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twow · 2 years
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i already know that im gonna become a Theme Park Person(tm) when im living in LA like 30 min away from some of the best parks in the country and i feel ashamed about it. im two months away from moving and im already planning my trips down to what i eat and wear and which rides ill ride in what order like i can feel myself becoming obsessive. sorry guys... but fear not i will never give disney a cent of my money that's the one park i refuse to visit. lets all have a mutuals meetup at knotts berry farm or six flags or super nintendo world <3
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sherwoodknights · 5 months
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SP 1999 EPISODE 4 LIVEBLOG
And we are back!!!! Been a couple of days but I'm super excited to see what happens now
Yessss you go you random man you hit chauvvy with your gun for no reason!!!
HELENE IS WITH THE FOREST REBELS?????
GO OFF GIRL TEAR HIM APART!!!
"God is on our side!" "Then why are you losing?" Damnnnnnn
ALUCARD FROM CASTLEVANIA IS BACK AND HE IS BEING A WHINY BITCH
Awwww him and Helene are kinda cute tho <33333
They are my new stupid babygirl otp actually <333
Coughy fucker be GONE!
NOOOOO GABRIELLE IS AT THE CONVENT WE'RE ALL FUCKED
Gabrielle is 2 seconds from backhanding a nun and that's honestly iconic
Oh fuck they're searching it they're gonna find Margot
Yep they've got her
MARGOT WHY CAN'T YOU MANAGE 2 SECONDS WITHOUT BEING ARRESTED SMH
Chauvelin has a talent for hitting nerves my god
HELENE YOU IDIOT HES GOING TO FIGURE OUT ITS YOU IF YOU ARENT CAREFUL
Percy and Andrew swordfighting, I am looking respectfully <33333
He just wants his wife back goddammit
Jesus christ that's a lot of dead nuns
Damn they didn't even bother to give Margot papers that were convincing
DONT SLAP MY WIFE JUST BECAUSE SHE CALLES YOU A BITCH GABRIELLE
YES ALUCARD YOU ATTACK THOSE HEATHENS OR WHATEVER I BELIEVE IN YOU <333
Oooo Chavvy getting told again
COUGHY FUCKER STOP STABBING PEOPLE CHALLENGE
Percy really just walked in and demanded to see Gabrielle and it worked
OH SHIT HES IMPERSONATING CHAVELIN AJDJDJSNDBJDIEEND
Stop flirting with the hot evil woman!!!!! But also honestly who wouldn't
"Be careful" "I'm always careful" actual literal lies but okay whatever you say
DONT GIVE IT AWAY MARGOT YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU
Percy bigging up the Pimpernel while he's in disguise <3333
"Resourceful beyond belief, a thorn in the side of the Republic-" "and altogether too big for his boots" SIR ANDREW FFOULKES YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS
They're all enjoying the Chavelin disguise ploy way too much and it's amazing
DONT TOUCH MY WIFE GABRIELLE
OH SHIT REAL CHAUVELIN IS AT THE GATE ASKING TO SEE HER
THEY'RE GONNA CONVINCE HER THAT CHAUVVY IS PERCYYYYYY
YES MARGOT GET HIMMMM
YES GABRIELLE BACKHAND CHAUVELIN LIKE A GIRLBOSS
More Henri and Helene content wooooooooo
Gabrielle why are you locking the door
PERCY NO
GET AWAY FROM HER CLEAVAGE YOU HAVE A WIFEEEE
OH SHIT YOU GO PERCY
Sexiest prison break out there tbh
Rip to Gabrielle what a loser
Shut the fuck up don't you dare hurt Henri or he'll Alucard your ass
Nvm Henri is so pathetic but that's why i love him <333 wet rag of a man
Oh their plan is going to go so horribly wrong isn't it, they're so fucked
BREAKING NEWS: Pathetic Boyfriend and His Catholic Peasant Boy Band Lose So Hard It Hurts
NOOOOOO SHE SHOT MY BOY
Honestly Helene knows what she wants at least
HELENE WHY WOUKD YOU GO TO THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE YOU IDIOT
BREAKING NEWS: Reinforcements Doomed To Pathetically Fail
NOOOOO THEY SHOT HENRI RIGHT IN THE CHEST
HELENE DONT RUN TO HIM DO YOU WANT TO DIE
AND HELENES BEEN SHOT AS WELL NOW
BREAKING NEWS: My Favourite Pathetic Loser Couple Are Doomed
Awwwwww Chauvvy cares about Helene and wants her to be safe, that's what we call character development boys and girls
BEGONE GABRIELLE
GO CHAUVVY
HE SHOT GABRIELLE MY GOD
Pathetic teary-eyed Chauvelin is best Chauvelin?????
Maybe I can possibly forgive him for killing Tony a little bit
Helene my babygirl dont leave me like this
BREAKING NEWS: This OTP Has No Fucking Survivors What The Fuck
Episode 4 is finished and with it comes the end of the second 2-parter!!!!
This one was an absolute roller coaster and had me feeling a lot of emotions, but I enjoyed it nonetheless, shoutout to this shows ability to get me invested in a couple that have only been together on screen for a single episode
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rohirric-hunter · 3 years
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I went to the bike shop yesterday looking for a better light kit because mine is kind of garbage and the guy was like yeah sure I have light kits, I have this one, which is probably better for what you’re using it for, you don’t need anything heavy duty, right, and I was like
Sir
Opossums
All over the roads
All night long
He was like, Ah! Here’s our brightest it’s 500 watts and has a 60 hour battery life
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oflgtfol · 2 years
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god i just. cannot get over just HOW badly the mando s2 finale was for din like when i say it rocked his fucking world i MEAN it
it's like. he's used to bringing in bounties, toeing the line of compromising his morals, killing people and generally being a bit ruthless about it because he has bigger things to worry about, like providing for his tribe. he has to make compromises in tough situations because he has to prioritize his people above any random individuals he's tasked to bring in.
but then he gets this bounty on a fucking baby. a literal infant. big ears and big eyes and so so small and green. and now that moral compromise is all too dire - risk the safety of his tribe? or risk the life of this child? and in the end he defaults to habit, to prioritizing his people instead, and he still hands the baby in as a bounty
but, well. he leaves that job feeling like his whole worldview has changed. he can't think about bounty hunting the same again, not after seeing that baby get wheeled away and how frightened it was. and he tries to bury it, tries to move on to other jobs, but he finds that he can't. he has to go back and save the child. and in doing so, his tribe has to come to the rescue, and they pay the price for it.
in the end it's just him and this baby. no more tribe to provide for, no more tribe to have his back, it's just him, and this child that he wronged so badly. so now he takes on a new job - instead of keeping his tribe safe, now he must keep the child safe. in a way, it's a way to pay for his past mistakes, of turning the child in, and of getting his tribe killed. it's all about him trying to make up for what he did
and in chapter 8, the armorer gives him the ultimatum: find the child's people and return him to them, or keep the child by his side and raise him as his own. and din sees that ultimatum and zeroes in on that first choice, as if it's his ONLY choice, that fatherhood is completely off the table. it's his way of keeping his emotional distance, by pretending that fatherhood isn't even an option. and he does this for several reasons (he's so used to losing everyone he loves - his parents, then his tribe, how can he welcome this child into his life now and risk the same happening to him?) but also it comes back to the fact that he gave the child to the client. he thinks by fulfilling this quest, he can finally undo the wrong he did. make the endless loss worth something, in the end.
and throughout season 2 his attempts at holding the child at arm's length continue to fail. they grow closer despite his best attempts. but he still holds onto this quest, still endlessly works towards it, as his desperate attempt to hold any sort of semblance of control over the situation. some desperate attempt at maintaining that emotional distance despite every other attempt of his failing
and then chapter 14 happens. and the kid is lost to the imps again for real this time. not intentionally on din's part this time at least, but again it's his mistake, his mistake that ends up with the child in danger again. it's his worst nightmare come to life - after trying to keep his emotional distance out of fear of loss all this time, after still letting a bond form anyway, he's once again faced with that loss that befalls everyone he loves. and worst of all, his attempts at making up his mistake from chapter 3 fail. in trying to fulfill his quest and return the child to the jedi, he instead leads the kid directly into capture
so by the time chapter 16 comes, and luke arrives, din lets the child go. he fulfilled his quest, the child is returned to his people, and din has made up for his sin. and for once, he experiences loss because he himself lets go.
but the KICKER about the s2 finale is that it isn't even just that he lost grogu! he lost his home and his cultural identity as well!!!
chapter 14 ends with the razor crest - really, the closest thing he's had to a home for a long time now, especially after chapter 3 - just getting. fucking obliterated with NO warning. in one single shot, it's gone. you have to think of the years, probably even DECADES, that he's lived out of this ship, his only sanctuary with both privacy and safety, where he can take his helmet off with no one else around as a visual representation of both physical and emotional vulnerability. the one constant over the years of bounty hunting, of nameless faces and faceless names. and it's just.... gone, in the blink of an eye
and chapter 15? din didn't lose something physical, or external to himself this time. no, he lost his basic understanding of himself. his culture and his personal identity with it. he already played kind of loose with it in chapter 8, and he was definitely gambling earlier in the episode when he took his armor off but still kept his face covered, but in the end in that mess hall, he really takes the step into the deep end. there's no going back now. he took his helmet off, that one principle he never ever violated, the line in the sand that he refused to cross no matter what. when presented with a problem that might lead to his helmet being removed, he always found a way past it without violating his creed, until now. chapter 15 he finally finds the one problem he can't solve without it, and he makes the step with barely any hesitation, because it's all for the kid in the end. and so he exposes his face, not only to one person, but to the entire mess hall, and he even has it uploaded into the computer system. literally the worst thing that could happen, but he made his decision in the end.
it's just. he lost SO MUCH in the span of only three episodes. he lost the kid, he lost his home, he lost his culture and his personal identity with it, and then he loses the kid AGAIN in chapter 16 but this time for real, and this time by choice. literally his whole understanding of the world and HIMSELF has been shaken to the core. how can he ever be the same again?
