Tumgik
#and stumbled upon this!
thatrobotkid · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
"Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones" Pitch Bible by Greg Miller, circa 1999
215 notes · View notes
oleskellybones · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
only comment on this page
60K notes · View notes
ebonyheartnet · 4 months
Text
-Recording begins-
Spider-Man: Hi folks! I’d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.
Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It’s titanium!
Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*
Spider-Man: See, we all know that I’m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn’t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.
Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*
Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I’m antsy.
Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*
Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn’t a threat, okay? I’m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.
Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*
Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I’m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there’s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I’m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!
Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*
Peter fucking Parker: Don’t.
15K notes · View notes
iknowitwontwork · 11 months
Text
17K notes · View notes
bet-on-me-13 · 23 days
Text
Vampire Misunderstanding
So! Danny got adopted by Bruce Wayne, but he doesn't know that Bruce is the Batman. He is just supernaturally oblivious to all things Batman related going on in the House.
But he does notice that Bruce leaves home a lot at night, that he doesn't like to go out in the day and often has his parties at night, and once or twice he's caught Bruce with a bit if blood still splattered on his cheek.
So he comes to the only plausible conclusion. Bruce is a Vampire.
He starts trying to hint at the fact that he knows, but doesn't want to just go out and say it. What if Bruce reacts negatively to him knowing? He's dealt with enough Supernatural Beings to know that they don't like other people (and especially other supernatural beings) intruding on their lives.
So Danny decided to subtly hint at it.
He started asking questions like "So hypothetically, how would you deal with having a Garlic Allergy in Gotham?" Or "So if you had very sensitive skin that could sunburn extremely easily, how much cloud cover would you need to go outside?" And "So what's your opinion on a High-Iron Diet?"
Basically just tossing out questions and trying to Guage Bruce's reaction.
He thinks he's doing a good job!
...
Bruce is certain that he has adopted a Vampire.
Danny is a good kid, but he has a few oddities that are hard to ignore.
For one, his skin is constantly Ice Cold, but he never seens to be bothered by it. As if he was an Undead that didn't require Body Heat anymore.
He also seems to like Hanging out in the Graveyard outside, and when asked about it he says that he is comforted by the place. Just like the Vampires he has met in the past, who feel comfortable when surrounded by Death.
And of course the biggest reason for suspicion is the fact that Danny seems to be hinting at it to him.
He keeps asking stuff like "How would you deal with a Garlic Allergy in Gotham?", probably trying to hint that he is a Vampire who can't eat Garlic, or asking about easy to sunburn skin, saying that he is probably not a Daywalker.
Bruce hopes Danny will just come clean about it soon, he doesn't want to intrude upon the kid when he is so obviously nervous about how he will react.
3K notes · View notes
tinartss · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media
something something two guys walk into a garden
3K notes · View notes
periswirl · 3 days
Text
Poison Ivy is hired to revive an extinct flower. It's good money and the flower has no adverse effects on the environment so she's more than happy to take the job.
She thinks everything is good and continues to grow these flowers for her client. Until a child shows up in her greenhouse and informs her that the flowers she's been providing are actually going to a branch of the government and are being used to destroy the a different realm.
The government has been tricking her into destroying the environment, earthly or not. Soon they'd learn exactly why Poison Ivy is feared.
2K notes · View notes
mysicklove · 5 months
Text
𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐔 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Older Brother! Sukuna x Fem! Reader (+ toddler Yuuji)
Tag: big brother au
Summary: Sukuna might not be the best older brother, but at least Yuuji doesnt seem to mind.
Note: This masterlist is under construction...I am struggling to find a banner for it n still thinking about a title for it
Taglist form: Here
Tumblr media
No such thing as "Adult Time" | 1.6k
Summary: All Sukuna wants is some alone time with you, Yuuji doesn't agree.
Who is the most helpless now? | 1.4k
Summary: Sukuna tries to teach Yuuji self-defense, but of course, he happens to forget how helpless the toddler is.
Sickly Affections | 1.8k
Summary: Yuuji finds himself sick, and it gives him a perfect opportunity to spend time with his older brother.
Gojo Satoru is not a kidnapper | 1.8k
Summary: Yuuji didnt mean to bring up Mr. Gojos crush on you, which of course, leads to Sukuna's harsh teasing.
Stolen Tigers | 4.1k
Summary: Going to the fair with older brother Sukuna and toddler Yuuji was bound to cause some sort of trouble. But it was the tiger plushies' fault, not yours!
The Favorite | (DRABBLE)
Yuuji takes a tumble | (DRABBLE)
Tumblr media
4K notes · View notes
firstfullmoon · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
hanif abdurraqib via his instagram stories
4K notes · View notes
sentient-forest · 1 year
Text
#cecilsweep and Welcome to Night Vale trending #1 in 2023
Tumblr media
9K notes · View notes
thirstywaffles · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media
Got bored and doodled older Pevensies
2K notes · View notes
ohposhers · 3 months
Note
will we be getting any fliff content anytime soon chat? 😔
Tumblr media
FINE FINE FINE FINE here is a super old doodle of Barb pushing raunchy music onto Floyd much to Riff's embarrassment 0rgy is actually one of my favorite bands of all time give them a listen RIGHT NYOW!!!
1K notes · View notes
dizzybizz · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
they got that ND swag
Tumblr media
these shirts man omg pls i love em so much
6K notes · View notes
puppetmaster13u · 7 months
Text
Prompt 47
Hear me out. Amity Park gets shifted in universes slightly- maybe it’s from Pariah, maybe it was a wish, maybe they did so on purpose to escape something- and they end up in the DC-verse. The thing is, thanks to the media blackout and the shields, no one in the new universe notices. The Amityville Paekers know about outside, can go on the internet and leave whenever they want, but they’ve all become more than a little liminal. More than a little off. Movements too graceful, eyes too sharp, ears too pointed and teeth more akin to predatory fangs. Skin with a soft glow, hair moving as though underwater or being tussled by the wind- bodies seemingly unaging after a certain point. They’re so ecto-contaminated that they’re unsure they can even be counted as human anymore, and it wasn’t like the city wasn’t already practically self sufficient. Add in a portal or two through the Infinite Realms to get supplies to start a few fields or some fish farms and well, they’re pretty good. Sure it’s resulted in them using a mixture of modern and older money and having several extinct plants and animals running around but that’s fine. There’s magic in this world! Actual magic, that they can learn! And use? Oh this makes rebuilding after a sparring incident go so much faster! 
This results in the hero who stumbles across this place to believe they’ve stumbled across some sort of city of fae or elves. 
2K notes · View notes
Tumblr media
Guys… hallmark is making Halloween movies now…
2K notes · View notes
hg-aneh · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Read a fic in which Crowley's brain (or lack thereof) stopped working whenever he got a nice angelic cuddle... got inspired
5K notes · View notes