so close. God.” 

“God can’t save you now, only Mami can.” She brought her thumb until it rested on your bottom lip and instructed you, “Suck, baby girl.” 

Willingly accepting the invitation, your tongue swirled around her thumb before letting off with a pop. She found purchase on your clit as her pace settled into a brutal pace. 

“This is what you wanted, isn’t it? Mami’s good, little slut. Taking my cock, splitting this sweet pussy, giving to you just like you like it.” You felt her breath kiss your neck as she whispered in your ear, bringing you closer to where you craved to be. 

“Mami knows just how to take care of you. Pretty baby like you just needs a strong Mami. Are you going to be a good girl and come for me?” Her pace was more than you could take, but she gave it to you anyway. 

Hard and fast, her thumb playing your clit like a fiddle — one she knew every tune to. She needs to feel your body convulse against her, the soft cries of Rhea she knew would slip out. Once she’d punish you for later. 

“Shit — yes Rhea — shit, shit, shit. Mami, I-I’m coming, fuuuck.” 

Her strong arms kept you up as your body threatened to fall over. The blinding pleasure shot up your spine and straight to your core as Rhea eased you through it. Filthy, pure hot shots of your cum soaked the dildo as she continued to fuck you through it. 

“Yeah, that’s it, baby girl. Give it all to me.” She wished she could feel the pulse of your pussy, how it clenched around the dildo. She knew it did. 

She slapped your ass, wanting to hear you whimper once more, and it was like you were on autopilot. 

“Rhea, please.” A small squeak you managed to release, until she was setting her pace again. As if she knew what your body craved, regardless of how spent you felt. 

“Let’s see how many times Mami can make you come tonight, baby girl.” She laughed before letting you go, and you were once again face first into the silk at your lover’s mercy.

#no other explanation than i was in a mood to write smut #a peace offering until i’m finished with the fic i’m writing bc she’s getting a bit longer than i was expecting 🫣 #rhea ripley #rhea ripley x fem!reader #rhea ripley x reader #rhea ripley x female reader #wwe judgement day #judgement day fic #rhea ripley fanfiction #rhea ripley blurb #rayne writes

[pendragon1400]

#bg3 #funny #astarion #gale #karlach #shadowheart #wyll #lae'zel #halsin #I offer no explanation #I just think this works

[lesbiradshaw]

liam doesn’t remember theo helping hold him back from nolan. he doesn’t remember theo repeatedly keeping him from doing something he’d regret. he doesn’t remember theo carrying him to the truck and placing him in the passenger seat. he doesn’t remember theo wiping the blood from his knuckles before starting to drive. all he remembers is waking up to theo smiling at him softer than he ever has before and doing his best to offer him comfort.

#wish i was normal an them but here we are #do yk how hard it had to have been for THEO RAEKEN to figure out how to be nice/kind without having it come off as a manipulation tactic #like 😭 #the tone he takes at the zoo while asking if liam is ok and the genuine concern when he tries to offer explanations so liam wont have to #when ur trying to bare ur souls to one another but still cant admit you no longer hate each others guts #triggers ​car scene will remain in my mind forever like there are many layers here guys #thiam #theo raeken/liam dunbar #theo raeken x liam dunbar #theo/liam #theo x liam #6.16 triggers #teen wolf

[imakemywings]

Someday I will make a post about the Athrabeth and common misunderstandings but today I am too tired

#the Athrabeth is not Finrod advising Aegnor to leave Andreth #the Athrabeth is Finrod explaining to Andreth the cultural and practical reasons Aegnor left her #he is trying to tell her it was nothing she did and it wasn't because she ''wasn't good enough'' as a mortal or wtv #he's trying to give her CONTEXT for Aegnor's choice #he's not arguing that Aegnor might the right or wrong decision #he's just trying to offer her an explanation so she can stop feeling like it was due to some fault on her end #rambling

[flamet-draws]

Mechtober Day 5: Backstory

TS is just a funky lil guy. It’s just having a laugh. A jest. A jolly good time.

#and before anyone says ‘hey that’s not what it would look like if u ripped someone’s throat out’ #let me just offer this explanation: thog don’t caare #the mechanisms #the mechs #mechtober #mechtober 2023 #mechtober 23 #the toy soldier #the story of the toy soldier #gore #gore tw

[majunju]

what’s omega verse?

sorry for being the first person to introduce you to omegaverse

#asks #just google it #it wld probably offer a better explanation for anything i cld come up w

[childrenofthesun77]

Now for all we know touma could have cared very little for akira, but since we got the reveal that touma is mahiru's father I've been wondering if the people that died in accidents (or "accidents") touma had wanted to call out his name are more people than mahiru realizes.

#servamp #except for the flashback to his rejection of tooru's offer to eat at his place akira didn't show up in touma's inner world #which I guess could either mean he didn't care about akira enough for her to have impacted him in a meaningful way #or the whole thing is so painful to him that he buried it so deep that mahiru's elpis spell wasn't enough to bring it to the surface #I wonder if the scene with tooru and akira is actually longer and akira went after touma after hearing tooru's explanation #and that's how they met #did akira also work at C3? #taishi touma #akira shirota

[bg-brainrot]

Crossing two of my interests in this-- what type of board game each BG3 companion would prefer.

Astarion: Dexterity based games (example: Catch the Moon, Combat Wombat)

Gale: Complicated strategy games with a magical theme (example: Terra Mystica, Alchemists)

Karlach: Physical games with no actual board (example: Throw Burrito, Poetry for Neanderthals)

Lae'zel: Complicated combat driven games (example: Blood Rage, Rising Sun)

Shadowheart: Hidden role/deception games (example: Ultimate Werewolf, The Resistance)

Wyll: Social games that involve a lot of talking (example: Phantom Ink, Codenames)

Non-Origins:

Halsin: Taking care of nature games (example: Wingspan, Oceans)

Minthara: Games with conquering (example: Small World, Game of Thrones)

Jaheira: Classic games (example: mancala, dominoes)

Minsc: Games without reading but with nice colors (example: Hues and Cues, Dixit)

#bg3 #baldur's gate #astarion #gale #karlach #lae'zel #Shadowheart #wyll #Jaheira #minsc #i offer no explanation but plenty of games #and yes it is board game night tonight how did you know #board games

[eskildit]

my absolute tin hat Alecto the ninth theory is that gideon the first isn’t dead for good. Hes dormant or submerged in the river but he still could come back and regain control over his body. In harrow the ninth, gideon gets to pilot harrows body after harrow is ‘killed’ but harrows soul does eventually return to her body. Who’s to say gideon the first couldn’t do the same?

#this also offers a possible explanation as to why g1deons sacrifice didn’t succeed in staving off varun #what if he’s still in there baby!!! what if!!! #also. this is slightly because the comments from the editor suggest more soul and body shenanigans #the locked tomb #eskildit posts tlt