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tomdiddlyumptious · 3 years
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Heyyy ok but what about dad!tom finding porn on his 15yo boy’s phone and having "the talk" with him 😭😭 I live for this😌
Trying writing again, seriously guys idk whats going on with me. And im terrible at doing “the talks” so take it as it is-
warnings: ya know..porn and praying children<3...and a hint of bisexual!tom👀
Its normal, Porn. The dirty sight for anyone to see. Tom did it once, only once though. He found it pretty creepy and stalkerish that hes watching people have sex. When he was 15 and thought about sex it caused insecurity because he noticed that you HAVE to get naked. It just shivered his veins. well of course until he met you. 
So when Tom and Wesley were cooking for your birthday, Tom forgot an Ingredient. “Hey- wes, can i borrow your phone?” tom struggled, his hands covered in flour as he looked at his sons phone. Wesley's eyes widened as his hands were also covered in flour, he turned, wiping his hands on the black apron before chuckling “y-yeah dad”. Tom laughed and also wiped his hands with a towel before grabbing his phone. Wes’s knees almost gave out as they shook and his body felt like it was going down a roller coaster, he jumped when his dad asked for his code. “Its my birthday” “oh- of course, it is” tom mumbled, leaning on the kitchen island as Wes got back to work, trying not to look weird as normally he would stand over his dads shoulder watching his fingers tap away in his phone, not that he did it before. 
Toms eyebrows furrowed as he bit his bottom lip, wondering if he should search through his phone while he already has it, only to shrug his head no saying thats not a good thing for a father to do. He clicked on the safari tab, Wes’s phone acting slow so he reached and grabbed his glass cup thats filled with water, only to choke and have his eyes widened. “Oh shit” wes mumbled to himself. Tom didnt even look further, he slammed the phone down but both of their ears turned red when a loud pornographic moan left the womans mouth “yeah fuck my cock”. “OH MY GOD” tom yelled in his british accent, grabbing the phone and screaming when he was met with liquids shooting at the camera, he shut off the phone and placed it back on the table, Wesley's hand slapped over his mouth as he cringed intensely by the word “cock” but then soon becoming more embarrassed that his dad knows he watches….well, that. “Im gonna use the bathroom” wesley said, not looking at his dad as his cheeks shot red. “Erm….im gonna set a 15 minute timer” “DAD” wes said storming off to the bathroom. “Im gonna die” wesley muttered to himself, cursing at the lord for letting this happen as he also begged for forgiveness and asking for this not to be a big problem, just on his knees infront of the toilet, apron still dirty as he shut his eyes tight. 
“God i swear if my dad leaves me alone i’ll pray EVERY night, i’ll sing- look i’ll sing this church song”
By the way, he only heard it from some where.
“Take me to the kinggg, i dont have much to bring” he didnt know anything past that so it didnt do anything in his favour, it only made tom furrow his eyebrows from the other side of the door before knocking making wes silently flinch at the holy ghost “just please- dont do this” he whispered. “I-i can hear you son” tom awkwardly smiled, “mind coming out now?” “ive only been in here for like 5 minutes” “can we just talk about it?” “i dont know if id be comfortable with that-” “or else it will be with me and your mom” “oh my god” wes stood up and did a “woo-sah” looking at himself in the mirror before turning around and hesitantly opening the door. Tom smiled and did an awkward wave “to the couch please”
“Dad i really dont wanna talk about this” wes said on the couch, touching knees with his father that was sitting right next to him. “No we have to- so be quiet and let me speak.” tom sent a look at wes making him grumble and hunch in his seat, but all ears. “Please dont watch porn, its terrible. Its addictive and its not how things work, trust me. When we made you it was pretty ugly in there-”
“DAD PLEASE” he groaned in his arms. “What! Im just letting you know! Im letting you know that when you- or you probably have but-” tom shrugged looking at him son. “Just make sure you use protection, uhm if you want me to buy you some i can- dont give me that look” “your literally talking to me about what goes around penises, what am i supposed to do, say i love you?” he groaned again. “Well its your fault! But anyway you need to make sure you get consent from her, make sure she- or HE is into it-” “oh my god” “what? I dont know your options?” “what are yours?” wes asked.
Tom smiled at his son, making wes’s mouth drop (i dont think its a secret that toms at least a LITTLE fruity) “anyways. Girls have three holes, ones for the pee and the others for the- pp. And the other one is for the other one. I dont think your ready for anal yet” tom gripped his sons knee. “Youve done-” “you ARENT ready for that talk” tom but him off. “But you need to make sure that the woman is lubricated enough because if she isnt it will be TOO tight and un-pleasurable for the both of you. If shes” he raised his fingers doing the quote on quote “loose, that means shes lubricated, dont listen to these assholes shaming girls for something they cannot control” he rolled his eyes, wes thinking about anything to drift off into space but very stuck. “Dont be nervous asking for help trying to find the hole, although it should be located right on top of her- ya know” tom too immature to say the word, something he cant say although he said only a few words ago. “But yes, make sure you wrap it! Im serious, i dont need more children” tom ordered. “Im the single child” “your also annoying” wes sarcastically smiled at his dad by his words. “Her clitoris is that- bean, yeah lets call it a bean” “you call a clitoris a bean?” “oh no, i give it a name more...boujee, but thats between me and your mom” “PLEASE STOP REMINDING ME THAT YOU AND MOM HAVE SEX” wes shouted while stuffing his head into a pillow. “What its normal! You were watching it!” wes grunted “my life is over” “oh it hasnt even began” “DAD” “im just sayin!-”
The boys heard the keys jiggle from the door before hearing a loud “hii!” “we are in the living room babe!” tom said, wes panicking more as he heard th door shut and lock before seeing his mom coming over. “What are you guys talking about?” tom looked at wes and wes silently pleaded for him not to say anything, but being the div he is “sex talk!” he threw his hands up. “Ohh! How fun, have you told him about the movements yet?” “PLEASE NO-”
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slashingdisneypasta · 3 years
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Ram Sweeney x Reader || Headcanons
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Topic: Dating HC's
Notes:
*Sigh*... I write regularly write for creeps like Freddy Krueger and Offenderman... and am one of the few tumblrs that write for Sheriff Hoyt romantically... and yet Kurt and Ram are my real guilty pleasure characters.
Anyway I hope someone other then me wanted this XDD I'm gonna do a Kurt one too.
Warnings: Some NSFW but not explicit.
Your song: The Way I Loved You (Taylor Swift)
He respects my space and never makes me wait
And he calls exactly when he says he will
He's close to my mother, talks business with my father
He's charming and endearing and I'm comfortable
...
But I miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain
And it's 2:00 a.m. and I'm cursing your name
So in love that you act insane
And that's the way I loved you
Breakin' down and coming undone
It's a roller coaster kinda rush
And I never knew I could feel that much
And that's the way I loved you
You two as a TV/Movie/Book couple: Bianca Piper and Wesley Rush (The DUFF)
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Having the kind of relationship that no one else understands at all. Like, you have nothing in commen except commen history and your feelings for each other (Which are, on the other hand, totally clear to everyone) but when you're together you're always laughing and being affectionate.
Being in an on and off relationship throughout middle school and highschool- but never and I repeat; Never, is anyone permitted to mess with you at all. Because Ram always considers you his, even when you arent together.
So yeah, you always have 2 (Ram, and Kurt) large football star bodyguards at your disposal.
Being very playful together.
SOOOOoooooo much PDA. Including: Making out in the hallways and at school events like football games (You dont care who sees), sitting in his lap or at least squished close to his side at lunch, him throwing you over his shoulder to carry you places, him giving you piggy back rides, him picking you up and twirling you around, him just standing behind you with his arms around your waist and his chin rested on your shoulder when he's bored (With everything but you), his arm being over your shoulders as you walk together, you wiping peanut butter on his nose to get a rise out of him and then running away so he'll chase you, you peppering his face with kisses to make him laugh, etc.
