#and please don't bring those

[thatblueshade]

saw this on Twitter and just wanted to say that this is how you know it's all bullshit. if all the things that are happening were real we wouldn't know about it, or we would know very little, bc if O was actually trying to be professional and looking for the best for the movie and the actors and everything around it, nothing. would. be. happening.

we would barely see harry and O together, she wouldn't go around wearing his merch, she wouldn't do as much as she can to get as much attention as possible and use harry for it. hell we probably wouldn't even know or would be just now finding out about the fact that they “are together”.

flo wouldn't be pissed, no one would be pissed. there would be no drama bc that would mean that O actually trusts her movie to do well just with normal publicity, but no. she wants more. she wants everything and she wants to be the center of attention no matter what.

#harry styles #olivia wilde #olivia wilde is a narcissistic asshole #about olivia #florence pugh #dwd #don’t worry darling #don't worry darling promo #stunts #drama #unnecessary drama #holivia #IT'S ALL FAKE #and please don't bring those #hating her is mYsOgiNsTiC #bullshit #bc no

[lee-hakhyun]

i see people thinking that the side story is the bad ending for kim dokja. and don't get me wrong, he doesn't come back after the door opens, but that is because kimcom CHOSE that.

they had the option to open a door where kim dokja woke up, but they chose to go through the door where he doesn't wake up because they know that first door is a trap (like 49/51), and they want all of kim dokja. and when they go through, kim dokja is gone, but he's left a note. he is STILL OUT THERE (and part of him is with lhh right now. it's complicated)

anyway this is just to say KIM DOKJA IS BACK IN THE SIDE STORY. he is just not with kimcom *yet*. i need to make this clear because i keep seeing people saying things that sound like people think he's gone for real in the side story.

#orv #and even then. i don't think it's possible for kimcom to get '100%' of kim dokja #what even is 100% of kim dokja? what is 100% of a person? #you forget things. does that mean you're not 100% of yourself anymore? #do they need to kill the reincarnated fragments to pick up those story fragments left with him? do YOU need to die to bring back kdj? #look at my url for the reason why i am passionate about this subject. i like the side story and where it's going with this #feel free to send an ask about anything i will answer and clear any possible misinfo you got #especially from tiktok i hate that place #i'm not forcing you to read it but just. give it a chance if you are curious even a little #it's cheap. vapolunes on twitter has season 1. i have season 1 + over half of season 2 translated. i can send you a guide for purchasing #please please dont use the wattpad tl its actually worse than mtling it yourself #orv side story #orv spoilers #side story spoilers

[ex0rin]

The Boys S01E01: Name of the Game

#hey you remember all those panic attacks hughie had in s01 #i just like watching him forgetting how to breathe for a bit #don't look at me like that #i know what i'm about #(and it's hughie having A Bad Time #hughie campbell #jack quaid #the boys #cara gifs #ALSO GOD #do you remember his CURLS in s01 #bring those back please #prayer circle s04 #and have butcher drag him around by them thanks #i made this for me

[l0ganberry]

perfect timing! I'm definitely getting this.

#But I don't know if I should be addressed by my real name or my username #I'm already fine with being called Loganberry or Logan #but that's my internet nickname #but maybe I should also do my real nickname. #who knows but I do hope he does one of those livestreams where he signs the prints and interacts with the fans #just like how Micheal Kovach did a few months back #but other than that #I will so do this!! #i do have my birthday money so yes please! #I want it framed perfectly on my wall. #signature and message especially #it shall be one of my great relics that I would love to confuse my children or grandchildren with #I'll be the old lady that brings up youtube to their grandchildren to show them classical indie animations #“You don't know who Bob Velseb is? *exhausted sigh* Honey would you be a dear and give me my laptop?" #anyways #rambles #random #bob velseb #spooky month

[righthonyakutranslations]

Please, Jeeves - Translation Proofreaders Wanted!

Hello, all! You may have heard tell of a fan translation project for Please, Jeeves - the Japanese manga adaptation of the Jeeves and Wooster short stories by P. G. Wodehouse! Well... we at Right Honyaku Translations (yes, it's a group started solely for this project) are quite happy to announce that the translation of the first chapter is complete!

