#and ran it through google translate

[ato-dato]

Embracing the cringe via angel/demon sona

#while posting this to twitter I noticed a typo int the German part???? my first language????? #embarrassing but also further proof that I’d be a demon #also I just ran the Greek part through Google translate so it might not be correct!!! #good omens #good omens sona #sona #good omens fanart #demon sona #angel sona #gomens #art #artwork #my art #fanart #digital art #drawing #comic #fan comic #self indulgence time

[whisperofwonders]

#fanfiction #poll #polls #fandom #first fanfic #fanfic #question #wattpad #ao3 #quotev #deviantart #fanfiction.net #fun fact back when i was in my first fandom i ran out of english fics to read and started reading other ones through google translate #tumblr polls

[anhilliator1]

לטקסט הזה אין מטרה מלבד להפחיד את מי שמפחד מהשפה העברית

#I ran this through google translate #israel

[lesbx]

Pregnant genji i drew for a friend

#the japanese was just google translates attempt at It’s yours but when i ran it back through #it translated as I am yours. which i think is funnier

[exdeputysonso]

CINÉ REVUE No 7 1985

#brad dourif #magazine scans #my scans #istanbul #istanbul 1985 #i ran this through google translate on my phone and it's really just a movie summary #nothing exciting #but anyways i am here for the nice big stills

[bunnieswithknives]

Hi🫶🏻, I'm really obsessed with your AU😫👊🏻💗 so I made some doodles about the beautiful boy David, I love him so much lol And I'm sorry if it's in Spanish, maybe I'll send you more drawings later, I❤️u

I love these!!!!

#I ran the ones I couldn't read through google translate #pretty accurate lol

[dudefrommywesterns]

this fic straight up called dude a faggot??? in spanish??? HELP

#i screamed when i ran it through google translate #i worried my roommate #typewriter dings

[eatmy-customjorts]

i love this stupid trauma inducing a series

#did you know that mitsu means honey in japanese #i ran the raws before dbs translated them through google translate #kou calls mitsuba mitsu because he got cut off so i spent two hours thinking he was calling him honey repeatedly #i told all my friends about it #in my brain he calls him honey #mitsukou #mitsuba sousuke #mitsuba #sousuke mitsuba #tbhk #minamoto kou #shijima mei #toilet bound hanako kun #jshk

[tariah23]

I’m reading the dog manga (I know) and even tho it’s a edgy kids fantasy, I guess I can recant my statements and say that it’s not the worst manga that’s I’ve read by far considering the fact that I’ve read… So much worse 🤕. This one is literally just silly and extremely edgy is as hell. My main issue with it is that it’s the kind of story that’ll attract an idubbz esque audience? Ehhhh… The main characters are at least interesting, especially Trish, the cat lady.

#rambling #the worst webcomic that I’ve ever read was this kr one called the girl next door…….. it was so bad that even the official translations #seemed to read like it had been ran through Google translate one time single time #no even worse #Twitter translate #they were so bad #that it made following the story difficult as hell #like wtf is even going on #and the premise………. Jesus Christ it’s like your typical problematic yaoi #but worse #one of the worst comics ever made and I am so serious #the art was the only good thing about it #I’ve read so many stinkers out of pure curiosity omg

[galaxywhump]