Having a turbulent relationship. Because while, when all is well you two are like peanut butter and jelly and seem like the perfect highschool sweethearts, when you arent it's because Ram has gotten really jealous over something and called you a terrible name (Skank, whore, slut, bitch- any of those) or you understandably got irritated by his bullying and/or being a perverted, sexist asshole and you have huge, blow out fights in the middle of school and by the end of the period the whole student body knows about it.
You give him the silent treatment and the cold shoulder after those (If you didnt break up, that is) and he sends Kurt to give you messages.
When you make up its because he sincerely apologises although he doesn't 100% understand what he did wrong which becomes part of the next fight.
As you've been together so very long, he is basically part of your fucking family. He's so familiar and casual with your parent/s and/or sibling/s. They love him so much that, whether you're with him at the time or not, they allow him into the house and your bedroom with a cup of tea and snacks. (Its the 'American dream' popular-boy / football-star thing.)
So yeah, sometimes when you're mad at him or he wants to get back together (Which generally you want to do, to. You honestly have the same biological timer. Its like, 3 weeks pass by of being broken up and then ding ding ding! You both get the feelings its time to get back together and start sharing grins in the hallway and talking to your friends about eachother) you'll just find him waiting for you in your room when you come home.
Hanging out a looooooot with Kurt. Movie nights at your place, hanging out at the mall together on weekends sneaking out to see them at the football field at night time, etc. When you're sad, they'll both turn up wherever you are to cheer you up, too! Goofballs.
This does not mean there arent times where Ram shoo's Kurt off, though, when you two want some alone time together (*Eyebrow wiggles*) because of course. I'm just saying, you're a close-knit group.
When you are alone together, not much changes from when you're around others honestly XD You're still just as playful and affectionate. You just, you know, also have sex.
When he's down, you rusk your graceful image and climb through his bedroom window to be there with him. You dont fuck, you dont even really kiss. You just climb into bed with him and he'll tuck you under his chin and close his eyes. Legit old married couple. And you two sleep- by morning, he usually feels better and refuses to let you get out of bed with him.
"Five more minutessssss, babe!" He whines, holding you against him and pressing kisses to your head. You know he'll just say that again in 5 minutes time- and over, and over, and over again.
"Oh- no. I've been caught in this trap before Ram. We have school, so we have to get up. Come on!" You push firmly at his stomach (or abs) with your fists; not that that does much as he just just groans or gathers your little wrists in one big fist to stop you (Either way he certainly doesn't even flinch). His eyes are still closed. You sigh.
Now you have two choices, you can either give in and snuggle back into him for the rest of the morning, or threaten to send an attack towards his groin and he'll literally fling himself outta bed. Like "OH LOOK AT THE TIME- Kurt's gonna be waiting for us outside. Lets go!"
There are also mornings that you wake up with him (No sad Ram the night before necessary) and are all too happy to stay there with him. You just adorably nod into his chest, eyes still closed and making the cutest half-asleep morning sound when he asks if you wanna stay here a bit longer and he happily pulls the blanket over both your heads; shielding you both from the real world for a while.
OKAY MOVING ON FROM THAT FLUFFINESS.
You are also the only person who has any sort of control over him and Kurt. Like you can take them down a few pegs with just a look.
You two do date other people when you're broken up but its clear to anyone watching that these are just nice place holders for eachother. Neither of you are ever as happy with others as you are with eachother. You're ridiculously in love, actually.
Ypu were the first one to say I Love You, and he immediately called Kurt for guidance XD
Places you've had sex (Because it is always the full monty with Ram): Both your bedrooms so so so many times, the school bathrooms, his car, Kurts car (Kurt was NOT pleased.), the back of the football field, under the bleachers during a game or pep rally (he was benched for being too violent) + under the bleachers during practise + under the bleachers when the football field is deserted, the back of the school, the faculty parking lot at school, Kurts and Heather Chandler's houses (Parties. Basically a Westerburg High party is not complete without Y/N L/N and Ram Sweeney breaking in someones bed), his parent's car, the woods, cow pasture (a picnic blanket was used), and finally some mall changing rooms.
You leave him messages on his answering machine. He listens to every one of them (Which means something because he doesnt listen to anyone elses, unless he's gotta get through them to get to yours).
Him being SUCH a jealous asshole (With everyone except Kurt).
HIM STANDING UP TO THE HEATHERS FOR YOU.
#PromKingAndQueen
Having Kurt "Smartest guy on the football team," Kelly be your (Occasionally, live in- yes, he has slept over with the two of you on the floor so he could break up fights) couples councellor. Often his advice is 'fuck it out' but he also comes up with oddly wise shit sometimes. Mostly he's just very exasperated though. Like, its obvious you two are gonna end up together- stop bothering me with this shit. Let me get some pussy for myself guys please-
You two getting a bit frisky on movie nights with Kurt and he throws stuff at you. He just starts bringing a pool noodle (That he drew an angry face onto) along with him and hitting y'all with it whenever he feels its necessary. Cuz I mean, on one hand, of course he's happy for his bro Ram that he's getting his dick wet, but on the other- ITS FUCKIN MOVIE NIGHT, PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER FOR T W O S E C O N D S (Oh the irony- it does indeed escape him). He'll park his ass right in the middle of you two if you keep it up.
If he had survived, you and Ram would have broken up after graduation and spent college apart, before bumping into each other again back home as new (Improved. Especially him) people that fit together better now and ended up getting back together for good.
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bnhaficsforthesoul · 4 years
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Hello! That quotes thing with Shindo was super cute, could I have the same but with Bakugou? Thank you
I got you boo
"Oi, dumbass, your forms all wrong. Copy me, okay?"
"Hell yeah baby, I knew you could do it!"
"I-Im not crying you idiot!"
"Sweetie, what do you want for dinner?"
"No, well cuddle later, I have homework... wait, have you even finished your homework? Y/n! Dont run away!"
"Shut up, I'm trying to sleep.."
"What in FUCKS sake are you doing calling me at midnight- some people actually sleep at a normal time y/n"
"I can literally feel you staring at my ass"
"H-Hey... so... you said you liked these flowers... here."
"Hold my hand, I'll keep you safe, okay?"
"Fuck it's so hot, do you have to cling to me?... Actually it's not hot anymore come back"
"I just wanna run away sometimes, ya know? take a break from this shitty life of school and fighting and hero shit. I just wanna go somewhere where Its just me, you, and some peace and quiet."
"Are you eating enough? Did you skip breakfast again?... I'll make you something real quick, but eat your fucking meals, okay babe?"
"I'm useless, arent I... Just, just let me hold you, you're the only thing I've managed to get right so far...
"Sit on my back, I gotta show Shitty Hair I can do more and harder push ups than he can."
"Fuck! An A-, I studied my ass off for a fucking A- on this damn test! Dont call me a nerd, I'm not a fucking nerd!"
"Give me a kiss already! I'm not pouting... just give me a kiss!"
"You wanna spar with me? You need to train more so that if a villain attacks you you're ready"
"Hey... just always keep an eye out for villains okay, I don't care where you are. and if you see one you dont think you can take on, run. Just be careful, I kinda like your dumbass."
"Heheh, come here babe, I thought you wanted cuddles? So what if I just got back from working out, cuddles are cuddles, right?"
"I know I dont say it enough, but I love you."
"Stop spending time with Deku... spend time with me, you know, your BOYFRIEND instead"
"Hey... y/n, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I yelled at you, fuck... please forgive me, I'm sorry, I didnt mean it"
"Shit... you're gorgeous"
"Hm? I see you blushing sweetheart, dont even try to hide it from me."
"You're gonna get sick, come lay down with me, I'll keep you warm."
"Your rooms so dirty, clean up for once, will you?"
"HAHHAHAHAHA - Fuck baby, I'm sorry, but you look like such an idiot - how the fuck did you trip over nothing? Hey, don't make that face, are you okay?"
"Why do you have that picture as your lockscreen - you're such a shitty photographer for getting me making such an ugly face... I do not make ugly faces! That's 100% your horrible camera work."
"I maybe kinda missed you... just a bit. Dont make that face I told you I only missed you a bit!"
"I'll stop flicking you when you pay attention to me"
"Damn baby, you're really fuckin' strong. I bet you'll become the number 2 hero no problem."
"Whatever Kirishima says I said about you is a LIE, dont listen to him! Wh-Why would I ever say 'cute' shit about you?"
"Were going out. Right now. You dont need to get dressed or anything, I just wanna go somewhere."
"Are you scared of the big bad roller coaster? Aww, dont worry sweetie, I'll hold your hand the whole time. And then we can go on the Ferris Wheel, deal?"
"How do you do that?.... ya know, be adorable or whatever."
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vminvisiblestring · 4 years
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WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT BLACK NOIR
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WARNING:  MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE BOYS COMICS
SERIOUSLY, HUGE FUCKIN SPOILERS
NOT LIFE ALTERING SPOILERS, BUT LIKE “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT” SPOILERS, YOU KNOW?