However, while I (Red, the translator and moderator of this tumblr) may have a lot of dedication and enthusiasm, as well as several years of Japanese under my belt, in truth I am not entirely fluent in the language and still make mistakes. As such, we are looking for proofreaders for the translation! It may be a long shot, given that there are a lot of moving parts and the whole thing is a volunteer project, but in a perfect and ideal world we would love to have the following:

A Japanese speaker, preferably fluent, with experience editing English-language texts. This is in order to make sure the translation of the original Japanese has no mistakes. (Familiarity with the Japanese translation of Jeeves - specifically, Morimura's translation, as it differs in many respects from the newer translation by Iwanaga and Koyama - is not a requirement but would be a great bonus.)

A British English speaker, preferably with some knowledge of old British literary style, and P. G. Wodehouse's writing in particular. This is in order to make sure the English translation does not dip into any non-British pitfalls we as Americans are unaware of, and sounds suitably Wodehousean.

However, if you don't fit those descriptions, but think you can lend a hand, let us know! We'd appreciate all the help we can get.

There are also two things to note, so the translation doesn’t look utterly strange. I'll stick those under the cut if you're interested.

Firstly, since much of this manga is taken from Morimura’s Japanese translation of the original Jeeves canon, a good deal of this is back-translation i.e. rather than literally translating the Japanese, I am often replacing it with its original English line as written by Wodehouse. This will only change if a scenario in the manga is extremely dependent on the Japanese wording over the original, which I have not yet encountered. One thing this manga does a lot is have partial alterations made to Morimura’s translation in its dialogue, in which case I translate it by combining the original Wodehouse line with some changes of my own.

Secondly, given that Japanese is a radically different language from English, it does not really possess equivalents for all of the broad, hyper-specific Edwardian slang as used in the original stories - for example, you end up seeing “cove” being translated simply as 「男」or “man”. So I have endeavored for my translation to be not just a translation, but also something of a Wodehouseification - in short, making the translated dialogue sound as if it would fit into the written world of Jeeves, even if it means putting extra Edwardian flair in the dialogue that wasn’t present in the Japanese original. A bit like a localization, what? I’ve done something similar while translating Japanese fan comics of The Great Ace Attorney (since the official English version adds a great deal of Victorian flavor in its structure and word choice and I thus wished to mimic that), and I’ve written fanfiction in the world of Jeeves before, so I hope that I am reasonably up to the task.

#jeeves and wooster #please jeeves #translation #i don't completely know what to tag this but #basically the manga is going to be. real #you may be aware of the existing fan translation of the first three chapters of this manga #but because i cannot for the life of me find out who did it #and because while good overall it does have some translation errors that i noticed #we are retranslating those first three chapters from scratch! #and our end goal is to translate and release all five volumes in their entirety #oshawolt is bring a great deal of polish to the image editing and typsetting that makes it look quite amazing and professional #and the onomatopoeia was not for the most part translated in that fan translation so we're translating and implementing that as well!

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

I mean this as the highest compliment i can bestow but your artstyle looke like you had an undertale phase at some point in time

(i didnt rlly have one in the sense that i drew a lot of undertale but i certainly did have a long period of time where i wrote a bunch of reader-insert fanfics abt it lmao)

#cringes at myself #man i rlly need to detach those fics from my ao3 acc #pls dont read them im fuckin begging u #god #i hate. me #asks #anonymous asks #called out in front of god and everyone #seriously ill turn myself inside out if anyone brings up my old fics im not kidding please don't. #don't.

[cobwebbed-crow]

Noise in public is absolutely an accessibility issue. By the way.

#original post #disability #anyways don't bring your screaming children on planes please #if you can at all avoid it #I see people making the argument that the worse thing that can happen if you bring screaming children/babies on airplanes is: #“some people might feel a bit annoyed by it” #that's just not fucking true #the worst that can happen is that you'll end up triggering someones migraines and leaving them in debilitating pain for hours/days #“well those people should just wear headphones” #<- NOT the point of my post #plus headphones aren't like...magic devices that block out every sound. you can still hear background noise even with them on #should I tag this as discourse? #Not sure.

[cinnamon-phrog]

A mutual reblogged a pr*ship post and their dni is now neutral. Unfallowed. Bolcked.