Wren, bite Daniel’s hand

To make this extra cursed I translated Wren's name literally and used the Polish convention of writing dialogue, enjoy.

~~~

Na szczęście Daniel nie zdaje sobie sprawy z polecenia, w przeciwieństwie do Strzyżyka, który musi powstrzymywać się od uśmiechu. To idealny dzień na to, co planuje zrobić - od rana marzy tylko o świętym spokoju i byciu pozostawionym samemu sobie, za to Daniel marzy o bliskości w tej groteskowej podróbce związku. Jego dotyk wywołuje u Strzyżyka dreszcze, jego instynkt namawia go do ucieczki, ale beznadzieja jego położenia nakazuje mu zostać i pozwolić Danielowi robić co chce.

Nie żeby Daniel kiedykolwiek potrzebował pozwolenia.

Okazja nadarza się, kiedy późnym wieczorem Daniel zachęca Strzyżyka do położenia się z głową na jego kolanach, po czym zaczyna gładzić jego włosy jedną ręką, w drugiej trzymając książkę. Od czasu do czasu czyta na głos co ciekawsze - przynajmniej dla niego - fragmenty, a Strzyżyk patrzy przed siebie spod półprzymkniętych powiek. W normalnych okolicznościach (jak gdyby takie okoliczności istniały na SV-240) być może byłby w stanie nawet zasnąć, ale tym razem ma plan, który napawa go jednocześnie strachem i ekscytacją.

Kiedy jednostajne głaskanie spowalnia nieco i staje się delikatniejsze, Strzyżyk obraca lekko głowę i gryzie dłoń Daniela, którego reakcja jest natychmiastowa i niezwykle satysfakcjonująca.

- Kurwa! - krzyczy, zrywając się z kanapy, co zmusza Strzyżyka do szybkiego odsunięcia się, żeby nie spaść. - Cholera jasna!

Odwraca się w stronę Strzyżyka, ściskając mocno swoją dłoń, na której odznacza się ślad ugryzienia.

- Co to do cholery miało być?!

Strzyżyk wzrusza ramionami, starając się wyglądać na równie zaskoczonego.

- Chyba zasnąłem - mówi, a Daniel nie musi wiedzieć, że drżenie w jego głosie to skutek adrenaliny, nie przerażenia. - I… nie pamiętam za dobrze, ale chyba coś mi się przyśniło i dlatego… Przepraszam, naprawdę nie chciałem.

Daniel marszczy brwi.

- Mam nadzieję, że nie zapomniałeś, jaka jest kara za zaatakowanie mnie.

Niedobrze. Euforia ustępuje miejsca podenerwowaniu, później strachowi, ale…

- Przeprosiłem! - protestuje Strzyżyk. - Naprawdę, nie zrobiłem tego specjalnie, zresztą… nie mówiłeś, że kara jest za podniesienie za ciebie ręki? Ja tego nie zrobiłem.

Ku jego uldze Daniel parska śmiechem.

- Brzmisz jak Piotr. Ale w porządku, po prostu… - Patrzy na swoją rękę i powoli blednący ślad. - Nie rób tego więcej, albo cię zaknebluję.

Strzyżyk kiwa głową.

- Jasne. To się nie powtórzy.

Niestety - ale ten jeden raz i reakcja Daniela, na wspomnienie której Strzyżykowi chce się śmiać przez kolejne parę dni, były warte każdej ceny.

#this is the worst thing ever it was so weird to write but i had fun #i ran it through google translate afterwards and the translation is mostly fine #daniel says kurwa #also @ polish-speaking people i know this isn't great i've been writing in english for like four years now #anyway happy spyld #polish stuff #asks #sv-240 crack #spyld

[musashi]

HI PLEASE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING 4KOMA FROM THE AA MANGA WHERE MANFRED’S REALLY EXCITED TO SHOW THE OPPOSING COUNSEL PICS OF HIS DAUGHTER

HE’S JUST A STUPID FUCKING DAD STOP HAVING EDGY TAKES ABOUT HIM HE’S JUST A DUMB OLD EVIL BITCH WHO LOVES HIS KIDS SO MUCH

#i ran it through google translate so please take my interpretation with a grain of salt #but phoenix is reading up on manfred in the first panel #and hes like oh oh damn 40 years and no losses thats impressive #and maya is reading over his shoulder and says 'oh! you have a daughter my age!' #phoenix is like MAYA MAYBE DON'T SAY THAT TO THE SCARY PROSECUTOR WE'RE ABOUT TO GO UP AGAINST #and maya is apologetic like IM SORRY IT JUST SLIPPED OUT #and it looks like manfreds gonna be mad but then hes like YEAH YOU WANNA SEE HER? MY LITTLE FRANZISKA??? #and i think in the last panel phoenix is thinking 'oh! he's just a stupid parent like all the rest!!!' #anyways im hugging this comic #comfort #simmering sapphire

[ask-ruikasa-official]

Rui! I dare you yo tell Tsukasa what fluffy boy means!

*mischievous laughter*

“愛..”

[ love.. ]

“うん？どうしたの?”

[ yeah? what happened? ]

“私があなたのことを「fluffy boy」と呼んでいることを知っていますか?”

[ you know how i call you “fluffy boy?” ]

“うん。それが何を意味するのかはまだわかりません。”

[ yeah. i don’t know what that means yet. ]

“それは「ぽっちゃり」ですが、愛情のある意味で。”

[ it’s “chubby” but in a loving way. ]

”ああ、なるほど。”

[ ah, i see. ]

#ask ruikasa #both talk #//sorry if anything is inaccurate! i used google translate (ran it through multiple times to check that it made sense when translated back)

[perigelion]

was looking up a mushroom and found this bizarre article that reads like it was written by spamton a very clueless bot

the title is innocent enough, but then we get into... beards?

We briefly get back to the mushrooms...

Before diving into dream interpretation.

This is a completely unrelated plant. Where's my mushroom?

Aaand we are back to the beards. Interesting fact, I didn't know that.

Actually, screw the beards, lets talk about glasses instead!

Let's hear what the healers have to say, too - surely they know a lot about glasses beards whatever the fuck we are talking about now

Oh i see. This makes sense, completely.

#i also ran it through google translate for yall <3 #but the og text wasnt much better

[narutomaki]

watch it

#holding this video and shaking it in ur face #much easier to find and view than when i first wanted to 2 years ago. when i watched it. on a Russian website. that i ran through google #translate to be able to navigate. to understand if it had english subtitltes. that i can not vouch for the validity of. #suk suk is. so good. so good #movie of all time #Youtube

[romanceyourdemons]

this 2004 korean neo-heroic bloodshed film has. a meth lab in a van. 제시 우리는 요리해야합니다 and all that

#i literally ran ‘jesse we need to cook’ through google translate i’m sorry #ryddles

[soot-and-snow]

“You're kinda grouchy. Did you know that?” //modern

"Grouchy? Grouchy?"

The russian lurches one arm forward at the television with a frustrated flourish, other tossing the grip of the controller over his shoulder, causing it to spin wildly before it lands onto the plush couch.

"This is bullshit! I picked the largest guy! The giant horned turtle with spikes on his shell! He looks like he weighs 400 pounds!"

He gestures once more in righteous defiance at the screen. The screen that is currently displaying the results table of an innocent race in Mario Kart. His play partner Caspain was continuing his quest to burn his first place position into the LED of the television, while Grey himself was plastered squarely in the middle echelons.

"400 fucking pounds!" Grey repeats, rising from his spot and momentarily turning his gaze to the smaller brit sitting next to him on the couch. "All it should take is just a... a...!" He slaps a fist into his open palm, making a loud *slap!* sound. "A single collision to turn your person into pancake! But you bounce, and you bounce...! Is there no gravity?! Is everyone in this world made of rubber?! ерунда!"

He throws himself back onto the couch, ass first, grabbing at his controller until its firmly back in his grip. Meltdown seemingly subsided, he returns his posture into a deep lean toward the screen, leg bouncing in irritation.

"Bullshit... Get your license. Do this in real life, you coward. We're playing CoD after this. я уничтожу тебя."

#answered #.modernverse #.caspian #//disclaimer i have no idea if the Russian i used in this is correct Ijust ran it through google translate LOL