LIKE “WOW HOW CAN I LOOK AT ALL OF THIS THE SAME WAY” SPOILERS
ANYWAY, LAST STOP TO SPOILER TOWN
okay, if youre still here... welcome! lets get started.
tw  //  blood  ,  gunfire  ,  graphic details  ,  murder  ,  rape  ,  violence  
i held off talking about black noir in our countdown until almost the very end because of his incredible significance to both the comics and the show.
very little is known about black noir... if by very little i mean literally jack shit. yall watched season one, he was just, there. apart from his fight with female of the species (kimiko) he did shit-all but go to fundraisers and promotional engagements. in the comics hes barely used as well. he doesnt go on missions and he doesnt contribute to very much. hes just always there.
heres the thing: the reason hes hardly used at all? and seriously if you skipped over the spoiler warning, this is another one just in case. this isnt revealed until literally the end of the comics:
black noir is a clone of homelander.
so how and or why is this? lets look at black noirs origins: i mentioned in a previous post about how homelander is a clone of stormfront (that rat nazi bastard from a few posts ago who was gender-swapped for the show). however, black noir was created as a contingency to homelander. see, when homelander was "born", he killed everyone in the room with his signature laser eyes. so vought, scared homelander would be hard to control as he grew older and into adulthood, created black noir in the event homelander had to be killed. but... that never happened; black noir’s entire reason for being created was to stop homelander, but there was nothing to stop. so, black noir went insane and began orchestrating a plan.
so what does this have to do with anything and how do we get this reveal? its revealed that black noir, and not homelander, was the one who raped and killed rebecca, billy's wife. black noir would commit crimes as homelander and send the real homelander pictures of the crimes; homelander came to believe the boys had taken the pictures and were blackmailing him.
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backing up a bit to before the big reveal: eventually homelander, believing himself to have gone insane and had a double personality (because he couldnt remember doing any of the things in the pictures) decides to stage a coup and kills the president to take over the US. billy and black noir go to the white house to kill homelander, only then does black noir reveal he was behind everything, including the rape of billy's wife. and, since homelander is now a threat, black noir can finally do the one thing he was created for. he, along with gunfire from billy and the government kill homelander and then billy kills black noir by ripping his brain out.
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super quick: the supes descending on the white house? hands down favorite comic art piece of the the boys comics, gives me chills just looking at it. i mean look at it! its just so... wow.
anyways! i talked about the huge difference rebecca and her baby made by being alive at the end of the boys season one in my billy the butcher post in that because of this huge difference no one has any idea whats going to happen in season two or the remainder of the series run for that matter. and if the writers arent going to follow the comics (in which her death is the catalyst for billys actions and the ultimate confrontation with homelander at the end of the comics), the show can really take any direction it wants. but if their endgame is still to have black noir be the mastermind behind homelanders downfall? that road just got a little more bumpy.
although... actually, yeah, now that i think about it, if they keep billys hatred for supers a constant even with the revelation that rebecca's alive and they dont give the boys powers from the compound v like in the comics, this endgame could actually still be accomplished. it wouldnt be predictable because of the plot twist from season one, but it could still be an endgame if they take us on a roller coaster story that ends in the same place.
despite all this though, the not knowing of it all is kind of exciting (a lot of anxiety because i don't know what's going to happen and i hate surprises) but still exciting.
the boys season two in 2 days!!!
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Ravioli ravioli may I get some betaruya oli
hi lulu!!! of course u can!!! here's the lad!!
~*~beta teruya!
•he's a very good cook!! when he puts the effort in
•he will just serve up undercooked fries tho if he isn't in the mood to cook/doesn't like the person he's cooking for
•teruyas room is really cluttered, it's got tons of old, unsold products all over
•oh!!! this is actually a kinda big thing
•his hands are covered in small burn scars - u can see some of them from a distance, but most u have to be looking for/he has to point out bc of how much they've healed over
•some of them are from cooking, others are from. literally playing with fire, bc it was a good way of catching people's eye
•and then. others weren't accidents, but that's smthn else
•he really likes swings!!
•as a kid, he'd go down to the playground almost every day and hog the swing set, prompting his dad to install a swing for him
•would rather die than admit he likes anyone
•do i mean platonically or romantically? teruya says yes.
•he's usually pretty happy with his height, it's only when kinji, with the goal of upsetting him, calls him short that he gets upset
•bc unlike canon dra, he's not short!!!! teruya is 6'0, but kinji is 5 inches taller and will use that to his advantage
•teruya will either good 100 years where he just doesn't have the time/energy to shower, or he'll compulsively shower multiple times a day.
•the duality of man!! he's so versatile
•he drinks,, too much coffee
•99% of his like. tables, countertops, every paper he's ever had, have coffee stains on them. those arent coasters mr. ōtori, they're official documents
•anyways - teruya loves all coffee! black, or almost white with how much sweetener this is, he just likes it!!
•can give u directions to every starbucks, small coffee shop, etc etc, within a 50 mile radius
•shsl grudge holder?? jesus christ he cant let anything go, even if someone apologizes and makes up for it.
•and i don't mean like "oh he doesn't forgive genuinely terrible people :/" i mean rei once stole a sip of his coffee and he's still upset
•he cant stick to a skin care routine to save his life. it's so bad, just pick a product dude
•teruya is a total night owl - he considers getting checked for insomnia bc he usually can't fall asleep until 6 am, but never really got around to it
•speaking of! he started off being home-schooled, then transferred into a custom form of online schooling
•it just worked better for him as he aspired to take over from his dad + with his mom out of the picture, it was hard for kojiro to break away from work to pick up/drop off teruya
•really good with kids and animals???
•actually just good with everything that's alive and isn't his age
•oh!! so he has tons of plants and stuff all over his room!
•if ur tall enough, u have to watch ur head when u walk in there bc of all the hanging plant pots up on the ceiling
•also there's just. plants on every surface that doesn't have old coffee cups
•the only thing that's ever made teruya cry is when one of his plants dies
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plainvanillapotato · 4 years
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the 100 diaries S2 E15
quarantine diaries: june 14 2020
season 2 episode 15: “Blood Must Have Blood: Part 1″
bellamy the liberator!! bellaymy is more of a khaleesi than any other character in this show. i officially propose to make bellamy the khaleesi for both the spacers and grounders.
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the grounder word for “to be quite” sounds a lot like SHUT UP but with a lisp
“wait...thank you” .....bellamy and grounder girl? ship???
i really hate cages rhetoric. its nothing but propaganda then again its cage im talking about so i cant expect much
what a paper throw looked weak af. i wonder if that took multiple takes
you kidding with those cups stains thats one hell of a big jump for the guard to make. like those people could have sat on the other side of table just minutes ago. im shaking my head so hard right now. like this is just because they didnt use coasters?? ugh.
this escalated so fast. but considering how fast things escalate with police in the us i guess i shouldnt be surprised
and ofc they shot them anyway. police brutality is not okay. you cannot just shoot and kill people. side note what happened to that justice system that maya brought up when we first met her??
why is monroe still alive??? like ok its nice to see a familiar face but i dont care for her 
wow raven really upped her packaging game for that hydrazine. yes raven i support you and your small business.
clarke got gloves now. i wonder if she asked for them or lexa/someone just gave them to her
i love clarkes/lexas diorama ngl its way better than bellamys.
clarke really had to think about whether or not she was going to chant with them. that was a real cheeky moment. i know they’re trying to make clarke super cool and thats down with the grounders but i gotta say that its gonna a lot more to convince me that clarke is a badass
side note: i like anya a lot more than lexa. like i dont feel threatened by lexa at all. imo anya was the true queen
that heat shot tho. i know that bellamy is a good shot but can we talk about how unrealistic that shot was tho. it doesnt make any physical sense how bellamy shot paul from the vent especially at that angle. but alas i guess along with bending fire to protect his beautiful head of hair  bellamy also defines nature and physics
you know i fully believe that bellamy has a 6 sense cuz he can literally sense when someone in danger and is in the right place at the right time
miller was ready to kill that guard full princess leia style
who was that reaper?? like was it indras past lover or something??? 
why is monroe the one to work the drill? i feel like there could have been someone more qualified
the exchange between lincoln and millers father was so flirty.... ship?? ngl i ship it more than lincoln and octavia
ravens jokes arent that bad wick. also did i miss something or did the show really didnt address how wick and raven got in this place? 
oof this conversation got awkward real fast
i love wick’s surprised face at 18:16. hes like wow i really killed a guy and raven just said “welcome to the ground” 
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look at that modern painting behind dante. daredevil anyone?? 
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preach dante. preach. your boy cage is a terrible leader
yeah i agree with wick. raven you should have just brought more bombs that was bad on your part
only white boi wick would be smiling and nodding while there are people pointing guns at him. 
look at those shields. i like to think that they actually took the time to practice these formations...but evidently they needed a better formation
lincoln being katniss everdeen. ok lincoln i see you
bellamy is just one with these vents now. theyre really his main mode of transportation
“then we kill him”...by ‘we’ you mean that bellamy is going to kill cage. jasper you really adding to bellamys already heavy load.