#see if i joke i don't CHOKE. on my tears. because this just keeps happening #i'm so scared to interact with mutuals for this exact reason #most i've made have either left me. became toxic over minor differences or become a degenerate. #which is sad because i really enjoyed this friend and all those friends before they or i cut ties #but this kind of shit is unforgivable to me. i've had bad experiences with a friend turning out to be a pr*shipper #everyone flocked to me to fix their traumas but i had talked to that person often. it hurt a lot. they harassed people who harassed them #i was only 15. and i was threatened but what the hell is a sheltered kid SUPPOSED to do back. i wasn't taught shit #people in their fucking 20's were trauma dumping to me in dms and sadly still go to me when they catch wind of this person- #'i need support' you need to get offline. please. just block and ignore. i'm tired. #i should not have had to be babysitting adults and older teens when i didn't know what half those words were at the time. #months ago i did something stupid when i was at my limit and mirrored the pettiness i saw. i was told i would drive someone to suicide. #over saying the person was a bit mean and bringing up some posts i thought they made #i did apologise when i got it wrong. but got threatened with the person possibly killing themselves in my inbox. #this person and the pr*ship person were famously at eachothers' throats #i do not stand by the pr*ship persons' actions. their opinions on the other person were honestly right though. the only thing i agree with. #once again i complain about proshits and gatekeeps. the two are almost as bad as eachother to me #or at least two awful sides that have affected me and my ability to make friends online. #so that's what this remined me of.

[some-pers0n]

How to explain to everyone that I feel a lack of drive and motivation and general apathy to my future because I don't feel generally excited and have a complete lack of interest in anything

#Me when the mental illness is mental illnessing #I hate winter the most for it #I want to feel this want and need to start working and apply for scholarships and get my licenses #But I can't bring myself to really...care #I'd like all those things but I don't want to start the process to do it all #Not to also mention I haven't been enthusiastic about IRL stuff in ages #It's just been a blur of repetitive days full of either complete empty neutrality or anxiety #Can I have an emotion for once #Pretty please with a cherry on top? #tw vent #vent

[jamiesfootball]

📓

I have a thing where between the second and third season Dani took Jamie back with him to Mexico for most of the summer break. Dani's family spoiled them rotten with delicious food, and he met all of Dani's siblings and cousins and aunts and uncles. More than five of the young ones, they all want to be strikers like Dani and they all want to play for Mexico like Dani and they all look up to Dani with stars in their eyes and they make Jamie and Dani run drills with them until dinner. Dani's mama doesn't speak a word of english, but the whole time he's there she keeps patting him on the cheek and smiling and fussing and Jamie can't understand a word she says but he's never felt so certain in his life that he was in someone's good graces.

Amigo de Dani. Tu amigo, Dani? Dani's friend. He was Dani's friend, and for that they threw doors open wide and embraced him with the same warmth that made Dani burn like the sun.

It was overwhelming. It was fucking brilliant.

And while they were there they had like. A real camping trip. Tents on the ground and twenty of Dani's closest relatives getting plastered on tequila. At night him and Dani curl up in a tent and pass a bottle of mezcal back and forth without any real intent, too busy cackling over stupid jokes.

With Dani's sleeping bag pressed against his shoulder and a low tent hanging over him, Jamie doesn't feel crowded. Laying on the ground doesn't feel like a hardship; it feels like a sleepover. With the weight of an open sky hovering just out of sight, he feels small and free. The world feels vast with potential. He feels excited about what's waiting for him back in Richmond. They've been promoted, the lads like him, Roy Kent hugged him for fuck's sake. This time last year he was miserable in Manchester and contemplating nuking his career. It feels surreal, how much better his life has gotten.

Yeah, next year's going to be better. He knows it.