MONTY!!! :)
of the tree people?? no dont give octavia that. 
this was soooooo anticlamatic. this is because clarke did not kiss you back huh. lexa you dumbbitch you can just double cross the mountain people and help clarkes people. do you even have a heart lexa? imo this is lexa just being a salty bitch to clarke. like you guys can argue with me all you want about this is lexa being a ‘badass’ leader and doing what was best for her but it wont change my opinion at all
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look at octavia staying loyal to bellamy. cute but ooo jackson is leaving too i mean i guess i wouldnt trust octavia either
i also find it comical that all within the same episode indra accepts her as one of the tree people and only then to strip her of that minutes later
why are some of the cages hung up like that tho?? like i think they showed the hanging cages in previous episode but in this episode its hanging cages with open doors implying that whoever was in that cage had to jump down for idk how many stories to be free. but also how did they open those cages all the way up there because from when they took bellamy we know that they need a physical key to unlock the door. i guess this was all for making the show look cool and edgy but its just making me scratch my brain
aww i ship raven and wick so hard. my favorite ship yet
fuck you dante. i knew you would turn. 
this was the worst episode yet. i swear its only monty and bellamy that is keeping me watching. and the show is kinda lacking in that area.
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legion1993 · 5 years
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Is It True?
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AN: i love amazing writers. i love writing amazing pieces. this piece goes out to @icantlivewithyou in celebration of her 800 followers challenge! hope this makes you smile!
prompt “you’re really pregnant?”
pairing: Bruce Wayne x Reader
summery: its a secret!
Masterlist
8 years ago, you were a graduate student...
8 years ago you got an internship with Wayne Enterprises!
8 years ago was the first encounter you ever had with the Batman. he save your life. 
not too long after that you had a magical date with your boss Bruce Wayne! this began your magical journey.
6 years later you are at the office and lunch time roles around. you and Bruce would normally go out for lunch at the usual fancy restaurant. you loved your time with Bruce, but today was different you walked into his office and he has a strange look to his eye... 
Bruce: “close the door love and come here...”
you close the door and go over to the desk he turns to face you welcoming you into his lap...
YN: “hey baby... are you ready for lunch?”
Bruce: “we are not going to lunch today... we will do dinner instead but right now can i show you something... i feel like i need to confide this to you, we have been together for a while now and im looking forward to many more years with you but not without you knowing my biggest well kept secret...”
YN: “Bruce whatever you have to tell me, i’ll go into it with you. i love you Bruce! you know that! so what is it that you wish to share with me?”
Bruce: “well first we have to get up off this chair... ive already cleared us to go for the rest of the day... think of this as a vacation! a small one where we arent going far but yet we are gonna have traveled the distances...”
you were now very curious... you had no idea what was about to happen... but got up off your boyfriends lap and held his hand as he led you to the wall pannel, he took his other hand and placed it to the wall. 
it then spoke...
AI: “good afternoon mr wayne...”
you were amazed that you never knew about this panel being here... but you walked inside with Bruce as he spoke next.
Bruce: “take us to the cave!”
immediately you were both on one crazy roller coaster ride... it was a tunnel system that seemed to go from the top of wayne tower to some underground cavern... 
the ride stopped and Bruce once more spoke...
Bruce: “through these doors is a world that no-one but Alfred has known about like ever... now to you i present this my most valuable secret... the entire reason behind the tunnel system. the entire reason behind all my so called late nights at the office or pre-preparations for a gala that is months away... well i never actually ever left the manor.. id be down here working out, training, and monitoring the city... you may exit the doors when your ready...”
you went passed Bruce and the doors opened automatically... you walked out onto a literal rock solid floor, and into a cavern where tech and a bunch of equipment lay around all over the place... 
you wandered around a bit before arriving at the main area, or what assumed was the main area for it had a really big computer setup with 6 different screens and one tiny ass keyboard. the computers powered up and revealed a giant bat symbol... thats when it hit you like a freight train. 
you turned to Bruce and decided to test your theory make sure it was true...
you went into a low spin kick to which Bruce jumped over. blocking each move you threw at him you had to now think quickly... you decided to pull a Natasha romanov and wrap your legs around his neck flipping him to the ground but he had grabbed your wrist and twisted your arm when you did that. 
Bruce got off of you and smiled as he extended his hand to you...
Bruce: “if you wanted to test my skills how was that?”
YN: “you’re batman... why didnt you tell me sooner?”
Bruce could only chuckle as he smiled...
Bruce: “i was afraid of how you would react... had i known you would react that way i would have told you sooner... are you ok love? you look kinda pale?”
you shook your head, truth be told you hadnt been feeling well for a few days now... you just thought you were getting ready for your period... but this morning you had thrown up... you werent sure what was wrong...
YN: “i think i need a doctor...”
Bruce picked you up bridal style, carrying you to the elevator you both emerge in the library of the manor, where Alfred greets both of you...
Alfred: “good heavens, is Miss YN alright?”
Bruce: “Alfred can you get the car and take us to Gotham General... please?”
Alfred: “of course sir...”
Alfred brings the car to the front of the house where you and Bruce now waiting Alfred opens the door helping to get both of you inside before driving reasonably to Gotham General. 
upon arrival at the hospital, Bruce had Alfred once more help to get you out of the car... Alfred then went to park the car while Bruce carried you inside. walking inside he was greeted by 2 nurses...
Nurse 1: “how can we help you both tonight?”
Bruce: “my girlfriend is pale and not well we need a check up... run all the necessary tests rule out anything and everything please...”
Nurse 2: “okay sir calm down please... we need a name to process her under...”
Bruce: “Bruce wayne... i help fund this hospital... my girlfriends name is YN... she can barely stand on her own...”
the nurses both led you and Bruce through the secluded doors, to a room secluded and away from prying eyes... Bruce had laid you on the bed, you were not sure yet as to your condition but you had your suspicions...
it was about 5 minutes later when a doctor walked in one of the nurses who had helped you both in here walked in bringing several things with...
Dr. Jason: “Bruce,  YN i’m Dr. Jason... i understand that your not feeling well tonight Miss... can you tell me how long you havent been well?”
YN: “its been on and off for the last week or so...”
Dr. Jason relays notes to the nurse and asks the next question...
Dr. Jason: “when was your last period? or do you know when your next period is supposed to arrive?”
you took one small breath before answering...
YN: “its due... as of yesterday...”
Dr. Jason: “let me guess it hasnt arrived yet, has it...?”
you shake your head, Dr. Jason has the nurse bring in an ultrasound cart...  Bruce moves to the other side and gives the okay to do whatever necessary not wanting to leave your side...
Dr. Jason: “have you ever had an ultrasound before YN?” 
you shoke your head...
Dr. Jason: “okay its very simple, nothing to worry about... now im gonna need access to your abdomen as well as your stomach... so your waist line on your pants is gonna have to go down a bit... i will place some gel on your stomach, then i will use this equipment to through the gel be able to take a peak inside your belly... see if there is anything noticeable...”
the doctor did as he said, placing the gel on made you shiver a bit but Bruce’s touch kept you nice and warm... as Dr. Jason now moved the transducer around on the gel, the nurse was ready to record anything found... 
you and Bruce anxiously watched the screen... waiting for answers of any kind to come up... Dr Jason then stopped moving the tansducer, he kinda stayed in one spot for a while... it was then that he knew what the cause was... he had the nurse make a few notes and then sent her out of the room... 
Dr. Jason: “it seems congratulations are in order...”
Bruce: “im sorry what do you mean Congratulations are in order...”
Dr Jason: “well it seems YN isnt sick sick after all its just a little bit of morning sickness...”
your eyes widened... before your head collapsed from the shock of the news... you knew full well what the congratulations was for but no one knew how shocked you were till you fainted...
it was 10 minutes later when you woke again to find Bruce filling out paper work, after being told by Dr Jason not to worry too much that you would wake eventually that you fainted from the aftershock of the news...
Bruce’s head swam with the thoughts of being a father, sure something he had thought about but never dreamed would ever happen. a few moments later Bruce looked up as he often did to find you sitting up and stretching slightly... 
Bruce: “hey love how are you feeling?”
YN: “is it true?”
Bruce comes over to your side and smiles lovingly at you.
Bruce: “you’re really pregnant?
Bruce gestures to the ultrasound photo sitting beside you on the bed...
YN: “yes i am... i had my suspisions but i wasnt ever gonna admit them to anyone or myself... however, i know we never actually discussed the thought of kids, but believe me when i say i wouldnt be here today if you werent the most amazing man i had ever met...”
Bruce: “i cant even begin to describe how much excitement im holding in right now... i mean we are gonna be parents... its gonna be an honor to raise this child with you...”
Bruce with you holds the photo and then Bruce lifts your shirt to once again expose your belly and he places soft kisses to it, then he comes up to place a longing kiss to your lips... you were now in a happy place... 
you finally felt like your life was finally underway...
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zombeamik · 5 years
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OKAY LIVE REACTION TO RIKAS BACKSTORY DLC HERE WE GO
okay so spoilers again lol
okay so i thought when you played the scret ending 1? riaks backstory was free? e-e
HAHA NVM WAS JUST THE FIRST EPISODE time to go buy 330 hour glasses ANYWAYS
okay seriosuly thing for people who dont like Rika, for what she did. You should honestly play her backstory.. it really could clear some things up for you, and it may chnage your mind, just abit hopefully.
you shouldnt just say no to story, just because you don’t like her.
Of course, if you really dont want to read it fine, but it can probably really help.
Episode 1
this god lady sounds like Jaehee tbh SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH Mina is Rikas real name :3 How cute already liking this. WONT BE ABLE TO AFFORD THE RETS OF IT THOUGH
Mina/Rika, they really didnt deserve what happened to them.
HOLY FCUK I HONESTLY THOUGHT MIKA WAS FUCKING RIKA BUT IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND OKAY OR AM I GETTING TI MIXED UP?
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okay gotta buy 330 hours glasses but THEN ILL CONTINUE MY REACTION
OKAY IM BACK TO REACT AND TO CRY OKAY COOL
the game didnt like me buying more hourglasses o it decided to messwith mu audio.
okay had to restart my phone THANKS ANOTHER SETBACK
Episode 2
okay so, i like Mika back here. BUT WHAT I SAW IN THE V ROUTE, thats not cool Mika. you were kinda okay? you were already a little manipulative to a three year old. “My little sister, should always have short hair” how about you shut up. Twins? All she ever wated was to be loved and not taken away from her “Twin”, Maybe thats why she cared so much for Saeran and Saeyoung before she ddi what she did. Mika no, no. You’re the one who put those awful things in Minas/Rikas mind ugh okay i go back to not liking her, that was very fast.
Okay grown up Rika/Mina, okay rika i like you when you arent doing ur creepy eyes. UGH honestly im so mad at Mika, honestly the fuck. CUTE PICTURES OF V AND RIKA YES okay i know, i like V and all but tbh they were cute together.
excuse me V you shouldve said THATS WHY I ADORE UR SUN BC THATS ALL SHE NEEDED TO HEAR, she didnt want to hear that you loved her because of her darkness.  She wnated someone to love her, or show her a tiny bit of warmth so she could find the light inside her. So, so far, Mika is the one who introducded her to this “darkness” SO UNLESS RIKAS BACKSTORY CAN GIVE ME A REASON TO NOT DISLIKE MIKA AND FORGIVE HER I WILL GLADLY TAKE IT.
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Episode 3
THATS THE FIRST THING I OPEN UP TO? 
UR SO CREEPY, WHY DID GOD SEND YOU? THE FUCK WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE ADOPTIVE PARENTS ARE YOU
sorry what?
Mina, Serena
Im glad she went with Rika, I like Mina, but Rika ive gotten used to it. Maybe she’ll go back to Mina one day?
Oh. Okay i dont like Rika/Mina/Serena’s Mother. and the pastor, no wonder she started a cult, i mena look at his outfit. WHAT KIND OF SHITTY PASTOR ARE YOU
NO WONDER SHE STARTED A FUCKING CULT, YOU ARE ALL DOUCHEBAGSSSSSSSS
“NEEDS ALOT OF PRAYERS” how about you shut up, man,  Pastor my fucking ass, Devil worshipper is more fucking likely.
excuse me pastor, your voice in my ears IS FUCKING CREEPY DO YOU MIND
UR LIKE A PERVERT
“ your body has grown, is it satan?” HOW ABOUT YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND LEAVE HER ALONE
yep, i fully understamd now why she created a cult. okay im only on 3 of 8 but still
EXCUSE ME LADY, YOUR DAUGHTER CLEARLY SAID NOT O GOING WITH THE PASTOR LEARN SOME FUCKING MANNERS AND DONT BE A RUDE BITCH
I THOUGHT WE WERE LOOKING FOR HER FATHER?
WHY DID WE FIND MIKA IM SO CONFUSED
oh, her dads the head of the hospital, okay. all good.
YEAH YOU TELL HIM MIKA
YEAH THANK YOU NURSE KICK HIM OUT P[LEASE
WEEE THANKS NURSE
she just wnated to be free from hatred? 
BUT NOBODY WOULD ALLOW HER, THEY KEPT PUSHING HER FURTHER INTO THE DARKNESS
okay gone back to not liking Mika just abit
oh.
now i dont know?
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Episode 4
THATS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR EITHER
Mika had cacner in her eyes.
Mika lived a while though, so her dad must have paid the bills.
MIKA LIED ABOUT THE PHONE NUMBER AND THE ADRESS THE FCUK
Did she really grow up at the orphange? PROBABLY FUCKING NOT
I was just feeling sad for her, but then she did that.
WAIT RIKA HONEY NO ITS NOT YOUR FAULT OF WHAT HAPPENED.
Oh.
so she made V blind because of that?
PUPPY
okay no, no new puppy then.
MS. HEAD OF THE RFA
no v, shes brainwashed him.
THE BOTANICAL GARDEN
No V you should focus on saeyoung because ive turned saeran into somebody i regret now.
Rika no.
you didnt have to shut everyone out, 
he asked you to leave?
Ugh im so confused?
WELL MIKA WAS RIGHT TEACHER THEY WERE BAD PARENTS
GROSS PASTOR PLEASE DONT SAY LITTLE LABM AROUND MINA, THATS CREEPY
Oh.
right yeah, she only separated saeran and saeyoung because of their parents.
Mika, why. 
she didnt have to lie about the orphanage, and then why you said you made Rika think it was all her fault, and then ugh
A FUCKING PUPPY 
WAIT SALLY
SHUT UP MOTHER, ITS A CUTE DOG AND WE BOTH LOVE IT
YEAH SALLY YOU GROWL AT HER
Oh.
I KNEW IT
the pastor is a creep, a pervert, child molester
EXCUSE ME MOTHER?
THATS THE FUCKING RITUAL TO GET SATAN OUT OF HER? 
EXCUSE ME THAT IS FUCKING ILLEGAL PASTOR OR NOT
dont fucking freak out, you told her to leave because you didnt want sally in the house and now your like THE FUCK YOU GOING SERENA HUH? ugh
Rika no, that isnt the right choice.
EXCUS ME MIKA DIED?
THEN WHO THE FUCK WAS THERE WHEN RIKA WAS OLDER
DID MIKA LIE ABOUT DYING?
SALLY UR SO CUTE
oh bad momesnt to mention sally being cute.
listen, all rika every wanted was to love someone.
defo a cult, Believer’s? This some sort of god cult.
WAIT NO SALLY DONT CRY
oh she was 16.
oh dear.
well that was a roller coaster
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Episode 5
great she started working a church, and became a nun. even more fantastic
OH SWEET HER NAME IS FINALLY RIKA
I do like the names Mina and Serena but still Rika.
well wjat she thought she was doing was okay. Not wanting anyone to be abandoned?
she just uh turned it into something alot bigger than helping out at a church
She only treated people the way she did was because she didnt know how loving parents acted, so what she thought she was doing was right to her, since she didnt know anything else.
okay so shes 18.
and she wnated to shoe people her light instesd fo her darkness
AN THEN SHE MEETS V
OH THE CLOUD PHOTO, man when she looked at it she said Mother, because thats the first thing that came to mind. 
SHE JUST WNATED TO BE A SUN BUT DIDNT KNOW HOW
SAEYOUNG
WHY DOES TINY SAEYOUNG SOUND LIKE BIG SAEYOUNG
oh
yeah she thought that of she didnt protect saeyoung he’d rot just like Mika.
heh
Oh.
she could see her and mIka in him so she grew attached
she onyl wanted to do good
Rika the Angel but she thought of herself as Rika the Devil ok
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Episode 6
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSUNG
okay so she didnt want yoosung to find out about her darkness
Rika honey, its okay. he still would ahve loved you.
Okay so Oh got it okay.
Yoosung is the son of rikas mothers sister,
SHE WAS SO WORRIED HE’D BE RUINED IF HE STAYED CLOSE
RIKA NO DONT OUT YOURSELF DOWN
YOU’RE EQUAL TO YOOSUNG D:
REUSING PHOTOS ARENT YOU CHERITZ OK
BUT HYE V
she couldnt feel anything? well V is both light and dark rika.
man v still doesnt know rikas real name BUT WE DOOOOO
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episode 7
Man v ur kinda smooth with words but at the same time like you just met.
V MAKE UP UR FUCKING MIND
okay so she modelled for V and then when she was doing that they didnt talk much? man V atleast tell her she did good. how rude.
ZENNNN
v the fuck you didnt even say goodbye, just IM GONNA GO GRAB MY CAMERA AND THEN FCUKING WALK OFF
V no.
you didnt even compliment her or anything, you just said heres lets take pictures but we aint gonna talk and thn when your done, i aint gonna say you did well or anything like that.
V you kinda an asshole.
NO SALLY
okay shes fine.
V was just curious about me because im not like the rest”
kinda sounds like it,
YES RIKA YOU DO DESERVE THE SUN HONEY
YOU ARE THE SUN I THOUGHT WE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THIS
oh so it was Mina that wanted to be loved.
well shes still a prt of you rika, so that measn you wanted to be loved aswell.
okay so she stopped visiting V
V came to visit her
make up your fuckingmind V
“Heathen Cult”
well yeah basically.