#i will be alluding to this in my post-season fic #it is actually part of a plot point #i rather adore the idea of jamie following people around to new places #after amsterdam i don't think this is a novel opinion #but also i like the idea of dani having one of those large families where people just bring whatever friends around and the family is like #'a friend? excellent! so nice to meet you. we will now proceed as if we have loved you forever. please help yourself to seconds' #dani's mom unconditionally loves all of her son's friends because they're the ones who wear him out during the day #he was born caffeinated remember #jamie tartt #dani rojas #ask game #ask box is always open

[artekai]

OC-tober (late) Day 7: Personality

Guess who finally watched ATLA

#oc-tober #bweirdoctober #bweirdoctober 2023 #oc: fross #oc tag #deni's stuff #deni's art #oc art #i believe artekai would find something to relate to in most of the gaang BUT would not like anyone from the fire nation #bc they're carja coded. yes yes artekai has forgiven the carja but it would still bring back horrible memories #fross tho. pretty sure he would latch onto zuko and only zuko like a leech #i like to think he watches it while in sirius with stanley bc. well. things get boring as an immortal. #so i like to think they start catching up on any old media they have in the apollo archives. just like in general. that's my headcanon #so anyways. they are watching a/tla but then they get to the moment when zuko realizes he betrayed the one person who ever believed in him #and fross is like ''hmm. don't like that.'' so he shuts down the holo and he's like ''welp! too bad there are no more episodes'' #and stanley is like. what. it can't end like that. and fross is like hmmm well it does. it does end like that #and stanley is like. there are more episodes in the episode list. and fross is like. ah. well. those are the lost episodes #there was a fire at the. factory. in the archives where they keep the cartoons. they are no more we can't watch them #and stanley's just like hmm. none of what you said sounds right. fross are you okay? i know what happened to your aunt- #and fross is like SHUT UP YOU STUPID ASS!!! THERE ARE NO MORE EPISODES!!!!! sorry i yelled at you please don't leave me 🥺 #and that night when stanley is asleep fross sneaks out and wipes out the rest of the episodes from the apollo database #anyways who do you think fross ships zuko with? i have three guesses #one is sokka bc he fits fross's perception of kai best. so it's like shipping frosskai to him #(which is funny because. while kai DOES relate to sokka he would INSIST he's way more of an aang. kai and fross get into fights about this) #the second one is mai because. idk. i see him being into it. can't explain it #and my third guess is just his own oc. he makes his own oc to ship him with zuko #i love the thought of fross having even littler guys of his own LMAO. come one he's lived 900 years he's GOT to have made ocs #oh ALSO i was going to draw stanley in the background but he wasn't turning out like i wanted him to so i just left the anime girl. sorry #OH I FORGOT i also wanted to add. very fitting that i made fross's shadow a prince huh. i think i really did something there

[fayeandknight]

First and foremost, while this post contains content about docking, I am firmly not interested in debating it. It is part of the standard for this breed in my country and I'm not going to tolerate knocking reputable breeders for adhering to said breed standard.

That said, I am potentially interested in getting into breeding and would like some input from knowledgeable folks.

Some up front info: I have experience with the breed and absolutely adore them. It is a docked breed and part of my interest in getting into breeding is because I want a undocked dog without sacrificing quality.

If I did pursue breeding it would only be under mentorship.

The medium length version of my plan would be to acquire a wonderful male puppy from an excellent breeder. Title him in agility, conformation, and some original breed purpose things. Do above and beyond health testing. Basically prove him to be an exemplary example of the breed. Throughout this I would also be developing a solid relationship with his breeder.

I would want his breeder to arrange the pairing for his breeding, first litter at minimum. I would want to be fully educated on why they decided on the pairing they do and everything that goes into that.

From that breeding I would like to keep a female. She would be docked per breed standard and I would prove her as I did my male. If, and only if, all these things played out this way would I then use her as my foundation bitch for my own program in which the puppies would be undocked.

My program would likely not produce dogs often. Only when I am looking for my next dog and know that I can find quality homes for all puppies. I would also look to my mentor for education on how to match puppies to homes that suit them and all that entails.

So my question to knowledgable folks is, does this sound like a good approach for getting into breeding? Would you be open to working with and essentially taking someone like me under your wing?

As much as I desire an undocked dog from this breed, I don't want to pursue that in an irresponsible or impulsive manner.

Much thanks for your words of experience and wisdom.

#dogblr #dog breeders #dog breeding #this is all hypothetical as i have no dogs i would consider breeding #it's probably not hard to figure out what breed I'm alluding to #but I'm not naming it in hope of getting wider opinions #if the stars aligned and everything i need to happen happens #I'm at least 3 - 5 years out from pursuing said male #I'm not in any rush to make this happen #but I'm aware there's a lot i don't know because i lack experience #so I'd love to hear from those who insight i don't #please feel free to reblog this #I'm very much a gather information before taking any real steps towards something type person #this os especially important because it involves bringing lives into the world #and at the end of the day #i would ultimately be responsible for them

[talentforlying]

to the personal blog that's been raiding my notifications for the last two days, i am so impressed by your commitment and you are also raising demons from my high school years that both give me hives and humble me when i need it most. godspeed you beautiful bastard.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #GENUINELY IT'S VERY FLATTERING I'M JUST STUNNED HSDJK #bringing back age-old memories with those likes my friend #i fully can't be mad at personals for blending my notifs tbh we're all starved for content in this hellblazer household #feast where you are sated. eat of my cringe but free past #just please don't reblog the headcanons and it's a party #i'm also realizing how much shit i talked about epiphany greaves in high school and you know what? i stand by that. #sched.

[sharkneto]

oof yeah this update is Not Good. i miss seeing all y'all faces

#i'd encourage everyone to send in official feedback #*polite* and direct to the point on telling them exactly why this update is bad #you can contact them by going to settings and then scrolling down to ''help'' then ''contact support'' and then put ''feedback'' in the box #for me that was #1) directly hurts the quick recognition and readability of my dash for who reblogged what and who is currently active and can interact with #2) directly hurts the community feel of the website as now i can't ''see'' who i'm following. avatars are like faces here #and the only faces i can see are those who make content (grand majority of whom i do not follow) #i usually roll pretty well with their ui updates because i don't care that much and i assume they've got their reasons #but this one is absolutely baffling #i do not understand where any upside is to this #even with ''copying'' other social media sites literally no one does it like this #i do not get what it is trying to accomplish #if they don't like the hanging avatars just shift 'em over and put them in line with the rest of the boxes why get rid of them completely? #anyway - please contact staff and don't be a dick about it #i still firmly believe clear concise communication they can use as data points to higher ups is the way to bring about change #sharkneto speaks

[jelly-jolly-jester]

Gosh why does Eden's Garden have to be so GOOD,,, I won't survive seeing my meow meow die again,, for the 4th time,,

#PLEASE LET JETT DAWSON LIVE #HE IS BUT A LIL WOOF WOOF BOY I BEG YOU #Take Diana instead!! SHE BRINGS NOTHING #Also please don't kill Grace #She is the LIGHT OF MY LIFE after all those burns she dishes out gosh darn #eden's garden #fanganronpa #Danganronpa Project : Eden's Garden #Jett Dawson #Grace Madison #Diana Venicia

[prismatoxic]

bpd is super cool and fun bc if i am attached to someone and they like someone else more than me, i either:

resent the person i have never met (bc they're better than me)

resent the person i am attached to (bc they don't like me more)

OR

resent myself (for not being good enough)

and it usually happens bc the other person has a fucking romantic interest in the person they "like more". fam i do not even want that with you why am i acting like it's a competition

it also happens with best friends though. like. why does my little pea brain think i need to be the ~best friend~ of everyone i latch onto like a parasitic worm. that's too many people i can't be a best friend every time

and on one memorable occasion, i felt it about a FUCKING CAT, which is all new levels of pathetic (me and the cat became friends though)

#yes the cat was spunky and yes i felt very bad about it #i have been this way my entire life and only recently was i given the language to identify it #like i can point at so many relationships and say “yeah i was fucked up about it bc they had someone they were closer to” #the bpd urge to be everyone's most important person #it gets worse the more i care about someone and is the most violently upsetting with FPs #i do not know if i have one of those rn but some past/current? ones are inspiring The Feeling #and this is not anyone's fault. this is not something that can be Fixed in any healthy way #it is something for me to figure out myself #so if you think this is about you: please don't feel bad #please do not contort yourself to fit this impossible shape that will please me #we are friends and i care about you regardless of my nature and i do not blame you #i was burned very hard ~a year ago by an FP and it has left lasting psychological scars i am still grappling with. that is not your fault #it isn't even MY fault #which is the hardest part to accept i think #i am seeing my therapist tomorrow and i will probably bring this up. we're very new to each other but this is like My Biggest Struggle #so i should make a point of telling him lmao #anyway. thanks for reading the tags. i think i might take a nap #bpd posting #tox.txt