JUMIN
V WHAT THE FUCK
“ can you show me how dark you are?”
HOW ABOUT A FUCKING NO
SHE CLEARLYT SAID NO V
YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING PUSH HER TO SHOW YOU
okay all good
she told V everything
and she scared she;ll end up like Mika.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ANOTHER V AND RIKA PHOTO
HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS
WAIT HONEY DONT CRY
MINA YEEE
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LAST EPISODE 
wow thats fast.
okay so saeyoung went abroad and then she stopped disagreeing when saeren was saved
then she met Jumin a year later, sweet.
HAPPY ENDING
WELL YOU HAVE ONE NOW RIKA UR HAPPY AND YEEE
okay so then she got her aparement
and then she dint know if things to turn to the worst or the best
well id say the worst but you did save alot of people.
you may have brainwashed them but they would ahve probably died without her help.
MIKA UR STILL ALIVE
UR BLIND THO
OH
YUP OKAY GOT IT
MIKA DIDNT TURST V SO RIKA WAS LIKE OK YEAH I DONT EITHER BC UR ALWAYSSSSSS RIGHT
right.
Mina believed her.
so she agreed.
SO CUTE
WHAT
MIKA NO
USE SAERAN AND YRUN HIM INTO A HACKER
HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT UP MIKA
IM BACK TO NOT LIKING YOU
MINA 
YOU
YOU MANIPULATED MINA INTO DOING YOUR DIRTY WORK
SHE TRUSTED AND YOU
AND YOU USED HER
“I must not use that boy. I must save him”
WELL THANK YOU RIKA
what kind of bullshit is that.
WELL YOU SHOULD DEFIENTLY TELL V BUT WHEN MIKA SAY NO YOU GOTTA AGREE BECAUSE MINA TRUSTS HER
EXCUS EME RIKA
MINA WAS THE LIGHT
mika is the dark
mika just please shut up.
okay she died. thats sad but like
NOT AFTER WHAT YOU DID
CUTE PHOTO OF RIKA YES
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Thoughts
thst was um
one crazy ride
AND I WAS THERE FOR IT
so glad i read it.
even if you dont like rika at all
please do
its worth it.
as you can see my thoughts were jumbled in the actual live reaction
but it makes alot of sense kind aof?
im to lazy to write a review so thats the best you’re gonna get.
Its really good, to actually understand why Rika/Mina/Serena turned out the way she was.
i mena i already forgave her in the V ending
but even though she did those bad things, if someone just loved her and didnt feeed her with horrible views of the world, she was still a caring girl even though the darkness took a hold of her,
Im not glad of what happened to her, but if it didnt we would have never even met anyone. so as mucha s i hate to say it, im glad of what happened, and 100% glad we could help her through with it.
Okay, well that was fun.
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Hi Tex, I was hoping to get your wisdom. I'm currently studying for the lsat. I'm doing ok on practice tests and am interested in the field. At the same time, I know it's a big commitment, and I'm not 100% positive if going back to school is for me. How'd you know you wanted to be a lawyer? What made you decide to do law school? Thanks for the advice! :)
My dad is a doctor and for the longest time I was set on becoming one lol seriously I even started as a biology major ... half way through undergrad it was clear at least to me that it wasnt my thing and I was more into the social science thing. After graduating I still wasnt sure what to do with my life so I did my thing for a couple of years and then it was either going to business school or law school. I got a job working for a pretty big law firm in Austin, while studying for the GRE and the Lsat. Ultimately deciding for law school obvs.
If you arent 100% sure of it DO NOT please DO NOT do it. The debt and emotional roller coaster isnt worth it unless youre 100% sure.
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jonathankatwhatever · 3 years
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A thought: what if the resistance to contraception is viewed as rooted in male sexual expression changing with condoms. That is, when condoms arent around or are less effective, then you may have sex as a male more often with fewer ejaculations because ejaculation has consequences, and those consequences spread over the sexual relationship. That means condoms and then pills allows the male to ejaculate, which he then tends to do, which reduces the sexual potential for this reason: a man is satisfied by ejaculative orgasm, so the satisfaction or simple End created by that becomes a 1 becomes a 0. That means repeated sex without ejaculation, which means a more engaging sexual relationship, if only by frequency, and that is better for the relationship. That’s why the repeated touches building up to events works and why it can become stale: it works when it isnt oriented toward that ejaculative end, because the repeated touches convey a greater intimacy than it’s this night of the week or whatever reason. I can say that better: repeated touches implies a desire to touch, and that touch can commeasure with sex or it can group so sex occurs on a schedule, and both can work, but the more they connect to ejaculative need the less they connect. By ejaculative need, I mean when obvious, obvious says that’s the End of sex, so if you spread the End out, you still get the End but also more approaches to it, like a long ride with more roller coaster thrills compared to one big drop. It isnt that both aren’t fun but that both are in the long ride, and they tend to only one in the big climb and drop. Just recognizing the different nature of thrills.
Also, I can control more and more the triangle under my eye, so each end of the eye is a point and those point to the corner of the nose. I can tighten that area more on its own in my body building in miniature. This compresses the eyes with strain that starts to disappear because this is clearly one of the places where the tension of youth is lost because you dont realize those muscles are even there. It isnt so much that muscles weaken but that they lose connection and relax until their natural tone is lost. That’s also a commensurate; it’s in natural tone.
That is the face of the person I see when things go to 0 and 1, when my view of myself fully segments. I see thing in reverse; there isn’t anything wrong with the way I look except how I look at myself. But that isnt a trick: it’s acceptance at the End of a long process, not a giant skip over where I convince myself. And that is true because of something else important that I’ve mentioned in part: the tightening up and into the eyes folds into the inner orientation, so I can now point to orientation of inner tension emerging in and out of the face, specifically so as the inner orientation slips, the outer tensioning is lost. It’s like one of those hidden 3D images that you can see when you learn how to relax your focus so you can see it. A refocusing that connects you to you commensurately because that means the fold over the eye muscles into the perceptive system behind the eyes is, rather obvious obvious when said, the hinge point for that perceptive system’s internal alignment. Thus recovery of the position of a more youthful face, of a more serene outlook, of a best self because that is a way you align the selves over the hinge.
This is really good. It could be strikingly helpful because that’s what cooking or baking is: the selves coming out over the hinge into taste and texture and appearance, so the mouth with the eyes connect inside and they triangle to the mouth, and the triangle to what is made, as does the mouth, which isn’t a single mouth but is a single eye whose other eye is smell. So the cooperative aspects of cooking is what makes it so important as an expression of self, love, heritage, etc.
I’m almost scared to go for a walk because so much is coming together and I can put more down with a full keyboard.
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aparoxysm · 7 years
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☼ Brandon x Sally
☼ Sally & Brandon ☼
@sammrps
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation 
um neither, because neither of them are exactly impulsive. anyway sally already has a dog that brandon doesnt care about at all so like what more could a healthy relationship need???
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them
sally but i will tailor the question bc sally is that person who refuses to be in a photograph, she hates being photographed, she has v intense self-image issues and shes very moody about photos of her. like even the kid photos her parents have up she pretty much will never look at if she can help it. but her shoe collection or like, her work? or maybe an outfit but like from the neck down or the thighs up or whatever like very explicit instructions that arent to be disobeyed lest she have a mental breakdown over something not being done perfectly.
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy
i feel like brandon but like, u know he’d do it ironically. like maybe if she was ever legit upset about something he’d leave her a whole box set of Shakespeare classics and a crumpled up croissant on her desk and she would be like omfg i hate u sm :’) but its like ~perspective. cause the things that annoy her about him i think are becoming her favorites.
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them
foreign indie films w/ subtitles or nothing tbh.
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them
sally working and brandon being the distraction, the universe knows no other way.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated
okay well when shes finally comfortable in the relationship brandon is so gonna wish sally didn’t know how to operate facetime, js.
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do
omg sally is a stormer and a cryer. all round tantrum thrower. but if brandon stormed out she’d probably just follow him like “I HAVE 21893721 MORE POINTS TO MAKE DONT U WALK AWAY FROM ME” but then if she stormed out and he didn’t follow she’d have to chew him out for that too bc again she still has 21893721 more points to make.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows
brandon, i guess, bc dude never sleeps. idk how much he’d stay up for a tv show though. sally zonks out like a light once it’s past her bedtime lololol she’d never make it past the first one or two episodes.
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky
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who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car
either of them doing physical labor? LOLOLOLOLOL. (brandon)
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays
sally. she goes a lot overboard.
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other
omg both but then like. i feel like brandon can commit to the cold shoulder, but the second sally opens her mouth he’s gonna have the compulsive need to reply so it would never last bc both would be like ben in parks and rec “i can’t even begin to tell you how wrong you are. actually, it’s gonna bug me if i dont”
who plays with the others’ hair more
ehhhh?? neither? sally would probably rather die than have brandon ruin her hair in broad daylight and brandon is probably like ditto
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored
hahaha oh my god neither.
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can
maybe sally, again, once she’s found a shred of her chill and is comfortable and its just like in passing and not A Big Deal™ anymore. she can be affectionate, but it usually is just like in private like PDA makes her wanna commit a felony.
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up
BOTH.
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up  
like probably brandon has to initiate and sally would 100% walk away if everything isnt exactly the way she wants it to be, like her mood and the stars are not in position, idfk. again, hella private person. she’d have to know that nobody is within a 100 mile radius and she doesnt have 200 other things she needs to be doing. i mean its all an excuse anyway she just 100% doesnt know what shes doing LOL. 
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one
brandon would forget. sally would probably have 200 on hand ready to go. so naturally they get 100 each bc sharing is overrated. OR he’d have to hold it as punishment.
who demands showering first in the mornings
sally hands down because i dont think brandon knows what a morning is.
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings
i feel like neither. brandon knows sally likes her space and she’d probably complain the whole time anyway, and like, if he even remotely tried to make it hot she’d state that like 70% of accidents happen in the home and most of them are in the bathroom and if he’s the cause of her throwing out her back or breaking her neck she might just have to return the favor. brandon would know its not worth it OR alternatively see it as a good plan to annoy her beyond measure.
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games
sally on a rollercoaster L O L over her dead body. i think they both would just rather not go tbh. if they had to though, they’d probably like to stand on the side and make fun of everyone losing the games bc rigged and they are obviously the smarter species not to participate.
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond
sally. unless its about something destined to annoy sally or to prove a point and then i could see brandon spamming facts about it.
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight
brandon bc he is probably using it all night instead of SLEEPING.
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets
sally would have a heartattack and die. also that insinuates she wears something with back pockets and i think we both know she only owns 1 pair of brandon jeans. so like. idk maybe her @ him??? maybe??? tho tbh she will probably commandeer his wallet upon convenience. even if shes the rich one, i think sally will forever make it a point that he has to pay for her newly formed coffee addiction.
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can 
neither i think. i dont really see them being the kind of couple to actively validate each other through physical affection, especially given their upbringing, so  i think they’ll just sort of gravitate out of natural chemistry. and like a touch will always mean more.
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet
i think sally gets loud bc IF UR LOUD THEN THE POINT WILL GET ACROSS BETTER. plus she is hella passionate about things. whereas brandon is like a jabber, he kind of has this cool, limited emotional plane that he sticks to. and if this q is actually sexual then hell, who knows, maybe it translates there too RIP her vocal chords and his eardrums.
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ALL OF THEM
oh boy here we go
Mercury: What’s your full name?
My first name is Kaylin, and I’m not comfortable with giving out my last name.
Venus: What’s your first language?
English, but I know a tiny bit of ASL and I took 3 years of Spanish for school.
Earth: Where’s your home?
Southern California, but I’m not gonna go into specifics on the location.
Mars: What’s your sexuality?
Aromantic asexual.
Jupiter: Do you have any siblings?
Nope! Only child here ^_^
Saturn: Any pets?
I have 3 dogs - Turbo, Jax, and Teddy. Turbo and Jax are brothers, we think they’re chihuahuas mixed with some kind of terrier. Teddy is a chihuahua/brussels griffon/actual gremlin.
Uranus: What’s your hobby?
I have a lot of hobbies - baking, drawing, amateur cosplay, Disneyland pin collecting... Although I’m not entirely sure that last one counts as a “hobby” per se.
Neptune: When’s your birthday?
April 18. (psst. send me shit)
Pluto: What time is it right now where you are?
Right as I’m writing this, it’s 9:23 PM, but this is probably gonna take a while ^^’
Moon: What are you studying/planning to study?
I would like to go to a culinary school if at all possible... I’m not sure what else I’d want to do though.
Sun: Have you ever had alcohol?
Nope.
Sirius: Have you ever failed a class?
All I’m gonna say is that physics is a real bitch.
Rigel: Have you ever gone on a roller coaster? Yeah, but the most “intense” one I’ve done willingly is Space Mountain. My parents made me go on California Screamin once and I hated it.
Deneb: Have you ever been out of your home country?
Nope, but I want to! I’d love to go to Europe some day.
Arcturus: Have you ever cried out of something other than sadness?
My dude, I am crying 100% of the time. Don’t underestimate me.
Betelgeuse: What’s something you can never forget about?
UHHHHH NOTHING LMAO. I forget everything. Sometimes I even forget who I am.
Aldebaran: What’s something you care desperately about?
CAN I GET A UHHHHHHHH MY FRIENDS AND FP’S
Canopus: Have you ever broken a bone?
No, unless you count the time I cracked my head open on some stairs.
Bellatrix: Have you ever been forced to lie or keep a secret?
Not really. People don’t seem to trust me with secrets. Which is fine, I don’t know if I could keep one if I had to.
Alphard: Have you ever lost a friend?
Yeah. All of my friends from elementary and middle school have grown apart from me, probably for the better.
Vega: What’s something you’ve done that you wish you hadn’t?
I don’t really know. I guess I don’t regret a lot of stuff I’ve done, it’s more stuff I didn’t do.
Centaurus: Favorite holiday?
Ooh, this is tough. It’s a tie between Halloween and Christmas for me.
Orion: Favorite month?
October! The weather’s perfect - not too hot, not too cold - and it’s the month of one of my aforementioned favorite holidays!
Cassiopeia: Favorite book?
Definitely a Harry Potter book. Hard to say which one though - maybe Half-Blood Prince or Prisoner of Azkaban.
Delphinus: Favorite study?
Not really sure what this means...
Hercules: Favorite instrument?
I can only really play piano, and even that’s... shaky at best. To listen to, though, I really like steel drums! And I’m not entirely sure if this counts, but this instrument is really cool, especially from a technical standpoint!
Gemini: Favorite song?
Another tough one. It changes a lot. Right now, it’s probably Meant to be Yours from Heathers: The Musical or Young and Menace by Fall Out Boy.
Pegasus: Favorite place to be?
Disneyland! It’s just such a happy place, and the details and technological aspect of all the attractions are so cool to me!!
Libra: Favorite color?
Mint green.
Phoenix: Favorite thing to wear?
Anything leather! It makes me feel badass :)
Aries: Favorite movie?
Ahh, all these tough questions! I think it’s a tie between Moana and Coraline.
Cygnus: Favorite Weather?
Rain! Not thunderstorms though. Those scare the SHIT out of me.
Hydra: Favorite sound?
I’m not entirely sure - probably like ambient rain sounds?
Milky Way: Who’s your oldest friend?
We’re not really friends anymore, but she was in my first grade class. Not comfortable with saying who it is though.
Andromeda: Do you consider yourself social?
Nope.
Black Eye Galaxy: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nope. Maybe in Disney movies, but not in real life.
Cartwheel Galaxy: When was your first kiss?
I’ve never kissed anybody, and tbh I don’t want to.
Cigar Galaxy: How are your flirting skills?
Apparently I unintentionally flirt? I don’t mean to.
Comet Galaxy: Have you ever had to leave a relationship because someone changed too much?
Well, considering I’ve never been in one of those, I’m gonna say no.
Pinwheel Galaxy: Would you date the last person you talked to?
No.
Sombrero Galaxy: Do you have a crush right now?
Nope.
Bode’s Galaxy: Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I don’t know. People have had crushes on me before, but I don’t exactly get the difference between that and a “secret admirer.”
Sunflower’s Galaxy: Would you date/make friends with someone out of pity?
No, because I’ve been on the other end of that. It’s horrible.
Tadpole Galaxy: Would you ever deny a friendship or relationship?
Yes, and I have before, and it feels horrible. But I’m a terrible liar, so it would be hard to keep up.
Whirlpool Galaxy: Have you ever cried at a breakup?
Never had one of those.
Comet: What’s your big dream?
I’ve always wanted to have a cupcake shop. Weirdly specific, I know, but idk.
Asteroid: What does your dream life look like?
I’d love to live with some friends and like 6 gazillion cats.
Meteor: What’s something you wish you could tell, but can’t?
There isn’t much, I’m pretty much an open book.
Nebula: If you could undo one thing in your life, what would it be?
I would stand up for myself more when I was younger. Or pay attention in school. Or not be a piece of shit altogether :)
Shooting Star: If you could bring back one thing, what would it be?
FUCKIN CLUB PENGUIN LADS
Pulsar: What do you hope to do in the next 10 years?
Not die...? I don’t know, man, I have NO GOALS
Supernova: What’s one thing you want to do before you die?
Meet my FP in real life.
Quasar: If you could spend the rest of your life with only one person, who would it be?
hhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH REALLY ASKIN THE HARD HITTING QUESTIONS HERE ARENT YA... probably one of my FP’s, but if you ask me to choose I’d probably explode on the spot.
Wormhole: What’s something you wish would happen, but know won’t?
I wish I could meet all of my internet friends, but travel is expensive. It might happen, but it’s highly unlikely
Black Hole: What’s the last thing you want to see?
That’s something that I don’t want to think about or answer right now.
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